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Clayt Travis Click Travis. Clay Travis Click Travis can't support
democracy in China? What a complete and total coward. Why
do you say that? Because it's accurate. Thank you for
six years of outkicked the coverage. Man, I'm so unbelievably
proud of you. We look back. I think I could
have made billions of dollars writing advertising copy, not saying
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I'm a genius. I slept two and a half hours.
I got a crap But three point foul call with
two point five seconds left? Is it too much to
ask for the g D phones to work? God? I
can't deal with it. That's what you missed so far
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on the show. You're just waking up across the country.
Our phones are down, my life is ruined. My team sucks.
I don't want to be negative, but I see no
reason for optimism. I am very close to retiring as
a sports fan. I just I don't think it's worth
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it anymore. As I was laying in bed, staring at
the ceiling, dealing with yet another collapse. Excruciating way to
lose a basketball game, Purdue beats Tennessee on a foul call.
I am completely and thoroughly average. I'm not that bad.
I'm not that good. That is the single worst blown
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call I have ever seen in a major game. The
NFL's own failure gave the Rams a trip to the
super Bowl. That is completely unjustified. It's impossible to miss
a call worse than the NFL missed a call on
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Sunday in the Superdome. If you are a Saints fan
right now, you should be completely sick to your stomach.
You should still be unable to hardly stomach what you
saw take place. If you are Sean Payton, if you
are Drew Brees, if you are anybody on that football team,
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the way that game went down is thoroughly unacceptable. I
have big nipples. You say that you can answer questions
because you're not a doctor or anyone connected with them.
You don't think that I should try being is a
Petri dish that probably has been exposed to wag more
people who travel and people for mother's country than the
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majority of the people. Yes, I think people should be careful.
I don't think they should be going around the elderly
unless say, absolutely, are you a doctor? I don't think
that nor not. Okay, so you hold on. You just
called it. Hold on, stop, you just called it to
a radio show. Hold on, you just called it to
a radio show and started telling people what they should
do about the buyers? Is day? What day? Is it? Thursday?
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I can't even remember. Uh, I'm here. I'm always here,
so that I am going to be on the radio
for three hours. Yes, this is my show. I'm here,
can you hear me? I I am very tipted right
now to get into my car, drive to the studio
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in Nashville and choked to death. Whoever is in charge
of our technology. I don't care about Europe. I don't
care about Mexico. I don't care about Canada. I care
about America. Rick, we're gonna have two time zones. Suck
it up, quit being a loser. Who's up next? We
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have got a guy who's sitting down with us now
here soon, who has been through a lot of these
different games over the years. For fifty three years, he
has been working as the now l a RAM equipment manager.
Super Bowl fifty three also going on. Do you remember
the first Super Bowl? Vaguely? Yeah? We're talking with Chip
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Rank fifty three years. This is a pretty amazing story
to be associated with the NFL and to have spent
the time as you have. What's what's the most difficult
make do you've ever had? Well, the quarterback Mr Brocklin,
he um, he always can fight it in me that
the pants was just too tight. Yeah, so I when
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I washed him, I put softball down there and so
I went drive it would give him a little room.
He was happy with that. Yeah, it was all good.
My arm is killing me. But um, other than that,
not not really a whole lot. M hm, Oh god,
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play we're talking your friends at lock it. Oh my god, Hello,
you just faked a heart attack five on the air
with me. I honestly had no idea. You guys got me.
I'm like, I had no idea what to do. So
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that was good? Oh that is that is unbelievable. Somebody's
on the phone line for us right now. I'd literally
thought you just died on the air, and I was like, well,
this is gonna be tough to explain. I don't know.
I go to break too. I I don't know what
I do. Oh my god, didn't see any coming. I
didn't want it. I didn't want it. You're not a
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good look at girl. I don't want to who do
we have on? I literally thought he died and I
was like, man, this is probably gonna go viral. He
I don't know. I don't know what I was supposed
to do, Like r I don't know CPR. That was unfilly.
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We have Rachel five am on the West coast just
to set me up for this. Were up prepping for this.
But what if were you hoping that I was gonna do?
Were you hoping I was gonna go mount them out there? Yeah?
I don't see my reactions because I was like, I
don't know what to do. You don't know what if
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you want? We gonna cut it off right about there.
We'll hit that when we come back. But first baseball
season's here that this spring, may your barbecues be filled
with family, fun and delicious. Farmer John meets Farmer John
may have started in southern California, but now the whole
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country knows about Irish brothers Francis and Bernard Cloherty's expertise
with a knife. They started with just a few pork bellies,
and thanks to Farmer John's world famous Dodger dogs, look
at them now, by far the most delicious stadium hot dog.
If you ask lots of people out there who have
been all over Major League Baseball, they're now available in
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all participating a MPM store locations. Take it from the
a MPM Tomb dog tomb Dodger dogs are too much stuff.
Didn't you say you hated these things last Friday? No,
I love them. I'm gonna be looking for a mouth
watering Dodger dog this spring, and you should be to
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com to find a location near you. Dodgers are not
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you Dodge Your fans are optimistic saying that they're definitely
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car buying experience. Clay, I don't like you being mad,
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especially early in the morning. What is the date on
the calendar? April fool? Oh, you guys got me? Yeah,
shouts out to Scott Shapiro and uh and me. I
wrote that copy yesterday. Alright, alright, you guys got me.
Do you have audio of me ripping you? For no?
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I wish I did um. I wish that Roberto was
recording you off the air there because Clay was furious
right now, I had no idea. I'm so glad that
I can say that's what you get for talking smack
about the legendary Dodger Dog. I've been talking smack about
the Dodger Dog. The only thing we've ever gotten in
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trouble for on this show is when will you rip?
When will you rip? The uh the advertiser? You were
so oh, I was furious, really mad you cut in
the middle of the read. I'm like, well, I know
what I've said about the Dodger Dog, but if they're
gonna pay us a lot of money, then I'll sell out.
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If you pay me enough money. All right, I've been
straightforward about this. If you pay me enough money, I
will one billion percent say you're progative good even if
I hate it. And if you have an issue with that,
have an issue with capitalism, all right, Like I don't.
I don't get to just come on and just say
what products I like. I advertise whatever people are willing
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to spend money with on the show. That's how the
business works. So uh Like, I was like, I guess
I'm gonna say that Dodge your dogs are great. Now
I out because it was supposed to say I love
Dodge your dogs. I've put a note above the commercial
read that says please read verbatim. And so Clay gets
to the part where he's supposed to say it's the
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best stadium hot dog he's ever had, and you changed
that part, but you read the rest of him. Yeah,
I changed. I didn't lie. I mean, it's not very good.
The Dodger dog is the most overrated stadium food I've
ever had in my career as a sports fan. I
just love so listen to I interrupt Clay during his
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red which is a no no, you know, and it
reminded him that he talked trash about the Dodger dog
on Friday. So we go to commercial break and during
the commercial plays like, why would you do that? You
know what we got in trouble before when you know,
we made fun of a sponsor, and so I'm like, yeah, yeah,
I know, I know, Okay, yeah, sorry, I won't do that.
So we come back and right before the ice Cube song,
I play the clip of Clay dogging the Dodger Dog
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on Friday, and Clay was furious. He's like, what's just played?
Did you not hear what I just said to you?
We we could lose over a hundred thousand dollars. And
then and then Roberto says, your mic is hot, you're
live on here, And I was just gonna flip it
and start talking about Chris have swords ingus like nothing
had happened. That was beautiful. We had the worst copy ever,
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made the worst advertising copy ever a few years ago.
I don't maybe not even a few. Do you remember?
Do you remember what the name of that movie was? Oh? No,
I know what you're talking about, though, it Yeah it was.
It was. It was an awful movie. And whoever wrote
the copy, like the ad for the movie was the
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worst copywriter in the history of mankind. And like I
read it and I was like, does this person speaking English?
Have they graduated from high school? Like this? And anyway,
I made fun of the movie, and they were furious
that I made fun of the movie. By the way,
in that commercial copy, Clay read, everyone knows about the
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Irish brothers Francis and Bernard Clorty's expertise with a knife.
I have no idea they started out with a few
pork bellies. I buy into that. I don't want to
come up with my own. Clay, don't be an idiot.
M Thank you for six years of OutKick the coverage.
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We look back. Oh boy, now it gets fun. I
hate you, Clay Travis because in l A we've been
running your show all week. You don't even know our
first names Eddie, Danny, Robert, Vito. We hate you, Clay Travis.
Can you hear me, Clay, Yes, I swear to God, Clay,
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I'm here talk. I'm going to strangle someone to death
in hell and exhale. All right, here I go, all right,
here we go under way two three? No, this is nine. Oh,
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that's fast. Thank he's cranking him out. Then that's Onney,
it's getting tougher. That's thirty. Come on, you could do it.
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You can do it, all right, that's forty, come on,
you got it. Can control class mug fifty all right,
that's all right, I just did fifty one. I'm a
little bit dizzy, a little bit dizzy standing up right
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now now, Joel, I'm a little bit out of breath.
Now to Joel is gonna be talking trash and trying
to go after my form. Hello, Hello, Dubbed pretending that
he is uh, that he is hispanic in some way
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fair were foul My criticism of dub for his pronunciation
of Roberto comparable to Robert. But slow it down, Robert Roberto, Yeah,
he's that's not Roberto. Okay, if you're just a white guy,
you say Roberto like I did. What in the actual
hell is wrong with this guy? Good stuff makes use
about wite guys there, Sorry, Jason Day, you confuse your
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white guys. Who did you say the first time? Just
oh okay, I didn't even notice Justin and Jason were
the same. Uh, it's a very very white name from Australia.
By the way, that doesn't mean he's not white brown
Day actually not white. No, he's he's brown. Yeah, he's
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not your racist. But not only did you insult Jason Day,
you also well that's racism. You you falsely accused him
of being white. You should apologize to Jason Day. Sorry, Jason,
what is well? Lamar Jackson officially slammed the door on
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the question of who is the m v P in
the NFL this year. He may also have slammed the
door on my chances to win fifteen thousand dollars in
the in the battle with Todd Ferman Fantasy football wise,
I'm even nervous to hit refresh here on the scoreboard
to see how many points that he put up. And
it's not good. Almost fifty points. So much for everybody
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in the everybody on the show who was hoping for
a big Christmas bonus thanks to this fantasy football run.
It ain't gonna be that good. Good morning, I'm eighty
three years old and the Super Bowl have Tad was outstanding.
Shakira has better moved than Jay, Look, but they both
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were good. Sorry, I had we got this panny waste
loser in Connecticut who's sitting around lying about and in
Vietnam and who now feels like he needs to weigh
in on whether we should be back in school. I'm sorry,
I am fed the f up with these losers. I
love you show, but like, I mean, was she was
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she over eighteen? This is not like, oh yeah, she
was over eighteen. And then this is like Beatlemania. All right,
So Danny is telling me my year by the way
that she was only fifteen? Which one the one who
ran on the field stadium, the one at Dodger Stadium?
Oh yeah, yeah, you're in trouble. Hell yeah, she was
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well over eighteen. Yeah, I'm sure telling to the judge.
Social media picture is pretty granny there. Lebraun has picked
up the circus tent and it has followed him wherever
he has gone. Well Braun is the Tom Cruise of
the NBA. Well Braun right now is the star are
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who extends his number of greatness onto every matchup that
he's involved in. He had nothing to do with basketball.
Who's up next? Chris and Kentucky? Chris? What you got
for me? Uh? Yeah, this Chris from Kentucky. And just
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because Daniel Jones went sixth round, don't mean maybe George
is a little bit high. No. I think this is
you know, I think this is a regional thing. I
think you've got all of your your southern, you know,
sec country followers backing you up on this. But if
you talk to the more uh you know, cultured people
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of the of the coasts, they'll they'll tell you that
Chick fil As not allow the the amount of incompetence
up to me. Alabama, any one of you right now,
any one of the three of you in l A
wereked dub back at Nashville. Whoever is able to get
Nawab Chaffat Ali Khan, the most famous tiger hunter in
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all of India on our show, we'll receive a handsome reward.
It will be something more than obsession column. I'm not
gonna tell you what it's gonna be. This has the
potential to be the greatest interview we've ever done. Paul
PAVs has called in from the Dan Patrick Show. Hey,
I gotta run right now because we just booked the
Tiger Killer. I swear, I swear to God. If you
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guys get the tiger Killer from India on I'm firing
everybody on this show. We are so close to getting him.
He is in the field, according to his manager. Three
hours ago he went out in his jeep to the field,
which is why he wasn't there at the office. So
we have his management's number. He also asked for a
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formal email with our phone numbers. I sent that off
to him. He's telling me that he's going to forward
that email to Nawab's phone and he will then set
up a live interview on the air with Nawab. This
will be incredible. You will deserve a reward. Do we
know what the time zone issues are in India right now?
What time is it there? It is the five pm
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our there right now, all right, so they're a day
basically ahead of us. They are like twelve hours ahead
of us ish right now in India. So we would
get him wide in the afternoon after a day of
tiger hunting exactly. You never know what you're gonna get
on this show. We have now Nawab chaffat Ali Khan,
one of India's most famous tiger hunters. I believe he
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is on the line with us from the tiger hunting
camp in India. Mr Khan, how are you hello? You
are right now? Yes? I appreciate you joining us. Thank
you so much. Uh, you are in a camp hunting
a man eating tiger right now? Correct? Absolutely cool? Yes,
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what is the latest on the tiger hunt? Do you
see this is a fund of the most challenging and
difficult operations of the century where it involves four tigers.
The main man eater is a tiger is called t one,
and she has two cubs which are about ten months old,
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and they have also tasted human flesh. So we have
orders now to try to ardize the mother and the cubs,
and that is not possible to eliminate her by shooting.
You see, once they become man eaters, their body language
changes because man is not a natural prey of any
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of these caps. So if we have to differentiate, we
with my experience, I can make out by seeing a
tiger whether it's a normal tiger or a man eater,
and by this we identify them and I use a
heavy rifle, I use a foriate when Captain Magnum, which
is incidentally an American, happen and uh and we shoot
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them with that. Have you ever come close to being
attacked or harmed by a tiger while trying to kill
one of these men eating tigers? Yes, several times. I
have had very close shapes in my life. This is
the most deadly tiger that I'm working on. You're walking
with a rifle ready and a ground in the chamber
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and you're following a manator expecting a charge any moment.
That is the only thing that's been done in this country,
and we continue to do that. I could be a pleasure,
UM talking to my brothers in America, and I assure you,
once this operation was over, I'll come over to America
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for a life show with you. Oh oh nowab Chaffat
Ali Khan. We can't wait to get an update. Stay safe, sir.
We appreciate the time, and I can't wait to talk
to you again. Thank you so much. Gotten me not
gonna lie. That's the greatest interview I've ever done in
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the history of my radio career. Major rewards coming for
Danny g for making that happen. Goodbye. You're didn't anticipate
this guest at Peter Underscore King. I want to give
Peter credit for coming on. Why do you not like me? Uh?
I don't really know you. Why do you just like
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the things that you have seen that I have said? Yeah,
I mean you know talking about the current uh state
of this country. Um, time after time, day after day,
you minimized the coronavirus. You know you did it for months,
or I should say you did it for weeks at least.
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I mean at one point in the last couple of
weeks I went back and read your Twitter timeline and
it lasted for a long time. You want to give
credit to the governors, and you know you can say
Andrew Cuomo did a good job. You might even be
able to say Rondo Santis did a good job because
the numbers are not very bad. I would not say
I absolutely would not say that Rond de Santis City. Okay,
but my question is day late and short. Yeah, no
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is my mic on um. Limbaugh is the most influential
radio person of all time now taking over for Rush
Limbaugh Clay. It's an honor. You have a great show.
You have been an incredible gift to all of us.
You're you're a dumbass, so I want to say how
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stupid you sound, and you look stupid as you look,
so goodbye. It's a lot of fun. It's a good stuff.
I love all of you out there that are listening.
The crew has been absolutely fantastic. I can't tell you
enough how much fun I have had over the last
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six years talking with you. Every single morning. I considered
it to be I thought I was gonna make it
a great privilege. That's what the past six years has been.
It really has been an incredible privilege to get to
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start so many of your days, finished so many of
your days. It's an honor that you guys chose to
spend your time with us, and I hope that many
of you will choose to spend your time with us
going forward. I'm excited about the new opportunity as sitting
in Russia's chair, but I will never forget all the
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fun we've had together. It's been the ride of my
sports life. This is OutKick