#303: Dora The Restaurant Explorer

#303: Skeery feels like a perv for liking his friend's daughter's beach pics on instagram; Brody's neighbors have crazy ideas about saving and not saving animals and pests; Skeery's restaurant dinner was ruined by a rambunctious kid hopped up on sugar; the "lose weight" machine Scamboni; Embarrassing video of Skeery rapping at a party is out there somewhere

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boy, Start Up,
Brooklyn Boys, start up, dot Up. They making noise dot Up,
start Up, dot.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Up, Episode three oh three, the Brooklyn Boys Podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Say it the same photo backwards. I love it.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
It's a palindrome, absolutely, And yet the word palindrome isn't
a palindrome. Isn't that wild? It's like the word phonetically
is not spelled with an F. That's crazy because I
have a Sonos system and Sonos is a palindrome.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
S O n O. If that's I don't know how
that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
It's no, but it's not. It's not only a palindrome
backwards and forwards. It's the same thing upside down. You
turn the word Sono's upside down, it reads so nos.
You can't. You can't invert it, flip it, smack it up,
flip it, rub it down. Oh that's amazing. S O
n O.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
S isn't that wild?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
And I think you and I got our Sonos systems
from for the same way?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah we did so so yeah, so so why does it?

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Why isn't the word for that sonos and that paladine
and not palo? You think you think when a word
has spelled the same forwards and backwards. Well, because sons
isn't a word, it's the name of a brand.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yeah, but who created the word palindrome? For palindrome? Why not?
Why wasn't it called sons? Agreed?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Well, that's why I said. Why isn't phonetically spelled with
an F? Phonetically it means to spell it the way
it's exactly, and phonetically is not spelled the way it sounds.
I mean it's based on the word phonics. I get it. Yeah,
And please don't start with the drive on a parkway,
park on a driveway thing, because that's explainable, right, all right,
Well we're talking about letters and sounds. I could have
been in a whole heap of hot water today, Brody,

(01:46):
I you and hot water? How could that be? What
did you do?

Speaker 3 (01:50):
What did you say?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
I'm on the radio today. You know our boy Greg
t the Jersey kid, of course. Yeah, so he was
posted he's posts off to do a new Jersey Now, yeh,
that's big thing.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
I'm casually scrolling through his through my feed, my Instagram feed,
and all of a sudden, his daughter Jada in a bikini,
pops up on my Instagram.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Like a consecutive like three, you know, three pictures like
like kind of like you know, like a slide show.
Would you follow? You follow her account or he's posting them? No,
we follow each other. No, it's it's her. Now you
follow his daughter? Yeah, her daughter follows me. But but
that's besides the point. This is the bigger problem.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Here is this.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Okay, what you didn't like the picture, that's the thing.
I did not like it. Here's here's the here's the problem.
I know I know Jada since before she was born.
Well that's yes, we all do. And so she's thirst
trapping on a beach somewhere. These aren't just like, oh hi,
it's me on a beach. It's her, Like, yeah, she's posing,

(02:57):
she's eighteen. But then the thing is this, I can't
like the picture of Rody. How am I gonna like
her pictures? I did everything I could to stop my
because I'm a I'm a scroll, I'm a scroll, and
like her, I go scroll like like like like like
you know, I'm a like.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
A like a like a like a.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I just can't go up the because I like to
just give everybody love. I'm like whoa you know, It's like,
you know, the cartoon with the brakes. Oh yeah, thank god, I.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Didn't like it.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
But the weird part is, am I crazy for not
liking it? Am I am? I? Is it all in
my head? Because I'm thinking perception is reality? If I go,
if I liked God forbid, I like that picture, what
would people think that are watching that seeing that picture?

Speaker 3 (03:46):
It'll be liked by Scury Jones and others. But you can't.
You can't.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
I'm looking at the pictures now. You know what's funny.
I'm not gonna say her name. Obviously you didn't say
her name, did you.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah, but she there's somebody else with her name on
Instagram because it happens and we have mutual friends following
the other person by mistake.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Oh but anyway, Yeah, I'm looking at these pictures. Dude,
she's a pretty girl. Yeah, but you can't like them. No,
you can't know.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
No, this would be this would be crazier if you
actually like them.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
The weird part of this to me is I she's
I think it's weird you're following her. I think you
need to unfollow her. Okay, that's gonna make it even
more awkward. That was my next question.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Dude, She's not going to know you unfollowed unless yes,
Come on.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Dude, everybody knows. She's gonna be like, why is uncle
scary unfollowing me? She's going to tell her to ask
her dad, why is.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Uncle scary following them?

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Hold on, hold on, she has a she has well
over a thousand followers. She would notice she probably has
one of those programs everyone does. All the kids, do
they know if you wouldn't follow them or not? All
the kids?

Speaker 3 (04:53):
That was me. I used to do that. Yeah, you
used to do that. All the adults. Oh, the brodies
you do that? You you? You?

Speaker 2 (04:59):
You should be following her anymore. Dude, she's like seventeen
years old. Same thing happened with Scotty's daughter Ashley. She's
posting stuff all over the place at the.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Beach, so you gotta I have to go out of
my way.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
No. The thing is, I've liked her pictures before that
were just regular, wholesome, no wholesome family fun pictures. Hold
on a second. Hold on, Okay, if what's the reason
you follow? What's the reason you follow a celebrity on Instagram?
What's the reason you follow anyone? You follow?

Speaker 3 (05:27):
What's the reason.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
I don't have a reason.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
You want entertainment. Why does anyone follow anyone on Instagram?
It's a great question.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
You follow them to see their content, right, You follow
to see their lives. You follow to see what they're
up to. Here's the problem, though, But no, no, no, no,
you can't. I can't back out of this parking space.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Though it's too late.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
You can't her.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
You have to like scott Okay, you have to tell
brag you don't feel comfortable.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
In the case of Scottie Bee and his and his
daughter's Okay, if if it's him with his daughter in
the picture, sure I'll like it because it's safe.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
You his account. You shouldn't be on her await is she?

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:06):
On his account?

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Right?

Speaker 3 (06:07):
You should not be following?

Speaker 2 (06:09):
All right? Okay, so a while ago he posted his daughter.
Find out you're following my kids accounts, I'd be upset.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
I'm not. Don't worry about it. I'm not trust me.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Uh but but whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
They're not attractive enough to follow? Is that what you're saying?
My kids are gorgeous?

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Okay? Wait a second, you're trying to trap me in
both ways. I can't win. So now, so now, if
I don't follow your daughter's right, if I don't follow
your daughters, you're you're offended.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yes, I'm offended.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
If you because you don't think that they're attracted to follows,
I'll be pissed off at you. You'll be offended, So
I can't win.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Hold on.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
A few weeks ago, great daughters are of age now,
Greg t posted one of my other buddy, Jason posted
his daughter at dance dance recitals or something, and I all, fine, No,
she's like sevent Okay, dude, once they get into bikini age,
you got to stop that. And then i'm I didn't.
I didn't don't get off. No, no, don't get off.
You need to unfollow. No, I didn't follow. I didn't

(07:11):
like the pictures, or I did like it because we're
on his account, But don I'm like, are you giving
me permission to like it? Because you're posting these like now,
it's weird. So if the dad or mom posts the
pictures of the kids at their dance were silent, it's
just bizarre. I just I'm I'm more about how people
are gonna view me. I don't want you people thinking
of me as oh pervy, scary like that picture.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
I let me ask you a question. Ask your question.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yeah, you have a scroll through instant stories or Instagram
pictures without looking at who's posting.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
You're just looking at the pictures and the pictures all
the time.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Let's say now you follow a lot of women, few friends,
co workers, people.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Just whatever. I mean, I follow listeners, listeners follow me back.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
I just let let's say Sabrina carpenters at the beach
ye and she posts like bikini shot, Like what like? Okay,
hold on, Sabrina Carpin, I will like it from the
neck down, puts up a bikini picture. It's attractive girl.
She's old enough to like, oh hold on, stop talking.
And you're like, oh, that girl's got a nice chest.

(08:13):
You're a very pretty BIQUI oh she oh a nice picture, right,
and you like it yeah, And then then you look
at the name right and you go, oh crap, it's
great T's daughter. Well do they get a notification if
if you liked it and then you unlike it, and
then they see the like.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Is not theation goes that's right.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Okay, But then my point is, for a split second,
you could see a girl in a bikini, think it
might be someone that it's cool to look at, but
it's actually Greggd's daughter, and you have to go, oh fuck,
that's what happened in this case. Oh okay, that's my point.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
You need to unfollow right away because one of these
times is gonna go what a nice ass?

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Oh shit. But some people say that you admit it.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
You have you have accounts on Instagram, you Google, you
have Google accounts.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Madison Beer.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Who Madison Beer, Madison Beer. Okay, so Madison Beer's bent
over at the beach. You're like Madison. You look up
and it's great To's daughter. No, no, that can't happen.
Of course.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
I'll give you a for instance. I'll give you for instance.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Last night I was scrolling Instagram stories, uh, and I
came across.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
You know, you know, your tap tap tap to you
see when you like. Yeah, so I'm I'm.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
Tap tap tapping, and I'm like people I like, but
I don't care for this. I don't care what they
ate about.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
And I see a video and it's it's about a
bird that's following a cat and every time the cat
stops to turn around, the bird turns like, I'm not
following you. It's hilarious. Only one of my friends would
ever post that. And I looked up and yep, it
was Bethany from our show. Right, Okay, I but I
but my point is I enjoyed the video before I

(09:53):
looked up and noticed it was Bethany.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Right, Okay, you are going to enjoy a mid drift.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
You are gonna enjoy a bikini line, a tan line,
a thong. Stop it, and you're gonna go, oh look
at oh fuck you have.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
If she's gonna be posting.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
And by the way, the fact that you called her
pictures at the beach in a normal bathing suit.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
You said she's posting thirst traps, Well that's what.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
The fact the fact that you now talk about great
T's daughter and pictures of her thirst traps you need
to unfollow her. Yeah, I mean, but that was just
an observations she posted, Like, there's no other reasons she's
doing that. I'm like, because I know people with the
method behind the madness people.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Hold on guys have never posted pictures them at the
beach just because guys post thirst traps all the time.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
Dude, She's like six seventeen years old with a cute,
adorable smile on her face, going look at me.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
I'm at the beach.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Stop it boobs up. No option issue is yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:50):
I like that. You know that right off the top
of your head, you're on her. Well, I'm just saying,
I'm just I don't know what to do. This is
a really okay rough spot because minute, by the way,
hold on, I'm more.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
You gotta get up more and more of my friend.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
I'm at the age now where my friend's daughters are
becoming of age.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
They're turning eighteen and going to college.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
And these are just innocent accounts that you knew as
a kid, and now they're growing up and and it's like.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
You gotta you gotta pull the rip cord. You gotta
ta you gotta tag out.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Well, So then I guess the question, the ultimate question
is I guess you already answered it. But my question
is am I?

Speaker 2 (11:29):
And I asked us on the radio this morning to
my coworkers, I mean, am I crazy? Am I overthinking it?
That if God forbid I liked it? Or if I
should have if I liked it? Because she's looking for likes,
is would people look at me, look at me like
I'm a pervy, creepy guy more so than they do now, yes,
And what was the consensus this morning?

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Yeah, that Danielle.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Danielle was like, yeah, well, I'm just analyzing who liked it,
and it's basically all her girlfriends. And if it's like
you're just all her girlfriends and oh uncle Funkle scary,
well yeah, because don't forget you're you're, you're you and
I are both blue check marks on Instagram, right right,
so our ship pops up more. Yeah, So if you
like it, it's gonna be like, oh, like by Scary

(12:12):
Jones and eleven hundred others, right or whatever your name
is gonna be first.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
You gotta get out of that. You gotta unfollow follow.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
She reached an age where you need to unfollow when
she was when she was eight, she was putting drawings
on the refrigerator like, oh look, look, dude, I'm gonna
support Greg D's daughter. She's no longer Gregg's daughters. Now
I know, I know, And this is the this is
the first time this is happening. And with Scotty Bee's daughter,
this has happened a couple of times too with my buddy,
my other buddy, Jason's daughter, Like these.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
These girls, and again, are you following Jason's daughter?

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Because dude, I followed them from from ute with kids?

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Why would you follow? Why would you want to look
at pictures?

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Because they follow No, because they follow me and they
follow you. They expect me to somebody on Twitter yesterday
was like someone on Twitter followed me yesterday.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
You know, hey, I followed you. Can I get a
follow back?

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Fuck?

Speaker 3 (13:01):
No, I'm somebody job to follow you. They follow people.
You want to see pictures to me? Listen to me.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
It's bragging rights for them. It's a cool factor. It's like, oh,
so you want to be the cool guy. I got
Scary Jones following me?

Speaker 3 (13:13):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
You think she tells anybody her father's greg t You
think she needs to tell people that she got Scary
Jones to follow her.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
They think it's cool, The kids love it.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
It's you think that's what she was thinking of those
pictures on the beach.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
And I can't believe you're making me rethink Instagram now
and this is and TikTok, like you know, people can
go look at you follow list right right? So you
want them to like, look.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
At your follow list and see that you're following Uh,
little girls in bikinis.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Oh my god, it wasn't meant to be that. I
want to know what the slices think. Leave a talk
back on this. Am I crazy years? Brodie nuts and my.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Hearing father of a teenage girl?

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Is it wrong?

Speaker 3 (13:51):
And it would be more wrong if it was your daughter?
But now talk back? Yes?

Speaker 2 (13:55):
And is it too late for me to unfollow her
because she's gonna get offended now that I'm gonna if
I'm right to apologize, all right, I'll be right back.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
There's one republic I'm gonna. I'm gonna go follow your
daughters on Instagram right now. I'll kill you.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
With sar and Brody. Dude, I can't even follow my kids.
They all have private accounts, so don't even Okay, don't
even bother looking.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
They know better, they know better. Yeah, I'm I am
something else? I am? Hey, am I going to see
you later today? Brody?

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Uh? I don't think so well. Our friend Iz is
celebrating a birthday today.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Have your birthday?

Speaker 4 (14:34):
I naz, Oh, yeah you told me so, I'm going
to be in your neighborhood tonight, but I will not.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
I don't think i'll be seeing you. What time is
the party starting? Five o'clock? Yeah, I gotta uh, I
have to.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
I'm seeing my daughter, who lives not far from you,
my oldest tonight, uh, for coffee and stuff.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
So I want to not be at the party. I'm
not gonna bail on my daughter.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Also, I have to confirm with her that her private
account as private on social media.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
I just gave you some homework. That's not a bed. No,
I know.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
I know that private. They're all private. I raised them
that way because of the job I used to have.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
Right ah. By the way, I have a phone.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Call today with a guy who's very big in radio,
very long time radio person who used to work with us,
doesn't work with it anymore. But I knew him before
he worked at iHeartRadio, and he was instrumental in pushing
me to get into radio and to quitting my job
and starting at ZE one hundred for no money.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
And I haven't spoken to in a while. I have
a phone call with him today. I'm very excited. I'm
just throwing that out there. I reached out to him
I'm like, wait, what's going on? He said, Oh, we
should can't catch up. So I haven't spoken to him
in like ten years.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
All right, But the man whose fault it is that
we have this podcast?

Speaker 3 (15:56):
All right?

Speaker 4 (15:58):
I want to I want to talk to you about
animals or living creatures that aren't people.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
Right, No, I want to get your opinion, bees or squirrels.
I'll let you decide which I go first with. Bees
Are bees?

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Bees? Okay?

Speaker 2 (16:10):
So when I had a house throughout the year, you
would have different bug problems. You know, we would have
a hornet's nest in the soffitt outside the house, we
would have a wasp nest. Yellow jackets would be living
in the ground. You'd have to get the exterminated to
come spray them, you know, spray the nest, spray in

(16:31):
the holes in the ground. And forgive me if I
got which bug wrong. But some of the yellow and
black flying bugs that look like bees, some of them
live in the ground, some of them living like crevices
outside and occasionally they would get in the house, so
you'd have to spray to kill them.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Right.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
So you'd think that's what people would when they see
large amounts of bugs what would you do scary bees, hornets,
yellow jackets, wasps? Kill them if you saw them, kill them? Right,
So a threat to me, and it's gonna st me. Right,
you're done, I'm sorry. So I'm in a Facebook group

(17:06):
in one of the towns I used to live in,
and somebody says, I'm having uh, there's a large amount
of it doesn't matter, let's just say bees. Okay, we'll
call them bees. A large amount of bees in my backyard,
and it's they seem to be breeding.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
I have a lot of bees. What should I do?
You know?

Speaker 2 (17:28):
So somebody writes, well, you know it's really hot out
this time of year, you should put out a bowl
of water for them, because there's probably no water sources
in our area for them to drink out of. And
this soud goes, oh, that's a great idea. You don't
want them to dehydrate, And at that point I'm thinking, yeah,
I fucking do exactly, Yes, I want them to dehydrate.
I want them dead so I don't have to pay

(17:49):
an exterminator to come kill them. I don't want them
when I had a house, I don't want them all
around my pool, sting in me, sting in my kids.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
I want them gone.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Stinging you sting in me?

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Sorry?

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Sweet?

Speaker 3 (18:04):
Yeah, lo jagget Okay.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
So then somebody says, if you put out a bowl
of water, that's great, but if you put rocks in
the bowl of water that are higher than the level
of water, it will allow the.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
Bees to have someplace to land so that they can
safely drink the water.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Oh okay, I'm glad that we're looking after them. At
this point, I'm screaming, what the fuck?

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Why?

Speaker 2 (18:31):
What? What are you making bees like cats and dogs for?
You know, you should put a bed out for the
bees to sleep in. To fuck out of here. I
want the bees off my property. And you are cultivating
a fucking spy resort for the bees.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Yeah, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (18:47):
You know it's a bees world and you're just living
in it.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
This is their world.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
So the first person is like, yeah, no, I want
to get rid of the bees. They're like, no, they're natures.
Their natures create. Sure, we need them for honey into polliniz.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Well, that's that's what I was going to say.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
You know, my respect, honey in my backyard either it's sticky.
The problem is people are going to give you hell
for something like a bee, because if you if you
google all the benefits of having bees and yellow jackets
and and and bugs of that nature on earth. It's
part of the ecosystem, it's part of the circle of life.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
They all have a.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Benefit and if if you were to wipe them out,
things would be off kilter, and then other bad shit
would happen, and it will be a domino effect of awfulness.
So so you hold on, wait, wait, hold on, wait, Okay.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
However, if this conversation was about.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Mosquitoes or rats or things that are looked upon as
vermin or awful roaches and water bugs, then they wouldn't
be trying to create a safe haye for them.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
They would be like, yeah, fucking kill them.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
But with bees, people are gonna they're gonna give you
some pushback. And I could understand their little community there
of why they're trying to protect them, because they feel
they do more good than harm. And so you're the one.
You're the problem. It's you, David Brody. So you think

(20:23):
you think people are looking to save them? Yeah, because
they Okay, okay, so hold on right, First of all,
if you kill a couple hundred bees in your backyard.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
You're not throwing off the ecosystem of the state of
New Jersey. I think you're okay, right.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Second, of all these same people, now, I don't know
if it's the same people.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
I didn't match up names. Another person posted and said
they're having a problem with squirrels. Squirrels.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
What do I do? Sorry, squirrels, No, not squirrels.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Squirrels. No, not squirrels. They're not squirrels. It's a squirrel.
It's they're not squirrel, they're square. It's two syllables, squirrels. Okay,
it is it's not it's not squirrel. No, it's squirrel.
It's all squirrel, but squirrel. No, it's not a squirrel.

(21:16):
It's not astro from the Jetsons.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
Okay. I've always had trouble with that word squirrel.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
Squirrel. Continue, it's too much. Are in your squirrel? It's
too much. Anyway, Now, squirrels serve a part of the ecosystem.
They clean up the acorns, and they whatever squirrels do,
they do so. Another person a few days later posts, Hey,
I'm having a problem with squirrels. They're getting in my attic. Uh,
they're on my you know, they're on my trees. They

(21:44):
a couple of them landed in my pool.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
What do I do about my squirrel problem? So somebody said, well,
you can put out squirrel traps and then when you
catch them, you get a bucket of water and you
drown them in the bucket of water.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
Yeah, so I said, so I'm like, what, wait a minute,
they say people are to save in the bees. They
want this woman to drown a squirrel. So so so
it gets worse. So I chime in, because haven't you
people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?

Speaker 3 (22:17):
Pauls. I was waiting. I was waiting panic.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
So I I I add my two cents and I say,
you know, when I lived in that town, I hired
this exterminator and they trapped the squirrels in a in
a safe cage, and they took them to a park.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
In another town. No, they were they were released. They
released in another town. Right, Okay, Now that seems like
a human thing to do. So whenever we had a
squirrel problem, we were putting an addition on our house.
The roof was left somewhat open, so squirrels were getting
into the attic right because we had we had added

(22:56):
put an edition on that's my favorite book.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
Growing up Squirrels in.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
At absolutely so.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
So we we had like two or three squirrels a week.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
So the guy would come from the past control company
and he would trap put traps in the in the attic,
and when they got caught, he would take them and
release them in a park u you know, in another town. Yeah, okay,
so they wouldn't come back to my house. Here's the problem.
And some of you slices are yelling at your phones
right now or your radios or whatever you're listening on.

(23:28):
A bunch of people then attacked me and said, what
are you a twelve year old?

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Kids?

Speaker 2 (23:34):
It's illegal to release squirrels in other towns. They're killing
them and they just don't want to tell you. Scary Wow,
my past control company was killing these squirrels and I
thought they were just releasing him into the.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Why you really thought that they were doing that? Apparently
it's like the dog is going to live on a
farm story.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
You tell people right, well, when you bring dogs and
cats to a shelter, nonchways, and most of them, a
lot of them are will eventually euthanize and kill them.
That's why I say, unless it says unless it says
no kill shelter. Okay, but but they don't when you
don't when you give a dog to a shelter, they
don't say, we're definitely gonna put this dog on a

(24:14):
farm somewhere. They told me we're bringing the squirrels. No,
you know me, I'm not gullible. I don't normally fall
for this to the happy Home. But I looked it up.
But they don't.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
They don't release squirrels in other towns.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
They killed them, but they kill them. These squirrels died
because they happened to wander into my house with an
open roof. You know, but say they must save the bees,
save the bees my family.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
If yeah, if my family knew that when we had
squirrels in the house, they were killing the squirrels, we
would have been living with squirrels in the attic. Yeah,
we would not have had them killed, which I guess
in retrospect is Okay, we got rid of the squirrels.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
But I feel bad for the squirrels. Yet I don't
feel bad for the bees. Is that because they're cuter
and if squirrels had tails like mice, they'd be mice
and you'd be like, fuck them. I mean, squirrels are
just hairy, fluffy looking rats. Yeah, like like to me,
like all rats, rats, All rats must die. In my opinion,

(25:11):
what's one of my favorite thresh metal songs? If it
looks like if it's a little mousey thing, you know,
I don't know, you want to kill a mouse too?

Speaker 3 (25:19):
Would you kill to kill? But he's the thing.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
I want the bees dead. I don't want the squirrels dead.
And yet the people in the town I live with
want to be They used to live. They want the
bees alive and the squirrel's dead. They have no problem
with You know, this mirrors real life. It's it's the
same way we regard hot people versus ugly people. Right,
because while you're referring to Greg T's daughter roaches, now
I'm talking about like roaches and water bugs, vermin rats,

(25:44):
ugly disgusting but separated dugs.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
Bugs people like, oh, let it crawl on my head,
look out cute. It's yes, it's still a fucking bug.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
It's cute.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
You don't kill lady bugs, you don't kill butterflies.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
And if you put if you put wings, ugly wings
on a water bug, right or or ugly wings on
a caterpillar, you'd be like, oh, that's gross. You put
pretty wings on a on a thing and you call
it a butterfly. Butterfly, it's a butterfly you put. But
if you put like devil wings on a roach, you'll
be running for your life. You know what? You know what?

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Let the caterpillar live, but kill the slug. Kill the worm?
Why don't kill the slug? Where's are going kill the worm?
What I bring with?

Speaker 2 (26:22):
It's all subjective, everybody. This is no different than your
town Facebook page, which you know trying. But except for
the fact that they think bees provide a service to nature.
I don't know what. What doesn't a drown a squirrel?
But what does squirrels? What do they provide?

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Squirrel? What do squirrels provide for us?

Speaker 2 (26:44):
They clean up the acorns in your backyard. Oh so
you got that's free labor pretty much. But what are
they easing for the environment because the acorns can be
sitting there? They don't The acorns aren't really you want
me to google it. But the acorns if they sat there,
who gives a ship? Don't they become part of like
the earth? Isn't there like, don't they self recycle somehow

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if they fall on the floor in the grass.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
Squirrels are an important member of the forest ecosystem and
can help sustain and expand plant communities because they do
seed and spore dispersal. Ah, they bury nuts and seeds
in the soil, which then grow into trees because they
often forget where they are, so you're you're also trees
yea even and they forget where they plant it, so

(27:28):
they become trees.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
So you're a fucking our ecosystem by killing these squirrels.
But not no, unbeknownst to you. Okay, I'm sure there's
some women in the Midwest that grew up on farms
that could do this, And I don't mean that in
a bad way. But I don't think the average thirty
five forty year old woman living in New Jersey is
going to take a squirrel and drown it in a
bucket of water.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
No, because this guy suggested it. Now, that is brutal.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
That is, although I feel like we have a couple
of listeners who might be able to do that, Like
I think that the Bronx and Brooklyn, Yeah, you might
be able to do it. I think I think as
be able to do it, but most of our listeners.
I don't think Jimmie from Queens would drown a squirrel.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
I want to hear.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
I want to hear some talkbacks on that on where
do where do you draw the drown a squirrel? Now?

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Where do you draw the line?

Speaker 2 (28:12):
MJ? Is it dead?

Speaker 3 (28:13):
I think it's dead. I'm not sure if it's dead.
Is it dead?

Speaker 2 (28:16):
I'm not sure if it's dead. So kill the bees,
which I don't think you should. I think you should
keep the bees. I think I let I want to
give them a rock garden to playing well, I wouldn't.
I wouldn't promote their hir ability.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
I mean people build bird houses for birds. What do
they call those things?

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Like?

Speaker 4 (28:35):
Uh, when you put it in a pool, it's it's
called oh, it's like there's a word for it. It's
an it's like an element, but you put it in
put whatever. Anyway, it should build one for them, like
a waterfall, but like a whole, like a cabana system
but like.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Cool off and nasty creatures also share those houses with
those birds and things.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
A feature that's a feature feature? Yeah, yeah, okay the
bees and not fuck this?

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Ohs podcast, We will be right bad. You're a very
feisty man, David Brody. Well, when it comes to animals, yes,
I have a dog story for you later, story about
about seeing eye dogs, which is gonna freak you out.
So somehow I got into a conversation with the people

(29:22):
on The Big Show about.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
About people's the Neig Show doing. By the way, the
Strand Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Great. Elvis just celebrated his sixtieth birthday, right, yep, Actually
it's Monday, Monday's and sixties.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
It's I know when his birthdays. And yeah, party everybody
everyone was there.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
Look good.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
There was a big surprise party for him. Uh, we
surprised him last weekend.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
That was kind of cool. A lot of people were there.
Look look like a fun, fun party.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
And uh we got into a conversation about the rating
system and rating people dating.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Well, okay, for whatever reason, people have to take exception
to everything I say. And I don't know if it's
by design or maybe I'm crazy.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
But because people don't speak in the language that people
used to speak, and you still speak.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
That way I speak Brooklyn Eese.

Speaker 4 (30:14):
Yeah, and most people speak that way in private amongst
their friends, but in public you can't. You can't say
that girls a seven anymore, well, because you're objectifying and
rating a war.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Right. Well, okay, so that's where the fund comes in. Right,
It's about dating up versus dating down, and using the
number system in context with it.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Here's here's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Conversation that that morning show has had seventeen times. Well, yeah,
but it's a little different these days. Right, So if
I'm gonna I'm gonna start with with me, okay, because
it's probably easier to describe it this way. If I'm
a five or six, Okay, let's just say I'm a
five or six in the looks department, but I have
no baggage, like, no kids, I've never been divorced, and

(30:56):
I have a very good job with some perks.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
My number might go up, right, My number might go
up to somebody of course, yeah yeah, yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Other people.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
So it's like a lever.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
You know, your number can go up and down based
on not just looks, but what else do you have
going in life? And it could be you could be, like,
I don't know, a millionaire, right, with great looks, but
you've been married four times, so you have a terrible
track record and right.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
There's different things that attribute points. Right, so maybe your
your your number goes down.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
So Jeff Bezos is not a great looking man, right,
He's worth hundreds of billions of dollars.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
All that said, the problem we have in society why
so many people can't link up is because people who
are fours, fives, and six's not just in the looks apartment,
but what you bring to the table. Let's just pull
it the whole package. People in the whole package, the
entire package. Oh but you could involve your personal package, right, Okay,

(32:00):
but fours, fives and sixes, yeah, are trying to date eights,
nines and tens. All right, Well, every tennis player wants
to play someone who's better than them, but the people
who better than them.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
The don't want to play them. Right, Well, that's the problem.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
The eights, nines, and tens are busy dating other eights,
nines and tens because they're dating. They're dating nines and tens.
Like the eight's want nines and the fours one eighths.
Correct the issue an eight that wants a four. The
problem is if you're a four to five and six,
And that's where we got to go, and that's you
can go six, seven, eight, you can write, you can actually,

(32:35):
But the problem is there are people that are four
fives and sixes that are looking at you. The four
fives and sixes are trying to date you, but you're
not looking in that direction. You're looking at eights, nines,
and tens. So you're looking over here, off to the right.
Someone's looking at you. You're But meanwhile that person can
be a great match for you. Those file four fives

(32:56):
and sixes should be people on your radar, but they're not,
you understand.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
So that's why.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
There's so many there's so many unhappy people in this world.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
I think, well, there's so many unhappy shallows people. Right.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Well, if you're dating, dating, dating everything, people you know.
But I'm saying that if you're a woman who or
a guy who has kids and has been divorced and
you know you're looking for to date, you're not not
going to date you. Hold on, hold on, Let's not
make it that having kids and being divorced are negative.

(33:32):
They're not.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
See they're not. I never said see this is where
people are gonna get, but.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Don't give me and then say don't see these are
hypothetical things.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
All right, if someone's not looking first.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
But the thing is that person then complains they've been
single for three four years, and you know what you're saying,
they should lower their standards. Guys, screw all women, you know,
screw you know.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
I've so.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
But but I'm like, well, maybe you should be looking
in your arena. Maybe you should be looking in your
range of number. And I'm not again, we're not talking
about specific like looks four, fives and six is okay,
we were going we're using the number.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
You're gonna hire guys richly. Guys are higher up in
points and yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
So my question of your world, So my question to
you is, how do people how do we solve this problem?

Speaker 3 (34:23):
How do we solve this?

Speaker 2 (34:23):
I look at it this, I look at it this way.
You are dating someone who is much more attractive than you,
and I mean that as a compliment to her. Okay,
but you have fame and money, so that brings you
up a couple of points.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
Right, so I can play in that arena.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Right, But if you lose your job and your money,
you fucked exactly her. You know she's gonna be good looking,
at least for twenty years. I'm not yet, and if
you love her, she'll be good looking forever. I don't mean,
by the way, I don't mean to pick on no,
but you, but you dated up, but you have package.
The reason why I bring this specific example up is

(34:59):
because we're we got We've got a phone call on
the air from a woman in her fifties who had
This was a real life situation, So women in her
fifties trying to date guys now. And she's like, and
she had you know, she she's a single mom, and
she's just upset and pissed off at the world because

(35:21):
she can't find a guy. And I'm I'm thinking, there's
probably ten great guys right under your nose, but you're
not looking at them. You're looking at the unattainable guys
that are looking at.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
People who are on their level.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
They're you know what I'm saying, You're looking up and
they're looking up that, you know.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
What I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
So so yeah, so I wish I could have given
her advice, but instead I got clobbered and said, like,
what do you mean she sure she's if she wants
to date guys, it's nine and tens. She should absolutely
get to date them. But I'm like, but that's not reality,
that's not reality. They're not going to go for her.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
Okay, you don't know that they're not going to go
for her if she's willing to say stick it out mate,
first of all, but.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
She said she said nothing but bad listee. Her Her
point was, I've had a bad line. It's just like
it doesn't work, it doesn't listen.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
She's not going to lower her standards, right.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Define lowering your standards rather than lower being reasonable about
your situation.

Speaker 4 (36:30):
Okay, Let's say you're in the job market, right and
you'd like a job for two hundred thousand dollars a lot.
So you wait, Yeah, you wait, So you wait and
you wait and you wait. You keep hoping, hope and hoping,
and you even find one in that range. Then you're like, okay,
you have a choice to make. You can either take
a job for seventy five thousand, because you've probably got

(36:52):
a better shot at doing that, or you can say,
I'm not going to give up my standards now as
the world around you crumbles and you who go fucking
bankrupt waiting for that that that big payroll. Right, you
may get desperate and take the job at McDonald's because
you're like, no offense to McDonald's because you're like, oh crap,
I'm never going to get that job at two hundred
thousand dollars, so I better take something. That's your response. So,

(37:15):
but people have different levels. Some people like, I'm not
working fast food.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
It's hard to have this conversation without offending people because
we've just infended McDonald's with people and women in their
fifties with kids.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
There is nothing.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
I always said it because if that's what you want
to do and what you can afford to do, what
you trained to do. The only reason why I brought
that up is because it was a real life scenario
that happened, and I was sitting there biting my tongue,
and I'm like, comparison to the woman, the woman would
rather the woman would rather hold out for the for
the eight. She doesn't want a date of four, all right,
but what you'd got to be alone? Right?

Speaker 3 (37:49):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (37:50):
What young hot stud in his thirties thirties or forty, No,
that's that's who. The kind of guys she was dating?
What young hot stud in a thirties in his thirties
and forties is going to be looking at her like huh,
I won I don't know.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
Maybe maybe she's a funny, interesting person with a lot
of with a lot of world knowledge, and maybe that
thirty year old thinks maybe maybe sexually romantically she's very advanced,
and that she might be saying wonder full hang out.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
With all need to be realistic about. Plus you could
beat her at most sporting events.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
I'm just I'm just saying that the world would be
a better place if we all just took a step
back and realized what we all bring to the table,
what what are what are what are my positives?

Speaker 3 (38:37):
What are my negatives? What are my shortcomings?

Speaker 2 (38:40):
And then maybe, you know, maybe she live happier if you.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
Know, if she realized she's if she realizes she's miserable. No,
if she really she's like, oh, you know what, I'm
going to live a better life. I'm a five and
I have no hope of attracting anyone.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
That's where I don't want this conversation to go on
a while.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Would want me?

Speaker 3 (39:01):
I want It's not worth what I want happiness.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
But I'm fishing in the wrong pond, you know, I'm
trying to I'm trying to like take it, be up
at bat in the major leagues.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
But again, I don't want to see this is what
this is.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
Ok everybody, let me ask you a question, because you
have a very strong someone out.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
There knows what I'm talking about.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
Let's say let's say you were single, right, Okay, okay,
and you meet this girl and she's funny, she's a
great cook, she has Italian food.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
It's very romantic, all right, she's wore, Oh my scurity.
Do you have a long day at work?

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Numbers are, numbers are rising, couldn't couldn't be any more thoughtful, caring.
But she's ugliest, sin and missing teeth, and she has
her boyfriend's name tattooed on her neck.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Numbers are going down.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
But but this woman makes you happy and about you
and and is a great cook. And you have to
be attracted to somebody. There's laws of attraction. You need
to be physically attracted. Oh oh oh, so when it's you,
you have to be physical attracted. But when some woman
on the phone fucking you should date some fuck it
creep is oid.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
No, I'm saying she's ignoring.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
She's ignoring people who probably are giving her a lot
of attention. That's what I'm saying, sometimes ignoring the answers,
the front feto on her neck.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
I'm not trying to say to strive and reach out.
I'm saying you would just reach for the stars. I'm
not trying to say that. I'm not trying to say,
don't do that. Scary.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
Would you date someone on your level? Take out your
job and your income. You're just scared. You're just Anthony
Skeary from Brooklyn. You look like you will, you live,
You have your interests and my goal if if my
goal was to get married and have kids, no, find
a relationship. Find If my goal is to find a relationship, yeah,

(40:57):
I would find it eventually on my level. Legit podcast, Hey,
what's funny? Okay, buddy, No, I'm shaking during the commercial,
Broty and I have a screen to each other. So

(41:18):
during the during that little interlude, I show you struggling.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (41:23):
You?

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Okay? There? Okay?

Speaker 4 (41:25):
So what the slices don't know and you do know,
is that we went to the commercial break, my phone
rang and I got a call back motivation.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
And then you just muted me. I'm like, what the
hell is going on.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
So you know, you know when you call companies and
they say press one to leave your phone number and
get a call back when we're available. Yea. So two
days ago I left the call back with New Jersey
Motor Vehicle Services the d MV basically, but they.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
Don't call it.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
They called you back two days later.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
They called me back just now during the podcast. By
the way, sounds about right.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
So let me let me tell you. Let me tell
you what happened. Worst agency on earth. Motor vehicle.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
So my wife and I have two cars, and we
got a car for our daughter and my wife's car.
Although I went and bought it, I mean I did
all the work and then negotiating. We put the loan
in her name because at the time her credit rating

(42:20):
was a little higher than mine and she got a
better rate. Sure, so technically she's financing the car according
to bank records.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
Okay, great, all right, anyway about I don't know. Six
months ago, we were changing insurance companies. I think I
told you this, Geico was way more money than other companies.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Go for your money. My wife and I are both
on the registration of the car, were co owners of
the car, of course right, and it for whatever reason,
putting the insurance in her name was cheaper.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Fair enough, okay, it was cheaper.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
So we decided when we switched insurance companies to put
the car to the insurance in her name. And I
don't ever drive her car, like ever ever drive her car.
I have no need to drive her car. Not enough,
not enough that legally I need to be on the policy. Okay,

(43:27):
like once every six months, I might say, listen, I
need to bring something big home or whatever, and I
need She has an SUV and I have the Dodge charger,
so the.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Car is in our names. But now we canceled the
insurance on it, and then she took out insurance in
her name.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
So I get.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
An email, an email, I get a letter earlier in
the week that says, our records indicate you don't have
liability insurance on the car and your your registration is
going to be suspended if you don't send a copy
of the insurance card with your name on it proving
that there's insurance on the car in your name, and

(44:05):
is one hundred dollar fine to re establish the insurance. Okay,
So my question to motor vehicle and I don't want
to have to make an appointment and go down is
to just it says, if you have any questions, call
the number in Trenton, New Jersey, the capitol. So I'm like, God,
here's what I want to find out. How do I
easily explain to them in an email or a fax?

(44:28):
And is it legitimate that the insurance is in her name?
The car's in her name?

Speaker 2 (44:33):
But even though I'm a co owner, the car is insured,
there is liability insurance.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
It's all legal, it's all.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
Good because I can't prove I have insurance for the
car because I don't.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
She does, do that makes sense?

Speaker 2 (44:48):
So far?

Speaker 3 (44:48):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (44:49):
So the woman calls me back and she says, yes,
I'm calling about the suspension pending on your car.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
I said, listen, here's the situation. I tell her the situation.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
She says, well, the suspensions in you So you need
to put the insurance in your name. I say, okay,
But hypothetically, if my wife is if the car is
insured in my wife's name, does New Jersey legally require
me to be on the policy?

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Sir?

Speaker 4 (45:17):
In order to get the suspension removed, you need to
be on the policy. Okay, I get it. But the
suspension was a mistake. How is this intention of mistake?

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Sir? You don't have proof of the sure No, no,
it's a mistake because the car's ensured. Forget about the insurance.
Forget about the suspension. Let's say that doesn't exist, but
it exists, or I can't forget that it exists.

Speaker 4 (45:37):
It's a hypothetical, ma'am. Let me just get the hypothetical
question out. Well, how can I discuss hypothetical if you
face suspension? Forget the suspension.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
Let's pretend the suspension never existed in this conversation.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
Can we agree on that? Don't mention the suspension, sir.
Please don't tell me what to do. I'm not telling
you what to do. I'm asking you nicely to put
it out of your mind. Don't bring the suspension for that.
Let me just ask my question. But whatever your question is, sir,
it's going to involve the suspension.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
No, it's not. No, it's not.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
I want to know if in the state of New
Jersey it's legal for my wife to have insurance on
the car in question and me not be on the policy, sir,
in order to get the suspension. I'm not asking you
about the suspension. It's turning into an Avna Costellar routine.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Yeah, who's on first, sir?

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Sir, you're getting loud, I said, I'm only getting loud
because I'm calmly trying to explain, and you don't seem
to understand what a hypothetical question is.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
You don't change the parameters of a hypothetical. That's the
point of the hypothetical. So I'm asking you.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Would we be in trouble if the suspension had never
happened and motor vehicle was aware that my wife had
insurance on the car right and I wasn't on it.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
Would that be okay?

Speaker 2 (46:53):
Sir?

Speaker 4 (46:56):
If you want the suspension removed, you have to be
on the policy. You're not listening to me, Sarah, I'm
gonna put you on hold. No, don't, don't put me
on hold to punish me.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
I just want to know. I'll put my name on
the insurance.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Get the suspension removed, and then take my name off.
Just tell me if that's legal, Sir, if you want
your suspension removed, I said, you are like talking to
a wall.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Yes, I said, you're not listening to me.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
Just let me ask the hypothetical question without mentioning the suspension, Sarah,
I'm going to put you on hold, and she puts
me on hold, and then I can't.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
I came back and I said, I'll be right back. Scary,
hold on right.

Speaker 4 (47:38):
She puts in hope for like eight minutes, which I
know is a punishment. She's putting me in time out. Scary,
She's I'm a grown man. She's putting me in hoping.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
That you would come to your devices and you would
blow the steam has been blown off. You'd have time
to think and and and actually rearticulate yourself.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
Okay, in a more calm way, I went. I went
through three phases while I was on the first phase
was fuck her.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
I'm more mad now than I was before. The second
phase was I gotta calm down. If I want this
woman to do the thing I want her to do,
and you need her on your side, you can't lose her.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
Right Then I realized I don't act.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Then phase three was I don't actually need her to
do anything because the fact of the matter doesn't change
whether she likes me or not.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
The fact is it? What is the law? So then
I was like, fuck this woman.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
When she gets back on the phone, if she gets
back in the next five minutes, I'm gonna tell her
she can go screw herself and I'll just call back
on Monday.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
Fuck it.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
So she gets back on the phone and she says, sir,
I said yeah. She says, I did some checking, and
you don't need to be on the policy. Just submit
proof that your wife has a policy.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Ah. All of a sudden, Oh, I was, rah, So
you don't need to be You don't need to be
gloating about it.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
Oh no, I do, I do, because you wouldn't listen
to me. And I was right. I was right, Brody
was right. I didn't sing. All right, all right, that's great.
She said, would you like to email address?

Speaker 2 (49:09):
And I said so, I said, do you mean the
long involved the email address? Now scary, I have the
email address? I said, yeah, I'll take the email address.
So she says it's U M dot info. I said,
was that EM or N? She says it was M.
I said, okay, dot info at I go AT so
I said at like at no the symbol at. Oh right, okay.

(49:32):
Then she says m VC. I said, was that N
as in the Nancy no envy? And I fucking harassed her.
Then she says dot NJ dot g O V. I said,
you mean like dot GOV. So I fucking dragged it
out and bothered her giving me the email address.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
Oh that's your revenge. That's my revenge. I turned it.
I don't think she's going to over it. But no
she's not.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
But I felt better about it. As long as you
feel good about yourself, that's all that mat What is
the point. It's like, I say, scary, hypothetically speaking, scary,
you need to grow it all grow at a tattoo
on her neck And you're like, well, what if she
doesn't have a tattoo.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
No, no, no, no, it's my hypothetical. I create the world.
If I wanted reality, I wouldn't be creating hypothetical. Hey,
hypothetically if my wife no, no, this is suspension. She couldn't.
She couldn't comprehend that. I wanted to ask a question
that didn't. So that's what I was doing while you
were sitting there making faces at me, you brick.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
I couldn't imagine what was going on.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
He was acting out my facial expressions and my arms
waving awesome, And there's no video of it because he
didn't hit record, So.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
I should have unmuted my mics. You could have heard
it all.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
Holy shit, my life happens in real time in the
middle of this podcast.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
All right, calm down, No, it's gonna be.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
It's gonna be a right brody, it's gonna be.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
So we were talking earlier about that surprise party for
Elvis last week, which was by the way, I'm sorry,
her name was Sue, fuck Sue, thank you sorry. Yeah,
the surprise party. Yeah, uh so it.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
Looked like fun. Let me point that out one more time.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
It was it was like seventy five people I know
or knew used to work with. A lot of people
who were with at the party don't work there anymore.
It was good, good fun, look great.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
So at this party, I got drunk, I got sweaty,
and I started rapping to Biggie and man Oman What
Biggie juice, Biggie juice. It was all a dream. I
used to read Word Up Magazine song Pepper Heavy d
Up in the limousine.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
That is the only Biggie song you could sing.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Hanging pictures on my wall every Saturday, Rap Attack, mister
Magic Mully mal So anyway, okay, can I just say
right now, how awful that was. And if you were
drunk when you did it, it must have been one undred.
Well I was drunk and sweaty. And there's three different
mom spaghetti, three different No, that's differ, that's Evidem's that's

(52:04):
slim shady, wait to shaggy. No, it's on the sweating already.
Mom's spaghetti. That's yeah, let's lose yourself. That's a call
back of course last episode. So anyway, so yeah, so
so there's people out there, three different people on video
that that have this, that have the video of this,
three different angles. At the time, I was feeling myself,

(52:27):
I was in the moment.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
I was I was.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
Happy, buzzy Scary Jones doing his thing on the dance floor,
rapping to Biggie.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
Well, now i'd.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Like that tape destroyed, But I got three people to
go through to try and get.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
To see this tape. I gotta see this.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
This video is embarrassing and I can't believe that it's
out there right now. And someone posted a clip of
it like a like a little blur, and thank god,
it was on their story and it was one of
those friends people that not too many people like on
the show. No, it was just like a little inner
circle of people follow but not like the masses.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Well wait, wait, wait wait. There was someone at the
party that a lot of people don't know and is.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Well, no, that is friends with Elvis and friends and
friends with a couple of us on the show. And
I'm like, oh my god, I'm no please no, So
I just let it, let it happen.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
I let it go.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
But there's a very someone in our company was a
very heavy. Uh, she's a she's an industry heavy. She's
a an industry important person of very high rewards, higher
higher US awards.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
Yep, yep. She This person has video of me.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
She is a she is somebody who could really sync
me with this video. But thank god, because I've been
monitoring her feed all this time, she's.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
Not that kind of person. She Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
Anyway, she's far too professional to post it. I'm going
to reach out to her. No you're not, No, you're not.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
I might have to email harr and ask it for
the content. Thank you. I know it is Juicy, mat
I know, I know she was at that party.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
Juicy by Biggie Great great song brings me back to
the mid nineties.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
It used to be a great song.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
But it's wild how in the moment, maybe you're a
better you're a better singer rapper, and you look better
doing it than you actually are. No, because yeah, the
video camera, Yeah, those cameras tell all anyway.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
Oh, so it wasn't just a dream.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
It was not.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
It was not. It was it was it was, it was.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
It was a reality. But I wonder, have you had
any embarrassing video of you? Yes, that's out there, yep,
yep of what what was it? My parents friend's son
who was at the times probably six or seven eight

(54:58):
years younger than I was at the time, So maybe
I was, uh, maybe I was twenty twenty one and
for some reason not drunk at his bar Mitzvah. I
grabbed the mic and sang Paul Revere, oh boy on
the mic.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
But Eastie boys, that's the kind of shit I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Yeah, I mean, I sang it along with the music.
But I for some reason someone said, oh, David can
single knows the words of that song. And I got
up and I in front of everybody, and I did
moves and dance moves, and it was terrible. Slices on
his bar Mitzvah tape. I love that Slices. Here's your
chance to shine. Leave you stop the fighting, leave your

(55:43):
talk back of the story of the time that you
have an embarrassing tell us about the embarrassing video that
exists of you out there.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
Give us a little little thirty second try not to
do two three, four in a row.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
But I don't.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
Don't leave a URL with the with the we address
out to find it. We don't.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
We're not gonna go watch it. We even talked back
about the time. And we want to hear from new slices.
Let's get some new people in the mix here that
you've never been to the cart if you've never ever
ever left a talk back for us before through the
iHeart listen to the iHeartRadio app, click on that microphone,
hold it down, whatever you have to do, and let
us know about the video out there, the embarrassing video

(56:23):
that exists, all right, and tell us a little bit
about that. Thank you so much because and we'll play
them back on Slice time next week. Scar.

Speaker 4 (56:37):
Speaking of how people listen to us, did you know
that seventy three point five percent of our listeners listen
on iPhones?

Speaker 3 (56:48):
Yes, I knew that because iPhones rule the world.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
They really don't not the world, well, iPhones by the
United States. By the way, android phones now out sell iPhones.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
Yeah maybe worldwide? Right, great?

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Yeah, not here Samsung Samsung fifteen percent. Yeah again, Samsung
is one brand, it's not doesn't represent all Android phones.
It's fifteen percent. And then the other other is insignificant numbers.
So roughly three quarters of our audience's iPhone, and of
course about a six of our audiences is Android.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
But that's right. But we knew this already.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
We knew this.

Speaker 4 (57:25):
Lead people, right, those are the elite people anyway. So
listen on iHeartRadio and leave us talk back. Yes please,
I've got.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Uh, what what do you got, Brody? I've got a
dog story and a scamboni. Oh, I'm gonna get the
scamboni jingle. Can we get that on here right now?
Get that scamboni on? Yep.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
I love a good scambony.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Ooh scamon?

Speaker 3 (57:59):
What do you got Brody?

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (58:01):
You're on the TikTok of course I am. Now, I
don't know if these are professional people that work for
this company or it's one of those where like you volunteer,
so they let you sell it for them and market
and they give you money.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
There's a new trend.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
If you scroll through your you know you're for you
page like oh random shit around or shit.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
You stand on what looks like a scale.

Speaker 4 (58:29):
It's a flat thing and it's not flat, but it's
it looks like a scale but thicker, and it's all
I haven't seen any men doing this, so I'm assuming
that the market is for women.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
And it's all women in like jim shorts and tank tops.
And they talk like this and it's a great product
and you can lose, it breaks up fat and cell
you light and and it's yours only eighty five ninety nine.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
That's intense.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
Basically, it's a thing that vibrates you and shakes you
in one place.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
Really, they talk about it.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
I'm gonna send you a screen shot right now, scary
hold on, okay, I'll send you a screenshots.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
You can see it. But you're saying you're saying it's
a scamboni though.

Speaker 4 (59:10):
Okay, And they're like, oh, you could do how many reps?
And all you need is a fifteen minute workout every day,
And they're making it like it's a great piece of
gym equipment that you don't have to exist if you
have sore aches and bones. You know, no matter what
your age is, you can you can use it.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
It's just a shake thing. You don't lose weight by
getting your body shaken. Everybody's looking for a quick way
to lose weight. This is not This is a scamboni.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
Oh look at this.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
These are like those you know what this looks like.
This looks like those contraptions from the nineteen fifties where
a person would stand still on like a treadmill, shrap
around their waist right, and they will like shake the
blubber slices slices. If you were if you bought one
of these, it's okay to admit it.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
Leave us a talk back. Let us know you you
know that you bought one. So she's standing on it
looks like a scale.

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
It looks like a like a scale, but a little
higher off the ground, like it's thicker, like it's got.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
A motor under it. I'm going to ask my person
about this today. It's a scale with a motor under it.
But all you're doing is shaking like you're on a
like you're.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
A polaroid picture. Okay, you can't be losing weight. That's
not how weight we're we're breaking up fat and cellulate. Okay,
you break up fat and cellulate.

Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
You know what it does. It floats in your belly.
It doesn't go out of you. It's such a and
all these girls and women are like, do it. And
so if I clicked on one, it's down my algorithm.
So I keep getting these videos. Yeah, you can't get
out of that. That's a hell is vortex that you're
in there.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
So I just want to.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Alert you shaking violently, eat less, eat healthier, go to
a gym like Scary's doing. And by the way, I'm
down twelve pounds in the past three weeks.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
I'm meant to tell you look really good. Thanks. I mean,
not where I want to be.

Speaker 4 (01:01:00):
But I'm gonna lose another the ten twelve pounds and
I'll let you know how that's going. But I'm not
shaking on a vibrating scale. Now, look, ladies, if you
enjoy the vibrating scale, don't get me wrong. I'm all
about it, you know, I'm you know, I'll watch that video.
But if it's a weight loss thing, no one last

(01:01:21):
thing about TikTok sure whenever women are on TikTok. Guys
hit on them always, and there seems to be a trend.
And I don't know if they're young kids. I don't
they they.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
They use pickup lines, like the hackiest pickup lines is
if they're original.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
Uh huh so.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
Uh this one guy writes, you wouldn't win a beauty pageant,
but you've won me over.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
Is that? Is that a positive? Is that a compliment?

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
That's why that's she's.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
There?

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
Yeah, but it's like saying you're not very attractive, but
I dig big women.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
Like yeah, he's like, that's a backhanded compliment. Yeah, And
I got another one for you. So I'm gonna start
writing these down as I see them. But uh again,
in my for you page, this girl is uh promoting
I guess a curling iron and she's a straightener ye,
and she's straightening her hair and she's like, oh, I

(01:02:25):
got this hair straightener on Amazon. And she's straightening her
hair and this guy writes, hey, girl, what's you up to?
So I commented, I go, she's literally straightening her hair
in front of you.

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
What do you mean? What is she up to? Are
you watching it? She's straining her hair in the video
saying I'm straining my hair with this new Amazon.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
It's just somebody who wants to participate in the conversation but.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
Has nothing clever to say.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
Right, hey girl, what you're doing her hair? It looks
kind of obvious. That's what she's doing, Like that's your line? Yeah,
hey girl, what's up to TikTok is video? Right, it's
showing you what she's doing. So before I got upset,
I kept scrolling. You know, I scrolled pretty literal everyone's Yeah,
I can't watch lives by the way, TikTok and Instagram Live.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
It's just the content the IQ of some of the
people in that room.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
It's awful.

Speaker 4 (01:03:18):
That's where I get content from. I sit down and
I will get the stupid people.

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
Did we talk about the absolutely rude family with their
root little Door the Explorer little girl at the restaurant
that I was at with my boy Will last week?

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
I don't think. I think we recorded the podcast and
I went out to eat the dinner that night with him,
so we didn't cover this.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
You co this. I have a question, yea, are you
calling her the Door of the Explorer girl? Because one
she's Latina, Two she wore pink and purple, pink and purple,
a purple to a h swiper b pink and purple.
She wore pink and purple. Oh yeah, well orange and orange,
and you know the Dora colors with the Dora haircut.
She had the Dora haircut, and she had that was door.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
Was she holding a map? And the map? Yeah, I
love it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
And and what kind of backpack was she wearing? No, no,
she had the glasses, but she keeps all the cool stuffs.
She had the haircut, but no, here's the back backpack?

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
Come on, you even know sing long scary? Do you
remember that? Do you remember the time when you were
a young parent with your three young children? Remember that? Yeah?
Sure of course. Okay, when you guys used to go
out to dinner mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
If you guys were obviously at a family friendly place
that welcome kid.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
That's where you took the kids.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
Right because you knew they might act up, they might
be climbing all over the didn't take them to five
star restaurants because that's not what they want, right, But
was there ever a time where you did well, you said,
we're going to adult tonight, We're all going to be adulting,
and these kids were bringing them with us, and we
will be and we will behave and we will act respectable.

(01:04:56):
Not to my knowledge that we ever did that. Those
are the same people who bring babies to movie. All right, Well,
there's a restaurant Hoboken which is awesome and it caters.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
To I mean, you could bring your family for brunch.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
You could bring a family if you if the family
behaved this This was a Thursday night, Yeah, senior citizens
special because I eat early right five or six o'clock
at night, early bird got it. But there was still
quite a bit of people coming off work and hanging
out at the bar.

Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
And it was it was mainly adult.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
It was mainly adults, a lot of women, a lot
of guys in there, you know, couples, and me and
my boy Will and to the left of us, to
left of me, to the right of Will. If you
want to be really particular about it. There was a
family of three. Okay, the door of the this door,
the explorer girl was standing on the chair, was jumping

(01:05:54):
up and down. Was was she couldn't she was so fidgety,
she couldn't sit still. And the parents allowed her, which
they did allowed her to get off the chair and
run back and forth through the restaurant. Now there was
a coal oven not more than eight feet from this girl.

(01:06:15):
This was a coal oven pizza place. They called it
the corse, the reach it no, but they call it
the hot hole. I mean, it's it's the hot hole.
It's it's it's that you dated her in high school,
didn't you twelve hundred degrees in that fucking thing. Okay,
This girl was running back and forth through the restaurant,
through the bar area and then sliding into second, sliding

(01:06:37):
across the floor, running back and forth. There were waiters
walking by with big trays, hot plates. I mean, this
is a place that serves you cast iron, scalding hot
shit right out of the hot hole. And people were
carrying them and and the parents paid no mind. Every
once in a while the mom would get up and
be like, hey, so and so get back here, and

(01:06:59):
the girl would come back. Then they allowed the girl
to get on top of the banquette along the back wall.
It was one continuous banquette and run back and forth
on the bank at like on top of the on
top of where people sit their asses, where people sit,
And she's running back and forth, stopping back and forth

(01:07:21):
across the whole bank at across like six tables.

Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
She's exploring, Yeah, and me and my blast don't look
at each other.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
Were like one of his purest fucking doone.

Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
Like where's management, where's the stand? All forget it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
It's one of those places where you know, we can't
parrot your kid. We're not going to tell you what
to do. But when the child is running across the furniture,
it was met with smiles, Brodie, it was met with
smiles like ah, the waitress like bent down and says, oh,
you're so cute because she was she was a little
kid gets injured, the kid gets injured, they're going to
sue the restaurant. Of course, I've never heard of a

(01:07:58):
restaurant allowing that it was so mad. And it wasn't
and we're not talking about this is not Let me
just break this down for the slices.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
This was not a family friendly restaurant.

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
This isn't Chuck E Cheese, It wasn't even Applebee's. Yeah,
you've made that clears to ask your question. If you
were there were robbing on a date, don't you want
your money back? Well, that's where you come in, bro
You know, Will and I just ate our meal, we
you know, with our shitten grins on our faces, and
then we got out of there.

Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
That's not what shit in green means. What does that mean?

Speaker 4 (01:08:31):
Shitt It in grin means like you you you have
a secret?

Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
You you, we had a secret. We want to kill
this kid.

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
So you had a fake smile on yes, We're like,
oh yeah, Well we got out and we then we
got out of there. But after we walked started walking
down the block, we both said to ourselves, what would
Broty do? Would Brody you take advantage of the moment
and say that his dinner was ruined.

Speaker 3 (01:09:01):
Because the one I'd say, Will and I were on
a date and he ruined it? She ruined it?

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
Oh, because that's believable. Why Will wouldn't date me? Why
he wouldn't date up? A?

Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
But where's the where's the monetary loss there? Like I
want to hear you justify this.

Speaker 4 (01:09:20):
Oh, we we were on a romantic evening. We chose
that restaurant for a specific reason to have a quiet,
nice romantic night. This is the kind of restaurant and
I would hate to leave a Google review saying that
this is not a not an upscale restaurant, that it's
more of a chuck E cheese environment.

Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
Absolutely, but your experience was ruined.

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
Clearly, it was ruined.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
Scary. You're bitching about it now, I know, well, I mean,
I have no one else to bitch Joe as it is.
You hate kids.

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
Oh, I see using the podcast event because no one
else wants to hear your I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
This is my therapy session. What are you talking about?
This is a podcast? What are we doing here? Yeah?
But I can help.

Speaker 3 (01:09:59):
That's while you're laying on a couch.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
I say, so, okay, all right, I just I feel
like if I was a here, couldn't hear you, You
couldn't hear the conversation with the person you were with
because this person's running around, screaming and jumping around. I
really don't think it was gonna fall and break her head.
I really did. I thought she was gonna cut herself.
They were cut There was cutlery on the table, These
tables were pre set. There was cutlery on the tables.

(01:10:22):
There was glass on the tables. You're gonna knock something over.

Speaker 3 (01:10:25):
Be honest. Was there any point in the evening where
you were hoping she fell. No, I'm not that rude.
I'm not I'm not that I'm not that evil Brodie.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
All right, well, then, based on our previous commercial conversation
in this podcast, be honest, are you following her on Instagram?

Speaker 3 (01:10:39):
You're an asshole? Or the explorer in a bikini? Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
What should I do? BRODDI shul I unfollow, Yes, you
should don't follow. I just I just I'm trying.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
I might have said I might have said something personally
to the parents, but yeah, but really I said.

Speaker 3 (01:10:58):
Referred to his door, the explorer.

Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
But I would have said, excuse me, trying to have
a nice evening here, can you please ask your daughter,
you know, to stop running.

Speaker 3 (01:11:05):
Around the rest?

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
What that does? That's confrontation? And then that who knows
how this dude would have reacted? Okay, because if they're
bad parents, how big was the dude I could have
taken him? Okay, So maybe that maybe that maybe the
father's a pussy and that's why he won't talk to
his kids into doing the right thing.

Speaker 3 (01:11:22):
Or maybe you're that bad of a parent, you're that evil.

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
Not that this guy was some macho guy he would
tell his daughter to sit the fuck down. It's the
kind of person that if he doesn't control his kid,
he's the kind of person that.

Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
Would pick a fight, guarantee. No, he's the kind of
person that can't control you either. Yeah, And I don't
see it that way.

Speaker 4 (01:11:40):
I just a guy who can't control his wife is
going to take his anger on her, control his wife.
What I said, by the way, I already interrupted myself.
What I'm what I'm saying is if a guy feels
like not me, I would never control my wife.

Speaker 3 (01:11:53):
Not not that I even could, but.

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
The kind of guy who believes he should be able
to control his wife or at least keep her in line.

Speaker 4 (01:11:59):
You know how people talk. Not me, that's the kind
of guy that would punch you right.

Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
Like I can't.

Speaker 4 (01:12:05):
I can't get her to shut up? Someone to shut
you up?

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
Again. Not the way I speak it, not.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
The way I know right now, I know hypotheticals, hypothetical, hypothetic, right,
I'm like the motive vehicle.

Speaker 4 (01:12:14):
I like the motive vehicle. I understand hypotheticnology. He's more
of an analogy hypothetical. But anyway, my point is the
guy who can't control his kid sounds like he's too wimpy,
and I don't want to upset her anything.

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
Maybe she is. It's not going to punch you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
I just I'm wondering for parents, how can you be
so lackadaisical, or how could you be so how can
you just because they.

Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
Don't care about other people scary.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
There's people in the world that don't give a fuck,
or they think, Hey, my kid's just being a kid.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
Other people have kids, they'll understand it, but.

Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
Not in that environment. Be your kid could be a
kid in a playground, not in a restaurant.

Speaker 4 (01:12:51):
It's one thing if you have to bring your kid
or like you're at a blessed you at a baseball
game and your kids rambunctions. Baseball games are family friendly.

Speaker 3 (01:12:57):
Different.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
You don't want your kid jumping on the seats, but
if it happens, you go, all right, the kid's excited
in a baseball game, I get it. You go to
a fine dining establishment. Will let yelp gives three to
four dollar dollar signs you should not be bringing your
small child and then allow them to run around. Well,
you could bring your.

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
Small child as long as your small child, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
Can behave Yeah, we went to Okay, So if your
restaurant on a scale of one to ten and fanciness
was let's say a seven and a half, would that
be fair.

Speaker 3 (01:13:25):
Yes, we took our kids to sixes and six and
a half's.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
Yeah, and they sat nicely, they ate nicely, They didn't
chewmaking noise, They didn't reach across the table and reach
across people's plates. They were raised with table manners. No,
I can't tell you that my daughters don't curse a
little bit. I can't tell you that, you know, they
don't tell the average person to go after themselves.

Speaker 3 (01:13:46):
Occasionally they have my attitude.

Speaker 4 (01:13:49):
But when it comes to manners, my kids didn't run
around restaurants like animals.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
No, absolutely, it's just I blame it squarely on the
parents and then secondarily on the restaurant for jumping in.

Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
But to care for it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
I probably wouldn't et there again for fear of that
happening again. Yeah, well, it's all good, But you hate
kids more than I do, so I feel like you
probably kids. By the way, did you ask the parents
if the kid was calling? Yeah, I said, yeah, this
was a colleague kid growing up, because that's why she
behaves the way she does today.

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
Right, and also how many Instagram follows do you have
a scary Johnes following her? I'll tell your story next week.
I'm sorry, yeah, please.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
I didn't expect The Door the Explore story to interrupt
Boys Boys