Best of the Week: 2 Pros and a Cup of Joe

This week on 2 Pros and a Cup of Joe, Jonas Knox, Brady Quinn and LaVar Arrington fill-in on The Dan Patrick Show, recapping Shane Gillis’ best burns from hosting the ESPY Awards. The Old P, Petros Papadakis stops by to relive the MLB All-Star Game! Plus, TJ Watt finally gets paid and Micah Parsons will be next!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 3 (00:46):
I'm feeling good man. I felt overly entertained last night
a bit by Shane Gillison The SPI's I'm always curious though,
to get the reaction. I've not checked social media to
see who got offended, who saw you know, whose feelings
were hurt because he made a couple jokes that might
have crossed the line here or there.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
That's what they're there to do. That's why they bring
them in a cross the line, That's why they're comedians.
You get away with it, you know. But people are
very sensitive these days and well catching aliens today in
today's world, I mean, you know, it's it's gonna be
it's gonna be interesting conversations that ensue afterwards, you know,
whether it's Adam Silver or you know, or the baseball

(01:29):
player that he named you know, what was his last name,
Sosa or something to that effect. What was it?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah, I just I feel like, Uh, the thing I
like about Shane Gillis is anybody can get it like
it doesn't there is no I've got I've got a
certain grouping I'll go after. Like no, I'm just gonna
go after everybody. And everybody got a little taste of
Shane Gillis last night at the SP's. I do not
partake in the SP's personally. Uh, it feels very manufactured.

(01:58):
But when you see that it's a show, well, I
mean it's a show and it's a bad one. Just
it's not very good. I don't know who made up
the sps, who came up with it.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
It's just it.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Ain't great, but it's just not my thing, not my
cup of tea.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
But shots out to my homie, Katie, my litter mate,
we were in school together. Shots out to her, Shots
out to Saquan. I thought the SPS did really well representing, uh,
representing Penn State's community. And I was proud of us.
Thanks to the SPS for you know, giving us so

(02:36):
much love. We are yeah Penn State baby, talk about
we give we get Penn State love here on this show.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yeah we give hell all right, Yeah all right, yeah, top, yeah,
here we go.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yeah we are baby. All right.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
So with that being said, here was some snippets from
Shane Gillis last night, and we'll just roll through and
play one right after the other, and then after we're
it's kind of breakdown.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
H how many clips are there? One, one, two, three, four, five, six,
six clips? Let's let's rank four, yeah, not five, So.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
We'll go let's just uh, let's fire them all off,
and then we'll break down the the best to worse.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
After number one, s g A is here, give it
up for SGA.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
Hell, yeah, bro, And now everybody's sitting around him is
in foul trouble. When Caitlyn Clark retires from the w NBA.
She's going to work at a waffle house so she
can continue doing what she loves most, fist fighting. Black
Womens had a great season. Uh yeah, hell yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:47):
Karl Anthony Towns is here. Hay girl.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
Oh, four time w NBA All Star Britney Hicks is here.

Speaker 6 (03:54):
Give it up for Brittany. Everybody, this was so good.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
I'm uh, I'm joking around. That's my friend's wife.

Speaker 6 (04:01):
I knew.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
None of you knew WNBA players. Shore Sanders had his
jersey number retired to Colorado this year, and people are
saying it's because of nepotism, because of his father, and
it's not. It's because he went thirteen and twelve over
his career and he almost won the Alamo.

Speaker 6 (04:18):
Bole.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
Definitely not nepotism, right, all right? Donald Trump wants to
stage a UFC fight on the White House lawn. The
last time he staged a fight in DC, Mike Pens
almost died.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
All right, you don't have to do that.

Speaker 6 (04:37):
It was fine. I didn't write it. Actually, there was
supposed to be an Epstein joke here but.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Got deleted.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
Must have probably deleted itself, right, probably never existed. Actually,
let's move on as a country and ignore that.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
H Yeah, wan't rank them? Ye want rank man?

Speaker 6 (05:03):
I'm number one?

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Was the last last one was number one? I'm going
I'm gonna say number one. What I think the last
one hit number one?

Speaker 6 (05:10):
But I don't know.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
The Caitlin Clark fighting black.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Women at the house, that's gotta be a number two.
I go number two with that one. Christ, we didn't
even one.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
The funny thing about the pretty Hicks one was I
believe that is just his buddy and his wife and
it's like, you know, they point the camera go at
that point, everybody clapped everyone and.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
She didn't even play in the w n b A,
just a black woman sitting there and it's in bass standard.

Speaker 6 (05:42):
Dang.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
I mean, I proved the point though. Stop acting like like,
stop acting like stuff matters and getting outraged when somebody
calls it out. I'm sorry, Like I'm sorry. The w
n b A will not pass up the NBA in popularity.

Speaker 6 (05:57):
It will not. It will not.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
All these people saying that it is, I don't understand
what you're basing that off of. And you know what,
Shane gill is totally put your own blast because all
y'all cat's ringing the bell on that topic. We're clapping
your hands for a lady that doesn't even play in
the WNBA.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say
he probably won't be invited back to do the spez again.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
Why they got to approve your your material?

Speaker 3 (06:24):
First off? First off, why that's what everyone said after
he got canned from Saturday Live. Then he comes back
to host it. I think he's done it twice now
since then.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
I just think people are too sensitive over there, man,
Like they just are. And you know, he could said, well,
you know, I didn't write it, and then he adds
in an Epstein joke. He could have gone off the
script there and they don't know about it, like it
just you know, there's I just I remember Norm McDonald
I think, did the SPS one year and just laid

(06:55):
in and didn't play nice, and there were a lot
of people that were upset, and I think John Lway
got pissy about it because he took some shots at.

Speaker 6 (07:02):
John l Way.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
I just I thought it was hilarious, but there was
a lot of people who got a little bit clown
especially for the w NBA.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
I just don't understand.

Speaker 6 (07:12):
You hire.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
Never played, Never played, You hire comedians to do awkward
and and like weird stuff. Yes, that you want people
to feel weirded out and awkward from that's why you
hire them. That's why you hire them. If that's not
the direction you're going in, I mean, you can look
at the names and put together how you feel about it.

(07:37):
I mean, come on, let's let's be real here. Dang
CEQ looking like John Travolta. No one, I don't know
that you want to be going preling walk talk like

(07:58):
a t bur praling. Y'all know about y'all know about Grease. No,
y'all know about Grease the team.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
I haven't seen Grease in a long time. Come on, man,
I'm actually I'm one hundred percent okay with admitting that too.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Dang bro, that's a good that's a good musical man,
all of them were. Man, that's sad, real quick, real quick?

Speaker 6 (08:20):
All right?

Speaker 4 (08:20):
Can we pass up.

Speaker 6 (08:23):
The Karl Anthony towns Hey girl, Hey, hey girl, fantastic?

Speaker 3 (08:28):
I mean, well, I just I think I got lost
in the shuffle of everything else that was on him.
Man also has has Prime responded back to the Chador
Sanders joke.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Oh, I don't know, but he I mean, yeah, that's
a good point. He would make time.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Let's see, yuh fifteen and thirteen, dang I had thirteen
and twelve, thirteen and twelve, thirteen to twelve.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
He does own like every stat I think passing stat.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
They ever have at Colorado in his defense. And by
the way, there were a one win team before he
got there.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
So yeah, I mean.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
And also, is that Dion Sanders fault or the program's
fault for not doing something sooner for some of those guys?

Speaker 4 (09:11):
Was it Dion Figures? Who was the guy who want
to tell.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
You, Yeah, like why didn't they step up and do
something about it? Like if he was great, he had
all those years to celebrate him, they didn't do it
like that Dion's fault.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
That's a pretty interesting one. I mean again, he's not
I don't know. When you look at the Chador Sanders situation,
and you could look at his body of work and say, okay,
he's broken records and stuff like that, But you have
a guy in Dion Figures who is in the College

(09:45):
Football Hall of Fame. He is in the College Football
Hall of Fame and he was an All American. And
you know Chador isn't an All American. I mean he's
he's not not by the recognized public agents. He's not
an All Americans. So in theory, well it's not in theory,
he he won't be a College Football Hall of Famer.

(10:08):
And you have a guy that's in the College Football
Hall of Fame and that same exact number is retired
under a different guy who won't be a College Football
Hall of Famer. Well, Brittany, that's just a little perspective.
I mean, I'm not trying to throw shade. I'm just
saying that's just a little perspective.

Speaker 6 (10:24):
That's all.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Will Brittany Hicks get her jersey retire?

Speaker 4 (10:27):
That's It's a great question. It's a great, great question.
At some point, I think we should be we should
be part of the movement. Let's let's start this movement.
Let's be the ones that push.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Yeah, not that one, not that.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
Hashtag Hicks.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
By the way, there's some w for the Hall of
Fame baw like they should have they should have a
Brittany Hicks babel that night. And for some franchise out
there that's looking to draw like that. So that'll be
a collector's item one day based on what Gillis did.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Uh, he's gonna lean into it right to lean into it.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
The hey girl, like you said a Q, I mean
there's something to that one. I mean there's something to that.
What is to that? I didn't get that one? Oh
really you didn't get that one? Tell me what you're
talked about.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
This during the Knicks.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
We talked about this during the run. What you mean
like ball and stuff? Man, real feel, real zesty feel
to it. But you know, hey, you know it's all right.
I mean he's the big cat. You know, they don't
call him the big dog. They called him the big
cat for freeze.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
I've got UK alums reaching out to me. Tell him
that he's been zesty since since his college.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
This no kidding, So I mean look up top cat.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
I mean, look, you know, everybody's got their own style.
So you know, Caleb Williams has a rosebind is here
you know during photo shoots.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
So there's nothing that's your quarterback. Then that's your quarterback.
That is your You say, who is this? I couldn't tell.
It was a weird angle, I'll be honest. Maybe because
the flower took up half the photo.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
But weird angle. I mean, I would agree it wasn't
a great angle. I could take it all the way INQ.
It was like right there. It was a it was interesting.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
By the way, do you think the Tom Brady roast
on Netflix kind of opened up the door to maybe
people being a little bit more open minded two comedians
letting it fly like this, Well, because look, I love roast.
I love comedians. I think it's hilarious. When people get

(12:50):
offended by it, I think it's even more hilarious. And
it seems like since all of that, the Tom Brady
Roast that there's been a lot of people became stars
off that. I think that's still Netflix's biggest event that
they put on like that, that's one of the one
of their bigger events they put Here's what.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
I think started it. I think during COVID when people
were at home and podcasting became a big thing. Joe
Rogan continually I think gained more traction, and a lot
of the comedians that have gone through there, I think,
you know, they tell a bit of their jokes, you know,
not that they're doing a stand up necessarily, but you

(13:30):
see the humor. You see some of the jokes that
come from that. I thought that was kind of the
initial momentum behind it where it started to build, where
it was like, oh, it's okay for us to like
just make fun of things and look at how ridiculous
things are at this point in time in human nature.
I think that was one of the moments that I
don't know if it's because maybe we were going crazy
because of COVID and all the different regulations or lack thereof,

(13:54):
whatever side you're on, whatever, It just it felt like
that was kind of the start of it where people
started to be like looking around and going, what are
we doing here? This is kind of ridiculous. Yeah, it started.
It started to build from there a little bit.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
And I think that was that was the start, at
least in my I just feel like we've been to
our fair share of of award shows, you know, award banquets,
whether it's high school, whether it was a college one,
whether it was a bigger college one like the ESPN
you know, home depots or whatever it may have been.
You know, a wlder camp. You break on the people

(14:32):
that are there, like if it's somebody a part of
your team, or your coach or your coach is going
up you.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
That's what you're supposed to do. Not at the oscars.
Got to be careful.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
You get slapped in the face. You got to be careful,
you know, at the Oscars you can't. Can't mess around
with that. I just thought that was show. Show culture
is to bring somebody on that's going to say crazy
stuff out of their mouth. And they're comedians, so you
can chock it up to the fact that this is
why they hired this person to do the job. I
don't feel like that's anything new, and I don't feel

(15:05):
like people should be outraged by it. That's just that's
what comedians do. That's their perfection, is to say outrageous
things that are uncomfortable, making fun of society and culture.
That's what they do.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
I don't think I'm going out on a limb here.
I think if Shane Gillis never got asked to do
it again, I think he'd be one hundred percent okay
with that.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
Oh yeah, it's like he got his money. Do they
get paid for doing this, by the way, I believe so.
I believe so do they. I'm pretty certain that this
one they get paid. Yeah, so who from Disney. Yes,
I would assume so, yes, okay.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Because I mean I know certain things they're like, oh no,
it's the platform, which he's got a bit of enough platform.
He doesn't need that now. But I always way like,
is it worth it? Is it worth it to go
on to show if you tick off some people again
or maybe it's like a one off and it never
happens again, maybe just to check that box, say he
did it one time. Or to have the ability to
stand up on a stage and then make fun of

(16:00):
just the audacity to make fun of like the greatest
athletes on the planet. Right, it's kind of it's kind
of funny if you think about it, like you've made
it to a certain spot in life. If you've got
the ability to just stand up on stage and make
jokes about anyone. Anyone can get it. Everyone's going to
get it, and you can.

Speaker 6 (16:17):
Have fun with it.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Like that's that's probably like actually a pretty pretty big
measure of step. I'd say for some comedians.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
Rox is it's generally negotiated with the show producer who
you know, what they what they get paid.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
So.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
They it's ranged from fifteen hundred dollars to something other,
which is crazy.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
That's fifteen hundred. That is what you said.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
That's what it is.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
So just do a donation and that's the case.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
Yeah. Who Norm McDonald when he hosted, reportedly received fifteen
fifteen hundred dollars. That's one five zero zero right, and
no doubt he gambled that away right afterwards.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Oh really, they're in Vegas. They're here, Norm McDonald. Nor
McDonald was a big time gambler. He went bankrupt. He
went bankrupt twice. Gambling.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
You love fighting out like people's downside.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
He's talked about it.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Name okay, name me right now, real quick, off the
top of your head. I know you want to do
a read and get to whatever. Namely five people you
had a ridiculously bad gambling habit that were that were
like superstars and and and any realm any realm.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Uh that are gambling scandals. Tim Donaghyu, Norm McDonald, Calvin Ridley.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
They're a former in Vegas who's got a residency. Rumors
are out about that.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
Bruno Mars.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Oh yes, Bruno Mars, the degenerate is that the game.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
Bruno is on that list? Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Phil Micholson was another one. That's the you know, not
to insult any golf fans out there, but Phil Micholson
was another one that was involved in that.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
It's far listen, please the live tour.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
I think he's free range to consult.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
Listen.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
There's nothing wrong with gambling. I'm just pointing out Norm
McDonald had a he went bankrupt twice because of gambling.
Just saying, man, you know, doesn't change the fact he's
one of the all time greats. I'm not gonna say
Michael Jordan had a gambling issue, all right. Those are
the reckless allegations made by people. They may have stepped away.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
I mean, it's it's documented that he they gambled, but
they say that as NBA culture was gambling. Yeah, an,
they're wrong with that. Okay, Well I do know this.

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Speaker 2 (19:16):
There are traditions on this show, and one of those
is the man who joins us next. He is the
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Sports Fox, college football analysts and our good buddy Pe.

(19:38):
How are we feeling here in a Windos?

Speaker 6 (19:39):
Good morning?

Speaker 4 (19:39):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Hey, what's up?

Speaker 6 (19:41):
Pee? Hello, Brady, Hello, LeVar, Hello, Hello regular.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
So Black and Drack has been retired now, you know, Wow,
it's back to two pros and a cup of Joe.
Now he's a cup of Joe, not a cup of
Drac anymore.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Yeah, all right, fair enough, yea, all right, So here
I am, so Petros. Your thoughts on the All Star
Game last night? Were you were you okay with the
swing off to conclude things.

Speaker 8 (20:12):
Or well, I mean it's not really a conclusion, right,
It's not really a fair way to lose or win
a baseball game. Of course, you could say the same
probably for the way they decide a World Cup soccer game,
you know, when they do the shootout. But I will
say this for any criticism of the MLB All Star Game,

(20:34):
and there always is, it's exponentially better than any other
All Star game there is. We obviously don't do the
Pro Bowl anymore, and it just went away, and the
NBA All Star Game nearly wrecked the whole league this year.
They had to orchestrate the Luca trade just to get

(20:56):
people to stop talking about how much it sucked.

Speaker 6 (20:59):
And so whatever the warts were.

Speaker 8 (21:01):
Last night and the swing off and this and that,
it was still a It was still really compelling. I mean,
it's a little awkward listening to the announcers talk to
the guys during the game, but also pretty compelling. So
watching Kershaw hitch Wally talked to the guys in the
booth was was very interesting. So overall it's a way

(21:24):
better product than and because of the nature of the sport, yes,
but it's a way better product than any of the
other quote unquote All Star games or things like that
that we have.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
So I thought it was a pretty American pH No,
I wouldn't say that.

Speaker 8 (21:43):
I mean, what's more American? What's more American than the
Baseball All Star Game.

Speaker 6 (21:49):
The prime day? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
We're sitting in the world of sports, like, is there
anything more American than some dude just saying I'm gonna
launch every ball I can of the fence?

Speaker 6 (22:00):
We have the hot dog eating contest. Probably that was
what I brought up that.

Speaker 8 (22:06):
Yeah, it is a sport, and that is the most
American display of excess.

Speaker 6 (22:10):
That we could possibly put on. So Joey Chestnut, Joey
Chestnut is a great apple.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
He's the standard.

Speaker 6 (22:18):
You know, he's upset because he doesn't think competitive eating
is respected the way it should be.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
I I.

Speaker 6 (22:26):
Do think that it is.

Speaker 8 (22:27):
That it is great, and it's an American thing, and
baseball obviously has a very special place in all of
our hearts, usually from our upbringing or watching our kids
played Little League or or or whatever.

Speaker 6 (22:38):
But yeah, I thought it was a way better.

Speaker 8 (22:41):
It's a way better product than what anybody else is
putting on for for an All Star game, and when
they run into a tie, yeah, that's a problem. And
the problem is because of the fact that they don't
really let the managers manage to win the game, right,
they use everybody. It's a lot of fresh pitchers, and

(23:02):
because of that, usually it's a pretty low scoring game.

Speaker 6 (23:04):
Last night it didn't end up that way, and it
was fun. But if they would let the.

Speaker 8 (23:09):
Managers manage to win the game, then they would have
pitchers left and we could see what would actually happen
down the stretch if they went into extra innings. I mean,
they put a guy on second base anyway, It's not
like it's going to last that long. But pitching has
become so specialized and such a crazy thing. And each
of these guys had like two Tommy John's by the

(23:30):
time they're twenty five. So I also understand that that
part of it.

Speaker 6 (23:36):
But I thought it was a good game, and I
thought it was enjoyable.

Speaker 8 (23:39):
And obviously it's put on by one of our employers, Fox,
so that's always that's always interesting to watch because we
know a lot of the people involved. So way to go, Atlanta,
No Freaknick. It was a real it was a real
Freaknick vibe though.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Amazing.

Speaker 8 (23:55):
Yeah, with Ludacris and and Jermaine you Pre and the
other Atlanta And I was watching it on mute because
I was doing the show. But that looked like a
fun deal. I do wish Ludacris would have worn his
big arms.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
The original Freaknicks though, well.

Speaker 6 (24:15):
Yeah, well, the original Freaknick is a whole other thing
which which got.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Canceled, saturating the town.

Speaker 6 (24:21):
Wow. Freaknick was a gigantic like spring break party in
Atlanta based on the historical Black universities and they would
all come together in Atlanta, much like people would create
out Yeah, Daytona Beach or Palm Springs in the eighties
or South Padre Island.

Speaker 8 (24:39):
It was like that, but Freaknick. But it was it
was canceled. They got rid of Freaknick, which is too bad.
It happened a long time ago, like twenty years ago
as well. But I do wish Ludacris wore his big arms,
you know, the big ass arms that he likes to wear.
That would have been more fun, but he did not.
He had his normal arms.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
Speaking of big arms, we had a conversation earlier p
I'm curious to to what your opinion would be. Do
you believe in measuring and weighing, you know, in terms
of breeding, you know, like having your kids like.

Speaker 6 (25:16):
Oh the Osyrius uh.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
Am.

Speaker 6 (25:21):
I met that whole family when they were.

Speaker 8 (25:24):
All well, I think the oldest one was at Notre Dame,
but they were all still in high school. I was
speaking at a banquet and I met that entire family, mom, dad,
and the kids.

Speaker 6 (25:36):
I have pictures with him. Uh So I heard what
he said. Yes, but what is the question. I'm sorry, LeVar.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
Well, I'm just saying, did you take that into consideration
when you were.

Speaker 6 (25:47):
No no in the dating pool or anything like that?
How do I get too?

Speaker 4 (25:51):
How did you get to where you got to with
your wife? Was it based off of looks? Was it
just based off of all we were friends since we
were kids, like sandbux.

Speaker 8 (25:59):
Action, I would say, just the traditional attraction between a
man and a woman. Okay, but you know Michael Thompson,
who's Klay Thompson's dad, and Mikey and they got one
more that played baseball for the Dodgers. It's early in
the month. Oh yeah, Trace, yeah, Trace, here you go.

(26:21):
Sorry about that a long swing struck out a lot.
But Michael Thompson, who was a big time NBA player
and a champion with the Lakers and a superstar at Minnesota,
Behavian man, very tall.

Speaker 6 (26:36):
Uh. He he was very vocal about the stock of
his wife.

Speaker 8 (26:44):
Who is like a large athletic volleyball type from I
believe the Northwest area where he was drafted. And obviously
you know three kids who played high level sports and
Klay Thompson who's made life changing riches playing in the NBA,
and and he talked about it.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
So but you know he's dating a Stallion right now too.

Speaker 6 (27:09):
Megan V. Stallion, Yeah he is.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (27:12):
I'm not sure how great that is for anybody to
deal with if you're Klay Thompson, but I.

Speaker 8 (27:17):
Hope they have a wonderful relationship and it bears me fruit.
It just feels like it feels like an unnecessary burden.
You know, what all anybody wants to do is stare
at your girlfriend's ass, and that's all you have on

(27:37):
Instagram is like, here's my girlfriend's ass, and here's a
little picture of me on the side, Like where's waldor her?

Speaker 6 (27:42):
You know, like, come on, man, anyway, good for him.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
You you actually are taking like the exact opposite approach
of mister Brown. You are actually saying there are certain
attributes you would stay away from because I would be
a burden for you later on in life.

Speaker 6 (27:55):
Is that what your say? I wouldn't say.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
It's just a.

Speaker 6 (27:58):
A burden of attention, you know what I mean.

Speaker 8 (28:01):
If you're Klay Thompson, you know you do you need
to date a rapper who's more popular than you. Maybe,
I mean, maybe that works out. Maybe I shouldn't even
speak on it, but you guys ask me about it.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
So I mean, somebody's BBL stunk and he walked away
from it. I mean, you know, it could always end
up bad for you in these situations.

Speaker 6 (28:22):
Everything, everything could always end up bad in every situation.
There's no doubt about it.

Speaker 8 (28:26):
I just find I just find the Instagram, you know,
like how you debut your relationship.

Speaker 6 (28:32):
Like here she is standing there, look at the ass.

Speaker 8 (28:35):
It's just like every other Instagram post she's ever made,
except this one's got half of Klay Thompson's face in
the background.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
You know.

Speaker 6 (28:42):
It's like, come on, anyway, good for them. I'm happy
for everybody.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Got a VW bug for an ass everybody about your show.

Speaker 8 (28:49):
I saw on Instagram or or Twitter the other day,
like a picture of Travis Kelsey when he.

Speaker 6 (28:54):
Was dating the Black Chick.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Oh, yeah, you know, the good old days.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
Yeah, I mean clearly was looking at genetics there, you.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Know, yeah, good old days when he was more open minded.

Speaker 8 (29:04):
Yeah, and he was looking like he was he looked
like I mean, the Twitter caption says, this guy looks
like he sells vape cartridges at the back of a
liquor store.

Speaker 6 (29:14):
And then you know, and then he's with Taylor Swift
and he's got like the.

Speaker 8 (29:18):
Floppy nineties hair, different the real like the real like
contented white man's smile, and it's just like, my god,
you know, now he looks like you know, now he
looks like one of the guys in Charmed who's like
trying to date Piper Parabou or somebody.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
You know.

Speaker 6 (29:37):
It's it is quite a transition, and we are a product. No,
I don't.

Speaker 8 (29:43):
Shannon Doerty's not with us anymore. No, Shannon Doherty died
a couple maybe a year or two ago. She had
a long battle with cancer. And then you have a
list of Milan remember that who seems to have lost
her mind. And then there's the other girl her name
was Prue on show it's not Piper Parabout and then
Rose McGowan. I mean, Charmed was a terrible show. But

(30:05):
what happens is if you watch like during the NBA season.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
It comes on after right, you watch t N all night,
it's on the it's in the studios every single night.
We get there because you know the yesterday up the day. Yeah, yeah,
it's just finishing up into our time slot.

Speaker 8 (30:23):
So's you get to see all the weird, bad witchcraft
before CGI.

Speaker 6 (30:30):
Which is also terrible.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
Yeah, it's very true.

Speaker 8 (30:33):
Yeah, that's what Kelsey looks like, one of the floppy
nineties hair sweater wearing dudes on Charmed.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Now, so Petros, now that we're at the All Star break,
is this really where from a show standpoint, you guys
can slap it up because now, wow, there's no baseball,
there's no real significant sporting event that's on right now,
So now you can really get in the mud, so

(30:58):
to speak, with something.

Speaker 6 (30:58):
Yeah, fo, you guys talk about all the time like
football is right on top of us now and really,
to me, post NFL season, pre baseball season, like that
big stretch of four hour shows.

Speaker 8 (31:13):
That's a harder time, you know, to be like, oh,
well we got the Clippers today, what do we got
going on? You know, that's a harder time in my
work year calendar than All Star Week. You know, All
Star week, you know, people are on vacation, different people
are in and out, which makes things a little less stagnant.
And I have to go to do some media day

(31:35):
action this week, so we're sing, I got to go
to Vegas so to deal with the last gasp. I mean,
every year I go to Vegas, it gets worse. Three
years ago, one year or so, Brady get goes out there.
But three years ago I was there for the last
gasp of the Pac twelve. Remember that dinner at Allegiate

(31:58):
Stadium with all the coaches.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 6 (32:02):
It was rather uncomfortable. It was one of the more
uncomfortable like it was.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
It was so weird, you know, it was like being
at a funeral's that's the only thing I can compare
it to.

Speaker 6 (32:12):
Yeah, and you know, Chip, Kelly, Kyle Whittingham and we
were all on a bus together, like it was just
it was just weird and everybody's just sitting there staring
at each other like, yeah, you guys are collapsing. What
you're gonna do?

Speaker 5 (32:25):
You know?

Speaker 8 (32:26):
And then last year was Big twelve Media Day in
Vegas along with the Mountain West and then the weird
Oregon State Washington State packed to Piggyback cocktail Fest at
the Billagio that I walked out of very early because like,
to me, it says they got a cocktail hour that well,

(32:49):
to be honest, it's all I wanted was like a
middle shelf whiskey, Like I'm not a I'm not a
difficult person, you know, I mean just Maker's mark or.

Speaker 6 (32:57):
Bullet or bubbuh Buffalo trace or something.

Speaker 8 (33:00):
But they only had Jim Beam, like they were serving
well drinks and We're at the Bolagio and Merton Hanks
was standing there looking all mean like a bouncer, and
I was just like, what are we doing? And then
Yogi Roth got up to be the speaker, and I
just I've backed out of the room. Uh so, but
usually I end up.

Speaker 6 (33:20):
Wait, did yog give a eulogy like what he gave
the siege, like to pump up Washington State and Oregon State?
Like Hey, come on over here, Jake Dickard. Let's talk
about Washington State.

Speaker 8 (33:32):
You know, Washington State ended up having a really they
had such a good year that the whole team got dismantled.
Head coach left, the coordinator left, the quarterback left. You know,
they're all at Oklahoma and waiting.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
For tell me what the next pack to media day.
All right, well that's the thing that pay well enough,
you guys would be somewhere else next year.

Speaker 8 (33:51):
Well, last year, Pack two Mountain West. You know, they're
on each other's schedule. Everybody's happy, everybody's free, keep the
big door open. And then like three weeks into the season,
now you're suing each other, and the Pac two is
poaching all of the Mountain West teams, and the Mountain
West is all upset, so they are not collaborating on
media day this year.

Speaker 6 (34:10):
And then this is like.

Speaker 8 (34:12):
Everybody's suing each other media Day because you got San
Diego State, Utah State, Fresno State, all these states leave
Colorado State, you know, all these teams leaving the conference.

Speaker 6 (34:25):
So it'll be awkward. But you know that's the thing.

Speaker 8 (34:29):
We've talked about it a whole bunch in college football.
The offseason has become incredibly awkward and not a fun
topic to discuss. You know, you're talking about litigation, congress
stuff that the NFL, the NBA, all these other leagues
seem to handle really well because they have usually one
person in charge and they know how to orchestrate their

(34:52):
off season. I always thought that college football would be
headed for more uniformity in this modern air where it's
a big money grab. But I don't think ESPN and
Fox can get along well enough to make it happen,
and the NCAA has no power, So we're just more
and more confused in our sport and just begging, just

(35:16):
clawing for the games to start because everything else sucks
so bad. And all the conversation, you know, all the
transfers and the portal and the money, and the coaches
complaining about the NIL and you know, universities laying people
off and all of these different stories that we have
to deal with.

Speaker 6 (35:36):
It's just not fun.

Speaker 8 (35:37):
So at least we're getting closer to the game part.
But I will report next week on how awkward it
was this this time around.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
We'll see and is this for Mountain West or Big ten.

Speaker 6 (35:49):
Mountain West where Big ten's got to be in Chicago
or something this year.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
No, it's Vegas, Vegas.

Speaker 6 (35:55):
Oh where Vegas?

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Next week?

Speaker 6 (35:56):
Okay, you're going to miss it. Tuesday, Tuesdaynesday, Thursday.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
It'll be out in my Las Vegas.

Speaker 6 (36:02):
Well I'll warm up the city for you with with
thank orvel.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Yeah yeah, man, got the big table. And so the
Mountain West is at Circa.

Speaker 8 (36:15):
Circa is where we hang out, which I do actually
like interesting. Although you know you haven't seen You don't
know what life is like until you've seen Timmy Chang
with two tall boys.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
I was gonna say, what happened last year when you
tried to talk to him about the program?

Speaker 6 (36:29):
No? No, I asked him a very simple question. Do
you get the support you need from the university? Petros
I'd have to say, no, You guys don't know what
it's like down in the drags with me. But anyway,
what are you talking about? You coming sit at Mountain
West Media Day and listen to Bronco menden Hall's problem,

(36:51):
Daniel I walked.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
I walked through the same pack too, cocktail hour. You
were at all right for maybe for less time than
you were there. I was there live less than.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
Ten minutes away from me and probably use the same
street I use to get out of where you live.
And I haven't seen you yet. I don't talk about
being like you're in the the you know, the big
high end.

Speaker 6 (37:13):
Just I'm talking about my college football coverage world and.

Speaker 4 (37:16):
All right, I'll just figured it gave me an opportunity
to take a shot at you, because you really haven't said, like,
let's go get a whiskey together.

Speaker 6 (37:24):
I am not.

Speaker 8 (37:25):
Generally available, Okay, clearly, of course I'll have a whiskey
with you, LeVar, and.

Speaker 6 (37:31):
Whatever you want, I'll beat you at the bullpen. All right, Okay,
but you know you're going to be very popular. Everybody's
going to try to talk to you.

Speaker 4 (37:40):
No, no, no, I move, I move around. You know
I've been. I've been.

Speaker 6 (37:46):
Not long. Okay, just for the day I liked, Okay, gotcha,
I don't. Yeah. Yeah. Flying to Vegas is stupid from here.

Speaker 8 (37:58):
You know where you sit on the tarmac for a
half hour both ways around you go jsx bro.

Speaker 6 (38:03):
Flight takes an hour. You got to sit there and
figure out.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
The car jsx BRO.

Speaker 6 (38:09):
I don't even know what that stands for.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Jet sweet sweet, Yeah, No, I hate that why.

Speaker 8 (38:15):
Because I just want to listen to my book on
tape and be left alone. And when I'm done, I
want to walk down to the car and drive away.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
That's the perfect Okay.

Speaker 6 (38:22):
One of the great things that ever happened to me
is I was doing.

Speaker 8 (38:25):
The Mountain West Championship game years ago because Spencer Tillman
got COVID and it was the COVID thing where the
stadiums were empty and the whole deal, and uh, you know,
we had all these precautions and and all this, and
then the game's over and I hugged Tim Brando and
then it turns out he had COVID.

Speaker 6 (38:42):
So but uh, get me amy that petros. Get me
a prosecco.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
Oh, come on, it's Cranberry vodka.

Speaker 6 (38:53):
No, I've got the dude.

Speaker 8 (38:54):
I've I've gone to the bar and fetched a few
proseccos over the years for Timmy.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
B Oh, trust I was you forget I worked with them,
do they old young young man? Why do you run
down to the bar give me two cranberried vodkas.

Speaker 8 (39:06):
I know who you worked with. I know where LeVar lives.
It's like everybody's sitting here trying to educate me.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
No, I wasn't trying to educate you. I was trying
to shame you, actually, because I you know, I need outlets.
I would listen to your audio book with you. We
could sit there hot boxing. You would not listen to
your Yeah I would. You'd be surprised. You would be
a fun still the bar.

Speaker 6 (39:30):
It's only got fourteen more hours. It's all good.

Speaker 4 (39:35):
If we hot box and we're going to be laughing
while we enjoy your fourteen hour book.

Speaker 6 (39:39):
My guy, I I what we were talking about, Timmy
b oh. Yeah. So but we did the game.

Speaker 8 (39:47):
We called the game, and you know it's empty Sam
Boyd Stadium, Boising State versus San Jose State, empty stadium
on Big Fox. Game's over, walk down into the car
and just leave Vegas, just straight empty.

Speaker 6 (40:06):
Parking lot back on the fifteen glorious. You know to
me that you know that kind of escape. I mean,
you know what it's like, Brady.

Speaker 8 (40:16):
Every meeting you've ever had before, every football game you've
ever been involved in, the first fifteen minutes of the
meeting are about the escape.

Speaker 6 (40:24):
How the hell do we get out of here?

Speaker 8 (40:26):
Who's driving which car, who's going to the airport, who's
bringing the rental car back to the thing.

Speaker 6 (40:31):
I mean that that is priceless. So to me being
able to.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
Get right back on the fifth US rental cars, dang,
oh yeah, I prefer Tetro's, Papa diecas uses rental cars.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
No.

Speaker 8 (40:43):
But if you're if you're you know, traveling, you know
that usually there's like a team of rental cars, you know,
to bring me to the people.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
From rental cars, is what you're saying.

Speaker 6 (40:53):
Now, that's Tom Brady.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
What's great about a rental car with Brady is that
if you go to Keeneland and you got to catch
a flight right afterwards, we'll just leave the car wherever
and just say all.

Speaker 6 (41:02):
Right, hold on in.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
In in my defense or our defense, we got basically
our flight kept getting delayed, and it was to the
point where there was a couple of guys who, uh,
they seemed like some wise guys, if you know what
I mean, and they were going to find us a
flight down to Dallas. I think I'd be like four
worth or something. But all I remember was we kept
getting delayed, delay, delayed. So Jonahs kind of kept hanging

(41:33):
out and drinking and watching the horse races. So one
thing led to another. We may or may not have
lost track of time. There might have been there might
have been an element if we lost our car. We
didn't know where we parked amongst that in Keenland, and
so we were in a bit of a rush. Yeah,
and then we used to get back to the car.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
Then we got there and we couldn't understand what the
guy was saying, like he had like four teeth and
straight like. And we asked him like, hey, where do
we where do we park the car? What? And we
had no asked him two or three times and finally
just went and parked over to the.

Speaker 6 (42:10):
I parked it. Someone will figure this out. This is
not one of the world's greatest problems. When when I was.

Speaker 8 (42:16):
First starting to travel in college football, there were always
stories where they, you know, they left that car at
the strip mall.

Speaker 6 (42:22):
I don't know what's going to happen.

Speaker 8 (42:23):
You know, there's a Kia, but I mean I used
to you know, before GPS and all that. You know,
they get the plane to the prop plane to Eugene
and get in a rental car at like midnight, and
you know, you're somewhere in Junction City between Corvallis and
Eugene and the dark and hoping that some guy in

(42:46):
a flannel with an axe and a beard, you know,
that doesn't rape me.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
Geez. That was a real concern.

Speaker 6 (42:55):
It actually was. Yeah, I used to think about it
all the time. I'm not even a Paul Budyon on
the West coast can advantage of me taking it from me.

Speaker 8 (43:04):
You don't know what it's like there, Brady, between corn
Allison and Eugene.

Speaker 6 (43:09):
True, it ain't Portland, definitely, it's in Portland.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
Petros is as far off the rails as we've ever been.

Speaker 6 (43:23):
No, I never thought we'd get a budget. But you
know where else it could happen.

Speaker 8 (43:29):
You know, it's like Lewiston, Idaho, Colefax, Washington, you know,
around Pullman to worry about that.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
Were you listening to that fourteen hour book while you
were trying to avoid Paul Bunyon?

Speaker 8 (43:42):
Uh back, you know, I don't know this would be
like twenty years ago. So it was before I was
listening to books on tape.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Okay, Well, Petros said, I think I just you know,
spread sprayed phone calls out to people I knew, Like, hey,
why don't you talk me through the ninety nine here
in Oregon, Petros. If you're looking for something to listen
to you, I can probably check out Lebron's podcast.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
But let's enjoy the enjoy the drive to Vegas.

Speaker 6 (44:07):
I like to hear Steve Nash agree with everything you said.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
He We'll do a podcast partner that didn't agree with
everything he said, not for long, Petros.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
We appreciate it. We'll do it again next week.

Speaker 6 (44:22):
Well, it's great to hear everybody back together.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
There is the old pon X, the co host of
the Petros and Money Show, and a Fox College football
analyst and our good buddy here.

Speaker 4 (44:32):
Every single Wednesday morning, be.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Sure to catch live editions of Two Pros and a
Cup of Joe with Brady Quinn, LeVar Errington, and Jonas
Knox weekdays at six am Eastern three am Pacific.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
I feel like we've gotten through it. Yesterday was like
the last not a whole lot of sports really going on,
all right, because now baseball's back after the All Star break.
You've got some golf event on another ugly core or
solver in Europe somewhere the people are really fired up about.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
And other than that.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
But I feel like we've gotten through the real difficulty I'll.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
Take a shot super early. Huh, super quick, six oh
one into the show.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
He's gonna try. But I think, really what I'm most
disappointed about as I was going through the rundown before
the show today and I didn't see anything about a
special guest, Live bet Jesus. Now, for the Dan Patrick
Show listeners who don't know who Live bet Jesus, says Jonas,
could you explain who this is?

Speaker 2 (45:28):
So years ago we were doing the show on Fox
Sports Radio on Sunday nights and got interrupted by some
lightning and thunder in the studio. Some music started playing
in a piece of paper.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
What was the music? Like a prayer?

Speaker 6 (45:42):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (45:43):
No, Donna?

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Yeah, oh, And so the piece of paper fell down
onto the desk and I just read what was in
the paper, and it was somebody by the name of
Live bet Jesus.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
Was there a signature on it was? No, it wasn't.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
It just said LBJ. And I didn't know Lebron was
a gambler. And then I came to find out that
Live bet Jesus made a pick and like most of
his picks, it hit and one on the air and
on a live sporting event. So you know, if you
when when everyone talks about the popularity of in game
wagering and in game betting, just remember where it started,

(46:17):
right here on Fox Sports Radio with a a being.
We'll call it named Live bet Jesus.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Now, mind you, I should warn our listeners and LaVar.
I think you've actually seen Live bet Jesus in action
enough to know this guy's a flip and loser. If
you want to fade him as much as you possibly can,
you want no part, I mean no part. If any
bet this loser lays lee, you can back this up
to what's his lifetime win percentage like something like that.

Speaker 9 (46:46):
That's that's very generous of you, Brady, I'd say roughly about.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
High ones. Boy, there's a trusted source. I gave lab
bet Jesus some amount of money in Vegas and all that.
You know. I gotta I gotta tell you. I gotta
tell you the experience of being in his presence at
first was overwhelming, exciting, maybe a little bit nerve racking,

(47:13):
but you know, we went with We went with it.
Oh no, I gave my I bet Jesus my money
and well nothing came back. Okay, that was you can't win.

Speaker 9 (47:24):
But the winnings aren't going to be yielding you much.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
That's that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Okay, what happened in Vegas was there was a fight
during Super Bowl week, I think Thursday night and LeVar listen,
LeVar got some advice about who to bet on, and
because of a shoddy decision and a terrible decision, it
was a got screwed.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
It was got screwed.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
But you can't go up to the sports book in
Vegas and be like, hey, that was a terrible decision.
Can I get my money back? They'll tell you to
go kick rocks. So it didn't happen.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
What what what would be Prisco say? He'd say, you
or on the wrong side of a good bet. That's it,
that's what he want say.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
That's a go to.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Yeah I was on the right side of it. It
just didn't work out. You know, I do it all
do the same thing well over again.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
The reason why I bring that up is that golf
tournament that you're not a fan of the Open over
there in Poort Rush that they're playing. You would think
that live bed Jesus if he had any kahonas anything
on him, you know, you think that maybe just maybe
he would want to visit the show for a segment,
maybe lay out a live bet, But I don't know.

Speaker 4 (48:32):
He's probably probably.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
Typically you know my problem with the Open Championship or
the British Open. I'm just going to call it the
British Open. The courses are so unattractive, like Augusta National
beautiful on TV, Like the US Open Oakmont. I've been
to Oakmont, beautiful, Like you go through all the major championship,

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you go to a golf course, it could be golf
and stuff out here in southern.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
Count I've never been there. How would you know?

Speaker 6 (49:00):
Watching TV? It's beautiful in its own way? What's its
own way?

Speaker 4 (49:06):
They got weeds in the background.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
No, No, that's called heather. Wait what it's a it's
a link style I know where that name came from.
Wait what it's it's it's called heather. Yeah, it's it's
a link style course.

Speaker 6 (49:22):
Call it supposed to that?

Speaker 4 (49:27):
Ain't not but some heather on the back of the course.
Why is it heather? It's very white of them. You
gotta go, you gotta go take a stroll through the lorainas.

Speaker 6 (49:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
I don't know where that one's going, but I.

Speaker 6 (49:47):
Mean, what does it.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
Matter, Heather, I mean, it doesn't matter. Watch it.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
There's just weeds. You're in an open field with weeds. Oh,
they decided to mow that part. All right, let's tee
off everybody. It's like, come on, dude, clean up your grass.
You why you so down on the course, Jonah, I
just don't like the way it looks.

Speaker 4 (50:03):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
No, you know what he said. This is this is
due to his experience being over an Ireland. The people
weren't as friend Jonas.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Why did I did too?

Speaker 3 (50:15):
I don't know that, Joe, Well, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (50:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
They weren't as friendly towards you, weren't as welcoming.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
You know.

Speaker 6 (50:21):
It was.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Jonas really played up the whole thing. He would barely
drink any of his guinness, which was noticed by many locals.
I said, oh, you don't want to drink assimilates our culture, okay.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Fort to drink guess and you drink coffee okay. The
Dan Patrick Show guys were there as well too. We
were all out there. And there's a thing you do
in Dublin or in Ireland where you've got to drink
down to the line. You've got to drink. It's called
splitting the g all right, well they can split this
g uh right, I almost got there, and I'm not

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going to be judged because I didn't accurately get to
the line. Okay, like I didn't see a lot of
people accurately get to splitting the wow LeVar.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
I'm not gonna let him keep going because he's not
really ever talking about really what took place. You know
what people bought us a guinness? Do you have any guinness?
Was into the show at the day. Yeah, but they
were all left full. Just sitting there. That's him just
sitting there. That's the fence until until Lee would come by.
And oh Lee made it look like Yonas actually drank

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any of the guinness that people bought for him.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
I got your Lee, How did that make you feel
to split.

Speaker 9 (51:28):
The g Oh, I'm pretty good at it.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
I get it.

Speaker 9 (51:31):
Uh one every six times.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Lease split my gas three times in Ireland. And here's
the thing that please Lease, Like any good dog, whatever
you don't finish, they'll take care of. Like listen, that's
why they invented the term doggy bag.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
My kids drink extra stout guinness all day, really all day.
It doesn't fill you up. That's rost rosta Bredren and
that's that's we drink man, drink that all, dude. It's
a light beer extra stout. Really, what I mean, that's

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that's that's that's my weapon of choice. In fact, outside
of surveys, is like drinking. I've been on this Corona
light late like thing lately. I don't know why, but
I've been really liking Corona. Like how you're a Pacifico guy.
I love Pacifico, but like it's been hurting me. There's
this one beer coming out that I feel really good about.

(52:35):
But we'll hold on to that one. You know, let's
stick city we we we we wet owt Citrus wat.
But let me tell you how long we've been hearing
about we're going to get beer. You should wolf tickets.
No way, it's coming, I promise you it's on the way.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
Anyway, I think that's not coming. It's t J Watt's
new deal extension.

Speaker 6 (53:00):
It's there.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
It has dropped.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Yeah, three years, one hundred and twenty three million. To
take that line, it one hundred and eight million dollars.
Why isn't t J Watt guaranteed? It puts TJ Watt
as the highest paid non quarterback in NFL history. Forty
one million dollars a year he's going to get. So
they tack on another three.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
Years, which is what one million more or one hundred
thousand more than.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
I think one.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
One million more than Miles Miles? Okay? So which did
you know what that means we got was next up?
You gotta believe this name? Yeah, because I don't think.
I don't think Hendrickson is going to get that type
of contrack. So I don't think, yeah, I don't think
Dallas has to wait anymore. Like now Michael Parsons can

(53:50):
get his deal.

Speaker 6 (53:50):
Done, thanks captain obvious.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
Now the question who did that? Who did that?

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Now?

Speaker 4 (54:02):
I think the question now becomes is it like forty
one point? You know one forty one?

Speaker 3 (54:10):
A million more?

Speaker 4 (54:11):
You think a million? Okay?

Speaker 2 (54:14):
So do you think the Bengals, in seeing this deal
looked at him, We're like, that's awesome?

Speaker 6 (54:22):
Not even a thought.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
That I think, Yeah, that's absolutely well, They're not going
there there, LeVar Actually, and you backed him on this.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
Jonas Gvar made the case yesterday that he thinks Jerry
Jones wants to say, hey, hey boys, I'm paying I'm
paying the most defensive the most money for the defensive
playing the league. The non quarterback, I'm paying him the most.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
That might you guys, might be that might be a
little out of context, though, I mean, I'm not saying
he's waiting to say that. Well, I just don't think
he wants to have to be the one that has
to say he did it where he knows he has to.
That's all.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
Well, all I'm saying is the Cincinnati Bengals are the
exact opposite. There you go, Yeah, we can't agree on
to Jonas's point, what was that? What was that they
just drove by?

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Was that.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
People to hop it on that He's like, ha ha,
way to go. We don't use the a Joe B Lane.
We'll stay right here in this one.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
Like they are the Rob Parker of the NFL, Like
like Rob Parker who brings his own tea bags Rob
Parker super Bowl Week and they're not even like named
tea bags. Their their store brand signature select from Ralph's
or Albertson's or Pigley Wiggly. And it's because he doesn't
want to spend money on actual tea bags. That's the

(55:47):
Cincinnati Bengals. I'm a woman they have, they have no
interest in matching that deal. But all seriousness, all seriousness.
If you're Hendrickson, what are you going to do? Like
that's got to be the biggest question here.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
What is he going to do?

Speaker 6 (56:06):
Retire?

Speaker 4 (56:07):
Why would you retire when you can make a lot
of money? Like, okay, resign to the fact that you're
not going to get that money from the Cincinnati Bengals.
They're not going to trade them. Do you think they
trade them? Who does the trade? Who does the trade? Well,
they gave him a chance to go seek a trade
and nobody and nobody moved, nobody budged. Okay, so you

(56:29):
don't have the opportunity to go seek a trade. I mean,
is it messed up to say at some point you
got to say, I'm not going to get this type
of money in the market. I'll get his close He
can get into the thirties, right.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
He can get close to it.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
Yeah, he can get into The.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Tough part about his position now is you would have
thought if something was going to happen, it would have
happened earlier. This year where there's a bit more cap space,
teams are spending a lot of money. But you know,
again we kind of talk about like deadlines due deals.
You always hear that phrase. In this case, look, he's
under contract and it's the last year of his deal.

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He's scheduled to make what fifteen point eight you know,
as far as his salary this year, which is grossly
underpaid considering how productive he's been in the past two years.
But he's thirty one, and we keep talking about that
age thirty number and what that means for players as
they move forward, greater injury risk, you know, lack of

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production tends to kind of fall off. So that's that
kind of that point in time where teams want to,
you know, not necessarily have to shell out a ton
of money. So I think as we get close to
the season, he'll get traded for and obviously if that
team trades for him, they know that like he's being
traded to show up and get paid more than whatever
the Bengals are paying him. I think the tough thing
for the Bengals is that if they were going to

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replace him, which they have with their first round pick
and Shamar Stewart, they should have done whatever trade deal
was on the table before the draft because that's what
you had the most leverage. Now that you already have
his replacement, it looks kind of tough. And on top
of that, teams are looking at you thinking, well, you're
kind of desperate because not only have you not signed
this guy to extension, but your first round rookie, you know,

(58:17):
draft pick, has not even signed his deal. He hasn't
been there at all. So it becomes a very difficult
situation all the way around for Hendrick, sim purely because
of the size of these deals that the Bengals can't pay,
and then the fact of his age and factoring in
other pieces of it, and really the Bengals and where
they're at where they don't have to move on from

(58:37):
him yet, I mean, and he's under contract, so they
can find him and they can, you know, do whatever
they need to do to try to entice him to
come back and play under the contract that he's currently
playing on.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
In this In the same offseason, Max Crosby signed one
for thirty five million a year, and now we've just
seen TJ. Watt sign one for forty one.

Speaker 4 (58:57):
It's going to be closer to Max. In the same offseason.
It's months ago, and I Honestly speaking, I think Cincinnati's
going to try to get it for less than thirty five.
I think it'll be in the thirties. But it's going
to be less than thirty five. It's going to be
what does Hendrickson want to do? But I think that
again back to the original point. Now the stage is set.

(59:19):
Now Jerry Jones can go ahead. He knows what he
has to pay. He can go to UH, go to
Micah's representation and say, here's the market here, it's now here.
It is, like, let's get the deal done. I wouldn't
be surprised if Michael Parsons deal drops today or like

(59:39):
in the next couple of days, today, tomorrow, Monday. I
wouldn't be.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
Saying so that they were just wait onj that's what
you're saying.

Speaker 4 (59:48):
I believe so. I said it yesterday. I know I
I believe so. I do not think that they wanted
to put your city. Wasn't waiting that he wasn't looking either.
Smack him the face you are. I almost called you
a name on live radio. Why are you so stuck
on that lite like Michaeh. First of all, I'm talking

(01:00:09):
about Jerry Jones, not Michael Parsons, and I stand ten
toes down on the fat toes that Michael Parsons is
not looking for a contract, He's the contract is coming
to him. And Jerry Jones was most certainly most likely
waiting for TJ. Watt to get his deal done. And

(01:00:31):
I don't think that Jerry Jones would want it to
be out there that the Pittsburgh Steelers did a better
deal with TJ. Watt than he did with Michael Parsons,
knowing the conversations and the players. As we mentioned that
you have to make comparisons to as it applies to

(01:00:53):
Michael Parsons, I.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
Stand on that you mentioned Jerry Jones. He actually was
asked what he wants out of the Mika Parson's extension.

Speaker 4 (01:01:01):
Let's take a listen. I won't make some glory Hills
are a hole. I don't know that to break go
to break man.

Speaker 6 (01:01:08):
Yeah, you know what I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:01:11):
I don't either. I'm with Jerry Jerry. Maybe I don't
wants to keep talking about Mike Ah waiting on a contract.
You're sitting here talking about Jerry on some Gloria acting
like like like my my stepbrothers that I want to
kick out of the house. The slumber party is over.
I don't want y'all here anymore. I'm taking my sake.

(01:01:34):
Y'all need to go home.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
You know, I think you're touching on something that I've
I've come to learn over the years. And this is
where I'm like out of touch with it because I'm
just a you know, I grew up in a middle
class family in the Midwest. Is I know some people
who are like wealthy, and they will brag about like
bets they've lost or money they've lost. How much it
is that that they exactly so it like puts them

(01:01:58):
in a category of like oh yeah, and it's like okay,
and and this actually falls in that category. Then if
you're telling me that you think he's going to kind
of brag, if you will, about paying Micah Parsons more
than any other player in the league.

Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
I don't know that he's going to brag about it.
I just know that he doesn't want to have to
be in a situation where somebody else did a bigger
deal for the same pall.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
We know this someone eventually will I don't know who
that player is, but we always know that like it
to be at the same time.

Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
It doesn't need to be and weeks apart. I don't
think a part.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
I don't think it bothers him if he ends up
paying more than he could have two much prior, I
don't think it bothers them all. I think I've always
thought it's like a fashionably late tax.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
Like he's okay, how cheap you are.

Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
That's shocking to hear you because he's talking about someone.
Oh yeah, this is me. If he is talking about
himself would be much different. Please, I saw what he
can you imagine.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
If Jonas missed the sale at Ross Stress for less,
he would be so frustrated about it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
I can still remember one I missed. I swear to god,
I saw on my life. I swear to God. And
I remember my mom telling me, I think we're going
to regret that. Oh, because it was there.

Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
What was it?

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
What was the sale? Do you pass up?

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
It was a jacket.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
It was a jacket that was like nine dollars. And
her and I were looking through Ross, and I still
I remember this moment. She's like, well, let's just you know,
we'll come back. I was like okay, and then we
went back like a week later.

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
It was not there. Oh that's gone. It's gone that day,
It's gone, like minutes.

Speaker 6 (01:03:33):
I love watching LeVar look at you as you tell us.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
He's so full. I'm not even I'm not even making
that story out on everything I remember her telling me specifically. Yeah, listen,
you know, sometimes when you want something, maybe you just
have to jump right then and there. I was like, oh, okay,
that's a good point. Let lesson learn. But I still
remember that Ross dress for less thousand oaks still there
by the.

Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
Way them defects on them, them clothes, Like if you
could find one that just had that, just that slight defect,
you were good.

Speaker 6 (01:04:06):
You were good.

Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
It's like, oh, it's a starter. Well, mister Pittsburgh Penguins, right,
there's no, there's no iron pins, not this one. That's
a different sport. It's like those the liquor store glasses
you get, they're not Oakley's, they're OKI's. No. Hell, I

(01:04:29):
swear to god, why.

Speaker 6 (01:04:30):
Are you chimming on on?

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
This?

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
Wouldn't leave you?

Speaker 6 (01:04:32):
Am I making that up?

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
Like you get fake glasses at a liquor store, Oh, yeah,
I get them all the time.

Speaker 9 (01:04:39):
You get the the ray band, fake, the fake ray band. Yeah,
that's the best