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I’m walking beyond where the sidewalk ends which just so happens to be the streets of Orlando but also the path to Dreamland.

This episode was recorded and features ambient sounds (cars, background music, birds, etc). Feel free to skip this episode if that’s not sleepy for you.

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Close you eyes as we close out the season. As you turn on the night-light, a lightbulb will go off for Eleanor, goodnight.

This episode is a sleepy recap of The Good Place, S1 E13 (”Michael’s Gambit”).

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A couple tongue-tied moments will lead us down the path to dreamland with a tale about friends and party games and the foibles we share in the deep, dark night.

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Scoots will shuffer you off to dreamland with a few stories that map the stellar cartography of good sleep.

These stories have been sleepified, but they do sometimes touch on more serious subject matter. These episodes may not be sleepy for all listeners.

These stories are from the collection Nothing Works, Everything Happens by Aiyas Aya. This episode includes the stories “Toadeater,” “Space Junk: Part II”, a...

Put on your dancing shoes and hang your streams for a night under the stars. Attend a dream prom where you don’t need a date, just joy.

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Forget about finely oiled, I’m just trying to become a finally oiled machine. These intros should help, though, as they guide you off to dreamland while I talk for the umpteenth time about Oscar the Grouch’s legs.

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This safe place has been pre-stretched by lasers to be extra safe and cozy while intro after intro buffs the path to dreamland like turtle wax on a pair of Zubaz.

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Drift off as our intro reclaims bog sand and Eleanor holds doors to enable your snores.

This episode is a sleepy recap of The Good Place, S1 E11 (”What’s My Motivation”) and S1 E12 (”Mindy St. Claire”).

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Like the sweet sounds of melodious butter, this story should melt comfortable in your sleepy ears. A real conversation with Roman Mars about bedtime stories leads down a meandering road to me pitching my challenge coin belt on a seltzer movie.

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Have I found the right language to describe these new horizons in brick building? Buddy, I’m not sure about anything.

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We find out the origin of Stan’s name and it is full of numerals, running on and on like the sweet humming at the back of the fridge that keeps your dreams cool…as cool as the James Dean of soda machines.

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The perfumed scent of dreamland will lull you off to sleep as a lullaby of bells shares another tale of Noir Chardonnay.

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Nestle into your own personal la-lair as I try to understand a master plan that is also just an instruction manual for a different kind of I Spy game.

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Slip into a neon ship as Carole King takes the funk out of bedtime.

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Me and a teacup talk about acts of service in song in a way that’ll be as sweet and sleepy as that famous gray stuff.

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Victory won’t be hollow but it might be holo tonight as the Starship Vortex, er, Voyager takes you off to dreamland while I try figure out the market for replicated apples.

This episode is a sleepy recap of Star Trek: Voyager S7 E20 (”Author, Author”).

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Stan and Scooter have to deal with a mac and cheesy situation full of spaghetti ohs!

Heads up, there’s some descriptions of food in the second half of the episode.

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Our story comes to an end as Vic and Frankie get some sleep and Walton heads back to his sister.

This reading of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein has been sleepified as much as possible, but there are unavoidable references to the Big Farm, religion, and mental health. These topics may not be sleepy for all listeners.

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A slew of second stories will act like steps to dreamland as my neighbor Ray talks about hotel history, walkin’ for the fun of it, and nice, flat pillows.

This episode was recorded on location, so it features some background noise like air conditioning, distant voices, and traffic sounds. There’s also some brief descriptions of food near the end. If that’s not your cup of tea, feel free to skip this one and listen ...