June 22, 2022 • 38 mins
Jonas, Brady and LaVar propose a universal change to golf that might fix the sport. The Old P, Petros Papadakis shares his fear of vermin and disdain for USC giving away Carson Palmer’s number 3 to Jordan Addison. Plus, the daily edition of the BQ News.
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tuning into the show, A little bit of everything this morning.
Uh Deshaun Watson has settled twenty of two only four cases.
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Rob Gronkowski has retired UM Notre Dame was unfortunately eliminated
from the College Baseball World Series. And I know money
must be doing good for baseball too down in Texas. Huh. Yeah,
well they've got to beat Oklahoma now, at least in
that that portion of the bracket. You know, they got
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some studs, man, those centers are good. We also had
a bat in the studio that Lee killed. Yeah, lately
killed it. Unfortunately. It claims to be an accident. Said
it was an accident, but well, at the crime scene,
definitely it was a murder. Yeah. Well, at least you
guys probably disposed of it in the proper manner, right, Yeah,
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I mean you saw the evidence. It looked like it
was wrapped up in some paper towels and then just
set outside on one of those tables. Did you did
you put it in the in the trash can? Lee?
Is the trash can still in the studio? Put it
in its naturally? Put it on that mulch out front.
Where'd you put it? Lee? It's in a trash can
in the studio. No, it's not in the studio. Take
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its course, man, somewhat have strolled by and picked it up.
Did we figure out where the drill and the Clorox
wipes came from the drill was in one of the
other I was chasing. Yeah, I'm trying to scare it
with the drill. No, it's good if it got close
to me. You know, I'm surgical with this, you know.
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So I just that bat got near me. It was
going to go down, but unfortunately, uh Lee killed it.
So so there's that mark, that one up for. How
are your how are your emotions right now? Man? Are
you still running on high or have you walked it off?
I feel I feel bad. The adrenaline was running. I
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was trying to save the bat and the adrenaline was running.
Unfortunately things went south for the bat. Yeah yeah, yeah,
sure a little shook. But we'll get through this together.
And the best part is we got Petros coming up
in about fifteen minutes, so I'm sure he'll have some
thoughts on how to handle the bat in studio. Maybe
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we can ask him to to say it in Mike
Bone the Bone Arino. Yeah, you can say so, Brady,
you've got a um, how do you fix golf? All? Right? Like, like,
what are we looking at here? I'm not recommending something
in regards to the PGA Tour and the Live Tour
and that whole deal. I'm talking about more something that
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you've you've been seeing from a kind of time to time,
like Augusta is tearing up the thirteenth hole to extend
it and make it longer, like what's happened in this sport.
And it's kind of similar just along the thought process
of basketball, with the way the game has played, so
many threes being taken, almost to the point where you're like,
all right, this has changed the way people play the game.
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Is it for the better? Well, golf has become a
sport where guys are launching balls, so are and it's
getting to the point where they're looking at trying to
extend courses. But there's always so much real estate out there.
There's only only so much you can do. And so
I was talking with a buddy about, you know what,
what could you do to limit that? And one of
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the things was like, why at every other sport is
the ball provided to the players get In golf, they
get to bring their own, They get their I get
to have their own specific ball to hit and play
around with, instead of having like one unified, like one
ball that they all have to play with that's provided
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by the Live Tour or the PGA Tour that maybe
is that doesn't have restrictions on it, but doesn't go
as far and fly as far and all that. Like
I was kind of thinking about. I was like, that's
a it's an interesting point that in every other sport,
like you're not bringing out your own ball, your own puck,
your own whatever to play In golf, it's only sport
where you do. And if you're a professional, you should
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be able to adapt and adjust to that all way
better with the technology that you have than an amateur
out there. So I don't know. I just as things
have kind of progressed in the golf world everyone's worried about,
like the PGA two and the Live Tour, there's other
concerns that they have with the sport right now, one
of them being the fact that these courses can't hold
up with the way technology has been able to change
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the game. With how far guys are hitting shots, you know,
how often do they change? So is it every day?
Like if you're watching a tournament and it's you know,
four rounds, is it after every round they're moving the
whole around or do they just determined, Hey, that was
a little bit too easy that day, so let's move
it a little bit the next day. Like as far
as the main placement goes, yeah, the pin for sure,
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but as far as like were the t off from
you can only go pack so far. You're not going
to make a new tea box during the course of
that round. I mean, I I just I don't. I
think there's a let when you're watching the US Open.
Were you all in on the US Open this year? Like,
like knowing that the players that were and and they're
great stories and and Zalator is trying to finally win one.
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But when you're watching the US Open in the final round,
are you all in and invested like you would be
had you if Phil Mickelson was in it, or Tiger
or Brooks Keepka or Dustin Johnson, Like it does feel
like there's Keepica wasn't it wasn't it? Well, those those
guys aren't that they're not excluded from it. The U
S Opens not a PGA Tour event, the U s
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g A events, so they were a part of it, um,
But I mean Tiger wasn't. But again there there's there's
other guys like that. That's remember we talked about that yesterday.
Like the Master's US Open, those things will always be
allowed to have guys even from the Live Tour complain
it the The only the biggest question to answer is
if you're asking, like will a sport You heard of
these guys leaving, Like, yeah, potentially, but I still feel
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like they've got a fair amount of fans who just
like watching good golf, And the PGA Tour is still
the only thing right now whether you have TV RICE
to be able to watch that during the course the
season every weekend because it's only the Live Tour is
only available on YouTube, correct, and I believe streaming right now? Yeah? Wait,
what's that? Huh? What are you guys talking to me? Oh?
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I'm sorry. Where you gotta finish or where you're done
with this? I mean Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods? Yeah whatever.
I just was patiently waiting for you guys to finish. No,
I didn't. I didn't know if you had a thought
on the the the ball and the I mean exclusive
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use of your own ball at a tournament. I mean,
I mean, I guess bowling you bring your own balls,
that you do something else that's like the only other
sport I can think of m I don't know. I mean, yeah,
why wouldn't you be able to Why wouldn't they say,
all right, you can use whatever club you want, but
you've got to use one ball and the ball is
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designed by I mean, that's been a complaint with Major
League Baseball that because you've got to use their balls.
Things change from time to time. But at least just
like I can't even much rather throw my balls than
somebody else's. Well, I mean, the problem is obviously for
the advertisement, like if you don't if you don't have
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your own balls, you're not gonna be able to average,
like you get the advertising money from it. If you
guys remember that again, not to bring up Tiger again
for LaVar, do you remember the put We're like he
was playing the Nike balls back when I actually made
them back then, and it rolled and it literally stopped
perfectly right before the cup with the Nike sign and
then dropped in. It was it was like the best
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advertisement in the history of sports, or maybe at least
four for golf in that respect, But that was something
where like that moment isn't gonna happen if if the
tour is the one that actually provides the balls to
these players and they're probably losing out on that money
because that matters. But again, I don't know, do you
think players would bitch if the PGA Tour said we're
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using one universal ball? So like, and I just wonder
is the PGA Tour too rigid to want to make
any sort of changes because they do feel like, this
is what we do, this is how we do things,
and you know, we're not really likely to change very
much based on you know, whatever, you know, public perception
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or opinion is, which is why the live tour I
think is interesting because maybe it forces them to change
the way they do things or normally would do things.
But I wouldn't be I wouldn't be opposed to that.
If they said, listen, use whatever club you want. You're
sponsored by titlist Uh was it Cleveland or or Cleveland whatever.
Some of these these clubs are tailor made, but you're
using one ball. It's a universal ball, and that's the
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way we're gonna play this thing. Yeah, maybe that would
even things up, Maybe that would make things a little.
People think like this so far that the technology and
golf balls have come along, people would say that you
could use a club from like the seventies, but if
you use today's ball, that would be the biggest difference maker. Really. Yeah,
then as opposed to like using a ball from the
nineties early two thousand's and then compared to today's balls,
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Like that's how far the technology has come, at least
in regards to the golf ball itself. So yeah, I
mean listen as long as tigers in it, I think, lamar, Well,
the problem is, like these guys are really specific about
the balls they like to hit. Like there's there's one
PGA tour player he plays like a pro v one
from like a decade ago, Like they make that specific
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prov one and style for him. So the problem is
like they if they go this route, it would be
a route where you're probably looking at more guys saying,
all right, how much are they paying for the live tour? Yeah,
like maybe I will go over there for a little bit. Yeah,
what what animal would you ever rather have growing up?
A rabbit or a guinea pig? It was a Richard
gear like it. Never mind, Jones is the one who
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tells that story. Jonas tells that story. Give me once
or twice a show. There you go tell that story.
Get me first today now, not putting me on an
island here. Listen, I don't know if you're want to
inform me up that what about Richard Gear there's just
there's about what again? Yeah, there you go, Jonas about
what this is? This is right in LaVar's real some
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hide and seek. This is not in my wheelhouse. Well
I'm sorry, not like that. I mean more like a
celebrity sorry, so I thought, yes, please the celebrity news
of gossip people are always up to date on I mean,
I'm in that part of it all. By the way,
you want to know how he did that golf topic,
LaVar was if we wanted a rabbit or a gerbil
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growing up? I say, you know, it's crazy. I had
to two gerbils growing up at one point, and I
wouldn't you lose one of them? I would totally. So
now all three of you got me today, All right,
let's go to no, no, no, I'm not a part
of this part of this. Got outside or something that
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was my rabbit but okay, okay, got stuck a crevice cane.
By the way, canajo was rabbit and Spanish for those
of you wonder that is right. I live in the
Canajo Valley. A lot of rabbits where I'm at. Yeah,
what's hyper rabbits? Uh, rabbits to get eaten by the coyotes? Uh?
Those kind of raps. Did they get caught out of coyote? Yeah,
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but they're wild rabbits. They probably kill the coyotes when
they when they eat them. But but again, there's some
rabbits out there that to give a coyote a run
for his money. No, definitely, those jack rabbits are not
a game. Man. Have you ever seen a jack rabbit
in person? Uh? No, man, they look like small dogs
really all. They're big as hell? Are they harry or
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in store. You know what today's show needs, Grammys. It
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needs the old p That's what it needs. It needs
Petros Papa Kis who is back. If this show has
been off the rails already, don't worry. Petros is going
to take us in another direction. He's yours coming up
next here on fs are be sure to catch live
editions of Two Pros and a Cup of Joe with
Brady Quinn, LaVar Errington and Jonas Knocks weekdays at six
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am Eastern three am Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and
the I Heart Radio. Guess what he's here, folks, The
old p is in the building. Petros Papa kis the
co host of the Petros and Money Show on the
Blowtorch AM five seventy l A Sports. He's a Fox
College Football analyst, and he's our friend Pee. What's happening?
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Hell morning, Good morning, Hello to everybody. Good morning, Petros. Hey,
are you going to the passing Tournament on Saturday? I
am not. Is there a passing tournament? I love passing tournament.
You should come. It's a usc It's a USC one
seven on seven. Yeah, yeah, you should come. The running
back just goes up to the line of scrimmage and
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hunkers down. Well, I've been preparing for running backs all
all weeks so far. So in the flat round, Texas round.
You know what they're the wheel. You want to know
what they're doing these days. It's real, it's it's I
think it's called a slice the Armies. Well, yeah, so
what they're doing is they're overloading. They're creating a full
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flow to to the open side of the field and
they're picking. Can you imagine this, old p they're picking
you with two receivers from the side, and then that
third guy in motion, they're they're sending him out to
the flat and they're flaring the bay. They've they've turned
they've turned it into four on three versus you know,
four on three versus their way or five on three
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their way, five on four. Somebody better step up and
make a tackle. Uh, well, you only got to touch them,
You only got to tag them, you should. I'm out
to watch tag. Yeah, come and come hang No, come
to hang with me, pops, Come on, I'm inviting you
to come hang out with me. I don't. It's at
the practice facility where Charter Oh no, no US, but
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all the high school all the high school teams there.
It will be all of them will be there. Oh wow, okay,
I figured you'd be there to come hang with me.
But no, no, I'm might What is Saturday? This Saturday? Yep,
I'll be there all day. All right, maybe we'll do
a hit, you know on the Jonas Not Show. You
know that's a good point. You have a Saturday show?
Oh yeah, you know Saturday. The matter with you? You
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just did an hour and a half on the Blowtorch yesterday. Yeah,
I was. I was the undercard for Petros. That's how
much he loves us. He just needs to do shows
solo with as, all right. And there's nobody in radio
I won't work with. When I was young, I used to.
I used to do a lot of stuff. Yeah. They say,
out work your pay so that you could get more. Okay,
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but let ask you this, Petros, do you know I
mean you work with Matt money Smith. So do you
now look for opportunities to work solo outside of work?
That's what Jonas does. I have. I have too much now.
I mean I have this, and then I have my
Seattle show that I do every week, Softie, and then
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I have yeah. Soft Somebody came up to me like
eighteen years ago in a booth and said, aren't you
Softie Maller, And I said, oh my god, and I
looked up a picture of him and I was just horrified.
We've created a friendship ever since then. It was in
Pullman of all places. Uh So I do these two
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radio hits every week and then uh every once in
a while, I love a friend, asked me, like Steve
Hartman the I Heart Show in the morning show in
San Diego, you got I went on there yesterday, But
normally no, I don't. I don't seek out a lot
of like, hey, you better have me on to talk
about this. You're now we're going to get that text Hartman,
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by the way, yeahs we are baby. Um. But Petros,
we had a bat flying around in the studio, a
real one or like a Bay Area tool like bat,
a real bat? Now, how would you have hit? What's
Mark Weller just walking around? I think we did hear
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him say that. We did hear the bats say that. Wow,
it's still still had life and its body. What's the
weirdest thing you've seen in stud and let's try and
keep it cleaning? Go on? Can we wait for a second, Petros,
how would you have handled a bat in studio during
a live air like never coming never coming back? You
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would have left the studio. Yeah, I have a real
problem with my s rats, bats. My wife has life.
You're from where I'm from. We come from the same
community in many ways. Yeah, I didn't learned to swim
for a long huh in our pool. I guess we
poisoned rats around here. I live in a very wooded area,
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so there's a lot of rats and mice and birds
and all kinds of crap. And every once in a
while a rattle end up dead in my pool, and
my wife has to you know, I freak out and
handle it. I can't handle it. I just don't spiders.
I do the spiders for her, and she does the
rats and mice for I. Just I just I lose,
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you know what happened to me? I actually listen down
here in this basement that I have, I have this
uh this like underground room, but it has windows, you know,
up at the top, and it's where I do all
my stuff. I have my computer, my setup, the stupid
thing that looks kind of funny on camera behind me,
and my microphone where I'm talking to you guys. Now,
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I have a wet bar refrigerator. You know, I've got
it going on down here, and one day, you know,
I got I come down here really early in the
morning like this and times. And I came down here
and I stepped on it was inside a blanket and
I stepped on a mouse under my foot. Did you
hear it? I went, I got in bed and did
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not come out of bed for till five out for
five hours until my wife came and asked me what
was wrong, and I told her to go down and
take care of the problem. Did you scream? Oh, it
was like the silent screen was worse. It was so
bad no sound came out. Yeah, but I did kill
it under my foot, which was sad barefoot, like a
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fair foot. It was like four in the morning and
it was just bad. And then the other day, the
pool like one of those things that like vacuums around
the pool, you know, with a tube, and uh, I
pulled that up because it had stopped and there was
like a rat stuck in the no and then I
just I threw it and ran back into the house
and wouldn't come out, you know, same same d years
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old rats. West Coast rats have way longer tails than
East Coast rats. I don't know what that's about. But
the biggest rats in the world, the biggest rats on Earth.
I am convinced living the planters outside of Crypto dot
Com Arena formerly known as Staples Center, that thing is
a real Those Hollywood hot dogs yeah yeah, the Danger dogs. Yeah,
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grown grown as rats, They're huge. I mean the people
that are serving those up on the carts. Man, you
gotta get rid of the river rats hitting that that
uh that alleghany man. Oh yeah, yeah, well I've seen
the Monoga I mean look, I'll be honest New York City.
Come on, rats in New York City they look like raccoons.
I swear to God. I saw one and I really
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looked at my wife last time I was there. I go,
was that a rat? I mean it literally looked like
a faro catarract. It was gigantic that literally you could
have checked that in one of those little carry on
cases like up cat barrel cat. Yeah pretty much. Yeah,
well yeah outdoor cat Pharaoh. I mean absolute monster. I
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mean they're as well fed as I think you'll find
in the country. When you think about the catacomb buildings
of the world and how many vermin are in them,
it makes you want to die. And that's been known
to carry off dogs and cats. Now can we go
back to the original question. Joash was trying to ask
the what is the weirdest thing that's ever happened while
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you've been in the studio to me? Yeah, yeah, like
in regards to animal keep it. I don't know. I've
never seen an I get upset if somebody brings their
dog to work a weird and weird intruder, weird behavior
in a Rich's wife used to try to bring her
dog to USC practice and I went absolutely bonkers. What
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is he a dog issue? Or what? What sounds like animals? Well? No,
I like I don't mind animals. I'm really allergic to dogs.
But that's not why to me, like, you don't bring
your dog to a football practice, like that field is
not for you to show off the mascot. I don't care. Well,
if it's your mascot in your A and M and
it's that needle nosed dog. Yeah, they smoke the bulldog
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that you get that that like big farting, fat faced bulldog. Yeah.
Why is uh? Why is rich eyes AND's wife at
a USC practice? She was a she was a reporter,
Like she was trying to like, look at my dog.
Oh my god, I've got my dog, you know. And
I went crazy. I went on the air. I put
Pete Carroll on and I said, how could you let
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this continue? I was like twenty three. I went absolutely
funk wild, made an enemy of poor Rich Eyes. And
what a shame? Such a nice guy, like, such a
great guy, so beloved in our business. Was was this
when you were at the station that's now a Mandarin station?
It's Korean? Now back to Spanish high on the dial top.
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By the way, I was at those those studios in
Santa Monica by the airport. Probably some rats around those studios.
Dare you ateist? Elitist thousand oaks. Ruling class is Rich
Eyes and not liked. No, jeez, I don't know. I
asked somebody, what do you What do you mean? I
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don't like him? Yeah? Why is a douche? Where's people out?
I can tell you know? He wears people out like
where it's like if somebody shows up that does something good,
like he'll be like, hey this you No, I've never
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liked Rich eyesend, now that I think about it. I
made a negative comment about Michigan when he had me
on and he got all but hurt. I literally don't
think I've been on since Yeah, huge, Yeah, I'm sorry
you dude that I've always said this, it's a big
deal us. Well, whenever you list yourself as a former comedian,
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that's there's trouble. You know, as a former comedian. It's
like he's not funny anymore. What happened? Tell us, I've
been spoken to the guy in years, but they tried
to Uh, they tried. They tried to sue me or
threatened to sue me for the dog issue. Man, Yeah,
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your boy liners threatened to threaten litigation against me, Brandy's boy.
That wouldn't be the first time. I have a standard
letter I send back. It's got two words on it.
The last word dos hees back and forth between off
and you thank you? Oh sorry? Yeah? Yeah yeah. If
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we can't do real radio and call a douche douche,
then what's the point? Like, if I can't call out
somebody who makes a million dollars a year, then what's
the point of doing this. Yeah, we've reached we've reached
a time where we're paying people twenty million dollars a
year to to call football games. But that doesn't mean
I'm gonna change my tomb because I don't make no
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twenty million dollars a year to call football game. Is
being a douche prerequisite to being paid that much? It's
a great question. Well, there's a saying in the Bible
right that it's it's harder to get through It's harder
for a camel to get through the eye of a
needle than for a rich man to get into heaven. Uh,
what's so, what's what's parable from? It's from the Old
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I believe it's from the Old test A lot of
people of them, you know, you always say old tests
me because no one reads the Old test Me anymore. No, no, dude,
it's some real guys. I can explain this to you
if you just you know, the people's lack of Biblical
knowledge is unbelievable. Anyway. Uh, the eye of the needle
was actually the the eye of a needle was actually
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a metaphor for a very narrow opening that occurs in
a place. Oh, it's a New Testament. It is a
it's a Jesus New Testament quote. But anyway, a lot
of people take a literal Brady, And here's the problem. Uh,
for a camel to get through the eye of a needle,
which is a small opening in a town, you know,
on the walls of a town. Uh, it has to
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get on its knees and be humble. The penitent man
kneels before God, so you must have a great deal
of humility. Like the best broadcaster in the world is
probably I an Eagle, and he's too nice of a
guy to be the number one guy for anybody because
he's too humble. He's too great. Like Kevin Harland shouldn't
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have called the NBA finals or the or the conference
finals for T and T that's their super Bowl. And
Marv Albert quit My god, why wasn't it an iron Eagle?
Just too nice of a guy, too humble? Dang a
man dropping science? If I wrong? Jonas, there, you gonna
stop being nice? Jonas? Tell me, am I wrong? Jonas?
Tell me you haven't heard about all the people I'm
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talking about? Yeah, you know. And by the way, oh no, no,
I'm just in an hour with Fred Rogan yesterday. That's all. Well,
come on, the Dean of sport, who doesn't like your
stoked friends fire against my show. You got Fred to
say that they don't care about his show, and they're
never going to organize his special fishing trip. Who wants
to have a fishing trip with listeners. Somebody's gonna drown
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pet Us on that show. You are musty TV, dude.
I used to when I was out there, I would
always I would always tune in. That is my one
night you were you were like holding a pig. Yeah,
well yeah, they used to bring a pig every every
years and shoes. But yeah, like I sent them vans
to me yet that's how I feel, though they haven't
come out yet, the new van, the new Petros and
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money vans. But I will say, asked Brady, I feel
the same way about Big Noon. I watched it religiously.
Was that sarcasm? No, I worked there. I gotta I
gotta come on it. I gotta come on the next
game and be like, hey, it's just like the point
Brady was making earlier today about Colorado State from US.
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If you've watched every minute all right, then did you
see LaVar Arranton's stiff arm of a young in Iowa City.
Of course he did talk. Yes, you know when the
villain walks out into to the into the enemy territory,
as like a guest on the show. I was the
(28:40):
villain of the show. Who's got the video? It was
some random young lady in Iowa, Hawkeye fan of Solivar Arrington.
She was like, boo, but stay not stiff. Oh my god,
here you are. See how hard he still look at you.
It was a straight arm. It was a nice straight arm.
It was more of a bush then it was a
(29:00):
stiff arm. That's fair. Walking out off. Oh yeah, you
pushed her face yeah back, looking at at first, She's like,
hang on, I didn't touch her. Look at this having
on Iowa stiff the hell out of that's done. The
(29:36):
best part was petres No one acknowledged it on the
show and I saw alive and I'm like, what did
he just do? Just face palm that woman. That's like
when a dude walks him into a club and the
heusic plaining. He was like, I love this dude. Some
girl comes up like, hey, no curves, curve that was
(29:58):
That's like a pooty tang. I was in hostile environment, pops.
Hostile environments called for you know, desperate and and extreme measures.
You know what I mean. I feel like pootie tang. Yeah,
it is really underrated on the Tappy Tae. Yeah yeah,
Daddy sat on the Sapota Petros. This was a fun one.
(30:25):
We appreciate it for not asking me about Carson Palmer's number.
Uh yeah, definitely, definitely. We got news that we will
collapse that tell us, tell us what? Yeah, why retired?
If you're gonna ask them, let's go. It is sad, guys,
and the fact that people are defending this and Carson
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Palmer's a dude that lives tucked away in Idaho. He
doesn't work at USC. Back in the day when Mike
Garrett was the A D, they had a kid named
Darnell Being who was a big recruit, big recruit, and
they pulled Mike Garrett's number off, number twenty off of
the wall, and it's set a terrible precedent. But he
was the A D and Pete Carroll hounded him to
(31:10):
do it, and he regrets it to this day. You
don't sit there and brag about your traditions and your
heisman's and wave it around like a helicopter. To give
Carson Palmer's number three to a transfer recruit who's going
to be there for a year, it sets a terrible
precedent before Lincoln Riley even coaches a game at USC,
(31:32):
and the people that are prisoners of the moment when
college football is so much about tradition and history in
the past and your identity with the past is just
mind boggling to me. Just the front running nature of
my alma mater this offseason before they've even won one game,
after giving up sixty three points to u C. L
(31:53):
A and barely fielding a team up at Cal, the
audacity to pull Carson Palmer's number, and people, well, Corson's
okay with what the hell is he supposed to say?
You can't even ask how did it even get to
that point? You can't even entertain it. It's a retired
number that a kid who's been developed by Pitt is
asking for. It is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
(32:14):
Is the most wholesale moment of USC's history that I've seen,
uh in quite some time. And that's saying a lot,
because they've been embarrassing for like twelve years. So I
was shocked about that, and I'm still shocked about it.
And everybody's always you know, how it is with your
alma maters or other schools. The moment that people get
(32:36):
so obsessed with the shiny new recruit and the brand
new potential of what's to come, they're they're willing to
you know, face on their mom Yeah, walking out to
the set, just pick your hand right on somebody's That's
what they did to Carson's face. And you know, and
and and everybody's and everybody's texting me like, well, corson
(32:59):
somebody's cool. It's like, well, what the hell is he
supposed to say? You know, it's the No, you can't
pull my number off. You can't ask that question to
a guy that has this number retired. The only way
you get your number retired at USC is if you
want the freaking heisman. So Charles White, Marcus Allen, O. J. Simpson,
no one ever asked for that one. Uh, I've asked
for thirty two. They don't have some respect for you.
(33:21):
Three eleven, Liner, number five, Reggie Bush. I mean, these
are not numbers that should be available to anybody. And
I was just I was dumbfounded by this story. The
fact that, uh, same with the Lincoln Riley buying a
twenty million dollar house fifty minutes away from campus. USC's
promoting this like this is something that they're using to
promote themselves in the summertime, and it's like, is this really?
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This is who you guys are before you even play
a game. I was a little disappointed, to say the least. Yeah,
but not as much as when I saw shoes to
bring that dog out getting over. That's a service dog.
Chew the old Petros. Let's do it again next week.
(34:05):
Always fun. I have a needle, guys, m Saturday, there
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Let's go to the news tests. Here's Brady Quinn. Oh yeah, well,
aforties in Arizona. They're looking for a woman who apparently
is upset that her fries at her spicy nuggets. We're
(35:53):
not very spicy ads the Casa Grande police department, Um,
they're they're trying to fill uh this uh this this
woman who apparently assaulted a few people over these lack
of spice in the nuggets. So it was clearly this
she's kind of sided with you, Jonas. She's a big
spice fan, yelling at employees, trying to get them to
(36:14):
fix the order it would not happen, and now the
authorities are out to get her. Wow, I mean those
nuggets worth that worth your freedom? I mean, I mean
I've had Wendy spicy nuggs. They're pretty good. I mean,
you got to be one greedy fool. How many coming
yourself into legal trouble off of your six? You're fast
(36:38):
food not being hot enough? Yea, so six coming in
we're going to jail over it? Yeah? Not hot though,
like spicy. I'm just saying, are you going to jail
if they're not spicy enough? I mean, like I'm really
about to start shopping people around spice X. Yeah. I
would just say, I mean, if you're ordering spicy nuggets
and six come to an order it reminds me of
(37:00):
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the dollars ship smooth shaves, six stainless steel blades for
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Dollar Shape Club razors are sold of Dollar Shape Club
dot com or in stores. Listen, she got a little aggressive,
she was she was angry, all right, and if you
don't get her order right, she's gonna let it be
(37:20):
known that. All right. I think it's fine. So you're
telling me if the spice doesn't live up to your expectations,
you're okay with that, even though you just let us
on this this journey about you using a stroller and
making it up to go in an elevator and then
try to go find a bathroom. And here's what here's
(37:42):
what they need to do. They should have some ghost
pepper sauce and say you really wanted spicy, and then
throw that in there and say, all right, have fun
with this. What they said really do is make or
eat them in a dark room and go upside or
hit and and turn the lights back on, be like,
don't the nuggets got something? I'm real? Hits, they got
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tuning into the show, A little bit of everything this morning.
Uh Deshaun Watson has settled twenty of two only four cases.
(01:01):
Rob Gronkowski has retired UM Notre Dame was unfortunately eliminated
from the College Baseball World Series. And I know money
must be doing good for baseball too down in Texas. Huh. Yeah,
well they've got to beat Oklahoma now, at least in
that that portion of the bracket. You know, they got
(01:22):
some studs, man, those centers are good. We also had
a bat in the studio that Lee killed. Yeah, lately
killed it. Unfortunately. It claims to be an accident. Said
it was an accident, but well, at the crime scene,
definitely it was a murder. Yeah. Well, at least you
guys probably disposed of it in the proper manner, right, Yeah,
(01:43):
I mean you saw the evidence. It looked like it
was wrapped up in some paper towels and then just
set outside on one of those tables. Did you did
you put it in the in the trash can? Lee?
Is the trash can still in the studio? Put it
in its naturally? Put it on that mulch out front.
Where'd you put it? Lee? It's in a trash can
in the studio. No, it's not in the studio. Take
(02:06):
its course, man, somewhat have strolled by and picked it up.
Did we figure out where the drill and the Clorox
wipes came from the drill was in one of the
other I was chasing. Yeah, I'm trying to scare it
with the drill. No, it's good if it got close
to me. You know, I'm surgical with this, you know.
(02:28):
So I just that bat got near me. It was
going to go down, but unfortunately, uh Lee killed it.
So so there's that mark, that one up for. How
are your how are your emotions right now? Man? Are
you still running on high or have you walked it off?
I feel I feel bad. The adrenaline was running. I
(02:48):
was trying to save the bat and the adrenaline was running.
Unfortunately things went south for the bat. Yeah yeah, yeah,
sure a little shook. But we'll get through this together.
And the best part is we got Petros coming up
in about fifteen minutes, so I'm sure he'll have some
thoughts on how to handle the bat in studio. Maybe
(03:10):
we can ask him to to say it in Mike
Bone the Bone Arino. Yeah, you can say so, Brady,
you've got a um, how do you fix golf? All? Right? Like, like,
what are we looking at here? I'm not recommending something
in regards to the PGA Tour and the Live Tour
and that whole deal. I'm talking about more something that
(03:32):
you've you've been seeing from a kind of time to time,
like Augusta is tearing up the thirteenth hole to extend
it and make it longer, like what's happened in this sport.
And it's kind of similar just along the thought process
of basketball, with the way the game has played, so
many threes being taken, almost to the point where you're like,
all right, this has changed the way people play the game.
(03:53):
Is it for the better? Well, golf has become a
sport where guys are launching balls, so are and it's
getting to the point where they're looking at trying to
extend courses. But there's always so much real estate out there.
There's only only so much you can do. And so
I was talking with a buddy about, you know what,
what could you do to limit that? And one of
(04:15):
the things was like, why at every other sport is
the ball provided to the players get In golf, they
get to bring their own, They get their I get
to have their own specific ball to hit and play
around with, instead of having like one unified, like one
ball that they all have to play with that's provided
(04:35):
by the Live Tour or the PGA Tour that maybe
is that doesn't have restrictions on it, but doesn't go
as far and fly as far and all that. Like
I was kind of thinking about. I was like, that's
a it's an interesting point that in every other sport,
like you're not bringing out your own ball, your own puck,
your own whatever to play In golf, it's only sport
where you do. And if you're a professional, you should
(04:57):
be able to adapt and adjust to that all way
better with the technology that you have than an amateur
out there. So I don't know. I just as things
have kind of progressed in the golf world everyone's worried about,
like the PGA two and the Live Tour, there's other
concerns that they have with the sport right now, one
of them being the fact that these courses can't hold
up with the way technology has been able to change
(05:20):
the game. With how far guys are hitting shots, you know,
how often do they change? So is it every day?
Like if you're watching a tournament and it's you know,
four rounds, is it after every round they're moving the
whole around or do they just determined, Hey, that was
a little bit too easy that day, so let's move
it a little bit the next day. Like as far
as the main placement goes, yeah, the pin for sure,
(05:41):
but as far as like were the t off from
you can only go pack so far. You're not going
to make a new tea box during the course of
that round. I mean, I I just I don't. I
think there's a let when you're watching the US Open.
Were you all in on the US Open this year? Like,
like knowing that the players that were and and they're
great stories and and Zalator is trying to finally win one.
(06:04):
But when you're watching the US Open in the final round,
are you all in and invested like you would be
had you if Phil Mickelson was in it, or Tiger
or Brooks Keepka or Dustin Johnson, Like it does feel
like there's Keepica wasn't it wasn't it? Well, those those
guys aren't that they're not excluded from it. The U
S Opens not a PGA Tour event, the U s
(06:27):
g A events, so they were a part of it, um,
But I mean Tiger wasn't. But again there there's there's
other guys like that. That's remember we talked about that yesterday.
Like the Master's US Open, those things will always be
allowed to have guys even from the Live Tour complain
it the The only the biggest question to answer is
if you're asking, like will a sport You heard of
these guys leaving, Like, yeah, potentially, but I still feel
(06:48):
like they've got a fair amount of fans who just
like watching good golf, And the PGA Tour is still
the only thing right now whether you have TV RICE
to be able to watch that during the course the
season every weekend because it's only the Live Tour is
only available on YouTube, correct, and I believe streaming right now? Yeah? Wait,
what's that? Huh? What are you guys talking to me? Oh?
(07:10):
I'm sorry. Where you gotta finish or where you're done
with this? I mean Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods? Yeah whatever.
I just was patiently waiting for you guys to finish. No,
I didn't. I didn't know if you had a thought
on the the the ball and the I mean exclusive
(07:32):
use of your own ball at a tournament. I mean,
I mean, I guess bowling you bring your own balls,
that you do something else that's like the only other
sport I can think of m I don't know. I mean, yeah,
why wouldn't you be able to Why wouldn't they say,
all right, you can use whatever club you want, but
you've got to use one ball and the ball is
(07:52):
designed by I mean, that's been a complaint with Major
League Baseball that because you've got to use their balls.
Things change from time to time. But at least just
like I can't even much rather throw my balls than
somebody else's. Well, I mean, the problem is obviously for
the advertisement, like if you don't if you don't have
(08:14):
your own balls, you're not gonna be able to average,
like you get the advertising money from it. If you
guys remember that again, not to bring up Tiger again
for LaVar, do you remember the put We're like he
was playing the Nike balls back when I actually made
them back then, and it rolled and it literally stopped
perfectly right before the cup with the Nike sign and
then dropped in. It was it was like the best
(08:36):
advertisement in the history of sports, or maybe at least
four for golf in that respect, But that was something
where like that moment isn't gonna happen if if the
tour is the one that actually provides the balls to
these players and they're probably losing out on that money
because that matters. But again, I don't know, do you
think players would bitch if the PGA Tour said we're
(08:58):
using one universal ball? So like, and I just wonder
is the PGA Tour too rigid to want to make
any sort of changes because they do feel like, this
is what we do, this is how we do things,
and you know, we're not really likely to change very
much based on you know, whatever, you know, public perception
(09:18):
or opinion is, which is why the live tour I
think is interesting because maybe it forces them to change
the way they do things or normally would do things.
But I wouldn't be I wouldn't be opposed to that.
If they said, listen, use whatever club you want. You're
sponsored by titlist Uh was it Cleveland or or Cleveland whatever.
Some of these these clubs are tailor made, but you're
using one ball. It's a universal ball, and that's the
(09:39):
way we're gonna play this thing. Yeah, maybe that would
even things up, Maybe that would make things a little.
People think like this so far that the technology and
golf balls have come along, people would say that you
could use a club from like the seventies, but if
you use today's ball, that would be the biggest difference maker. Really. Yeah,
then as opposed to like using a ball from the
nineties early two thousand's and then compared to today's balls,
(10:03):
Like that's how far the technology has come, at least
in regards to the golf ball itself. So yeah, I
mean listen as long as tigers in it, I think, lamar, Well,
the problem is, like these guys are really specific about
the balls they like to hit. Like there's there's one
PGA tour player he plays like a pro v one
from like a decade ago, Like they make that specific
(10:23):
prov one and style for him. So the problem is
like they if they go this route, it would be
a route where you're probably looking at more guys saying,
all right, how much are they paying for the live tour? Yeah,
like maybe I will go over there for a little bit. Yeah,
what what animal would you ever rather have growing up?
A rabbit or a guinea pig? It was a Richard
gear like it. Never mind, Jones is the one who
(10:49):
tells that story. Jonas tells that story. Give me once
or twice a show. There you go tell that story.
Get me first today now, not putting me on an
island here. Listen, I don't know if you're want to
inform me up that what about Richard Gear there's just
there's about what again? Yeah, there you go, Jonas about
what this is? This is right in LaVar's real some
(11:09):
hide and seek. This is not in my wheelhouse. Well
I'm sorry, not like that. I mean more like a
celebrity sorry, so I thought, yes, please the celebrity news
of gossip people are always up to date on I mean,
I'm in that part of it all. By the way,
you want to know how he did that golf topic,
LaVar was if we wanted a rabbit or a gerbil
(11:33):
growing up? I say, you know, it's crazy. I had
to two gerbils growing up at one point, and I
wouldn't you lose one of them? I would totally. So
now all three of you got me today, All right,
let's go to no, no, no, I'm not a part
of this part of this. Got outside or something that
(11:57):
was my rabbit but okay, okay, got stuck a crevice cane.
By the way, canajo was rabbit and Spanish for those
of you wonder that is right. I live in the
Canajo Valley. A lot of rabbits where I'm at. Yeah,
what's hyper rabbits? Uh, rabbits to get eaten by the coyotes? Uh?
Those kind of raps. Did they get caught out of coyote? Yeah,
(12:19):
but they're wild rabbits. They probably kill the coyotes when
they when they eat them. But but again, there's some
rabbits out there that to give a coyote a run
for his money. No, definitely, those jack rabbits are not
a game. Man. Have you ever seen a jack rabbit
in person? Uh? No, man, they look like small dogs
really all. They're big as hell? Are they harry or
(12:39):
do they do they shave? There? They're they're not wow wow,
But if they did. If they did, they'd use Dollar
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in store. You know what today's show needs, Grammys. It
(13:06):
needs the old p That's what it needs. It needs
Petros Papa Kis who is back. If this show has
been off the rails already, don't worry. Petros is going
to take us in another direction. He's yours coming up
next here on fs are be sure to catch live
editions of Two Pros and a Cup of Joe with
Brady Quinn, LaVar Errington and Jonas Knocks weekdays at six
(13:27):
am Eastern three am Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and
the I Heart Radio. Guess what he's here, folks, The
old p is in the building. Petros Papa kis the
co host of the Petros and Money Show on the
Blowtorch AM five seventy l A Sports. He's a Fox
College Football analyst, and he's our friend Pee. What's happening?
(13:48):
Hell morning, Good morning, Hello to everybody. Good morning, Petros. Hey,
are you going to the passing Tournament on Saturday? I
am not. Is there a passing tournament? I love passing tournament.
You should come. It's a usc It's a USC one
seven on seven. Yeah, yeah, you should come. The running
back just goes up to the line of scrimmage and
(14:08):
hunkers down. Well, I've been preparing for running backs all
all weeks so far. So in the flat round, Texas round.
You know what they're the wheel. You want to know
what they're doing these days. It's real, it's it's I
think it's called a slice the Armies. Well, yeah, so
what they're doing is they're overloading. They're creating a full
(14:29):
flow to to the open side of the field and
they're picking. Can you imagine this, old p they're picking
you with two receivers from the side, and then that
third guy in motion, they're they're sending him out to
the flat and they're flaring the bay. They've they've turned
they've turned it into four on three versus you know,
four on three versus their way or five on three
(14:52):
their way, five on four. Somebody better step up and
make a tackle. Uh, well, you only got to touch them,
You only got to tag them, you should. I'm out
to watch tag. Yeah, come and come hang No, come
to hang with me, pops, Come on, I'm inviting you
to come hang out with me. I don't. It's at
the practice facility where Charter Oh no, no US, but
(15:16):
all the high school all the high school teams there.
It will be all of them will be there. Oh wow, okay,
I figured you'd be there to come hang with me.
But no, no, I'm might What is Saturday? This Saturday? Yep,
I'll be there all day. All right, maybe we'll do
a hit, you know on the Jonas Not Show. You
know that's a good point. You have a Saturday show?
Oh yeah, you know Saturday. The matter with you? You
(15:38):
just did an hour and a half on the Blowtorch yesterday. Yeah,
I was. I was the undercard for Petros. That's how
much he loves us. He just needs to do shows
solo with as, all right. And there's nobody in radio
I won't work with. When I was young, I used to.
I used to do a lot of stuff. Yeah. They say,
out work your pay so that you could get more. Okay,
(15:59):
but let ask you this, Petros, do you know I
mean you work with Matt money Smith. So do you
now look for opportunities to work solo outside of work?
That's what Jonas does. I have. I have too much now.
I mean I have this, and then I have my
Seattle show that I do every week, Softie, and then
(16:19):
I have yeah. Soft Somebody came up to me like
eighteen years ago in a booth and said, aren't you
Softie Maller, And I said, oh my god, and I
looked up a picture of him and I was just horrified.
We've created a friendship ever since then. It was in
Pullman of all places. Uh So I do these two
(16:41):
radio hits every week and then uh every once in
a while, I love a friend, asked me, like Steve
Hartman the I Heart Show in the morning show in
San Diego, you got I went on there yesterday, But
normally no, I don't. I don't seek out a lot
of like, hey, you better have me on to talk
about this. You're now we're going to get that text Hartman,
(17:02):
by the way, yeahs we are baby. Um. But Petros,
we had a bat flying around in the studio, a
real one or like a Bay Area tool like bat,
a real bat? Now, how would you have hit? What's
Mark Weller just walking around? I think we did hear
(17:22):
him say that. We did hear the bats say that. Wow,
it's still still had life and its body. What's the
weirdest thing you've seen in stud and let's try and
keep it cleaning? Go on? Can we wait for a second, Petros,
how would you have handled a bat in studio during
a live air like never coming never coming back? You
(17:44):
would have left the studio. Yeah, I have a real
problem with my s rats, bats. My wife has life.
You're from where I'm from. We come from the same
community in many ways. Yeah, I didn't learned to swim
for a long huh in our pool. I guess we
poisoned rats around here. I live in a very wooded area,
(18:07):
so there's a lot of rats and mice and birds
and all kinds of crap. And every once in a
while a rattle end up dead in my pool, and
my wife has to you know, I freak out and
handle it. I can't handle it. I just don't spiders.
I do the spiders for her, and she does the
rats and mice for I. Just I just I lose,
(18:30):
you know what happened to me? I actually listen down
here in this basement that I have, I have this
uh this like underground room, but it has windows, you know,
up at the top, and it's where I do all
my stuff. I have my computer, my setup, the stupid
thing that looks kind of funny on camera behind me,
and my microphone where I'm talking to you guys. Now,
(18:50):
I have a wet bar refrigerator. You know, I've got
it going on down here, and one day, you know,
I got I come down here really early in the
morning like this and times. And I came down here
and I stepped on it was inside a blanket and
I stepped on a mouse under my foot. Did you
hear it? I went, I got in bed and did
(19:14):
not come out of bed for till five out for
five hours until my wife came and asked me what
was wrong, and I told her to go down and
take care of the problem. Did you scream? Oh, it
was like the silent screen was worse. It was so
bad no sound came out. Yeah, but I did kill
it under my foot, which was sad barefoot, like a
(19:36):
fair foot. It was like four in the morning and
it was just bad. And then the other day, the
pool like one of those things that like vacuums around
the pool, you know, with a tube, and uh, I
pulled that up because it had stopped and there was
like a rat stuck in the no and then I
just I threw it and ran back into the house
and wouldn't come out, you know, same same d years
(19:59):
old rats. West Coast rats have way longer tails than
East Coast rats. I don't know what that's about. But
the biggest rats in the world, the biggest rats on Earth.
I am convinced living the planters outside of Crypto dot
Com Arena formerly known as Staples Center, that thing is
a real Those Hollywood hot dogs yeah yeah, the Danger dogs. Yeah,
(20:24):
grown grown as rats, They're huge. I mean the people
that are serving those up on the carts. Man, you
gotta get rid of the river rats hitting that that
uh that alleghany man. Oh yeah, yeah, well I've seen
the Monoga I mean look, I'll be honest New York City.
Come on, rats in New York City they look like raccoons.
I swear to God. I saw one and I really
(20:47):
looked at my wife last time I was there. I go,
was that a rat? I mean it literally looked like
a faro catarract. It was gigantic that literally you could
have checked that in one of those little carry on
cases like up cat barrel cat. Yeah pretty much. Yeah,
well yeah outdoor cat Pharaoh. I mean absolute monster. I
(21:09):
mean they're as well fed as I think you'll find
in the country. When you think about the catacomb buildings
of the world and how many vermin are in them,
it makes you want to die. And that's been known
to carry off dogs and cats. Now can we go
back to the original question. Joash was trying to ask
the what is the weirdest thing that's ever happened while
(21:30):
you've been in the studio to me? Yeah, yeah, like
in regards to animal keep it. I don't know. I've
never seen an I get upset if somebody brings their
dog to work a weird and weird intruder, weird behavior
in a Rich's wife used to try to bring her
dog to USC practice and I went absolutely bonkers. What
(21:55):
is he a dog issue? Or what? What sounds like animals? Well? No,
I like I don't mind animals. I'm really allergic to dogs.
But that's not why to me, like, you don't bring
your dog to a football practice, like that field is
not for you to show off the mascot. I don't care. Well,
if it's your mascot in your A and M and
it's that needle nosed dog. Yeah, they smoke the bulldog
(22:18):
that you get that that like big farting, fat faced bulldog. Yeah.
Why is uh? Why is rich eyes AND's wife at
a USC practice? She was a she was a reporter,
Like she was trying to like, look at my dog.
Oh my god, I've got my dog, you know. And
I went crazy. I went on the air. I put
Pete Carroll on and I said, how could you let
(22:40):
this continue? I was like twenty three. I went absolutely
funk wild, made an enemy of poor Rich Eyes. And
what a shame? Such a nice guy, like, such a
great guy, so beloved in our business. Was was this
when you were at the station that's now a Mandarin station?
It's Korean? Now back to Spanish high on the dial top.
(23:00):
By the way, I was at those those studios in
Santa Monica by the airport. Probably some rats around those studios.
Dare you ateist? Elitist thousand oaks. Ruling class is Rich
Eyes and not liked. No, jeez, I don't know. I
asked somebody, what do you What do you mean? I
(23:21):
don't like him? Yeah? Why is a douche? Where's people out?
I can tell you know? He wears people out like
where it's like if somebody shows up that does something good,
like he'll be like, hey this you No, I've never
(23:43):
liked Rich eyesend, now that I think about it. I
made a negative comment about Michigan when he had me
on and he got all but hurt. I literally don't
think I've been on since Yeah, huge, Yeah, I'm sorry
you dude that I've always said this, it's a big
deal us. Well, whenever you list yourself as a former comedian,
(24:06):
that's there's trouble. You know, as a former comedian. It's
like he's not funny anymore. What happened? Tell us, I've
been spoken to the guy in years, but they tried
to Uh, they tried. They tried to sue me or
threatened to sue me for the dog issue. Man, Yeah,
(24:31):
your boy liners threatened to threaten litigation against me, Brandy's boy.
That wouldn't be the first time. I have a standard
letter I send back. It's got two words on it.
The last word dos hees back and forth between off
and you thank you? Oh sorry? Yeah? Yeah yeah. If
(25:00):
we can't do real radio and call a douche douche,
then what's the point? Like, if I can't call out
somebody who makes a million dollars a year, then what's
the point of doing this. Yeah, we've reached we've reached
a time where we're paying people twenty million dollars a
year to to call football games. But that doesn't mean
I'm gonna change my tomb because I don't make no
(25:21):
twenty million dollars a year to call football game. Is
being a douche prerequisite to being paid that much? It's
a great question. Well, there's a saying in the Bible
right that it's it's harder to get through It's harder
for a camel to get through the eye of a
needle than for a rich man to get into heaven. Uh,
what's so, what's what's parable from? It's from the Old
(25:44):
I believe it's from the Old test A lot of
people of them, you know, you always say old tests
me because no one reads the Old test Me anymore. No, no, dude,
it's some real guys. I can explain this to you
if you just you know, the people's lack of Biblical
knowledge is unbelievable. Anyway. Uh, the eye of the needle
was actually the the eye of a needle was actually
(26:08):
a metaphor for a very narrow opening that occurs in
a place. Oh, it's a New Testament. It is a
it's a Jesus New Testament quote. But anyway, a lot
of people take a literal Brady, And here's the problem. Uh,
for a camel to get through the eye of a needle,
which is a small opening in a town, you know,
on the walls of a town. Uh, it has to
(26:28):
get on its knees and be humble. The penitent man
kneels before God, so you must have a great deal
of humility. Like the best broadcaster in the world is
probably I an Eagle, and he's too nice of a
guy to be the number one guy for anybody because
he's too humble. He's too great. Like Kevin Harland shouldn't
(26:51):
have called the NBA finals or the or the conference
finals for T and T that's their super Bowl. And
Marv Albert quit My god, why wasn't it an iron Eagle?
Just too nice of a guy, too humble? Dang a
man dropping science? If I wrong? Jonas, there, you gonna
stop being nice? Jonas? Tell me, am I wrong? Jonas?
Tell me you haven't heard about all the people I'm
(27:12):
talking about? Yeah, you know. And by the way, oh no, no,
I'm just in an hour with Fred Rogan yesterday. That's all. Well,
come on, the Dean of sport, who doesn't like your
stoked friends fire against my show. You got Fred to
say that they don't care about his show, and they're
never going to organize his special fishing trip. Who wants
to have a fishing trip with listeners. Somebody's gonna drown
(27:36):
pet Us on that show. You are musty TV, dude.
I used to when I was out there, I would
always I would always tune in. That is my one
night you were you were like holding a pig. Yeah,
well yeah, they used to bring a pig every every
years and shoes. But yeah, like I sent them vans
to me yet that's how I feel, though they haven't
come out yet, the new van, the new Petros and
(27:57):
money vans. But I will say, asked Brady, I feel
the same way about Big Noon. I watched it religiously.
Was that sarcasm? No, I worked there. I gotta I
gotta come on it. I gotta come on the next
game and be like, hey, it's just like the point
Brady was making earlier today about Colorado State from US.
(28:17):
If you've watched every minute all right, then did you
see LaVar Arranton's stiff arm of a young in Iowa City.
Of course he did talk. Yes, you know when the
villain walks out into to the into the enemy territory,
as like a guest on the show. I was the
(28:40):
villain of the show. Who's got the video? It was
some random young lady in Iowa, Hawkeye fan of Solivar Arrington.
She was like, boo, but stay not stiff. Oh my god,
here you are. See how hard he still look at you.
It was a straight arm. It was a nice straight arm.
It was more of a bush then it was a
(29:00):
stiff arm. That's fair. Walking out off. Oh yeah, you
pushed her face yeah back, looking at at first, She's like,
hang on, I didn't touch her. Look at this having
on Iowa stiff the hell out of that's done. The
(29:36):
best part was petres No one acknowledged it on the
show and I saw alive and I'm like, what did
he just do? Just face palm that woman. That's like
when a dude walks him into a club and the
heusic plaining. He was like, I love this dude. Some
girl comes up like, hey, no curves, curve that was
(29:58):
That's like a pooty tang. I was in hostile environment, pops.
Hostile environments called for you know, desperate and and extreme measures.
You know what I mean. I feel like pootie tang. Yeah,
it is really underrated on the Tappy Tae. Yeah yeah,
Daddy sat on the Sapota Petros. This was a fun one.
(30:25):
We appreciate it for not asking me about Carson Palmer's number.
Uh yeah, definitely, definitely. We got news that we will
collapse that tell us, tell us what? Yeah, why retired?
If you're gonna ask them, let's go. It is sad, guys,
and the fact that people are defending this and Carson
(30:48):
Palmer's a dude that lives tucked away in Idaho. He
doesn't work at USC. Back in the day when Mike
Garrett was the A D, they had a kid named
Darnell Being who was a big recruit, big recruit, and
they pulled Mike Garrett's number off, number twenty off of
the wall, and it's set a terrible precedent. But he
was the A D and Pete Carroll hounded him to
(31:10):
do it, and he regrets it to this day. You
don't sit there and brag about your traditions and your
heisman's and wave it around like a helicopter. To give
Carson Palmer's number three to a transfer recruit who's going
to be there for a year, it sets a terrible
precedent before Lincoln Riley even coaches a game at USC,
(31:32):
and the people that are prisoners of the moment when
college football is so much about tradition and history in
the past and your identity with the past is just
mind boggling to me. Just the front running nature of
my alma mater this offseason before they've even won one game,
after giving up sixty three points to u C. L
(31:53):
A and barely fielding a team up at Cal, the
audacity to pull Carson Palmer's number, and people, well, Corson's
okay with what the hell is he supposed to say?
You can't even ask how did it even get to
that point? You can't even entertain it. It's a retired
number that a kid who's been developed by Pitt is
asking for. It is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
(32:14):
Is the most wholesale moment of USC's history that I've seen,
uh in quite some time. And that's saying a lot,
because they've been embarrassing for like twelve years. So I
was shocked about that, and I'm still shocked about it.
And everybody's always you know, how it is with your
alma maters or other schools. The moment that people get
(32:36):
so obsessed with the shiny new recruit and the brand
new potential of what's to come, they're they're willing to
you know, face on their mom Yeah, walking out to
the set, just pick your hand right on somebody's That's
what they did to Carson's face. And you know, and
and and everybody's and everybody's texting me like, well, corson
(32:59):
somebody's cool. It's like, well, what the hell is he
supposed to say? You know, it's the No, you can't
pull my number off. You can't ask that question to
a guy that has this number retired. The only way
you get your number retired at USC is if you
want the freaking heisman. So Charles White, Marcus Allen, O. J. Simpson,
no one ever asked for that one. Uh, I've asked
for thirty two. They don't have some respect for you.
(33:21):
Three eleven, Liner, number five, Reggie Bush. I mean, these
are not numbers that should be available to anybody. And
I was just I was dumbfounded by this story. The
fact that, uh, same with the Lincoln Riley buying a
twenty million dollar house fifty minutes away from campus. USC's
promoting this like this is something that they're using to
promote themselves in the summertime, and it's like, is this really?
(33:43):
This is who you guys are before you even play
a game. I was a little disappointed, to say the least. Yeah,
but not as much as when I saw shoes to
bring that dog out getting over. That's a service dog.
Chew the old Petros. Let's do it again next week.
(34:05):
Always fun. I have a needle, guys, m Saturday, there
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Let's go to the news tests. Here's Brady Quinn. Oh yeah, well,
aforties in Arizona. They're looking for a woman who apparently
is upset that her fries at her spicy nuggets. We're
(35:53):
not very spicy ads the Casa Grande police department, Um,
they're they're trying to fill uh this uh this this
woman who apparently assaulted a few people over these lack
of spice in the nuggets. So it was clearly this
she's kind of sided with you, Jonas. She's a big
spice fan, yelling at employees, trying to get them to
(36:14):
fix the order it would not happen, and now the
authorities are out to get her. Wow, I mean those
nuggets worth that worth your freedom? I mean, I mean
I've had Wendy spicy nuggs. They're pretty good. I mean,
you got to be one greedy fool. How many coming
yourself into legal trouble off of your six? You're fast
(36:38):
food not being hot enough? Yea, so six coming in
we're going to jail over it? Yeah? Not hot though,
like spicy. I'm just saying, are you going to jail
if they're not spicy enough? I mean, like I'm really
about to start shopping people around spice X. Yeah. I
would just say, I mean, if you're ordering spicy nuggets
and six come to an order it reminds me of
(37:00):
you know, other things that are six. You know, like
the dollars ship smooth shaves, six stainless steel blades for
swift hair removal, and a lubricating strip that keeps saying smooth.
Dollar Shape Club razors are sold of Dollar Shape Club
dot com or in stores. Listen, she got a little aggressive,
she was she was angry, all right, and if you
don't get her order right, she's gonna let it be
(37:20):
known that. All right. I think it's fine. So you're
telling me if the spice doesn't live up to your expectations,
you're okay with that, even though you just let us
on this this journey about you using a stroller and
making it up to go in an elevator and then
try to go find a bathroom. And here's what here's
(37:42):
what they need to do. They should have some ghost
pepper sauce and say you really wanted spicy, and then
throw that in there and say, all right, have fun
with this. What they said really do is make or
eat them in a dark room and go upside or
hit and and turn the lights back on, be like,
don't the nuggets got something? I'm real? Hits, they got
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