August 15, 2024 • 18 mins
Coming Up #OnWithMarioLopez – Comic #ChelseaHandler zooms in to talk new stand up tour, Vegas residency, #DearChelsea #podcast, & more! Plus, why a #TikTokker is receiving a #GoodDeed Lopezie, Mario talks #earthquake, Courtney’s Court, & more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Come on with Mario Lopez halfway through the week Wednesday
edition of the show. Mario Lopez, You're a lot of
fun to get to Over the next few hours, the
hilarious Chelsea Handler is going to join us with the
scoop on her Vegas residency.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Always fun catching up with her.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Plus, my wife's gonna serve up some fresh justice in
Courtney's court. We're gonna dig into the buzz and we're
just a few songs away from handing out a Good
Deed Lopezy.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
So turn it up. You're on with Mario Lopez, Jeryl.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Mario Lopez keeping the music in fun coming your way
as we hand out our Good Deed Lopezy Award. Each
week we honor a good deed and this week that
honor goes to whom frazier.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
This week we are honoring TikToker Janelle Marie. She started
a GoFundMe and raise more than three hundred twenty thousand
dollars for a ninety year old Air Force veteran who
she met at a pawnshop where he was trying to
sell off some jewelry.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
The man only identified as Donald cares for his wife
who has dementia and told Janelle he was selling items
so he could pay back rent after falling behind because
of a rent increase. Donald turns ninety one on August
twenty fifth and says, the TikToker is like an angel
in disguise, and this is the best birthday present anyone's
ever gotten.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
All that is so sweet.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I'm assuming Janelle Marie is on the younger side being
a TikToker. Actually, there's a lot of people, well demographics
on there. But nonetheless, very very nice of her to
take the time and put the energy into helping this
guy out.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
One of our veterans. See nice people out there. Great
to hear.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Poor Mario Lopez coming up, you're all Mario Lopez.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Let's sayligo. What's on TV today?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
MTV has The Challenge forty, Battle of the Era's fortieth
season of the reality competition series.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Unbelievable outside of ridiculousness. I think it's just the Challenge
and that's.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
It may be the longest running thing ever. Yes, Oh, no, Survivor,
that's like season ninety eight or something. Netflix has season
one premiere of Worst X Ever. From chilling betrayals to
murder plots. This true crime series explores the dark side
of love. O.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
The Worst X is not to be confused with the
Worst Roommate ever. Yes, there's a lot of worst evers.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I think this is a connected series, but I might
have an ext on here.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I'm gonna get on the sink.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Okay, and the series premiere of Bad Monkey is on
Apple TV. Welcome to the shady side of Paradise as
Vince Vaughn plays a detective pulled into a bit of corruption.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
My former neighbor, Vince Vaughn. Great guy and great to
have him back on TV. Ah Mario Lopez Cook reminder
and tap your right Heart radio app and check out
our Interviews podcast, who had some pretty awesome people on.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Recently. Josh Stone, Who's super Cool, gave us the scoop
on her new concert album.
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Russell Crowe also told us about his band playing at
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Speaker 2 (02:52):
Jo Mario Lopez got some Slabs training a year older.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I'm gonna try to guess you ages Mila Kunis from
Bad Moms That seventy show.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I'm gonna Mila's forty one.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Forty one's correct?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Hey, okay, Allie Berry from X.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Man new movie with Mark Wahlberg, The Union.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Ali Barry looking better than ever. It's hitting fifty.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Eight fifty eight is correct.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
That's a little unfair because I think you just saw her.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yes, but she she fifty eight forty eight.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
She looks she looks the same.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Magic Johnson, we had him on recently Hoops Legend.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Magic's got to be sixty five. Sixty five is correct?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Three for three, three for three that's pretty good. Wow.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Last one from Only Murders in the Building The Jerk
Steve Martin.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Steve Martin's not fair because Steve Martin I was a
little kid.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
He really has had white hair since I was Okay,
Steve Martin's got to be like seventy.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Six, seventy nine.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Wow, I'm got.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Close though, seventy nine he looks seventy nine and nineteen
eighty four.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
More. Mario Lopez coming up.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Al Mario Lopez keeping the music coming your way, As
Fraser quickly tells us what's trending on the website.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry have crossed off a major
bucket list item for the couple. Okay, mustye video of
Nick Jonas letting his two year old daughter cut his hair.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Oh, why would you do that?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Would you let Sonny cut your hair?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Unless I knew I was going to shave it all off?
Other than that, that's a weird move.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
And lots of big moments from the Olympics, including Tom
Cruise breaking into the stadium, stealing the Olympic flag and
flying it to Los Angeles.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
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Speaker 1 (04:21):
That and more all Mario Lopez, no secret will allowed
to have a good time, and luckily there's always something
to celebrate.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
So Fraser, what's today's obscure.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Holiday World Calligraphy Day.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I used to have a calligraphy pin. I had a
couple calligraphy pins.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
You have to have a special pin, you have to
have a.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Special pin, and you have to actually have a particular
technique on how to write okay in calligraphy. I never
learned the technique, but I did like the pin. Okay,
I feel like Ben Franklin. You like the pit it
did because it was a fancymancy pin. They get pretty
pricey too. But yes, there is a certain technique to
use the calligraphy pin. People don't even know how to
use a ballpoint pin these days. Because everybody, you're on
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Mario Lopez.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Time for your comments.
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Slide into our DMS over on ig at on with
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We love to hear from you. Would you find for
us today?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
This is from at Sally Thar. How was that your
first earthquake experience? You live in Socow. I'm guessing you
just misspoke, Sally Thar.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I didn't realize I said that was my first earthquake experience.
I may have meant that was my first earthquake experience
here in the radio yes studio, which I think we
did say, yeah, yes, yes, not ever, Oh gosh, Unfortunately,
I've been through a lot, but that was the first
one while we were doing.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
This show, and it was a good little jolt. The
epicenter was right by my house. Man.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
If I was there, I'm sure I would have really
really felt it. But we felt it pretty good, right, here.
It was we knew we.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Were having an earthquake.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
We were moving for a while.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, that was. Yes, everybody's quiet too.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Get us up on Twitter and on with Mario and
hang on more Mario Lopez on the way? What on?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Mario Lope as here?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
So every day we get a little closer and closer
to the Aheart Radio Music Festival. It is going down
September twentieth and twenty first in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Here's the best part.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
All month long, we're giving away trips to Vegas so
you can see it live. But gotta have the keyword
and texted to two hundred two hundred. Tomorrow's keyword drops
at nine am, one pm, and five pm, so make
sure you're tuning in Almara dot com to find out more.
At On with Mario Lopez on ig That is where
to find us a lot of fun stuff up there,
including the behind the scenes picks, our TikTok dance videos,
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interviews with everyone who stops by, even a caption contest,
funniest comments. Get a follow at On with Mario Lopez
on Instagram, Click follow and join the fam. Y'all marrow
Courtney Lopez down to dish out some common sense justice
all rise. Courtney's Court is now in session. So today's
case comes from an Erica Jacobs. That's a nice name,
(06:53):
she says, my son's girlfriend, who I like, but seems
to dress really provocative around all our family functions. For example,
we went on a boat trip and we're at the
beach and she was rocking a thong in front of
my husband and our other family members, and I just
find it inappropriate. Do I say something? Do I just
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keep it to myself? Am I making a big deal
out of it?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
What do I do?
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Huh?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
I would talk to my son and tell him where
I totally see what he gets. I get what he
sees and very.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Beautiful, and the whole family sees it.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Yes, but when they there are family occasions, if she
could just wear a normal bathing.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Soup bottom, she needs to wrap it up.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
I just feel like that would be appropriate. Not because
I'm insecure or anything.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Oh no, I just I am.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
I don't want I don't want my husband at.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
It, and I don't want to be I don't want
to be like like if if I have in a
glance of direction, she's there, and then you accuse me.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
That's uncomfortable.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
For me.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Plus my dad's there. You only give him a heart attack.
The guy out there give him a heart attack, this
little twenty year old and thong right there?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
No tell Mario what do you think? On Twitter at
spond with Mario More Mario Lopez.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
On the Way, Mario Lopez more music in a sect,
but quickly, let's take a look at its trending.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
On the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Jimmy Kimmel shares what really went down at Colbert's sixtieth
birthday party?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
What really went down? Okay?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Jana Kramer and Daphne Zunka go back to One Tree Hill?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Okay, little rewatch podcast? Maybe all right?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Plus relive all the amazing moments and stories of the
twenty twenty four Paras Olympics with three amazing podcasts, The
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Speaker 1 (08:44):
Now Mario Lopez Here. Today's guest is about zoom in.
It is the hilarious Chelsea Handler who was busier than
ever about to kick off a stand up.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Tour, New Vegas residency and more. Chelsea is going to
join us. Have to a few songs to.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Break it all down, Hang tid, It's up All Mario
Lopez joining me now on Zoom Comic TV. Host best
selling author My Girl, Chelsea Handler.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Welcome to the show. How are you, Chelsea?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Hi Mario.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
I want you to know that I spent the weekend
with you in a hotel room. Your voice was on
the entire weekend every time I came back.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
To my room. Oh, thank you so much. I hope
it was a relaxing, soothing comfort. Congrats, and we're about
to kick off this huge stand up tour, Little big
b I think I got to keep it clean here.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
What is the significance of the title.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
Well, it just references my childhood and that I was
always like this. It wasn't a personality that I took
on or that I had a choice about being.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
It was the way I was born.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
I started a lemonade stand when I was eight years
old and quickly realized that to earn an of a
profit margin, I was going to have to make it
a hard lemonade stand where I sold jin whiskey and
tequila to the other children and their adult parents. And
I started to make a lot of money. And then
I started a babysitting company when I was ten, but
I always looked older, so I lied and said I
(10:15):
was fifteen, and then I ended up babysitting for a
fourteen year old boy the entire summer. So it's just
to kind of like it's like an origin story, and
then I get into all really fun like adult stuff
and embarrassing situations there as usual.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I like that you've always been a hustler though. That's cool.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
You had that entrepreneurial spirit. All right, Chelsea Hankti. We
got to take a quick break.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Then we're going to talk more with Chelsea Handler.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
More fun on the way on with Mario Lopez.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Mario Lopez here got Chelsea Handler on zoom with me
and Chelsea. Your jersey go right, You're from Jersey.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
I'm a Jersey girl. But when I was born into
my family, Mario, like, I was like, I just was disappointed.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Who was there?
Speaker 6 (10:54):
I was like, what's the game plan?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Who was in charge?
Speaker 6 (10:57):
My parents clearly were it, and I took the helm
pretty quickly and try and convince.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I was always trying to convince my brothers and sisters.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Like I've got I've got this. Just follow my lead
and we can like split tides with these people. And
my brothers and sisters didn't take me seriously because I
was the youngest of six, but now they do. Now
they take me seriously because I told them all along.
I'm like, follow me, I'm where the action is.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Yeah, wow, youngest of six, I didn't know that. That's cool.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
All right, Chelsea, hang on, please going to play a
few more songs. They can have more with Chelsea Handles.
Mario Lopez here with Chelsea Handler and Chelsea, I want
to talk about your Vegas residency.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
This is cool. It's at the.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Cosmo first Female Comic Residency. Congratulations.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
Yes, yes, I start that. I'm doing my tour now,
which is awesome and has been fun. And I'm doing
the Santa blarh Blah Bowl this weekend this Saturday at
the seventeenth, so I'm psyched about that. And then i
start my Vegas residency on the first of September. So
I'll be doing one show a month at the Cosmo
Theater at the Chelsea I mean at the Cosmo Hotel
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inside the Chelsea Theater. So I am technical performing.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I love it all right more with Chelsea Handler coming
up after a little more music, Don't Move, Jo Mario Lopez,
hanging out with a very funny Chelsea Handler, new stand
up tour, New Vegas residency. And on top of all that,
you also do a podcast, Dear Chelsea, What.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
What do you talk about on there?
Speaker 6 (12:18):
For those not familiar, Dear Chelsea has been actually a
real treat for me. I mean when they said, you know,
let's do a podcast, I'm like, we've got to come
up with a different angle. I mean, everyone and their
mother has had a podcast at that time, you know,
and they're still growing. But I wanted to do an
advice podcast because I love giving out advice, unsolicited or solicited.
But I thought this would be a nice opportunity to
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like talk to regular people calling in with real problems.
And it has been so much fun. Any guess that
comes on my podcast, It's like that was so meaningful
because real people call in with real problems, like with
their whether they're having problems with their family, you know,
or coming out to their family, or girls in bad relationships.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
What was the last one you heard that that good
court to you?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (13:02):
What?
Speaker 6 (13:02):
Well, there was a guy that called that in who
was smoking pot every single day with his roommates. And
he was like, I just don't feel present, I don't
feel president, and I agreed with him. I said, listen,
I'm going to take a thirty break day of smoking
pot in like you know, in the spirit of helping you, Like,
we'll do this together as a team. And everyone knows
I love cannabis. So that was difficult, but I did
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it with him. And after the thirty days.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
He decided he didn't want to smoke pot again.
Speaker 6 (13:29):
He moved out of his house and then when it
came out to his parents, so yeah, that was really
I love him. His name, his Instagram, his prison.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Is not a joke.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
So a lot of people follow him now and we
watch his transformation and it's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Did not see that coming.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
I'll be honest with you no more, did I? All right, Chelsea,
hang on for me quick break. Then we're going to
come back and wrap it up with Chelsea Hamm.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Well you're the full interview now at On with Mario
dot More, Mario Lopez on.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
The Way, Mario lope As Zero wrapping things up with
Chelsea Handler. And I remember the last time we talked,
you were living in ski country where yes, I like.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
To go to Whistler for the winters, you know, where
I can ski down the mountain with my top off.
That's my favorite thing to do on my birthday.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Is that's your move book celebrating the freedom of womanhood?
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Is that still home or what do you call home?
That's my winter home.
Speaker 6 (14:21):
I go there in the winter from usually like December
to March. And yeah, I love that. I love It's
like I have this little village life and I do
all my errands by myself. I feel like I'm living
in this like little community.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
It is a community, so it's really nice.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
It's a big It's vastly different than living in La
and I think I find that to be beneficial to
split my time so I'm not always in La La Land.
You know, I don't want my head in the clouds.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Well, Chelsea, always nice talking to you and I look
forward to seeing you soon.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Okay, money, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Have a great day you too.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Meanwhile, listen find tickets and tour dates to Chelsea's Vegas
residency over at on with Mario dot com. Thank you
so much for your time. Bye bye, okaybye, Mario Lopez.
Here was some quick buzz for you. Adell has confirmed
she is in fact engaged. She confirmed the news at
a recent show in Germany. Her fiance is sports agent
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Rich Paul Lebron's agent. They've been dating for about three years,
but engagement rumors have been swirling for the last two
or so.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Good for her.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
She has a son named Angelo and now she's engaged.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
All right, all my dot com to find out everything
we know.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
A Mario Lopez and Cardi B is accused of being
too greasy with her beats.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
On with Mario Lopez Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Buzz, So a pair of producers are assuming Cardi B.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
They say she stole a beat for one of her
new singles in Pay for It. The original song Greasy
Frybread became popular when it appeared in the show Reservation Dogs.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Oh I Get Now. They say Cardi lifted it for
her single enough.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Yeah, yeah, okay, okay okay.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Ooh that that is really really really similar. It doesn't
seem like there wasn't even like a change of the beat.
That's in like the same beat, like just she's just
remixing it. I'm gonna be interested to see how it
all plays up.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
More Mario Lopez coming up.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
You're all Mario Lopez and hey, if you're in the
Chicago area this week and please come see me. I
will be in Chicago at the Donald E. Stevens Convention
Center for a comic con convention that's going on a
collected group. They're having people from Star Wars and a
lot of the Star Wars type show, Mandalorian, what have
(16:51):
you like, Chevy Chase, Yeah, Chevy Chase, Priscilla Presley like
for movies and all that.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
I will be there.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
I think some of my Say You by the Belt
castmates will be there and we'll be hanging out taking
pictures if you want me to sign some happy to
do that and love Chicago, great city, So come say
what's up and hang out Alamara dot com to find
out more.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Music rolls on Mario Courtney Lopez here. Got one last
thing to get too shortly, so hanging time for that.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
In the meantime, if you got a song you want
to hear, I think we got signed for another request
or two, so tweet it our way out.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
On the Mario. Y'are Mario Lopez time? Number one last thing.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Kevin Bacon has been a household name for the last
forty years, so he wanted to find out what it
was like to just blend in with the crowd. So
he went to a makeup artist who made him a
prosthetic disguise. Then he went to the Grove, which is
right here in La.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
To see what it was like.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
That's like a big shopping center, outdoor restaurants and stuff. Well,
Kevin says it sucked. People were pushing past him.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
They were not being nice.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
He even had to wait in line to buy coffee.
Can you imagine what he says? He takes some of
the perks of being famous for Granted, boy, Kevin, you
really roughed it out, buddy.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
By the way, prayers up for Kevin. It everyone, let's
prayers up.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Let me just say I about is he serious?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Is he being serious? Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
So fifteen years ago, I was working on a different
show for our company and we I walked over to
grab some lunch from the Sherman Oaks GALLERYA and sitting
on a bench in the middle of just the outside
walking area was Kevin Bacon, just sitting there like he
was waiting on someone. Huh, went and got my food,
came walking back by, he was still sitting there.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Yees, So Kevin might be he's been blending in. Don't Trip, Kevin.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Kevin, Mario Lopez coming up.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
All right, time for you to pass some my quick
Thanks again to Chelsea Handler for zooming in. We were
back tomorrow with the latest Hollywood Buzz plus one half
of Millie Minelli fab more than He's gonna be here
to celebrate throw Back Thursday with us till.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Then Mario Lopez here saying good night.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Draw with Mario Lopez
Come on with Mario Lopez halfway through the week Wednesday
edition of the show. Mario Lopez, You're a lot of
fun to get to Over the next few hours, the
hilarious Chelsea Handler is going to join us with the
scoop on her Vegas residency.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Always fun catching up with her.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Plus, my wife's gonna serve up some fresh justice in
Courtney's court. We're gonna dig into the buzz and we're
just a few songs away from handing out a Good
Deed Lopezy.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
So turn it up. You're on with Mario Lopez, Jeryl.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Mario Lopez keeping the music in fun coming your way
as we hand out our Good Deed Lopezy Award. Each
week we honor a good deed and this week that
honor goes to whom frazier.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
This week we are honoring TikToker Janelle Marie. She started
a GoFundMe and raise more than three hundred twenty thousand
dollars for a ninety year old Air Force veteran who
she met at a pawnshop where he was trying to
sell off some jewelry.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
The man only identified as Donald cares for his wife
who has dementia and told Janelle he was selling items
so he could pay back rent after falling behind because
of a rent increase. Donald turns ninety one on August
twenty fifth and says, the TikToker is like an angel
in disguise, and this is the best birthday present anyone's
ever gotten.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
All that is so sweet.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I'm assuming Janelle Marie is on the younger side being
a TikToker. Actually, there's a lot of people, well demographics
on there. But nonetheless, very very nice of her to
take the time and put the energy into helping this
guy out.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
One of our veterans. See nice people out there. Great
to hear.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Poor Mario Lopez coming up, you're all Mario Lopez.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Let's sayligo. What's on TV today?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
MTV has The Challenge forty, Battle of the Era's fortieth
season of the reality competition series.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Unbelievable outside of ridiculousness. I think it's just the Challenge
and that's.
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that's like season ninety eight or something. Netflix has season
one premiere of Worst X Ever. From chilling betrayals to
murder plots. This true crime series explores the dark side
of love. O.
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The Worst X is not to be confused with the
Worst Roommate ever. Yes, there's a lot of worst evers.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I think this is a connected series, but I might
have an ext on here.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I'm gonna get on the sink.
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Okay, and the series premiere of Bad Monkey is on
Apple TV. Welcome to the shady side of Paradise as
Vince Vaughn plays a detective pulled into a bit of corruption.
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Recently. Josh Stone, Who's super Cool, gave us the scoop
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Speaker 2 (02:52):
Jo Mario Lopez got some Slabs training a year older.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I'm gonna try to guess you ages Mila Kunis from
Bad Moms That seventy show.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I'm gonna Mila's forty one.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Forty one's correct?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Hey, okay, Allie Berry from X.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Man new movie with Mark Wahlberg, The Union.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Ali Barry looking better than ever. It's hitting fifty.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Eight fifty eight is correct.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
That's a little unfair because I think you just saw her.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yes, but she she fifty eight forty eight.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
She looks she looks the same.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Magic Johnson, we had him on recently Hoops Legend.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Magic's got to be sixty five. Sixty five is correct?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Three for three, three for three that's pretty good. Wow.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Last one from Only Murders in the Building The Jerk
Steve Martin.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Steve Martin's not fair because Steve Martin I was a
little kid.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
He really has had white hair since I was Okay,
Steve Martin's got to be like seventy.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Six, seventy nine.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Wow, I'm got.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Close though, seventy nine he looks seventy nine and nineteen
eighty four.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
More. Mario Lopez coming up.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Al Mario Lopez keeping the music coming your way, As
Fraser quickly tells us what's trending on the website.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry have crossed off a major
bucket list item for the couple. Okay, mustye video of
Nick Jonas letting his two year old daughter cut his hair.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Oh, why would you do that?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Would you let Sonny cut your hair?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Unless I knew I was going to shave it all off?
Other than that, that's a weird move.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
And lots of big moments from the Olympics, including Tom
Cruise breaking into the stadium, stealing the Olympic flag and
flying it to Los Angeles.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Mission impossible for sure. Almerio dot com for all.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
That and more all Mario Lopez, no secret will allowed
to have a good time, and luckily there's always something
to celebrate.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
So Fraser, what's today's obscure.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Holiday World Calligraphy Day.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I used to have a calligraphy pin. I had a
couple calligraphy pins.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
You have to have a special pin, you have to
have a.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Special pin, and you have to actually have a particular
technique on how to write okay in calligraphy. I never
learned the technique, but I did like the pin. Okay,
I feel like Ben Franklin. You like the pit it
did because it was a fancymancy pin. They get pretty
pricey too. But yes, there is a certain technique to
use the calligraphy pin. People don't even know how to
use a ballpoint pin these days. Because everybody, you're on
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Speaker 2 (05:03):
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Speaker 3 (05:12):
This is from at Sally Thar. How was that your
first earthquake experience? You live in Socow. I'm guessing you
just misspoke, Sally Thar.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I didn't realize I said that was my first earthquake experience.
I may have meant that was my first earthquake experience
here in the radio yes studio, which I think we
did say, yeah, yes, yes, not ever, Oh gosh, Unfortunately,
I've been through a lot, but that was the first
one while we were doing.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
This show, and it was a good little jolt. The
epicenter was right by my house. Man.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
If I was there, I'm sure I would have really
really felt it. But we felt it pretty good, right, here.
It was we knew we.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Were having an earthquake.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
We were moving for a while.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, that was. Yes, everybody's quiet too.
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Get us up on Twitter and on with Mario and
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Mario Lope as here?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
So every day we get a little closer and closer
to the Aheart Radio Music Festival. It is going down
September twentieth and twenty first in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
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At On with Mario Lopez on ig That is where
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Courtney Lopez down to dish out some common sense justice
all rise. Courtney's Court is now in session. So today's
case comes from an Erica Jacobs. That's a nice name,
(06:53):
she says, my son's girlfriend, who I like, but seems
to dress really provocative around all our family functions. For example,
we went on a boat trip and we're at the
beach and she was rocking a thong in front of
my husband and our other family members, and I just
find it inappropriate. Do I say something? Do I just
(07:16):
keep it to myself? Am I making a big deal
out of it?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
What do I do?
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Huh?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
I would talk to my son and tell him where
I totally see what he gets. I get what he
sees and very.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Beautiful, and the whole family sees it.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Yes, but when they there are family occasions, if she
could just wear a normal bathing.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Soup bottom, she needs to wrap it up.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
I just feel like that would be appropriate. Not because
I'm insecure or anything.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Oh no, I just I am.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
I don't want I don't want my husband at.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
It, and I don't want to be I don't want
to be like like if if I have in a
glance of direction, she's there, and then you accuse me.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
That's uncomfortable.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
For me.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Plus my dad's there. You only give him a heart attack.
The guy out there give him a heart attack, this
little twenty year old and thong right there?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
No tell Mario what do you think? On Twitter at
spond with Mario More Mario Lopez.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
On the Way, Mario Lopez more music in a sect,
but quickly, let's take a look at its trending.
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On the iHeartRadio app.
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Jimmy Kimmel shares what really went down at Colbert's sixtieth
birthday party?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
What really went down? Okay?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Jana Kramer and Daphne Zunka go back to One Tree Hill?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Okay, little rewatch podcast? Maybe all right?
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Plus relive all the amazing moments and stories of the
twenty twenty four Paras Olympics with three amazing podcasts, The
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Speaker 1 (08:44):
Now Mario Lopez Here. Today's guest is about zoom in.
It is the hilarious Chelsea Handler who was busier than
ever about to kick off a stand up.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Tour, New Vegas residency and more. Chelsea is going to
join us. Have to a few songs to.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Break it all down, Hang tid, It's up All Mario
Lopez joining me now on Zoom Comic TV. Host best
selling author My Girl, Chelsea Handler.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Welcome to the show. How are you, Chelsea?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Hi Mario.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
I want you to know that I spent the weekend
with you in a hotel room. Your voice was on
the entire weekend every time I came back.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
To my room. Oh, thank you so much. I hope
it was a relaxing, soothing comfort. Congrats, and we're about
to kick off this huge stand up tour, Little big
b I think I got to keep it clean here.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
What is the significance of the title.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
Well, it just references my childhood and that I was
always like this. It wasn't a personality that I took
on or that I had a choice about being.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
It was the way I was born.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
I started a lemonade stand when I was eight years
old and quickly realized that to earn an of a
profit margin, I was going to have to make it
a hard lemonade stand where I sold jin whiskey and
tequila to the other children and their adult parents. And
I started to make a lot of money. And then
I started a babysitting company when I was ten, but
I always looked older, so I lied and said I
(10:15):
was fifteen, and then I ended up babysitting for a
fourteen year old boy the entire summer. So it's just
to kind of like it's like an origin story, and
then I get into all really fun like adult stuff
and embarrassing situations there as usual.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I like that you've always been a hustler though. That's cool.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
You had that entrepreneurial spirit. All right, Chelsea Hankti. We
got to take a quick break.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Then we're going to talk more with Chelsea Handler.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
More fun on the way on with Mario Lopez.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Mario Lopez here got Chelsea Handler on zoom with me
and Chelsea. Your jersey go right, You're from Jersey.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
I'm a Jersey girl. But when I was born into
my family, Mario, like, I was like, I just was disappointed.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Who was there?
Speaker 6 (10:54):
I was like, what's the game plan?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Who was in charge?
Speaker 6 (10:57):
My parents clearly were it, and I took the helm
pretty quickly and try and convince.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I was always trying to convince my brothers and sisters.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Like I've got I've got this. Just follow my lead
and we can like split tides with these people. And
my brothers and sisters didn't take me seriously because I
was the youngest of six, but now they do. Now
they take me seriously because I told them all along.
I'm like, follow me, I'm where the action is.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Yeah, wow, youngest of six, I didn't know that. That's cool.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
All right, Chelsea, hang on, please going to play a
few more songs. They can have more with Chelsea Handles.
Mario Lopez here with Chelsea Handler and Chelsea, I want
to talk about your Vegas residency.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
This is cool. It's at the.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Cosmo first Female Comic Residency. Congratulations.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
Yes, yes, I start that. I'm doing my tour now,
which is awesome and has been fun. And I'm doing
the Santa blarh Blah Bowl this weekend this Saturday at
the seventeenth, so I'm psyched about that. And then i
start my Vegas residency on the first of September. So
I'll be doing one show a month at the Cosmo
Theater at the Chelsea I mean at the Cosmo Hotel
(11:57):
inside the Chelsea Theater. So I am technical performing.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I love it all right more with Chelsea Handler coming
up after a little more music, Don't Move, Jo Mario Lopez,
hanging out with a very funny Chelsea Handler, new stand
up tour, New Vegas residency. And on top of all that,
you also do a podcast, Dear Chelsea, What.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
What do you talk about on there?
Speaker 6 (12:18):
For those not familiar, Dear Chelsea has been actually a
real treat for me. I mean when they said, you know,
let's do a podcast, I'm like, we've got to come
up with a different angle. I mean, everyone and their
mother has had a podcast at that time, you know,
and they're still growing. But I wanted to do an
advice podcast because I love giving out advice, unsolicited or solicited.
But I thought this would be a nice opportunity to
(12:39):
like talk to regular people calling in with real problems.
And it has been so much fun. Any guess that
comes on my podcast, It's like that was so meaningful
because real people call in with real problems, like with
their whether they're having problems with their family, you know,
or coming out to their family, or girls in bad relationships.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
What was the last one you heard that that good
court to you?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (13:02):
What?
Speaker 6 (13:02):
Well, there was a guy that called that in who
was smoking pot every single day with his roommates. And
he was like, I just don't feel present, I don't
feel president, and I agreed with him. I said, listen,
I'm going to take a thirty break day of smoking
pot in like you know, in the spirit of helping you, Like,
we'll do this together as a team. And everyone knows
I love cannabis. So that was difficult, but I did
(13:24):
it with him. And after the thirty days.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
He decided he didn't want to smoke pot again.
Speaker 6 (13:29):
He moved out of his house and then when it
came out to his parents, so yeah, that was really
I love him. His name, his Instagram, his prison.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Is not a joke.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
So a lot of people follow him now and we
watch his transformation and it's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Did not see that coming.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
I'll be honest with you no more, did I? All right, Chelsea,
hang on for me quick break. Then we're going to
come back and wrap it up with Chelsea Hamm.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Well you're the full interview now at On with Mario
dot More, Mario Lopez on.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
The Way, Mario lope As Zero wrapping things up with
Chelsea Handler. And I remember the last time we talked,
you were living in ski country where yes, I like.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
To go to Whistler for the winters, you know, where
I can ski down the mountain with my top off.
That's my favorite thing to do on my birthday.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Is that's your move book celebrating the freedom of womanhood?
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Is that still home or what do you call home?
That's my winter home.
Speaker 6 (14:21):
I go there in the winter from usually like December
to March. And yeah, I love that. I love It's
like I have this little village life and I do
all my errands by myself. I feel like I'm living
in this like little community.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
It is a community, so it's really nice.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
It's a big It's vastly different than living in La
and I think I find that to be beneficial to
split my time so I'm not always in La La Land.
You know, I don't want my head in the clouds.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Well, Chelsea, always nice talking to you and I look
forward to seeing you soon.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Okay, money, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Have a great day you too.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Meanwhile, listen find tickets and tour dates to Chelsea's Vegas
residency over at on with Mario dot com. Thank you
so much for your time. Bye bye, okaybye, Mario Lopez.
Here was some quick buzz for you. Adell has confirmed
she is in fact engaged. She confirmed the news at
a recent show in Germany. Her fiance is sports agent
(15:14):
Rich Paul Lebron's agent. They've been dating for about three years,
but engagement rumors have been swirling for the last two
or so.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Good for her.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
She has a son named Angelo and now she's engaged.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
All right, all my dot com to find out everything
we know.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
A Mario Lopez and Cardi B is accused of being
too greasy with her beats.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
On with Mario Lopez Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Buzz, So a pair of producers are assuming Cardi B.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
They say she stole a beat for one of her
new singles in Pay for It. The original song Greasy
Frybread became popular when it appeared in the show Reservation Dogs.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Oh I Get Now. They say Cardi lifted it for
her single enough.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Yeah, yeah, okay, okay okay.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Ooh that that is really really really similar. It doesn't
seem like there wasn't even like a change of the beat.
That's in like the same beat, like just she's just
remixing it. I'm gonna be interested to see how it
all plays up.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
More Mario Lopez coming up.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
You're all Mario Lopez and hey, if you're in the
Chicago area this week and please come see me. I
will be in Chicago at the Donald E. Stevens Convention
Center for a comic con convention that's going on a
collected group. They're having people from Star Wars and a
lot of the Star Wars type show, Mandalorian, what have
(16:51):
you like, Chevy Chase, Yeah, Chevy Chase, Priscilla Presley like
for movies and all that.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
I will be there.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
I think some of my Say You by the Belt
castmates will be there and we'll be hanging out taking
pictures if you want me to sign some happy to
do that and love Chicago, great city, So come say
what's up and hang out Alamara dot com to find
out more.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Music rolls on Mario Courtney Lopez here. Got one last
thing to get too shortly, so hanging time for that.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
In the meantime, if you got a song you want
to hear, I think we got signed for another request
or two, so tweet it our way out.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
On the Mario. Y'are Mario Lopez time? Number one last thing.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Kevin Bacon has been a household name for the last
forty years, so he wanted to find out what it
was like to just blend in with the crowd. So
he went to a makeup artist who made him a
prosthetic disguise. Then he went to the Grove, which is
right here in La.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
To see what it was like.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
That's like a big shopping center, outdoor restaurants and stuff. Well,
Kevin says it sucked. People were pushing past him.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
They were not being nice.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
He even had to wait in line to buy coffee.
Can you imagine what he says? He takes some of
the perks of being famous for Granted, boy, Kevin, you
really roughed it out, buddy.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
By the way, prayers up for Kevin. It everyone, let's
prayers up.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Let me just say I about is he serious?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Is he being serious? Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
So fifteen years ago, I was working on a different
show for our company and we I walked over to
grab some lunch from the Sherman Oaks GALLERYA and sitting
on a bench in the middle of just the outside
walking area was Kevin Bacon, just sitting there like he
was waiting on someone. Huh, went and got my food,
came walking back by, he was still sitting there.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Yees, So Kevin might be he's been blending in. Don't Trip, Kevin.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Kevin, Mario Lopez coming up.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
All right, time for you to pass some my quick
Thanks again to Chelsea Handler for zooming in. We were
back tomorrow with the latest Hollywood Buzz plus one half
of Millie Minelli fab more than He's gonna be here
to celebrate throw Back Thursday with us till.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Then Mario Lopez here saying good night.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
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