#343: Cold Busted At Coldplay

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Start up, dot Up, Start Up, Brooklyn Boy, Start Up,
Brooklyn Boy, start.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Up, dot dot up.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
They making noise dot up, start up, dot dot up.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Episode three forty three. It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. What's up,
David Brodegg?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
This is our second episode in a row since you
came Well, actually it's our first episode since you came
back from vacation.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeah a second. Yeah, I'm doing two in a row.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Look at this, two in a row without being on vacation.
What do you know You must you must be exhausted.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Oh I'm so tired.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
You have no idea? Woof my god. Welcome to the
Pound Pound Drome. Episode right, Yeah, three forty three. Scary
calls me today and says, you want to do it tonight?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
This afternoon.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
I said, I tell you want to do it at night.
He goes, I was gonna go to jet Ski Bryant's pool,
but I canceled. So I want you to know slices
Scary Jones man almost a man of the people.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
I'm man of the people.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Nope, say sided almost decided not now the weather's nice
here in the New Jersey area. Scary decided not to
go to the pool and do the podcast afying that
tells me he may have tendative plans for a rooftop
bar tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
That's what I'm saying. It's gonna be either or right
right right.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
So he passed up the pool, so he's going to
a rooftop bar tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Is are you going to rooftop party? I mean, first of.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
All, I am filled to the brim with dinners. I mean,
I'm done. Last night, Robin and I went to a
place called Chinese Tuxedo, which I think you David Brody
would really love in the in the city on the
Lower East.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Side and actually in Chinatown. Uh makes sense anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Don't have to get to get dressed up for Yeah,
it's like New York City, schmool, it's a Brooklyn. It's
it's industrial Brooklyn, industrial, Brooklyn industrial all I gotta wears. Okay,
get away with whatever you want. But I mean the
food was so great, so great, but lots of lots
of speed bumps for you, lots of red flags because
there's a lot of green stuff and you know, very

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intricate things and in all their food.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
I know how to order.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Don't worry, although I will I will say I told
you a story a few weeks ago about my favorite
long time takeout Chinese restaurant.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
I ordered roast pork fried rice on Love It Long Time, Yeah, which, and.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
They got my They made my roast pork fried rice
no vegetables with vegetables. And I told you, I politely
called and told them the problem. And I said it
like a credit, and they're like, ah, come right now,
and I said I can't come right now.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
They're like, well, we can't give you a credit.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
And I said, I didn't want to cause a stink
because I don't want to get barred from my favorite
Chinese restaurant. Well, earlier this week I ordered, I ordered
my my special special fancy dish.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
No.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
I ordered my roast pork lo main no vegetables. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
I ordered my wanton egg jumpsup mixed No. And I
ordered my roast pork fried rice no vegetables. And for
some reason I got home and everything was fine except
my roast pork fried rice no vegetables, had vegetables in it.
So I called again, tiptoeing through the tulips, and I said, said, hey,
you know, it's David.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
I I just left.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Everything's fine except for my roast pork fed risinal vegetables.
There's vegetables in it again? Oh so sorry, he says,
my wife made the food tonight. Now I've warned you
about her, yes, because she doesn't understand English as well
as her husband does. And when you talk on the phone,
she does that yelling thing.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
What do you want? You know? Right?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
And so she's the one who messed it up last time.
So I said, well, you know, this is the second
time she messed up my roast pork fed risinal vegetables.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
You guys know me for twenty years. I know vegetables.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
I don't know, so sorry, I said, all right, Well
can I he goes come back now? So I said,
I can't come back now. I'm want dinner time here?

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Uh sure, I can't. Can I get a credit for
next time there? Come now? Okay? Great?

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah, so I said, so, I said, I'd really like
a credit. Okay, thank you, and he hung.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Up on me.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yeah, keep that he understood, but chose not to understand
by hanging up the phone like he knew what he
was doing.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
There. He's like, oh, he heard that you wanted money back?

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Oh sorry, And you keep complaining to your his wife
like that you're gonna get a roast pork lo main,
no vegetables with an extra clam sauce.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Hawk Tour.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
You get a little hawk tour in your in your
I like, I like the way you put a scary
Jones Brooklyn guy doing a Chinese accent on the.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Ha like like the Hawk Tour girl. Yeah, they're gonna give.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
You that Hawk tour and spin on that thing, because
I can now that that ain't lobster sauces.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
That what you're saying, it's clam sauce.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
They don't sell clam sauce in Chinese restaurants, yes, they do,
not like Italian clam sauce. It may have maybe clams,
maybe it's okay, And there's no lobster in the lobster sauce.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
It's sauce for the lobster, okay.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
So I'm a beast with this story that's breaking like
right now, and I'm sure that by the time you
hear this, it'll be because you said, oh ship as
you looked at your phone and you hit the song.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
So what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (04:55):
At first it was a rumor. It was like an
interinet rumor. But now it looks like it's true. It's verified.
Now some news sources like The Post are posting this.
The Post is everybody is posting this. Okay, it's legit.
Don't yuck my, don't tell me this is fake. No.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Last night, cold Play played Boston.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
They played Gillette Stadium last night and they played songs
by the band Boss. Cold Play played in Boston's met
Life Stadium yesterday, which is not in Boston, but it's
it's Gillette Stadium. Yeah, MetLife is Jersey. I met you,
I said, I said, Jillette the first time you fucked
me up? Stop Stop.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
You know how a baseball games and concerts they like
to go to the crowd and they do the kiss
cam and sometimes it's a bit you know they have
you know that the third one is always like two
guys sitting next together and they look at each other like, well,
they're doing the kiss cam. At the Coldplay show while
Coldplay was on stage, I guess as they make this
a bit in the you know, in the middle of
their set. Okay, all of a sudden, the camera a

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very looking uh, a very good looking uh guy in
his like middle aged guy behind a woman and who
and and he she's in the throes of passion with him,
like he's hugging her from behind, and she's like looking forward.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
They're both looking at the camera. Okay, so far, so good,
So far, so good.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
All of a sudden, as soon as the camera go,
you know, he sees them and they notice they're on camera.
The two of them are like deer in headlights, and
they're like and they duck. They literally know. And then
and Chris Martin, I'm gonna play with the audio right now,
says they're alive in the moment. So either these two
people are having an affair or they're just shy and

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and I'm gonna play that for you right now.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Oh, no, shere it come. I gotta watch a commercial first. No,
you know what, no free commercials. Commercials. Yeah, turn on.
I got a question. Yeah. Was he sitting behind her
or was he standing in front of both of them?

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Was standing watching the show? They were standing watching the show.
I mean it's all over. It's all over.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
You just google it.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah, eighty thousand people at the stadium and the camera
picks them out.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
All of a sudden, Yes, and here it comes in.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
I guess, uh, three to two one, So they were
going into one of their songs and the kiss camra
is on them, so here it.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Is all right, what either an affair?

Speaker 2 (07:28):
And as it turns out, they were having an affair
because the Internet strikes again, the guy was called out.
It's the CEO of a company and all, and he.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Was having an affair.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
I guess with the chief people officer or the CPP
the chief people pleaser. It looks like in this case
either way, the two of them having a tour and affair.
I know nothing about these guys. If he's married, if
she's married, if.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
This what's going.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
I just googled what is the stadium capacity or a
concert of Gillette Stadium sixty five thousand roughly.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
I don't know about marital statuses or anything like that,
but the way that they went, and you'll see the
video everywhere by the time you've heard this podcast, I saw, yeah,
I just I just saw the video. It's it's uncomfortable.
You could tell comble it's not a bit. At first,
people were like, ah, that's got to be a.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Bit, ha ha ha.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
They do that all the time at these you know,
with these kiss cams. But my god, that is it's
fifty five thousand people. Did they not see the camera
in front of them, like lower down like you sually
the camera walks around the arena unless it zoomed in
from like really far away. Wow, jes's of all, imagine

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what are the hots? Sixty five thousand.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
One thousand and one.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah, it's crazy, but you know, you don't want to
ruin people's marriages.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
I mean Chris Chris Mark and obviously called it out.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
He said it tongue in cheek. I guess in the moment.
I mean it was happening. He was watching it live
and as he was strumming his guitar, and then he
sees them just you know, head for the hills.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
If it if it happened internally in the stadium, then
initially only people in the stadium might have been aware
of it, right, and if you didn't recognize those people,
it would have been on it one and done right.
But people filmed it, Yeah, people watch it. Yeah, people
filmed it and posted it. Yeah, that's how it got out.
But you imagine you're that guy's you're that woman's husband

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or that guy's wife, and the entire internet is now
aware that they were cheating and then they come home
and what are they going to say?

Speaker 3 (09:43):
It's not what it looked like. She was cold and
I was keeping her warm.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
No, because they were in the they were literally fully
embraced there.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
That's crazy, you know.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
And now I'm thinking, like, how could they have possibly
played it off? If think about this for a second.
Let's say the camera came to them and they continued
on and this the smiling. Now it's unassuming. It's a
fleeting moment and you're just another couple in the crowd,
and there's a far less chance that the two of

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them are gonna be caught at that point.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Do you agree?

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Or what Karon smiled or kept hugging. Nobody would have
posted that. That's what I'm saying. They're they're listen. Ultimately,
it's their fault because they were cheating or having an affair.
We don't even we think we don't know yet that
that part of the story hasn't developed.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
As in the podcast.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
If their company doesn't allow fratnizing, they could be fired
just for fooling around with a coworker.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
But he's the CEO, so is he going to fire himself?
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
If there's a board that that he has to answer to.
I don't know what kind of company it is. If
there's a board of directors. Being a CEO, he could
still you know, be in trouble. But I'm saying he's screwed,
is what I'm saying. Literally, he's left. And the fact
that people like outing his company and doxing him like that,
well that's the Internet for you. I mean, you didn't
think that was going to be held private. No one's

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gonna and no one needs to know what company he runs.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
When people see something like that, they're like, we found
you cheaters. Let's let's dox them any chance we get, let's.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Go what What I'm what I'm saying is you don't
need to dox them. You could just be like, oh,
this guy's the CEO of a company and she's his
vice president of a company whatever.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
No, people doesn't happen. But no one needs to know
what company.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Because people want to People want to be able to
tattletale and be like, haha, gotcha, here's the gotcha mom.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
It's too much.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
It's bad enough that, I mean, they cheated, I get it,
But you don't need to ruin your company.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
People work for that company.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Course, what if what if the company loses money and
the employees lose their jobs because this guy's a douchebag
fooled around with his coworker. We don't know the story.
Once again, what's her title? The chief people are She's
the CPO so's people officer.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
He's a people she's chief of them. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
And she and how does want to become a made
up title like the chief people office? We have a
lot of companies have that, the chief people officer. I
think that's more of like it's about the culture of
the company, almost like an HR.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Does I heeart have a Yes, we do, actually these
days we do.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
We hired one of don't Oh must have been right
after I love they took my money and paid the
chief people.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Well we've got some extra cash. Now, let's a people offer.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
I gotta say, though, I love what they're doing with
you know, kiss cams are one thing, but uh, did
you see a couple of weeks ago I got to
hand it to the Mets City Field what they did
with their jumbotrons in between innings?

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Oh my god, Well, which one they do something funny
all the time? Well, this, well, it was.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
It was the Subway series Yankees Mets. I mean it's
taboo to put other team's logo on the screen, right,
the visitors are never on the screen. It's always the
home team. But but at City Field for the He's
Mets series, they purposefully sought out Yankee fans wearing Yankee gear,
Yankee hats, and as soon as the person was caught

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on on the camera, high how you doing my Yankee
hat on a Snapchat filter goes over the Yankee hat
and turns into a Mets Yeah, brilliant, brilliant, Yes, ten
out of ten.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
I love the Mets for that.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
And they did something else too, right, they didn't see
think they they do.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
This all the time. Though.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
They'll put up you know, like when the guy's at bat,
they put up the guy on the on the home team,
his stats is batting average. Right. For the other teams,
they sometimes put up derogatory like little known facts about
the player to like insult them, you know, like court
for shoplifting when he was younger, like whatever. But they
put up embarrassing things about the other team's players. It's

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very funny. So kudos are doing a great job at
City field for the Mets.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Love it. Oh my god. So anyway, all right, so
we talk sports at all.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Let's just talk on baseball, and then we got to
take our first break. Okay, well today is Thursday as
we record this, but yesterday was Wednesday, which was officially
no sports day.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
That's right the day.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
And I don't know if the WNBA played, but the
main four sports baseball, football, basketball, and hockey.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
The ones matter. I didn't say that, you replied it.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Nope, nope, I'm not aware if the WNBA played, because
I believe they're All Star Game, right, I believe they're
All Star game. For some reason, was on at the
same time as the Major League Baseball All Star Game.
I'm not sure why they would do that. They should
have put it on yesterday when there was no baseball.
But anyway, major League Baseball did something new this year
and they had a tie game. Now, a number of
years ago, the All Star Game ended in a tie,

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and because there was no winner, people were upset that
they ended the game. But you can't really go extra
innings in an All Star Game because you run out
of players and pitchers. Because they try to get everyone
in a game in nine innings, they pitch an inning,
they have a pinch hit, pinch runner. By the time
the ninth inning comes around, there's really no pitchers left.
Everybody's played, and they don't want to wear the players
out of risk injury, so they just ended the game

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in a tie. So then they made it where they
made it, like, well, okay, from now on, the game
counts and whichever team wins gets home field vantage in
the World Series for your league. People hated that idea,
so last last the other night, they ripped out a
new idea for a game that was a tie after nine,
which is used in soccer and hockey. No, it's not

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a similar similar thing is with a shootout to hockey,
it's a sudden death situation. Yeah, okay, but here's the thing.
Come on, hold on, the point of my story is
why you're wrong, So give me a minute. In soccer,
the players on the field take turns trying to kick
a goal in sudden death. Right, it's a it's a

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penalty kick type of situation. In hockey they do the
same thing. They do a shoot off, right, a goal
scoring shootoff right, where the players who play the game
are trying to score a goal within the same basic
rule of the sport. Okay, but in baseball you can't
have a home run off with the pitchers from the
other team.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
So they brought in like the.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
What do they call it, the batting practice coaches, the
guys who throw VP, like old guys who retired to run,
the coaching staff to lob the ball into the players. Now,
it was interesting, it was exciting, it was fun, and
it was the All Star Game, which is an exhibition.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
It was fine.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
But now they're talking about maybe in the future, after
twelve innings, make that the way you settle games. Now,
can you imagine the last game of the season to
see who gets in the playoffs? It's a make up
break game and is decided by two old guys lobbing
the ball randomly to three guys in.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
A home run derby.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
That's not the rules of baseball to have some guy
on the field behind a batting cage like a protective shield,
lobbing the ball in. So I don't want that in baseball.
I just want to get that out there. But as
an All Star game, as a gimmick, I loved it.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Did you like it? I did enjoy it? Yes, I
thought it was different.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
It was refreshing and well now that the National League
won after blowing that five run lead earlier in the game, anyway,
whatever it was, Yeah, anyway, so that's all. I don't
want that in baseball and that's it. That's my opinion.
So but it was fun for an All Star game. Yeah,
it was fun, but it was.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
You have to admit it was like sudden death.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
It was because it basically they didn't score the traditional way.
They just basically said, smack them over the wall, baby,
we gotta we gotta get a winner. Now here is
something you can relate to. I'm going a little bit
little bit of a secret, but this is something that
fans should be outraged by.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
People were asking why Aaron.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Judge, who's the got the second most home runs in
baseball at the moment, and and Cal Rawley for the Mariners,
who was the most home runs in baseball, why they
weren't on the American League team for the home run
derby at the end? Wouldn't you put your biggest home
run hitters in the game, But this must win competition,
right of course. Well here's why scary Aaron Judge and

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Cal Rawly started the game. They played a couple of
innings and they were taken out, which is traditional in
All Star games. By the time the game ended, they
left the stadium. They didn't stay for the end.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
They were gone. Oh shit, they weren't even there.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
No, they had private jets waiting for them, and they left.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
They left.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
So how can you tell me that the All Star
Game has meaning went half to all the people from.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
The beginning of the game. They left, They weren't even there.
That's awful, gone, awful, awful.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
So it reminds me of times that we have left
concerts early to get some sleep. So I felt justified
when we did it because we had to work in
the morning and it'll leave early. But you imagine major
League Baseball players who were picked, especially out of all
the baseball players, you are selected to be one of

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the few, the proud that the special All Star players,
and you don't even stay till the end to see
who wins, and you.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Expect us to care who wins. Yeah, I mean, come.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
On, that's wrong, right, it's wrong, right right, right, it's wrong, right,
right right. So David Wright having his number retired on Saturday, Okay,
we'll talk.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
He's right. The Glyn Boys Podcast. We will be right back.
We've been very, very very sports heavy. We just started.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yes, I'm going to talk about sports. I want to
talk about problems I'm having with small children this week.
Oh do you scary Jones moment? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I'm yeah, I want to hear the gross Do you
want to hear the gross story than the really gross
story or the really gross story.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
Than the grocery I need to build up.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Okay, So I'm invited over my friend's house for dinner
this past weekend and then they're serving Italian food and
he has six your old son, five or six years old,
very cute kid. And you know, when you have Italian food,
you like to have grated cheese. And they put out

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like an antipasta, which is, you know, salami and perjudo
and cheese, very nice platter to begin dinner. And then
we had the main course, the Italian food. So the
sun the kid's not really eating dinner at the table, Okay,
he's kind of running around and he comes over and
he takes a piece of salami off of the tray

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and he takes a big bite of it. He goes yummy,
and then he puts it back in the tray.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
So I'm like, now I got to pick around and
only eat what's not being touched by the kids. Saliva.
But all right, no problem, you can get away with that. Well,
we're eating dinner, and you know, the Italian food comes
out very nice, delicious, and they bring out the grated
cheese and put on the table and it's got a

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spoon in it, right, it's the original container. They put
a spoon in the cheese and I put a little
on my food and it's good. And then I everyone
you know, puts little cheese on their food. And the
kid comes over and we're talking about I going, oh,
does your son like the cheese?

Speaker 3 (21:19):
Oh? He loves cheese. It loves it, you know.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
So he comes over and he goes, I love cheese,
and he takes the spoon out of the cheese and
he eats the cheese on the spoon, a mouthful of cheese,
the spoon back in the cheese.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
I saw this. I saw this coming a mile away. Wow,
his parents see that.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
Everybody at the table saw it, and and and everyone
was like.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Ah, cute. I can't eat the cheese now, no way,
You're done, You're done. Wait a second.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
The parents at that point didn't say, hey, let me
just take the spoon out.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
We're gonna sorry, we're gonna do have a do over
with the cheese. Just what you gonna do? The spoon
went back into the cheese.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
You can't take the It wasn't like they put it
wasn't like they took the cheese and put it in
a container like like a like a like a serving dish.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Yeah, like a bowl. No, I know you got the
whole cheese.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
That that that whole like bowl of cheese is now contaminated.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
No, it's not contaminated if it's my kid.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
So I get why they didn't react because they didn't
they weren't thinking about the fact that the rest of
us at the table aren't gonna eat that cheese. Now,
they should have thought about you, guys, that's the first
person I would think of, is someone other than myself?

Speaker 3 (22:32):
How selfish are his parents?

Speaker 2 (22:34):
I don't know, But shouldn't they have said, like, I'm
really sorry, Yeah, I'm really sorry, Like if you don't
want to eat the cheese to totally get it, yes,
you know, he and and he goes, you know, I'm
not gonna mention the kid's name. But it's just like
call a mikey. Shouldn't they have said, like, Mike, you
don't do that, you know, I think.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
You should dox him right here on the podcast. No, No,
I'm kidding.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
No, I want to be invited back to dinner. But
I you know, I mean ISLAMI thing was one thing
because you could just don't eat the salami that's under
the sea.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
But now it's cheese and it's everywhere. It's great grated cheese,
right yea, yeah, grated cheese. There's nothing.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
So I'm right, well, there's no way in hell even
if they switched the spoon, you can't go back.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
That's it. It's over now. If you went, if you went.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Back to their house in a month and you had
Italian food again and another cheese container came out, how
long before you're convinced it's no longer the same cheese container?

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Six months? Nah, you could go two three months.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
But I'm gonna be questioning everything that's been put in
front of me because I'm like, wait a second, how
do I know this kid didn't you know, dip his
fingers in the sauce, you.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
Know, or whatever? It was, you know, prior to me
getting there or something. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
I mean, it sounds like they're very relaxed in the
in the house, with the way that they eat theirs,
not this. How about six months later, you're convinced it's
a new cheese, but you don't know for a fact
whether that kid ate with a spoon out of that cheese. Also,
maybe that's a thing he does all the time. In fact,
maybe he had eaten out of the container before I

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ever put my cheese on my food, and I didn't
see it because it happened that last night or the
day before.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
It wasn't a fresh open cheese.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
It was like an eighty percent cheese that could have eaten.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Yeah. See, I can't never eat cheese at that house again.
Now you're pretty much screwed. You can't. Yeah, no, I.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Don't have to bring my own cheese. If I they
invite me over, I'll bring my own cheese.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Okay, So here's here's my next child problem. Oh you're oh,
this is a litany of problems. This is like a
rolling list. I told, Okay, what's the second one?

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (24:43):
No, because okay, because this is the first for you, David, Bro,
you usually defend the kids and rip love case. You
rip me love kids because I had no tolerance for kids.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Yeah, I love kids. Okay. So this weekend at the
community pool in my where I live, or smell feces.
You want to tell the story, Oh, that is that
what happened? I had no idea, Bro.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
I'm like, okay, But when I think, when I hear
the words listen, listen to me.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
This is my brain. My brain tells me this.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
I hear the words community pool, I'm like, shit, pitt.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
That that's what was going through out of my head. Okay.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
So normally when I swim, I swim later in the
day when it's empty. Everybody's on their way to dinner.
I go at dinner time. You know, no one's around,
nobody's home. I go, and I go, I go swimming.
Usually it's like one person in the pool. Well, somebody
must have invited their family over to use.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
The community pool.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Oh, because there was a young couple with a with
a with a baby girl in the pool and I've
never seen them before.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
They must not live there.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
I think there were guesses an older couple that was there,
and I like to hang out in the deep end
by the ladder.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
I go in with the ladder, I hang on the
deep end. All the kids are over the other end
of the pool by the staff.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
The ladder pretty much guarantees that you're not gonna have
any kids around you. I agree with that. Yeah, I'm
I'm in the deep end. Well, the kids got floaties on.
So Dad thinks it's a good idea to like swim
with heart to the deep end and teacher how to
climb up the ladder. So I'm like, uh, this is
my area. What are you doing over here? So the
kids like dang, I am to dang. I know, you know, Okay,

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go up the ladder. Okay, jump, go up the ladder. Jump.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
And I'm like, okay, can I please?

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Because what I do is I set up a table
near the ladder, and I have my phone playing music,
so it's my own world. So I'm like, fuck, my
phone is playing like hard rock music and this kid
is jumping off the ladder.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
The kid's like, I don't know, a year and a
half old, you sounded like me every day, Brody.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Nope, nope, nope, no, whatever I have to do for
that not to happen anyway. Anyway, the kid goes back
to the shallow end, and when the kid climbed up
the ladder.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
As a parent, I always do the swimmy's check. You
know what a swimmy is.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Swimmy is the two arms with the floatable things. I'm
referring to the swim diaper.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Oh, the swim diaper. Okay, gotcha.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Okay, these are the ones that like they're water a
legedly waterproof and absorbent inside. And uh they they tightly
like elastic band around your legs to keep in whatever
may come out when you're in the pool. Oh. In fact,
you might go to pool sometimes where they say children
must be wearing swim diapers.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Right, you can't just regular diapers?

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Is there? Does the water from the pool get into
the diaper at that point?

Speaker 3 (27:36):
No? No, it's designed.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
I mean, does a little get in I don't know,
but it's designed not to let water in or urine out.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Whatever. Oh oh, I didn't know that. I didn't know
they made that.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Yeah, well again, you don't have kids, so I see
that the kid have. I'm like, okay, swimmy check done.
Kids in sweat bets, no problem. The kid goes back
to the into the pool, and I look, and I
got like twenty minutes left before the pool closes. I'm
Jollian life. I'm in the deep end, and all of
a sudden, I smell the most awful thing, awful, awful,

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awful off and I look and the guy is changing
his daughter's diaper on one of the lounge chairs. Whoa,
and it's complete it's complete diarrhea. And I'm gonna get
gross here. It drips on the guy's leg as he's

(28:29):
changing it. Now look now, listen, I'm at pool level.
My head is above the pool level by a little bit.
So I'm looking at his legs. Right his legs. I
can see under the lounge he got a little drippage.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
So I'm like, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
So he lifts the kid up to wipe the kid down,
and he's wiping the kid down and it's it's just
a mess, and it's just wafting. It's just wafting, and
it's like ninety degrees on its ship and it's like, pooh,
it's ship, baby, baby, it's horrible.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Freeze it for us. That's free shit for David Brodie,
ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Free for us, David Brodie, what what do you owe
this honor? So then I start thinking, Okay, it must
have happened in the shallow end.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
I'm assuming. I'm assuming the swimmy's.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Held okay, but I don't know for a fact they
held completely. So now I'm done, I'm out of the pool.
I get out of the pool. He cleans the kid up,
puts on new diapers. Great, listen, I'm not blaming the guy.
There's nothing you can do this thing. You know, these
things happen nasty. But now I'm like, I get I
put my shoes on, my socks, I dry off, whatever,

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and I walk down. As I'm leaving, the exit is
by the shallow end, so I'm looking in the shallow
end to see if there's any remnants of anything, to
see if anything, Like nobody else is getting out. There's
other like two other families with kids. Nobody's moving, so
I'm assuming nothing happened. But but poop baby is like
he left the poop diaper on the ground. No, no,

(30:03):
he didn't leave, but it's still on the ground because
he's still dressing the kid back up as I'm leaving.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
So I'm saying, for.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
A split second there I did understand Scary Jones's aversion
Thank You to Small Children, than I did understand it.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Poop Baby was too much for even me, because even.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Though it's a big pool, if one drop of poo
poop comes out in the pool, the whole pole's bad.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
The whole pole is ruined, ruined.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
I tell you, your last story reminded me of that
ill fated day in August poop your pants a few
years ago when I was at an ac and it
was the hottest day of the year, and we were
all in the pool at the Golden Nugget and then
all of a sudden, a brown nugget, a brown nugget
came floating by the pool, and they had to shock

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the pool and do what you gotta do, put the
chemicals in.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
We didn't go to the pool the rest of the day.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
We weren't allowed, and it was frankly at that point
we just kind of lost our mojo to go in
the pool.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
But what do you how does that? How does that happen?

Speaker 2 (31:09):
You think somebody does a leg lift and like releases
the kracking and then like acts like.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
I don't know how it happens. It's weird man.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
But anyway, but what do you do if if you
release the cracking in your bathing suit and it's a
solid object? Come on, man, how do you get how
do you get out of the pool? Because if you
get out of the pool, it's gonna fall on the ground.
And if you if you you have to let it
out in the pool, right, Maybe no way to keep

(31:39):
it well, it has like it probably has come out
of a kid. At that point, they probably figured like
he no, no, no no, Maybe they didn't feel that.
Maybe just kind of slid right out. Could you balance
it in the bayanus area of your bathing suit If
you have a bathing suit that has like that internal netting,
maybe it catches it.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
All right, it's your story, Scary. I'm just answering. No, no, no,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
I was just I don't want to dwell on it.
I just want to reminisce for a minute. You realize
the golden nugget. Either the pool is going to be
like golden or have a nugget like two options.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
I'm not good, I got a nugget. Okay. I'm a
question for you.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Based on the track record, Scary, you have said that
if you're in a pool and a hot girl piece,
it's fine. This hot girl pee is fine, yep. But
if it's an ugly girl, you're out disgusting. What if
it's hot girl poop? No, I'm out, I'm out. What
if it's very hot girl poop? No?

Speaker 3 (32:37):
Stop it, stop it? No, no, come on, man, I
don't want to I don't want to talk about this stuff.
This is nasty. Well I did say this though.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Remember, Yeah, there's a difference between being in the pool
with someone who peas.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Versus them being outside the pool and then peeing into
the pool. Yeah, if you see it, it's worse, but
it's the same thing. If you think of it, you're
getting the same liquid.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
If someone's standing over the pool peeing into it, you're like, ah,
But if someone's peeing in the.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Pool and while they're in the pool, is it as bad?
It's not as bad, right, or maybe it is. I
don't know. It's okay. It's like you go to a restaurant.
You know they're handling the food with their hands.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
You know that their bare hands are touching your food,
but you don't see it, right, right, But if they
come to your table and they're like making the guak
at your table and they're using their bare hands to
like massage and mix up the guaka.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
I'd be like, rah, yeah, same thing, same thing with vermin, rats, mice.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
You know that if you're eating in a boiling basement
of Manhattan in the Lower East Side in the middle
of July, you know that you know the the the
the rodents rule the roost, and that there's water bugs
and mice and disgusting this and who knows if it
reached the food or not, but you're assuming the best

(33:56):
out of sight, out of mind.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
Is this what you were thinking when you were at
Tuxedo China? Whoever? That place was, Tiny's Tuxedo?

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Okay, do you remember the bit that I used to
have Elvis do on the Morning Show where I would
look up on the Board of Health website restaurants that
failed their inspections.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Yes, of course that was classic.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yeah, and I would have him read what they were
fined for. Maybe we should do that again, pull up
the I'll try to find that page again.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
It's been a long time. And it was like this
didn't wash hands, vermin, fecal matter.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
It was like a whole list of stuff and you're like,
oh my god, like eighty seven violations in the past
six months. So speaking of eighty five violations and dirty diners,
my cousin carmined this guy is a relic.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
He he.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
I don't know how he gets by from day to day.
Member's only jacket, can't cook for somelf.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
I love him to death. He's my favorite. He's funny
as hell. Man.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
He would be he would make a great third third
voice on this podcast. He's I would have him on
instead of you in a minute a mile a minute. Yeah, thanks.
So he also he also has the opposite schedule as us.
He is awake during the nighttime and sleepy. He works
all the time. That would be the opposite of me. Okay,

(35:22):
but over he's he wakes. His day starts at like
three pm and it ends at six am. So the
poor guy does not.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Have a microwave. I mean, he's got a house, but
he doesn't use it. He doesn't know, he doesn't use
the stoven't he doesn't use the stove.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
He has no microwave, and he likes to go to
buy some food during the day for his quote dinner
at two am.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
He eats dinner at two am, so he goes.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
He goes to get some food, like pre made food, right,
and they put it, puts it in the refrigerator, and
then when it's time to eat, he ticks it out
of the fridge, puts it in the oven.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
To heat it up. That's his routine.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
That's coffee well a few weeks ago. I don't know
what possessed him to do what he did, but he
he takes the food out of the fridge, puts it
in the in the in the oven to heat it up. Okay,
the oven is broken. He's freaking out. My oven is broken.
I can't heat up my food. Doesn't know how to

(36:26):
put it on the stove or warm things up that way,
God forbid he should.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
He just doesn't. Doesn't is that?

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Does parents not teach him how to do that? I
would tell him to google it, but he probably doesn't
have a cell phone or the internet. He has pots
and pants, does not compute, does not doesn't understand what
so what does he do?

Speaker 3 (36:44):
He wants to do some takeout? Bro? Does he eats
on his phone or any app?

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Okay, the guy doesn't have a microwave, he doesn't have
uber eats. Come on, he stills a clamshell phone, one
of those old school phones. It doesn't it's not even
like a regular phone, like at least he's not using
a rotary.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
Right, Well, the guy does not have ubre eeds. He doesn't.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
He doesn't believe in it. He doesn't established by the
fact he does not use the stove. But okay, yeah,
so what does he do at two o'clock in the morning.
He goes online looking for which diners may be open
so he can have dinner. Oh, he went online. That's
something I give him credit for that. Where do you
think what's open at two in the morning in the

(37:28):
area where he lives in Brooklyn?

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Something ten minutes away in Coney Island. Okay, got a
nail fail, right, because I mean, Coney Island's great, the
home of the cyclones or whatever in the daytime at
two o'clock in the morning, would you be traveling through there? No,

(37:50):
But we all know that, and he knows that he's
a smart guy. So he he finds the one place
that's open, orders a bunch of food from it, and
then they don't have a delivery, so he goes, I'll
come pick it up. So so it so he said
are we reading about twenty minutes? So he gets in
his car to go pick up the food. Okay, what

(38:11):
do you think he sees brody when he when he
gets there opens up the door of the diner. A rat,
four menacing looking guys, and a bunch of prostitutes hang
it out.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
And it was that old, that old. Maybe maybe they
were going to a Halloween party, right, yeah, it was that.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
It was that saloon scene where the record is playing
and then the double doors open up and this random,
pale white guy with gold chains from the eighties comes
in and the record scratches, and everybody.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Looks at him, like, what the fuck are you doing here? Buddy?
You made you made a wrong turn somewhere. Son.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
He goes to pick up his food and he goes
in and then he gets it. He comes back out
and then finds out he locked himself out.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
Of his house.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
We goes home with the food locked and the house
is locked. He his he forgot his keys. Now you
would think, how did this door lock?

Speaker 3 (39:11):
No, he he must have.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
He left the keys in the house and then he
and did not lie. It's one of those doors that
locked from the inside. When you when you when you
pull the door closed. But he but here's the thing,
his key, right, He's got a ring. No listen, his
key ring has his keys on it for his car,
so anyone else, it's combined, right, like your house keys

(39:36):
and your car keys are on the same ring. Yes, way,
if you if you go into your car, you always
have your house keys. If you have your house key,
he's got separate rings. So he forgot his house key rings.
Ring in his house, gets into his car the door.
He doesn't realize until he gets back home that he
doesn't have his house keys, so he slips in his
car overnight at Holy with the food, Brody with the food.

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And this happened to have been a few weeks back
when day remember that one hundred degree day we had
here in the Northeast. It was that night he was
woke up boiling with like drenched in sweat. Why didn't
he go back to the restaurant, maybe spend the night
with the prostitute. Probably she had her house keys.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
Poor guy. But I want to do something for him.
What can I do for a hold up?

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Get him hire a locksmith for him, or get a
lock that doesn't automatically locked. But I want to have
him or have a hide a key installed on his
car so that he can reach up onder the fender
and get his house key if he has to, like
a box or something, because that's what you should get him.
But more importantly, if you know you have a door
that automatically locks, then how do you leave your house

(40:48):
without your key? How is your key not like hanging
on a hook right by the door. And why isn't
it on your car key chain? And why isn't there
a house keys no car in your in the trunk
of your car? Questioning so many questions, But but I
just wanted to do simple things for him. I teach him,
like first of all, upgrade his phone and then download

(41:09):
like some some food apps, and you have show.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Him show him how to like order food online that
comes to your door.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Now, look a number of years ago, probably four years ago,
maybe I told you about the time I got locked
out of my house. But if I remember correctly, the
power the garage door wouldn't open. That's how I normally
would have gotten in, right, So the fact that my
door was locked and then my keys on me, it
was I just got out. I don't remember why I
was outside, but I'd walked out for a second and

(41:36):
closed the door. Some bugs wouldn't get in, but I
had garage doors that would open through. No fault of
mine was I locked out of the house, but this
situation Yeah, uh anyway, insanity. Yeah, Hormine is a comedy
of errors. He's a relic, but I love him though.
I love your call.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
If you're listening, he's not listening. He would he would
know how to access to this podcast. You can't put
You can't.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Put an app on a flip phone podcast uncle listening?
Holy shit. Hey, I was out with my friend paper
Menu the other day. We went for pizza and he
was telling me about a problem he has with his neighbor. Now,
anyone who lives on a street with houses, or even

(42:21):
if you live in an apartment building, this could be appropriate. Hey,
scary if you if you're in the lobby and you
see somebody in the lobby that lives in your building
and you know them relatively, you see them leaving the
building and they make eye contact with you, they should
wave right like.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Hey, course, at least a head nod. We do the
Brooklyn head nod like soup.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
So so, Paper Menu has a neighbor who, he said,
tell me the story that, Uh, the husband very friendly,
always waves, but the wife if he's outside, like mowing
the lawn or whatever. If the wife will come home
and pull up in her car, she'll get out of
the car, look over in his direction and not give

(43:03):
him the wave. Or if she's coming out of the
house to go to her car, she doesn't give.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
Him the wave.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
He'll wave to her, and if he waves to her,
she might wave back, but if she sees him first,
she won't do the wave. And I feel like, you
got to do the neighbor wave. Yeah, he's bothered by this.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
He said.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
She's very friendly, he likes her, there's no problem, but
she doesn't do the wave. It's like when you let
someone cross the street in front of you. Yeah, right,
you're driving, You're like, oh, and you get your wave
him on if they don't wave back, like does they all?

Speaker 3 (43:32):
He thanks? You got to give the wave back? No,
you have to.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
So he's asking me, He's like, should I mention something
to the husband, like ask if maybe there's a problem.
But he's like, how do I ask the husband, like
why doesn't your wife wave? That seems like an odd question?

Speaker 3 (43:48):
What would you do? Would you ask the husband or
you ask her?

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Like, hey, so I won't ignore it and just chuck
it up as awkward. But you know, I don't want
to jump in. I don't want to start a fight.
I don't want to try, and you know, because then
they wind up angry at me if I bring it up.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
You know, what the hell? You know? You know you
don't want to snitch on her, right, and then you
don't want to confront her.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
It sounds like a Curb Enthusiasm episode, Like I feel
like Larry David would want the wave. It would bother him,
like for forty minutes of the episode. How do you
not get the wave? If she comes out and it
looks over you like, oh, there's my neighbor, But you
don't do the wave or the chin up like a nod.
There's something wrong there. There's obviously a problem or is
she so? Like know like neighbor etiquette a chin up.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
Or not or not? Like I almost ei it down
or up? I do the up right, I do the
chin up? I do the chi up. I didn't up?
Usually go s up? Yeah I didn't sup soup. How
do you not do the sub?

Speaker 2 (44:46):
You gotta do the sub you gotta always sup But
maybe maybe she she doesn't see very well. Does she
have a vision problem. I don't know if she's driving
the car. He didn't say she wears glasses. I'm just
not trying to make excuses for her. But no, but
she looks over in his direction. She acknowledges his existence.
She's not like looking straight ahead. She sort of sees

(45:07):
him like peripherally, like other But she doesn't go like, hey, just.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
Give a hay the hey is necessary away. It would
bother me if you didn't get the hang.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
So I told him to ask the people who live
on the other side of this woman to see if
they get the neighbor wave. And he's like, I don't
want to. I don't want to cause trouble. What if
they go back and tell her that I was asking
about her.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
I was like, well, you'll never know.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
You got to ask the people on the other side
if they get the wave. Would you ask the other people?
Would you be like, hey, does she wave to you
because you're not waving to me.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
No, I don't know. I don't know what I would do.
I would what do you think I would do? Oh?

Speaker 2 (45:48):
You would intervene. You would you would actually confront her,
That's what you would do. Not only would I confront her,
as as as paper Menu's friend who doesn't live there.
I'm thinking about asking the neighbors if they get the wave.
I got to know now what the problem is? What
kind of person doesn't do the neighbor wave? That's so Actually,

(46:13):
I we had some things that wanted to check off
the list from the that first episode back. Did we
talk about my boy who uh who got cock blocked
by the eight year old kid?

Speaker 3 (46:23):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Yes, talked about that. Okay, I also talked about it
on the Big Show, and I got my ass handed
to me. Actually no, no, not that. It wasn't that
now that one that one went over? Was it about
the goodbye letter?

Speaker 3 (46:36):
The goodbye letter? I got? Yeah? How'd you get? Yeah?
The goodbye letter? I got totally ripped. And people started.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Texting into the show saying that, I you know, who
am I to say? Who gets to write a farewell letter?
But but yeah, did you know know if somebody, if
somebody works for a company for six months still write
a letter?

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:54):
No, no, okay, well, well I can understand. I think
my final answer on that is. I think if you've
been there for two to three years, you get to
do that. Three years.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
But three years, okay, two and a half years. No, well,
I was gonna go five years. But do you write
a farewell? I don't know. People come and go so
quickly now they use jobs like toilet paper.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Here.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
If I worked there twenty four and a half years,
do you remember my letter? Do you remember my letter?

Speaker 3 (47:22):
My see you later letter?

Speaker 1 (47:23):
No?

Speaker 3 (47:23):
I don't because I didn't write one. Oh you didn't
write one? Okay, well, but you usually have the option.
You could have had the option to write one.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
But yeah, listen, there were lots of people in that
company that loved me, and lots of people that made
like I don't care.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
Yeah, I don't care. I'm not going to ball to
those people, right well, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Yeah, I think if it's weird if you're there for
a year and like you're saying goodbye, like okay, nobody cares. Anyway,
there was something that happened and I wanted.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
To get your take on this, Brody.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
I don't know if I told you, okay, about my
flight from Miami to Jamaica the morning of meeting my
family at the villa in Jamaica.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
They owe you money.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Already. The answer is, the airline is money. I smell
pul I smell fecal matter on the plane. That's what
I'd like you doing with my pool story. I already
know where this is going.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
They owe you money.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
So the I was getting on an American Airlines flight
and I was, yeah, I was sitting. I was sitting,
you know, right by the front because that's what I do.
I like to buy, buy my way to the front
with points. And I'm sitting there and they close, They're

(48:37):
about to close the cabin door, and the one of
the flight attendants was talking to another flight attendant and
there was a flickering light in the galley, you know
where they prepare the food and the drinks in that
galley area right between the door the front door and
like the bathroom and with a pilot cockpit right there,
there's a flicker the galley, the galley, the front the light.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
There's a light that was like flickering. And they were like,
we gotta do something about it.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
And they're like, oh, should we need to get on
the ground in Jamaica, Like they're not gonna have the
maintenance for it.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
We gotta we we gotta do it.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
We got and they're like, and I'm thinking, and I
hear them going back and forth discussing if they're gonna
quote report this or not. As soon as they said no,
what we got, we got to call the maintenance on board.
And again they hadn't closed the door yet. They haven't
told the whole plane what the hell was going on.

(49:31):
But everyone was on board, everyone was seated, ready to go.
And I turned to the woman next to me, who
was a complete stranger. I said, this ain't gonna end
well because the very second that you say, oh, we
have a flickering light in the galley, now all it
was was a regular bulb. I'm like, this is gonna
this is gonna cause a ship storm of a delay. Brodie,

(49:57):
at least.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Two hours it cost us. Do you know the old joke,
how many people to shake to us screwing a light bulb?

Speaker 2 (50:09):
People on there and they're like oh, and they take
the cover off the fucking thing and they're like, oh, yeah,
it's a little It looks like we just got to
change the bulb.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
It's fluorescent, like.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
All right, So they come on, they pipe in the
other the new bulb, the new fluorescent bulb, and sure,
and now it lights up. And as it's lit, right,
they're putting the cover now back over the on the
light and it's screwing it in. And as they're screwing
it in, it starts, it starts flickering again. I'd like, oh,
sounds like we have a bad a bad transformer or

(50:40):
a bad something that's in back of the light. And
we gotta we gotta go get our tools. We gotta
get our tools.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
So now they come back a half hour later with
the proper tools.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
So they now have to take the cover off the light,
pull the fluorescent light off, and now unscrew the actual
lighting fixture compartment. Now, now they fucking do that, and
there's wire and it's it's attacked in the back of
the compartment is attached to wires and you can see
the fucking like plane.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
Now now I'm looking at plane guts. I'm like, oh
my god.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
They pulled the compartment down and they're up there. They're like, yeah,
this transformer thing, it's oh, this is an old one.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
This is an old one. Yeah, and then pulled the
transformer whatever it's called. I forgot what it's.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
It's not a transformer whatever whatever power is the fluorescent light,
it's a little box.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
And Mikey, we got a KAO seventy one. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
I don't know if we have one. This is an
old one. This is an old plane. This hasn't been
changed whatever it was in years. They're like, oh, no,
we hope we have one that's compatible. We'll be back.
And they had to go travel to the other end
of the hangar to some fucking like you know, wherever
they keep the plane parts to see if they even

(51:55):
had one or one that was compatible. They're like, oh,
we definitely don't have this. They don't make this anymore. Yeah, motherfucker,
I wanted to pump that flight attendant. We could have
taken off, we could have gone, we could have left,
we could have been.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
On the ground.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
They could have un what if the flickering light is
indicative of the problem with other parts of the plane,
Like what if it needs to be serviced. You don't
know what that's, you know, like sometimes your headlight is
connected to like the power motor and you and you see, Okay,
this was a simple fluorescent lighting fixture in the galley
that was flickering and bothering the flight attendant so much

(52:31):
so that he felt the need to Now, of course
the pilots are pissed, because now everybody's pissed because they
had to go the announcement attendants at disco. Unless there's
people who are like sensitive to flickering lights. Problem, we're on, okay,
So we have a bit of a problem here. And
uh FAA, they they always throw that line in the
FAA requires us to report even in something so simple

(52:54):
as a flickering light, we cannot take off.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
We have to we have to fix this fi flickering
light problem.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
And but meanwhile I'm getting the full story up front
because for me, I'm here in the back and forth
and whatever, and they fire as a captain speaking, we
got a problem with Finicky Frank again.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
Finicky Frank is causing a stink like he always does.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
Wladys a gentleman. I'd like to apologize. He's a union member.
We can't fire him, but this is the crap we
put up with. He couldn't deal with a flickering light.
So we're gonna be here about three hours, thank you.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
All I'll say is this guy was a diva he
was one of the he was a diva. He was
a diva flight. He was a diva flight attendant.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
And hell no, I can't have a finite yep, So
spand lighting for me. In an hour and a half
goes by. I'm like, this is bullshit, and I'm sitting
there and I'm seething with anger. Finally six guys come
back on the plane, and now now the whole plane
is involved. Everyone's like looking up front to see him

(53:56):
at the light these days. They come back on board
this place lane and again it's like again six guys
to change the light bulb, and they're all sitting there
and they're like looking in there with their flash lights
in there, and they're like, all of a sudden, they flick,
the light goes on, same exact situation. They take the cover,
They put the light back in its compartment, the compartment

(54:19):
they screwed to the freaking plane. They take the cover
and now they're screwing the cover and I'm like, please, please, please,
don't go out, don't flicker, don't flicker, And all of
a sudden, everything was.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
Just calm.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
And the light stayed on and the entire plane erupted
with laughter and screaming.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
And couplause, couplause.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
So I have a question with the six men that
came to fix the light be honest, were any of
the muscular or attractive No, I'm wondering if Finicky Frank
maybe screwed up the light bulb so that guys that.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Have to No, it wasn't like that, but he couldn't
keep his mouth shut. Like I mean, I listened, what
what if? I don't know. I'm not I don't want
the guy to lose his job, but I mean.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
You listen, how many times have you seen in the
news that a plane crash, they find the black No, no,
they find the black box, and they report that flickering
light was the cause of the crash.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Zero happens all the time. Scary exactly.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
But anyway, now I ask you, David Brody, Yeah, because
I haven't contacted American Airlines about that because I went
right I slid right into the villa and I just
had a beautiful family vacation. I didn't want to stress
or anxiety. Now what I do if you had called
immediately within the first day or two when you got
back and you said, you know, I missed my my head,

(55:48):
I had a car service waiting for me, or I
missed the tram back to the hotel, or you know,
I missed the meal my whole family was having lunch.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
I don't so on this one.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
I feel like you missed your opportunity to embellish yourself
into a couple of hundred bucks. Yeah, you should have
spoken to some other people on the flight, see if
they were going to complain, you know, get a class
action suit going everybody, Oh, we all want the two
hundred bucks. I feel like you should have gotten something
for your for your troubles sitting there in the in
the on the hot plane. You know, if did the

(56:20):
entertainment system work or did they turn that off? While
you have everything? Everything worked, everything worked, Maybe you could
have gotten an upgraded meal, some free food or something.
They should have done something for the flight, like first
round of drinks is on us, something nice. But the
fact that they didn't, well, something, something would have been
nice to lay. We're sorry for your inconvenience. Yeah, here's uh,

(56:42):
you know, maybe give you ten thousand points, give you
a little something. I feel like they owe you a
little something. Okay, all right, well, thank you, And how
about this quick one for free dessert. Last night, Chinese Tuxedo.
One of the specials was described to me as this
beautiful Uh. It's like, oh, we have this also this
this rab entree uh and it's battered and fried and

(57:03):
they have this dipping sauce with it, and it's on
special crab.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
I'm a crab. Oh my god calling me there, So
Robin and I ordered that to split. The dish comes out.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
It was crab substitute soft shell crab. Oh, I like
soft I hate soft shell crab.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. Well,
why wouldn't you ask?

Speaker 2 (57:32):
Then?

Speaker 3 (57:33):
Why did you tell me? She should have said it
soft shell crab.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
If you have if you have a special and it's
a soft shell crab special, you should say, yes, we
have soft shell crab. She never said the words, Loves
never said those words. Had she said those words, it
would have prompted me to not order that. There's king crab,
there's Alaskan, but there's also just crab. There's snow crab.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
There's other kinds of crab. There's crab cakes, stone crab,
stone crab, right, sure, all of it. I love it all.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
But she specifically just said crab. So if you were
to think deep fried crab, would you assume stow crab,
I mean soft shell crab.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
No, you wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
And so when Robin was like, I needed it, because
Robin doesn't need it, now, I eat it unwillingly, I'm like, Okay,
it's whatever.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
So I ate the soft shell sounds like your sex
It sounds like your sex life we're going on.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
So I ate the soft shell crab, and I only
ate like half of it because I wanted to get
through other things. So I'm like, yeah, whatever. But Robin
didn't eat her portion at all. And we sat there
and the lady said, oh, what happened.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
You don't like it?

Speaker 2 (58:36):
I said, well, gotta be honest. I didn't want to complain.
But you didn't specify in the beginning that this was
soft shell crab. You just said crab. You said deep
fried crab with a dipping sauce, and I thought that
in my brain that sounded really, really delectable. I said,
but we're not big fans of soft shell crab. My
girlfriend in the facts hates soft shell crab.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
She said, oh my god, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
She walked away. I didn't say anything. She did't say
anything because Robin looked at me and she's like, we're
gonna say something. I said, I'm not gonna say anything.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
No way. I think I should have. I should have.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
It was on me to specify. Hey, yeah, what kind
of grap asked the follow up question. Although I did
it on you, but it would have been nice if
the waitress said, I'll give you some free uh you know,
ice cream or something with pineapple or something.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
At the end.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
Well, that's exactly what she did. She showed up unannounced
with here is our classic dessert. It is an egg
custard pie and it's our best seller. And I want
to give this to you guys, just for being you.
And she we didn't ask for the free.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
Dessert, but we got our free dessert nice with Scary
and Rotie Scary. That story before the commercials warms my heart.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
You didn't even have to ask. See, there are still
people out there that will acknowledge. That is why that's
where the theory comes from. They should just give you
free dessert. When then when something goes wrong, you shouldn't
have to ask.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
We had freedaze. She gave us the free desert.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
I was so excited for that, so all right, but yeah, brody,
but to see and then again, I sometimes choose restaurants
that they have that level of service and expertise, and
they they you know, they think ahead.

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
As opposed to being three steps behind.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
Blah, Okay, how you said two steps behind. I would
have said, thanks, Steph Leopard, but you said three steps
So uh, three steps to the move I think is
a song anyway, So I have a question for you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
Would you like.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
A question about a weird food and what it is?
Or would you like a riddle from Facebook with stupid answers?

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
I like the riddle. Let's go riddle.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
Manddle off of five hundred please. So I'm gonna tell
you right now that the answer the question is wrong.
There are multiple countries that fit this this question, but
that's not what the riddle is. The riddle is more
about the answers people gave the riddle. Again, these are
videos that pop up on Facebook. What is the only
country in the world that begins and ends with the

(01:01:14):
same vowel?

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
The only country in the world.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Yeah, that begins and ends with the same vowel. Now,
it's irrelevance scary because there are a lot of countries
that begin and end. But the point of this segment,
as you know, is to read stupid responses.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
Right, So here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
This person said Africa, of which a bunch of people replied, Africa.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Is not a country. Yeah, it's a continent. Okay. This
person replied, ohio ha ha not a country.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
Diane replied the way Idaho state?

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Okay, Uh, let's see. This person responded Alabama. So people
just misreading this and thinking, wow, people are miss reading,
thinking that that they asked for a state instead.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
Of a country. Here is This person responded India. Also, well, wait,
India is India is a country? Does it? It doesn't start,
but it doesn't stalk with an eye and an eye Okay, yep,
that's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
This person said America.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
That no.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
The next person replied there's no such country as America,
to which the original person wrote, if you consider the
official name United States of America, then it works, to
which the same person replied it doesn't work. United starts
with a y dumbass Oh you yeah, yeah yeah. So

(01:03:03):
so how about a right answer. Australia, Yeah, Australia, Angola, Armenia, Antigua, Albania, Algeria.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
There's a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
They're all, but the question is incorrect because they said,
what's the only country that starts with there's several idiots, Yeah,
this person wrote. This person wrote Europe. Uh uh huh

(01:03:32):
mm hmmm hmmm. So there that that's uh. People on Facebook.
I'm gonna give you one more. Would you like another riddle?

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
Riddle me this batman? Okay, how many US states start
with the letter p? Okay? Start with the letter yep,
and then I will read you some of the many responses.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
Well, I already know the response is because there's these
are going in my head right now, like not state,
not a state, not a state.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
So I'm not going to say.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
I'm not going to say Pittsburgh because pennsil but Pennsylvany. Wait,
start with the letter P is Pennsylvania. Okay, I got that. Okay,
but other people probably said things like Philadelphia or Phoenix, right,
all cities right, ye, Philadelphia. One person wrote, there were
two This question is wrong. There were two Philadelphia and Pittsburgh.

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
Fucking morons again Peoria.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
This person said Philadelphia and Pittsburgh. This person said Pennsylvania
and Philadelphia.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
There's only one. It's Pennsylvania.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
But they said Pennsylvania and Philadelphia. Yes, two separate entities
nowhere near each other. Yeah, right, exactly. So that's my
point is people don't read or comprehend whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
Yeah. How many more breaks do we have? This is
the last one.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
By the way, I was going to go clothing shopping
for the summer. Here I have the summer outfits.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
It's a little a little late and a little late
in the game. That home.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
I get them half price. I'll pull a brody. You
think I could pull off a tank top? No, No,
If you had a tankd up on, the last thing
you should do is pull it off. No, I'm thinking
about no offense. Yeah no, but scary is the thing
you post videos of yourself with no shirt on?

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
Yeah, well so I sort of.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
But I feel like a tank top accentuates your shoulders
and your arms.

Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
Which are not my strong point right now, right right?
I mean I have borderline loves lady arms. It was
a flap. I didn't want to flap in the breeze. Yeah,
I didn't want to be the one to say that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
Okay, I'll take credit for it, but okay, it's it's
it's an expression. But you know I feel I would
suggest I would wear an If I were you, I
would wear an inverted tank top. I would wear just sleeves.
I would find like long gloves like they used to
wear in the twenties. I would I get too sleep,
slide on the sleeves, and I would go chestless.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
Chestless.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
Yeah, your chest is fine, your arms are the problem.
So I would go out with no shirt and just sleeves,
just on your shoulders, your shoulders, your upper arms. You
could wear like like those long What about those long
smoking gloves that women used to wear, the silk ones
in the ninet forties.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
Yeah, yes, I said, the twenties.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
Yeah, the forties, the long white gloves, those shirt and
wear gloves up to your shoulders.

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
That would be a good look for you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
Terrible, terrible, awful. I just don't think that guys my
age who are not jacked can pull it off. I
think the only women. I think women could wear tank tops,
and maybe kids up till twelve. That was the last
time I wore tank top when I was twelve years old.
I think maybe eight or nine was the last time
I wore a tank top.

Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
But they're so like freeing.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
I wish I wish they were more socially acceptable for
people of my thatture, but I don't think old sture.
What statue do you have. You're an Italian guy from
Brookly she wearing a wife beater, tea or guinea t
depending on which offensive term you want to status stature
or my physical build my physique. I'll say that your

(01:07:16):
physique my physic But you know what I would I
would say to you, let me check the math. Ninety
of men who were tank tops should not be oh really,
But the guys, I say, listen, the guys that I
see wearing tank tops are like jacked, and they have
a right to they're They're like showing off muscles.

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
Ten percent look good.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
But most most most guys in tank tops usually have
a gut and and fat arms and like green blotchy
tattoos from thirty years ago that all.

Speaker 3 (01:07:46):
Guy like that defeated faded tattoo A. I don't know,
so I was. I really want to get back into
the world of tank tops. I think it will be come.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
By the way, if I just described you, I'm sorry,
I apologize. You're talking about people who don't listen to
this podcast, who look like that you do a pro
You're you're a listen to an asshole. If if my
arms were jacked, I would wear a tank Look, I'm
not wearing a tank top. I'm the first person. I'm
I'm my stature. According to scary, I'm not a tank

(01:08:17):
top guy. Although I do, I do have any bounce
with you. I don't have lunch lady arms.

Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
No you don't. I don't. I don't but all the pickleball.
But is it? Is it an age thing?

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
Should a man in their fifties be wearing a tank top?
I don't think it's an age thing.

Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
I've seen.

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
I've seen eighty year old grandpa's wearing tank tops. They
look fine if if they're if they're wearing it, if
they look good. I'm I'm on the business of judging
guy screaminating events. I'm being agist. But is it a
style thing where they just don't have that for people
our age?

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
I don't know. I think I think people our age
absolutely can wear a tank rock at. I don't think.
I don't think you and I can wear tank tops
because we're not physically fit.

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
Yeah, I this puts in my body. I want to
cover up. I'm not one hundred percent comfortable going sleeveless.
That's not who I am.

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
Well, you go shirtless, so yeah, but the shirtless is
better than tank top for me. Oh, I agree. You
know the reason it's I'll tell you the slices of case.
You're like, what's the difference.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
When you go topless, people's eyes are focused all over
the place and it averages out. Yes, but when you
wear a tank top, you're covering up most of what
people can look at, and all they can now focus
on is your naked shoulders and arms. Right, so you're
making people focus on the un sexy, flabby lunch lady part.

(01:09:39):
And by the way, slices, if you're a lunch lady,
no offense, scary, insulted.

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
You, you know what he means.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
Oh, man, we're not gonna We're not We're not trying
to get into the h Don't let me with about
the snow don't pull out the snowflake jingle right now. No, listen,
when I went to high school, there were very attractive
women working in the lunch room. But he's talking about
the stereotypical older, flabby armed, black hair and neck ladies

(01:10:08):
are working and go Okay, now, if you're one of
those people. I'm sorry, do we have having how many
lunch ladies do we have listening? How many ninety year
old lunch ladies are listening?

Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
That's what I'm saying. So anyway, yeah, that I'll just
leave that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
Maybe I'll be leaving the tank tops to kids and
women and jacked men, but I'm out or.

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
Anyone more comfortable with their body. Listen. If you don't
look great in the tank top, you're comfortable. God bless you.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
Go enjoy yourself. It's not for me to judge. It's
for scary to worry about his own arms. And I
think you need to buy the long gloves. Perfect I'm
in is that it would be good for today. I
want you know what I want to talk about. I
got one more thing.

Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
I think.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
I mean, well, but then you know what speak now
or forever hold your peach. But you do that, and
it's the podcast over all.

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
Right, I'm gonna give I'm gonna give one pick a
bull story real quick. So I played pickle ball.

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
Now now when there's two different groups to pick a ball, okay,
on the weekends, because so many people sign up, there's
an open play for lower tier people. A little bit
lower and a group for a little bit higher, and
I like to play with the higher group because I
got better.

Speaker 3 (01:11:22):
In practice, I play a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
I got better, but on the weeknights because it's less popular,
the open play sort of mixes the little bit lower
with a little bit higher. So sometimes you get a
partner that isn't as good as you, and that's fine.
You just got to play better and hope that you win,
and you can play well enough to cover for their weaknesses. Okay,

(01:11:45):
sometimes you play with someone who's little bit older, I
gotta cover more of the court. I gotta run up
for the ones they can't get to.

Speaker 3 (01:11:52):
Whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
I played with the woman i'd never played with before,
and she'll be honest with you. She wasn't great, and
she made a lot of mistakes.

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
At one point scary.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
She she misserved eight balls in a row every time
it was u served. She hit the net wide, left, wide, right, long,
eight serves in a row. But I overcompensated. I jumped
in front of a couple of shots that were coming
her way. It's called poaching. I covered my head of
the court and a little bit more. But we lost

(01:12:29):
nine to seven. We made it competitive I did my
best to overcompensate for the fact she wasn't great. Okay, Now,
when I lose, a lot of my friends who know
that I'm pretty good, will be like, you lost. Because
usually on weeknights I go like eight and one, nine

(01:12:50):
and zero, I do.

Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
I do fairly well. You know there are nights I lose,
you know whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
So one of my friends says to me and this
woman as we walk off the court to the area
where people are waiting.

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
You lost.

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
And she says, yeah, we made a couple of mistakes.
We well, you are a team. That is the proper verbiage. No, no, yeah,
you say, David did the best he could. I sucked, No,
you said, She says, yeah, we made a couple of mistakes.

Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
Yeah. And I looked at her and I gave her
a look like we And I absolutely we that you.
Your people looked over at me.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
They knew, they freaking knew that that pickleball. David did
not screw up. I did not lose that game. She
lost the game. Be honest about it. Just say yeah,
I messed up. If you guys are working together, you're
a unit, you are as well. No, we were not
working together. I was working my ass off for this
woman to like coast through in life. She didn't score

(01:13:54):
any points. I scored all seven points. I did the
best I could to get us to the finish line.
The team weren't a project hold on at work, and
some people don't held up to their end of the bargain,
slacking off. Other people work harder, and some people fuck
up and make mistakes. But when you turn into project,
it's we When six people go on an airplane and

(01:14:16):
fix the light bulb and only one guy fixes it,
the other five guys go back and they go, yeah,
we fix the light bulb. Yes, yeah, F those guys,
F those guys.

Speaker 3 (01:14:25):
She lost.

Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
She should have said, yeah, I didn't have my best game,
even if that was her best game, Just take the bullet,
just go yeah, I sucked.

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
We made And she said it like seriously, Yeah we
made some mistakes. Bullshit.

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
Well she doesn't, because you deserve half the accountability. You
should have poached her a little bit more. Maybe you
could have over compensated a little more and maybe save her. Yeah, yeah,
you know what, she could have said, David did the
best he could. You know, we almost won the games,
but I made a lot of mistakes. I missed eight
serves in a row. You could have mentioned that, why,

(01:14:59):
oh you lost, I missed eight serves in a row.
There's a there's a little bit of information that would
have been helpful. Uh yeah, because you know, when you
scored a pickleball scary when you serve, and if you're
not serving, you don't score points. And if it's your
opportunity to serve, you miss eight serves in a row,
you shouldn't be on the court.

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
Okay, all right, you're getting heated for no reason. Pickleball day.
You getting heated. No, no, scary.

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
I'm not getting heated. We're getting heated. We you and
I are eating heated. We're both getting heated. We do
a podcast together. Therefore, if I'm getting heated, we're both
getting heated. We're going getting podcast stocks.

Speaker 3 (01:15:29):
Both sucks. Now we're gonna release this into the ethers
so they them can listen to it. Enjoy, Enjoy, Boys, Boys,

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