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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Brooking Boys Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Slice Reactions.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
This podcast all depends on you, baby.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
It's Brooklyn Boys Slice Time for episode three sixty and
beyond as it going.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I'm Scary Jones. That's David Brody Yellow Scary. Hey.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
This is the podcast about the podcast, not the main episode.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
This is the side chick if you will. Yeah, and
we weren't sure, we didn't get this done, but we
fit it in.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
So this is a bonus slice time for those who
weren't expecting a slicetime. And I hope you guys enjoyed
my AI. You can check it out. It was in
my story, but you can go to Instagram at David
Brody and check it out. I have a we have
a new a spokesmodel promoting our podcast. Yeah, gave us
a I don't know if you if you guys heard it,
yeah she has. I gave her a Brooklyn accent. And yeah,
(01:11):
you have to love AI.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
She's definitely a low functioning individual with the words coming
out of her mouth.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Oh, I don't think that's very nice.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
But let let's see if I can play the audio
here just to give people a taste of what they
may have missed here.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Old on, Yeah, can't wait, pay slices.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
The Brooklyn Boys are recording Slice time tonight.
Speaker 7 (01:32):
Don't forget to leave your fun talkbacks. And remember it's
always brody and scary.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
See even AI knows. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Low performing individual, low I que lo iq individual clearly
want to I want to hang out with her, yeah,
especially yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Right.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
So anyway, Uh, if you listen to the talk back,
if you listen to the iHeartRadio app, you get to
leave it talk back pressed the microphone.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
If you listen to other ways, you don't get to
leave it talk back.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
But there's always hope for you in the future that
maybe you'll listen through the iHeartRadio app and be able
to leave it talk back like these people, or.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Listen the way you listen, but then go over to iHeartRadio,
open the app and leave it talk and.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Then leave it talk aback.
Speaker 8 (02:12):
Hey Roco boys, some bitch from Queensand I remembered one
of the things I wanted to say.
Speaker 7 (02:17):
For three point fifty nine guys.
Speaker 9 (02:19):
Were talking about the sushi rolls.
Speaker 10 (02:20):
I'm thirty seven, so I'm half Scary's age and probably
half his size, and I eat three rolls at an
advertiser when I order sushi for dinner. So two rolls
isn't a lot, but I do think they gave extra
chopsticks because of the extra shit that you ordered.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Scary just saying, well, I feel the pukkaki.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Yeah, I feel validated, though, knowing that two to three
rolls is a thing and not Brodie's more than one roll.
His eyes popped out of his eyes popped out of
his head when he found out that I.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Ordered two rolls.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Like, I don't how big the rolls were, but I
don't know what you're gonna do. How are you gonna
eat the bukaki with chopsticks?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Is what I want to know. Yeah, the bukkaki. Oh
the beef bull beef bulgogi? What beef bulgogi?
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I'm sorry, I can't hear you play the next right
exactly And that was a Korean dish by.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
The way.
Speaker 11 (03:09):
Park to Prody scared talking about those little robot delivery dudes.
I'm bailing my part my friend's building like ricole or whatever,
and my and a girl's outside and as I'm bailing
in the car and she's like, looks at the vallet
guy who to Nasty was at all. The older guy
(03:30):
Promadeva country and she's like, have you seen like a
delivery spot?
Speaker 12 (03:34):
And he's like, huh, you know's I do not know
what I believe in let And she's like, yeah, you know,
like a little robot thing of delivery scoot. He's like
what And I'm just I'm dying laughing because it's just
like the generation gap, Like she was probably in her
young twenties and living in this and he's this, like
(03:56):
definitely like over sixty year old, maybe Haitian or something,
and I'm just dying laughing.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
In this generation, yeah, yeah, give it, give it, give
it time. Soon everyone will be sick of those robots,
no matter how old you are.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah, those little.
Speaker 11 (04:12):
Bridian and Scary Brodie, I probably you'd like to be right.
I wasn't exaggerating the tax rate in Switzerland fifty five percent.
Speaker 13 (04:17):
But if Brody, if Scary lived there, with how much
he makes, he would be in the highest tax bracket
have forty five percent. So I was ten percent off
of that and that's why he lives Genevan, Switzerland and
da DH But granted, because Scary makes like fifty billion
dollars a year, he'd be tax forty five percent, so
he would only make twenty five billion dollars a year.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Okay, all right, calmed down.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
But he'll be surrounded by by blonde women in free healthcare,
so I'll take that.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah, uh yeah, all right. What do you got here, hey,
Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 9 (04:53):
Jebediah from Queen's Here Brody mentioned the movie Prince of
Egypt and how it's more of a Passover movie than
a Hank movie. I remember saying the same thing to
my grandma when it came out when I.
Speaker 10 (05:05):
Was ten years old.
Speaker 8 (05:06):
She took me to the theater to watch it, and
I remember at one point during the movie, I chap
my grandma on the arm and whispered to her, why
is this coming out during Hanuka? It should have come
out around.
Speaker 10 (05:18):
Passover because this is the story of Passover.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
You got that, verty Yeah? Yeah, Well, it's like confusing
Christmas with Eastern two different times a year, two different holidays.
Speaker 14 (05:32):
Brooklyn Boys, Becca from Long Island. Yeah, I agree about that.
Elvis Duran Show main strip. They have way too much
stuff in there. I just check them all off, bang
bang bang bang bang. That way, I could just watch
the main episodes because otherwise it'll just play into some
random podcast that I don't even know what it is.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
I just want to hear you guys.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, I get that Baron always scary. Did you talk?
Did you fix your system so we can get Andrew
on the podcast?
Speaker 6 (06:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
About that, we'll talk off camera and off Mike.
Speaker 10 (06:07):
All right, all right, hey Brooklyn boys, Josephine from Queen's here.
I gotta tell you guys a funny story. So you
guys talk about scambony texts and scambony calls. The other night, Yeah,
I get a scambony text from a non non number
asking if I'm coming over for sake and red wine. Well,
I don't know this person, and I looked up the
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area code. The area code is for San Francisco. I'm
in New York City Queen's obviously, so clearly I'm not.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
All right.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
I will say though, that people move with their phones,
and so if it's a cell phone, the area code
is no longer quite as important as it used to be.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
I got an area code four oh seven today, and
I'm like, I'm not buying this. It was four to seven.
I think it is Orlando. I believe like I got
no business in Orlando whatsoever, not even for Disney, and
then nobody in Orlando.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
Scone.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
She continues, what were we going to say?
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Nope, I had to call somebody, uh for maintenance, and
I didn't recognize the area code, so I googled it
and it was the Dominican Republic. So when I saw
that person, I said, hey, man, is that your phone number?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
You of Dominican Republicans?
Speaker 7 (07:22):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah, I never changed it.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
So in order to call a guy right near where
I live, yeah, you got to call it Dominican Republic.
So that's a bit extreme. But my point is San
Francisco could be living in Queens. What is San Francisco
cell phone?
Speaker 10 (07:36):
So I take a screenshot of the scambony text and
I posted to the Brooklyn Boys fan group on Facebook
because I figured the other slices would get a kick
out of this weird, random, you know, scambony text that
I got out of nowhere, and one guy I'm not
going to mention his name because I don't know if
he wants me to or not, said that I could
get a steak dinner from a total stranger. Before Brody
(07:57):
gets a steak dinner from his good friend's skinry that's hilarious, Brody,
deservesta dinner.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Scary, thank you? Okay what she was going to say.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
I thought she was going to say the guy who
sent to the text message was in the Brooklyn Boys
chat room.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
That the guy was like, I say that.
Speaker 13 (08:14):
Text scary, Brody, body scary, Rock and see from the
bank the wall hung about episode three sixty.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
And the ductor both of your insurance, we have no
cold peace. I never do this, I say, I don't play.
I do agree with Brody on this one three doctors?
Speaker 6 (08:30):
What the hell I'm not?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I love calling the doctor pay.
Speaker 15 (08:34):
The ductor ball.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
It's an ato thinking of Brody, You're right and this
isn't scary. You're wrong? Rocking Steve over there, show from now?
All right, Rock and.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Steve, maybe my favorite call you've ever had, don't get
yourself in this episode, the one where Rock and Steve
agrees with Brody.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Bro In case you do the talkbacks, you might not
do the talkbacks, but if you do the talkbacks, area
code two one two.
Speaker 16 (09:06):
You said it can't be two on one?
Speaker 6 (09:08):
What about one one one, David Brody, that would be.
Speaker 16 (09:10):
Faster than two one two.
Speaker 9 (09:12):
You didn't mention why.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Can't it be one one one because one is a
country that.
Speaker 15 (09:17):
Is faster than two one two, David.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Right, One is the country code of When was the
last time you dial a phone number with a one
in the area code?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
You didn't you out a one, but you know why
you put the one.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
It was back in the day at a pay for
long distance, so they made you dial the one so
they knew you were calling in America and the kids.
You couldn't accidentally dial out out of you know, like
an area code outside. So yeah, also to let it
know that an area code's coming next. But no, there's
no one one area codes, no one when you think
about it, the US USA is one.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
We got the first one.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
The other countries have a phone reinvented it, so we're
number one.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah is that? Yeah? So yeah we win.
Speaker 17 (09:58):
Brody is scary and never scary and broke well from
ct CT. First off, I just want to give both
of you, as both of you, a big middle finger
because you guys are both fibbers, fibbers, fibbers fibers, both bussholes.
Last episode, I listened to that whole episode and you
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guys were like, oh, don't leave any We're not gonna
do Slice time next week. We rather give you guys
a new episode. Blah blah blah blah, insert shit here,
insert bo shit here. We'll let you know when to
leave talkbacks, and then I go and check you guys
have Slice time. I was like, you motherfuckers, you motherfuckers
(10:42):
as a bonus sign, but I forgive you.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
But fuck fibbers.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
I mean, oh, you know, we we basically we didn't
think we're gonna have time, but we did. So why
are we getting crucified for something for giving you bonus
content that we that you didn't anticipate was coming. I mean,
that doesn't make any sense whatsoever. I think he wanted
to be part of it. I think he's right, well,
he's part of this one and yell at us, and
(11:11):
then right, he used it. He used his time very unwisely.
Oh wait, no, he's got another one here he comes.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Oh good, good.
Speaker 17 (11:17):
By the way, die Hard is a Christmas movie. I
don't know why anybody says not. If it was terrorists,
the movie would have been about a nice husband and
wife celebrating Christmas together at a nice office party.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
But then the terrorists came and just fucked it all
up right. It's a terrorist movie. By the way, can
you believe it?
Speaker 17 (11:40):
Brody is a stickler for a dollar?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Can you believe it? Yeah? I can believe it. I
know Brody's for way too long to know.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
And it's okay, Well people venmoed me. I'll read their
names out on the next episode. Okay, you guys, thank you.
Speaker 18 (11:54):
It's the Boys Podcast.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
All right, let's see what else we have here on
and upward from episode number three sixty.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
We've come full circle. You like that that little pun,
We've come full so I use it. I used it
at the beginning of the episode last time we recorded.
Speaker 16 (12:12):
Yeah, hey, Brooklyn Boys, it's Maria Fremunian City. I'm sorry,
I'm sick, but I'm listening to the latest episode and
Scary is talking about the wake up music. It sounds
so calming. It reminds me of the music that Prince
Akim was woken up to and coming to America with
the violins and shit. Now I'm picturing Scary in his
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all white bedroom with an orchestra waking him up.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, I'll tell you why. You know what?
Speaker 4 (12:40):
You laugh, But I've had a lot more pleasant wake ups.
I'm sticking with it. It's been two weeks now.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I don't get it. I love it. I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
You have you have calming paint and calming music. How
do you ever wake up?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
It works? I open my eyes, I come to life.
All right?
Speaker 16 (13:02):
Hey, Brooklyn Boys, is Maria from Union City again? I
wanted to chime in about the holiday movies, and I
think the best way is to think where would Blockbuster
categorize these movies. Diehard would go in action, and Hook
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would go in fantasy. They wouldn't go in holidays. Correct,
Polar Express would go onto holidays.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
El, thank you, Thank you. Here's a woman with a
head on her shoulders.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Yeah, although I will tell you if it's a comedy
holiday movie, it wouldn't go in the comedy section necessarily,
like Elf.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
I don't know if Elf. Would Elf go in the
comedy section.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Go to the holiday section? So would National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
That's a comedy also comedies about the rest of the Yeah,
but okay, okay, But then January February, when the holidays
are over, right, do you think they slide them back.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Into the comedy section. That's a good question. Then again,
who remembers blockbuster video next calling Hey, this is your
boy Ryan from New Mexico six seven with eight nine.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Eight nine eight nine eight nine.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
A wait what he said the way to the way
to defeat The keep saying come by the way. I'm
watching television right now and the Miami Dolphins are on
the screen and it says that Miami Dolphins right now
they're winning record they're winning lost record is six seven,
six and seven.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
There's six and seven. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
One of the one of our hosts, uh for jingle Ball,
Josh Martinez, the night guy, I got a handed to him.
He went out on stage and he had to do
he had to do the six to seven joke. He goes,
I don't know, man, I don't know about the noise
level in here. Coil be a lot better. I feel
like it's a six seven, And then the whole place erupted.
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He goes on, now it's a ten. I'm like, all right,
thank you, Josh. Someone did it. That was at a
jingle Ball concert the other night. I'm still trying to
get my voice back from that.
Speaker 6 (15:05):
Hey broken bussy bull with this and it's always brody
and scary. So, first of all, mister Brody, the guy
owns me a dollar, I will yell across the court
he yo, motherfucker, where's my dollar?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
You owe me one dollar.
Speaker 6 (15:26):
And embarrass him forever, or if not, across the parking
lot where everybody's listening.
Speaker 7 (15:33):
I'm that guy. If I lend you tears.
Speaker 6 (15:38):
For whatever it is, if I lend you anything too,
I expect it. Once you're done. You're not done. I'm
harassing you, and I'm letting you know. I say, look
at me, look at me, you see my face. Don't
ask me for anything, you thirsty. Don't ask me for
a glass of water. You on fire. I would not
(15:59):
pass on you to put you out. The Christmas movie
debate also rambles into the chatter. But anyway, let's not
talk about ra Rambo fair Flood. Let's talk about the
two you guys talked about first die Hard and then Gremblings.
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And I've said this before. Die Hard happens. It's a
Christmas party. And yes, you can tell that Scarry Jones
have never watched this movie, because yes there is a guy.
Speaker 7 (16:39):
Dressed like Santa Claus, and yes there is a Christmas treet.
Speaker 6 (16:43):
Yes they are celebrating Christmas at the Nakotomy Plaza. That's
why the building is empty, That's why the terrorists choose
this date.
Speaker 18 (16:55):
To do this.
Speaker 7 (16:57):
It's a Christmas movie, period.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
It's not a Christmas movie because of the themes, the theme.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
It's a movie that took place on Christmas. But the
whole movie is about a terrorist attack.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
That is That is right, And I did see it.
It was a long time ago. But just because the
movie has Santa Claus in it doesn't make that a
Christmas movie.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
I said. It has to have.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
The themes of Christmas, the idea of the Christmas spirit,
of the joyful holiday that we celebrate. I I'm sorry,
I don't know what else to say on that one.
All right, right, but but but.
Speaker 18 (17:31):
He continues furthermore, the gramblings, it's a Christmas movie because
guess move is this guy's.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Christmas pres Yeah, it was a present.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
I know, Okay, the guy Christmas guy.
Speaker 7 (17:49):
Because it happens.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
During the black why black Why?
Speaker 6 (17:52):
Maybe you don't celebrate, maybe you don't see it that way,
but it happened during Christmas.
Speaker 7 (17:58):
Is the things you happen during Christmas?
Speaker 18 (18:01):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Yeah, but when you're if you have a list of about.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
Give a kid choices for Christmas movies and you throw
Gremlins in there. Gremlins doesn't fit in the category, and
Gremlins will not be chosen. It's not Christmas movie the
way a Christmas Story is, or a Miracle on thirty
fourth Street, or It's a Wonderful Life, those are Christmas movies.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Yeah, when the whole theme of the movie is about
the holiday of Christmas and the giving and the family
and the you know, all of the Chris there's nothing
Christmasy except h at the end of the movie when
he wins spoiler, they celebrate Christmas. There's a tree. I
get it. But it's not a Christmas movie. It's a
movie that happens to take place during Christmas.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
If, as I've said this before, if somebody if there's
a chase scene at a baseball stadium, then make it
a baseball movie. If if somebody uh murders someone at
a Thanksgiving dinner and it becomes a who Done that movie,
it's not a Thanksgiving movie, It's a who Done It?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Movie?
Speaker 5 (19:04):
Speaking of which, I watched Knives Out three, dead Man,
Wake Up dead Man?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
What did you think?
Speaker 5 (19:08):
I'll give my review with no spoilers on the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 7 (19:12):
Hey, brooken busy, behold this and it's always brody scary.
Speaker 6 (19:16):
Happy Hanukah to David Brody and everyone who is tribe.
I know there's a lot of Jewish people listening to
the BIS. Happy first Hanookah for you. I hope you
get one little gift and then increasingly bigger. Hopefully Sunday night.
Speaker 7 (19:31):
You know you get some action the last day of Hanukah.
You know some we.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
But hey, only one can hope from one. Well that's
to you, happy he brookend, and.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
It is always one can only hope.
Speaker 18 (19:45):
So you don't know this brody but scary.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
Jones talked about how he goes and spends all his
money and you know that place where.
Speaker 7 (19:53):
He buys all the clothes or all of the jingle balls.
When he spends.
Speaker 6 (19:58):
Thousands of thousands of thousands of dollars on lavish things,
he only is gonna wear ones and he's cleaning ladies
prob'ly gonna throw away.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Why that's out, scary. Where where are you wasted all
your money? Scary? And your one time purchases.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
No, this is not a one time purchase. I'm gonna
wear this jacket again and again. Because it's a beautiful jacket.
I brought a smoking jacket, got a nice jacket. Oh
you're gonna love this jacket. But uh, yes, I went
to no I went. I went to my girl. I
went to my girl, Lois at Nordstrom the men's department.
She's the best. She styled me. And you know what,
I got a lot of compliments on my jacket that night.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Le go see Lois. Everybody at the Short Hills Mall
nord Strum. Great, I've I've had her help me as well.
Oh you know her. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
When I used to go to jingle ball and dress up,
I would go to Nordstrom and they would pick it out.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
It's help me pick it out. Lois is there? Lois
is my girl?
Speaker 6 (20:50):
Hey, broken bow about this? And it's always brought in and
scary Quan, which is you? A happy Hanneka, a merry Christmas,
thank you, and a happy New Year. If this is
the last time you hear from me, because this is
the last slice time, or because I got deported from
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the top of his.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
Heart, I hope that won't be the case. And wait,
this may not be the last lifetime of the year.
We don't know what's going to happen next week.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Yeah, we're doing our best to try try. Yeah, we'll see.
We'll see what happens. We'll see what we say we're trying. Uh,
next one, shall we? Surely?
Speaker 19 (21:39):
I just saw your repost on Instagram Spencer listening to
your podcast, and that reminded me I have a Spencer story.
So before he went to college?
Speaker 1 (21:56):
What, yeah, is how you keep idiots suspense? Exactly?
Speaker 19 (22:02):
I saw him one day working out in the same
gym that I was going to at the time that
closed down. I said to my friend, Oh, look that's
Danielle Minaro's son. So my friend says, oh, go ask
for his autograph. I said, no, I didn't say it
was Danielle Monaro. I said it was her son. And
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my friend says, I listened to Z one two. He's
going to be a famous soccer player. He's going to
be way more famous than her.
Speaker 7 (22:32):
So go as for the that's a nice story.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I did not go in star not an insult, go Spencer.
I guess you know what he is going to an insult?
Speaker 5 (22:44):
If yes, if he becomes a superstar soccer player, then
right he would heal international star.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
So yeah, I take that back.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Actually, I thought he was trying to insult that she
was trying to insult Danielle. There no no insults for Danielle,
just that Spence has a chance he's got.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Yeah, he's looking good. He's back on the field again. Yeah,
he was injured for a while.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
He's back, so good, fam Reggie here.
Speaker 19 (23:09):
I think my favorite times for Scary is when he,
not even realizing it, slips something into a conversation that
makes it glaringly obvious that he doesn't have children, and like,
I don't have children, but I don't even say things
like this. A couple episodes ago, he asked Brodie if
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he has a mud room in his house, and then
like Scary went on to clarify, you know, so like
your kids don't track mud through the house, And I'm
just thinking, like, yeah, so Brodie's adult children, who are
all girls, will not track mud through the house, Like,
(23:51):
come on, when.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
You buy the house, the kids are young and they
might play soccer or some sports, so.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
They should have mud.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
If the house comes with a mud room, I mean
you can turn into something else.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
But also.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
Not specific to my kids, but anybody's daughter's track mud. Yeah,
I can attest to that. But uh to say that
girls don't track mud in guy's track mud, I mean
everybody tracks mud. But Scary does not understand having a
home or a family, but that he does his best.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
He asks if they have joined us.
Speaker 15 (24:28):
Thank you to everyone who voted for me as funniest
callbacker on the Brooklyn Boys Talkbacker.
Speaker 10 (24:38):
What is it called Facebook group?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 19 (24:42):
I'm so honored to be.
Speaker 15 (24:43):
Elected as funniest and has promised topless photos for all
who voted for me.
Speaker 19 (24:52):
Thank you again.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Wait a second, did they have they had some kind
of a contest coming on?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Who knows what? Reggie?
Speaker 5 (24:59):
She started by saying thank you, thank you, and then
had to explain why she was thanking people. Who knows
that there was She may have had the contest and
she won her own contest.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Who knows.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
I mean, she's funny. I'm not gonna say who's the funniest.
Lot of funny people.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
They put it out there on the Wow and she
the trucker lost to her. Okay, all right, well she.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Does more vagina jokes than the truckrats.
Speaker 19 (25:20):
Skyler from New Jersey. There was no vote. She just
needs a reason to send topless photos to people.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
I think if Skyler was going to call and Skyler
thanks for the call, Skyler should have said, hey, if Jamie,
I'm sorry. If if Reggie calls, I just want you to
know she's lying because you you, as a talkbacker, Skyler
would not have heard.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Reggie just called and said that, so you have to.
Skyler should be saying, hey, if Reggie calls, she's gonna
lie about winning an award. And even funnier, Skyler called
first to warn us that Reggie was gonna call about
an award, and then Reggie called. We're like, wow, we
know she's lying. You know what I'm saying. That's comedy.
(26:08):
There you go, move on.
Speaker 19 (26:10):
It hits different. Oh my, can we guys? Can we
can we make an agreement? We're us me you guys,
we're like the same age. Can we just speak our age?
Can we just speak our age?
Speaker 5 (26:30):
Well, Scary's age mentally is like thirty. He grew up
on Nicki Minaj and his music from Spotify was twenty eight.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
That's right, you teller broke six, you teller Brody.
Speaker 18 (26:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
So for Scary, everything hits different, and it's giving, it's giving.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
It's giving, and I ate and left no crumbs, that's
for sure. Yeah, mother, Oh my god.
Speaker 19 (26:50):
I hate when the Brooklyn Voice podcast becomes a sports podcast.
Speaker 15 (26:55):
Really like I actually.
Speaker 19 (26:58):
If you were talking about best bustle thing.
Speaker 7 (27:00):
But I don't like.
Speaker 19 (27:02):
I don't like when the conversation the conversation changes from
discharge to batting left handed, like okay.
Speaker 5 (27:15):
All right, well hold on and we'll do our best
to keep it sexual and not baseball.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
We get you. And the last one from her, this
is how we end this tonight.
Speaker 19 (27:26):
Oh my god, she's applying. She's implying, we need to
take a shower into it looks like a coke spoon.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
What what are you talking about? I said that. I
said this, I said, this looks like a coke spoon.
When did you say that reference to what?
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Ah, it was a spoot. Wait, it looks like it
looked like a coke spoon.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
It was something. Was I opening something? I think I
was opening something? All right, Well that was wonderful, nobody,
Oh it was.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
Oh it was the body scrubs that we got from
our friend. Oh yeah, and I'm like, there's like a
little scoop or something.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Here, oh, little spoon.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
Okay, but it was I thought it was anyway, all right, anyway,
all right, folks, that was uh, that's all we have
because yes, I know we didn't say you should leave
your talk back, so a lot of you held your
voices for another week. But new Brooklyn Boys this week.
We are going to have what we are going to
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have a Brooking Boys this week. Yes, I said, yes,
new episode.
Speaker 14 (28:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
And on Thursday, I'll be very straight up with you guys.
I'm flying to Miami with the morning show. We got
Jiggle Bowl Miami dis this weekend. That leads into a
two and a half week vacation for the Elvis d
Ran Morning Show, returning January seventh on a Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
So yes, they haven't had a vacation in four weeks.
Speaker 9 (28:58):
So there.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
Yes, we are off starting technically Friday this Friday. After
Friday to the seventh. Now I will be back to
New York. Brody and I talked about trying to get
a Brooklyn We don't want to leave you guys high
and drive for a couple of weeks. But you know,
we'll have a Brooklyn Boys this week, and we're gonna
roll the dice to see if we can get you
(29:20):
another episode or I don't know about slice time. We
may or may not get to a Slice time, but
we're going to do a bad episode three sixty one
and anything after that.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Know that we did our best. We'll try to get it.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
Just know that call that free dessert because technically we're off.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
But I want to.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
I feel like I want to talk to people. I
feel like we have you know, we have a lot
of to say. Finish business, unfinished business.
Speaker 5 (29:44):
Right on that note, that note, got till the nineteenth
to order your holiday ornaments from Brooklyn Boys dot Big
cartel dot com. That's Brooking Boys dot bigcartail dot com.
Go get your Brooklyn Boys holiday ornaments. They're adorable, like
little gingerbread man. I think like you're adorable. We'll snow man.
We'll look him up on the site. Booking Boys the
Bigardell log.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
But no, no, no, I'm club with them.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Book the Boys podcast Slight reactions.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
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Speaker 3 (00:14):
This podcast all depends on you, baby.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
It's Brooklyn Boys Slice Time for episode three sixty and
beyond as it going.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I'm Scary Jones. That's David Brody Yellow Scary. Hey.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
This is the podcast about the podcast, not the main episode.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
This is the side chick if you will. Yeah, and
we weren't sure, we didn't get this done, but we
fit it in.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
So this is a bonus slice time for those who
weren't expecting a slicetime. And I hope you guys enjoyed
my AI. You can check it out. It was in
my story, but you can go to Instagram at David
Brody and check it out. I have a we have
a new a spokesmodel promoting our podcast. Yeah, gave us
a I don't know if you if you guys heard it,
yeah she has. I gave her a Brooklyn accent. And yeah,
(01:11):
you have to love AI.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
She's definitely a low functioning individual with the words coming
out of her mouth.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Oh, I don't think that's very nice.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
But let let's see if I can play the audio
here just to give people a taste of what they
may have missed here.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Old on, Yeah, can't wait, pay slices.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
The Brooklyn Boys are recording Slice time tonight.
Speaker 7 (01:32):
Don't forget to leave your fun talkbacks. And remember it's
always brody and scary.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
See even AI knows. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Low performing individual, low I que lo iq individual clearly
want to I want to hang out with her, yeah,
especially yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Right.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
So anyway, Uh, if you listen to the talk back,
if you listen to the iHeartRadio app, you get to
leave it talk back pressed the microphone.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
If you listen to other ways, you don't get to
leave it talk back.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
But there's always hope for you in the future that
maybe you'll listen through the iHeartRadio app and be able
to leave it talk back like these people, or.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Listen the way you listen, but then go over to iHeartRadio,
open the app and leave it talk and.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Then leave it talk aback.
Speaker 8 (02:12):
Hey Roco boys, some bitch from Queensand I remembered one
of the things I wanted to say.
Speaker 7 (02:17):
For three point fifty nine guys.
Speaker 9 (02:19):
Were talking about the sushi rolls.
Speaker 10 (02:20):
I'm thirty seven, so I'm half Scary's age and probably
half his size, and I eat three rolls at an
advertiser when I order sushi for dinner. So two rolls
isn't a lot, but I do think they gave extra
chopsticks because of the extra shit that you ordered.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Scary just saying, well, I feel the pukkaki.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Yeah, I feel validated, though, knowing that two to three
rolls is a thing and not Brodie's more than one roll.
His eyes popped out of his eyes popped out of
his head when he found out that I.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Ordered two rolls.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Like, I don't how big the rolls were, but I
don't know what you're gonna do. How are you gonna
eat the bukaki with chopsticks?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Is what I want to know. Yeah, the bukkaki. Oh
the beef bull beef bulgogi? What beef bulgogi?
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I'm sorry, I can't hear you play the next right
exactly And that was a Korean dish by.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
The way.
Speaker 11 (03:09):
Park to Prody scared talking about those little robot delivery dudes.
I'm bailing my part my friend's building like ricole or whatever,
and my and a girl's outside and as I'm bailing
in the car and she's like, looks at the vallet
guy who to Nasty was at all. The older guy
(03:30):
Promadeva country and she's like, have you seen like a
delivery spot?
Speaker 12 (03:34):
And he's like, huh, you know's I do not know
what I believe in let And she's like, yeah, you know,
like a little robot thing of delivery scoot. He's like
what And I'm just I'm dying laughing because it's just
like the generation gap, Like she was probably in her
young twenties and living in this and he's this, like
(03:56):
definitely like over sixty year old, maybe Haitian or something,
and I'm just dying laughing.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
In this generation, yeah, yeah, give it, give it, give
it time. Soon everyone will be sick of those robots,
no matter how old you are.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah, those little.
Speaker 11 (04:12):
Bridian and Scary Brodie, I probably you'd like to be right.
I wasn't exaggerating the tax rate in Switzerland fifty five percent.
Speaker 13 (04:17):
But if Brody, if Scary lived there, with how much
he makes, he would be in the highest tax bracket
have forty five percent. So I was ten percent off
of that and that's why he lives Genevan, Switzerland and
da DH But granted, because Scary makes like fifty billion
dollars a year, he'd be tax forty five percent, so
he would only make twenty five billion dollars a year.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Okay, all right, calmed down.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
But he'll be surrounded by by blonde women in free healthcare,
so I'll take that.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah, uh yeah, all right. What do you got here, hey,
Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 9 (04:53):
Jebediah from Queen's Here Brody mentioned the movie Prince of
Egypt and how it's more of a Passover movie than
a Hank movie. I remember saying the same thing to
my grandma when it came out when I.
Speaker 10 (05:05):
Was ten years old.
Speaker 8 (05:06):
She took me to the theater to watch it, and
I remember at one point during the movie, I chap
my grandma on the arm and whispered to her, why
is this coming out during Hanuka? It should have come
out around.
Speaker 10 (05:18):
Passover because this is the story of Passover.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
You got that, verty Yeah? Yeah, Well, it's like confusing
Christmas with Eastern two different times a year, two different holidays.
Speaker 14 (05:32):
Brooklyn Boys, Becca from Long Island. Yeah, I agree about that.
Elvis Duran Show main strip. They have way too much
stuff in there. I just check them all off, bang
bang bang bang bang. That way, I could just watch
the main episodes because otherwise it'll just play into some
random podcast that I don't even know what it is.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
I just want to hear you guys.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, I get that Baron always scary. Did you talk?
Did you fix your system so we can get Andrew
on the podcast?
Speaker 6 (06:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
About that, we'll talk off camera and off Mike.
Speaker 10 (06:07):
All right, all right, hey Brooklyn boys, Josephine from Queen's here.
I gotta tell you guys a funny story. So you
guys talk about scambony texts and scambony calls. The other night, Yeah,
I get a scambony text from a non non number
asking if I'm coming over for sake and red wine. Well,
I don't know this person, and I looked up the
(06:28):
area code. The area code is for San Francisco. I'm
in New York City Queen's obviously, so clearly I'm not.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
All right.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
I will say though, that people move with their phones,
and so if it's a cell phone, the area code
is no longer quite as important as it used to be.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
I got an area code four oh seven today, and
I'm like, I'm not buying this. It was four to seven.
I think it is Orlando. I believe like I got
no business in Orlando whatsoever, not even for Disney, and
then nobody in Orlando.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
Scone.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
She continues, what were we going to say?
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Nope, I had to call somebody, uh for maintenance, and
I didn't recognize the area code, so I googled it
and it was the Dominican Republic. So when I saw
that person, I said, hey, man, is that your phone number?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
You of Dominican Republicans?
Speaker 7 (07:22):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah, I never changed it.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
So in order to call a guy right near where
I live, yeah, you got to call it Dominican Republic.
So that's a bit extreme. But my point is San
Francisco could be living in Queens. What is San Francisco
cell phone?
Speaker 10 (07:36):
So I take a screenshot of the scambony text and
I posted to the Brooklyn Boys fan group on Facebook
because I figured the other slices would get a kick
out of this weird, random, you know, scambony text that
I got out of nowhere, and one guy I'm not
going to mention his name because I don't know if
he wants me to or not, said that I could
get a steak dinner from a total stranger. Before Brody
(07:57):
gets a steak dinner from his good friend's skinry that's hilarious, Brody,
deservesta dinner.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Scary, thank you? Okay what she was going to say.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
I thought she was going to say the guy who
sent to the text message was in the Brooklyn Boys
chat room.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
That the guy was like, I say that.
Speaker 13 (08:14):
Text scary, Brody, body scary, Rock and see from the
bank the wall hung about episode three sixty.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
And the ductor both of your insurance, we have no
cold peace. I never do this, I say, I don't play.
I do agree with Brody on this one three doctors?
Speaker 6 (08:30):
What the hell I'm not?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I love calling the doctor pay.
Speaker 15 (08:34):
The ductor ball.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
It's an ato thinking of Brody, You're right and this
isn't scary. You're wrong? Rocking Steve over there, show from now?
All right, Rock and.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Steve, maybe my favorite call you've ever had, don't get
yourself in this episode, the one where Rock and Steve
agrees with Brody.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Bro In case you do the talkbacks, you might not
do the talkbacks, but if you do the talkbacks, area
code two one two.
Speaker 16 (09:06):
You said it can't be two on one?
Speaker 6 (09:08):
What about one one one, David Brody, that would be.
Speaker 16 (09:10):
Faster than two one two.
Speaker 9 (09:12):
You didn't mention why.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Can't it be one one one because one is a
country that.
Speaker 15 (09:17):
Is faster than two one two, David.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Right, One is the country code of When was the
last time you dial a phone number with a one
in the area code?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
You didn't you out a one, but you know why
you put the one.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
It was back in the day at a pay for
long distance, so they made you dial the one so
they knew you were calling in America and the kids.
You couldn't accidentally dial out out of you know, like
an area code outside. So yeah, also to let it
know that an area code's coming next. But no, there's
no one one area codes, no one when you think
about it, the US USA is one.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
We got the first one.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
The other countries have a phone reinvented it, so we're
number one.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah is that? Yeah? So yeah we win.
Speaker 17 (09:58):
Brody is scary and never scary and broke well from
ct CT. First off, I just want to give both
of you, as both of you, a big middle finger
because you guys are both fibbers, fibbers, fibbers fibers, both bussholes.
Last episode, I listened to that whole episode and you
(10:20):
guys were like, oh, don't leave any We're not gonna
do Slice time next week. We rather give you guys
a new episode. Blah blah blah blah, insert shit here,
insert bo shit here. We'll let you know when to
leave talkbacks, and then I go and check you guys
have Slice time. I was like, you motherfuckers, you motherfuckers
(10:42):
as a bonus sign, but I forgive you.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
But fuck fibbers.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
I mean, oh, you know, we we basically we didn't
think we're gonna have time, but we did. So why
are we getting crucified for something for giving you bonus
content that we that you didn't anticipate was coming. I mean,
that doesn't make any sense whatsoever. I think he wanted
to be part of it. I think he's right, well,
he's part of this one and yell at us, and
(11:11):
then right, he used it. He used his time very unwisely.
Oh wait, no, he's got another one here he comes.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Oh good, good.
Speaker 17 (11:17):
By the way, die Hard is a Christmas movie. I
don't know why anybody says not. If it was terrorists,
the movie would have been about a nice husband and
wife celebrating Christmas together at a nice office party.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
But then the terrorists came and just fucked it all
up right. It's a terrorist movie. By the way, can
you believe it?
Speaker 17 (11:40):
Brody is a stickler for a dollar?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Can you believe it? Yeah? I can believe it. I
know Brody's for way too long to know.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
And it's okay, Well people venmoed me. I'll read their
names out on the next episode. Okay, you guys, thank you.
Speaker 18 (11:54):
It's the Boys Podcast.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
All right, let's see what else we have here on
and upward from episode number three sixty.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
We've come full circle. You like that that little pun,
We've come full so I use it. I used it
at the beginning of the episode last time we recorded.
Speaker 16 (12:12):
Yeah, hey, Brooklyn Boys, it's Maria Fremunian City. I'm sorry,
I'm sick, but I'm listening to the latest episode and
Scary is talking about the wake up music. It sounds
so calming. It reminds me of the music that Prince
Akim was woken up to and coming to America with
the violins and shit. Now I'm picturing Scary in his
(12:34):
all white bedroom with an orchestra waking him up.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, I'll tell you why. You know what?
Speaker 4 (12:40):
You laugh, But I've had a lot more pleasant wake ups.
I'm sticking with it. It's been two weeks now.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I don't get it. I love it. I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
You have you have calming paint and calming music. How
do you ever wake up?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
It works? I open my eyes, I come to life.
All right?
Speaker 16 (13:02):
Hey, Brooklyn Boys, is Maria from Union City again? I
wanted to chime in about the holiday movies, and I
think the best way is to think where would Blockbuster
categorize these movies. Diehard would go in action, and Hook
(13:23):
would go in fantasy. They wouldn't go in holidays. Correct,
Polar Express would go onto holidays.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
El, thank you, Thank you. Here's a woman with a
head on her shoulders.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Yeah, although I will tell you if it's a comedy
holiday movie, it wouldn't go in the comedy section necessarily,
like Elf.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
I don't know if Elf. Would Elf go in the
comedy section.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Go to the holiday section? So would National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
That's a comedy also comedies about the rest of the Yeah,
but okay, okay, But then January February, when the holidays
are over, right, do you think they slide them back.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Into the comedy section. That's a good question. Then again,
who remembers blockbuster video next calling Hey, this is your
boy Ryan from New Mexico six seven with eight nine.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Eight nine eight nine eight nine.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
A wait what he said the way to the way
to defeat The keep saying come by the way. I'm
watching television right now and the Miami Dolphins are on
the screen and it says that Miami Dolphins right now
they're winning record they're winning lost record is six seven,
six and seven.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
There's six and seven. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
One of the one of our hosts, uh for jingle Ball,
Josh Martinez, the night guy, I got a handed to him.
He went out on stage and he had to do
he had to do the six to seven joke. He goes,
I don't know, man, I don't know about the noise
level in here. Coil be a lot better. I feel
like it's a six seven, And then the whole place erupted.
(14:55):
He goes on, now it's a ten. I'm like, all right,
thank you, Josh. Someone did it. That was at a
jingle Ball concert the other night. I'm still trying to
get my voice back from that.
Speaker 6 (15:05):
Hey broken bussy bull with this and it's always brody
and scary. So, first of all, mister Brody, the guy
owns me a dollar, I will yell across the court
he yo, motherfucker, where's my dollar?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
You owe me one dollar.
Speaker 6 (15:26):
And embarrass him forever, or if not, across the parking
lot where everybody's listening.
Speaker 7 (15:33):
I'm that guy. If I lend you tears.
Speaker 6 (15:38):
For whatever it is, if I lend you anything too,
I expect it. Once you're done. You're not done. I'm
harassing you, and I'm letting you know. I say, look
at me, look at me, you see my face. Don't
ask me for anything, you thirsty. Don't ask me for
a glass of water. You on fire. I would not
(15:59):
pass on you to put you out. The Christmas movie
debate also rambles into the chatter. But anyway, let's not
talk about ra Rambo fair Flood. Let's talk about the
two you guys talked about first die Hard and then Gremblings.
(16:24):
And I've said this before. Die Hard happens. It's a
Christmas party. And yes, you can tell that Scarry Jones
have never watched this movie, because yes there is a guy.
Speaker 7 (16:39):
Dressed like Santa Claus, and yes there is a Christmas treet.
Speaker 6 (16:43):
Yes they are celebrating Christmas at the Nakotomy Plaza. That's
why the building is empty, That's why the terrorists choose
this date.
Speaker 18 (16:55):
To do this.
Speaker 7 (16:57):
It's a Christmas movie, period.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
It's not a Christmas movie because of the themes, the theme.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
It's a movie that took place on Christmas. But the
whole movie is about a terrorist attack.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
That is That is right, And I did see it.
It was a long time ago. But just because the
movie has Santa Claus in it doesn't make that a
Christmas movie.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
I said. It has to have.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
The themes of Christmas, the idea of the Christmas spirit,
of the joyful holiday that we celebrate. I I'm sorry,
I don't know what else to say on that one.
All right, right, but but but.
Speaker 18 (17:31):
He continues furthermore, the gramblings, it's a Christmas movie because
guess move is this guy's.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Christmas pres Yeah, it was a present.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
I know, Okay, the guy Christmas guy.
Speaker 7 (17:49):
Because it happens.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
During the black why black Why?
Speaker 6 (17:52):
Maybe you don't celebrate, maybe you don't see it that way,
but it happened during Christmas.
Speaker 7 (17:58):
Is the things you happen during Christmas?
Speaker 18 (18:01):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Yeah, but when you're if you have a list of about.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
Give a kid choices for Christmas movies and you throw
Gremlins in there. Gremlins doesn't fit in the category, and
Gremlins will not be chosen. It's not Christmas movie the
way a Christmas Story is, or a Miracle on thirty
fourth Street, or It's a Wonderful Life, those are Christmas movies.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Yeah, when the whole theme of the movie is about
the holiday of Christmas and the giving and the family
and the you know, all of the Chris there's nothing
Christmasy except h at the end of the movie when
he wins spoiler, they celebrate Christmas. There's a tree. I
get it. But it's not a Christmas movie. It's a
movie that happens to take place during Christmas.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
If, as I've said this before, if somebody if there's
a chase scene at a baseball stadium, then make it
a baseball movie. If if somebody uh murders someone at
a Thanksgiving dinner and it becomes a who Done that movie,
it's not a Thanksgiving movie, It's a who Done It?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Movie?
Speaker 5 (19:04):
Speaking of which, I watched Knives Out three, dead Man,
Wake Up dead Man?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
What did you think?
Speaker 5 (19:08):
I'll give my review with no spoilers on the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 7 (19:12):
Hey, brooken busy, behold this and it's always brody scary.
Speaker 6 (19:16):
Happy Hanukah to David Brody and everyone who is tribe.
I know there's a lot of Jewish people listening to
the BIS. Happy first Hanookah for you. I hope you
get one little gift and then increasingly bigger. Hopefully Sunday night.
Speaker 7 (19:31):
You know you get some action the last day of Hanukah.
You know some we.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
But hey, only one can hope from one. Well that's
to you, happy he brookend, and.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
It is always one can only hope.
Speaker 18 (19:45):
So you don't know this brody but scary.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
Jones talked about how he goes and spends all his
money and you know that place where.
Speaker 7 (19:53):
He buys all the clothes or all of the jingle balls.
When he spends.
Speaker 6 (19:58):
Thousands of thousands of thousands of dollars on lavish things,
he only is gonna wear ones and he's cleaning ladies
prob'ly gonna throw away.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Why that's out, scary. Where where are you wasted all
your money? Scary? And your one time purchases.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
No, this is not a one time purchase. I'm gonna
wear this jacket again and again. Because it's a beautiful jacket.
I brought a smoking jacket, got a nice jacket. Oh
you're gonna love this jacket. But uh, yes, I went
to no I went. I went to my girl. I
went to my girl, Lois at Nordstrom the men's department.
She's the best. She styled me. And you know what,
I got a lot of compliments on my jacket that night.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Le go see Lois. Everybody at the Short Hills Mall
nord Strum. Great, I've I've had her help me as well.
Oh you know her. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
When I used to go to jingle ball and dress up,
I would go to Nordstrom and they would pick it out.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
It's help me pick it out. Lois is there? Lois
is my girl?
Speaker 6 (20:50):
Hey, broken bow about this? And it's always brought in and
scary Quan, which is you? A happy Hanneka, a merry Christmas,
thank you, and a happy New Year. If this is
the last time you hear from me, because this is
the last slice time, or because I got deported from
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the top of his.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
Heart, I hope that won't be the case. And wait,
this may not be the last lifetime of the year.
We don't know what's going to happen next week.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Yeah, we're doing our best to try try. Yeah, we'll see.
We'll see what happens. We'll see what we say we're trying. Uh,
next one, shall we? Surely?
Speaker 19 (21:39):
I just saw your repost on Instagram Spencer listening to
your podcast, and that reminded me I have a Spencer story.
So before he went to college?
Speaker 1 (21:56):
What, yeah, is how you keep idiots suspense? Exactly?
Speaker 19 (22:02):
I saw him one day working out in the same
gym that I was going to at the time that
closed down. I said to my friend, Oh, look that's
Danielle Minaro's son. So my friend says, oh, go ask
for his autograph. I said, no, I didn't say it
was Danielle Monaro. I said it was her son. And
(22:24):
my friend says, I listened to Z one two. He's
going to be a famous soccer player. He's going to
be way more famous than her.
Speaker 7 (22:32):
So go as for the that's a nice story.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I did not go in star not an insult, go Spencer.
I guess you know what he is going to an insult?
Speaker 5 (22:44):
If yes, if he becomes a superstar soccer player, then
right he would heal international star.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
So yeah, I take that back.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Actually, I thought he was trying to insult that she
was trying to insult Danielle. There no no insults for Danielle,
just that Spence has a chance he's got.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Yeah, he's looking good. He's back on the field again. Yeah,
he was injured for a while.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
He's back, so good, fam Reggie here.
Speaker 19 (23:09):
I think my favorite times for Scary is when he,
not even realizing it, slips something into a conversation that
makes it glaringly obvious that he doesn't have children, and like,
I don't have children, but I don't even say things
like this. A couple episodes ago, he asked Brodie if
(23:31):
he has a mud room in his house, and then
like Scary went on to clarify, you know, so like
your kids don't track mud through the house, And I'm
just thinking, like, yeah, so Brodie's adult children, who are
all girls, will not track mud through the house, Like,
(23:51):
come on, when.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
You buy the house, the kids are young and they
might play soccer or some sports, so.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
They should have mud.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
If the house comes with a mud room, I mean
you can turn into something else.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
But also.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
Not specific to my kids, but anybody's daughter's track mud. Yeah,
I can attest to that. But uh to say that
girls don't track mud in guy's track mud, I mean
everybody tracks mud. But Scary does not understand having a
home or a family, but that he does his best.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
He asks if they have joined us.
Speaker 15 (24:28):
Thank you to everyone who voted for me as funniest
callbacker on the Brooklyn Boys Talkbacker.
Speaker 10 (24:38):
What is it called Facebook group?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 19 (24:42):
I'm so honored to be.
Speaker 15 (24:43):
Elected as funniest and has promised topless photos for all
who voted for me.
Speaker 19 (24:52):
Thank you again.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Wait a second, did they have they had some kind
of a contest coming on?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Who knows what? Reggie?
Speaker 5 (24:59):
She started by saying thank you, thank you, and then
had to explain why she was thanking people. Who knows
that there was She may have had the contest and
she won her own contest.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Who knows.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
I mean, she's funny. I'm not gonna say who's the funniest.
Lot of funny people.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
They put it out there on the Wow and she
the trucker lost to her. Okay, all right, well she.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Does more vagina jokes than the truckrats.
Speaker 19 (25:20):
Skyler from New Jersey. There was no vote. She just
needs a reason to send topless photos to people.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
I think if Skyler was going to call and Skyler
thanks for the call, Skyler should have said, hey, if Jamie,
I'm sorry. If if Reggie calls, I just want you to
know she's lying because you you, as a talkbacker, Skyler
would not have heard.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Reggie just called and said that, so you have to.
Skyler should be saying, hey, if Reggie calls, she's gonna
lie about winning an award. And even funnier, Skyler called
first to warn us that Reggie was gonna call about
an award, and then Reggie called. We're like, wow, we
know she's lying. You know what I'm saying. That's comedy.
(26:08):
There you go, move on.
Speaker 19 (26:10):
It hits different. Oh my, can we guys? Can we
can we make an agreement? We're us me you guys,
we're like the same age. Can we just speak our age?
Can we just speak our age?
Speaker 5 (26:30):
Well, Scary's age mentally is like thirty. He grew up
on Nicki Minaj and his music from Spotify was twenty eight.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
That's right, you teller broke six, you teller Brody.
Speaker 18 (26:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
So for Scary, everything hits different, and it's giving, it's giving.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
It's giving, and I ate and left no crumbs, that's
for sure. Yeah, mother, Oh my god.
Speaker 19 (26:50):
I hate when the Brooklyn Voice podcast becomes a sports podcast.
Speaker 15 (26:55):
Really like I actually.
Speaker 19 (26:58):
If you were talking about best bustle thing.
Speaker 7 (27:00):
But I don't like.
Speaker 19 (27:02):
I don't like when the conversation the conversation changes from
discharge to batting left handed, like okay.
Speaker 5 (27:15):
All right, well hold on and we'll do our best
to keep it sexual and not baseball.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
We get you. And the last one from her, this
is how we end this tonight.
Speaker 19 (27:26):
Oh my god, she's applying. She's implying, we need to
take a shower into it looks like a coke spoon.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
What what are you talking about? I said that. I
said this, I said, this looks like a coke spoon.
When did you say that reference to what?
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Ah, it was a spoot. Wait, it looks like it
looked like a coke spoon.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
It was something. Was I opening something? I think I
was opening something? All right, Well that was wonderful, nobody,
Oh it was.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
Oh it was the body scrubs that we got from
our friend. Oh yeah, and I'm like, there's like a
little scoop or something.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Here, oh, little spoon.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
Okay, but it was I thought it was anyway, all right, anyway,
all right, folks, that was uh, that's all we have
because yes, I know we didn't say you should leave
your talk back, so a lot of you held your
voices for another week. But new Brooklyn Boys this week.
We are going to have what we are going to
(28:35):
have a Brooking Boys this week. Yes, I said, yes,
new episode.
Speaker 14 (28:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
And on Thursday, I'll be very straight up with you guys.
I'm flying to Miami with the morning show. We got
Jiggle Bowl Miami dis this weekend. That leads into a
two and a half week vacation for the Elvis d
Ran Morning Show, returning January seventh on a Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
So yes, they haven't had a vacation in four weeks.
Speaker 9 (28:58):
So there.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
Yes, we are off starting technically Friday this Friday. After
Friday to the seventh. Now I will be back to
New York. Brody and I talked about trying to get
a Brooklyn We don't want to leave you guys high
and drive for a couple of weeks. But you know,
we'll have a Brooklyn Boys this week, and we're gonna
roll the dice to see if we can get you
(29:20):
another episode or I don't know about slice time. We
may or may not get to a Slice time, but
we're going to do a bad episode three sixty one
and anything after that.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Know that we did our best. We'll try to get it.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
Just know that call that free dessert because technically we're off.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
But I want to.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
I feel like I want to talk to people. I
feel like we have you know, we have a lot
of to say. Finish business, unfinished business.
Speaker 5 (29:44):
Right on that note, that note, got till the nineteenth
to order your holiday ornaments from Brooklyn Boys dot Big
cartel dot com. That's Brooking Boys dot bigcartail dot com.
Go get your Brooklyn Boys holiday ornaments. They're adorable, like
little gingerbread man. I think like you're adorable. We'll snow man.
We'll look him up on the site. Booking Boys the
Bigardell log.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
But no, no, no, I'm club with them.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
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