#307: Jerkin GOFF in a LaPORTA Potty

#307: The comment section on anything you post is ruthless; Skeery had a nightmare flight home from vacation and Brody is screaming for free dessert; The boys go over basic rules of Fantasy Football and dumb team names; Brody got jealous of Skeery's next vacation so he wrote about it

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Start Up Up, Start Up.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Brooklyn Boys, Start Up, Brooklyn Boys, Start Up, Up Up.
They making noise Up, Start Up Up.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Episode three oh seven, The Brooklyn Boys Podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
You technically played the wrong opening song? Wow which one? Well,
you took a vacation, Yeah, yeah, and we're supposed to
play the Boys are back in town. The Boys and
the Boys are back in town. Shit, So I need
to hear that. Can you get that ready for me? Please?
How I mean? This is our last vacation until December,

(00:42):
So I thought, we, you know, play this bay We're
back in town. Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. No,
it's not yeah, it's it's the full book, the most
important ratings period in radio. We're not in radio, We're
in podcasting. This is a different no, no, no, no,
not us in radio where you still were. Yeah, it's
it's a known fact. It's callte You get in your
seats after Labor Day. You're in your seats straight on

(01:06):
till morning, which is Christmas break, because it's it's the
ratings period when everyone's listening to radio. It's the most
important time of year, is the fall book. That's why
they give away jingle ball tickets. That's why every radio
station gives away big things to get you to listen,
because this is it. So no vacis, no vacations.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Oh contrere, mont frere. I mean now, now wait a second,
this wasn't my idea. But we yeah, I do have
a vacation coming up, another one, another one, not my
doing vacation?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Doing you mean give another vacation coming up?

Speaker 3 (01:36):
We've got a couple of different vacations coming up. Well, well
Thanksgiving holiday, right, you see your dog he's even aware of.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
This, that he's pissed the blue. I don't I don't
undert I don't understand you just having any more vacation.
And then the what was I never had a vacation
between September and December.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Ever, what was Columbus Day weekend is now Indigenous People's
Day on the Monday on the day. Yet, so we're
off there for that week. It's not Mike Goods and
this is what what's what's up? But you know what
I mean, another vacation, another one. This is your eighth
week vacation, all right, So I'll save the boys. You're
back in town from when we come back from that one.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
We'll tell you what I in in in honor of
your another vacation which I did find out about.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah, thanks to you, I wrote a little song. Oh
so you're fucking holding it from me all this time?
Wait a second, I mentioned this on on the Slice Time.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
What do you do? What do you have amnesia? No,
it's for people who didn't he have Slice time? You
ready he might be song? Here we go? What boys
back for Ceptember? It was no more vacation till the
senator scary.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Over, He's gone and knocker on one in October.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
See you knew this already. I told you this.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Scarry's got another say station from all of his radio station.
We thought Christmas would finished them all, but he's got
one more in the fall.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
By sis. All the rage scary shows.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Of beet on a plane miss much shats he's a
way a Peaks vacation is insane.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Not to the people in Europe.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
His shirt was so far way too long. Thought he
was sexy, but he was long. Thank god he didn't
wear up song. Fourth quarter scary going strong.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
There's more, No, that's it, that's it.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Thanks appreciate you softh quarter scary Okay, you can shut
it off. Shut up, shut it off. You you've got
the control. Yeah. Sorry, Yes, I actually did an editor
that I played the wrong one.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
That was the long road that Now, why did you
write that? Was that jealousy?

Speaker 6 (04:04):
No?

Speaker 3 (04:04):
I just you know what, I'm the voice. I'm the
man of the people. Everybody knows that.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
I know the voice of the.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
There's not one motherfucker out there who wouldn't take every
ounce of vacation they.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Were given, if they were given it. It's not okay,
not my fault, just saying it's a lot of it.
It's not my fault.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
I mean, listen, you know, if you can get what
you can from your organization and where you work, negotiate
what you can and take every last day.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
You have to, you have to well.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
And you cannot tell me you're gonna leave anyone listening
to the sound of my voice right now, you're telling
me you were going to leave vacation on days on
the table and allow them, No, allow.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Them to me. It doesn't mean the slices, and I
don't have to be upset about it. Listen.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
You could cry all you want, but I'm so sorry.
I'm I like, I want to tell you because I'm
not trying to be able to make it up vacation.
I'm not trying to be a bulleger an asshole.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
But there's not a radios there's a morning radio show
in the country that takes vacation between September and the bullshit.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
And first of all, a lot of morning shows now
go on vacation for the entire month of December and
don't come back till January fifteenth. They take a month
of That's.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Fine because no one's listening to radio, no one's waking
up at that time. I understand that, but not in October.
October a big ratings period slices. I just well, you know,
I'm here for you, and so I know now you're
not going to paint me into a corner like that.
You're not gonna make it look that way because you
into a corner, you'll be at a resort. What's the

(05:42):
difference what corner you're in? Listen and plus, hey, guess
guess what. We're all getting older. And I looked at it.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
I look at a map. There's a lot of places
in the world I haven't been that I want to go,
So why shouldn't I try and go The Hm, you're fine.
He've been going I have you been going to the gym?
You didn't go to gym today. You canceled your gym.
I canceled my gyp. See that's right. Why don't we
Why don't we talk about that? Why don't we highlight
that to the slices that I had it?

Speaker 1 (06:08):
You want credit?

Speaker 3 (06:09):
You want credit for giving up working out so you
could talk into a microphone. Yes, because the slices are
expecting us to produce an episode, and here I am.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Why would I look? Come on, so I canceled my worry.
Do you want to gattled working out? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Okay, I canceled my fucking workout today so we can
do this. Sot, look at this. I'm risking my health.
I'm risking my health for the slice.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
I was gonna eat water I was gonna eat water
bugs today, but I didn't have time to do that
end the podcast. So I decided, you know what, not
gonna eat water bugs today. I'm gonna do the podcast
for the slices. Wow, that's what you want? You want credit?

Speaker 3 (06:41):
I want fucking credit, absolutely, because you know what, I
gonna shut you down, brody, But like you know what,
I'm just gonna go work out.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
And here's what you gotta do, Brody. I was about
to go to on a pizza tour today to the
greatest pizza places in the New York area, paid for
limousine so far around town. But I said no. Oh
h sitting in a car with Olivia Rodrigo eating pizza.
But I said no to that because I care about
my slices, not the pizza slices, the slices who listen.

(07:10):
So I gave up the pizza tour. The limbo of
the show far and Olivia Rodrigo rubbing my thigh.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
That's that's for the people. Oh, I gave up working out.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
What you hate doing? No credit? What's on your phone?
That's more important. You're not gonna give me credit. I'm
not giving you credit. Okay. Were you googling what I
can get credit for? Google them? What you can give up?

Speaker 4 (07:33):
No?

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Well, you googling how to get a pizza tour with
Olivia Rodrigo? Scary gunn You had Olivia Rodrigo Sabrina Carpenter, Oh, Olivia,
the correct answer was neither. You're fifty years old, but
they're both of age barely and by the way, if
you're fifty and dating a girl as the same age
as Sabrina, go God bless you. You did something right. I'm

(07:56):
just giving Scary Jones ship because you know he's got
a girlfriend. He should be straying with his eyes and
his mouth. What's my thoughts?

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Wait a second, just because you have a girlfriend, I
can't look.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
No, no, no, no, you can look. It's when you say stuff,
I can't. It's it's like, you know, it's like when
you go on great T's daughter's Facebook page to Instagram page. No, no,
that what which?

Speaker 3 (08:20):
By the way, I hit I hit her just for
some resolution. You don't hit girls.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
What are you talking? H I hit her.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
I hit her from my feed closet somewhere like one
of those slices hit me up on the side and said,
here's the best solution out of this.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
You don't want to.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
You don't want to, you know, get her angry or
upset by Well, I'm giving the slices credit your.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
When you said you hit her, my first instinct was
that you put her on a shade somewhere from.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
My feed, So now I don't have to see any
nothing comes up ever, and uh, unless he posts her
and and that's it, and then and and I don't
have to unfollow her, so you know.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
You admit you don't trust yourself. You're having thoughts. No, no,
I'm not saying that. I'm just saying it. I don't
need doesn't need to be in front of me. I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
There are other things that I need to be seeing instead,
like more cat videos and.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Uh yes absolutely, And I'm just I love you. I
love go ahead, No, no, you go ahead. I love
I love videos.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
I love the videos that that that turn into the
comment section where they show you the comment section.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Some of those are so offensive.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Yeah, I saw another one involving a cruise just now,
and I only saw one. Oh god, it's like, really,
there's one cruise line that's just getting abused on social media.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
People will just.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Say anything in the comments without having any repercussion. All
of a sudden, the world that we live in today,
which happens to be a much more politically correct world
and less tolerant of snowflakes and humor, that world doesn't
exist online.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
For whatever reason. Let me tell you, the comment section
is fucking brutal. Well, it's keyboard Warriors and plus most
of them, don't use their real names. It's all like
Travis nine four seven two six five three four nine.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Oh so they're all, yeah, but can't their IP addresses
be tracked?

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Doesn't he doesn't?

Speaker 3 (10:13):
The point?

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Yeah, but if you call people on a cruise ship
an awful name, no one who on a cruise ship
is going to track them down.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
I get cruised the cruise, but I mean you, the
thing is stuff. Really, I went, I'm like, oh, I
can't look at this.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
I click off of someone. My social media is my
real name, right, it's at David Brody and Instagram and Twitter,
and uh, you know, so I have to be careful.
I tell you. Though I did something I don't normally do.
I got into it. There was some discussion the post
had nothing to do with politics, and I made a
comment about liking it. I was like, oh, I really

(10:49):
appreciate that, and then someone was like, oh, you only
like that because you're blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blahlah blah blah blah blah, like attack
me for political beliefs, which I hadn't expressed the political beliefs.
So I was like, oh, yeah, well, clearly you're a
blah blah blahlah blah blahlah bla bla bla blah blah blah,
which I shoudn't have done with, especially with my real
name and my real account. Oh boy. And then one
of the slices was like, yeah, you go Brody, always

(11:11):
keeping the reels out, telling the truth. So somebody on
a miscellaneous post saw me a slice. Thank you slice.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
I'm not going to shout you out because I don't
want to out you in case you don't want to
be but appreciated my take on the situation, okay, which again.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
I don't normally don't. I don't normally.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Speak politically as at me because it's you know, I don't,
it's nobody business, and I don't really use social media
for that.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
So but I'll be damned if I'm going to be attacked. Yeah.
Oh and by the way, speaking of attack, somebody who
follows you and everyone on the morning show huh and
and almost every big name celebrity yep uh sent me
a I guess they don't follow me, uh or they
don't need more. But for no, I don't know what

(11:57):
they were referring to, but they made a political commentary
about me, and then an insult followed that, and then
I looked at everyone they're following, and pretty much everyone
they're following has the same political persuasion as I do,
which is, you know, uh, so you hate everybody. I
don't know what it was in reference, No, just you
because you're outspoken. Yeah, I you're that one time? Yeah yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Check out your Facebook page. My Facebook page, Yeah, I don't.
I don't post anything political on Facebook. It's all sports
and comedy. Oh in fantasy football right now?

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (12:36):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Did did I send you the world's funniest fantasy football name?

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Yeah? And guess what what before you tell me? Before
you tell me the name, I want to tell the
story about it. So I just formed a third fantasy
football league because the douchebags who were in the work
league I used to be and decided I can't be
in the league anymore. I don't work at iHeart anymore.
So I had to form another third league. So a
bunch of the people in the league are friends of friends,

(13:03):
because I didn't have enough people who weren't already in
other leagues with me that wanted a third league. Okay,
so one person, one person named themselves after this certain
player the name you're about to say. But then they
didn't draft that player, so the team that drafted that
player then changed their team name to this name.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
So apparently this is the big name of the year.
The name of the year is jerking golf in a
Laporta potty. That's for Jared Goff and Sam Laporta, the
tight end to both the play of the Lions they
played for the that's a little more, uh.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
In a Laporta potty. So the people in my league
just called themselves the Laporta Potties. Okay, they kept it short,
but apparently, I guess that's the big name. M Laporter
was a rookie tight end last year, so no one
thought to name their team after him. He wasn't anybody
at that point. He was the best tight end in
football last year. So now everyone's like, oh, he's a
big deal, let's say our team after him. So, yeah,

(14:01):
that's the big name. Oh, okay, all right, I named
mine Scary is on vacation. That's my team team.

Speaker 7 (14:09):
With and Rody.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
I gotta say I I don't have an interest in
fantasy football. This year.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
I turned down all requests invites for what I turned
him down because I just don't have the time.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
You know, are you good at it? You draft all
the giants?

Speaker 7 (14:29):
No?

Speaker 1 (14:29):
I don't. That's not me. I follow the stats. I
know what I'm doing. Who you got Tyreek Hill?

Speaker 7 (14:36):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (14:37):
No? Who got him?

Speaker 7 (14:38):
No?

Speaker 1 (14:39):
You want to get Tyreek Kill if you have one
of the top five picks I drafted seven, seventh, and
eighth in my three leagues.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
We won't get into this because it's boring to some
people who don't play. But but who are who are
the top Who are the top five picks in fantasy?

Speaker 1 (14:50):
If you if you're given okay in round one the
first five people McCaffrey is, of course, Christian McCaffrey is
the first pick by anybody. He's the running back for
unless you're insane. There were people in somebody drafted Patrick
Mahomes third. That's fucking nuts. You can get him in
the fourth round, that's insane. Uh. Breese Hall from the

(15:11):
Jets and Bijon Robinson in the two running backs go
second and third, Your fourth and fifth fluctuate, But it's
usually Tyreek Hill and Jamar Chase, even though he hasn't
signed a contract yet. Uh so that's the roughly what
the top five are in most leagues. But people go crazy,
people draft kickers in the seventh round, Like why would
you add? They're like, oh, people make the mistake. And

(15:31):
again I'm not gonna get to Justin Tucker in real
life is the best kicker in fantasy football in terms
of accuracy.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Right, but because he's a kicker and he gets kicker points,
you probably shouldn't draft him until like round I don't
know ten. No, that's not why you don't draft a
kicker until the next to last or last round.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
That's what I'm saying. The different the difference between the
best kicker and the tenth best kicker is like eight
points the whole year, right, It's it's not It's not
a huge gap, whereas like the top running back and
the worst run or the tenth running back could be
fifty sixty points. Correct. Yes, so who you draft this
kicker is almost irrelevant. And as soon as they go
on a bye week. If you have a bye week,

(16:10):
that means you're off for a week. If you take
a kicker who's off like week five, you got to
drop him to pick up another kicker. Yeah, of course
it don't go on bye weeks like week twelve, And
it is a lot of a lot of women are
getting into fantasy football because of the Roman types that
women don't know what they're doing. Nope, not going to
say that, but but there are a lot of women
that are that are there drafting Travis kelce Like first,

(16:34):
I don't know about that. I noticed people that that there.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
Are women out there who their first pick is Travis Kelcey.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Which who should go in round what? Four to three?
I will tell you there are people that are not
drafting a certain kicker because he offended a lot of
people this past year, and I would have thought he
would have gone higher in drafts, which is which is
ridiculous because the digital version of his name has nothing
to do with the actual person like what they do

(17:00):
in the real world. Like there's one guy on the
Kansas City Chiefs. He was drunk driving and I think
he killed someone in a car actor he damaged injured
people in a car accident. Now I don't want him
on my actual football team. I wouldn't want him on
the Jets, and I wouldn't want him like being my
role model. But as far as fantasy football has no

(17:21):
bearing on the digital person. I drafty. People draft who
they think is good in real life, and they don't
have it doesn't Here's a.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Person who's a fan of a certain team and they're
only going to draft those team members.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Oh my god, there's a guy. There's a guy in
one of my leagues. He knows who he is, Yes
he does.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
He drafts giants, and the giants are terrible, but he's
got to have the like as many giants as he
And there's a guy in the iHeart league that I'm
no longer in. Yeah, who is a Jets fan. Don't
say any more than that, So I don't more than that.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
He drafted Aaron Rodgers last year, like this third pick,
Like you could have wait until round twelve and then
he played like four plays or two play whatever it
was last year, last of four minutes. You can't draw,
you can't play favorite. You can't be like, oh, I
want to draft the guys on my team.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
Now.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
You have to take the best player to help you win,
right always manuck Brodie, We did it.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Whoa man.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
We said we weren't going to do it, but we
did it. We just spent another eight minutes on fantasy football.
That's all right.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
I tried to make it interesting and Layman's terms and
keep it simple. Brody.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
I don't know if this is gonna happen or not,
but I may be invited to Comic Con this year,
New York Comic Con. You may, and not only will
may I be. I may be featured on a live
show at one of the booths at Comic Con. I
went on the radio this morning and talked about the

(18:50):
fact that I have this garbage pil Kid collection.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Did we talk about it on the podcast. I don't
think we did. I don't know if we did.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
Not.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Well, for years people made fun of me because.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
That's not why I had the garbage Pail Kids, which, obviously,
if you don't know, you've been living under a rock.
Back in the eighties and nineties, the original fifteen series
of Garbage Pail Kids, which was a tap take off
of the Cabbage Patch dolls. They had these cards made
by Tops which are basically like the deformed versions of

(19:23):
the Cabbage Patch Kids originally. Remember that's how far back
this goes. Puns and funny names, funny names, so.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Like Adam Baum and he's a kid named Adam and
he's a bomb and he blows up.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Yeah yeah, and it's a picture of him like his
head exploded. That's the one everybody knows. That was on
the cover for eight different e eighties where I mentioned
it right, Adam Bomb.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Is a kid. People, by the way, who make Wacky
Packages who I write for. And by the way, there's
a Halloween edition of Wacky Packages coming out in a
couple of weeks. And I have the most cards I've
had in any set prior. Very nice Brody Brody wrote
those cards. He wrote them. I'll give you details. Yeah,
I did more than that. I'll give you details as
we get closer to a couple of weeks.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
So in the eighties when this was happening, I was
the kid on the block that was collecting them, and
I said, I need to get every car.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
How did you wait a minute? How did you collect
garbage pail kids cards in the eighties. If you grew
up with Nicki Minaj in two thousand and nine, well
I was, I was before my time. It was I
was a we we talked you some kind of time traveler.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
So in the eighties and nineties, when the garbage pail
Kids was out.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
I collected every series.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
I couldn't wait, and I got every series and I
put them all in a nice little album, you know,
so that you know, in the card slots, and I
put them away. I tucked them away in a safe
place for years, all fifteen series. I got every card.
I got the entire collection. And there was even one
card that was a reissued because it was so offensive.
We could say it here. There was there was two

(20:57):
on a cabbage patch doll with two heads, and it
was it was called Schizo Fran. So garbage Pail Kids
Topstore that was a little too crass, so they pulled
it back and they renamed the card. So I have
the Schizo Fran card right. Anyway, that's a rare. One
point is, for years I tried to sell them. I said, oh,
this is gonna be worth money someday, and everyone's like,

(21:19):
get out of here. Maybe you get one hundred dollars,
two hundred dollars. For years, I tried to go to
pond Stars. The people at pawn Stars, Chumley and all that.
Those guys they let the producers left.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
In my face.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
They're like, you're not going to sell these on our
on our Thing Antiques roadshow, nobody would take my shit right. Well,
for some reason, in the last couple of years, the
garbage pail Kids collections have exploded. Maybe they've got an
exposure on TikTok social media. So David Brody, with the
help of you, I got invigorated and I said, I

(21:54):
want to sell my entire garbage pail Kid collection. Well,
on the radio today I was explain to people, Hey,
if you have a collection of some sort, whether it
be some sports and memorabilia, baseball cards, stamps, coins, whatever,
revisit that because you may get some money for it.
Because we found that this collection can be worth thousands

(22:15):
and thousands of dollars.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Am I wrong? David Brody? Are you are not wrong?
Scary Jones? There is value to these and I can't
wait to help you sell them. Put them up for
six thousand dollars and have someone offer me twenty bucks.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
We'll ask me if it's available. I mentioned it on
the radio and someone heard it. That works with comic.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
That's what happens on the radio. Oh okay, oh comicon.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
And they got in touch with me privately and they
want to Actually, they're trying to get me into Comic
Con and trying to get me to feature this on
a one hour live on eBay. Now, apparently, what are
you going to talk about on day live? Yeah, eBay
Live food, so eBay Live apparently good.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
That's not good. No, if you sell your stuff on
eBay Live, I don't get my commiss Oh not good
for you, but good for me? Not good for me.
I don't get the Scary Jones commission for selling your shit. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
So now I'm at a crossroads because I have an
opportunity to maybe go on eBay Live at eBay's booth
at Comic Con and do it live for people there
at the thing at the Comic Con and online on
a weekend in October at the end of October when

(23:29):
they're in New York. Or I could just have David
Brody sell it on Facebook market Place. So I'm at
a crossroads. I'm going to see what's going on.

Speaker 7 (23:38):
Now.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
We already have people that may be interested in this collection, right,
but yeah, a bunch of people have already said, like,
where you're located. I live, I live in the area.
I'm interested. What's the price? But Scary and I we
haven't finalized the price yet, but it's going to be
a big, big price, big price huge. So anyway, and
by the way, speaking of huge prices, scary, I'm very

(23:59):
excited if you I may go to Comic Con as well,
but not as a eBay guest. As you know, I
went as a Wacky Package's guest a couple of seasons. Yes,
she did tops booth right. Yeah, So I'm trying to
sell something on eBay for around sixteen hundred dollars. It's
it's something new when it's unopened. Then I put now
it is in the stores, it's new new, it's sixteen

(24:23):
to eighteen hundred dollars. It's a big ticket item here, okay, Yeah,
so I listed it for thirteen and I wrote non
negotiable because I think three to five hundred dollars less
than retailers are asking. And you're saving tax and shipping
from most retailers. Right, but let's just say shipping's free.
You're still saving tax. Until this is fresh out the box.

(24:45):
This hasn't been touched. No, it's in the box, fresh
in the box.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
No, maybe fresh out the meaning just a fresh out
the store, fresh out the store, fresh in the box.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
It's it's something that was gifted and I we don't
have a use for it. Okay, I got it a
while ago, but I knewhen it's valuable, and it's uh
and it's it hasn't even been open. It's almost as
if it fell off the back of a truck. Right,
so I was. I originally posted it for fourteen hundred
dollars non negotiable. It's available, yep, sounds so what do
I get? Is it available? Of course? Of course I

(25:15):
understand why. Here's a checklist of stupid questions. Right, isn't it?
Does this? I get? Okay, yep, Then will you accept
nine hundred dollars? And I said, you're asking me number
one to take five hundred dollars off, which is over
almost It's over a third of the actual asking price,
and it clearly says non negotiable. She said, I didn't

(25:39):
know if you were serious or not with that. Well,
why would you write that if you weren't serious? Yeah,
she was. I had to try. No, you didn't have
to fucking try. You're wasting my time. I fucking hate
Facebook Marketplace, and I sell shit on Facebook market Place.
I don't hate that much. You're like schizopran yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
Yeah, podcast, be right back.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
I have I have some I have some Facebook issues
that I'm gonna read to you and Scary Jones. I
have a Italian food fight that I've been in that
you need to get involved in. I'm already I need
to know your mm hmm. Yeah, let's go for it.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
So I you want, so we'll do the Facebook thing later,
I will segue out of the Okay.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
So we'll talked about Facebook. Yeah, so let's talk. Well,
this is started on Facebook, but it's Italian food. So
somebody posted a picture of a chicken palm with spaghetti
next to it, and the spaghetti had, you know, a

(26:47):
pool of sauce on top, right in the center of
the spaghetti, so that the white white spaghetti was around
and the red sauce was in the middle. What are
your thoughts on on that presentation? Pasta next to the
chicken palm, sauce on top of the spaghetti, sauce on spaghetti,
chicken palm top of the spaghetti. So and the chicken
palm just has the layer of the cheese on it

(27:07):
and the sauce. About the chicken palm, my question is
about the spaghetti. Got no problem with this is traditional.
No problem with that. Uh yeah, that that seems about right.
So somebody wrote, I don't understand why they can't fucking
mix the sauce in the spaghetti. It looks terrible and
no Italian would ever eat like that. That's a bullshit restaurant.
I'm never going there. That's not an Italian restaurant. They

(27:29):
don't know shit about presentation. You got to mix the
spaghetti and the sauce. No, you don't. You do that
after it's in your plate. So I I you want
me to read what people wrote? So I would love to.
I wrote, Okay, let me get it. So I said,
that's ridiculous. The sauce looks good in the middle with
the white around it, and I don't want it to
look like some three year old took his hands and

(27:49):
mixed it all together. It's about presentation. So let me
see if I can, I can find some of these people.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
The people that are against this are pretty much saying
that sauce, this sauce should never be should never have
just plain spaghetti with the sauce blob on top. It
should always look like the color of spaghetti after it's
mixed in, So it should be mixed in and always
be depicted that way.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Is that what I'm understanding? Yes, that's correct, and that
they're telling me how in Italy they do it that way.
And I said, Italy, it don't make chicken palms, So
what does it matter? Like Italian Americans don't know ship
you have to mix the sauce with the spaghetti. You
don't put this this way. The sauce picks up the
moisture and the flavoring and the and the the spaghetti
picks up that it absorbs the sauce. There are more

(28:37):
important things to be angry about. What people have nothing
to do a heated thing with me? No, I know that.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
But people got people got nothing to do with their
fucking day that they got to troll the comment section.
If you're gonna do something in the comment section, at
least make them make it.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Make it.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
You know, a joke that's uh improper or something, you know,
make it chi. Yeah, you know, how about some off
color humor you know that makes me laugh, Make me laugh,
Be clever.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
I looked at hundreds of posts some argumented on this page,
and everyone did sauce in the middle and sauce on
top of the pasta unless it was like like, if
you order like a Rigatoni ala vodka, it's gonna be
mixed together because that's the dish. But if it's on
the side, most of the time, the sauce is just
ladled on top. Oh you're not a fucking you must

(29:26):
not be Italian. That's how you're doing Italy. No real,
I've been to the finest Italian restaurants. They mix the
sauce so slices. I gotta know, first of all, I
don't I'm not interested whether or not you care or not.
I'm interested if you have an opinion on does it
upset you the sauces that make you think the sauce
should be on top and it makes a nice presentation,
or should it be mixed together before it ever comes
to your table? Like they just threw it together and

(29:47):
slapped it around. Anger cursing. People are cursing each other. Oh,
a sauce on spaghetti, You Italian people, You're insane.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
Get a life, get a lie. Fuck no, you don't
how to fucking eat Italian food?

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Ah? This is this is this is Yeah. What kind
of lazy ship bags work in the kitchen that can't
mix the spaghetti and the sauce. Uh I took cook it.
I took I was, I was. Uh I took cooking
classes when I worked in a restaurant. And when you
take the pasta out of the water, it's the most absorbent.
And that's when you mix it with the sauce, because

(30:24):
it takes the flavor the sauce. One kind of idiot
whatever to mix it.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Ah, have you ever gave it given it two thoughts?
As an Italian?

Speaker 1 (30:34):
I've never given it two ship Brody, No, I have not.
I have not. I'm sorry your mother was a fake Italian.
When somebody said, I can't where was this, it's on
a face one of the many faces was I'd love
to know it wasn't an add somebody said, look I
had chicken. I had a great chicken palm dinner at
this restaurant, and look at this. And then someone was like,

(30:55):
the fuck it can't mix the spaghetti. And then it
just got into a fucking war.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
A war.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
But doesn't every comment section turn that way? Every comment
section turns that way, Brodie, this is what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
Has there ever been a comment section in the history
of comment sections, whether it be on YouTube or Facebook
or Instagram or TikTok anywhere on the Internet that has
not turned sour or racist.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
We have a friend who works at a record label.
I'm not going to say who it is. Great guy,
and he leans politically one way, but he has a
lot of friends who lean the other way. Because when
you're in the record industry, he travels the country. He
meets people from all different books country. You get bulth.
So a lot of his Facebook friends are not actually
his friends, they're Facebook friends. So if he posts anything,

(31:44):
even if it has nothing to do. He posted a
picture of his kids first day in school, right, somebody wrote,
oh is your kid's first day at school? At that
fucking liberal brainwashing? And then and then so like people

(32:05):
were like, well fuck you, you called piece of ship and.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
It's just that ugly And the guy was just posting
a picture.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Of my kids first day school college college. Are like, oh,
that fucking liberalod they're gonna brainwash him and a doctor ate,
and like he's like, I just it. It's my kids
first day school. Can't be can't be the end of
the innocence with the birth of the Internet. So I
gave him a private message and go dude, why don't
you block these people? He said, because I do business

(32:32):
with them, I can't. I'm like, oh thank god, Wow,
that's my point. It's like, if you're political, then you're
asking for it. But if you're not political and you're
just putting up a picture of spaghetti or your kids
first day at college, it shouldn't be a fight. You're not.
But it's a fight people. Yeah, no, it's it's bad.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
And you know what, not everybody should be given a
fucking amplification system. We shouldn't, you know, we should go by.
I hate to say it, but like you know, here
we are the grumpy old men. Just social media about
social old men. Social media has fucking ruined it because
there are some people out there that should not have
a voice.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
They shouldn't. Yeah. Well and well, someone on Twitter we
were talking. I was talking about the Mets with somebody
and I made a reference about David Wright being a
great had a great season, and this guy's like, shut
the fuck up, kid, you don't know what you're talking about. Yeah,
you're a young punk or something and you don't know

(33:34):
shit about sports. Young punk. I mean, thank you, I'm
not young. I appreciate u. Yeah. My point is they
were insulting me for being too young to know anything
about baseball, which, by the way, I was not wrong.
So slices, here's what I need to know. Number one,
do you prefer your spaghetti and sauce mixed before it
comes to the table or sauce on top? So we'll

(33:56):
leave us a talk back on the A here radio.
I hit the little microphone button. And the other question
is what is the most innocent thing you've posted on
social media that turned into a fight that you got
attacked and it broke out into a fight and it
was the most innocent post. Nothing. You don't like that?
I like that. I'm singing.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
I'm singing right now because you're talking about spaghetti. I
keep thinking about on top of spaghetti the song what
was on top of.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Are covered with cheese?

Speaker 3 (34:25):
I lost my pawn meatball because of a somebody, see
you know when somebody and it rolled off the table
and on the floor and then rolled under the door.
What kind of shitty meatball rolls under a door? By
the way, And is that the end of the song? No,
there's more, but I'm like a single whole song. What

(34:47):
where does it go after that?

Speaker 1 (34:48):
I don't remember. Is there another verse? I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
Hey, while you were at it slices, we were talking
about fantasy football teams earlier. Why don't you tell us
your funny fantasy football team.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
As long as it's not big titties or big tds.
That it's a pun on tds and titties. That's nineteen ninety.
Here's the definition of call give an infant? Is that
is that fair?

Speaker 3 (35:14):
Just leave out them big old tds or whatever tds.
It's not show me, show me them tds.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Yeah, but what are you looking at? Brody?

Speaker 4 (35:25):
What?

Speaker 1 (35:25):
What did you play? Anything? You played something? I just
heard something over the microphone. You played some audio. Oh,
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
I didn't realize I had the I didn't realize I
had my phone from when I played the song still
plugged in, So the phone made a noise.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
I just don plugging.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
A lot of a lot of problems happen. You want
to meet poll lyrics, Yeah, go for it.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Okay. It rolled in the guard, It rolled into the
garden under a bush, and then my poor meatball was
nothing but mush. The mush was as tasty as tasty
could be. And early next summer it grew into a tree.
The tree was all covered with beautiful moss. It grew
great big meatballs and covered in sauce. So if you
eat spaghetti all covered with cheese, hold on to your
meatball and don't have a sneeze. Okay, it grew.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
Those last few never never heard it before. I didn't
know there was more to it. There's more to a
lot a lot of Isn't there more to the star
Spangled banner?

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Aren't there like other verses?

Speaker 3 (36:21):
There's like, there's like twelve verses of the national anthem,
of our national anthem? Isn't that crazy? A lot of
things in the first verse, is it? What about happy Birthday?
I feel like there's more to happy birthday?

Speaker 1 (36:33):
No, we made up how old are you now? That
was added?

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Okay, there are a lot of songs though that we
sing that there's there's more to them than than than
we know.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Well, you remember you remember the uh jingle bells and
it smells fifty miles away, picks his nose with cheerios
and eats it all the way and then people change
into Batman and Robin and then they added dated all
the lyrics. Yes, yeah, there's a lot of kids songs
that people know. People to swear to you. Yeah, I'm
not so an altered no, but people will swear to you.

(37:03):
Those lyrics are always there. Oh no, that's how I
learned it. Well, that's how you learned. It doesn't mean
it was always there. I'm gonna added those lyrics, got it?
But yeah, it starts spangled banner, you know. And the
Land of the Free is not even like doesn't even
touch the beginning of the song. It's like, it's crazy.
It goes on forever. It was a long war. The
guy was in a boat watching the war, and he Francis,
He wrote.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
At some of these comments on the on this fucking
spaghetti fight, jeez, I gotta tell you, Brody found it.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Yeah, I'm I'm yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
You know a lot of things though, a lot of
fights I think are born on the Internet and the
comment section because of general because of generation, because of
a generation gap. I feel like it's like it's the
boomers versus the gen xers, versus the millennials versus Gen
Z and now Gen Alpha.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Has entered the mix. Those are your people that are well,
here's what I've learned, here's what I've heard, seen and
I didn't. I didn't steal this from a comedian. This
is my my theory, Boomers, this is the way it
used to be. Yes gen Z says, this is the
way things are now, m H and jen X says

(38:08):
this is the fucking way they're gonna be. I don't
give a fuck, right, I'm not changing here. I have
a great example of this. God.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
Yesterday, rich homy Kwan passed away at thirty four years old.
He's a rapper from Atlanta. Do you know who that is?

Speaker 1 (38:24):
He was? Yeah? Yeah, he was, well he was he
was a rapper. Yeah. He pauses witherence, So this is amazing.
I'm gonna play the audio. Actually I just pulled it
up because it's a long video clip. Not a long clip.
That's who cares.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
We're gonna use it anyway. It's hysterical. Our slices are
gona appreciate this. My favorite p Then while it's playing,
my favorite, let's take a piss. But the Joe but
Joe Cooy, famous comedian, and he's in. He's has a
bunch of stand up specials and stuff. He pretty much
sums up like the generation gap thing. He he talks about.
He talks about real rapper from back in the day

(38:59):
versus mumble rap of today. Right, there's a lot of
trap music and stuff that you can't it's unintelligient.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
This song lifestyle, well.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
Lifestyle from Rich Homi Kwan is about maybe I don't
know it's within the last ten years or so, but it's.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
You'll hear Joe Koy make a reference to it.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
As he's comparing Biggie to Rich homik give a punch line.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Well, he compares Biggie to them.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
So so this is Joe Koy doing his stand up
and you know, rest in peace, Rich Homi Kwan.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
No shade to you.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
Uh, even though we're gonna play this and it kind
of pokes fun at mumble rap.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
I saw I saw mumblest on TikTok about Rich Homie
Kwan dying. Yeah, and on a common in the comments section,
somebody wrote rich Homie gone, and I don't think that's that's.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
That's not that's that's distasteful. What Joe Koy did was
just this is a verb, but this is the epitome.
This sums up the generation gap between.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
All the difference then in there they died thirty years.

Speaker 8 (39:55):
Ago to this day. You play a biggie song and
it's still fucking shuts down the club. Don't act like
it doesn't. You missed the whole beginning. Fucking but don't
get me wrong. The mumble wrap is it's catch up.
But I'm just saying the fuck are you saying? Pet
bet to keep chip?

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Live Stock just fucking mumbled, and it's like, what word?

Speaker 8 (40:21):
Fuck you timp batch it live stock.

Speaker 6 (40:27):
Tim man, tim mankin to a mon Ini, don't turn
the mouth, put fats get shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 8 (40:43):
There's some people that don't know what song is gonna
play that term?

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Can you play it just like.

Speaker 7 (40:50):
Ship lit, live stock, livest.

Speaker 6 (41:05):
Tell them thus and shut the fuck up.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Shut the fuck. Hey.

Speaker 8 (41:16):
If I sound all, I sound all, but I'm sorry
you play you played some big eel. Shut any fucking
place down, play some biggie.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Your pass, Jesus shoot things.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Davis shot what chams for my hooks in Brooklyn? What
the fuck?

Speaker 8 (41:52):
That's the only reason why I wanted to shoot this
special in Brooklyn. You couldn't fuck with Biggie Biggy made
anything sound cool. If you breathe heavy, that's shit was
a lyric. Oh whatever that made sense? He was a

(42:14):
poet and if you didn't know, get the fuck Brooklyn left.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
I also played that because I scary played the clip
because it's Brooklyn and with a Brooklyn boys Brooklyn hilariously.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Yes we are, Yes we are. We gotta take a
quick break.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Podcast.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
All right, Brody taking a deep breath. Listen.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
I don't want to talk about vacations because you just
opened the show by destroying all of my vacation.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
So now I can't even tell you guys about Sandals.
You know, but I had, I had some stories. I
had stories about yeah, are we good here? What I
bet we good? What I let you get away with
a combos slip in last week?

Speaker 3 (43:04):
Well I was good, Yep, we good. But I mean,
I don't want you to mention an airline. You can
talk about Sandals. I don't even mention like the airline
or the Uber service you talk or you know, the
restaurant you stopped in.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Don't mention any any clients as you tell his story
mentioned Sandals, what a great time you had, But don't
try to slip any other shit in.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
I had a great time at Sandals. It was an awesome,
awesome time. Okay, the food was amazing. We you didn't
get a bootleg bathing suit. I didn't buy a bootleg
bathing suit. That didn't I did have. I gotta tell you, though,
there was a pool on my balcony.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
So yeah, I saw that. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
And by the way, before you showed your pool balcony,
you showed a video from down on the ground up
to some guy that I don't want.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
To see in a pool, but you could see his
ass in the pool. It's the balcony. The balcony. I've
never seen the hotel. What hotel was that? That was
Sandals Duns River in Jamaica. Oh my god, it's gorgeous.
It is. It's a year year old. It's only a
year old. It was beautiful. I gotta say. You go
to a lot of places and I go, oh, that's
really nice. This was the first place in a while
that i've you've posted where I went. I really want

(44:10):
to go there. Yeah, like I was, I was a
little bit jealous. The balcony pools, Oh my god. And
the and the food and the massages and oh my god.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
So when you're in the pool in your balcony, it's
a mirror, so you're clear you see, well, yeah, no, no,
but I'm looking. If I'm in the pool, I'm looking
and I'm seeing my reflection back.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Oh oh, hold on.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
But if you're if you're outside downstairs and looking into
the balcony and looking up, which is basically the entire resort,
the swimp bar, the main pool, you you actually see
through into the pool.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Oh no, so no sex in the balcony magnet.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
Well that's not true, Brody, because not me, but the
bartenders at the swim up pool as I was looking up,
as as I was on my perspective. Now I'm in
the swim up pool outside by the bar, and I'm
looking up into the balconies and I'm like the bar.
I looked to to the bartender, Oh my god. Look,
I didn't realize that you could see right into the pool.

(45:09):
And it's magnified clearly, like you're looking through goggles, so
you could see it. You're seeing everyone in their balcony pools,
underneath the water, under the water clearly, like like the video.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
So the bartender's like, oh yeah, on he goes, yeah,
we've seen a lot. As it turns out. In case
you didn't know Scary was in Jamaica, that was his
Jamaican accent.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
As it turns out, they've seen a lot in the
middle of the day from that swim up bar and
the bartenders of people in the pools in their balcony
pool and they could see clearly what the fuck was
going on underwater. They could see if people were skinny dipping,
if some crazy you know, why.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Aren't the sides mirrored.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
There's so at the same time, there was some construction
going on and building too, and it wasn't construction, it
was correction. They basically have closed off the second building
and they're they're now going to make sure that the
glass that you see from.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
The outside frosted.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
It's frosted, right, So now they're replacing all the glass
on all of the balcony pools to make.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Sure that somebody should have thought that through.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
If you're on the outside looking in that you can't
see people having sex or you can't see anything. A
privacy I've never seen. I've never really seen a pool
where you're on the outside looking in.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
To a fish tank. Crazy interesting thing. They don't want
you to look down because there's someone in their pool
right below you, and they don't want you to look
up and see like somebody naked right above you, right,
because you'd see their ass right above you. But it's
okay if everyone outside sees you, Yes, isn't it craz wild?
So just correct me if I'm wrong, because I'm trying

(46:51):
to remember all the videos I watch. You put up
a lot of videos which were great with music, and
I'm okay, did you walk out of the pool right
to a table and get a massage from it some
kind of like hut right off the water?

Speaker 7 (47:04):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Yeah, no, no, no, no no, So they walk you there.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
So if you want to go to the spa, they
basically walk you all the way across the resort and
they walk you onto.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
The pier and you get your spa treatments. That they
have a beautiful spa.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
And also, oh oh my god, yes, not only that, Berdie,
they had a rum club in there with over thirty RUMs.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
You could get a limited rum. Everything was all included,
by the way. That's the other thing.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
Anyone who goes on a trip like this and goes
to Sandals, you get you get rum and do you
get a rum and rub?

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Uh huh? I did not stop it. No, I'm saying
you get a lot of rum. When you get a massage,
get some rum with the message.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
Yeah yeah, no no I did not get the rub
with the rum, but I will say this like you know,
it's ah, there's the right.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
It's one of my first all inclusives. I've never really
done the all inclusive thing.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
So the hotel was there, included the all the food,
all the drinks, twenty four to seven, uh you know service,
you know like that twenty four seven room service, twelve
restaurants to choose, not just you know, and then buffets
and brody. You would have loved it. You would have gone.
You would have come back with palm pockets if you

(48:08):
don't know, I got listening, listen to order order. I uh.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
It just looked peaceful and elegant. Yeah, and what fun.
And I thought, because a lot of times you go
to places and they're like, you know, it's like Doo's
at the pool and DJs with the sparkle of bottles,
and you're going for a different vibe. This was my vibe.
It really was the kind of vibe where I would
be like, Okay, people are having fun, but also it's

(48:34):
tasteful fun and great food. It's just I'm I'm very
jealous that I know. I don't mean to go. I
don't know. I'm not here to make anyone jealous. I'm
just trying to be informed, maybe recommending it. I highly
recommend it.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
And you know, you get there, your wallet goes in,
you're safe, and you never take your wallet out ever.
Everything that I mean I'm in for that you had
met my wallet doesn't come out. It's you know, really
and you get a fully stuck bar and you room too.
I mean, oh, there was a coffee shop like it
looks like like a Starbucks of sorts, and you walk
in and you just take pastries. There's pastries behind the counter,

(49:09):
like what do you want? I'm like, huh, everything, like
all these random pastries, like what would you like to drink?
And they made like seventeen different drinks and you want
you want Bailly's Irish cream in your drink.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
We make all these alcoholic drinks too, ways, and it
was day and night. If you and I go, maybe
in October on your next vacation, because I already know
them off. If we go, you're not gonna have your
job lined up by then, your new gig who knows?
Who knows? Right now, I'm casual. Can we expense it?

Speaker 4 (49:37):
Like?

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Can we can we write it off on our taxes
as a business trip. I don't know about that, like
Brooklyn Boys, Brooklyn Boys, and then we can come back
and talk about it and like have topics. I want
to get that way, then we could write it off
as long as we make it a business thing and
use it for our podcast, we could write it off
on our taxes. I like, where you going with this?
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
I want what I want what I would you know?
But we would have to give away a trip. I
want see if we're going to do something as a show.
I want to be able to get as a podcast show.
I have a podcast show I want to give. I
want to give a trip away to a listener to
get anybody. Did you schmooz with anybody down there? Did
you meet the hotel manager and make get a name?

Speaker 1 (50:13):
I did? I did, But I'm wondering I did, No,
I did? I did. I'm trying. I'm trying very desperately
now to to uh see if we could maybe work
something out. We'll figure that, figure that out, because I
gotta be honest with you, and if that includes us
going with the winners. That even better because I really
want to go. But if we could go with a family,

(50:34):
like a family of slices or well, you know what,
we'll give a trip for you and four people, and
we'll just give the trip to the trucker and he
could bring all his other friends, like check from all.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
His personalities exactly. Yeah, but Sandals is for adults, adults only.
There were no kids there.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Oh my god, that was the best part. No kids.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
My kids are all adults now, so it's fine. But
Bacon Beaches was all about family. So Beaches is their
sister resort. Actually it's families for them. And Scotty d
went on a Beaches trip.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
So I did it. Yeah, I did Sandals. He did Beaches.
So thank you Sandals Dun's River for hosting me. All right,
very nice. I'm jealous, Brody.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
You would have freaked out if you were on this
flight that I was on on my way back from vacation.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Was it in the air?

Speaker 3 (51:23):
No, well, if the plane was in the air, would
I want to know what you would have done in
this situation? Demanded a free ticket. I already could tell
that's gonna be your response. So, oh yeah, we'll land Okay,
we're over Newark. It's five point thirty in the evening.
We are the next plane to enter the airspace of
Newark and land.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
We were next. All of a sudden, the pilot comes
on and says, Hi, everybody, do it? Do it like
the pilot?

Speaker 3 (51:53):
All right, good afternoon, I'm so next to be uh
in that new our air space to land. And we've
just been informed by ground control to Major Trump that
we are going to be diverted to Dallas Airport in Washington.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
D C.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Now, so what that's not the closest airport.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
We did the closest almongk is that a passenger asking
a question back there? That was just me yelling at
my closest available airport that could help us out right now.
As it turns out, the the radar has gone out

(52:40):
on the ground, they have no radar. So planes are
being diverted, planes are being flights are being canceled, flights
are not taking off from Newark Airport. So we are
going to Dallas in DC. Okay, so we should on
the ground in just about forty five minutes. Thanks and

(53:05):
everyone a collective side through the cabin way.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Okay, So for those of you who don't know the
New York area. There are three airports within ten miles
of Manhattan. Correct, could you could have landed in Lagua
while you're at an international flat on how big a plane?
It was an international flight regular? Seven thirty seven, seven
thirty seven, You could have gone LaGuardia. It was a
bowe They can't, they can't, they can't take Boeing is

(53:30):
not a size, it's a company.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
Yes, then that's going to play into the story in
a couple of minutes because it gets better.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Okay, LaGuardia can't handle larger planes, so seven thirty seven
is fine. You could have gone to LaGuardia or Kennedy Airport. Yeah,
you also could have gone to Westchester at Philly Long Island. Right,
there's a Long Island airport. There's a Westchester Airport which
is directly like fifteen.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
Miles, which is just down the turnpike. Okay, right, this right,
Philly or Boston. Right.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
So here's the problem.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
That was the apparently somewhere around two thirty in the afternoon,
this was a national story. They something interfered with the
radar and fucking knocked out the radar. By the way,
that story went away. Really, did you have your digital
book reader on?

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Yeahoom?

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Is that I actually I took my phone out of
I took my phone out of airplane mode and it
caused a whole big stir on the ground.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Uh and passages, can you please turn off your electronic
book readers where we land? So that's a whole other story.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
How the story was there until it wasn't and everything
disappeared from existence.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
Nobody There was no follow up.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
But for whatever reason, the radar at Newark Airport and
Teeterborough went out in the middle part of the afternoon.
I don't know if anything interfered with it. I don't
want to speculate. There was some things going around online
about speculation of drones and interference whatever, and it got
it spiraled out of control really quickly.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
So I shut down it. I shut down that app.
No the plane.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
I shut down the app because I didn't want to
speculate myself. The plane spiled out of control. So whatever
everyone air travel into and out of Newark that day
was fucked. And it happened to be at the minute
that I was trying to land. So they they take
us to Dulles where they drive us to an area

(55:19):
of the airport that is so far remote near any
gate see you later, and they park us there and
they say, well, there's no gates available here, so we're
just gonna sit here on this in this remote area
of the airport. And they literally parked us in the
in the furthest you can go now. I do think
because we were an international flight, they were not ready

(55:40):
to They're not gonna receive us, They're not gonna take us.
We are sitting there, We're not gonna clear customs. They
were just hoping that we would land, shit would go
down at Newark, the coast would be clear, and we'd
head back.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Can I throw up for a minute before I get
corrected by people. I forgot it was an international flight.
You can't land at LaGuardia. Go on with you commisation.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
Oh that's right, correct, Okay, So here we are. So
we're sitting there and now with with no and in
a half hour passes and hour passes, and he finally
get clearance. All right, folks, we got clearance. That's the
good news.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
We can head back to Newark. The airport's open.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
But as we were landing, we found out that we've
discovered a maintenance issue unfortunately, and it turns out space
station we have a well not far off from what
I'm about to tell you, we have a sticky valve.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
They discovered a sticky valve. That's a very popular brand
of marijuana these days. Sticky valve, sticky valve. Yeah, that's
what happens in your underwear in the morning, right, you
have a sticky valve. You wake up to a sticky valve,
and I hate when that happens. Crazy dream brody.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
Do you know, as you mentioned the International Space Station
also a Boeing, a Boeing Starline, the people that are
trapped in space? Do you know why they're trapped in space?

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Well, they're trapped now because the ship left today, right,
But do you know why? Do you know why they
were trapped to begin with them? Why they couldn't get
them back? Well, without knowing officially or remembering on, I
guess sticky valve. The star liner, the Boeing star Liner
has a sticky valve. So now I'm sitting here like
we gotta loub that shit. How long?

Speaker 4 (57:22):
Now?

Speaker 1 (57:22):
By the way, my girlfriend sitting next to me, neurotic,
How was she?

Speaker 7 (57:26):
Was?

Speaker 1 (57:26):
She sticky? She's crazy? She's like, she starts googling sticky
valve on flights.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
You do not want to fucking know what the repercussions
of an of of an unchanged sticky valve will get you.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
You don't want to know.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
It could cause engine failure mid air. Like, dude, we
are lucky, I guess. But they say, if it's not
taking care of the problem is not addressed, they could
cause all kinds.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Of shit things can go on the engine. Can you
imagine the engine can shut it down? If this if
the sticky valve problem shut the engine down on your
flight from Jersey, the dullest that means you wouldn't have
died had the radar not been out. You could have
landed in now right.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
But here the problem by radar one problem, we got,
the next, we got the next. So they're saying like, well,
we're stuck here. We can't pull up at a gate. Uh.
And now they they're they'll let us know in about
an hour what the story is if we can get
the part. Well, an hour later, the part arrives with
the maintenance crew and then they say, now we have

(58:24):
to turn off all the air conditioning and everything in
this plane because kill me because because they can't change
the sticky valve without you know, with the things fucking
circle with the engine going.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Wait wait wait. So why, in the words of Herve Philages,
the little guy from Fantasy Island, why didn't they have
your plane? They're playing both the.

Speaker 3 (58:43):
BILA can't because we're in the middle of a sidewalk.
We were in the middle of the sidewalk. It's like asphalt.
So they fucking they roll a standcase over like you
had a president against the law to let us out
of the plane.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
So we're sitting there Customs International Flight.

Speaker 7 (58:57):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
So now we're sitting there. It's hot as fuck. And
then they came back. It's gonna take about an hour
to change the sticky valve. All right, we'll see you
then we'll give you an update.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
So they couldn't open the door at the vent. Maybe
the door opened the front, but like, what is that
to do with the people who wrote thirty seven? It
doesn't mean anything.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
So finally an hour later they fixed the sticky valve
and they say, all right, we're ready for takeoff.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
My five.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
They take We take off from Dulles in the middle
of nowhere Dulles, and we land in Newark at about a.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Quarter to ten. It's now what time we're supposed to land?

Speaker 3 (59:40):
Five thirty? Oh what a fucking night. That was the
ending to my trip. That's the thanks, you know what.
That is the thing that wasn't the beginning of your trip.
And the first day was ruined. But but cause talk
about reinvigorating the stress and anxiety in my in my system,
in my body.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
All the all the work that was done was undone
for my vacation.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
I came back like the ten o'clock, got no sleep,
had to go to work on three hours of sleep.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Anyway, my point is it was okay, yeah, all right,
So so like sandals, we had a great time and
it was all inclusive. Yes, this was did they make
Did they make the plane all inclusive and give you
free drinks, free food, like like take care of you
guys in that hour while he was sweating your bols. No,
but when we took off, they gave us chips and
some cookies. Oh they gave you Yeah, I got, I

(01:00:30):
got the bis coff. You know the bis coff.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
Every airline has the biscuff, the short bread cookies whatever
the helly Oh no, no, no, some of them have
ginger snaps whatever, No, no, no, no, but these are
the do the doof waffles.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
The oh the struth waffles, Strue waffles. Yeah, those I
like those truth waffles on his flight just when I
when we when my wife and I flew home from Amsterdam,
we got the Streu waffles because that's a big thing.
Waffles there. It is sure, Oh my god, what are
you all your dogs like that? Because because he's barking
at nothing right now, he's barking at a door because

(01:01:05):
he heard a cargo by. Is he howling at the moon?
What hush, No, that's Ozzy Osborne. He's not. That's not
who my dog is. Anyway, I would be so livid.
First of all, I want a free ticket to anywhere
I want that doesn't expire. Yeah, or I want a
couple of free upgrades to first class. They better take
care of you well, David, because so.

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
Far to this moment, I have uh not heard from them,
and they just figure asked them if they figure ever
gave you a voucher and everything's good.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
Nothing nothing, no, we were no, we no good, we
we're good. No, We're not good. So why didn't you
hear any grape soda being handed out. So what do
I gotta do now?

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
Now I got I got a register holding air. I
called them, They said they sent me to a website.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
No, you gotta tell me. Your girlfriends close to yourphobic.
She has high anxiety. Uh, she had to go to
the bathroom, which is true. She Okay, you had to
meet somebody at a call. Your mother was waiting for
your Robin's mother was waiting. Somebody was waiting for you
to pick up at the airport. They had they gotta
you know, they they fucked me.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
But the thing is everybody they're gonna come out, They're
gonna come at us with Well, we had no control.
Every carrier had a problem landing and taking off that
day because of the equipment on the ground.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Okay, but sticky valves while you sat there with no
air conditioning, sweating your ball, sticky valve, right, because you
were probably dressed for colder weather because here in New
York and New Jersey was cold, that's correct. So and
you can't switch in your bathing suit of your shorts
because those are downstairs in the in the in the
in the luggage.

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
So we couldn't move from the plane nothing. We just
they said, we'll take you know, the seatbelt sign is
lost you around.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
I would figure out a way that Newark Airport can
reimburse you for redirecting your flight because they had a problem.
That's not your fault. And then sticky valve, Sticky valve,
that's that's where two hundred bucks minimum for sitting. So
you sat for an hour, Yeah, you flew for an hour.
You have a flight back in an hour, and you
sat with no air for now and and because of
sticky valve. And I would tell them who the fuck

(01:02:58):
you are, and you'll go public that it was another
Boeing fucking problem. And it's Boeing another sticky valve.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
I mean, the people in the space right now, they're
really paying the price for sticky Valve. They they can't
get home till February, and they they gotta catch a
they gotta catch a ride on SpaceX. Elon Musk's played.
They're not even getting the star Liner back. Boweing just
said bye bye because we can't. What kind of bullshit

(01:03:25):
is this and what kind of bullshit company is Boeing?

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
What are they doing? One time? I just want some money,
I just want to I just want to be made whole.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
You Uh, you gotta get okay. Here's how we calculated.
One hundred dollars for being rerouted to Washington, two hundred
dollars for sitting on your ass in the heat, and
another hundred for the delay. So the delay itself is
one hundred dollars because it's sticky valve.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
I love Brodie Math. I love Brodie Math. So I'm
thinking one hundred for the reroute, one hundred for the
flyback because that's another hour of your time, two hundred
for sitting in the fucking heat. That's four hundred dollars.
And I throwed another hundred because your father had to
leave the airport. You had to take it uber home.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
And all of this, mind you, is being paid by United.
Or how do I even get in touch with Newark
Airport and tell them that they owe me money?

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
Google dot com? They have a customer service department at Newark.
I guarant fucking tee it And if their radar went out,
that's their problem. They have to reimburse you. Why scared?
What have we learned?

Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
Even if free dessert, if you paid to get home,
you got home. But something's not even well Brodie. I'll
tell you what you do the leg work, and I'll
give you half of whatever I.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
Get, all right, I'll tell you what information I need
and then that's and I'll pay you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
And i'll pay you in cash because they're probably going
to give me a voucher for my flight, and.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
You'll give me fifty dollars to come over your apartment
because I have to be there with you. So if
I have any questions, you're right there to write it
down on paper because I'll be on speaker phone with you.
I love it. That's fine. I'm in. I'm in. I
can't top that. You said it fun, I sure did.
This is a this is a David Brody story. Is

(01:05:14):
you got Brodie? You got Brody? And you know what
I get?

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
This is the price I pay for going on vacation, right,
this is this is almost like.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
I got my just desserts. It's almost like, you know what,
if farm is a bitch, I would be afraid to
go away in October? Who knows where you're playing? Might
land next?

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
I don't know, you might land by the gas station pizza.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
Place in Iowa. Yeah, we're rerouting you to Iowa

Speaker 4 (01:05:41):
Boys, Boys