She Had A Bold Strategy, But This Drunk Woman Was Still Arrested

Episode Transcript

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The Michael Berry Show. There wasfootage last month that was released depicting a
heavily intoxicated passenger causing chaos in anairport. She ridiculed a police officer's shall
we say physical attributes? Is thata fair statement, Romo, I mean

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his penis size. She was alsoboasting about her executive platinum status before ultimately
losing control and urinating on herself.Yeah, the incident. If you didn't
see this, you can track itdown, but you're gonna get enough of

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it from the audio that you're gonnahave pretty good idea that you're gonna want
to witness this for yourself. Theincident unfolded as the woman attempted to bord
a flight from Dallasport Or to Columbia, South Carolina. So she gets into
a dispute over her carry on item, which items which were too large,

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They violated the space, So thesituation escalates rapidly. The woman lashes out.
She strikes three American Airlines ground staffwith her phone and then she and

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then she goes after the officer whoarrives to arrest her. She would be
charged with public intoxication, surprise,and assault. The audio doesn't do justice
to the video, but you'll getthe point. I have a lawyer,
now, no, I have alawyer? Now do I have a lawyer?

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Now? Do I have a lawyer? Now? Do you know?
Do I have a lawyer? Now? Do I have a legal rights a
lawyer? Now? Then? DoI have a legal lawyer? To judge?
Hired? Now or yes or no? You're interested with what do I

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do? Exactly? You underst publictaxication, pieces of mediocre and your life
you make it so good, makingthe sixties grand here yeah, being tiny
pieces, he's so good. Canyour wife with your five inches? You

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can see? Are you done yet? You stand up? Okay, stand
up? Get a that's fine.That's probably your wife. The guy that
heard before you six five eight andthat in short tiny that because you wear

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a uniform makes you tell good aboutyourself your facial hair. I don't want
to get hair. It would beso much worse. And that you freak
out on your wife on now No, no, no, no, I'm

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not fighting that bad if you ifyou can't, just go get leg restraints.
He's fighting us so bad. Thatfighting I'm fighting so hard of a
partner fighting so are worse? Whathair? I don't know you army to

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important these O God, are youwilling to walk down? Yes? I've
been willing to walk the whole time. Yes, I assure you. I'm

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not trying to make you. No, I would like to go to I'd
like to go to. Not No, not working. I walk? This
hurt so bad? Please? Great, thanks, thank you, great thanks.

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These things always seem to happen whensome kind of transportation is involved.
Do you notice what? Oh,you're right, you know what. That's
a good point. We have alistener we call John in Alabama. He's
from Gadsden, Alabama, which meanshe's listening on W A A X in

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Gadsden, Alabama, and he gotarrested for public intoxication while standing in his
front yard. Mm hm. Andhe's got he's got quite the story to
tell. We've we've had him onthe show over the years. It's it's,
uh, he's a mess. Butwe find we find that fascinating anyway.

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I mean, you figure, youknow, you tied one on pretty
bad when you get arrested in yourfront yard, right, These things always
happen when some kind of John andGaston notwithstanding, these things always happen when

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some kind of transportation is involved,like that time on Andy Griffith when Otis
bought a horse. Remember, oh, I don't find every Come on now,
hold back to what you're doing.Something we'll take out. We'll can't

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do it now it's won the world? Are you doing? I just got
back from AmAm Davids's place. Heshow me this entire horse for twenty dollars
Otis. I don't ring you've noticed, but you got a horse that gives
mel I knew he was a goodfine Come on, come on, get

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out, get off. Come on, Oh, pink Hord point their horse.
In this country, a man takescare of his horse, an he
will take care of him. Yeah, I'll tie her about back for your
while. I'll back in the oldcorny who's a messard? Scar who warm?

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And the sky knock? Going tobedos. I ain't splitch a man
better. Who's got the damn rightthere? I'll get you some water,
sho water. I guess Scamore missedmy drinks. We're gonna add a little

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