#308: Skeery Got Screwed Greek Style

#308: Skeery strikes back with AI and has it rip on Brody and then it continues to insult him LIVE in real time; Brody got enraged in the 10 Items Or Less line as a woman in front of him outsmarted him; Food fiascos: they messed up Skeery's Greek Salad order and Brody got more than he bargained for in his jambalaya; Brody feels he's eligible to win radio contests now that he's no longer an employee

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Start up up, start up, Brooklyn Boy, start up, Brooklyn buy,
start up up up. They making noise, no up, start
up up.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Episode threeh eight. It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Speak faster, speak faster. I gotta get to the bottom
of us. Look, I got to the bottom of what
what what? Okay slices Right before we turned on the
song to start the show, Scary says, look, look at me,
look at my camera, look at me.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Don't look any different.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
And he starts sticking his chin out and he's stretching
his neck and I'm thinking he'd get a face lift.
Is Tommy talk. I don't know what's different about me,
Brody Look, I don't know. I'm looking okay, but I'm
gonna say things that may be offensive. I don't want
to say the wrong thing. Okay, go ahead, say what
you want to say. Well, I said, your nose looks swollen.
You said, that's not it. Thanks, it looks like you
have more gray hair in the front. Now, well, no,

(00:53):
because there's no product in it. So there's that your
hair looks more gray. When you say product, you mean
hair dye, no, whatever, no, whenever I put on whenever
in the shoe, polish well, I usually put gel in
my hair and it kind of.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
It has dark No, it's a darker feel. But yeah,
the darker feel into your hair.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
No, I don't. Okay, I put in clear gel. I
put like studio line from Loreal is what I use every.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Morning, and it makes your hair black from no.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Because it's because when it gets wet, the wet look
your hair looks darker. And by the way, the sunlight
shining on my hair, so yeah, it looks yeah, but no,
that's not what I was talking about. What's Let me
keep going. What's the shirt?

Speaker 3 (01:35):
The neck of your shirt is drooping down so I
can see like three inches of your chest.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Okay, maybe that's not it. Zoom out, zoom out, maybe
zoom out. Yeah, maybe zoom out your cameras to zoom out.
Maybe maybe you're looking too closely, too granular. All I
see you're trying to check for out of out of
wack eyebrows and like straight hairs coming out of my nose.
That's not what it is. And yeah, I haven't shaven
for a while. These are things they haven't shaved. There's

(02:01):
nothing different a question.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Yeah, are you asking me what's different in the in
the whole screen I'm looking at or you.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Physically, Yeah, the whole screen. What's's I see your shitty
gold microphones being used?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Now that is correct, even brody, and for all the
slices you are listening to me on the gold mic.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Finally, well, the light hitting off the gold mic must
be beaming off the top of your head because you
have gray hair.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Look at that. It looks got my name in there engraved.
Oh that's nice. I can't see it, says Scary Jones
and Crie on the other.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Side, huh so on both sides, it's almost for what
that was for how many years on the show thirty
twenty seven, twenty birthday, twenty fifty birthday? Yeah, gold fifty.
You get gold free fifty. Isn't that great? And it
works because I'll tell you what was wrong with it
was it had a bad diaphragm.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Well you've had that problem before with the ladies.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
When I got it. When I got and I plugged
it in, remember how bad it sounded.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Yeah, Well they say, Sam Scarry down.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah, So they sent it back to the company electro voice,
and engineer Jeff said, hey, here you Mike came in today.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
Sounds good.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
And here I am, so here I am. It sounds
and it sounds like the mic and remind the slices
while you're using it at home?

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Well I have I.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Don't have a microphone. Really, I don't have a dedicated
mic position at work. I float around. I don't really get.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
That at sixty maybe yeah, But what I do have.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Is the old microphone, which is uh that I've been
using on this podcast since the beginning, which is now
for sale. So I think I want to sell this
so you know what, It's got a lot of scary show.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Spit the DNA. Yea, who wants my scary spin?

Speaker 5 (03:42):
Now?

Speaker 3 (03:42):
What are you going to do if the gold mic
malfunctions again and you don't have the backup mic?

Speaker 2 (03:47):
I got three of the mics back here, but this
one is now for sale?

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Am I selling that for you?

Speaker 5 (03:53):
Well?

Speaker 4 (03:53):
We are you doing that right here? I think I
think we're gonna we're doing uh, we doing right now?
We see two vs.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Oh shoppers, check this out. It's one of a kind
of scary Jones microphone.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
You gotta order it now. Yeah, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Everybody loves those, don't They just love them? It's so
easy to use that's right, Samantha Brody. Do you well,
let me ask you this, what what do these retail
for when they're new? Do you know the actual retail
price is approximately three hundred and twenty five dollars?

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Is that right after there was like five six hundred bucks? No,
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
The actual retail price if you want scaries is eight
hundred and ninety seven dollars.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Well, well, how much? What what's it worth? Looking? This
is a heavy duty quality microphone.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah, it is a little and if you look at
the screen on it, it's there's more than spitting there.
There's definitely some food particles. Anyway, anybody want.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
To buy brought that? Did you buy that new? Or
did you get it to bring?

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (04:43):
I bought this one brand new?

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Oh so nobody else's specie it? Now if he took
it from work from the old studios, that would have
possibly everyone who's been on the morning shows DNA on
it and some and some celebrities and celebrities right now
like Taylor Swift, the microphone tailor Swift use last time
she was on.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
That's gonna be worth a lot of money. This microphone here,
I've been talking to and justin Timberlake's French toast one
hundreds of dollars.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
We did this microphone here I've been talking into for wow,
five years. I've recorded you know a lot of things
on here aside from the podcast. Did you do the
off air show with that microphone? Then off air show
was done with this microphone. It's got to be longer
than five years. We've been doing this for se No,
of course, all my Slowman's commercials that I recorded from
home and duncan dun't jingle? Hit the jingle hit di

(05:27):
jingle twice and you stole me a combos one from
last week.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
That's three hit him him. He's talking about I'm describing
a situation to you. Hit both jingles. I want to
both back to back now.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
And give me the product endorsement one. I'm gonna let
you slide on the combos one, but those two you're
not cut it out.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
Stop it.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
And by the way, we addressed some sponsorship issues on
Slice Time.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Yeah we did for episode three h.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Seven, cats up with that which there were any but yeah, okay,
oh they weren't, but we addressed it.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
We did. So anyway, so happy to be here today. Yeah,
you have the gold Mic. Yeah, anyway, let me ask
you a question.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Yeah, so Elvis is obviously over fifty. In fact, he
just turned sixty.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yes, he did, and he has a gold mic he does,
and he got you and Danielle Gold.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
Mike's were turning fifty. Correct.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Now when I was still on the show, I had
turned fifty, Yes, over fifty when I left the show.
Do you think he wouldn't have been able to get
you two guys microphones at fifty because he didn't get
me one, or he would have been like, fuck.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
It, you're not on the air that much. Yeah, I
don't know, because I paved the way by leaving. Yeah,
but you know you're sick. There's no other fish.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
So no, I'm not to go fuck yourself. You're not sixty.
Shut the fuck up. I thought you were sixty. Oh sucker, Dick.
I'm sorry. Well anyway, but you're older than me. But anyway, yeah, yeah,
a couple of years older. He turned fifty first.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Okay, Well, well with that said, m I will tell
you that I think that this was just a new,
a new idea because Greg t if you remember, he
turned fifty and he did not get one. Oh but wait,
he was not working with the show at the time.
He was already that's right, So yeah, so maybe.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
Let it know. Okay, well right there you go. All right,
very good, very good?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Uh yeah, right, so where are we going? I don't
know you you wanted to bring something up real quick
because we had to take a break soon in a
a little while.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Do we do we really waste this much time?

Speaker 3 (07:42):
We may have We may have absolutely done that. You
know what I want to do. I'm gonna just get
this ready here, I want to play I want to
play audio, but I'll play it after the commercial break.
As you know, I mentioned previously on this podcast that
I am I am going to be part of another
podcast soon.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Right.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
We spent three weeks coming up with names, and the
name I came up with was selected. Very excited about that.
And I have an opening song that we're going to
be playing that I created for the podcast. And I
would like to use this podcast as an opportunity to
at least tease the podcast. And I'll tell you it's
not debuting for another couple of weeks, but okay, I'll
tell you a little bit about it when we come back.

(08:21):
But yeah, I have I have a major target Scamboni.
I need your opinion on this. Is it brilliant or
devilishly evil and terrible?

Speaker 4 (08:29):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (08:29):
I will well, before we do that, why don't we
just play the song and just rip the bandate off.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Let's get it going. Yeah, let's do it. First of all,
what's the name of the podcast.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
The podcast is called Thrown Together Thrown Together, and it
is hosted by myself, me, David Brody, and two of
my other hosts, Christian Blatt b L A.

Speaker 6 (08:50):
D T.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
And Eric Nagel from the It's Eric Nigels Show.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
All three of them, all three of us, have been
executive producers from major radio personalities.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
Thrown Together.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Was the producer of the massively popular, nationally syndicated Opie
and Anthony Show in the mid two thousands through the
almost twenty twenty. I believe they were on Serious exam
They're on radio stations on the country, and he was
their executive producer. And Christian was the executive producer for
The Dennis Miller Show Comedian Dennis Miller from Saturday Night Live.

(09:21):
And of course I was one of the executive producers
for Elvis Strand and the nationally syndicated morning show So
the three of us are getting together to do a
morning show style show live one day a week. It's
gonna be Wednesday or Thursday, probably around one pm, and
you'll be able to tune in live and then of
course if you miss it, it'll be living on YouTube.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
So easy and so people can participate live.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
Yeah, you'll be able to send questions and super chat
questions and all that stuff and interact with us on
Thrown Together, which is the name of the podcast, and
it's gonna be a an hour long. It's going to
be about an hour hour and a half. Yeah, one
day a week and see it. We'll see how it goes.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
Okay, I'm looking.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
So this is a song I wrote about Thrown Together,
the three producers hosting a show, and I have to
remix this so if it's not one hundred percent clear,
it will be clearer.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
But here it is. It's that time.

Speaker 7 (10:19):
Nor no War of the worlds since So what they're
doing today?

Speaker 4 (10:40):
Okay, there you go. That's cute.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Thrown Together by Fate, right, they produced shows that were great.
It's been a while since they got paid, so this
is what they're doing.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
You also took a ship on What Morning Radio does
some features, but.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
I just point out there's no gossip, no horoscopes, no
prank phone calls, no War of the Roses, okay, because
that's not what we're doing, and I love prank phone calls.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
I don't like there's no budget because you're using AI
to write your song. That's right.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
There's no budget, no income. We're just doing a podcast
because we want to do it. No Roger, no Rent,
that's right, No Roger Rent. Okay, the greatest lines on
television history. Right, well, good luck with that thrown together.
I'll give you more details as we get closer, but
it wanted to feel with the Brooklyn Boys at all.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
I might have to start playing the jingle for you
because technically you'd be getting paid off of that, right
and so that would be a product endorsement of another
podcast that you're doing.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
We have no sponsors, we're not signed by anyone. We
are not getting paid all right now. If iHeart and
and Premiere A Radio want to pick us up, that's
up to them. But as of right now, it's I'm
joining the podcast they thought of, and.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Uh, they're sticking to their original decision of leaving you
in the dust.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
How are they leaving me in the dust. For now,
I'm an equal co host.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
No, for now, ex the decision from before, like meaning
like your current status, your current status.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
Not going forward, I'm not talking about your new project.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Current status will not getting paid, yes, which is why
that sactly all right. I hope that changes, but we
have to do it before someone's going to pay us.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
All right, looking forward to it. What does it start? September?

Speaker 8 (12:20):
What?

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Uh, we don't have a start day yet, but don't worry,
you'll hear it announced on this podcast.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Oh really, I just use this platform to to actually
vacuum the listeners out of this one and into the
new project one hundred percent.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
Not this is a second thing.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
Uh, Like, just like you do speaking volumes with share,
I expect all the Brooklyn Boys to listen to the slices,
to listen to that podcast as well.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
All right, well, I'm looking forward to it. You know
you won't listen to a minute of it.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
You know me too? Well, Yeah, podcast was most unsupportive
co host. Come on, now, I support you. I support you, yeah,
me on.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
The Brooklyn Boys podcast. I support you on on your
other podcast. I've been on your other podcast. In fact,
as an executive producer of a morning show. We may
have to have you on as a guest. I would
love I would love to be a part of it.
You know, I would support you in any ways possible.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
So I know you would.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
And because we have so many connections in radio, we
have a number of big name comedians lined up to
be on the show that you that you personally didn't
want on this show.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Oh yeah, so okay, you bring those people to that
there sounds like a match made in heaven. Actually, so
I told you that was I talking about him on
this podcast about Who's Tonight? My Dad, about my dad
going to his fiftieth I didn't talk about it on
that I talked about it, Mike.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
No, he went to it.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
He went to his best friend's fiftieth anniversary wedding anniversary.
It was a fiftieth anniversary of what it was a
fiftieth wedding anniversary. Well wedding anniversary. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Bob,
Bob and Carroll from Bob and Carroll, Bobby O'Carroll from
Old Bridge, New Jersey. And so he hits me up

(14:09):
about a week before he goes Tony, I knew, listen,
I need help writing I gotta write a speech. I
gotta I gotta get up and say some words. They're
gonna give me a microphone, and I don't know what
to do. I just you know, I got things I
gotta say, but my brain is like I got all
these ideas, but I don't know how to put it

(14:30):
like eloquently. So I said, well, need to do my dad.
So Wei, we're here, we're gonna do. You're gonna give
me some facts about them. Tell me a little bit
about Bobby and Carol, and you're.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
Going to I'm gonna put it in AI in chat.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Shept, and I'm gonna see what open AI has to
say about it. I'm gonna say, give me a ninety
minute second to me a two minute speech about Bobby
and Carol.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
Sock Brody. I kid you not. You really shouldn't use
AI for anything. That's terrible.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
I should No, No, you know you know AI sucks, right.
So I told my dad, I said, Dad, all right,
I'm going to help you out. So he talked about
he was, yeah, so you know Carol, he give me
some details, fine tune it. So yeah, well, Bobby played
in the band and like they they met, like when
he was up on stage one night, and you know,

(15:21):
there was a woman in the crowd and she had
on her hot pants, so Carol had hot pants on.
So he couldn't concentrate or focus on anything else other
than Carol's hot pants.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
So hot pants.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
I plug hot plug that in there. A few other things.
You know, he's always he's like, he's always had like
a million jobs. He's had like seven eight jobs. All
these you know, my father, you know, knows them all
this time. So I had chat gpt, write him a joke,
write him a speech, and then I followed it up
with all right, make it a little bit more, make

(15:53):
it a little bit more. Said yeah, no, not even
make it a little bit more colloquial. I said, make
it first once brought over here, I said, I said,
my dad's from Brooklyn.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
I said, can you speak Brooklyn? And I swear to
you Brody. It changed his speech.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
From a very proper, elegant using Brooklyn where it's hold on, wait, no,
it gets better. So then I said, make roast him
a little bit, throw a couple of jokes in there
about how many jobs he's had and whatever the case,
and how he's always spending too much money on all
these parties. Okay, long story short, my father, and this
is not this is not the funny thing.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
Okay, this is not where the joke is.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
No, this isn't well, well, this is not where I'm
going because that's not what I'm gonna play you. I'm
gonna play you something else. So he basically said, all right,
I do, I'll.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
Do the speech. So he took it. He loved it.
My father owned it. He owned the night.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
My sister made some index cards. And then I talked
about it on the radio. And after this he does
the speech. He goes.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
Someone screams out of the back of the room.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
That was AI because I had spoken about it on
the radio and I told everyone, I told the audience
and wait until after the fact. No, I did it before,
So you suck. So he got caught. He goes, and
so he calls me. He goes at d Nay, he goes,
he goes, you saw me down the river. They all

(17:20):
knew it was artificial intelligence. I said, but Dad, you
do know you spoke from the heart. These were your thoughts,
These were your They just might not have been you know,
your words.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
You know that's not what you said on the air.
You totally threw him under the bus.

Speaker 4 (17:35):
I threw him.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Well, I threw under the bus, and I shouldn't have been.
I love your dad and I'm sorry I did that.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
He's not listening to this podcast. No he's not.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
So I said, you know, one of these days, I'm
gonna have to get up and I'm gonna have to
roast and say a few words about David Brody. So
I said, you know what, chat Cheept said, son of
a bitch, chat Cheept. I'm gonna tell you a little
bit about my buddy David Brody, and I want you
to write a speech about it.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
David Brody, are you Are you gonna read this speech?
Are you gonna have a I read this speech.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
I'm gonna try and get AI to do it. I
haven't tried this yet.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Let me just point out that anything in here that's
actually hurtful and offensive, you had to tell it.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
No, no, no, it has a mind of its own.
It's scary.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
If I had like a crooked thumb and it said
I had a crooked.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
I had it.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Look at your Instagram page, your Wikipedia, things that found
online about you in the past, that whatever it is,
things about you so hey, chat GPT you with me?

Speaker 6 (18:36):
Yeah, Tony, I'm here. What's up?

Speaker 4 (18:39):
Call me Anthony from now on. Please remember that Anthony?

Speaker 6 (18:42):
What can I do for you? Okay?

Speaker 4 (18:45):
Remember that speech we wrote about David Brody?

Speaker 6 (18:50):
Of course I remember what about it?

Speaker 4 (18:52):
Uh? Could you read it back to me?

Speaker 6 (18:57):
Here's what we came up with for David Brody.

Speaker 4 (18:59):
I'll kill you all right.

Speaker 5 (19:01):
Let me tell you about my dear friend, David Brody.
This guy could go to a five star restaurant, get
a steak cooked perfectly, and still find a reason to
demand a free dessert. Burn steak, forget about it. The
man will have the entire meal comped, and God forbid
you go out with him and let him see the bill.
He'll argue like he's about to lose his house over
the extra charge for guac.

Speaker 6 (19:24):
He's been out of work for two.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
Years, but trust me, he works harder negotiating a five
dollars refund than most people do at an actual job.
Every topic becomes a never ending debate. He's like Wikipedia
with an attitude problem. The guy argues so much I'm
convinced he could find fault in a sunrise Larry.

Speaker 6 (19:42):
David Brody makes Larry look laid back.

Speaker 5 (19:44):
Oh and on top of all this, the man writes
AI songs about me, because Yeah, what I need in
life is Brody's miserable takes set to music. But for
some reason I still podcast with him. Here's to you, Brody,
the cheapest, snarkiest, most argumentative pain in my ass I've
ever met. You're sixty and still ranting like it's a
full time job.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
I'm not sixty. I love it. I'm not cheap. I'm
good with money.

Speaker 6 (20:09):
That's awesome to hear.

Speaker 5 (20:11):
Did you end up using it for a specific event
or was it just for fun?

Speaker 4 (20:14):
Now you just said it live on the Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 5 (20:20):
Oh nice, So it's officially part of the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Now that must have been a blast. How did the
listeners react to it?

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Well, we're going to find out because we want them
to leave talkbacks for us, So we'll get some feedback.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
And I'll let you know how it went. Okay, Buddy,
tell him to go fuck himself. But Brody did not
like it. He said, tell him, Brody says, Brody said,
go fuck yourself.

Speaker 5 (20:43):
Oh really, that's a bummer. What's he upset about specifically, Well.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
He says, he's not cheap, he's not sixty sixty and.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
Not any of these other.

Speaker 5 (20:56):
Things that it sounds like he might be taking some
of it a bit personally. How did he feel about
the rest of the speech.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
He didn't think it was very clever. He's not laughing.
He didn't laugh once. Yeah, there was. It left a
lot to be desired.

Speaker 5 (21:10):
That's a tough break. Sometimes humor doesn't land the way
we hope. Maybe you could talk to him and see
if there's there's a way to adjust the tone or
content to better fit his sense of humor.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Yes, make it funny, Yeah, he says. The best way
to do that is to make it funny.

Speaker 6 (21:27):
Good point.

Speaker 5 (21:28):
Maybe tweaking it with a more light hearted or positive
angle could help. Yes, side jokes or personal anecdotes that
might resonate better with him.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
See to Brody, he's a snowflake that you have to
know that about him. He's very He can't He can
give a joke, but he can't take a joke.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
See, that's that's.

Speaker 5 (21:48):
Brody, got it, Anthony. It sounds like he's sensitive about
this stuff. Maybe focusing on more positive or less biting
humor might help smooth things over with him.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
Yeah, after roll. He is an only child, you know.
That has nothing to do with anything.

Speaker 6 (22:04):
That might explain a lot.

Speaker 5 (22:05):
Sometimes only children can be a bit more sensitive to
jokes or criticism. Maybe finding a way to balance the
humor with some genuine appreciation help.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
Sounds like a plan.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
You prove my point, You prove my point, all right,
all right, listen, I have.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
A nice day.

Speaker 6 (22:23):
Perfect, Thanks Anthony, you have a great day too.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
That is chat GPT from open air. That's a that's
a free app. By the way, I didn't pay him
penny for that.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
If you download another chat GPT app, does the second
chat GPT app become like white Jet chat GPT or
Indian chat GPT.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
What's the what's the nickname?

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Because that guy was like sarcastic chat GPT And you
could choose you.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
Could choose a different a different voice. You could use
a voice for chat gipt.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
You could like it could be a female, it could
be someone with a British accent.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
That's the voice that I chose.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
I was just saying, like all your friends, if they
have the same name, you have to nickname one of them,
maybe like Indian Matt.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
Yeah, indeed, okay, all right, a right, well.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Listen, I'd love you to take another shot at and
try making it funny and clever. But all right, yeah, okay,
I may have to do the same for you for
next week, miss, I'll just try another snorky song about
you that you seem not to like.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
With Scary and Verdie so there was a bit of
a surprise there. That was a little bit of a surprise.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
You surprised me with your AI songs. I figured I
could uh return the favor.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
But the songs I write about you're always complimentary. Oh bulls, bullshit,
focusing on your best aspects.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Yeah, okay, okay in Micile's not a compliment, not bad,
not on my block.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
Oh okay, that's a fight on my block, as we say.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Okay, So here's here's the I need to know if
this is clever, Scamboni or both. Have you been a
Target in the last two months? No, So they used
to have a self checkout area because you go there
on a Saturday and there's two cashiers. Everybody runs to
the self checkout because they have six I think in
my target there's six or eight self checkout registers and

(24:18):
about a month and a half ago, maybe two months now,
they made a new rule that self checkout is ten
items or less. You cannot do self checkout if you
have more than ten items. So I get online and
do self checkout, and I see the girl in front
of me has like thirty thirty five it's gotta shitload.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Items, okay, And I'm like, what the fuck? Like I
counted my items.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
I have ten items exactly because I didn't want to
get stopped by the by the grocery counter lady who
stands there and looks at your car to make sure
you can go on the self checkout one.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
I pause before you go further. Do you consider ten items?
A six packet die cocaus item?

Speaker 4 (25:03):
Ok just scan it once? Okay? Good? Continue.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
So I've got ten items. I've double and triple checked.
I've have ten items again. The girl in front of me,
she gotta be between eighteen and twenty four, young girl,
and she's got it looks like thirty items to me,
maybe more.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Well, she clearly didn't respect the rules of ten items
or less.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
So the woman, the UH self checkout police officer comes
up to her and says, it looks like you have
like thirty items in your cart. This is for ten
items or less. So she says, oh, I'm ringing up
for three separate transactions. I'm shopping for two other people.
And the woman says, oh, okay, right this way.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
She's scamboning the system. She pulled to David Brody, you
would have done the same thing.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
So my question to you you already answered, you're saying
nothing wrong with that. Well, I've had fifty items and
said she was ringing up for four other people on herself,
that she's shopping for other people.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
Was she like a instacart person or no, she.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Just said I'm doing three separate transactions. She never really
got into what she was doing. But regardless, the point
is you're not supposed to spend too much time at
the cash register, right at the machine, at the scanner.
So she's still taking up three thirty items. You know,
she's gotta plus scary, she's got to pay three times,
which means it's even longer than if she just bought
all thirty by herself.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
No, I just gave it some thought. That is a
scan bony thank you scan. Do you do you believe
that or you just wanted to use that word? No,
I do at first, I thought I got to chuckle
out of it because I'm like, gosh, she's just being clever.
But just because she's clever, it doesn't make her right
in what she did, because yeah, I mean, you're it's

(26:47):
it's it's each individual person physically standing in the line
that gets to do ten items or least you're actually.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
Getting a time limit of ten items to scan ten
ten ten.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Hop Well, well, at first you have to uncover and
discover why what is the purpose of a ten items
are less?

Speaker 4 (27:05):
Lying?

Speaker 2 (27:05):
I think the purpose is the want to people quickly, right,
But now she's three people. Yeah, because if she rang
up thirty items, she'd have one receipt, one credit card.
Now she's got to go do you want cash back?

Speaker 6 (27:17):
No?

Speaker 3 (27:18):
In search your card, pay, wait for the receipt, and
then start the second transaction.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
And I watched her well because you know me, I
wanted to know what she was doing.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
She pretty much rang everything up on the first transaction
and like the last two items she did on the
second hand non transactions.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
That was ballsy of her. She was lying, of course,
she was liked.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
I give her credit. My problems with the target lady.
The target lady she was like, oh okay, Yeah, she
didn't sound like that.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
I'm just saying.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
She was like, oh okay, I believe you. Well, it
must have worked for her in the past, that's why
she gave that.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Well, it has to work the first time sometime. Well,
he has the kicker scary. After she goes on the line,
God's honest truth, she looks at me and says ten items.
Only you have more than ten items. I said, I
counted it three times. I have ten items. And she
actually counted my items. Oh my god, so she's counting them.
I said, I'm ringing up for two people. She says, no,

(28:18):
you're just saying that because the other girl did. So
she counted my items, saying ten items, and I gave
her a look scary like me.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
I gave her to me face.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
I got checked with ten items, and this girl in
front of me with thirty something items was like, and man,
have for three people. Oh okay, right this way, let
me throw rose petals at your fucking feet.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Two imaginary friends that shouldn't be Yeah, my friends are
in the car.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
I'm buying everything for them. We'll let them stand there.
So go ahead and try that at Target everybody try
that at Costco. Well you can't. You can't have you
know what Costco is? What is their stance though? Is
there a sign up that says in Buffalo Buffalo stands.
It took me a second.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
Sorry, that's okay. The rule is ten items or less
at the at ther self checkout aisle.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Yeah, it doesn't say unless you claim your three people.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
Yeah, I feel I know right.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
Now people are saying, maybe she identifies as them. No,
I don't think that's what happens. I'm ringing up for
three people. So slices, he has your homework assignment scambony?
Scan bony? Is scary said? Or great idea or a
great idea that happens to be a scambony? Is she
cool with it? Would you be cool if you were
behind her and you had to wait?

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (29:35):
I don't know. I don't know, man, I don't know
how I know it.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
I would have been, but when the woman checked my
ten items then I was pissed.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
Something in the milk ain't clean? Is it white milk? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:50):
So anyway, anyway, anyway, I always can I can I
invite the slices while I have everyone? Can I invite
the slices to an event I'm doing Saturday is this
is hey, we're giving So we're giving away ten thousand
dollars in cash. Who's way, Garrett and I for we're
going to Americans We're going to American Dream.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
It's like I'm back to school thing. So Saturday already
mentioned the client.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Saturday from noon to two we're going to be in
court a GI give the dates.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
People will listen to this Saturday.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Well, Saturday, September fourteenth, from twelve to two pm, we
are going to be hanging out at American Dream and
we're giving away ten thousand dollars in cash, and on
top of that, tickets to DreamWorks water Park and Nickelodeon
Universe and some of the other attractions they have inside.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
Are you giving away five thousand and garrets give away
five thousands?

Speaker 5 (30:47):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (30:48):
I know.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Every fifteen minutes we're giving away like gift cards two
hundred and fifty dollars a year, one hundred dollars there,
five hundred and then and I believe at two o'clock
we're going to be given away five thousand dollars in
cash to one person.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
Now, what do you have to do for that five
thousand dollars. Nothing.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
You stand, you scan the QR, you show up, scan
the QR code boom, and you just be must be
present to win.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
Done.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
I don't officially work for iHeartRadio, so iHeartMedia rather, so
I can participate.

Speaker 4 (31:17):
Oh wait a second, No you can't.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
No, No, this podcast is a contractual agreement. I do
not work for iHeartMedia or it's affiliates, as they say, well.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
We do contests.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
The rules clearly state that if you or anyone in
your household at works that are iHeart Media.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
I'm my household. I don't work for I Heart Media
and you don't live here.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
So you're saying, as a former employee, you you not
qualified for call in radio contest.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
I can call them when jingle boll tickets. You can
win a trip to Sandals done you river?

Speaker 3 (31:53):
You know I'd love to go there. Yes, absolutely, you can.
Really I may have to do that, but you can
win jingle tickets.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Yes, you're right, Yeah, you're how we would it be
if you if you actually won, that would be enough
to put me on the air. No, where are you're from?
This is David Brody from Brooklyn, New York. Can you
imagine if I'm standing there and we're doing this contest
and the computer people are gonna get pissed and computer
picks your name because we do it. It's all random

(32:22):
selection by a computer. I'm legally allowed, and David Brody
comes up and I have to call your name on
a microphone that you win, yep. And somebody's like, dude,
I know, David Brody. You can't wait cast with that guy.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
You can't win it.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
If I scan a QR code and I'm going to
show up, I had no plans.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
You were not winning my money.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
I have dinner plans on Saturday night, but I'm the
plans in the afternoon.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
Dude, you can't. You can't. I think. I don't think
you should be able to. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Come on down to the American Dream in Ruth East Rothervid,
New Jersey and the Meadowlands MetLife Stadium where the Jets
and Giants plays. It into a water park and roller
coasters and a ski jump, and I got seventeen food
court is very excited. I want to win five grand, No,
fuck you. I want the slices to win the money. Slices.
If you're with me, Slice I'm the og Slice, I'm

(33:11):
master Slice Slices. The reason why I'm telling you this,
this isn't just me plugging any old appearance. Okay, I
hope the slices would I I can win two fifty right,
we'll give away wait, ten thousand dollars and several increments.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
It's gonna be a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
I hope to see everybody there wear your Brooklyn Boys
shirts and your Brooklyn Boys merch. I will, yeah, but
I will absolutely. I'm not talking to I'm talking to
the slices I have. I have more Brooklyn Boys shirts
than anyone possibly.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
You do not.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
You do not qualify. You are not I do no,
I legally qualify. You are not winning my fucking contest.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
I'll listen to the commercials. I'll go on the website,
look at the rules. It does not say that a
former employee cannot win. I'm gonna actually try to win.
I need the money, am I working?

Speaker 4 (33:54):
This is great? What a great way to get money.
This is terrible. This is all friends, Scary Jones and Garret.
I'm excited. I shouldn't have said ship. I shouldn't get money.
I should have mentioned it. I don't want you there.
I don't want anybody there that.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
I know this is.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
These are for people, These are for our listeners basically. Yeah,
but some of them are gonna win. Some people who
are walking through the mall are gonna win. Why should
they win?

Speaker 2 (34:16):
People are gonna be so pissed at you.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
But if I win, think about if I win, how
much free publicity will the American dream establishment get. It's
not a mall American dream. If I win, I'll talk
about on the podcast. I'm on social media, I'm verified,
I'll put up pictures and video.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
I have one hundred thousand followers on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
But the money, the money that that that could have
gone into someone else's pocket, you're almost like stealing from them.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
I feel, how was it stealing? If I win, legit, if.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
It's the odds are random and I go up with
my android phonow, it would be random, there's no there's
no fix, right, But then then people are gonna look
at it the then they're gonna think that that the
fix was in, that it was gonna be rigged, that
was that that was a rigged content. I know, I know,
we live in a world where people claim everything is rigged.
But no people sic QR code.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
We don't know each other. I can't.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
I cannot have you winning anything in my world after
that awful I think I barely know you anymore.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
You clearly don't know me. You don't know old I am. Dude.
You would not, don't you dare fucking show up and
if I win the money, I'll buy you lunch to
show I'm not chees. No, you could show up, but
don't enter. You cannot enter the win. I'm gonna bring
you know what I'm doing.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
I'm gonna bring another like an old phone I have
and activate it and have two phones scanning cure codes.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
Do I can I use different browsers to get up
multiple entries. No, No, that's not that.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
No, And we we've people those are keep cheaters, and
we find those, we toss them out.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
You know what, I'll bring one of my daughters, my
oldest daughter who lives apartment.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
Now, bring hers. We can try to win. We don't
want to know. We don't want you are your family
to win? No, you are? I love American dream. Why
why can't I'm I'm a customer.

Speaker 7 (35:47):
No.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
In fact, I had a conversation with my cousin last week,
She's like, we should go to the American Dream.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
I'm like, absolutely should. The Nickelodeon Park is there now.
Years ago, I'll never forget this. I was out in
Times Square somewhere, I think it was Macy's and I
was doing I was doing a Z one hundred jingle
ball ticket giveaway? Are you doing that this year as Macy's?
And there was no, no, no Macy's this year, And

(36:12):
there was a there's a lot of people trying to
win tickets for jingle Ball, and I drew the winner,
sketch them and no, I sketch them like like I
do my French girls, my French girls. Yeah, And I picked,
I picked the winner, and there was woman won.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
She comes running out of nowhere.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
She had a Macy's employee tag on and she won
jingle Ble tickets and people started.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
Screaming, No, that's not fair, that's not fair. It became
a big fucking to do.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
So I actually disqualified her on the spot because I said,
employees of Z one hundred and iHeart and Macy's are
not eligible.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
Well no, I took the tickets away from her and
gave them an read the drawing. But good luck getting
the money out of my hands. Well, I'll tell you what.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
She put up a fight, and I believe after all
was said and done, that was she went. And then
on the she ended up going to the show, and
then for whatever reason, because we didn't post whatever it was.
From now on, anytime we give away anything valuable, we
always make it very clear.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
Employees of blank.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
And blank people involved in this contest are not eligible
because they're not right.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
So I just can't have you there winning prizes.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
Sorry, I'm qualified, not an employee of iHeartMedia. Looking forward
to it. We need to love Game of Chandion. You
imagine how excited I'm gonna get. You want to see
happy David Brody slices slices, leave us a talk back.

Speaker 4 (37:44):
You want me to win?

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Right? Nice?

Speaker 7 (37:45):
Win?

Speaker 4 (37:45):
You don't.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
You don't want him to do it. I'm doing a free podcast.
I need some income, throw together podcast.

Speaker 6 (37:53):
We will be right back.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
I just texted my wife. Were going to be rich?

Speaker 2 (37:58):
No, you and your family, you stay home. No, you
want people to come? No, everyone except for you guys.
Even people know the Brooklyn Boys are gonna be there.

Speaker 4 (38:08):
The more people are gonna show up.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Yeah, but oh no, that's great, and you can come
and I'd love to see you, but but you can't
into the contest.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Yeah, that's not an option for me. Not too sorry.
It would be so great. I can't wait.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
I'm gonna go scan Ciraco.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Boo have like the lights go off and the balloons
and the confetti.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
Shoot up in the airs. Great, can't wait, can't wait?
Then you you know, it's be great when you go.
Excuse me, sir? You won what's your name? Love that?
And you have to pretend you don't know me. So
what's going on, buddy? What do you got going on? Well?

Speaker 3 (38:46):
I I fucked up. Well I didn't fuck up, but
Hulu fucked up. And now I'm gonna fight with Hulu
and Verizon Wireless and I can't get any help.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
So here's the deal.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
I called up Hulu to I wanted to change something
about my account. And when I called Hulu, they said, okay,
which account did you want to make that change to?
I said, well, I only have one account. They said, no,
we have here, you have two accounts. I said, well,

(39:20):
I definitely don't have two accounts. I said, well, you
have one that's free you get through Verizon I have
the Verizon Free bundle with my phone service. I get
Disney Plus, I get ESPN Plus, and I get Hulu
with ads. And when we signed up, we agreed to
pay an extra six dollars and forty cents for Hulu

(39:40):
with no ads.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
Follow me far so far, I follow you.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
But we used to pay for Hulu before this package
deal that we got like a year ago. So I said,
what do you mean to was, well, I have a
free account and I have an account you're paying for.
I said, no, wait a minute. I canceled that account
like nine, ten eleven months ago. Well it wasn't canceled.
I said, well, can you please cancel it because I'm
gonna check my charges And I checked my charges on

(40:04):
my phone and I see that, Yeah, I have a
in fact being charged for this second account, which I
didn't recognize. And I don't normally check every little item
in my bank account, you know direct, you know, autopay stuff.
I'm like, well that's weird. Okay, so yeah, cancel it,
but please don't cancel my free one. Oh no, no, no.

(40:25):
Keep in mind, I don't know what part of the
world I was talking to. So there was a little
bit of a language barrier, which is fine, it happens.
She said, I'm gonna make sure I don't cancel the
free one. I'm going to cancel the one you're paying for.
I said, fantastic, I said, but stay on the phone
with me because I want to make sure I can
log into Hulu again that you didn't screw my system up.
Now this is in the afternoon, so nobody's in the home.

(40:45):
Nobody's home but me, and you know, my kids are
at school. They watch Hulu up at college.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
Uh. And she says, okay, it's disconnected. I go to
my Hulu. She says, you have to go.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
Into the account and activate. I activated it, and my
Hulu's working.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
Fine. This was Monday.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
Okay, keep in mind as we record this, today is Thursday.
So Tuesday, I come home and I go, I'm gonna
watch Only Murders in the Building, which comes out on
Tuesdays on Hulu on Tuesday on Tuesday, season four. And
I click on Hulu and I click on Only Murders
in the Building and it makes me watch a minute
and a half of commercials.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
I go, what the fuck?

Speaker 3 (41:27):
So I go to my account and it says you
have Hulu with ADS, and it dawned on me that
the woman canceled my upgrade that I pay for for
no ADS but mistakenly called it a second Hulu account.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
So I call Hulu back and I get we're on
a fuck it which is a country. I don't know
where that's located. And I'm told, oh, let me check
that for you. Oh yep, we have the cancelation right
here yesterday. Let me see what I do. Oh you
get that. I'm on hold now for fifteen minutes. Oh uh,

(42:05):
we get that through You get that through Verizon. You
have to call Verizon. They'll be able to set you
back up. I said, yeah, you guys canceled it by mistake. Yeah,
but we have no way to give it back to
So just call call the Verizon. The call Verizon, you know,
they say to me, scary, Oh, we don't control vendors.
That's Hulu. You got to call Hulu back. Oh you sure, yes,
in fact, we can transfer you. We get this question

(42:26):
old customer service, ping pong. So I go back to
Hulu and I say, listen, this is the problem. You
guys canceled my my my no ADS package, and uh,
you told me to speak to Verizon to speak to you.
Ah no, that's that's a mistake. You need to go
into your Hulu account and you click on the Hulu
logo and it says manage your account.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
You'll be able to add your your right there. Okay great.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
So I do that and it says speak to your
Verizon provider. So I call Verizon back and they say
you can't do it through Verizon can't add the ad
free back because we didn't cancel it. But you could
easily do it in the Verizon app. Oh okay great.
So I open the Verizon app, I go to manage
my account. I follow all the steps and when you

(43:09):
click manage my package my bundle, it says all managing
of this account must be done through Hulu dot Com
slash account, which I already got sent to it.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
So it's basically one big circle jerk.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
I so last night, which was Wednesday, I'm still going
back and forth.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
Neither company wants to help me.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
I said, I'm going to try chatting with them. So
I chatted for forty five minutes with Verizon and the
first thing I said on the chat was, Hi, this
is my name and number. You have my information, and
I said, listen, I tell them the story. I have
Hulu with ADS. I want to get my upgrade back.
It was canceled. Okay, I see three dots, three dots.

(43:52):
Seven minutes later, I've confirmed you have Hulu with ads.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Oh really, so all that time, that's all they can confirm. Oh,
we've confirmed something you just told me on the phone.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
Yeah, I'm sorry. So she told me.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
Thank you texted that right, so they can actually look
at your text for reference.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
That's correct, I said, did you scroll up case? I
already said that. I said, please give me back my
Hulu with ads. Six minutes go by, according to your account.
We checked your account thoroughly and your Hulu with ADS
is working properly.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
Is that correct? Okay?

Speaker 3 (44:22):
Again, I don't want Hulu with ADS. I want my
Hulu ad freeback. Can you please do that? All right,
I'm gonna have to check with our our our concierge
department or whatever fucking department was okay, great? Eleven minutes
go by.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
They verified that you have the Disney bundle, oh boy,
and you have ESPN and Disney without commercials and Hulu
with commercials and if you'd like Hulu without commercials. You
can get a separate Hulu account. No, no, no, I
don't want that for thirteen dollars a month. I want
my six dollars and forty cents back. You're gonna have
to talk to Hulu. So I called Hulu again yest

(45:00):
night at one in the morning, and I said, look,
you guys fucked up. You guys accidentally deleted my accounts. Yes,
I know this has happened before. That's how I know
we can't help you.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
So you've accidentally deleted the free commercials from other people before.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
Yes, and nobody thought to come up with a solution.
I said, listen, somewhere between you and the guy who
Eisner is Michael Eisner, who was the CEO of Disney.
I'm not saying, I said, somewhere between him and you
is a person that knows how to go in the
system and give me my Hulu with ads free again.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
Get me that person. There is no person.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
Yeah, you don't work for the CEO of Disney, so
somebody's it can go in there.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
Someone can do it.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
I said, you know what, just give me a free
Hulu ad, free Hulu account and I'll just log into
that it's fine, Oh, we can't do that.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
Well, can I speak to a supervisor?

Speaker 3 (45:59):
I already spoke to a supervisor when I had you
on hold, and they're gonna tell you the same thing.
So I said, well, I still want to speak to them.
She says, you know what, you should call Verizon back
because they can absolutely do it for you. They're lying
to you. I said, so Verizon's lying to me. She says, yes,
ask for a supervisor. I said, why would I ask
for a supervisor with Verizon? If a supervisor would Hulu
is going to tell me the same thing you just did.

(46:20):
If you just told me, then supervisor can't do anything.
Why would I ask for a supervisor a Verizon? Right,
I'm following the fucking bouncing. By the way, this is
a Hulu. They are de Lulu. Yeah, as Hulu. Do
you Hulu think you're fucking with?

Speaker 4 (46:35):
Do you think you're right?

Speaker 3 (46:38):
So I said, you know what, I'm gonna roll the
dice yet, let me speak to your supervisor and I
get Jane.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
Girl.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Jane sounds like she's from North Carolina. Maybe I'm having
a great conversation with her. We seem to understand each
other on the same you see eye, I said, Jane,
let me ask your question.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
Who is your boss? Jane? Stop this crazy thing? Crazy?

Speaker 3 (46:59):
Give me yeah, fucking without ads. There is nobody above
me for me to transfer you to. I said, you
work for someone, somebody as your boss does your reviews,
hired you, makes more than you. And although they can't
get on the phone right now it's two o'clock in
the morning, you can write them an email and say, listen,
we need to escalate this because you guys deleted my

(47:21):
my my account and I can't get it back.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
And it's not a Verizon account, it's a Hulu. It's
Hulu with no ads, Hulu, that's you.

Speaker 6 (47:30):
You.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
It sounds to me like an easy fix, though I
don't know. Why don't you think it's such a fiasco.
Why does this becoming like you know if i'm because
to me, it's like, okay, why don't you just undo
the button that you're pressed?

Speaker 4 (47:45):
Like that's right? Can't you avoid the transaction? Start over?

Speaker 3 (47:48):
I said, get an it guide to avoid it, to
go and and delete the transaction.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
That's got to be possible. How is this? How is
this resolved?

Speaker 3 (47:57):
So then she says, call Verizon, cancel your account and
when you get a new account, it will give you
the option to get add free again. So I call
Verizon and I say, I said, look, I'm at my
wits end here. I've already been fighting with you guys
and Hulu for three days. If I cancel my account,
my free account that I get because I have a
high end phone plan with Verizon, can you give me

(48:20):
a new, fresh Hulu account and I'll just add the
ad free back in. No, you have a promotional thing
and if we cancel it, we won't be able to
give it back to you, so you'll lose the bundle entirely.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
This is what I'm dealing with. Scary.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Yeah, so I'm going into the Verizon store because you can't.
You can't call your local Verizon store because even though
they list their nine to seven three area code phone number.

Speaker 6 (48:44):
Scary.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
What happens when you call it, It transfers you right
to the eight hundred number with hello, I'm your Verizon assistant.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
Hello David. Hello, David's worse AI than you. A piece
of shit that you use to do my I was
gonna say that sounded like my guy.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
I I asked them for free dessert. I asked them
for dessert. I asked them for a napkin. I couldn't
get ship, so I have to watch, so I had
to watch listen. I know third world problems.

Speaker 4 (49:10):
I get it.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
I know slices a lot of you. There's a layer.
I know the first will problems. There's a lot of
people who you're listening to, uh this right now, And
I'm sorry. I know that you have streaming services with ads,
and that's what that's where you are and that's what
you have, and that's great and that's and I don't
forgrudge you that. But I have a family of five
that now knows I am responsible indirectly for fucking this up,

(49:32):
for telling them to delete my second account. So I
am on the hook for making my kids in school
in college watch commercial and commercials an't the worst thing,
but if you're if you're watching a movie, you should
watch it commercial free if possible.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
It's kind of kind of ruins. I get it. Dollars
and forty cents. We had the money.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
We're like, uh and plus we did it a year
and a half ago. A year ago, whenever it was I.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
Want my I can't get it.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
This is the bureaucracy of Verizon wire and Hulu and
clunky systems where they didn't have a button for it,
but we don't have a button for that.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
Can't do it.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
It's like when you go to a place to go,
can I get an extra side of sauce? We don't
have a button for that, but just give me a sauce.

Speaker 4 (50:11):
I can't rut. I got to ring it up for it.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
It's like it's like when I went to that restaurant,
they couldn't bring me up for a penny, the charge
me a dollar for soda.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
Yeah, well, fucking business. It's unbelievable. So so do we
have a solution here?

Speaker 3 (50:24):
No, the solution is after this podcast, I'm driving to
the Verizon Wireless store. Were they gonna tell me, sorry,
we don't handle streaming in the score. You gotta call
the fucking number, all right.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
So fuck Verizon Wireless, Fuck Hulu, fuck whatever country I called.
I want my fuck the ads on Hulu.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
You should they have to film only murders in the
Verizon store.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
I don't want to make this all about customer service problems,
but I had one yesterday too, and it's just kind
of funnybody.

Speaker 4 (50:53):
Wants to hear about your customer service problems.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
So I ordered, I ordered a salad from this place
on uber Eats. I'll make it very brief and then
you could just if.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
You have something scary says salad, he means sight of
ham so brody.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
I ordered, Yeah, I ordered a Greek salad off of
uber Beats. And in the Greek salad it was in
the Greek salad was well, you know me, I have
to have my head on you.

Speaker 4 (51:18):
Yeah, your olives, a gyro, a platter of sevlaki, the
Greek salad.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
No, no, I just wanted a salad, a salad right
on the Greek salad.

Speaker 4 (51:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
And I and you know, in a Greek salad, according
to the description, isn't it's it's cucumbers, olives. He comes olives, tomatoes,
And you couldn't let me say olives first. You gotta
go back and start over. It comes olives, tomatoes and
chickpeas and feta cheese, all right, and then little'ziki sauce,
and then they throw in peana chips and and what

(51:52):
was it quinoa, which whatever, that's not Greek. So I
didn't want that, so I I you can there's boxes
you could check to unchecked, so I unchecked quene want
and tortilla chips.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
You're so picky, I checked unchecking. You just eat off
the menu the way. But I put add ons.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
So I added white meat, chicken, avocado, very greek roasted broccoli,
and and uh bare ribs and collie shut up, dick
and coliflower, okay, coliflower broccoli flo couliflower chicken.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
And and I wanted my set. I wanted the dressing mixed.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
In scrup of mashed potatoes and a grill cheese sandwich
and a jar peanut butter and one stick of butter.
So four coad of scared stop it.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
It was the salad with the add ons avocado, chicken, broccoli, egg, frock,
broccoli and coliflower, the war from.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
Coveil cake ice cream cake. And by the way, it.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Comes with it like a Greek dressing whatever they call
Greek dressing. And it was it was mixed it maple syrup.
So the order shows up, and I take the I
take the plate out of the I take the container
out of the bag, take the plate. Throw this is light,

(53:26):
it's very light. What the's going on? It's the gyro,
So I opened it up. It's all the add ons
on a bed of lettuce with nothing. It was like,
wait a second. I didn't hit the build my own
salad button. I hit the Greek salad button. So Greek

(53:47):
salad is inclusive of tomatoes, cucumbers, feta.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
Cheese, and all the ship.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
So you have a cheeseburger with tomatoes and bacon.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
You don't just get tomatoes and bacon.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Well, I know someone fucked up back there because I
looked on the on the receipt on the bag and
it said Greek salad and on this this stuff. So
they took out the tortilla chips, and like I asked,
they took out theoa.

Speaker 4 (54:12):
But they also took out the Greek salad.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
They just left me with lettuce and my add ons
and with no with no dressing. So I'm like, fucking
tone of ship fit. So I go on and I
start chatting with That was the calzone in there, at
least I ordered last night. So I'm like, give me
my money back or something. So they wrote me to

(54:37):
some fucking stupid thing back on the chat saying, well,
from time to time I told.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
Them what I didn't get. I explained it and said.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Yeah, it happened, salad. You know you gotta give these
stores a break. From time to time. Uh, they will
forget some items, and I know part of your order
was missing. Part of your order is missing Greek part.
So so like, did that solve your problem? And I
I'm like, no, it did not solve my problem because
they just wanted me to forget about it. They figured

(55:04):
they would come back in me once not ordered me shit,
and I'm like no, I said, podcast, I want I
want a refund on my entire order because bring me
my food. I only got my add ons. I did
not get a Greek salad. I ordered a grin sound
where's the gray dude, I can't have a salad without cheese.

(55:26):
I need cheese and by dressing, I wanted to sandwich
there at least brody. I only wanted a salad. So
I was like, fuck this place, man. I was so pissed.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
So what did you get? Well, they wrote back to
me and after.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
That, who if you got Hulu with no ads, I'm
gonna be pissed. They went back to me and they
gave me a refund on my order.

Speaker 4 (55:50):
And that was it. Now the delivery of your Greek salad.
It was ten o'clock by this point. I ate, So,
I ate the half a tray of whatever.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
The fuck they gave me my yeah, the and salad,
the and salad right right right, and the Morning show right.

Speaker 4 (56:04):
You got salad plus. I can't get Hulu plus.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
You got salad plus, so right, So they gave me that,
and I ate it, and I begrudgingly went to bed hungry.
And then but do I need to go back in
today and be like, wait a second, Not only do
I want my money back, I want blank, I.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
Want my Greek salad. Tell them you didn't eat last night,
you got no dinner. They ruined your dinner. And then
explain to him something I heard my grandfather once taught me.
It's called even if not even, and get your fucking salad.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
Grandfather Brody, sixty year old grandfather Brody.

Speaker 4 (56:38):
My grandfather. It would be hard for me to be sixty.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
But yeah, kidding anyway, So I thought you'd find that funny.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
Funny. I'm outraged, and it's not worse. It's not worse
than my my Hulu situation.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
But what what moron packs the packs the bag and
packs the container and it only puts the added items
and doesn't put an actual fucking salad. I ordered a
Greek salad with these things. They do this routinely, every
fucking three minutes. Add they add because they have adding
column and a subtract column. But this the basis for

(57:13):
my The base for my order was the Greek salad.

Speaker 4 (57:17):
Scary.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
I've ordered a plain cheeseburger and gotten no cheese on it,
and I was told by the restaurant where you ordered
a plane. I go, yeah, the cheeseburger has cheese. The
rest of it's plane. Well, you said plane, then I
would have ordered a plane burger.

Speaker 4 (57:35):
I got. You know, you know what happens is what
happens scary.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
The guy at Grand Lux Cafe in Paramus, New Jersey
who decided, instead of parsley to throw green onions on
my food got fired for that.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
Did he really? Yeah? Is that the following up?

Speaker 3 (57:50):
Yeah, he got fired and he went to work at
the salad place that you got your salad from, and
he fucked up your order. To same guy, that's what happened.
The same incompetence fucked up your oh Greek salad.

Speaker 4 (58:07):
But he wants these things.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Did you use the word only did you write Greek
salad only?

Speaker 2 (58:12):
No, no, I wrote Greek salad and then and then
add these four items and take away these two because
because the Greek salad is inclusive of the tortilla chips
and the and the and the keidwah, which I did
not want. So so you could do there's a subtractive
column and an adding column, and I wanted I wanted
avocado and chicken.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
So is there possibly I know you have a little
your thumbs yellow chubby around this time of year, is
it possible there's a button that says mark all and
you hit the mark.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
All because they because they they printed the receipt and
stabled it to the bag and and everything was there.
And the best part is they put it like a
red sharpie check mark on each thing, like.

Speaker 4 (58:52):
Check check check check check. Did they check the feta,
Did they check the tomatoes?

Speaker 5 (58:56):
No?

Speaker 2 (58:56):
They checked off the word Greek salad, but they didn't
put the Greek salad in it.

Speaker 4 (59:03):
Wow, you got fucked.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
You got to go get your free Greek salad or
you or you discussed me and you failed. Come on
my paddle, wan, you need to go in there and
get your free salad.

Speaker 4 (59:14):
Is that like a Star Wars reference. It's a Star
Wars thing. It means you trainee. Oh my young.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
Young you are Yes, it's Star Wars reference. Don't watch
the Accolade.

Speaker 4 (59:29):
It was terrible.

Speaker 6 (59:30):
Okay, what else?

Speaker 4 (59:33):
What else? What else you got? Is not going to commercial?
I don't we want a commercial. You had to face.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
We're out of commercials. Oh, let me look at my notes.
I have one more thing I definitely wanted to talk about.

Speaker 4 (59:43):
I know you did, that's why. Yeah, we glad we
planned this.

Speaker 3 (59:47):
Oh you know what. I went to a restaurant for lunch,
as you do.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
More food, here we go.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
I went to a fantastic Have you ever been the
yard House?

Speaker 2 (59:57):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (59:57):
I have. There's one at American Dream. Oh looky for you.
So I'll go there for lunch with my winnings. Winnings.
What did you win? Possibly five thousand dollars? I don't know.
You do win ship? Not for my contest? He didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
No, it's not your contest. It's it's the contest run
by the mall. And I am one hundred percent allowed. Okay,
so you know what.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
So I'm gonna tell you know what.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
So I went there for lunch and I ordered the jumbalalaya,
and I ordered rice and sausage and shrimp and chicken,
and is delicious brown sauce over a bet of white rice.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
I mean, it's just.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Protein and carbs, protein and carbs, so good, protein and carbs,
so delicious.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
And I've had it there before, but I haven't been back.
I haven't been there in a couple of months.

Speaker 4 (01:00:49):
By the way, I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
I wouldn't suspect Yardhouse to be a place where you'd
order jumble lie, I have to call you out on
that for a second. Who the hell is your jumbalaya
at Yardhouse? Yard House is known for its beer, I'll
tell you. Okay, so I'm gonna be a for lunch. No,
but like I would stay, I would stay neutral, do
the cheese.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
But I didn't order Italian food, Okay, but I ordered
Jumbalaiah Cajun' had it there before.

Speaker 4 (01:01:12):
I've had it there four or five times. Okay. I
don't want to, you know, take a ship.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
There's no creole restaurant that I wanted to go to
them all. So I get to I get the food,
and I take a bite of my shrimp, and I
hear it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
Ooh, that's cardinal rule number one.

Speaker 7 (01:01:29):
Brody.

Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
Oh, I'm a percent right now for you. Now, the
shrimp is in the sauce, and I see that the
tails are on it. We've talked about them.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
Did one of the early episodes of the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
I remember I remember going off on leaving shrimp in
its shell in a fucking set and it's something that
you got to pick up with your four.

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
Correct Now, it's one thing. If it's on top of
a salad that you might order, like a Greek set,
it's still unacceptable. It's still unacceptable, Okay, but you can
you can. If they're on the top and have sauce
on them, you can take the shell off. I know
in fine restaurants they will tell you that the flavor
stays in the shrimp better. And it's all the flavor
comes out of the shell.

Speaker 4 (01:02:08):
It's all. It's yardhouse.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
It's not the fucking four star Michelin's the star dining restaurant.

Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
It's yardhouse that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
It's covered in sauce and it's covered in a delicious
So I have to like lick the sauce off and
then take the shell off and then throw it back
into the sauce and mix it like okay.

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
So the manager comes off. I didn't call the manager
a very nice guy. Turns out he's from far Rockaway,
which is in Queens, not far from where we grew up,
not that far. Comes over, a really nice guy. He says, hey,
how's everything going, Guys enjoying lunch? How's your server?

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
Everybody? Hey, listen, everything's great. We're regulars here. I have
a question.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
I've had the jumbalaya before, I've never had the tails
on the shrimp before. I said, is this a mistake?
What's going on here? And he says, well, the reason
we leave the tails on is for the flavor. And
I said, listen, Doug.

Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
So choking hazard? Judt Doug, Yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
Said, Doug, listen, I can't see the shell covered in
brown sauce. And why would I want to go digging
in the sauce to get the tail off? Well, I said,
did you just change this rule? Have I been getting
lucky all this time? No, they just ordered a new
kind of shrimp, and because it's a gourmet shrimp, it's
a higher scale quality shrimp.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
Keep the tail off shut to change your policy? Fuck
that I'm doing I'm magy for you, Brody, I said.

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
I said, Doug, I'll tell you what you do. Give
me the cheap ass shrimp he used to put in
here before that no one complained about that didn't have
a co when you bite it, because nobody wants to
bite shells in sauce. How am I supposed to do
this with my hands and get the shell off? So
he says, listen, I see your point. Here's what we
can do if you order it. We can dshell the

(01:03:49):
shrimp for you before we put it in the in
the dish. I said, so you're telling me, But the
next time I come here, I want the cooks to go, oh,
this fuck wants me to take the shells off the.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
Shrimp, dig their fingernails in their asshole first, and then
I said.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
I'm gonna d shell my shrimp. I said, shouldn't it
be done in the prep process? I said, nobody else
has complained. He said, well, we just changed it a
month ago, a few weeks ago, whatever it was. I said, Doug,
you gotta tell corporate change it. You exactly changed you
to tell you to tell them run it up up
to change mess. What, Brody, They're not just doing that
at that yard house. They're doing that at yard houses

(01:04:26):
around the country.

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
I se Doug, was this your idea? He's like, no,
this is the corporate policy. It's fight. It's a better
quality shrimp. I go, who complained about the quality of
the shrimp. I want shitty shrimp without the shell shell.
Shitty shrimp. That's what I want. And by the way,
shitty shrimp. You know how I would pronounce.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
It shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp.

Speaker 4 (01:04:48):
Nah. You know.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
They do the same thing with olives, and sometimes you
throw olives tail they the olive. Yeah, why don't do that?
And then you don't want to flavor the p break
a break a fucking tooth?

Speaker 4 (01:05:02):
Oh can I tell you don't know?

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
This person at the at the salad place you ordered
from may have saved your teeth by not putting the olives.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
And you said, nope, I've ordered different from there before,
and they do a great job of with their klamada
olives and deep pitting them. It's not kalamade olives, No,
not gola mode, not like calamari Klamade's no, it's klamada
k A l A m A t a colamada.

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
I gotta I gotta play a video, few I'll do
it next week. I don't want to go looking for
the video now. But my friend Eric, who's doing new
other podcasts, I mean it's Eric sent me a video
that he was ranting about on his podcast. It's a
guy who I don't even know if he's Italian, doing
a TikTok video or reel on Instagram of both about
his Italian sandwiches. And he's like, look at this, we

(01:05:46):
use fresh and.

Speaker 4 (01:05:51):
Then he goes back to talking normal. He's clearly putting
the accent off the rudio. Of course, he has music
to my ears.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
I love that, and I don't I think he might
be Hispanic, and he's deliberately putting on the Brooklyn italianas.

Speaker 4 (01:06:02):
Okay, I got no problem with that. I have no
problem with it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:04):
But Eric was very upset that he goes this is
he's trying too hard, And.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
Then all the comments are like, what's gaba ghoul? Would
you explain scary to everyone? What gaba goool is actually
capa cola. It's c A p I co o l
a something like that, and Hapa became gabba cola became ghoul.
Give me upon Goba gool. That's our neighborhood in Brooklyn.

(01:06:28):
And then it was more popularized by Tony Soprano because
he said, Goba ghoul. Yeah, wracked that guy. Keep that
guy put a ball in his head. Give me some
go by the way, have you ever seen Ariy Spears
from Mad TV? Do Tony Soprano?

Speaker 4 (01:06:42):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
In fact, I have a video of him, and I
cannot believe the words are coming out of this guy's mouth.
I'm like, that's not he's he's he's a black guy. No,
and Heprano's a black guy. No, Ay Spears. I need
to tell our audience doesn't know who he is. So
I explaining and he's sitting there talking, being interviewed, and

(01:07:04):
then all of a sudden, he goes into the voice
and just like it does a minute of spot on
Tony Soprano.

Speaker 4 (01:07:12):
In fact, it's weird. It's weird because he doesn't look
like Tony Soprano. It doesn't look look he looks nothing.
He looks like Sapruce.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
Hold on a second, let me get okay, but before
you play me the video because I brought it up
because you sent it to me, let me ask you
a question.

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
Scary when people do voice impressions of other famous people. Right,
let's say I did a great or you did a
great Tony soprano. You don't look like Tony soprano. Wouldn't
it be weird to see the voice coming out of
your mouth?

Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
This is the first? Yes, why really weirder?

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
But why is it weirder that Aery Spears is black
doing Tony soprano as opposed to a guy who also
didn't look anything like Tony soprano but happened to be white,
maybe a redheadache.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
Yes, it because it's completely like it just it just
doesn't add up.

Speaker 4 (01:07:54):
It doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
It looks like somebody's just lip syncing, but it just
doesn't work. I don't know why, because you can't.

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
He goes.

Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
He goes to full on Ginzo Italian. Here, let me
let me, uh play it all right, let me play
it for you. You're not playing for me, You're playing
for the slices. Yeah, I'm not playing it. Do you
think I do anything for you on this podcast? I
do everything for the slices, not for you.

Speaker 8 (01:08:18):
You do what you can, You do your best, all right,
your favorite Anything that's new feels like a new child. Uh,
but I love Tony soprano because one it's a white
guy Italian and nobody expects you to do that.

Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
He said it to himself. I asked me a question, Tony,
what did you do with the body? Does matter what
I do with the fucking body?

Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:08:43):
My, guy's gonna fuck Marry show. What's your question for
the position for the King? I run a fucking under borsh.
I'm about doing it, Johnny fucking shack buried behind the
fucking bout a bigger doneon matter it goes, Oh my god,
like I'm watching your mouth when you do it?

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
That is that the King?

Speaker 4 (01:09:02):
You can't believe it, Tony to.

Speaker 8 (01:09:06):
A daddish uncle Jona, Jny fucking check. So then you
gotta have met on a we'll go down on audio
assumios audio fucking bokash.

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
He's snapped a mat of guy. But to go fucking gravy,
that's a different language.

Speaker 8 (01:09:18):
You just.

Speaker 4 (01:09:20):
What's your best impersonation? Your your favorite feels like a
news enough enough enough you op it? Oh that you
looped it? You looped it looped Anthony?

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
Anyway you loop that that that guy is who spot offs.
I don't think there is a better person. There is
a better impersonator than that guy right there, amazing award
winning ten out of ten.

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
I don't know, I don't remember anybody on on social
media does a better Tony soprano.

Speaker 4 (01:09:47):
No, you're right, all right, tremendous, all right on that?
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:09:51):
So join us on Saturday at the American Dream where
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Speaker 7 (01:09:55):
You ain't gonna win.

Speaker 4 (01:09:56):
Ship.

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
This is double negative, which means I'm gonna win. Said, yes, no,
that's how we're do it. You know where our rock
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