The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #333

The Brooklyn Boys' "SLICES" comments, feedback and iHeartRadio Talkbacks for Episode #333 and earlier.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Brooking Boys reactions.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
This podcast all depends on you, baby.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Three.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
Yeah, it's Brooklyn Boys Slice time for episode.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
Three three three and before how's it go? They say,
where scary? And I, uh, it's going well scary as
they say in the neighborhood, were scary? And I grew
up tree tree, tree, tree, tree tree.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
And when you hold up the number three, it's my thumb,
it's my index finger and my middle finger tree.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
Okay. So the way, did you see the movie in
Glorious Bastards. Yes, that's why I'm referencing this. Okay, so
you are a German or a European European America, put
up the three middle fingers, yeah, and hold the thumb
and the pinky down.

Speaker 6 (01:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
But the problem with that is it hurts like a
bitch for me to do that.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
I cannot you do that. I'm not looking at this.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
All spasy. I'm not even like I'm like half jointed, dude,
what's wrong with you? I can't do it on this
finger on this hand either. When I do three, come on,
I swear, look look at it.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
Take your thumb. Yeah, you're too close to the camera. Okay,
all I see is you tip your fingers. Take your
thumb and hold your pinky down. Yeah, your hand is open,
and hold your pinky down. Yeah, thumb.

Speaker 7 (01:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
But here's the problem. My ring finger is having trouble
staying up. It wants to go down.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
Your ring finger is having trouble getting a ring on it.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
That's your There's that the same thing on both hands.
My ring finger barely stays up on its own, and
it's a struggle to keep the third.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
You're better. Your right hand is better. Obviously you've been
doing some weird ship with your left hand. Well, you
know that's your remain unspoken about. Hey, speaking of of
doing ship with your left hand, did you I notice
is really for the Brooklyn boys. I'll bring it up again,
but I just want to see slices go. Look if
you haven't, have you seen the kid that worked out
one half of his body? Is he disproportionate? Yes, so

(02:14):
his entire shoulder and his like you know that part
of the shoulder like look at me, you know the
shoulder pot that like that becomes like a slide on
the top of your like your chin down to your
shoulder like a giant like a triangle. Yeah, so half
his body has the giant triangle. The other half is scrawny,
so it looks like it's photoshopped. He worked out half
his body. He did it to prove a point. I'm

(02:35):
guessing yeah, to get get to get likes. I don't know,
but he looks it's crazy anyway, anyway, check that out
for that guy yet later in life. Anyway. All right,
just this disclaimer about the talkbacks here. Uh, we'll just
scary fucked up. No, iHeart fucked us, all right, the
man's scariest equipment. Equipment sucked up.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
No, no, no, no, it's uh, it's these are the
limitations of the talkback program. Some of the older ones
have been erased, and that's it. So we're gonna pick
up where we could pick up.

Speaker 5 (03:05):
And unfortunately, if so, if you've left the talk back
and you don't hear it, the past is in the past.
Let's move forward with a new episode coming up in
just a couple of days, and let's comment on all
that stuff because we still have Brody, we still have
a lot of stuff to get to that is here.
Because you guys are super super you know, I'm willing

(03:25):
to say that the slices are the most I would
say that they participate the most in talkbacks in all
the whole country. I think we get more talkbacks than
any radio show or well maybe we'll also we've devoted
a show to it. Yeah, but here's what I'll say.
If one of your talkbacks was lost in the kfuffle. Yeah,
if you wrote a song or a poem, oh yeah,

(03:48):
some big piece of production and you don't hear it,
please redo it. Yeah, but that was just like I
want to comment on what you said. Whatever it is,
what it is. We're sorry, but it's not our fault.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Yeah, Okay, we we'll forward moving forward with the So
here we are the talkbacks from a couple of weeks ago,
and thank you for your participation.

Speaker 8 (04:08):
Hey, guys, Laura from Connecticut. What he's trying to say
is that she's going to get the news from the newspaper.
She's that old, she doesn't have a telephone, she doesn't hear.

Speaker 9 (04:18):
It on the radio, doesn't get on the TV. She's
going to retire soon because she's in her fifties. I
don't know what this guy is trying.

Speaker 8 (04:26):
To say, but you know what, I just turned fifty
four on the sixteen, and I'm still working and I
find knowledge everywhere.

Speaker 7 (04:34):
So that's a little too much. We're not saying when
newspapers like our parents.

Speaker 8 (04:39):
Did, and that's how they got the news, or if
they watched the ten o'clock news or.

Speaker 7 (04:44):
The news all day long. That's the whatever it may be,
fifty is not old. He needs to get a shit together.

Speaker 9 (04:50):
That actually just like piss me off.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
You know.

Speaker 8 (04:53):
It's like fifties, not old sixties, not old sevties, not
even old anymore.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
No, it's not.

Speaker 7 (04:59):
But she just didn't know.

Speaker 9 (05:01):
Maybe she didn't even give a shit a boy.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
Who is she talking to the woman in the bank.
Oh well, it's no, and she's talking about the guy
who left to talk about Oh right, yeah, I took
offense to it too. I'm fucking fifty one.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
We're not old, correct, we're older, but you know so yeah,
so thank you.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
I agree with that.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Scary and brody, broody and scary sc rody the knee
from CT. I just wanted to say, scary, well done
on his job and it's a thankless task. You probably
get abuse all day just for doing your duty. I
just wanted to say that I recognize you and your
efforts and congratulations.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
Well, thank you so much. I appreciate you.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Also, since my talkbacks have been going through again, I
just want to say how empowering Astrod was on the
last BBP episode. Not many individuals can go toe to
toe with a quick witted specimen like Brody, but Astrod
held her ground well and dare I say, put the

(06:03):
king of comedy in his place?

Speaker 5 (06:06):
Wow? It was a battle royale though it was. Keep
in mind, is only so much I'm gonna come back
at a friend if it was Josh, on the other hand,
but we should get you with Josh. That would be awesome.
By the way, Josh and I have been communicating on
social media very politely. Oh good. This could be a

(06:28):
new beginning for the both of you. It could be
a toe in the water.

Speaker 9 (06:33):
Let me get some time for Brody to finish.

Speaker 10 (06:37):
All right, how y'all doing? From all over the map, Brodie,
The only thing I want to let you know is
that Siri is a voice activated by your voice. So
you can probably say hey, Siri and Scary's phone and
she won't respond because that's not Scary's voice. So no
one's gonna have Siri popping up every time that guy

(06:59):
says Siri.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Huh.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
Okay, okay, can I can I address that for a second.
There's a commercial for Nissan running on the radio right
now a lot, and my phone is I have an
Android phone and I don't have the voice at the
voice recognizable feature turned on. I guess I don't know,

(07:22):
but I'm gonna play this. I'm gonna play I'll play
it again on the Brooklyn Boys. But I just real quick.
I don't even know if it's edited, but real quick,
because Nissan Grover available, Google building helps you make the
most of your drive, take care of the small stuff
like hey Google, pull down my car and hey Google,

(07:44):
turn on the dog feeder. Okay, So I'll play I'll
play more of it next episode. He says, hey gogole Yeah,
three or four times in the commercial. And because I
was playing the my car play was on, I was
on ways. Every time he said that, my phone shut
off and said what right? My phone started responding to
the commercial, which is counterproductive to the commercial because now

(08:06):
you're not hearing the message of the commercial, right, So
how so, first of all, fuck me, son, Why are
they're doing a commercial that's fucking up everybody's phones? That's
not right? Yeah, And and I was told that whenever
Elvis says hey, Skeary on the Morning show, a lot
of people's phones go off or yes, they may not
have it set properly, you know. Whatever people do say

(08:28):
that they text in like, oh my god, my SERI
went off because you called. And you know, A L
e x A is a yes, she's she's the biggest
one of all the biggest defenders. I will tell you
that I've changed the names of my devices in the house.
Each room has a different name, and only one of
them is a L e x A. Good. You can
change it summer minor Z I G G y okay, good.

Speaker 6 (08:50):
So I go that.

Speaker 5 (08:52):
For instance, I say, hey, ZIGGI, what's the current temperature?

Speaker 9 (08:55):
Right?

Speaker 5 (08:58):
Yeah, I didn't hear that, Okay, but I understood you
didn't hear that. No, we didn't hear it. Well, right
now it's seventy six degrees fareheit.

Speaker 7 (09:03):
Perfect broke up as boys.

Speaker 11 (09:06):
And it's been a minute since I left the talk back.
I just got back a couple of weeks ago from
my trip to Asia. Funny thing also was caught in
that earthquake that was out in the Miyamar and that
hit Miyamar and thailandland in the Thailand airport OEt my cab,

(09:30):
the whole old ground started shaken.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
Yeah, a lot of people died.

Speaker 7 (09:35):
A twenty minute ride to my hotel took about like
four and a half hours. Oh boy, that was crazy.
But uh yeah, I had a good trip. Clon came back.

Speaker 11 (09:46):
Now I'm a guy with the jet lag and uh yeah,
I just wanted to also tell you about the like
right before I left my Asia trip, I actually I
called into the morning show and I at she almost
got through a gut in touch with a diamond.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
Chance of the phone.

Speaker 11 (10:04):
Wait, I think, he continues, Yeah, so like Diamond answer
the call and then like I told her, I was like,
I was a Slice for Life and she was like,
oh my god.

Speaker 7 (10:14):
But uh then uh, but then I didn't make it
to the first call of the show. They didn't choose me.
So oh, I'm going to try again and try it
in the morning show. Yeah, it would be a blast.

Speaker 5 (10:24):
Maybe don't say you're I don't mention it. Hit it
off there, that's so nice. I would focus on the
fact that you're an Elvis Duran fan. Yeah, right, you're
a Slice for Life gets you on this podcast.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
Yeah, the listeners at the Elvis Durant show, the mass
audience might not know what a Slice for Life.

Speaker 5 (10:42):
Is, right, Listen, Elvis has millions of listeners every week.
We have less than that. Translation, there's lots of people
who listen to Elvis. Yeah, who don't know us somehow,
and I don't know how they don't know us, right,
they should know us. Here here's last and the.

Speaker 11 (10:59):
Thing about women not having to pay, Uh, they should
pay for if they'd like the independent woman Maddy, if
you're Maddy from Bronx, they'll.

Speaker 12 (11:08):
Be on me.

Speaker 7 (11:10):
And uh, there's children, children will pay.

Speaker 5 (11:14):
Oh that's thank you.

Speaker 7 (11:16):
That's one thing we don't We don't ask the children
for money. Right now, you have to parent pay for it.

Speaker 5 (11:22):
Thank thank you God, Thank god you're safe. Buddy bag
hitting on Maddie from Brooklyn and the Bronx.

Speaker 13 (11:27):
Hey, Brooklyn boys, it's Mjroj. I'm just making a comment.
I think it was episode three thirty or three thirty one,
trying to figure figure it out. No, I think if
you go to dinner and it is nice that you
guys chip in for the for the lady, but if

(11:48):
she has more money, I mean, everybody was there to
pay their own.

Speaker 9 (11:54):
All right?

Speaker 13 (11:54):
Part two about should the woman pay if you if
you's all going out, Yes, everyone should pay their own. However,
people are still traditional. Gentlemen are still like the old
days where a gentleman is going to be paying and
having their friends chip in for the woman. It is

(12:16):
a nice thing to do. I'm on the fence about this.
She has more money, she should pay half will leave
the chip at least well.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
She should pay for her food. You're not gonna win
with MJ from NJ.

Speaker 14 (12:30):
Apparently half one blame from Ohio Rock and Steve you're
over there, I'm over here cold to me, man.

Speaker 6 (12:42):
Morning fellows any from Brooklyn here?

Speaker 10 (12:44):
Uh?

Speaker 15 (12:45):
About that Blue Origins flight, I don't know, man. I
agree with you guys with the they're not astronauts. It's
a ride, but I'm gonna go one step further, and
I want to say that the whole thing was fucking bullshit.
And I know, Brody, you're gonna call me a fucking
conspiracy theorist nut and whatever.

Speaker 6 (13:05):
But there's just things that don't add up.

Speaker 15 (13:07):
And then you see then the video cuts out and
all of a sudden, Uh, they are over there and
Jeff Bezos is over there with a woman.

Speaker 6 (13:17):
She the door opens inward, which the door saw that
an inward on a space shuttle because of the pressure.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
That was weird.

Speaker 15 (13:23):
And the woman walks over tells them to close the
door right away, and I saw that over with this
like funny looking giant key and opens the door again
when we clearly on videos saw her open the door
from the inside.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
Right, we did.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
But I also think they wanted to make it a
moment for television, so it was like, let's hold on,
the cameras aren't ready yet, so so it could have
been that closed the door. Let's do this for television.
I've seen that before. But the door opening inward is
a little weird.

Speaker 5 (13:55):
Because it's not supposed to write if I mean, I
don't know, I don't maybe that were a little different
than the space Here's what I'll say. I'm not going
to call anyone a conspiracy. Hold on, there were actually
two astronauts, real women of science on that flight. It
wasn't just a celebrity thing. There were two women there

(14:15):
who are actual people that want that went up. This
footage of them up there, right. So the fact that
the capsule thing, the door opened I think if they
were going to fake it, first of all, they would
have built it with the door opening out if that
was because you know, everybody's a scientist now like, oh,
the door is way. None of us knew about the

(14:35):
door thing before that thing became an intimite thing. They
got on the rocket. This footage of them getting in
the rocket, this footage of the rocket going up. They
didn't get off the rocket. The two astronauts, the actual
people who are scientists, wouldn't have been part of a scam.
And again there's footage of them floating. I don't the
door thing was. I guess they wanted a TV moment

(14:56):
of him. There was definitely that well.

Speaker 15 (14:59):
And then they uh, I don't know. This is unconfirmed,
but there's a picture of the shuttle afterwards. It looks
like there's a mannequins in there, not people. And I
could send it to you if you want. And then
the other shuttles, like the ones that came down from
Space X, and there was another one. They look all

(15:20):
burnt up and everything and dirty, and you know, uh,
and this one looks like it never moved.

Speaker 16 (15:27):
So I.

Speaker 5 (15:29):
Broke the differences. The difference is the SpaceX rockets. You're
talking about the ones that actually went into space. Space
they get re entry burn they've actually gone through the atmosphere.
The Jeff Bezos blue Oranger thing just goes up to
the what do they call it, the Harrison Point. I
forget whatever it's called. There's a point that becomes like
a quote unquote space. But it's not actually like black stars,

(15:52):
and you know, you're not like above the burnt the
burned part. That's why it wasn't burnt again. Nobody credible
is calling bullshit on it. So that's why I'm saying
I'm not it's not really a thing. The real issue
in the story is that Katie Perry and Gail are
King are not astronauts, and they grow stupid.

Speaker 6 (16:10):
That's all Brody.

Speaker 15 (16:11):
I'm sorry, bro, but it's Minnie again with the rice.
The filler is the rice, not the vegetables. The vegetables
are the only part that has any nutritional value to it.

Speaker 5 (16:23):
That's correct, not to.

Speaker 15 (16:24):
Say that has any nutritional value at all to it,
But the vegetables aren't the filler.

Speaker 6 (16:31):
How much you want this scary.

Speaker 5 (16:33):
I'm a vegetable guy.

Speaker 6 (16:34):
I love scary vegetable.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
Hold on, let me. Let me address that. It's not
vegetables with fried rice. It's fried rice with vegetables. You
order fried rice, it comes to vegetables. I need to
order vegetables, and they threw fried rice on top of it.

Speaker 17 (16:51):
I ordered.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
Vegetables.

Speaker 15 (16:57):
Scary Kings Chinese is right next to my house, Vinnie
from Brooklyn. Again, by the way, I obviously living a
freehold now, but uh, that's the place you're talking about.
Is Peaking Pavilion. That's the other one, and one of
my favorite. The general channels there is fucking ridiculous. Yeah,
but my favorite thing there is the egg rolls. They
make it with like filet mignon egg rolls. They're freaking

(17:19):
boogie as fuck. The drinks are fantastic through that peaky
peaking pavilion.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
That's the one. I couldn't think of King peaking the
way he said it like a peakan yeah, can.

Speaker 18 (17:34):
I we're talking about Westchester. I agree with you guys
that west Chester is really nice, but there was something
that drove me nuts.

Speaker 19 (17:44):
I stayed with a friend for a.

Speaker 18 (17:45):
Weekend one summer in Westchester, and the bugs, especially at night,
I kept me awake. I swear the cicadas the cricket
throw louder than a fucking ambulances going by in the city.

Speaker 19 (17:59):
I couldn't stand it.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
Jamie from Queens the Queen's Girl going to uh going
to the suburbs of the suburbs, not West.

Speaker 20 (18:08):
Not Hey the boys, Shamie from Queen's Again. You guys
were talking about people making their wedding black tie. I
asked my dad about this, and he said that at
my parent's wedding, they made it black tie optional because
my dad understood that a lot of his friends didn't
have the extra money to spend on tux rental. One

(18:28):
of his friends showed up in a plaid sport jacket.
My dad didn't care as long as the guy was
there to celebrate the marriage and all that stuff.

Speaker 7 (18:37):
That's all that happened.

Speaker 12 (18:39):
Heyby boys.

Speaker 5 (18:40):
I recently saw a guy show up to a big
funeral wearing a blue suit. It happens, heybye boys.

Speaker 21 (18:47):
Queen's stafty sequel here formerly known. Asked Bam and Dave
about this outer space fiasco. Bullshit, It's so fucking crazy.
How this is what we're doing in twenty twenty five,
Just more rich people doing rich shit That makes no sense.
Katy Perry going out of space, spending twenty eight million

(19:09):
dollars and all she felt was more loved.

Speaker 6 (19:12):
You can do that down here for a lot cheaper.

Speaker 5 (19:15):
That's very true, great point, and I'm with you.

Speaker 21 (19:18):
The real astronauts who did all the work and fucking
dedicated their life to this kind of shit definitely needs
a lot more respect and acknowledgment for everything that went on,
and not the celebrities, because at the end of the day,
this is just like another publicity sun. Plus, I find
a little suss that Katie Perry went into out of
space and she has a song named Eta and now

(19:40):
she feels more loved, So I wonder what happened in
eleven minutes and out of space.

Speaker 22 (19:46):
Anyways, that's also now my boys have a moist country day.

Speaker 5 (19:51):
Oh god, this guy takes the cake.

Speaker 21 (19:59):
Brooklyn Boys Queen saves the sequel here. This is a
new fucking record because I never leave this much talkbacks.
But on that topic of card roulette, I would definitely
go ahead and play that game if me and the
boys are going out, but first I would always ask
them what restaurant are we going to? Because if we're
going to a restaurant and we got like a couple
of guys, and I think the bill's gonna be like three,

(20:21):
four or five hundred dollars.

Speaker 6 (20:22):
Okay, yeah, you know, I'll take that risk.

Speaker 21 (20:25):
But if the scary Jones kind of restaurant where we're
ordering for the table and there's like fifteen freaking dishes
and there's no damn prices on the menu, then all
of a sudden, I'm not feeling so good that night.

Speaker 23 (20:38):
Guys.

Speaker 21 (20:39):
I think I might have to, you know, take some
night quill or something and catch you guys on the
next dinner.

Speaker 12 (20:45):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 21 (20:47):
Anyway, I have a moist country day.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
Scary gay love you guys, out love you Brooklyn boys,
Brody and scam of scaring Brody.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
This is Johnny from MD.

Speaker 24 (20:59):
I am calling a episode three thirty three scary a
sham random bed with tall dark We are grown adults.

Speaker 5 (21:07):
I mean, I'm a gay man and I don't even
think that's weird.

Speaker 6 (21:11):
Just suck it up and do it.

Speaker 5 (21:14):
Be comfortable with yourself, save some money, do your thing.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
The fact that we're grown adults means that we need
our own beds in our own rooms because we are
grown adults.

Speaker 5 (21:22):
We don't need acting like kids. What wait wait, wait, wait,
I don't. First of all, thank you for the call.
That was great, but saying I'm a gay man and
even I don't think that's strange does incongruous? As a
gay man, you'd of course be more comfortable with two
guys being in the bed, so you wouldn't think it

(21:43):
was strange. Do you see what I'm saying? Yeah, I
know you want to get hit the button if we
have five pages, go ahead anyway, I'm just saying you'd say, like,
you know, I listen, you'd say, even though I'm gay,
even though right, but not like I'm gay, and I
even I find it that. Nope, that doesn't seem you know.

Speaker 25 (22:05):
Right, brody and scary and every scary and brody. This
is real from CT fucking Brian Adams. I thought too,
he was a grown man of sixty nine fucking summer
of seventy eight fiber.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
Yeah, also scary.

Speaker 6 (22:18):
It's blowing in my mind.

Speaker 25 (22:19):
Like you say rural, but but then you say squab row,
So didn't you say row rural? Like say rural the
way you say squab row rural? Also fucked those so
card astronauts. I wish it did a little tumble and shah,
it's a fucking insult to real astronauts. Like I was
hoping that they would be a little crash, a little tumble,

(22:41):
you know, like some sense to them, make him realize, like, uh, yeah,
there really is real astronauts who really do this. We
just went for a drive like they rode shotgun, you know, basically,
like it's it's fucking stupid, like some people got too much,
damn money.

Speaker 5 (22:59):
Fucking Katy Perry, let it all out. How do you
really feel, buddy? All right? That was byway, Have you
seen the video of Katie Perry's dance on tour that? Yes,
I saw that. Yeah, she's getting brushed, she's getting killed.
She just started her tour. And here we go. All right,
thank you so much, Part one of the talkbacks done.

(23:19):
We'll be right back intermission.

Speaker 22 (23:20):
Yeah, the Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 9 (23:23):
We will be right back.

Speaker 6 (23:25):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (23:26):
Despite the fact that we lost a few of these,
we got plenty. We got plenty plenty to go through.

Speaker 12 (23:32):
Here we go, aren't canal? Javid? You're here? Uh? I
want to comment on nothing done.

Speaker 26 (23:37):
I didn't about Lil naz X and that whole thing
as someone who became religious later and like later I
was twenty seven twenty eight is when I started to
explore it and stuff, and I did not grow up
religious at all.

Speaker 12 (23:51):
I detracted me was the least of Judaism was like.

Speaker 26 (23:55):
How everyone's on their own path, like one hundred percent,
Like you have no right to judge anyone else for
what they're doing because but on top of that, I
also love the idea that everything happens for a reason.
So even when bad things happen to you in life,
you need to figure out not just why it happened,
but like.

Speaker 12 (24:15):
What can you learn from it? Like how can you
become better from it? Because that those are the people
that are inspirational.

Speaker 26 (24:20):
You know, people aren't inspiring when something bad happens to
them and they complain and they like's not fair, blah
blah blah blah, like people you see hor motivational people
who overcame all of these.

Speaker 12 (24:30):
So I'll just end with there's nothing to do with me.

Speaker 26 (24:33):
I hope no Noses gets better, and I hope he
grows from this, and I hope he, you know, learns
about himself and all that. And I think, you know,
if people are really commenting, like like using religion as
a way to put him down.

Speaker 12 (24:46):
That's absolutely horrible. And now how religion should be used.

Speaker 26 (24:49):
It's weaponizing it, and no way should religion be weaponized
against anyone.

Speaker 12 (24:55):
Yeah, so I hope well he does, he gets better.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
I agree, And from a personal standpoint, I would rather
bad things not happen to me and not grow. I
don't need to grow. I don't need to learn from
any I don't want bad things. Scary. You want to
want bad things, don't learn from them? No, No, I'm
okay the way.

Speaker 25 (25:14):
It's well from CT again, I just wanted to say, Brody,
I ordered my rose, poor fried rice, no vegetables as well.

Speaker 5 (25:21):
Thank you, my man.

Speaker 6 (25:22):
You're not the only one. Only one, I promise you.
A lot of my family orders it. No vestibles. It's
more common than you think.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
Scary all right, thanks right, And by the way, I'm
a manned him.

Speaker 6 (25:34):
Festivals but and pork fried rice, no vegetables please, no vegetables.

Speaker 5 (25:40):
All right, God bless in a quarter mile, we we're
gonna do here was coming? Yeah, in a quarter mile?
He needed to turn?

Speaker 23 (25:49):
Or here about the black ties a scary I am
actually on your side on my wedding to live a people,
and we just said, you know, uh, basically fancy about
black tie, and my groom's in I wore tuxedo, and
so my grooms don't.

Speaker 27 (26:05):
Look.

Speaker 23 (26:05):
If you have a tuxedo, you can wear it. If
you have a black suit, you can wear it. I
don't really give a ship, you know, as long as
it's nice. I think it's actually ridiculous. How And my
reasoning was more like, at the time, I wasn't doing
financially too well, so I was like, you know what,
like I put myself on other people's shoes, and I
know I wouldn't appreciate if someone forced me to go
rent to tuxedo and spend one hundreds of dollars.

Speaker 17 (26:28):
And this and that.

Speaker 7 (26:28):
So I kind of said, you know, guys, like you
want to wear the black suit, you have go ahead.

Speaker 6 (26:34):
So as it's black.

Speaker 7 (26:35):
The picture was fine, And.

Speaker 12 (26:37):
Who gives a ship.

Speaker 5 (26:40):
A question?

Speaker 12 (26:41):
A lot more a question?

Speaker 7 (26:43):
Then what if it's a a black tie destination wedding
that you.

Speaker 9 (26:49):
Have to or do you even give a fucking gift.

Speaker 7 (26:51):
To that point?

Speaker 12 (26:52):
Because destination selfish thing.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
You ever heard of.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
I'm down one thousands, I still give a gift, but
that's a lesser gift for sure. On a destination wedding.
Oh okay, I gotta come correct with a gift something.

Speaker 12 (27:10):
What about Brooklyn Boys? It's burned down in Atlanta, Georgia. Hey, Scary,
I got a curious question. Why is Brody so sensitive
about his orange glasses?

Speaker 5 (27:20):
It's a great question. Why are you so sensitive about
your orange glasses? Well, not sensitive. I just don't feel
like you need to narrate that I'm putting them on.
It just seems weird. And why would you ask Scary
why I'm sensitive? Wouldn't you ask me?

Speaker 3 (27:32):
Well?

Speaker 5 (27:32):
Because he thinks I might know something that you're not
going to admit. And what other kind of question is
there besides a I mean this rhetorical question, but an
inquisitive question. It seems redundant. It could, yes, but I
think that you are. I think maybe that you know
I offended you or something. But I'm just narrowing. Why
am I doing it?

Speaker 4 (27:48):
I'm not motivating because I feel like I'm narrating for
people who can't see I mean, people can't see us,
they don't hear it.

Speaker 5 (27:54):
Yeah, I don't. I don't think that's a necessary part
of the podcast though. Okay, so I will not comment
the slice is going. Did Brody put his? By the way,
their mets orange and they matched the the Steve and
repeat behind me with the Brooklyn Boys logo. Don't be
so self conscious about your orange glasses. It's not at all.
So when the font is really small, I throw them on.
Well see that's also me me kind of like winding

(28:16):
people up that this is getting serious. Because Brody's putting
on his bifocals. They're not byfocals, douchebag. Okay, well there
aren't sunglasses. I think they what read readers. He's putting
on his orange readers, description readers, his orange reader The
font is small, ye see the font better. That's Brody
looking at the fine print because like a making sure

(28:38):
he doesn't get rid of life. Yes, I know, I'm
not making fun of you. Listen, sometimes your eyes aren't perfect.
I have them, and I don't use them. I should
use them. I'm in denial. Well, you clearly didn't you
need glasses this morning when you put that off it on. Yeah.

Speaker 19 (28:53):
Thanks, flying from Westchester, which is not rural, thank you.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
It is a country like super urban area.

Speaker 8 (29:00):
Yes, also, you're grown men, go to men's warehouse and
get yourself an attractive, classic, inexpensive TUXI though you'll use.

Speaker 5 (29:09):
It more than once. Yes, no, I won't. See I will. No,
I won't. I'm out of the pointment. Everyone in my
life is married. I don't. I don't. None of my
friends are like going to be mad.

Speaker 7 (29:20):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
What am I going to chef for my kids second weddings?
Maybe second weddings your kids? There is no my kids
weddings are not close to being married, all right? And
since uh, I you know, if my kids got married
and it was black tie, I would get a tux.

Speaker 10 (29:39):
You know who this is.

Speaker 19 (29:40):
There's nothing wrong with what Brody said.

Speaker 5 (29:43):
It's not.

Speaker 19 (29:45):
If someone takes money away from the bride and groom's
gift because they had to rent a tux because the
bride and groom mandated black tie.

Speaker 7 (29:54):
Okay, to some people, that is a big expense. People
have budgets.

Speaker 19 (29:59):
Not everyone has four or five hundred dollars lying around
to spend on random stuff like squeaky fucking shoes.

Speaker 5 (30:08):
Thank you, Jamie Point taking broke the ball.

Speaker 28 (30:13):
Ball from Jersey regarding this black tie affair thing. Yeah,
I agree with with you both fucked that. First of all,
what the fucking making me wear a fucking penguin suit
that's fucked up? In fact, I gotta pay for it
to rent it. You definitely get in the smaller year
also scary. Thirty three percent minus one hundred and sixty

(30:35):
seven percent, not fifty six butt under.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
The math.

Speaker 5 (30:39):
Thirty minus what I didn't I miss that you must
have done something in thirds or something that I said
something I don't know. Whatever.

Speaker 9 (30:48):
Hey, guys, Laura from Connecticut.

Speaker 8 (30:51):
My son's getting married next year in Westbury, Manor pretty
expensive passing like fifty thousand roughly, maybe a little bit
more than that, and he's doing black tie optional. I
think he knows that some of his friends or family
can't afford to spend that much money on even traveling there,

(31:12):
all the costs.

Speaker 7 (31:12):
Of a suit, et cetera, et cetera.

Speaker 8 (31:15):
So I think it should be because even the cost
of weddings nowadays or giving.

Speaker 19 (31:20):
Them money is a lot.

Speaker 9 (31:22):
The only thing I'm scary about is I get what
he says.

Speaker 8 (31:26):
If you're flying someplace else, and it's the cost of flying,
staying in a hotel, motel, whatever it is, the site.
It can be very, very expensive as opposed to renting
a tuxedom.

Speaker 7 (31:39):
I mean, it's your choice if you want to take
money off.

Speaker 8 (31:42):
But I see if you're spending all that money to
travel far away, I take some money off too.

Speaker 5 (31:47):
Yeah, you take money away. I got you, But not
for renting a tux I don't know. But okay, to
each his.

Speaker 14 (31:52):
Own lel here he said, black tieh optional, I'll shut up.
Butt naked he said optional, Right, Yeah, that's what I
thought anyways, Liam. Anyway, so the left off was Ai.

(32:13):
You can see the glitch. Women didn't go anywhere. That's
in Hebrew means deceiver. Bezos's wife looks like an alien.
Other than that, the moon is plasma, can't touch it.
It's a lot of crap, and you all been deceived,

(32:35):
Liam again, all right?

Speaker 29 (32:36):
And so an.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
Eighteen pilot or a pilot itself.

Speaker 14 (32:43):
And combat situations they have to wear all their gear
and oxygen while these chicks were literally wearing toilet paper.
And then you saw that door a jar before anything else.
And then I'll talk about there were antactic logo of
the Baphomet.

Speaker 6 (33:03):
So yeah, a.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
Lot of there's a lot to unpack that one comment.

Speaker 14 (33:12):
A flat earth in a firmament, you can't break the firmament, okay.
Book of Genesis, in the bibble, it tells you straight
off how it's waters above as so below. There's no
such thing as leaving. So these people they just costantly illuminatis,

(33:34):
constantly want to break the firments and do what they
gotta do.

Speaker 6 (33:39):
Leamir.

Speaker 14 (33:40):
All these people that you worship, these celebrities, they're all
lizard people. They all sold themselves. I don't know why
you guys worked out this stuff. Stops and stop worshiping
these people. It's pathetic, all right, thank you, Liam, I listen,
I it's listen. Eybody's got an opinion, and thank you

(34:01):
for participating. I appreciate your feedback. Liam, You've been heard.
You are seeing Liam, You're a scene.

Speaker 30 (34:09):
Hi Brooklyn boys, it's Jen the groomer from Pumping to Beach, Florida.
I'm sitting here giggling listening to y'all talk about Wild Fork.
I love going there. I get all my prouteine there.
I save a ton of money. Definitely go check it out. Brody,
you're gonna like you.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
We should have a maybe a meeting with them to
maybe sponsor the podcast.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
Well, I thought you were going to say we should
meet there. No, we should actually try and get them
on board the good form. We should meet there because
you know eight e eight oh for meat for steak.

Speaker 12 (34:45):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (34:45):
Sorry, Hi, guys, this.

Speaker 31 (34:47):
Is Brittany from Lincoln, Nebraska, first time talkbacker. I was
just calling in because Scary said that Brody's the only
one that orders fried rice with no vegetables. Totally incorrect,
because I order them my fried rice with no vegetables
because onions are the worst. Anyways, I downloaded the iHeart
app just to leave this talk back because it struck

(35:09):
a nerve. Have a good day, guys, by.

Speaker 5 (35:11):
Make us your first preset. A screwy would say, yes,
please make us your first pre set we need. Thank
you for joining the Slice army and leaving a talk back.
That's amazing. Well, I love first time talkbackers.

Speaker 7 (35:21):
You know, Brooken moyspoils in my h I'm not sure
if I love.

Speaker 12 (35:25):
To talk back about this, but not.

Speaker 11 (35:27):
First, your entire package for your BMW left about car
for like six days, wouldn't you?

Speaker 32 (35:36):
So?

Speaker 12 (35:36):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (35:37):
Where's your free deserve for that?

Speaker 11 (35:38):
You should have gotten at least a courtesy car or
something to drive young stuff like have somebody else pick
you up for work?

Speaker 7 (35:45):
And who was picking you up while you didn't have
your car? To the morning show?

Speaker 5 (35:49):
It was Andrew uh and yeah, I'm I mean I listen.
I denied. I always heard the north. There were twoffs
on him getting his car back.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
I turned down. I turned down on the loner because
I didn't think it was going to be that long wait.

Speaker 33 (36:03):
Turned down for what Hey, brooken boys, it's owing from
Philly again, brody rural areas. It's it's a little bit
more complicated than that.

Speaker 12 (36:17):
But no white plains.

Speaker 33 (36:19):
I mean, I'm from the Philly.

Speaker 27 (36:20):
Area, but white plains is equivalent to like, I don't know, Wayne,
yes in the Philly area, or I don't know, maybe
something a little further out than Cherry Hill.

Speaker 12 (36:31):
It's not rural.

Speaker 27 (36:32):
It's a little bit more spread.

Speaker 33 (36:36):
It's a little bit more spread out than maybe you know,
you're part of Jersey or something like that. But I mean, like,
cities can have rural areas and middles of nowheres, if
that's a thing, can have urban areas. It's it's more

(36:56):
complicated than that. But no, white plans would not be rural.

Speaker 5 (37:02):
But we were talking about Westchester, by the way, not
white Plains. White Plains is in Westchester. Yeah, but I'm
saying we were talking about Westchester, the whole part of it.
Here's the thing. There's no part of Westchester that's rural. Period.
Here's the Okay, everything in life is relative. You and
I are from a very dense, packed, dense community in Brooklyn,

(37:25):
so compared to Brooklyn where we grew up, Westchester is
the boonies. Now the people in Adultland and Westchester folk
people are living in Oklahoma in a true rural area
where you have to drive ten miles to your neighbor.
Those people would look at Westchester and think it was
the city. So I get it, But I'm jokingly saying

(37:48):
it was rural. Wow, what do you think Puttingham County is? Then?
If Westchester, what about Putnam? Because it's not putting them,
it's putting them. No, it's Puttingham where you're putting them
down by calling them putting them, it's Puttingham rothy?

Speaker 9 (38:02):
How drive are you?

Speaker 7 (38:03):
Can you speak Hebrew? Can you brow? What's about Yiddish?

Speaker 5 (38:09):
Okay? Is that supposed to be a Jewish accent or
a Hebrew accent. I guess so this is uh, hey bullie,
We'll be right back Lee. Scary Sometimes I like the
silly ones like that. They just have no pali cleanser. Yeah,

(38:32):
there's not no real rhyme or reason to it, just
some something to make you chuckle.

Speaker 9 (38:37):
Hey, guys, Lore from Connecticut.

Speaker 8 (38:40):
I just can't get over how they fake even going
up there, and then she's like so.

Speaker 9 (38:46):
Proactive to love and like love itself, it's just so wonderful.

Speaker 8 (38:53):
How about they do something like great with their money,
like maybe helping people who don't have place to live,
or building a house or connecting that way with love,
or maybe giving money to.

Speaker 9 (39:06):
Act that are being abused, or maybe something else.

Speaker 8 (39:11):
That's more productive than going up into the atmosphere strata sphere,
whatever the fear may be of love itself. Like, I
don't get it, I don't understand.

Speaker 7 (39:23):
You have all this money.

Speaker 8 (39:25):
Let's do better causes with all this money than just
singing on this little penis shaped. Also scary. What love
did they see up there?

Speaker 9 (39:39):
They were up there for a lot, eleven minutes. I'm
doing air quotes because.

Speaker 8 (39:44):
I don't even believe that they went anywhere.

Speaker 9 (39:47):
There's no pictures from up there.

Speaker 8 (39:48):
Plus she had a daisy in her hand and supposedly
like the daisy would wilt going up that high.

Speaker 7 (39:57):
I believe it was fake. It wasn't real.

Speaker 9 (40:00):
Know why they needed to do this, but she's connected
with love.

Speaker 5 (40:04):
Now, let me just go Laura from Connecticut, by the way,
a rural state, right, Brody Brody. Parts of Connecticut are
a rural rural love Laura from Connecticut the only ct
person who says the full Connecticut when they call. I
think it's fair to say it wasn't fake. But second

(40:26):
of all, I'm not defending anybody, just given facts. Katy
Perry donates a lot of money and is on the
board at UNICEF, and Gail King was paid for by Oprah,
who donates hundreds of millions of dollars to charitable causes.
So you can spend money foolishly, but also on the
side donate a lot of money. Now, should they have
donate a twenty eight million dollars more to those charities?

(40:48):
That's a that's a great question. It was to me
it was a waste of money. But can we say
that about scary bind Lubatons. Could he have taken that
money and donated. Well, I'm allowed. I am allowed to
have a splurge here and there. Right, So Katy Perry
is probably allowed to spend twenty eight million, ridiculous amount
of money. It's all relative, right, all relative, right to

(41:08):
hid twenty eight million is like one hundred to me.
So but as long as she's also doing work at
unicaff and charities, and you know she spent time in
children's hospitals. I know that she put cancer kids in
her fireworks video and then she went to visit a
lot of kids with cancer. So that's important to me
as a survivor. So these people have done good work.
This was a fucking joke. I do not believe it

(41:31):
was fake. There's plenty of video and also proof, but ridiculous.
Once they landed, we can all agree on that this
is not your life. That wasn't fake like the moon
landing was.

Speaker 6 (41:41):
That was fair.

Speaker 5 (41:42):
Oh stop it, your big asshole. Hey, this is me again.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
You know, scuti, You know, I think what Road is
failing to communicate to you and you're not understanding is
that when Bob Seger wrote that song, he was writ
in about a summer.

Speaker 22 (41:54):
Where he was sixty nine and all the time. That
was his summer of sixty nine, not the year nineteen
sixty nine.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Okay, said, you know, it's like if you wrote a
song about the summer where you were is in your
own d all the time, you call it the.

Speaker 22 (42:08):
Summer of six or the summer of nine, depending.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
On what position you were in, you know. Yeah, so
you definitely wouldn't call it the summer of six or
the summer of nine. That's ridiculous.

Speaker 22 (42:17):
You weren't even born yet. And Nicki Minaj wasn't even
singing yet. She wasn't even born yet.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
But you know what, I think there's a song that
fits that thing, that your summer there perfectly. I think
goes a little something like this. Yeah, I think, Brody,
you gotta look into that. Maybe that's what this song
was about. You know, you get lonely, you're at home alone.

Speaker 5 (42:41):
And okay, thank you, that's all you gave us for that.
By the way, just to correct Brian Adams, not Bob Seeger,
and I did that. Whole point of that conversation was
to clarify he wasn't singing about nineteen sixty nine right exactly.
He was singing about his summer of sixty nine and hey, yeah,
and he went for the joke. He thought sixty nine

(43:03):
was just a cool, a cool thing, so he went
for the sexual and sexual innuendo. Yes, he knew it
would be a number one hit that way.

Speaker 8 (43:11):
Hey Laura from Connecticut, No, I would not play credit
card roulette because I'd be the one that have to
pay all the time because I don't have good luck.
And it'd probably be like a few hundred dollars, one
thousand dollars or whatever it may be. But my question
is for you scary, would you have your girlfriends put
their cards in or would it just be the guys

(43:32):
putting their cards in? I know Brodie would say everyone's
putting a damn card in if he's playing it.

Speaker 5 (43:37):
You already know Brody way too well. We would probably
hear way too well. Yeah, and our group, we would
probably tell the ladies, you don't have to put your
cards in. This is for the guys, you know. Well,
then Astro's definitely coming for dinner. Yeah, hey guy, it's
me again.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
You don't have to come back on here and tell
you guys about a little something that happened to me
not too long ago, you know, and it might shed
some light on the episode two seven to seven the
porta potty pants and how the pants got there.

Speaker 34 (44:02):
You know.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
Turns out a friend of mine and bited me up
on a run up there in your neck of the woods,
and along the way, I decided to try some of
that convenience store speetza that you guys are always talking about.

Speaker 22 (44:13):
You know what, I think that.

Speaker 35 (44:15):
Stuff gave me direy DIARYA yeah, because when we were
getting unloaded, you know, my stomach started rubbling something awful,
you know. So unfortunately they had a porter potty there,
so I was gonna get off the truck.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
But before I could get off, Marna Zu was revenge
all over the place.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
Boy, it was awful.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
So I got me a French change of clothes, went
to that porta potty, cleaned up as best I could,
and you know, I just left my pants there.

Speaker 22 (44:43):
You know, I didn't think twice about it.

Speaker 5 (44:45):
I just wanted to get Reggie here. Interrupted hold on, Yeah,
I just.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
Left the pants there. I didn't give a shit about it.
You know, that's probably what that why those pants were
in that porta potty. But you know, I, you know,
I they always take a smoke after a crap, you know,
because it compliments the crap, you know.

Speaker 22 (45:04):
But you know, I looked at my lighter, was not there.
I left them in the pants.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
So I went back to the porta Piety to find
the pants, and the pants weren't there.

Speaker 5 (45:13):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
And that lighter, boy, it was one of them zipples.
It was a nice, fancy one my grandpa gave me that.

Speaker 5 (45:19):
I'm so dissipointed.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Yeah, who in the hill would take a pair of
crept up pants like that? Boy, that's ridiculous.

Speaker 32 (45:27):
You know.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Well, if anybody out there and you don't know where
those pants are, contact me here through the podcast and
maybe you can send them back to me. There was
a few other things in there that I don't really
want to discuss, but you know, I just want my lighter.

Speaker 7 (45:41):
Really.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
I don't care about the pants because that pant, that
lighter was a family here loom.

Speaker 22 (45:46):
Okay, guys, well I thought i'd tell you about that,
all right.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
Reggie Okay, so yeah, thank you so much, Trucker. Now
let's go back to the Reggie ones.

Speaker 5 (45:56):
Yeah, if anyone has if anyone took his shitted pants
out of and has his lighter from how many is
Ago and also listens to this podcast. Please do.

Speaker 7 (46:09):
Reggie here, guess what I found?

Speaker 19 (46:12):
A free pair of pants and a porta body.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
A best day ever.

Speaker 22 (46:17):
I'm taking them home.

Speaker 9 (46:19):
Talk about free dessert.

Speaker 5 (46:21):
They're coordinating with each other. They they actually plant, they plan.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
They conspired to leave the dog packs at the same time.

Speaker 5 (46:29):
Is amazing, amazing.

Speaker 29 (46:32):
Reggie here, So on the way home with the pants,
I realized there was brownie batter all over it, but
unfortunately it tastes more like.

Speaker 7 (46:42):
Feces, so that kind of sucks.

Speaker 8 (46:45):
Let's see if there's anything valuable in the pockets.

Speaker 9 (46:49):
Ooh, a fancy lighter.

Speaker 5 (46:54):
And what is this?

Speaker 29 (46:56):
Oh, there's also an off brand condom called true ugan
teeny weenie series extra small.

Speaker 5 (47:04):
Well, this is all lundown.

Speaker 19 (47:05):
This is not a free dessert.

Speaker 5 (47:08):
I think the Cowboy Chucker and Reggie are having an
affair behind the slices backs getting the impression from Reggie
when she found that eeniebat teeny weening condom? Is she
not having a relationship with the Drugger.

Speaker 6 (47:22):
Hey guys, great teamer from Brooklyn.

Speaker 15 (47:24):
Listening to the last slice time, and I just want
to say, in the previous episode, when you were talking
about the banker, the lady over there.

Speaker 6 (47:34):
You're absolutely right.

Speaker 15 (47:35):
I didn't realize that she's that You said that she
wasn't a tella, she was an adviser.

Speaker 6 (47:40):
I agree with you one thousand percent.

Speaker 21 (47:41):
If she don't know something like that's happening, she ain't
worth the money she's being paid.

Speaker 6 (47:47):
That's my opinion anyway. I mean, but I do agree
with you one hundred thousand percent.

Speaker 5 (47:51):
Thanks Mavin, Thank you.

Speaker 16 (47:52):
Vin Victoria from Brooklyn. Here from Brooklyn, and my cousin's
last name is god Julo and not connected. But my
other cousin actually knows the owner of god Gulo's and
not everybody from Brooklyn calls it god Julio's. So Brody
is wrong, scary is wrong, it is nice Gudulos.

Speaker 5 (48:14):
I don't mean everyone, I mean you know the majority
of people. Of course, people who's who are related to
them know how to pronounce it.

Speaker 29 (48:21):
Yeah, who work there, Hey, b boys, Christy from Saddlebrook
and Brody is one correct. We have a wedding in
August that we have to go to and it's black
tigh optional. My husband does not have a tux.

Speaker 9 (48:35):
He does not even have a dark suit.

Speaker 29 (48:37):
So I'm gonna have to rent him something because he
only has like a light blue suit and a tan suit,
so I don't know if that's gonna work.

Speaker 9 (48:43):
That's number one. Number two, we have to get a
hotel room.

Speaker 29 (48:46):
It's in Buddy Hackett's town and there's after parties instead.

Speaker 9 (48:52):
Christy continuing, we have.

Speaker 29 (48:55):
Friends coming in from North Carolina and from Florida for
this wedding, so we're gonna want to spend time with them.
So we're getting a hotel room near the venue. Two
hundred dollars a night. We're only staying one night. But yes,
that is going to take from the gift.

Speaker 7 (49:10):
Oh boy, So if I was going to.

Speaker 9 (49:12):
Give two hundred dollars, I'm now going to give one
hundred and fifty.

Speaker 12 (49:15):
You gotta do it.

Speaker 9 (49:17):
Sorry, Scary, I'm with Brody on this one.

Speaker 5 (49:20):
Thank you. Don't apologize to him.

Speaker 9 (49:26):
See boys once again.

Speaker 36 (49:27):
Christy from Seattlebrook regarding the astronauts, those women are definitely
not astronauts. Not in any lifetime should they be considered astronauts.
They're women who went up on a glorified amusement park ride.

Speaker 9 (49:46):
And give them credit. I do, but nope, not astronauts.

Speaker 7 (49:53):
Sorry, no argument.

Speaker 32 (49:55):
At your boy shady Drew Mobster and it's always brody
and scary look at it. Hang on, what makes someone
an astronaut? I believe it was doctor Dre that said
I get plenty of ass, so call me an astronaut.

Speaker 12 (50:08):
And I do get plenty of ass, So does that
make me an astronaut? Asking for a friend?

Speaker 5 (50:14):
You're not asking for a friend because you just said
you get a lot of ass. Pretty much spelled it
out right there. Thank you, shitty jewe.

Speaker 34 (50:21):
What's up, Brookelyn boys. This is Eli from the six o'
eight south central Wisconsin. Last year I had started listening
to Your Guys podcast during work and I worked ten
hour shifts doing long cair work and from then to now,
I just finished Your Guys' episode, the most latest episode yesterday.

Speaker 37 (50:43):
I started from Gero and made it all the way
over like two years.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (50:49):
Thank you so much, and welcome to the present. There's
no I'm glad we could be part of making your
ten hour shift a little bit better. No better time
than the present. Now you can comment. Speaking of Wisconsin,
Felt Draft was in Wisconsin in Green Bay and they
non stop we're talking about eating cheese, curds.

Speaker 17 (51:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
Do you like him squeaky cheese cards?

Speaker 9 (51:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (51:09):
I do.

Speaker 5 (51:09):
I like him squeaky squeak.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
What does that mean?

Speaker 5 (51:12):
They know squeaky? Look about you? Like you squeak? It's squeaky.
Is the best for me? I have family from Wisconsin
that I saw last week and all, like I said,
we gotta have cheese cheese curds. That's the thing.

Speaker 7 (51:25):
Hey, O broken boys, boyage and Mike. So is that
Astra from like, uh, the same Astra that had a podcast.

Speaker 5 (51:33):
With Daniel DeLillo? Was that Yes, yes, kills over cocktails
or someone tails over cocktails?

Speaker 11 (51:38):
Yes, Brody, I know you've you're unemployed and stuff, and
you're saying that you're unemployed and you shouldn't be paying
for this and that and that you're frew over your money.

Speaker 7 (51:51):
But don't get mad at me.

Speaker 5 (51:53):
But up here it comes. Gotta flip the page. Get
ready for anger, Brody.

Speaker 11 (52:00):
I know you, like you're saying you're like unemployed and
all that, but like, don't kill me. I'm just asking,
but aren't you unemployed by choice?

Speaker 5 (52:08):
Because of.

Speaker 11 (52:10):
Your wife got a really nice job promotion and she
can provide for the both of you, So, like, why
do you use that as an excuse of being unemployed
that you shouldn't be paying for that stuff?

Speaker 12 (52:24):
Well, like part of the the bill and stuff like that.

Speaker 7 (52:27):
Aren't you like still.

Speaker 11 (52:30):
Like making money on the side of like selling stuff
on like Facebook, marketplace from uh scary and anything you
can find around the house that.

Speaker 7 (52:39):
You make some little extra side cash own.

Speaker 11 (52:43):
But anyway, but I'm recently unemployed as well, but I'm
like delivering Google Eats in the meantime while I'm in
between jobs and stuff.

Speaker 7 (52:51):
But still, yeah, I get you, Brody.

Speaker 11 (52:55):
I know how it feels. I'm feeling the pain as well.
But I'm still spent money like on stuff like I'm
paying for other people too as well, Like I'm eating
like friends and stuff just because I don't want.

Speaker 7 (53:09):
Like them to give me like as a you know,
as a.

Speaker 11 (53:13):
Charity case and stuff like, but hey to each the
home and if it's a if you're like Maddie from
Brooklyn the Bronx, I still got you, bro right.

Speaker 22 (53:28):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
Asian Mike A's you. Mike. Let me answer your question
as best as I can with keeping my life somewhat private,
because my life is not just me. You're referring to
something that happened three years ago, and life has not
gone the way I would have preferred in the past
three years in terms of employment. So yes, I did

(53:51):
take a break. I did have a period of time
where I was financially able to take a break, and
three years later, I'm not financially able to pay for
every woman at the table. So okay, the fact that
I'm selling stuff on Facebook should tell you all you
need to know about me. Not buying lubatons like scary,
So I don't don't cry for me. I don't need

(54:14):
to go fund me yet, but I'm not throwing money around.
And uh, you know, when the right opportunity comes along,
hopefully it will at some point, I will be back
in the workforce. But in the moment, I am enjoying
time at home and not paying for women who are
barely friends of mine to eat dinner.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
And even if Brodie hits the lottery and hits the
power ball gets millions of dollars in his bank account,
he's still not going to be paying for someone's dinner.

Speaker 5 (54:42):
Because not just because they have a vagina, that's correct,
I would buy for the whole. He's a man of principle.
Good morning.

Speaker 37 (54:50):
This is Chad from Omaha, and it's always going to
be Brudi with scary.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
You know.

Speaker 37 (54:56):
I was listening to the episode where you what's her name,
Katie babs Estra caled In and.

Speaker 5 (55:06):
I don't like her.

Speaker 8 (55:07):
You know.

Speaker 37 (55:07):
I wouldn't trade Elvis Duran in the Morning Show for anybody.
And you should have played the jingle on that.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
Thank you there, Chad appreciate you always. Chad beep it himself.

Speaker 17 (55:22):
Look at that brooking boys, what's up? This is a
Paul from Pombay bro Do you want to know where
that was? It's about halfway between Jacksonville and Miami. Just
how the kid canavo all says Gary. If you go
to the wedding half part, and I agree with what
you'll say. The black tie optionals should be standard, black
time mandatory should only be based on if it's a

(55:44):
high class venue.

Speaker 5 (55:46):
Very true.

Speaker 17 (55:48):
Pardon two, Garry got.

Speaker 6 (55:50):
A question for you.

Speaker 17 (55:51):
Since the wedding is in Westchester, are you going to
drive your car up there or are you going to
get a flatbed and have it take you there.

Speaker 5 (55:57):
That's a great question.

Speaker 4 (56:01):
You know something if I'm if I'm thinking about drinking
that night. I'm gonna probably order a car. I'm order
an uber.

Speaker 5 (56:09):
What do you mean thinking about drinking? Well, if I
mean sometimes we have to go to parties and get
carried away, if we know it's gonna be a lot
of people and a lot of drinking, a lot of shots,
I would have to opt for the getting a car
to take me there and back. Or I could do
a hotel. Yeah, I get the hotel in the area.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
You know.

Speaker 5 (56:26):
Come on, But I'm not gonna take away from the gift.
I just won't.

Speaker 24 (56:31):
Brody is scary. It'scaredy Brodie. It's Richmond and Reggie, y'all
talking about numbers and stuff. My anniversary is on October tenth,
twenty ten. Yep, I was married on ten ten ten.
Need to remember, yep, A good day.

Speaker 5 (56:48):
Thanks man. Great? It was that that on purpose? Sure,
I'm sure you would imagine it was.

Speaker 38 (56:53):
Got to decide Brody scary or scary Brody. Verizon overcharged
me in the store. Say call customer service. You call
customer service. They say you got to go to the store.
So is it worth the twenty dollars to go there?
Get the two of them on the phone, talk to
the manager. I know Brody would do that, and I
know Scary just put him on blessed and say fuck

(57:15):
them exactly. So I'm gonna scay Brody and say, f
you've Verizon.

Speaker 5 (57:20):
There you go, Scary and Brody, it's not worth the
twenty dollars. It's not worth the time in his day,
not worth about principal, Go get the twenty bucks.

Speaker 38 (57:30):
Regarding three thirty two, the title the Vadge Card, I
knew it was Badge because I think maybe because I
knew the context. I don't know if I didn't know
the context, I knew what it was going to be about,
so I just automatically knew it and write it that way.
Thank you, all right, And one more about Target. This
time we need Brody. At my target, there's a line

(57:52):
for self checkout and a line for if you pick
a register, and people just make one line and they
just kind to decide later which one they're going to
go to. So I go to go to a register
and I get yelled at because they're kind of like
in one line, you don't know which one. So we
need Brody to say, hey, make two lines. Either go

(58:13):
to this one or you go to that one.

Speaker 5 (58:16):
Yeah, that's got a crappy target you're working for, I
mean shopping at missing the market target.

Speaker 7 (58:24):
Hi, Hi boys, what a Asian mic so cocoa dot
huh scary?

Speaker 37 (58:32):
Uh that's some.

Speaker 7 (58:35):
That's some like a high end Korean fried chicken you have,
So it's they're like for bougie baskets like you.

Speaker 5 (58:41):
Of course, Well I'm in my element.

Speaker 7 (58:43):
Give a match for chicken.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
A try that.

Speaker 11 (58:45):
I like going there for fried chicken, and they have
a couple of locations that's by you, not a sponsor.

Speaker 5 (58:55):
Okay, all right, I will try that. I'm gonna duly noted.

Speaker 7 (59:00):
Hey o e'xc me Asian Mike.

Speaker 9 (59:01):
I'm catching up finally.

Speaker 27 (59:03):
So.

Speaker 23 (59:04):
Scary.

Speaker 7 (59:06):
I just came back from Asia, like not.

Speaker 8 (59:08):
Too long agough.

Speaker 7 (59:08):
So I used my my Lobo entry that the TSA
pre teck.

Speaker 8 (59:13):
It was great, man.

Speaker 5 (59:14):
I just got right through at GfK and.

Speaker 7 (59:16):
Then like entering the country back, came right through. It's great.

Speaker 11 (59:21):
And speaking of airlines, and while we're at it, remember
back then there used to be a.

Speaker 6 (59:30):
A what.

Speaker 5 (59:34):
You cut off?

Speaker 12 (59:35):
That was it?

Speaker 5 (59:36):
But then just say you remember scary, yeah yeah, yeah,
of course.

Speaker 39 (59:41):
Brooklyn Boys is tea white scary You can't complain about
money going in, going out and not going in because
you're not having a wedding because you choose not to
have a wedding. If you were an ugly bastard nobody
wanted to marry, then yes you can complain. But if
it's gonna be a black tie event, I need white
glove service, like Scary gets a BM.

Speaker 12 (01:00:00):
I need.

Speaker 39 (01:00:01):
I needed to be super fancy if yep. For my
wedding it was basically where what you want? I mean
obviously dressed nicely, but even my wedding party did not
need to.

Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
Go all out.

Speaker 39 (01:00:11):
They were allowed to pick whatever style they wanted. Here
where the dress colors? You can pick whatever dress you fit.
My guys got to wear you know, the shoes you
want to wear. It should be more open, like you're
supposed to be going to a wedding to enjoy it.
Thank people should be able to be comfortable. But that
does beg the question if you are a woman, do
you have to give a gift if you're going with
a guy, Say you Nate and Gandhi go to a wedding,

(01:00:34):
does Gandhi need to give a gift? She's a woman.
It's not necessarily paying for the wedding. But should she
have to come out of her podcast that gentlemanly no, no, no,
the nod.

Speaker 5 (01:00:45):
That's a great point to you, white. The men should
do a nod and give the gift on behalf of
the women. Everyone is getting their own gift.

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
They're all got their own invite, And it's all about
your relationship with the bride and groom personally. It has
nothing to do with a group tables situation. In that case,
give me a break. You can't even compare it to
they got nothing to do with one another.

Speaker 11 (01:01:05):
Yeah, I like it.

Speaker 5 (01:01:07):
Allowed in evidence. Okay, last couple of years.

Speaker 40 (01:01:11):
Brooklyn boys is kit and be listening to episode one
and Brody was telling the story about how his mom
will still this weight.

Speaker 41 (01:01:22):
The woman nia Levi's was so kind and gave her
a full refine Caitlin from Be Sure Sorry Part two
that I got a call on my other phone to
pick up anyways, So and then at the end of
that she feel between Brody's mom getting the free dessert
from the lovely lady at Levi's, here he goes, what's

(01:01:43):
your mom's pant size?

Speaker 7 (01:01:46):
It was very funny.

Speaker 41 (01:01:47):
I don't know and in honor of the upcoming mother's
Dad thought it would be beautiful if you guys posted
pictures with Mama Brody and Mama Scary. I'd love to
see those lovely ladies. So yeah, I think it would
be great to show your loyal places some nice picks
of Mama Brody and Mama Scary. So curious to see

(01:02:09):
what they look like. They have a handsome son, so
I'm sure they're beautiful.

Speaker 5 (01:02:16):
I'm drinking out. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:02:18):
If you scroll back to my Mother's Day last year
in twenty twenty four, I did a nice montage of
my mom and I together, So yeah, there's a nice
tribute my mom and me, Mommy and me, mommy and me.

Speaker 5 (01:02:32):
All right, all right, cool, thank you so much. All right,
there was a lot to go through there, despite losing
a few along the way. We'll have another episode of
the Brooklyn Boys coming up very soon. I got, I
got wow, I got some things to talk about, including
vacation talk. You went on vacation again, and.

Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
I'm getting out of town to Palm Beach this weekend
too for Robin's birthday.

Speaker 5 (01:02:52):
And I was invited to a party where some palm
does palm Beach sound like a euphemism for jerkinof Palm Beach.

Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
The you know what I mean, and I the the
party that I'm going to is entitled, well you have
to dress Miami chic. Remember Brooklyn Industrial. Yeah, well I
don't know what the fuck Miami chic is.

Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
So why don't you go? Why don't you say you
misheard the quote and thought they said Miami Vice and
show up like Don Johnson from the old TV show
Miami Vice, that white white blaze, your sleeves.

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
Pushed up, or I misheard Miami sheep and just go
as a lamb or something or Miami beak and show
up like I need your help on the next broken Boys,
What is Miami chic?

Speaker 5 (01:03:40):
Anyway? How about how about s H E.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
I K.

Speaker 5 (01:03:42):
And show up like an Arab chic.

Speaker 22 (01:03:47):
This podcast depends on you.

Speaker 5 (01:04:04):
Yeah,