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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
I was telling you guys, uh, looking for hacks on
how to stay cool. And I know Kyle now you're
you're very much into sports with your kids. And this
I got a I got a DM from Corona. She says,
I freeze water bottles and use them when watching my
son play baseball. I put them under my armpits, face
and neck.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
That's good luck, that's very smart.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I like the frozen because it takes a long time
for frozen water bottles to defrost.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
And then Tamera, I was laughing so hard about the
banana butt song and missed my exit banana but song.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Missing your exit sucks so bad?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
What banana butt song? Don't put bananas in my butt. No,
don't put bananas in my butt. I've told you several
times before. My butt is not a bana. So I
was telling you guys about the best and worst celebrity tippers.
What do you want to hear? The best tippers are
the worst? We want to hear.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Let's hear your best. Let's let's start positive.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
First of all, I went to this restaurant for dinnerlast night,
and it was one of those where you stand up,
you walk up and you ordered the food, you know,
and then they bring it to your table, and when
they turned the little thing around, twenty five percent the
balls on this wrestle, Like.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
The default tip was twenty five percent the balls.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
That's crazy, Yeah, like what you minute? I just came
up here. If you came over to me and asked
me what I wanted the balls on this place? Anyway?
The best tip.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
These are stories that people have shared with celebrities that
tip the best, and I also have the worst.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
This person said Bruce Willis.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Bruce always tipped extremely well and signed autographs for everyone.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
That's cool, right.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, Miley Cyrus not only kind but also low maintenance,
tipped two hundred percent and was a sweetheart. Post Malone
a super good tipper. He usually gets fifty to one
hundred percent tips. Very polite, all around great guest.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I love Posty.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I feel like you don't really hear a lot of
bad interactions with him.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Ever, I would have guessed he was on that list.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
The fact that he like pulled up to Gracie's dive
bar when he was here in Phoenix, though, like tells
me everything about him.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
He's cool in it with his fans.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Dave Chappel David, he's incredibly respect from polite. He referred
to me by my name and tipped more than one
hundred percent in cash.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Shaquille O'Neal.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
He paid for everyone's meals in the restaurant, tip to
server three hundred dollars and tipped all the other staff
one hundred dollars each.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
That's awesome. He has that reputation of being super generous.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Elvis Presley, he came in with some officers, stayed over
an hour, He had a meal and a few beers,
and left a five thousand dollar tip.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Whoa, and that was back in the day, back in
the fifties.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, right on, Elvis.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Kevin Hart tipped me fat the other day, three hundred
dollars on an eighty dollar bill.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
The worst tippers, oh, jay z Now, it was rude.
He didn't tip, didn't tip at all, That's what they said.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Tina Fey, she was demanding and smoked a cigarette the
outdoor table, even after being asked to stop, and she
left less than a ten percent tip. John Cena not
only did he not tip me, he.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Ghosted on the bill altogether. That part.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I have to believe he thought his people were taking
care of it. I just can't see John Cena doing it.
Seems better than Jennifer Lopez. She and her entraze ALLEGI
ran my friend, ragged, insulted him, held up the table
for three plus hours, and completely stiffed him.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
On the tip.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
That's lame.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Fifty cent. He didn't leave enough cash for the bill
and tried to walk out. He seemed frustrated and quickly
gave me just enough to cover the bill. I mean
his name is The tip was less than ten cents.
Scottie Pippen. He was rude, complained about everything, although he
ate everything in front of him. The bill came to
four hundred and twenty five dollars. He left me two dollars.
That's why they call him no tip and pippin.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Wow. Yeah interesting. When were we in the X? We
got in the X earlier this week, right.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Yeah, that was I think a. Deborah was saying that
her oh yeah, breakup was because her date chased a
napkin that was blown away and she could not take
the way he was running after the napkin.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
She was at the moment and you see your significant
other do something, then you're just like, oh God, ick done. Yeah,
we got a bunch more of those. We're going to
get into that next with John Jay and Rich. Oh wait,
hold on, hold second home thing, Hold on soon, Cardib's trending.
We're okay, yeah, okay, we'll get into the X after
(04:20):
Olivia Dean's John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Three, Good morning.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Hi. It's very important, John Jay. I love you, I
adore you and your family. I used to be a
server bar tender, Nori, and you tip wonderfully, and I
just want the world to know how great you are
and your family, and I think your kids this is
years ago now, they were going to soccer practice and
your wife was coming in like back and forth, and
(04:49):
you were just so amazing and you tip wonderfully, and
I'm just so grateful that you're part.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Of my life forever.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Wait what restaurant, Nori? She where is that other ridge? Oh?
Speaker 7 (05:04):
Oh, so you guys said, yes, you would say this
is years ago, your kids were little.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
I think they were in soccer practice maybe, but like
it was across from the yard house, you know, I'm
time out.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Yes, yes, yes, yeah, desert Rich and you would come
in and you would always yeah, like you write a
like nice note and would always tip over one hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
It was just sweet. Thank you Teresa, thanks for listening.
Have a great day.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
No, thank you you too, Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Can I tell you guys something, I don't know what
she's talking about. I want to take credit for it.
I want to take credit for it.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I want to say that to me. I want it.
Could it have been you Rich? Because I don't. I
don't think i've been there. I don't know what you're
talking about.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Do you write nice notes on your tips? That doesn't
sound like John James for me.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Maybe I went through a phase I don't remember, but
though I just don't, I don't. I mean, I'm so
grateful she called in.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
I mean she's grateful. So let's let that roll. Take
that one.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I wonder if it was you know either you. You
know how a lot of times people think they add them.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Are we on the air? Yeah? Oh okay, I get
at Jak Jak.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I got a lot of people saying, are you John
Jay and Rich? I'm like, no, I'm just one of them.
I'm just one of them.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Let's get back in.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
An X are always a blast, though we want to
know that moment, you know, you're you're dating someone or
you're married to him, and they do something like Brook,
thanks for holding Brook?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
What's your ick?
Speaker 8 (06:24):
Hey?
Speaker 9 (06:25):
Okay, so I'll make it quick. I was just dating,
or like I guess almost dating somebody. We were just talking,
hanging out. He come over to watch a movie and
I had a great Dane who mind you? I'm five three?
And he went up over my hill and he stood
(06:46):
in front of the TV. And this guy just yelled
at him. And I looked at him and I said,
you can have a good night. Don't come back to
my house every one, and I shouldn't lock the door
and blocked him immediately.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeah, who yells at a dog?
Speaker 9 (07:01):
Well, and that's the thing, Like my dog was huge,
mind you? But who yelled at my Like, why would
you yell at my dog? That was my baby?
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Why would you be in a first date and yell
at a great dane either? That's dumb. He wasn't very drag,
was he right?
Speaker 9 (07:16):
And then then afterwards I just crawled up on the
couch with him and wait watched them and my dog.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Brook. I just love you.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I love the way you speak and and and I
think we need we need to have you on the
air more often. I love your point of view and
the way you say things.
Speaker 9 (07:32):
Oh well, that probably also didn't help that. Uh I'm
from South Mississippi and we y'all talk like country balkin.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
You sound adorable.
Speaker 8 (07:43):
Thank you.
Speaker 9 (07:44):
By the way, I listen to y'all like every day.
I know y'all hear that all the time, but I truly.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Do, and y'all are also, Oh thank you, Brooke.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Hold on, we got to keep your number, Dylan, please,
we need to call her all the time. How do
you say Philiberto's brook? How do I Philiberto's?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
What is that? Philibara? It's a Mexican restaurant, right, go
ahead say.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
It again, phili Bartas the.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
South Mississippi figured it out.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
A broke hold on the line, and thank you so
much for listening. Have a great day, Jamie, You've got an.
Speaker 8 (08:23):
Yep. I definitely do.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
What do you go? So?
Speaker 8 (08:27):
I was dating this guy and he was really super
self conscious about this, but he was missing a couple
of his front teeth and we were at one of
my all time favorite Chinese buffets and as we're sitting
there eating food came out of his mouth.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Does it make a whistle noise when it came through.
Speaker 8 (08:49):
That, you know, that would have made it better by
its just it came out of his mouth and he
just left it on the table, didn't even clean it up.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Oh my god, So like that pow chicken was like,
let's just sitting there on the table. It flew up,
so he didn't have teeth to begin with. So you're
sitting there a guy eating with a guy that has
no front.
Speaker 8 (09:08):
Teeth, right, yes, pretty much?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Yeah, okay, so kudos to you for that.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
And then and then the chicken flies out of his
mouth and lands on the table.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
He doesn't eve get a napkin and pick it up.
Speaker 8 (09:20):
It was actually uh chow main noodles chin, that's more
than just an is wow, get up?
Speaker 3 (09:30):
I put the napkin over it or something?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
So did you pick leave it there? Do you continue eating?
Speaker 8 (09:36):
I continued eating, but like I couldn't look at him
after that, like while we were eating, like I slowed
down my eating because I'm like, that just made me
lose my appetite a little bit. That was my favorite
Chinese muff.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Oh you can't go over, but you can't go back?
And did he dare ask him for a kiss good night,
because that would be terrible too.
Speaker 8 (09:57):
I honestly I don't remember that part, but yeah, it was.
It was gross.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
You know what I would do if the compound noodle
whatever flew out on the table in front of me,
came out of his mouth, would gone like this, I
was a bug and I would have.
Speaker 6 (10:10):
Eaten it, got it.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
To make him feel better. Jamie, thanks for listening.
Speaker 8 (10:21):
Absolutely, thank you guys. Having a rest you today.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
That's a gross Erica, good morning? What's your good morning?
Speaker 7 (10:28):
I went I went to Starbucks with the guy and
for one, he didn't drink coffee Red Flag. And second
he ordered hot chocolate kid temp, kid temp. That's like
for children. You can't handle a hot beverage. The grown
ass man had to order it kid temp. But you
(10:51):
have a bonusck Oh told me a story. There's a
biss for you. He told me a story. He went
on a first date with a woman. She ordered chicken
wings and eat the wing bone and all what phone
and all? Yeah, right, apparently, but she ate the bones.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Maybe she didn't know. I mean, that's that's I'm.
Speaker 7 (11:16):
Eating chicken wings. I don't know, but she eat the bones.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
That's so dangerous.
Speaker 7 (11:19):
There you go. You got two for one bonus X today.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Thanks Erica, thanks for listening. Have a great day, Tanya.
What's your egg?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Good morning morning?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
What do you got?
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (11:36):
My ex?
Speaker 6 (11:36):
So my egg is when? Because I'm one of those
online dating people, let me tell you. I can go
on and on on about my experiences, but the worst
one and I will. I am ready to walk out
after two minutes when I walk in and I'll go
to Denny's, I'll go to a fan, I'll go anywhere,
you know, just to go out and hang out. And
when I sit across from somebody and their T shirt
is stretched out in the neck, like why, and then
(12:00):
I looked down and they got dirty shoes or cross
I'm sorry, but that's not a first impression.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
No, you should wear crocs on a first day, should you?
You should? You should have your game on?
Speaker 6 (12:11):
You should?
Speaker 8 (12:11):
You know?
Speaker 6 (12:12):
Because I know myself and I'm sure I speak for
most women out there. We put a little bit of
effort into getting ready to go out, especially on a
first date when you're going to meet somebody and a
stretched out T shirts. T shirts are like five to
fifteen dollars. If they can't put out five or fifteen
dollars to impress you with a decent T shirt that
isn't stretched out in the neck and you can see
like their their I don't know, dirtiness, whatever the heck
(12:35):
they got going on around their collars moving all.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Right, Sonya, thanks thanks for calling in.
Speaker 6 (12:43):
Makes John day.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
You guys have a good date.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
You don't know how I was telling you in the past,
Like when I'd go to the Starbucks wrap by the
radio station, they never left a note on my cup
and it always bothered me. I got a Starbucks today,
they got they got a note on my cup and
it's made my day.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Isn't that weird what they say?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
But first of all, but it's like the little things
that just make like I It put me in such
a good mood. So the girl I walked into the
Starbucks and she was really friendly, whatever, right, And I
ordered my drink and when I got to my car,
she wrote on it it says enjoy king with an
exclamation point a smiley face, and I was just like,
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
It just made me so happy.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
That No, that's such a good lesson that like even
just one word, one simple word, can turn around someone's day.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I love that. Yeah, it was so weird. Have you
ever been called king before? No? And I've never felt
good before.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
And he's definitely never enjoyed his day.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
That must be a sign that the because you know
that yesterday I ate so much food and I'm like,
wait a minute, I'm with.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
This GLP thing.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
It's not supposed to I'm supposed it's supposed to kill
my appetite, but I'm eating like crazy. And then I'm
like in a good mood because of this, not you
know how they say the glp's to take your mood,
your joy away. I got all kinds of joy this
morning because of that piece of backfiring for you. Like,
I'm gonna just finished my Starbucks here, this is my
(14:06):
cup right here, I'm gonna keep it.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I wish I could frame it. Join the King
Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
I was telling you guys, uh, looking for hacks on
how to stay cool. And I know Kyle now you're
you're very much into sports with your kids. And this
I got a I got a DM from Corona. She says,
I freeze water bottles and use them when watching my
son play baseball. I put them under my armpits, face
and neck.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
That's good luck, that's very smart.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I like the frozen because it takes a long time
for frozen water bottles to defrost.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
And then Tamera, I was laughing so hard about the
banana butt song and missed my exit banana but song.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Missing your exit sucks so bad?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
What banana butt song? Don't put bananas in my butt. No,
don't put bananas in my butt. I've told you several
times before. My butt is not a bana. So I
was telling you guys about the best and worst celebrity tippers.
What do you want to hear? The best tippers are
the worst? We want to hear.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Let's hear your best. Let's let's start positive.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
First of all, I went to this restaurant for dinnerlast night,
and it was one of those where you stand up,
you walk up and you ordered the food, you know,
and then they bring it to your table, and when
they turned the little thing around, twenty five percent the
balls on this wrestle, Like.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
The default tip was twenty five percent the balls.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
That's crazy, Yeah, like what you minute? I just came
up here. If you came over to me and asked
me what I wanted the balls on this place? Anyway?
The best tip.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
These are stories that people have shared with celebrities that
tip the best, and I also have the worst.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
This person said Bruce Willis.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Bruce always tipped extremely well and signed autographs for everyone.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
That's cool, right.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, Miley Cyrus not only kind but also low maintenance,
tipped two hundred percent and was a sweetheart. Post Malone
a super good tipper. He usually gets fifty to one
hundred percent tips. Very polite, all around great guest.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I love Posty.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I feel like you don't really hear a lot of
bad interactions with him.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Ever, I would have guessed he was on that list.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
The fact that he like pulled up to Gracie's dive
bar when he was here in Phoenix, though, like tells
me everything about him.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
He's cool in it with his fans.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Dave Chappel David, he's incredibly respect from polite. He referred
to me by my name and tipped more than one
hundred percent in cash.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Shaquille O'Neal.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
He paid for everyone's meals in the restaurant, tip to
server three hundred dollars and tipped all the other staff
one hundred dollars each.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
That's awesome. He has that reputation of being super generous.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Elvis Presley, he came in with some officers, stayed over
an hour, He had a meal and a few beers,
and left a five thousand dollar tip.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Whoa, and that was back in the day, back in
the fifties.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, right on, Elvis.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Kevin Hart tipped me fat the other day, three hundred
dollars on an eighty dollar bill.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
The worst tippers, oh, jay z Now, it was rude.
He didn't tip, didn't tip at all, That's what they said.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Tina Fey, she was demanding and smoked a cigarette the
outdoor table, even after being asked to stop, and she
left less than a ten percent tip. John Cena not
only did he not tip me, he.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Ghosted on the bill altogether. That part.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I have to believe he thought his people were taking
care of it. I just can't see John Cena doing it.
Seems better than Jennifer Lopez. She and her entraze ALLEGI
ran my friend, ragged, insulted him, held up the table
for three plus hours, and completely stiffed him.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
On the tip.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
That's lame.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Fifty cent. He didn't leave enough cash for the bill
and tried to walk out. He seemed frustrated and quickly
gave me just enough to cover the bill. I mean
his name is The tip was less than ten cents.
Scottie Pippen. He was rude, complained about everything, although he
ate everything in front of him. The bill came to
four hundred and twenty five dollars. He left me two dollars.
That's why they call him no tip and pippin.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Wow. Yeah interesting. When were we in the X? We
got in the X earlier this week, right.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Yeah, that was I think a. Deborah was saying that
her oh yeah, breakup was because her date chased a
napkin that was blown away and she could not take
the way he was running after the napkin.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
She was at the moment and you see your significant
other do something, then you're just like, oh God, ick done. Yeah,
we got a bunch more of those. We're going to
get into that next with John Jay and Rich. Oh wait,
hold on, hold second home thing, Hold on soon, Cardib's trending.
We're okay, yeah, okay, we'll get into the X after
(04:20):
Olivia Dean's John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Three, Good morning.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Hi. It's very important, John Jay. I love you, I
adore you and your family. I used to be a
server bar tender, Nori, and you tip wonderfully, and I
just want the world to know how great you are
and your family, and I think your kids this is
years ago now, they were going to soccer practice and
your wife was coming in like back and forth, and
(04:49):
you were just so amazing and you tip wonderfully, and
I'm just so grateful that you're part.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Of my life forever.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Wait what restaurant, Nori? She where is that other ridge? Oh?
Speaker 7 (05:04):
Oh, so you guys said, yes, you would say this
is years ago, your kids were little.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
I think they were in soccer practice maybe, but like
it was across from the yard house, you know, I'm
time out.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Yes, yes, yes, yeah, desert Rich and you would come
in and you would always yeah, like you write a
like nice note and would always tip over one hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
It was just sweet. Thank you Teresa, thanks for listening.
Have a great day.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
No, thank you you too, Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Can I tell you guys something, I don't know what
she's talking about. I want to take credit for it.
I want to take credit for it.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I want to say that to me. I want it.
Could it have been you Rich? Because I don't. I
don't think i've been there. I don't know what you're
talking about.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Do you write nice notes on your tips? That doesn't
sound like John James for me.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Maybe I went through a phase I don't remember, but
though I just don't, I don't. I mean, I'm so
grateful she called in.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
I mean she's grateful. So let's let that roll. Take
that one.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I wonder if it was you know either you. You
know how a lot of times people think they add them.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Are we on the air? Yeah? Oh okay, I get
at Jak Jak.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I got a lot of people saying, are you John
Jay and Rich? I'm like, no, I'm just one of them.
I'm just one of them.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Let's get back in.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
An X are always a blast, though we want to
know that moment, you know, you're you're dating someone or
you're married to him, and they do something like Brook,
thanks for holding Brook?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
What's your ick?
Speaker 8 (06:24):
Hey?
Speaker 9 (06:25):
Okay, so I'll make it quick. I was just dating,
or like I guess almost dating somebody. We were just talking,
hanging out. He come over to watch a movie and
I had a great Dane who mind you? I'm five three?
And he went up over my hill and he stood
(06:46):
in front of the TV. And this guy just yelled
at him. And I looked at him and I said,
you can have a good night. Don't come back to
my house every one, and I shouldn't lock the door
and blocked him immediately.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeah, who yells at a dog?
Speaker 9 (07:01):
Well, and that's the thing, Like my dog was huge,
mind you? But who yelled at my Like, why would
you yell at my dog? That was my baby?
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Why would you be in a first date and yell
at a great dane either? That's dumb. He wasn't very drag,
was he right?
Speaker 9 (07:16):
And then then afterwards I just crawled up on the
couch with him and wait watched them and my dog.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Brook. I just love you.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I love the way you speak and and and I
think we need we need to have you on the
air more often. I love your point of view and
the way you say things.
Speaker 9 (07:32):
Oh well, that probably also didn't help that. Uh I'm
from South Mississippi and we y'all talk like country balkin.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
You sound adorable.
Speaker 8 (07:43):
Thank you.
Speaker 9 (07:44):
By the way, I listen to y'all like every day.
I know y'all hear that all the time, but I truly.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Do, and y'all are also, Oh thank you, Brooke.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Hold on, we got to keep your number, Dylan, please,
we need to call her all the time. How do
you say Philiberto's brook? How do I Philiberto's?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
What is that? Philibara? It's a Mexican restaurant, right, go
ahead say.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
It again, phili Bartas the.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
South Mississippi figured it out.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
A broke hold on the line, and thank you so
much for listening. Have a great day, Jamie, You've got an.
Speaker 8 (08:23):
Yep. I definitely do.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
What do you go? So?
Speaker 8 (08:27):
I was dating this guy and he was really super
self conscious about this, but he was missing a couple
of his front teeth and we were at one of
my all time favorite Chinese buffets and as we're sitting
there eating food came out of his mouth.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Does it make a whistle noise when it came through.
Speaker 8 (08:49):
That, you know, that would have made it better by
its just it came out of his mouth and he
just left it on the table, didn't even clean it up.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Oh my god, So like that pow chicken was like,
let's just sitting there on the table. It flew up,
so he didn't have teeth to begin with. So you're
sitting there a guy eating with a guy that has
no front.
Speaker 8 (09:08):
Teeth, right, yes, pretty much?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Yeah, okay, so kudos to you for that.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
And then and then the chicken flies out of his
mouth and lands on the table.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
He doesn't eve get a napkin and pick it up.
Speaker 8 (09:20):
It was actually uh chow main noodles chin, that's more
than just an is wow, get up?
Speaker 3 (09:30):
I put the napkin over it or something?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
So did you pick leave it there? Do you continue eating?
Speaker 8 (09:36):
I continued eating, but like I couldn't look at him
after that, like while we were eating, like I slowed
down my eating because I'm like, that just made me
lose my appetite a little bit. That was my favorite
Chinese muff.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Oh you can't go over, but you can't go back?
And did he dare ask him for a kiss good night,
because that would be terrible too.
Speaker 8 (09:57):
I honestly I don't remember that part, but yeah, it was.
It was gross.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
You know what I would do if the compound noodle
whatever flew out on the table in front of me,
came out of his mouth, would gone like this, I
was a bug and I would have.
Speaker 6 (10:10):
Eaten it, got it.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
To make him feel better. Jamie, thanks for listening.
Speaker 8 (10:21):
Absolutely, thank you guys. Having a rest you today.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
That's a gross Erica, good morning? What's your good morning?
Speaker 7 (10:28):
I went I went to Starbucks with the guy and
for one, he didn't drink coffee Red Flag. And second
he ordered hot chocolate kid temp, kid temp. That's like
for children. You can't handle a hot beverage. The grown
ass man had to order it kid temp. But you
(10:51):
have a bonusck Oh told me a story. There's a
biss for you. He told me a story. He went
on a first date with a woman. She ordered chicken
wings and eat the wing bone and all what phone
and all? Yeah, right, apparently, but she ate the bones.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Maybe she didn't know. I mean, that's that's I'm.
Speaker 7 (11:16):
Eating chicken wings. I don't know, but she eat the bones.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
That's so dangerous.
Speaker 7 (11:19):
There you go. You got two for one bonus X today.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Thanks Erica, thanks for listening. Have a great day, Tanya.
What's your egg?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Good morning morning?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
What do you got?
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (11:36):
My ex?
Speaker 6 (11:36):
So my egg is when? Because I'm one of those
online dating people, let me tell you. I can go
on and on on about my experiences, but the worst
one and I will. I am ready to walk out
after two minutes when I walk in and I'll go
to Denny's, I'll go to a fan, I'll go anywhere,
you know, just to go out and hang out. And
when I sit across from somebody and their T shirt
is stretched out in the neck, like why, and then
(12:00):
I looked down and they got dirty shoes or cross
I'm sorry, but that's not a first impression.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
No, you should wear crocs on a first day, should you?
You should? You should have your game on?
Speaker 6 (12:11):
You should?
Speaker 8 (12:11):
You know?
Speaker 6 (12:12):
Because I know myself and I'm sure I speak for
most women out there. We put a little bit of
effort into getting ready to go out, especially on a
first date when you're going to meet somebody and a
stretched out T shirts. T shirts are like five to
fifteen dollars. If they can't put out five or fifteen
dollars to impress you with a decent T shirt that
isn't stretched out in the neck and you can see
like their their I don't know, dirtiness, whatever the heck
(12:35):
they got going on around their collars moving all.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Right, Sonya, thanks thanks for calling in.
Speaker 6 (12:43):
Makes John day.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
You guys have a good date.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
You don't know how I was telling you in the past,
Like when I'd go to the Starbucks wrap by the
radio station, they never left a note on my cup
and it always bothered me. I got a Starbucks today,
they got they got a note on my cup and
it's made my day.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Isn't that weird what they say?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
But first of all, but it's like the little things
that just make like I It put me in such
a good mood. So the girl I walked into the
Starbucks and she was really friendly, whatever, right, And I
ordered my drink and when I got to my car,
she wrote on it it says enjoy king with an
exclamation point a smiley face, and I was just like,
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
It just made me so happy.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
That No, that's such a good lesson that like even
just one word, one simple word, can turn around someone's day.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I love that. Yeah, it was so weird. Have you
ever been called king before? No? And I've never felt
good before.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
And he's definitely never enjoyed his day.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
That must be a sign that the because you know
that yesterday I ate so much food and I'm like,
wait a minute, I'm with.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
This GLP thing.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
It's not supposed to I'm supposed it's supposed to kill
my appetite, but I'm eating like crazy. And then I'm
like in a good mood because of this, not you
know how they say the glp's to take your mood,
your joy away. I got all kinds of joy this
morning because of that piece of backfiring for you. Like,
I'm gonna just finished my Starbucks here, this is my
(14:06):
cup right here, I'm gonna keep it.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I wish I could frame it. Join the King
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