The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #307

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Brooklyn Boys podcast reactions.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
This podcast all depends on you, baby.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Welcome to Slice Time for Brooklyn Boys, episode number three
oh seven and before this is an entirety. Yeah, the
last lifetime we did last week. I listened back to it.
It was very did you really Yeah, it was good.
It was very funny last week. I mean this week,
hopefully it's got a lot of.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
I think it ended really well last week. Yeah, it did,
it really did. Oh my goodness, I'm so excited. I'm
so excited. I love to just I can't hide it.
The feedback. I like what people like think to leave
a message that means that they're in the spot.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Gave them homework. We gave them homework. One of the things,
if I remember correctly, one of the homework assignments was
what's the most innocent thing you posted on social media?
And still got attacked for? Yeah, and I remember what
the other one was. So hopefully they'll remind us when
they if they if they did their homework. So let's see,
all right. Slice Time is obviously the companion podcast for
the Brooklyn Boys. It's not the actual episode, you know

(01:25):
that about the it's the thing about the thing about
the thing this is the feedback. So we appreciate all the.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Feed all the feedback, even some of the comments that
are you know, negative, over over there, over there, over here, right.
So you can always leave us feedback by pressing the
microphone when you listen to the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
All right, here we go? What do we got going?

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Ok?

Speaker 5 (01:46):
And I flowed you.

Speaker 6 (01:47):
I know I'm late.

Speaker 7 (01:48):
I totally missed the last episode. But in regards to
the best driving song, Don't Stop Me now by Queen
one of the best songs to drive fast too, Don't
stop Me. I'm having such a good tib I'm having
a ball ah. You can never get enough of that
Behamian Rhapsody obviously, but don't tell I mean how great

(02:10):
to drive fast?

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Good stuff. It's a good song.

Speaker 8 (02:17):
Hi Kat from Saint Pete here.

Speaker 9 (02:20):
Best driving song Radar Love by the Golden ear Rings
top top notch.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Okay, very good song, but it's just Golden Earring. How
does it go? Radar Love? Doom Doom, doom doom doom.
That one, what a rendition. I don't know it. We
got a thing. It's called a radar love. We got
a lot in the sky. Okay, that one all.

Speaker 10 (02:47):
Right, all right, Scary and Brody, Brody and scary Scarody
from CT Victoria from Brooklyn, thank you for your stupendously
splendid comment regarding my voice. It was absolutely startling, stunning, sensational.
I loved it. Hopefully I'm not making you too wet
with perspiration with this talkback. Also to the other fine
ship from Brooklyn and the box, Mattie, I have no

(03:09):
doubts that you have shiny black hair. It probably has
an admirable bounce to it, and it's impeccable and it
frames your face in the most wonderful of ways.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
All Right, thank you so much, sir, I love you.
Lonnie Lonnie from CT.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Hey. Yeah, now that was at Donnie donnyby Donnie hold on,
Listen of the Week. I'll get to the course on.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
This.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah, that's White Lion, by the way. They did a
great remake of the original by a gold golden earring. Yeah.
I played the White Lion version. Okay, all right, all right,
Casamin eighties rocker at Heart sometimes, Yeah, that really didn't
do much for me. It doesn't move my needle. Actually.
Radar Love by White Line, I think is nineteen ninety
or ninety one, so technically it's a ninety song. Listen, Yeah,

(04:06):
what's going on here? All right?

Speaker 11 (04:07):
Here, it's going on Brooklyn Boys, Brody, Scared Scary Brody.
I'm actually on episode two ten, but I came to
the newest episode just to leave a little message.

Speaker 12 (04:17):
So maybe I'll hear it going down the line.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Love you guys.

Speaker 13 (04:20):
Listen from episode zero, working my way through, all right,
thank you.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
We like people who follow directions. Start from episode zero. Yeah,
all right.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Some of those people that haven't gotten here yet don't
even realize we have a companion show called slush Time
because they didn't they weren't directed to listen to it.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
That's right. By the way, November will be our one
year anniversary of Slice Time. We're getting close.

Speaker 14 (04:44):
Ooh hey, Brody and Scary Kelly home Long Island. Here
on a couple episodes behind, listening in on our true
slighte for Life here episode three or four. Whill you
talk about the girl on the hinge day? She was
absolutely right to pick herself up because he was being

(05:05):
the cheapskate.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
He was ordering a cheap burger.

Speaker 14 (05:09):
She just wanted to bronzeil, so she felt like he
was didn't want to pay for his meal or pay
for that much.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
Money for his meal. Part two.

Speaker 14 (05:18):
Yeah, she just didn't feel like he didn't want to
spend too much money, or he was counting his pennies
in his wallet. Basically, that's what was happening. And the
comments that were on that video, who's actually saying them?

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Men or women?

Speaker 14 (05:32):
Because a woman's perspective is this guy is being a
cheap skate and he's counting his pennies.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
That's it, thank you, all right? And Bronzino lives a
woman with a lot of sense. Yeah, funny, Hey.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
What's going on? Is the old cowboy trucker one more time?

Speaker 15 (05:50):
Here?

Speaker 5 (05:50):
Yes, sir rebomb Reno.

Speaker 10 (05:52):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Uh scooty you fuck you? You got me with the
fate shaker thing.

Speaker 5 (05:58):
The other day. Got all know why I felt for everybody?
I did Jesus Christ. There I was in my living room,
in front of my whole family, shaking that shaker on
my tongue, trying to taste the salt. Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Paul.
Tell you what, Paul, I never tasted that salt, No

(06:18):
matter how tired, I tried to shake that shaker, and
then I didn't notice that my family was looking at
me kind of honey and laughing and carrying on. And
then my grandson comes over and says, right, Paul, what
are you doing. I told him, I'm trying to taste
the salt. Old mister Scooty said that it would work.
I trust the guy, you know. Then my daughter comes
over and says, no, Dad, it looks like you got

(06:40):
a big old nignong in your hand and you're slapping
it against your tongue.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Home got darn, Scooty, You got me a fuck you
got darn it all.

Speaker 5 (06:50):
I was so angry.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Jesus Christ, you know what, Scooty. Karma was a bitch.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
That's gonna be a negative five Karma points for you.
I hope next time you feel like blowing up big one,
I hope you're blowing and you get a big old
racing strap down the back of your fucking goddamn BBB's
or your Kelvin Klans or you're knock fuck got ning
fruit of the loom or whatever the hell you're worrying. Oh,
I'm swaying.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
We've gotten darn it, Scooty. Did anyone really fall for that?
I don't know, but it was funny. It's funny call though,
so let's shake the trick. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
Hey, Brooklyn Boys, Brody and Scary.

Speaker 14 (07:26):
This is Kelly from Long Island here on episode Real
five about Scary paying the guy at his window fourteen
dollars for him to get home.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Bro, how are you gullible? How are you so gullible?
You're from Brooklyn? Right?

Speaker 14 (07:42):
I thought you were from Brooklyn? Am I listened to
the Brooklyn Boys podcasts. I'd almost to the Brooklyn Boys
podcast here. You're gullible, bro, Trust.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
Nobody that rough? Part two? How did you not know
if your life was not at risk?

Speaker 14 (07:54):
He's could have sway you pull out your while Yes,
you were in your car, but see you pull out
your walla, see how much cash you had in your
wallet and.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
Could have broke your window and robbed you or hurt
you in some way. You got to take it easy, bro.
It's in New York City. That's the biggest scam ever.
You know. People are getting.

Speaker 14 (08:10):
Robbed and killed and hurt for no reason, just for
people to have fourteen dollars to go by the next bump, stay.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Safe, biggest skip you heard her, biggest scam ever. She
may be right ever, ev A, she's one hundred percent
because she says it the way we say it, so
she's right.

Speaker 12 (08:32):
Hey, brookboy, queen hereby, you and I were thinking almost
the same thing. You were telling Scary that he doesn't
get credit for skipping the gym to do the podcast,
and what he would get credit for skipping. Well, while
you were saying that, I was thinking that if he
skipped a rooftop lounge night with Big Dick, Bob and

(08:54):
Pink Steve or whoever the fuck his friends are to
do the show, then he gets cut. Heypric boys, it's
me again.

Speaker 9 (09:02):
You know who the fuck it.

Speaker 12 (09:03):
Is, Scary, You played the wrong intro for three oh seven.
I guess the lines. Maine took the day off.

Speaker 15 (09:10):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Okay, Jamie for the win. That's great, Jamie.

Speaker 16 (09:22):
Digest about what we posted to social media that was innocent,
that broke out into a fight.

Speaker 17 (09:28):
I don't post publicly social media, but I do see
what you're talking about. All the time in online gaming,
people shaming people for.

Speaker 16 (09:36):
Having a low rank, low level, not spending money to
buy good shit on a free game, and it's I
think it's just people who are brave and have the
balls to be an asshole.

Speaker 17 (09:51):
Behind a screen because they're talking this bullshit too is
in front of them and can't like punch them in
the face or whatever the fuck.

Speaker 12 (10:00):
Like I said, I see this.

Speaker 17 (10:01):
So online gaming all the time. I have a grown
man shaming someone and talking shit on someone because that
man spent five hundred dollars on cool shit for the
free game.

Speaker 12 (10:12):
And Hi, Berdian's uh that was the.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
End of hers sounds like a new person here. Yeah,
so any comments on that one there, Bertie, Uh no,
she's on point all right. She got you on the
Lion's Main for sure. It may or may not work.

Speaker 18 (10:32):
Hi, Berdie and Scary Scary and Birdie. This is Renae
from Lancaster. I think it's stupid people would argue over spaghetti.
I know you're supposed to mix the sauce, but people
are asinine ye over the thing. Second off, Sando's not
a sponsor because the Big Show gave away a trip
and Scottie b went there too.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
You went to beat just two weeks in a row,
just wondering.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
We'll keep wondering who's next. No no, no, no, no, no,
let's let's let's address it. Because because a couple of
people asked about it. I knew Scary was going there
for a while. When the salespeople he mentioned the sales Oh, hey,
I'm going to beaches, They're like, oh, they're my client.
Let me see if I can you know, have them,
you know, reimburse you for some social media whatever whatever. So, yes,

(11:18):
they became a client. But I knew he was going
regardless for his vacation, so technically and after the fact
client kind of thing, right, So uh, that's just my
take on it. So yes, and they ended up sending
Scotti also because they want as a matter of fact,
they wanted to sponsor some trips at the same time

(11:38):
that they were going away on vacation. Yes, Scary was
going to go to that unbelievable resort anyway, and it
worked out really well for him. Lucky best.

Speaker 13 (11:45):
Hey Brooklyn boys, Sean from Newton here. I know it's
been a while, but I find it kind of interesting
how Scary can immediately have audio clip from Joe Coy
but at the same time not bring home the jngles.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeah, that's a great point. Yeah, funny funny that. Yeah,
it's a great point because the Joe Koy clip was
important to him. He wanted to play it, so that's
all he thought about.

Speaker 9 (12:09):
Hey, Brooklyn boys, this is Maria from Union City. I'm
listening to Brody going off about the spaghetti, about being
the sauce being on top as opposed to being mixed.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Listen.

Speaker 9 (12:20):
I'm not Italian, but I'm from Hudson County and i
know a whole bunch of Italians personally, and I've gone
to many Italian restaurants and it's the sauce on top.
I can mix it on my own. I don't need
as that's sloppy.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
See, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
No, she's saying that, she's saying that it needs to be,
which is what I said. Okay, right, sweet, I was
sauce on top. There was other authentic Italians who said
you go to mix it.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Oh right right, So it's the sauce better.

Speaker 10 (12:51):
It looks better edbroken boys, as is somebody from somewhere scary.
Don't feel bad about getting vacation, man, Brody's been on
a vacation for over a year now, two years.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Enjoy it, yeah, twenty five months.

Speaker 14 (13:04):
Hey Brooken boys. Kelly from Long Island listening to episode
three zero six Skate speaking about his uncle's artwork. I'm
surprised you just didn't think about donating it to galleries
in New York City. I mean, totally makes some money
of the people buying it. Rich famous people just buying artwork.

(13:24):
It sounds like a Vincent van Gogh story. He never
sold any of his art work until he died, and
his sister in law sold it for him, so he
could have made money, all right, So you could.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Be sitting on the next van Go drunko cut his
year off ving go. Yeah, I don't know about that.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
I mean, but listen, listen, I guess. I guess beauty
is in the eye of the beholder when it comes
to art as well.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Right suppose, well, your uncle's got stuff turned into trash
go because you're then your cousin throw it out.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Yeah, but I still have two pieces right here. It's
sitting on my chair. I have to I don't know
what to do with them. My partners, I.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Told you leave him out your your your housekeeople throw
them up a mistaken Ebody's then you're like, oh, what
are you gonna do? That's a reference to an earlier
episode of Booking Boys. But she threw the sneakers out.
I think I mentioned that last week, yes, a few
weeks ago.

Speaker 11 (14:14):
Oh my god, Oh my god, David Brody, how many
are you gonna take it, Scary Jones with it should
not be allowed to have so many vacations.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Well guess what, David Brody.

Speaker 11 (14:28):
That's why our country, United States, is so unhealthy.

Speaker 19 (14:32):
That's why people are dying so early, because we work
our entire life, because it's our culture and it should
be changed. Hold on, I mean you can make a
funny AI song about how he spends his time in
a vacation.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
I did, Come on.

Speaker 12 (14:49):
I mean, it's just it's it ain't.

Speaker 11 (14:51):
Necessary, David Brody, like all those comments and Scary Jones
or another vacation, another vacation.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
What times change?

Speaker 11 (15:00):
Each time change, the culture is changing, so the radio
people taking more vacation.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
That's all.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
That is all is pretty simple, my friend. I'm gonna
respond to that.

Speaker 11 (15:12):
Brooklyn boy Is episode three zero seven state don't keep
it to not skip the gym. Oh hell no, especially
now before you know there's going to be Thanksgiving on
Christmas and cold and the only goal I know, I
know you only go to gym twice a week because
you said that. That's right, So don't skip the gym.

Speaker 17 (15:32):
Keep going and tell David.

Speaker 11 (15:33):
Brody he can sell his eBay items while you are
working out, and you guys are going to be just fine.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Thank you, appreciate you guy. Bertie, you want to respond
to earlier comment. Yeah, First of all, I'm commenting about
his vacations for two reasons. Number One, when I worked
in the exact same job as Scary, we had a
lot of vacations, had six weeks somehow it's eleven now,
but not eleven something like that. So I'm a little
bit like sour grapes about how many extra weeks they've gotten.

(16:02):
And also because I know the average slice gets one
two weeks vacation a year. Works very hard. So as
the man of the people, the voice of the people,
I am speaking for the people saying, you Bush, you
beast to your own vacation again, that's it. I'm obviously
it's good for him, Good for you, Scared, here we go.
I will make him, make him happy, scared. Good for you,
you got a twenty three weeks vacation. Good for you,

(16:25):
my boy. Podcast.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
I will say a lot of people have been complaining
about us taking all these vacations for the Big show too.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Right, Because I'm a man of the people. I'm on
this side.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
Now.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
This isn't just about the podcast. It is now about
everybody else. I'm talking about the big show.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
I just all I could say is that you would
take every ounce of vacation if it was given to you,
and if it was negotiated, you would take every cent,
because that's like leaving money on the table. Brodie, you
don't want to do that. We know that's a you're working.
It's about no, because like if if you're giving these
days off paid, if you're getting these paid days off,

(17:07):
that would be like them taking the money back. I'm
gonna let you in on a little bit of a secret,
and I'm pretty sure the slices already know this little secret. Ready,
but get close to the microphone, closer, put your headphones
a little tighter. If I was still on the show
and I was getting fourteen weeks vacation like you are,
I would be fine with it. But I'm here to
do the podcast and you keep going on vacation bitching

(17:27):
about it. I see what I'm saying, I see what
you yeah, Because this podcast, what little money we make
we make off of the commercials, and we make off
of doing the show and downloads, and if you're not here,
we don't make any money. Oh, I see what you're talking.
You see what I'm saying. Now, if I'm on the
Big Show and I'm getting twenty three weeks, twenty four
weeks vacation, don't get that way, bro, What do you
got it? You get these these vacation numbers? You know,

(17:50):
we don't get all that off. It's it's it's it's
it's it's it's what I perceive. It's I feel that gaggerated. Okay,
nineteen weeks fake eyah, seventeen not kidding, now, get them.
Somebody left the phone off the hook. Nurse Johnson, the

(18:15):
pediatric nurse, Nur Johnson, the Pediatrics plays on the third floor.
That's not gonna work. All right, Well, let's follow it
up with this next one from that same person. Yeah,
doctor Bombay plays. Come to the operating room, Doctor bomb
battye operating round.

Speaker 20 (18:32):
All all right, moving on, afternoon guys, Vinny from Brooklyn.
Then I say, I'm listening to this one about the
chicken palm with the spaghetti on the side and all that.
Here comes chicken palm not being an Italian thing spaghetti is.
And yeah, I gotta agree with the poster. It's got

(18:53):
to be mixed in, don't get me wrong, not a
sloppy mess. You want to put a little lader on
top afterwards. But copp from my changes the flavor. And
it has to do with.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
It has to do with Oh my god, he's leaving
us in suspense.

Speaker 20 (19:08):
Then, like I said, it's got to do with in
the pasta, from the pasta order. When you mix it
in right away, it absorbs all that. It becomes one
with the pasta. When you put it on. Even after
a minute or two, the pasta starts to dry. It
almost like slides off like slick. It's just it's not
the right way to do it. Guys, come on the
pain I feel. I thought you would know better than that. Anyway, Guys,

(19:33):
love you.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Visually slap at me. We took a sla on that. Well,
visually it's just better because of different colors. It's yellow.
And did you hear the disgust and the anguish in
his voice at the thought of sauce on top of
the true Italian I get it.

Speaker 20 (19:49):
Continue on the last thing, guys, if it comes serve
to me like that with the sauce in the middle
of the pasta like that, I know it's not quality.
I ain't eating it. It's a no, no, real Italian chef.
And I don't mean off the boat from Italy. I
mean even the second third generation American Italian is gonna
make a source that way and know what they're doing.

(20:11):
So have a good one.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Guys, you can't. I can't argue with him. I can't.

Speaker 14 (20:20):
Hey, aprocome boys, Kelly here from Long Island. On episode
three or seven, finally caught up. Scary about your airline experience.
If you go on to their website and read their
fine print, I am sure you will find somewhere on
there where you're gonna get some sort of refined or
Airlines has some sort of layover or issue with the

(20:41):
airplane fine print on their website. Boy has to do
is find it and call them and tell them about it.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Yep, plan on doing that, Yes, I do. I want
to update by episode three or eight. It's scary that
you called the airport for money and the airline.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Yeah, the airport, I'm gonna have to find enough. That's
gonna be a little difficult. Got to do something.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
It's got to be a customer service. The phone number
for Newark Airports, Gary.

Speaker 10 (21:05):
Yeah, Scary Scrody from CT Scary Donnie. Please play the
sound clip from the Lovely MJ from MJ which she
was on the Big Show. Oh yes, I really want
to be laughing in stitches, and please don't prolong this
like you're doing with Brody and his free steak dinner.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Thank you and the Jingles. Don't forget that on the jingles. Yep,
thank you. I get nothing.

Speaker 8 (21:29):
Hey Brooklyn boys, Caitlyn and Mark, not Luke tonight from
be Sure, So I know there was a little confusion.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
So I'm Caitlin.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Mom woman, but we got that one.

Speaker 8 (21:39):
Yeah, Mark, husband thirty four years old, thirty four years old,
and Luke is our two year old son who's in
the back. He is also a baby Brooklyn boy, and
we're all super fans and Luke actually laughs and during
our podcasts.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Love that.

Speaker 8 (22:01):
What the hands were causing the balloons on some FaceTime
or zoom or whatever it is, and the hand just's
close it. So if you do a peace sign, that's
what signals the balloons to come. And then if you
do like the rocker hands.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
That causes strobe lights and then.

Speaker 8 (22:20):
If you do a thumbs down, it causes lightning, so
it's over your hand gestures all right, yeah, but not.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
On the thing is though. That's on stream yacht, I think, think,
but it's not on the service we use, and I
keep trying it, it's not working. So we still don't
know what caused the balloons on our screen.

Speaker 15 (22:38):
Aprooklyn Boys Andrea from Virginia, a longtime listener, first time
talk back lever. Just a question when you were singing
the on top of Spaghetti the Meatballs song, Ye, did
Scary say parm meatballs because I could have worried? He
said parm meatballs and I'm pretty sure it's my four meatball, just.

Speaker 5 (23:03):
Poor me.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
But he said I lost my poor meatball.

Speaker 21 (23:08):
Brooklyn Boys is tea white. I'm usually a one to
talk back kind of guy. But I got a couple
so slices forgive me, particularly rock and Steve Overde because
I got to talk about the day thing really quick.
Everybody's talking about it's the first date. You got to
impress her, bloody bloody blah. If you are impressed by
how I spend my money or how I don't spend
my money. You're not looking to be impressed by me.

(23:29):
You're looking to be impressed by my wallet. So it's
already not going to work for me. Secondly, I'm gonna
jump into the next one. Secondly, in regard to comment
sections on Instagram, TikTok, whatever, there is this one woman
who I don't follow because I feel like if I
follow her it will ruin the magic. All she does
is tell dad jokes, but the comments are the most

(23:51):
vile shit I've ever seen in my life. It's always like, oh,
that's hilarious, and it's some disgusting sex act, which of
course I go in urban d sary because I need
to know what this means. But it's hilarious every single thing.
She's only two, and because I got through those ones
quicker oh no. And because I got through those ones

(24:11):
quicker okay, oh.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Are you doing that? No, it's stopping on its own.

Speaker 21 (24:17):
And because I got through those ones quicker wow.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
I think that was the call anders your is your No,
it's frozen. I guess it's a corrupt file. Damn it.
Call back and finish your story. We need part three, buddy,
you know what's funny, t Why is he's the guy
who bought your roadcaster? Yes, your old one.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
I hope he's not trying to use that. That's got
nothing to do with that.

Speaker 6 (24:41):
Okay, right, Hey, Scary and Rody, this is d Nice
from New London, Connecticut.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
What up?

Speaker 6 (24:48):
I'm calling about the fantasy football Remember last year? I
remember some illegal trades going on. Wait, you said you
got me. They wouldn't allow you back in to the league.
Is it because of the trade or is it because
of iHeart? I think it's because of the trade cheater.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Okay, So just to remind everyone, the commissioner of the
league said, my season's done, fire sale. Make me any
reasonable offer, I'll accept it. So that's opened up to everybody.
So I said, all right, I'll make you some offers.
So I offered him some sevens for some nines and
he said yes, but now people have made it me
a year later, going oh, I didn't yell at the commissioner.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Yeah, but he's also suggested that maybe you got booted
because you don't work for iHeart anymore.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
No, he then said it's because of it. No, it's yes,
they wanted employee only, but it was clear to me.
The commissioner was like, it's also because of those trades. Listen,
the commissioner said, I'm selling my team. Everyone had an
opportunity to do that.

Speaker 22 (25:54):
Two of us did, all right, Hey, Bertie and Scary.
Michelle from Florida commenting regarding the professional football team in Jacksonville,
the Jags, or you can just do vall other than that,
you're gonna add an eye in it and say jaguars. Apparently,
ever since your episode the other day, I've been saying jaguars,
trying to eliminate the eye, but it just doesn't seem

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to happen.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
There's no wire. It's war w a u are jaguar jaguar.
I'm finally we have a convert. Good. Yes, it's not
jaguar jaguars. People in the country say the Jaguars. It's
the Jaguars, Jacksonville Jaguars. That's just late that their their
mouth is being lazy. Jaguar, jaguar, jaguar. How difficult is that? Well, listen,

(26:41):
it's accident. It's you. It's where you hear other people
jaquars jaguars. It's like people in the Delaware Philadelphia, Delco
accents say, what are you gonna do?

Speaker 4 (26:50):
All right?

Speaker 23 (26:50):
So spaghetti spaghetti. It could be mixed and it could
be on top. Anyway it goes, it's going in my mouth.
So it's like, I mean, if it's on top, then
oh it looks good on top. But anyway it goes,
it's either getn't mixed in or getting dipped. Sometimes I'll
ask for like a separate plate for sauce, okay, just

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to you know, dip it scre.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Do you like it on top on the bottom of
you like sometimes reverse cowgirl sauce? What do you like?

Speaker 3 (27:20):
I'm a dipper, so I like my sauce pooled somewhere
and then I'll mix it myself.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Yeah, I like, I like a little. I like extra
sauce on the side. I had a salad problem last night.
My favorite podcast Sauce on the Side. Yeah, We've got
it's a good podcast that you could listen to after
you listen our episodes.

Speaker 24 (27:43):
Hey, Brody scary Manning here.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
I really like the bottom.

Speaker 24 (27:46):
I'm not sure if my last uh it did what
I talk back went through because my phone shut down
on me. So if it did, just skipped this one.
First of all, my order might be shipped just because
I'm driving up for training always after hearing scaries sticky

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valve situation. I'm surprised you guys didn't call the episode
sticky Valve. Question for Brody is, what would you do
in a situation if you were at station, the space station,
stuck now a space without a way back? What would
you ask from Boeing? I am sure, I'm sure you

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got you probably won't ask.

Speaker 23 (28:29):
For a free flight.

Speaker 24 (28:31):
Because I doubt you would trust them again to go
back to space. What would you ask from them to
comp for free desserts?

Speaker 1 (28:41):
I would want them to give me a lifetime of
free flights on other planes. Okay, on Lockheed Martin planes
or air Bus planes. That's a lifetime anywhere, anytime, any flight,
short notice. That's what I want. On other companies planes.
All hall king, Brody, I'm not going on bowling again

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at that point. And by the way, I'm not bad
nothing bowling. I'm saying if I was on the shuttle
and it left without me because of sticky valve. By
the way I looked up the problems, it wasn't sticky valve.
There was some sticky valve in there, but that wasn't
the main problem to other problems, but sticky valves. But
there was other issues. But yeah, but sticky valve is
one of them. Hey, it's manach, Hey.

Speaker 20 (29:21):
It's many again.

Speaker 24 (29:23):
Also in regards to the homework regarding the whole pasta
meat ball and so the situation. Yeah, since I'm Jewish
and I only need I tech, we only eat kosher,
not I only eat kosher. I've never been telling any

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real Italian restaurants, but I wouldn't give two ships how
it looks, as long.

Speaker 23 (29:49):
As it tastes good.

Speaker 24 (29:51):
But in a way, I would probably like the one
like the one with the sauce more in the middle,
for two reasons.

Speaker 20 (29:57):
You would know it's.

Speaker 24 (29:58):
Fresh, and it's not like that, it's not someone it's
not someone else. Is that they sent back and decided
to give it to you three minutes later, and it
looks more a little bit more presentable.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
All right, thank you? You knock them all right? Checking in.

Speaker 15 (30:17):
I know you guys don't control the commercials, but what
the freak is going on? I keep getting the same
commercial in Spanish and about female viagra.

Speaker 12 (30:27):
That is insane.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
I'm getting tired of hearing them.

Speaker 12 (30:29):
But as I said, I know you have no control,
no clue where that stuff came from.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
And we don't do the scheduling. That's uh, that's a
computer that does. Yeah, the algorithms. I guess ai is
in the computer named random. But that's funny.

Speaker 15 (30:46):
Imagine a Italian wedding and all they have for Italian
food is antipass that everything else.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
Anti is steak and chicken and no chicken.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
And then the best part of it is to covid
to half the guest. Okay, if I, if I could
just step in here as a non Italian. It's anti pasta.
Anti pasta means you're against pasta, right, it's gotta be yeah,
empty pasta. It's antipas meaning anting before right, not anti

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meaning against correct right.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
Be boys.

Speaker 14 (31:22):
Christie from Saddlebrook regarding the sauce on pasta.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
I don't think it matters either way. It's going to
taste the same experts had to absolutely pick one. It's
probably purely out of laziness. Be the sauce already mixed in.
But really it doesn't matter all right.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Well to the people cursing out other people's mothers, that't matter,
thank you, Christy. Let her finish, Brody. Sorry, all right, well, yeah, no,
I agree. I agree. So that what with with with
Christi from Saddlebrook not Vinnie from Vinnie from Brooklyn.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
I'm a flip flopper at this point because some of them.
I want my I want the sauce pooled so I
can dip some bread in it and mix it. But
then again, I'm a lazy fuck so like, for instance,
when I get my salads, I gotta have the dressing
mixed in. Fucking do it for me. I don't want
you to pour it. I don't want to have to
pour it on my own. Then it's uneven. Do it somewhere.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
I need a bowl. I need it and a bowl
flipped around. That happened to me last night. I went
out to dinner last night with Jeff and I ordered Uh.
We went to Tommy's Tits and Tubas. Uh, you mean
Dommy's Tabina Tap tap wheel tap that ass, Tommy's tap
that ass, and I ordered the season. Now listen, here's
the problem. I ordered the Seesar salad chicken sees a
salad with extra dressing on the side, and I said, no,

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I definitely want the dressing on it and another one
on the side. I said, so be careful because if
you ring it up extra dressing on the side, don't
think it means extra dressing all on the side. She said, No,
I got it, and naturally came out what unmixed dry
two dressings on the side, two dress side. I said
to the guy who ran the food out, can you
please ask them if they could mix it? So they
they brought it back mixed, but there's no way to

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ring it up that I want the dressing on it
and extra on the side.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
God, I just stepped out of my own shoes and
took a look at the two of us talking. These
are true first world problems.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
They really are. Yeah, there's people who have no food
and we're like, yeah, they brought my salad. I had
to mix it myself. Can you imagine that? The audacity
and they gave me such a big survey.

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