#301: A Service Dog In A Bikini?

#301: Brody sees one of the stupidest people ever on TikTok; Skeery thinks it's weird his friend brought her service dog to the pool in a bikini; Brody finds out about another dinner he wasn't invited to that was planned behind his back; Skeery's dad is a basic man who can't put up with Skeery's bougie breakfast plans; Brody's overzealous fan caused a scene when he saw Brody at the pool; Skeery met a guy who installed a urinal in his house

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Guess who just got back today, The Brooklyn Moss that
had been away. We have big bolls, have so much
to see.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
You know.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Their name is a Brodian Skier It boys. I don't
know if we were ever gonna come back. It's Brooklyn
Boys episode number three. Oh one, right, look at that?

(00:34):
How about that? You know it's been we've been away
a long time there, Brodie, we haven't taken this much
of a hyenus since that time that you took a
pause in between doing the big show and uh hanging
out chilling on your couch. Oh that was a that
was a longer break. But listen, yeah, that was the
longest one. Our slice. Des Bomb told me that there's

(00:57):
some people pretty upset in the Brooklyn Boys facebook page.
Why they want free dessert. They're upset there was no
episode last week. Listen, this is the episode from last week.
We're a few days late. I apologize, but I did
give you two bonus episodes already that somehow you've already
forgotten the problem exactly. You didn't have to do that.
Those were two weeks that we had off and then
you just decided to Yes, I worked my ass off

(01:19):
on two episodes and now you're listen. I love that
the slices won our episodes. That's the day they don't
want our episodes. We got a problem. So I'm very happy.
We're sorry we're a few days late. It was a
combination of a couple of different things, but we could
not record last week, and we're going to try it
to get as many episodes in this week as well. No, no,
let's not overpromise because we don't know. We can't as

(01:41):
we can. The problem is we gotta do things in
order because now we gotta we gotta wait for comments
on this one for Slice time. I know, so this
is weird. Hopefully people will leave us comments quickly for
Slice time and hopefully we'll get a couple of days.
We'll do it an major League base on the All
Star break. We took an All Star break when stars

(02:03):
but back and by the way, scary. Yeah. Those two
episodes I did. I did one where it was a montage,
a pote piri of all the three hundred episode songs,
and then a second episode where not only did I
give you a We're on vacation pot pourri of songs,
but I also unveiled a fourth of July song, which
I think is spectacular. So I'm wondering which of the

(02:25):
two episodes did you like better? And why? What do
you like about them? Are you you're asking me? Yeah?
From listening to the moment, you like like the transition.
I liked the h well. I like the fact that
you uh huh uh. You know it's sort of did
some AI songs, yeah, uh huh, and that you uh

(02:47):
did some nice commentary around. Did you at least understand
the goldfish joke? Yes, I thought it was very funny.
You understood it because a lot of people DM me
they didnt underst No, no, no, none of that made
a lot of sense. That the goldfish joke made a
lot of sense to me. All Right, very good. I
wish there was a goldfish joke, son of a bitch. Yeah,

(03:10):
I'm glad you got it. Though, I'm glad you heard it.
You got it. Yeah, thanks for listen. I kind of
thought I was being set up thanks to being a
team player of that pal. No, I did listen to
a little bit of it. I didn't hear you. I
emailed you. You did the pay July song, Yeah, the
Patriotic the fourth of July song, I loved Yeah, how
did it end? What was the last line of the song,

(03:31):
and we'll be back soon? Wow? Nope, the last line
in the song was We've kicked a lot of ass.
Happy Birthday, America, you know damn it? Yeah, you told
me you loved the song. You didn't even listen to it?
Damn it? What do you get? You can't play? There
was even a section about Philadelphia, which I played for

(03:53):
my friend Kendra last night because she says, I've been
on vacation. What do you want me to do? I
want to be a supportive like the beach. I'm gonna
put on the podcast. You know how brody sounds, right?
I see? I listen when I go on vacation for
two weeks, we'll we'll see how your episodes come out
that you do while I'm gone. Is that how that's
going down? I can't wait. I cannot wait. Wow, I

(04:16):
can't wait. Well, we have been away a while, yes,
And while we were away, and I'll tell you guys later,
I met the stupidest person I've ever met before, I think,
or most most incompa most incapable of helping themselves person
and I witnessed the dumbest person on the Internet. But
isn't that a weekly thing for you? Will you? Yes? Well,

(04:39):
I made the mistake of going on a local town
page this afternoon and asking for recommendations. I'm gonna tell
you what I what I wrote. I'm gonna tell you
the phrasing of what I wrote, and you tell me
what you think the responses were to my post. I wrote,
looking for a place that you capital letters asterisks. No,

(05:00):
so for a fact that serves good Jewish meat stuff
derma with gravy, otherwise known as kishka in this area,
and I capitalize this it's a Jewish delicate. I already
can tell that you're going to be They're going to
offer you stuff that's ninety miles away or hold on.
So I wrote, not looking for places to call and ask,
I'm looking for places you definitively know serve it. Thank you.

(05:23):
What makes you think that they're going to read your
instructions and respond accordingly? So I'm not going to get
into the names of places, but I'm going to just
tell you how they started. Have you tried the blank
blank blank on such and such avenue. Hey, there's a
place in Passaic which is like thirty miles from where
I live. You know, I'm not sure if they're still open.

(05:43):
Have you tried this place in Glen Rock, which is
twenty nine minutes away from me? Hey, you might want
to try blah blah blah place in town. And somebody
wrote they don't serve it, and the guy wrote, yeah,
but if you ask them nicely, they'll probably whip something up.
And I said, I'm not looking for sudden to be
whipped up. I'm looking for a place that serves it. Oh,
have you tried the grocery? They might sell the ingredients.

(06:06):
I'm not looking for I'm looking to buy in a restaurant.
This item with brown gravy. One person wrote that used
to be a place in Fairfield, but they closed years ago.
How does that fucking what did you think? What did

(06:28):
you think you were gonna get? People don't follow instructions.
You just you ripped me a new one because I
was looking for something on eBay and you said, you
are the exact person that I rail against every single
week on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Because I was looking
for I was looking for an empty bottle. I'm sorry,
I was looking for a box from a commemorative tequila

(06:49):
all right, and I needed the box. I only want
the box. But some guy was selling the box with
the empty bottle and he was selling for some crazy
amount of money, so I'm fighting hundred dollars. Yeah, so
I'm like, dude, I'm like, I just need the box.
So I messaged the guy and I'm like, hey, can
I what if you were to pull this apart and

(07:09):
make two different bids like auctions, and I'll just buy
the box off you right now. I'll do it, buy
it now, and then you can make more money off
of the bottle. And Brody, will you Because I'm not
big on eBay, I'm not a very big eBay guy,
so I wanted to ask Brody's you know, he's what
you wrought? You texted me? Yeah, oh god, he said,

(07:32):
let's see hold on needs your help and negotiation. This
guy is selling a true empty bottle in box with
twelve hundred excuse me. I will pay him how much
to get the box and he can keep his empty
bottle so he can make money off that some context, please,
because I don't want I don't want people to think
that this is like a boot. I mean, that's a
lot of money. This is we're talking about a twentieth

(07:53):
anniversary limited edition expensive to kill it just expensive. I'm
just gonna say, you know, it's it's it. I'm just
gonna say it's it's a very expensive rare bottle of tequila.
I have a full rare bottle, right, you just need
the I just want the box. I want the complete set,
so I will pay it. I can't keep reading right now.
Said Okay, you said that without the bottle, without the box,

(08:13):
it's worth a lot of money. With the box, it's
worth three times as much money. He said, how do
I even go about persuading him to part with his box?
I'm bad at this. He may not even go for it.
He's got twenty one people watching it. One person has
it in their cart, which means somebody's probably gonna buy it.
And then you said he may have more luck selling
them separately. So then I wrote, you just turned into

(08:35):
every Facebook, marketplace, eBay person I hate and complain about.
You are projecting that he won't sell it, and projecting
that he's asking too much, and projecting he should sell
them separately, because ideally that's what you want to happen.
That's what you did. You tell me this guy's charging
too much. You tell me, oh, he should sell him separately.
He'll do much better. As if you had any clue
if he would do better or not. You just wanted

(08:55):
to sell you the box. You're you're every bad person
on Facebook. Yeah, but I know, but I just need
the box from him. So he's gotten alert. I's got
an alert. What's that? This person told me Costco sometimes
sells the Kishka around pass overtime. That's an April scary.
That's April right, right, So you're not gonna get straight

(09:18):
from now. I don't want it nine months from now.
Oh shit? Oh this person wrote me back just now. Also,
hey David, if you're looking for definitive answers, this page
might not be your best bet. We are a community
group with opinions and recommendations. We are at concierge service.
Who's calling you? You're calling me?

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Yeah, I didn't know you're doing your show.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
You're on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. It's it's a great friend, Josh. Yeah,
the guy who doesn't invite me to see one hundred reunions.
I know who he is.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Yeah, I didn't know you still had this podcast, So congratulations.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
I guess. Thank you. We just reached the three hundredth
episode milestone. What's it? Follows me on Facebook? He knows.
Damn well, we had a three hundred episode.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
More episodes and listeners. Congratulations, that's awesome.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Oh ouch, wow, one episode you have, Josh, Oh my goodness.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
Hey, that's a that's a little hey, a little, a
little low.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
One more episode than resumes. You've sent that in the
last year.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Oh my, you got your mother hired me?

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Woh easy, My mom's eighty. You want to go there? Jeez,
it doesn't take a lot of course than I thought.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
This is what happens when two tribes fight each other.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
This is what happens when two people who think they're
the funniest people in the room get together.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeap, No, that's means scary. I don't know what you're
doing on the phone. Oh shit, okay, continuing.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Oh I should have said employed.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Uh so I was calling you to find out where
we're going for dinner tomorrow, because nobody responds in these touts.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Oh another one, you fuck? Wait a second, another one?

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Oh you're talking.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
About I figured that you're you would have to, you know,
deliver on doordsh tonight to pay for it.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
So I am not. I'm not short on cash, Josh.
I'm like god, Josh, he is going in. I made
a lot unlike you being a phone op. I made
a lot of money at the radio station. This is
well you got you gotta let go of a job
making like eight dollars an hour. I did very well.
Oh my wow, I was making twelve. Oh my bad.

(11:30):
You must have blown something. So I guess fifteen years
ago we didn't invite Brody. I know we're going. Our
friend Rich Davis from the West Coast is in town.
Oh love Rich. He and I have friends apparently not.
We're going to dinner tomorrow with Josh and me and
a couple of other guys. And I guess we never
finalized our plans. That's why you're calling me.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
That is why I'm calling Where. Where are we going?

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Well? Yeah, I don't know. It's it a little weird
that we're going to talk about this in front of Brody.
I could call you later after the podcast.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
I think he's completely coheable with it.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
I'm sure he's got a shift to cover tomorrow and
ARB's or or somewhere.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
But wow, if I just delivered DoorDash to your house.
I'd be a millionaire.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Oh theude have no idea that you call it door
stone cold.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
I'll coil later on. This is this is not going
into the direction that I will call me back.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Roy is invited, But David, I love you.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
The reason we haven't invited you is because we never
hung out together twenty five years ago. When we worked together,
it was more you know, work buddies, whereas was Scary
and Rich and Sow and all those guys.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
We've been doing this for twenty years.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Oh, I totally Josh, It's totally fine.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Okay, but I love you. I wish you luck.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah, I do a podcast with Scary three hundred episodes
seven years. He didn't. You didn't go out with me either,
So it's fine, Yes, totally, it's fine. Something that's one
of us can agree on is let's go Mets. Oh
but you know what, let me just let me just
let me just rephrase what Josh said before you go. Josh, Hey, brody,
we didn't invite you to hang out with us twenty
five years ago, so we sure a ship aren't gonna
ask you to hang out with us now. Well, that

(13:12):
makes total sense to me, so thank you.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
You were married with kids and we were all singing.
It was very different. We were going out late at night.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Now they're after masters, now even more of a shot
to hang out with it. Now you're still You're still single,
aren't you?

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Always have been smart decision I ever made, and the
best uh the best thing for women everywhere too.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
That's so I'm pretty sure every woman on the planet.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Made that decision.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
But okay, yes, yes I will.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Well, that'll happen when you get a job.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
We'll reconvene a little later.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
All right, Scary, let me know later. Good night.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Oh my, I just need to erase the blackboard and
start overs. That's our buddy, Josh, Yes, that is our buddy. Job.
Let's go to commercial with Bertie and Scary. Do you
want to come to dinner tomorrow? No, you don't want
to come to dinner. Nope, thank you, though you know
you're know what upset it me? Right? I didn't plan

(14:12):
this dinner, is it? By the way, So I'm gonna
also try and get the tea on the guy that
is friends with our buddy who is the bisexual swinger.
Remember that story? Oh yeah, from a couple episodes. Yes,
so me tomorrow. I can get a lot of information,
and I'm gonna did you see that person's Instagram story today?

(14:36):
I was about to ask you the same thing. Oh my,
very confusing. I'm not sure what's going on. It's a
lot going on in those pictures. There's a picture of
a h and then there's a picture of him like
naked behind a tree lamb yeh or something, and he's
with three hot chicks. Did you see the picture? Is
that what that was? I wasn't sure who's wearing that
female bathing suit? No, really, because he doesn't show you

(14:59):
who's where. No, but I clicked on one of the
pictures with his friends. I'm like, who's this And I'm like,
this guy's living the life of Riley's gonna get who
is Riley anyway, but this guy's living the life. Yeah.
I'm like, he's got like girls surrounding him, and he's
married and his wife was in the picture. Listen, God bless,

(15:20):
I got even more questions than before. Anyway, tell us.
But by the way, you sent me a meme about
the second twin getting married the second conjoined twin. Yes, yeah,
that's a fake story. Do you ever looking researching anything?
No photo shopped into the picture? Is he really? Yes,
there's there's not one story on the internet that's just

(15:42):
got married. One of the slices sent it to me,
and I'm like, how great would this be? Now? What
would they do if the conjoined twins the second one
got a husband all of a sudden, the internet is
full of fake shit. You have to look at everything
or look at nothing. I feel like it didn't first
send it to me. I prefer to be blissfully ignorant.

(16:03):
But well, speaking of blissfully ignorant, you can tell you
about the dumbest person I've ever seen on TikTok. Yeah. Please.
So I'm scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, you know, the for you page.
I'm looking for stuff, and it's people are yelling about
politics whatever. Yeah, and I stop on this page where
this girls her in her room, I guess, And it
caught my attention because there was like a it was

(16:25):
a funky lamp on her desk, like a lava lamp.
So I was like, oh, that's a funky looking lamp
for a girl. A girl she looked like she was
maybe in her late twenties. I'm like, oh, it's a
cool lamp. So let me see what she's talking about. Anyway,
I don't know what she was talking about, talking about whatever,
her job, whatever. And in the in the on the
wall in her room was an American flag. Now, if

(16:47):
you have an American flag in your bedroom, sure you
probably are a fan of the American flag. You probably
have the word patriot in your profile. You're probably very
rah rah rah America. Yes rah. If I had an
American flag, which I do, I would hang it in
front of my house. But I don't think I would
hang it in my bedroom. It's just me. It's in

(17:08):
who I am. But anyway, the one thing I know
about the American flag, and apparently someone else in the
room knew the same thing. Now, you know that TikTok
is usually mirror imaged, right you looking at the shirts
are written backwards on the walls, But everything's a mirror image.
Are you TikTok Okay? No, I was going to ask,
are you about to tell me that they made zero

(17:30):
effort to not mirror image the flag so it can
be displayed the property or what? No? No, So, when
you when you look at the American flag, a regular
American flag, yes, the top left corner is the blue
blue and the white distract the stars and the stars
you hang it. If you hang it vertically, it has

(17:51):
to be on the left side, top left. Yes, right,
so you actually are show you turn the flag around
and show the back of the flag so that the
blue shows up the top left corner. Correct, that'sare with
the stria with theys on the top left, always in
the top left. That's how you display a flag properly,
if you're going to show respect to the flag that
you claim to love enough to put in your bedroom.

(18:12):
Oh boy, you should hang it the right way. Well, okay,
all right, I noticed, hold on, I noticed that it's wrong,
but I don't say anything. And somebody else in the
room says, hey, you flags backwards. So she says she reads.
She goes, no, it's not. So they say, yeah, it's backwards.
The flag is supposed to be in the blue in

(18:32):
the top. So she says, well, you're an idiot. TikTok.
Mirror images everything. So then the other person says, yeah,
but it looks right now. It's in the top left
because it's mirror image, which means it's in the top right. Yeah,
So she says, she goes, look, she gets up, she
walks over to it, and she looks at the thing,

(18:53):
and she says, and she does the thing with her fingers.
She makes the L in her fingers, just because she
doesn't know what your left hand is. You know, it's
just does the L to make an L to right.
And then so when you look at something scary, the
left is on your left arm. Right, when you look
at it, it lines up with your left hand, correct, yes, right.
If you're looking at a picture, the left side of

(19:15):
it is the side you're looking at her. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Anybody on the planet would look at a painting or
a picture or the American flag, and if they knew
their left arm was over here and looking at it
on the wall, they would say, the blue is in
the top left. She then turns around, puts her back
up against the flag, does the L with her hand,

(19:35):
and says, the blue is on the left. Well, my
left arm is you're right, all right? All right? Wow.
So I chime in and I say, look, I don't
want to get involved in this, but I'm getting involved
in this. The blue has to be on the left
as you're looking at it, not as you're standing in
front of it with it behind you. Your left arm
is your left arm, but it doesn't mean it's it's

(19:56):
still on the right side. The fact you turned around
doesn't she change the fact your flag is backwards. You're
an idiot. You don't know your left from your right.
I'm like what I said, the flag. Go google an
American flag. The blue is on the top left corner.
I said, I didn't care that much until you told
the other person they were wrong. Scary. Who does that?

(20:17):
Who looks at something and then turns around and then says,
with it behind me, that's my left and right? An idiot?
How can you trust her if she's making the left
with her hands to make an al to figure out left? Ok? Okay,
is this is this what you did for three weeks?
Is this the highlight of your three weeks?

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:34):
While you were at the beach, I was doing episodes
of The Brooklyn Boys, and I was on TikTok and
I was that is the director, and I'm okay, all right, okay, okay,
it's gonna be all right, Brody, It's gonna be dude. Wow,
She's like that, my door is on the left side
of my room and the blue is on the side
on the loan. You got, you definitely gotta you definitely

(20:54):
got to calm down a little bit, man, if you
want to make it for another three hundred episodes. Yeah,
I'm calm man. I'm just telling you I got involved
because I'm like, this is good stuff for the podcast.
It's great stuff for the podcast. Well, that's not the
dumbest person I spoke to this week. I'll tell you
about her later. It involves changing attire, but we'll get
to that later. I promise I do have another dummy

(21:17):
for you. Can I throw in a quick dummy? Yeah.
So on on one of the Facebook pages that I
belong to, one of the towns that in the area
that I belonged to, somebody put up a picture of
an ugly looking bug that is I want to say,
ninety percent orange and then has like bands of black
and white around it, but it's mostly orange. So somebody said,

(21:40):
anyone know what kind of bug this is? I found
it in my kitchen. So one person said, welly don't
you just google image it and you find out what
it is? So I said, I know a lot about bugs.
It's a trumpepede t r u m p e p
ed e like a centipede, but a trumpepeede. Because you
know Trump is orange, Well you love him or not?

(22:01):
Everyone says he's orange. So I made a joke that
it's a trumpepeede. So this guy writes back, who would
ask the original question? Did you make that up? I
just googled trumpepede and I couldn't find any bugs with
that name. Oh God, you are I love I love
you engaging with complete strangers. Yeah, he's googling trumpep beeede.

(22:26):
He's looking for a trumpetbead. So I spent my time
off a line. Yeah, my entire vacation was offline. Yeah,
tell you know what you have to tell us about
your vacation and what happened with Uh, with your surprise
party with your friend that you liked him? Do we
talk about that on Slice time but not on the book?

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Well it was. I'll just give you the very quick recap. Yeah,
my brother, my brother, my buddy's uh surprise birthday party,
and right I basically was the person who had to
bring him into the party. Everyone heard episode three hundred.
What happened? Yeah, so yeah, so I told you told
him a bourbon part. It was a bourbon tasting event
that I told him I was taking him to. That
was the way I was gonna get him into the party.

(23:02):
So we sure enough it worked out great. Felfred hook
line and Sinker had no clue. He was confirming with
me right up to the very minute, We'll going to
this party. I can't wait, can't wait, taste all those
rare bourbons. We show up surprise, everybody was like, you know,
they got him good, and he's he's you could never

(23:23):
get this guy, you can never get him. And after
you know, he went around the room to like set
hello to everybody, there was a little bit of a
you know, hey, you know he came over. So this
wasn't a bourbon event. But thank god, his business partner
put together a special drink. It was a bourbon drink

(23:46):
for him for the night. It was a special so
he got a special No, it was like basically if
he wanted the Jay the Jason Bourbon special drink. It
was a signature drink for the night for his birthday.
And of course they did have of high end bourbons available.
He made they made sure that they paid for the premium,
top shelf open bar. So much bourbon was had. I mean,

(24:11):
it wasn't the tasting he was looking for, you know,
on the level that I might have been able to
give him with you know, this quote expensive ticket. But
all fun was had by all. We had a great
time that night. The following night, I went out with
his brother in law who was for his bachelor party,

(24:31):
and I was talking to some guys and I met
this dude who tells me that he decides to install
a urinal in his house. What he goes, Yeah, he
goes the basement, that's my man cave. He goes, So,
the bathroom right there, because I ripped out the toilet

(24:53):
and I installed a urinal. What yeah, next to the toilet. No,
a commercial urinal, like an actual So like, whoa, let
me get this straight. You walk into that bathroom. What's
in there? He goes, Yeah, it's a half bath, it's
a there's a urinal and a sink. And he's got
a wife and two kids. Talk about selfish, so they

(25:16):
can't use it. They can't go down they can't go
down there. And he was the bathroom that's he goes, well,
this is my space anyway, this is where I played.
I have my poker games down here and everything. So
I'm like, but isn't it Let me pull back here
for a second. Who does this? Who installs a urinal
in their house? Is it instead of the toilet? I like,
I know people that have urinals next to the toilet.

(25:38):
Is it a little tacky though? To even have a
urinal in your house? I mean to make that part
of the conversation tacky. It's got it is tacky. It's
a urinal. You find them in public restrooms. You don't
find them toilets. You find them. You find toilets in
those same restrooms. Why is it tacky? It's tacky. If
you put it in the kitchen, you're like, oh, next
to the French you're taking a link. I get it.

(25:59):
But in the your bathroom, my problem is he was
too cheap to put it next to the toilet. He
replaced the toilet. He replaced the toilet. That's something. There
was no room, There was no room for it, so
now you can only do half your business in there now.
I think I think he didn't want his friends taking
ships in his in his house the poker because he

(26:21):
plays poker down there. And he has his friends a
little if you go over there, then gonna go upstairs
and do it. It forced, It forces his friends because
he was it in your bathroom bedroom. Someone might leave
a fucking dump and his uh in his urnal. That's
why I had to on the protest. And by the way,
I've seen women peeing urinals at football games, So female slices.
If you've peed in a urinal, leave us to talk back.

(26:42):
Yeah right, any woman who comes over can't use that basement.
It's off limits. But he didn't give a ship. Well,
well he can't. Now you can't. Now you can't even
take can't now? Yeah, Hey, do you have the sound
that I sent you? I do, got a lot of
stuff here. Well, I want you to play one clip
for me, but before you do, Scary Uh. I was
watching Family Feud and it got me thinking, who would

(27:03):
Scary have on uh if you were going to be
on Family Feud. Now, before the episode, I asked you
to write down the four people you would have on
the Scary family. Oh boy, yeah right, And it's just
it doesn't matter who it is, you know, but read
the list of the people. Now, I'm sure you have
some of your family members on there. You're probably your sister.
Who do you have on there? Who's on the list? No, no,

(27:26):
wait a second, Hold on a second. You want family feud?
The aim was to win, to win family feud, right, Well, sure,
you want to go on and win. Why what do
you ask? Because I hadn't putting out one family, one
actual family member. Oh no, it is no one in
your family. You'd think it's smart enough to take on
family feud. Well, they're smart in a different way. Well,

(27:53):
I picked my family, is me? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (27:56):
You?

Speaker 1 (27:57):
Oh? Thank you? Bald Ronie Okay, Nate from The Big
Show okay, and my buddy Paul Zilla, who is like
basically invented Siri. Okay, he basically developed excuse me, he
developed what we know as voice to text that and
and Apple bought it from his company. Uh we we

(28:20):
all now know know and use that as Siri. That's
the program that he created. Okay. So you think Nate
is smarter than Gandhi and Elvis and Danielle from from
our show. I just chose Nate. So I chose him
because he's a fan. Why he chose me? But you
know he's a font of knowledge. Yeah, No, Nate's a

(28:42):
very smart guy. I was just curious as to how
you picked him over your other coworkers. You must think
he's smarter than Elvis, and that's not and now here
you think about it? If it's family feud, not jeopardy.
So family feud is more of a common sense game,
right you want to get You're trying to figure out
what one hundred idiots answered that question? Right? So maybe
I should have gone the other way with this and
picked my family. No, I'm kidding, o, kidding, I just

(29:05):
don't see my you know, my father, you know Tony, Tony,
He's not gonna show me schoel that it's the top
five names of cause, right whatever, Anthony, Yeah, right, yes,
let me tell you why? Okay, why are you asking
me this? This is the Yeah, the clip. Do you
have the clip I sent you that says a family,
family feud, Family game show family. Yeah, play the clip

(29:28):
and then I'm gonna ask you a follow up question.
This is how everybody on every game show introduces their family.
Go ahead, who is in the VIP section?

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Who'd you brint?

Speaker 4 (29:36):
Today?

Speaker 5 (29:37):
Today we have my wonderful father.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Mart Hello, wonderful father, beautiful mother, Tara, beautiful moment.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Hi, Tara, and my amazing boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Cam amazing boyfriend. Now you've watched game shows, they're like, Oh,
this is my beautiful wife, this is my incredibly talent
did Son Edward. This is my incredibly wonderful, fantastic girlfriend,
she's beautiful and my beautiful aunt. Right, so I would
like you now to introduce the five people on your

(30:11):
list with some kind of compliment about each one. Hey, scary,
who do you have on your show? To Who's what
would you bring with you for the game show?

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (30:18):
We have my co my coworker Nate uh who Yeah,
all right, my brainiac friend Paul from childhood, my pessimistic,
my pessimistic buddy, bald freak Ronnie Hm. And my podcast

(30:40):
partner and resident cheapskate David Brody. I'm not cheap, I'm
smart with money. But right, I don't know, you just
put me on the spot there. I didn't hear wonderful,
I didn't hear like fantastic, I didn't hear beautiful. I
didn't hear I wouldn't use any of those adjectives on you. Sorry,
all right, but yeah, I wanted to see how you

(31:02):
introduced your family. I love the fact you didn't pick
anyone on your family. Your brother. Your brother's brother's smarter
than you think. They would be upset if they find
that out. You think you're smarter than your brother. Ah, well,
he's a computer nerd, he wins. He went to the world.
That's what I was asking. I feel like maybe you
should ask him, all right, and maybe I'll kick myself
off and let them go on. You know, your brother's

(31:29):
coming over your apartment later, right, Yeah, he's coming over.
You should tell him that you did not choose him
for family feud. I'm gonna let him know. He's got
to pick up this computer behind me. Oh that's not
the one you're giving me, is it. Huh? Are you
no longer giving me that computer? Huh? It's been well,
it's been sitting here for like two months, Brodie, and
I was at your apartment like three days ago. Yeah,

(31:50):
but I saw you. Yeah, but you didn't mention the computer.
Obviously you don't want it. I do it. I didn't
want to ask for it, but he said you were
giving it to me. Oh my god? Like that now?
Oh my god, could you tell me you were giving
me the computer? You're like, Brody, you can have it.
I was like, yeah, but you took it. It's been
sitting here for six months. It's not six months. It's

(32:11):
two months since you been here for six months collecting.
But only like two months ago you said I can
have it. He' said, oh, you have to come up wednesdays.
I was over your house a few days ago. Downstairs.
You came down to give me stuff. It's all right,
I'm giving it to my brother. Yeah, I see that. Yeah.
Is he also going to dinner with the other prow
from Z one hundred. Hey, I'm speaking of ZE one hundred.

(32:32):
Can I tell you a story about I want to
tell you about this this So I was on the
phone with an old friend and he's like, hey, you know,
you guys moved to a townhouse. I said, yeah, you know,
we're in the townhouse now. He said, has anyone recognized you?
As you know, David Brody from Z one hundred or
Elvis dran or whatever. Right, I said, no, I have
to tell you nobody. Nobody has recognized me. It's great,

(32:54):
it's a nice game. You love that. You don't like
being recognized. I like being recognized when I'm outa in plock,
But when I'm walking when i'm you know, like walking
to go get my mail, you know, yeah, when I'm
out there, you know, out and walking in the city
and someone's like, I brought it. I'm like, fantastic. It's
nice to be recognized. I said, you know what, I've
been living here, like, you know, five six months now,
nobody's uh, nobody's recognized me. It's been great. That day,

(33:18):
I'm walking out of the pool. My hand's wag, I
got a towel. I'm also dripping, and this guy comes
up and he goes, hey, yeah, that's how you doing.
He goes, uh, you're brody, right. I said, yeah, yeah, yeah.
My son listens to you all the time, loves you.
And I said, oh yeah, well your son listens, but

(33:40):
you you recognize me. Yeah, we googled you. We saw
you and he thought it was you, so we googled you. Yeah,
that happens a lot. I said, Oh, I said, people
see us, they think it's us. They I'm not sure
if it's us. They go to the Google. So I said, I, well, okay,
I was a little thrown, but I'm like all right.
He's like, yeah, yeah, he loves you. On the show,

(34:01):
this is every day. I said, Well, to be honest
with you, haven't been on the show in two years,
but all right, thank you, tell your son thank you
is reality. Yeah, I said it was great, you know,
nice to meet you. Yay. So okay. So I'm like, okay,
well somebody recognized me. All right. Two days later, I'm
going back to the pool. Now, you guys may or

(34:23):
may not know this, but in New York up until recently,
Greg T, the Jersey Kid, used to work down the
hall from ZEE one hundred, where our show originates from,
at a radio station called w k T you yep.
Now I've never worked there. Greg T worked there, but
I don't work there, you all know. In New York,
I worked at SE one hundred.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Yea.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Anyway, I walk into the pool area and this guy
is in the pool on the very other end of
the pool, the other end of the pool. He sees me.
He's got his arms up on the side of the pool,
you know, like he's chilling out. He sees me and
he goes, ay, look, Gosie, it's mister kate T.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
You.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
So I go, So I go, he goes what I go?
I never worked at Kate to you, all right, you
haven't worked there in four years. I forgot you know,
it's it's just two years. And I never worked there.
I never worked at Kate to you and he goes,

(35:21):
oh right, right, low key, don't tell anybody. I got it.
You don't work there, man, he missed. He's like, there's
so many miscues on this one. So he's missing where
I worked. And he's yelling like that, I don't need that. Yeah,
the yo like in Brooklyn. It's like when we were

(35:43):
growing up. People go but it's a mister Greek cadillact. Myself,
I don't like that. Yeah, you know, I've been that
several times. That's happened to me over the over the
past twenty And he's a nice guy and his son
is nice. Don't get me wrong. He's very full loved.
They get excited. Though, they get excited, they start already
get out private life. And I don't work there. It's like, no,

(36:04):
if you'd been like mister Brooklyn boy, and what I'm
like you talking about the podcast, it's fantastic. And but
and of all places, where were you at the pool
Sea where I live? Like, right, you're in your your
right where you live and you know you're maybe your shirtless,
you know, and you don't want to be identified, while
your shirts wouldn't be the issue. Okay, I can't place.

(36:25):
I've been working out.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
So.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Yeah, yeah, the point is that you don't do that. Yeah,
you're supposed to respect people's privacy. You might as well
be Hey, private shit about you. Everyone doesn't know, but
now they're gonna know. So you got to live with
this guy, and you have the summers, like, you know,
we're not even halfway there, so what what what are

(36:50):
you gonna do? Because you know you're gonna run into
him again. I've been I'm in the pool almost every day.
I've not seen him since. But what what if one
day it's a crowded Saturday afternoon, he's already. I think
he got the hint. He's out there and you you
see him from a distance. Are you gonna double back
and not go to the pool because you don't know

(37:11):
an o sky. I think he got the hint. I
gave him the old dick snay with face and the
hand by the neck move. You know, I think he
got the hint. It was just very funny that not
only was he you know, trying to out me, right, right, Yeah,
he's wrong, and you know what I mean, stay in
the right station, like at least you're gonna out me, like,

(37:32):
be right, you know rule number two. If you're gonna
out someone, be right. So so weird man. Traveling with
my family. That was the second leg of my vacation.
Oh the ones you won't have on the game show
with you tell them about that.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Now.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Well, my dad, my sister, my brother in law and
the kids, we all went to the Bahamas and we
you know, we spent some time together. You know, I
made a pledge since my mom passed last December that
I wanted to do more stuff with my family. And
you know, it's ironic how that has brought us closer

(38:08):
as a family. It took something devastating in my family
to happen for us to do something like that. But
we're enjoying each other's company, you know, we we you know,
we did that trip to the Dominican Republic back in February.
And now this was this was brought on by my dad.
It was his idea. He's like, come on, let's go,
We'll go for a week. I'm like, okay, And it
felt like old times. But you know, there's definitely a

(38:30):
generation gap between my dad and and my sister and I.
You know, my father's a very my okay, my father's
a very plain guy. You know, he's very He wakes
up in the morning, he's like, all right, I don't
want no fancy breakfasts. I just want my eggs, a

(38:51):
piece of toast McCall. And you're like, Dad, I hired
a chef. He's coming in. No. This was DJ college
chef back in the high him. He's great. So we
wanted to go to so my sister and I, Dad,
I hired Katy Perry's massuse. No, no, no's gonna come
in and give you all massages. No, we want to
go to the French place that had croissants, you know,

(39:14):
my sister and I. You know, and and one day,
you know, there's a famous sister me right, And one
day there was well there's this other place. Is there's
this chef that is a famous chef. His name is
Daniel Ballud. He's got he's got a place called He's
a Michelin star winning chef. I know who he is. Yeah,
well he's got a place in the Bahamas at called

(39:34):
Cafe Ballud. So I wonder how he got that name.
So my sister we decided, look, we got to go
there one day for breakfast because my for three days
in a row, my dad was like, we were going
to this random like diner, short order place. And I'm like, guys,
we're on vacation. I don't want I just don't. I

(39:56):
just don't want like Jimmy Dean sausages, and like, you know,
you know, call me boogie, call me crazy, but I
don't want that. I said, I want to do. We
want more. And then my sister and I and me whatever,
all you're right there. Perfect. So the last day, my
father gives in, he goes.

Speaker 6 (40:15):
All right, so we're gonna go to this cafe bleed.
We're gonna see just how great this place is. I
want to see what's the difference between the eggs and
the sausage we've been eating the last three days and
this one, okay, except for the price is gonna be double.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
So we sit down and we get into this conversation
about better, better quality. You know, it's you're paying a
little bit more for the food, but it's more gourmet,
and it's probably comes from a better place. Maybe maybe
the eggs are organic. You know, maybe you know the

(40:54):
food is better for you. I don't know, maybe it's
a ruse, but we it was just a weird dynamic
because my father sat there, he let us have our
way like the brats that that we are, and and
you know, but but it was, it was it was
crazy because we're just we're trying to convince him that,

(41:14):
you know, the food that he grew up on wasn't
you know, isn't as good a good quality as this.
The new ideas and things that they have out there
now the better. Remember when when you bought your father
a garbage pailot opened by itself, and he's like, Anthony,
wh I need you a garbage pail to a garbage
and Anthony, yes, your father is a man of simple means.

(41:36):
He doesn't need shtick. He doesn't need fancy schmancy. So
did he like the eggs better? What's the what's the result?
The result was he felt there was no difference. We
thought we had a better meal. Me and my sister
were looking at each other like, yeah, this is great.
You know, we were getting like, you know, like our eggs, benedict.
You know, we were getting like some fancy like croissants

(41:58):
and things. And the coffee was even better because it
was like one of those press coughe And you don't
think French press, French press. I don't think any of
this is just in your mind. No, well, I'll tell you.
They make a good case for it. They because you
feel how much was a breakfast, then how much was
it was eggs. I would just say that breakfast there
was thirty percent more, thirty percent more than it was

(42:22):
at the basic eggs and bacon place at my father.
But the other thing is, it's like it has to
be more than thirty percent. We're on vacation, and we're
on vacation with our family, and look, well, don't you
want to relax and just order off a nice menu
that offers like avocadolax I wanted to eat at the
hotel and that. Oh but I want avocado toast, you know,
I mean, oh my god, I want your girl from

(42:44):
TikTok from ten years ago. I want buttermilk pancakes, you know,
or the oh you know they do fancy like brioche
or lemon regatta whatever. I'm into food, man, I like
I like when they pay attention to detail, even the jellies,
even the jellies, Brody, we're different, okay. And my father's
bacon and eggs joint, you know. It was the plastic

(43:05):
Welch's thing where you peel back the freaking cell of
the fane and what was the jelly like it the
fancy place did they scrape the jelly out of the
Welches package into a jar? Fie. The jelly was in
a fancy glass jar and it was a preserve. It
wasn't a jelly, Brodie, Oh did it say welch is
on it? A snooker's on the jar? It wasn't. It was.
It was like one of those French brands that they

(43:25):
don't get. It's not high fruit, those corn syrup it's
all there. You go with the fructose pectin and and
and a little bit of cane sugar. And it didn't
have a label on it and an ingredient like yes
dalfour d a L f O U R and it
said no pectans. No, it was like no added sugar
or very little like some little bit of cane sugar.
But like it said that it's a real fruit. That

(43:46):
was real fruit, like the strawberry that was coming out
straw real strawberry, like the seed there was seeds in it. Like,
I'll take the Smucker's packages. Baster was like, I'm trying
to raise my kids with better food, better quality food,
and and we like this. And my father's just sitting
there and disbelieve, shaking his head. He goes, and where

(44:07):
would your brother eat because his sister now seems like
she's a boogie scary too. Well, my brother wasn't with us,
but he would, you know, he'd be fall somewhere in between.
But the thing is, it's just a divide between is
a generation gap between you and the guy who's a
generation before you. But that's a big it's a big generation.
He's a boomer. But you know, my sister and I

(44:30):
were trying to convince him that that everything that he
knows and remembers is wrong because of the way, you know,
we've moved on, we've moved on with you know, we
know more now about what we're putting in our bodies.
I guess they had fancier eggs when he was thirty.
He liked his eggs from the place with the egg
like you like the cage free, pasteurized organic brown eggs.

(44:51):
Why do you care that birds in the cage or not.
As far as the taste, I want to be humane.
I just feel like no, I just feel like it's more.
I don't know, and it's not a maybe it's not
a taste thing. It's maybe it's I feel like there's
doing better for me. I don't know. But I think
you're like the person if they were offered a BMW

(45:11):
for twenty thousand, you'd never drive it. Now that's not me, No,
I don't. Someone said like, oh, there's a new BMW,
it's only twenty thousand, but like, I'm not driving that
piece of shit. I gotta have one for fifty because
you need to know you spent more. I get it.
I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't
want to come off sounding bougie.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
Oo.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Yeah, but but you know what I'm talking about. No, yes, yes,
sometimes it's nice to go to a restaurant with finer
f Yeah, especially when you're on vacation, you know. And
my father, you know, we were gonna treat him anyway.
We were like that, don't worry about it. We got this,
we got this. We're gonna kick in for it. But
all right, Well, we're gonna go to commercial on the second.
Can can we play one clip of something that happened?

(45:55):
You know what? When we come back, we'll play a
clip from a commercial for a restaurant. Is the opposite
of Bougie, the complete opposite of bougie, And I want
your opinion on it. Scary when we come back. Okay?

Speaker 2 (46:05):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Okay? We have This is the last break right? No,
we have we have two more. Oh, very good, So
we have time. Good, okay, okay, we'll right back. Oh wait,
we want to play clip or we will right back.
We'll play clip. We'll right back, right back. Let's play clip. No,
let's play let's play clip. We'll play clip. Yeah, let's
play clip. Okay, yeah, all right, before you play it,
let's god, you're a dick. You're a dick. No, you'dic hey, okay,

(46:34):
before we get to this clip. Oh no, you want
to play one clip because I have a special another
phone call surprise. But you're gonna love because you just
this person. Okay, hold on, before you get to the
I want to make sure we have time for the
stupid person. If we don't have time for the stupid person,
I want to apologize now, no, we did. We did
we do? By the way, speaking of special people on
the phone, I want to give it an apology. Three

(46:56):
hundredth episode. We should have had Spruce on and we
did not. So I apologize to him already that we
we didn't work it out time wise because we recorded
at the time. I knew he wasn't available, but we
should have had him on. So shout out to Spruce.
We know we love you. We'll see on the four hundredth.
All right, who's coming on the phone? Now? Oh what
about the sound? We're gonna play a clip. You just

(47:17):
told me you were putting someone on the phone who
would take a break shop. No, I got somebody. I
got somebody. We're gonna talk to you real quick. And
this this really is there anyone on the phone. I
might enjoy talking to this person here? Yeah, you're gonna
love this person. I I why are you calling them?
They didn't call you? Yeah? I told I told her

(47:39):
we'd call her her. Yeah, it's our it's our friend.
We have lots of friends. Yeah. Hey, it's Astra. Oh hi,
I haven't talked to you and like for so long
it's been ages. Yeah, Oh my god, it's like two days.

(48:01):
Astra she, oh, she could get a kick out of
your story, mister k T you she works for KTU.
I already told the story. That's okay, now, well another
time for that.

Speaker 5 (48:13):
And uh she's also she's also uh.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
She's also works for Page six TV. She's here. She's
the face of page six on the New York Post,
Page six, the famous page, the famous page six. You
are the famous TV video person for it, right, he's
the host, the hostess host. Yes, so so the latter
part of my So I just told everybody about my

(48:38):
Bahamas trip, but the third leg of my trip down
the shore was down the shore, which I was not
aware of until Astra told me, Yeah, briefly, like what
I didn't know about that, But go ahead tell the
audience we were. We were down at Asbury, you know,
in Asbury Park, hanging out at the hotel. And then
Astra's like, well, we're down here too with our friend
I Naz from Channel five, this fantas Dan New York

(49:02):
with Rosanna Scato she does the traffic, and and my
girlfriend Robin and and Astra and and they were, you know,
they were like, hey, we're coming over to the pool
and she She's like, I'm gonna bring my service dog. Oh,
I want to talk to you about that exactly all
these pictures holding a dog, I thought, like, my god,

(49:22):
is the dog alive? But here's the best part. It's
a teacup Yorki and Astra brings her dog. But what's
the name of your dog again?

Speaker 5 (49:32):
Tell everybody her name is Nyla on Instagram Star the Yorkie.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Nyla's Nyla. What is it again?

Speaker 5 (49:40):
Cut out Nilo's, Nyla's Star the york.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Nyla Star the Yorki, right, and and y n y
La that rolls off the tongue n y l A
Star the Yorkie. So Nila shows up. Wait, let's look
my two favorite cities, New York in La.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
So it's super easy to remember.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Right, perfect? So okay, she shows up with Nila Star
the Yorkie, her service dog, and we'll wait a second.
The dog is wearing a Chanelle bikini Gucci Actually, oh,
I'm sorry, it was a Gucci a Gucci bikini? Was

(50:20):
it a Barkhini? And then later outfit change. The dog
comes back out in a product dress. Oh no, a
Lucas produ dress. Curious why do you Why are you
hating on her word? Because I feel like if it's
a service animal, right, it should be dressed like a

(50:41):
service animal because it's there to service purpose for whatever.
Then they be wearing like a nurse's outfit. Well, I
just have a stethoscope around its neck. What are you
talking about, sky, What does animal look like? What should
have a shed, have an orange like glow in the
dark vest and a construction helmet. It's just weird because
you're talking about a teacup Yorky with a two piece

(51:03):
bathing suit on to prefer one person. And she was
going with the I guess she was going with the
theme of the afternoon. But I feel like, if you
are in need of a service animal, and again we're
not asking why because it breaks hippo laws and all
the other stuff. It doesn't brek hippolaws. You're not her doctor, Okay,
then whatever, but I'm not asking. Uh yeah, but so
she she has a service animal, I feel like it

(51:26):
needs it's it's uniform. And and that's what would the
uniform behold on everybody, it's just a scary tell us
what the uniform would look like? Well, it has to happen.
The uniform has to have that that the reflective padding
around it, and it's a service animal on across his body.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Okay and scary? Scary?

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Did she not have that on her bag, on her back,
on her bag, her on her bag? Yeah, he was
too busy looking at her exposed nipples because the bikini
in the world was only covering the top two not
the bottom six. I just want to know why we
human I want to know why humanized pets like what
and and not a pet? Not a pet?

Speaker 3 (52:04):
Right?

Speaker 1 (52:05):
A service animal? So the question is is this a
gray line? Like is this is not a different than
the dog? Is a service animal in disguise?

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Like?

Speaker 1 (52:13):
What's going on here?

Speaker 2 (52:15):
And was.

Speaker 5 (52:20):
Skirt? It was?

Speaker 1 (52:21):
It was a skirt?

Speaker 5 (52:22):
They cannot wear thongs?

Speaker 2 (52:23):
How would you go to the bathroom?

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Right, so how do women go to the bathroom? So
I would just want you to just the down what's
your what's your service animal? Should be able to pull
her own pants down to train? Right, I just want
to know what's your could What are you thinking here? At?

(52:45):
What were you thinking handing this man a dog? He killed?
He killed a dolphin? Practically are you not? Are you
like failing to see where I'm going with this. I
see where you're going. But I heard as told me that.
Somebody yelled out, hey, is it colicky? Is that true?
Because that's what you ask somebody said.

Speaker 5 (53:03):
Somebody commented that on his Instagram picture you right now, Scary.
Scary likes to try to act like he's not into
any type of animals or baby or whatever. Meanwhile, the
first of all, let me just clarify. When I walked in,
she was in her bag completely not even seen, and
I said to him, I have my dog with me,
and he's like where and on my open the bag,

(53:26):
out pops her little head and all of a sudden,
tell me he melted like a baby.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
I did. But I just are you trying to cheage
the system here a little bit? I don't know. That's
where I'm gonna ask the hard hitting question. I'm asking
you that because you're you're you're dressing the dog in outfits.
It's like, now, is does she war Halloween costumes?

Speaker 2 (53:47):
Too?

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Of course she does.

Speaker 5 (53:50):
Listen at the end of the day. At the end
of the day, she is my service animal, and she's
also right next to me, so she has to compliment me.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
As well, make sure that I'm good. Right, she can't
go with some some slag looking looking hobo. She's got
to have a dog that lives.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Whether she wears clothes or she doesn't.

Speaker 5 (54:10):
Wear clothes, she still does her job. So why does
it bother you if she's clothed or naked.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Because I find it a little weird. It's like going
to the airport and finding a drug sniffing dog dressed
in a friggin you know, in a bikini.

Speaker 5 (54:24):
Yes, exactly, well listen, but but it's weird.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
It's like that. Well, theyre to perform it. They're there
to perform like a service, a duty.

Speaker 5 (54:33):
Clarify though, we got to clarify that those dogs in
the airport are actually police officers, like they are actually
cops with badges, so there's a difference.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
They have to wear their police She's right now, scary,
I'm it can interject here for a moment, not knowing
why she needs a service dog, and that's not our business,
none of that. But let's say, let's say hypothetically, part
of the service the dog provides is comfort and calmness. Right, yeah,
if you needed a dog, anyone needed a dog for

(55:06):
comfort and kindness and warmth and and and and and
you know, maybe a steam building whatever. Then you would
want the dog to at least look good if you're
gonna be in a hot bikini. And if I know Astra,
she was looking good, I'm sure she was. And you know, uh,
why wouldn't you want the dog to look good? You're

(55:27):
taking her out in public? And if the outfit on
the dog also brings you comfort because you feel like, look,
how nice I've made my dog look, then that dog
is providing a service by looking good, providing comfort to
the owner by looking good. Therefore it's doing its service.
It's like it's like arm candy. If you're a billionaire,
you hire arm. Can you get a woman who's hot?

(55:48):
You know, whether she's uh, maybe she's a day for
the evening or maybe she's some like gold digger who
like you want a young hot wife, right, a hot dress.

Speaker 5 (56:00):
You've never seen a sugar daddy with an ugly chick
on his arm, let's be real.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Right, which people don't have ugly wives mostly so if
this hot chick is on his arm, that's his that's her,
that's his service animal. When I think of service animals,
I think of official business. I feel like, you know,
you have to go through a process, you get papers done,
you go.

Speaker 5 (56:19):
And I do. Yes, I have my papers, doctor's note.
I have everything that's absolutely needed. What you're thinking of
with a service animal is you're thinking of the animals
that are bigger, like labradors, or.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
That help blind people or injured veterans. Right, right, right,
That's so I'm just saying, like, are you Are you
not taking the service of the animals seriously because it's
not in the uniform. Instead, the dog scared the dog
asked you if I may answer this, because he's ludicrous.

(56:52):
Dog's purpose is not to help her. She's not blind.
The dog's purpose not to help her reach things. So
you you would agree, though, if you see a seeing
eye dog, you know, dressed in a freaking cop uniform
for for Halloween, are.

Speaker 5 (57:06):
You I have seen some seeing eye dogs.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
Dressed okay, but admit aster, if it's a seeing eye dog,
the clothing probably doesn't match because the person's blind.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Usually they might.

Speaker 5 (57:19):
Even have like a vest on or a dress, or
maybe like a pair of pants.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
I have seen it.

Speaker 5 (57:23):
I've seen them.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
I just for whatever reason, for whatever reason, my vision
of an animal that performs a service or serves a purpose.
It's just maybe not taking seriously. Uh, what's the service scary?
It's a different service. Yeah, you're right. You're right. If
the services to make her happy.

Speaker 5 (57:45):
Is also scary, you realize that all service animals come
in different sizes. They're not just the big dogs that
you're thinking of.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
Yes, your teacup Yorky by the way, beautiful. I love Nyla.
And she didn't even bark once.

Speaker 5 (57:58):
It's very let's just train and and that's my point,
because she is trained. If she wasn't trained, she'd be
barking and yapping and out of control, and that is
not a service animal.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
A service animal needs to be able to make sure.
So I shouldn't judge the book by its cover. I shouldn't.
I shouldn't judge the service animal by what she's wearing.
Is really what this comes down to. Let's say as
a nine year old girl at this pool, if they're allowed,
because you go to pools that don't allow children. But
let's say as a nine ten year old little girl,
and the little girl has anxiety, and they get her

(58:29):
a service animal to help her with her anxiety, and
in helping her with her anxiety. They dressed the dog
up like a Disney princess. They she's she's she's h
let's say she's Bell. They put a little yellow outfit
on her and she's like, oh, it's my little dog.
Her name is Bell, and we dressed her like Bell
from Beauty and the Beast. And that makes that little
girl less anxiety ridden. Is that okay? Yes? Then stopping

(58:52):
a dickt out, I'm coming around because whatever it is
to analogy, whatever it takes to to calm her anxiety,
I guess, I don't know. It's just it just looked.
It was a little weird to me. I wanted to
just get you on the podcast to talk about it
real quick. It's okay, you know I love you and
I love Nyla. All right, So let's say, let's say

(59:13):
it's a it's a wounded warrior, an American hero down
this road there's no winning for me and we and
they have a service dog. He doesn't matter how big
is it. Maybe the is pitning me up against the wall.
Here go ahead, you wish. And this man, as a child,
he had a little poodle and now as a wounded
war veteran. They've provided a dog for him because he's

(59:34):
an American hero and he needs help, and this, this
giant standard poodle is his help. And he likes to
put the dog with a little camo, a little camel,
little camo handkerchief around his neck, maybe a little you know, uh,
a little camo vest Is that? Okay? Of course it is. Oh,
it's only Astro. That's what I'm here. You want to

(59:55):
know what I think.

Speaker 5 (59:58):
I think Nyla actually did her job with Scary because
she actually opened his heart because it's been cold.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Oh yeah, Scary is terrible with animals, not as bad
as he's with kids. But you look at don't jump
on me. In fact, he thinks a dog is a racist.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
You want to know something?

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
He was with more than Nyla was with me that weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Yeah she is. She is a just a ball of
of glory. Then she said, then she supplied you with
a service as well, Scary. Yeah, I love I love her.
All right. We have to take a commercial break here,
but but I thank you for for coming on with
us and on the phone. On the phone, extra, why

(01:00:40):
don't you plug? Yeah, yes, ball, you're welcome. Astra. That
one of us understood. Why don't you go ahead and
plug your your your page six show and you're you're
what you're doing in on KT at the moment?

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
Yes, well on k yeah, of course what are three
five keys?

Speaker 5 (01:00:57):
You on every weekend four to ten on Saturday, so
midnight on Sunday and then Monday through Friday. You can
catch me at page six, which, of course if you
follow us on Instagram or TikTok page six and on
web on the web, of course, and check out go
to the video section.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
You're gonna see all of my videos.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
She's extra on the air on Instagram.

Speaker 5 (01:01:20):
Yep, Astra on the air and of course we'll forget
Nihli's star the Yorkie on Instagram. If you want to
see cuteness that opened up Scary's heart.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
Give her a follow. Yes, and she was not in
the movie at Astra, which was terrible.

Speaker 5 (01:01:34):
We will be right back.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
You know, I was just kidding with Astra, right, Oh,
I think she'll forgive you. Yeah, we know each other
for years. Seriously, I know, I know, I know. It's
all good. It's all hey, listen, it is adorable limited
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(01:01:58):
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Thank you. It's pretty awesome. So limited supply, and of course,

(01:02:22):
Brody and I will sign every piece of merch between
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other merch besides the three, we'll sign it. But you know,
buy the stuff now while it's on sale, because after
the end of the month, I'm pretty sure it's all
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Bigcartel dot com. As my song said, that's Brooklyn Boys

(01:02:46):
dot Bigcartel dot com. If you want to do some sound,
we can do some sound. Yeah, let's do that all right?
Tell me what what you got and I'll tell you.
I'll set it up. You got it, all right, let's
go to buns. Okay. So you know how sometimes people
on television are told to say something funny and they
don't know why it's funny. They don't get it and
they're just dorky and they shouldn't be doing comedy. Uh.

(01:03:07):
This guy was talking about thet the Nathan's July fourth
hot Dog Eating Contest. Just play the clips. How awkward
he sounds, Sun's out and buns out. I I can't
stand that. It's the hot dog eating contest. So there's
buns out and buns out. But he's like, I don't

(01:03:30):
know why I'm saying it. Why would you say that?
Why would you say? I don't know why I'm saying this,
but I'm gonna gohaing sake, becau, I'm talking ahead, clearly,
clearly making a pun. But you don't have to reference
the fact that you made a pun. Or and then
he referenced, like you don't know why you made the pun.
He's like, I don't know why I made the pun.

Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
I don't get it. All right, do you have you
have sandwiches. Uh, yes, okay. So this is a commercial
for Mike's Amazing Mayan and he's not a sponsor. They're
a sponsor of the New York Mets. And the guy
talks about all the things you can put mayonnaise on.
But listen to the way he says the words sandwiches.

Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
That's fans, the amazing double play for your hot dogs,
pretzels and sandwiches is Mike's Amazing Mayo in must.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
He said, sandwiches.

Speaker 4 (01:04:14):
Hold on, hot dogs, pretzels and sandwiches is Mike's Amazing
Mao and must sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
He said, sandwiches. This guy is a professional voiceover guy
hired by a big company, and he said sandwiches. You know,
this reminds me of a nobody caught it, nobody called
Now nobody caught that. But also, do you know those
the hot dog carts in New York City and they
have all the uh you know they sometimes nowadays they

(01:04:45):
have the led lights around it and they could program
a message you know, hot dog, yeah right right from
eyes and it lights up and it goes crazy on
the corner of sixth Avenue. And I want to say,
it's like fifty third Street in Manhattan. Want to say,
it is one of those one of those carts and
they have the words sandwiches lit up in neon lights,

(01:05:10):
going crazy, But it's sand wishes, sad w I s
h E S. Brody. I kid you not. Six months ago,
I was stopped at that light. I looked up. I'm like, aha,
he's a spelled wrong sandwiches and it's like wrapping around
the truck in lights. Sand wishes, that's that's Brody. Six

(01:05:32):
months later, same light, did you look anything to the
guy trying to help him? Look up, it's still there.
Brody's the word sand wishes is rolling? Okay? How many
thousands of people have seen that sign and that misspelling
in the last six months, and anyone David Brody he
would have gone up and said, you know what, The
guy would have said, I don't know, that's what he

(01:05:52):
would say. He would have of course, he would have said,
not my card. I don't know. So then why But
this guy is in is an English speaking voice over
guy say and sandwiches? All right, all right, I got
I got practical one. Oh okay, so practical This guy.
First of all, this guy, for some reason, he can't
say z's at the end of words. Okay, but then
he uses a word at the end of the sentence

(01:06:12):
that isn't a word, so he says, like, but God
played a clip is a disease. I don't know these.

Speaker 7 (01:06:22):
Makers, with teachers, with students, with parents, teachers, with our
labor partners, to arrive at the most practicable, implementable.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Solution, practicable, practicable, practicable.

Speaker 7 (01:06:38):
To arrive at the most practicable, implementable solution.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
Even though he fumbled imb bull. Now I'm gonna I'm
going to tell you that this man, uh probably Spanish
is his first language. But still I can't swear to that.
But now I want you to play the clip that
says mad Dog, mad Dog Chris mad Dog Russo is
I know for a fact speaks English as his first language.
Has been on New York radio since the eighties. Okay,

(01:07:06):
he's now on MLB network. He's talking about Pete A
Lonzo in the home run derby, which is right now
as we're recording this. Thank god, I'm taping it. Now
listen to listen to what he says. Go ahead, play
mad Dog Russo.

Speaker 7 (01:07:18):
It took him because of the home run derby.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Participation, that right, participation he knows well, No, I think
that's just a flub. No, no, no, that's a participation. Yeah,
I know that he knows that too. You don't think
he knows that. I think he just he just fumbled
his words. Some of your favorite people fumble their words

(01:07:41):
every five minutes. It happens. It happens when they're old
and they have a stuttering problem. But they're not sportscasters
on MLB networks about Granger. Okay, So at the end
of every commercial for Granger, it says call or click
Grainger dot com. Play the clip and I want to
ask you a question about it Grainger dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
Or stop buying for the ones.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
Who get it done. What website do you click? You
don't click ESPN dot com, pom Clickgrainger dot com or
stop buying for the ones who get it done? Terrible
commercial does now do you click? A website? Leaves people
in confusion. If I want to go to CNN dot com,
do I click CNN dot com?

Speaker 2 (01:08:21):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
Like? What? Right? Click? Okay? Now this commercial the other
clip with the word golden in it, Yes, I do. Okay, Now,
this is a commercial that I'm telling you get so
much hate online because it pisses me off. And I
looked online at people tweeting at the company who fucking
hate this commercial. There's Reddit threads people hate this commercial. Okay,

(01:08:42):
So this is a known commercial that airs everywhere, and
it's everywhere constant. Now, it's not a bougie place. It's
not a Mexican place, it's not a Spanish place. It's
the Golden Corral. It's it's the low end buffet that's
all over the country. Sure. Now, don't get me wrong,
I love the Golden Crowd. I mean low end, Like,
it's not expensive. It's the kind of place your dad

(01:09:03):
would go to with me that you wouldn't go to. Okay, Now,
in this commercial, now scary if you and I were
at lunch with someone who said, Hey, I'm gonna have
some mozzarella, we might say it's mozzarella, right, We would
correct them gently. Right. So I want to get to
picture this commercial. There's a family of I think, two

(01:09:24):
young girls and a mom. They're all Hispanic and a
and a white girl would freckles. Okay. The white girl
says the name of the food she wants, and these
other three women attack her, attack her and make her
say the words the way they want with an I love,
I love a good accent. But listen to the commercial

(01:09:46):
and see if it wouldn't rub you the wrong way,
if if these were your friend.

Speaker 6 (01:09:51):
That's what I say, hard and you on rolls.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
The father jumped in the whole. I never heard that before,
and it's for Golden Corral. Oh, carne asada, it's that's
what I say. The sister, the father, the mother, Harney,
I did it, and you don't roll on. I'm sorry,

(01:10:23):
but if you're getting your food at Golden Corral, it's
carne asada. Yes, that's my point. It's not you're not
getting this nothing legitimate. And there's nothing real or authentic
about the at Golden Corral. It's fucking steak. There's no
there's no.

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
They're like, you gotta roll, you gotta say no. You
don't know, especially a Golden Corral buffet. You imagine you like,
I'm going to get some pepperoni pizza and you're like
your Tinian friend's like, no, it's a pepperoni. And then
the mother goes, he's a pepperoni. Attack this poor girl. Yeah,
they ganged up on her, but good look I understand
if she said it's called aren't a sayda right? Because

(01:11:02):
you didn't say it right. You go, no, it's carne sano.
You're like, oh, I didn't realize that's how you pronounce it,
but they might as well have taken a bat to
her head. No, it's economys. Yeah, I just want to
go get my five pounds of mashed potatoes and my
endless shrimp and some other shit on a plate. Leave
me alone, don't attack me like I heard the first time.
The whole five family members are like, it's conon me.

(01:11:26):
Holy shit. You gotta see that. You gotta go on
Twitter and read the comments that the people of tweeting
a golden corn. I love it. I gotta see Marshall. Okay,
so I want you to hear this. I'm gonna play
me talking. Listen very carefully, listen to my voice.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
My name is David. I'm from Brooklyn, New York, and
sometimes I get a little bit of a Brooklyn accent.
I'm a comedy writer. And let's see how well you
can replicate my voice. Now did that sound like me?
That sounded yeah, that sounded exactly like you. Well, let's
play it again. Hi, my name is David. I'm from Brooklyn,
New York, and sometimes I get a little bit of

(01:12:00):
a Brooklyn act. Okay, that sounded just like me, right, yeah, yeah,
I went to an AI website. I typed that in
and it spit out that shut up. It made me talk,
It made me read like made me read it like
a three or four sentences, not those words. And you

(01:12:20):
typed in those words and typed and yep. Hi, my
name is David. I'm from Brooklyn, New York, and sometimes
I get a little bit of a Brooklyn accent. Holy
sh I'm a comedy writer. And let's see how well
you can replicate my voice. We are that is not me.
We are fucked. People are gonna start taking us and

(01:12:42):
making us AI. You realize this, well, that's what I
just did. Anyone who could take our off them, You
could teach AI by taking our audio off the podcast
and make us say whatever you want. That's dangerous, extremely dangerous.
And thank you for giving that weapon to the slices.
Thanks for giving This is not new. Deep fakes have

(01:13:03):
been idea. I'm telling you, I finally tried it myself,
and I'm like, holy shit, that's me. Holy shit. To me,
that sounds just like me. Does this sound like the
Brooklyn Boys Beastie Boys song that we did? That we well,
before you play that, I promise you slices, I'll tell
you about the stupid girl I met at Target. Next episode.
I apologize. Okay, boys, Boys,