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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's that time, time time, luck and load. So Michael
very show is on the air. Oh yes, so much
(00:25):
to be grateful for. What a great week in the nation,
what a great week, bad for Harris, good for Trump
and another just absolutely glowing moment last night. But first
let this wash up.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
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Love happy day? Or have you de happy or happy da?
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Speaker 3 (01:30):
Sheel the way he loved the happy day.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Happy day, A happy day?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Windy those war, Oh, whendy war, windy those war fund.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Three years away. He gave me a love.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Happy day, happy oh happy deal.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
See because.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
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Speaker 4 (04:51):
When g those war.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Threevens away? He needed to lo oh long good goud.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Lo at the Al Smith dinner last night that Kamala
Harris was scared to show up for. Last time a
Democrat presidential candidate did not show up for the Al
Smith dinner was Walter Mondale in nineteen eighty four. No coincidence.
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Walter Mondale only won one state, his home state of
Minnesota that year, in one of the biggest routes, the
third biggest landslide in American presidential history. Well, Trump did
show up, and he showed out and it was glorious.
Your question for the day is, I wrote this last night.
(06:02):
What about this campaign has surprised you the most? What
has been different? What has surprised you the most? Seven
one three nine nine one thousand, seven one three, one thousand.
To get a started, as we always do, courtesy the
greatest executive producer in all the land, Chatt Cooney Knock,
we can review.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
The Miracle of Life beganne.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Do you remember when your teacher would would you find
out your teacher wasn't there wheel in the TV? It
wouldn't have a movie handy whatever.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
It was.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
The Miracle of Life sat a girl. All we're thinking
about is sex at that point, and they're showing you
the birth canal and you're thinking.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
You're to run it for me?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
It's so close?
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Say this?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Can you see this?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Do we have to watch this?
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Hi? I'm an independent and I'm voting for Trump again,
but I'm not going to be voting for Ted Cruz.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
What is your problem with Ted Cruse?
Speaker 7 (06:54):
An abortion issue that passed in Texas where there's no
exception for rape insects.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
That's not true.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
But you know what, get the stupid government you deserve.
This is the one issue they have got women wound
up about Every part of your life will be destroyed
and you will have voted for it. Brett Bair pressing
the Vice president on everything from the economy to the border.
Speaker 8 (07:14):
They say the country is on the wrong track. That
track follows three and a half years of you being
vice president and President Biden being president. Why are they
saying that if you're turning the page. You've been in
office for three and a half years.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
And Donald Trump has been running for office, but you've.
Speaker 8 (07:30):
Been the person home for me.
Speaker 9 (07:31):
All Come on, you and I.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Both know what I'm talking about. You and I both
know what I'm actually don't What are you talking?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I'm going to tell you it is the worst sit
down I have ever seen a presidential candidate undertake.
Speaker 8 (07:44):
Two neighborhoods on alert after a landscaper allegedly threatened his
boss with a hammer and then took off running through
front yards and backyards with a leaf blow.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Only says the landscaper takes cover behind her well, she
tries talking down the hammer wielding man, I said, down.
Speaker 8 (08:00):
The hammer and I'm calling the police.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
And I said, Felicia Spanish.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I call ring, ring, Ring, Ring, Pelicia. I'm complic Woo
woo woo, God, jail Felicia.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
That's why I'm easing.
Speaker 9 (08:28):
So easy.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I'm easy.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Like why the world would anybody want to put chains
along you?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I had my dus make it with you, Master.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
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and gift sets Michael Verry show.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
She sold separately.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Donald Trump at his best last night. It's easy to
forget for people don't realize how Trump came onto the
national scene over four decades ago. He was the toast
of the town in New York. So last night at
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the Al Smith Dinner, which celebrates Catholics Catholic charities, he
was in his element, and boy did he deliver. We'll
get to your call seven one three, nine, nine, one thousand.
But here is Donald Trump. Remember Kamala Harris didn't show up,
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and they were mad that she didn't show up. This
is a Democrat gathering. This is a who's who of Democrats.
Donald Trump making fun of Tim Waltz.
Speaker 10 (10:02):
I used to think that Democrats were crazy for saying
that men have periods. But then I met Tim Waltz.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Here is Jim Gaffigan, who mceed the event. Jim Gaffigan
had a terrible case of Trump delusion syndrome. Jim Gaffigan
and I were very good friends, and we didn't talk
for a while because I couldn't bring myself to address,
to hear, to imagine what had gone wrong. He went
(10:35):
on Joe Rogan's show. He started talking about January sixth,
and Joe Rogan laid out in the information of the
Feds in their involvement in January sixth, and you can
see Jim's face transform. I want you to listen to
what he said last night six oh four.
Speaker 11 (10:54):
The media has begun discussing the phenomena of secret Trump voters.
I don't know if you've heard about this. People who
publicly say they would never vote for Trump, but then
when they go in the voting booth they do. It's
a small group. They're called the Biden family.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Here's Jim Gaffigan, a longtime Democrat, really laying bear. This
is one of the best things said about the whole
threat to democracy Democrat talking point.
Speaker 11 (11:25):
The Democrats have been telling us Trump. Trump's reelection is
a threat to democracy. In fact, they were so concerned
of this threat they staged a coup, ousted their democratically
elected incumbent, and installed Kamala Harris. In other words, all
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her dreams have come true. It really makes you consider
the power of prayer, right, Cardinal, Sometimes sometimes prayers take
three and a half years and a George clooneyop ed.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Sometimes you say things as comedy that people know are
a way to make a very biting statement of truth.
Speaker 11 (12:09):
President Biden couldn't be here tonight. The DNC made sure
of that. Oh oh, that's I guess I'm the only
one that reads history.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
President Trump talking about the busting of illegal aliens to
New York. Towards the end of his speech, he had
this zinger, Well.
Speaker 10 (12:38):
I'd better wrap up because Mayor Adams told me earlier
that I needed to make this one very quick. Especially
the city has reserved this room for a large group
of illegal aliens coming in from Texas. That's right, They've
reserved many rooms, many rooms, a lot of rooms, too
many rooms.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Then President Trump poked fun at not only was Kamala
Harris not there, but Tim Waltz wasn't there, and he
poked fun at what a liar Tim Waltz is.
Speaker 10 (13:08):
I'd like to thank MC this evening Jim Gaffigan. Most recently,
Jim has been playing Tim Walls on Saturday Night Live.
And that'll be a very short gig, I hope, Jim.
But it was fun while at last it wasn't it.
Let's see how that lasts. It better be quick. We
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don't want him.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
And I'm not going to say anymore.
Speaker 10 (13:32):
But unfortunately Governor Waltz is in here himself. But don't worry,
he'll say that he was. He's going to say.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Then he sort of forces people to think about how
dysfunctional it must be when Jack and Kamala I call
him Jack, not Doug our home alone and he threw
in a teleprompter joke.
Speaker 10 (13:55):
To boot campaign he could take a toll on a family.
And although I hear that Kamala and her husband carve
out some really beautiful alone time at the end of
the day for an intimate dinner, just dug her and
the teleprompter that she uses quake well.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
And then he takes a swipe at Chuck Schumer. How
Chuck Schumer didn't just crawl under the table at this moment. Wow,
was it good?
Speaker 10 (14:26):
Chuck Schumer is here looking very glum. Looks to dumb me,
it looks to them. But look on the bright side, Chuck,
considering how woke your party has become. If Kamala loses,
you still have a chance to become the first woman president.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
You're not getting the raucous laughter because those are all
Democrats in media. But the nation is watching those today
and we'll weave some more of those through the course
of the show. Let's go to Clint seven three one thousand,
Clint Europe camp on, chomp on.
Speaker 6 (15:09):
Have a great day and a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
All right, thank you, sir, Teresa, you're up.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Go ahead.
Speaker 6 (15:17):
Hi.
Speaker 7 (15:17):
The one thing that is surprising to me is with
as bad as the economy is the grocery prices, the
energy prices, the property tax increase. Toma has a billion
dollars in advertising. Colin already has thirty million dollars, and
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by god, he's using it. He's on every single freaking commercial.
So I am mortified and surprised that this party that's
supposed to be for the quote unquote working people have
that much money they're bringing in illegals spending tax dollars
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from FEMA, and don't dare tell me that that's not
true because the SBA is out of funds. Anybody who
had to.
Speaker 6 (16:11):
Apply for disaster.
Speaker 7 (16:14):
Money knows they had to go to the SBA for loans.
I've had to do it. I live here in Houston,
so that's what's surprising to me, and it infuriates me.
That's all I have to say. And thank you, Michael,
because you educate me a lot about politics.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Thank you, sweetheart. I appreciate that Donald Trump talking about
the white Dudes for Harris and he makes a cut
joke in the middle.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
This is good.
Speaker 10 (16:46):
A group called the white Dudes for Harris.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Have you seen this?
Speaker 10 (16:49):
White Dudes for Harris? Anybody know? Are some of you
here white dudes? It doesn't sound like it. But I'm
not worried about them at all because their wives and
their wives lovers are all voting for me. Every one
of those people in.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
Autings with me.
Speaker 10 (17:09):
And as you may have seen, Kamala did an interview
on Fox News yesterday. It went so poorly for her
that the Democrats have been forced to install another one
hundred dropboxes throughout the city and The upside really is
Camalin now sees the benefit of deportation. She wants to
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deport people. She's vicious, she wants to deport people, and
she wants to start by deporting Brett Baer Fox. It's
an interesting interview.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
Last night then.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
CNN's Brian Stelter. They brought back Brian Stelter. The Tater
is back. They might bring back Tuban as well. He's
the one that was caught winking off on Zoom Call.
But even the Tater, who hates Trump said he made
really good points and the audience loved him. That's his
high appraise as you're going to get from the Tat
when it comes to beards, Brisket and Berry. Letting it
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all hang out, going against the grain is what we
do on the Michael Berry Show.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
I've got.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
What about this campaign has surprised you the most? What
about this campaign has surprised you the most? New polling
that just came out this morning for the state of Texas.
This is only for Texas. Remember it's not a national election,
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so the national polls don't matter. It's fifty different individual
state races. There are data points that are being provided
as pure entertainment, and then there are things that matter.
This matters in the newest poll and I need it's
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the University of Texas Texas Political Project poll. Trump fifty
one Harris forty six. Trump with a five percentage point lead,
three percent undecided. Trump fifty one Harris forty six. Now
here is the big change in the Senate race after
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the debate. Cruz also fifty one, all wrong forty four.
Cruz has extended a seven percentage point lead despite a
couple hundred million dollars being spent by California on Texas.
Six years ago, they tried to put Beto in the Senate.
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They thought they had the guy to beat Trump, to
beat Cruz. They spent over one hundred million dollars on
that race. It was enough money to have made a
difference in six d different swing elections. But they went
all in for Beto over Cruise. When they lost, there
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was something of an internal insurrection. The internacine finger pointing
and criticizing was off the charts. They got greedy. They thought,
if we put we put it all on red, we
can beat Cruise, and we can we can finally get
him out of there, and we can take the Senate
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race in Texas, and we can show America that we
can win this thing.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
But if you lose, you don't.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Have the money for all those other races that they
desperately needed. Cruise extending this lead could have This often happens.
The effect is one of two things that's going to happen.
The Democrats are going to say, we got to pour
more money into that race. We've got to beat Cruse,
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and now he has begun to extend a lead, we
need to put more money there. Now, remember there's a
lot of other races that need money. They're losing the
Democrat Senate seat in Montana that's going to go Republican.
So the one option is let's double down and spend
more money. However, they've outspent Cruise dramatically, and the more
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they've spent, they've started falling behind. As those votes start breaking,
as undecided start breaking, they come home. They flirted with
well I did see that TV ad, But then as
we get closer to the election, they start paying attention,
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people become more informed. They go no, no, we need crews,
and people start making decisions. Right when you start you
want the perfect candidate, kind of like marriage someone has.
You know, she wanted her prince charming, and he was
going to be perfect, and he was going to be
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this and that. And they get married and we have
the we do the prince pretend, we we dress up,
we have the fancy event, and we send the invitations
and we have all these things and everyone is there
and it's a joyous occasion and it's great. And then
you settle into life, right, And that's the moment where
you have to make a decision. Am I going to
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be as happy as I can in the life I'm in?
Am I going to be like a child whose fairy
tale is not going quite as well as I had
planned it in my cartoon life? And people start going, Okay,
maybe I didn't like this about Ted Cruz, maybe we
don't like that. But it's at this point it's Ted
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Cruis versus Colin Alred. It's it's people with values like
me versus George Sorows. Yeah I can, I can vote
for Ted Cruise. And that's what starts happening. So the
second option for the big money guys and the strategist is, hey, guys,
we gotta have a call. We got to pull all
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this money. We got on all wrong. It's not making
a difference. Cruise is pulling away. The guy works hard
in the state. He's on a fifty three city tour.
He's popular there. We don't like him in California, but
he does represent Texas. You know, yesterday we had ted
Cruise in the morning and he was going to a
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gathering in Lubbock and the crowd they did one of
those things where they speed it up and the crowd
was wrapped around several blocks. Lubbock showed up for what
was eleven o'clock in the morning. So those Democrat big
Democrat donors at a moment like this are prone to say,
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let's pull that money out of Texas, cancel those buys,
Let's put it in a state that's fifty to fifty
that we can still win. If that happens, CRU's gonna win.
By ten vaughn, you're on the Michael Berry Show. Welcome
to the program.
Speaker 9 (24:12):
Hey, how you doing, Mike, Well, I'm surprised by the
so called Christians voting for homosexual lifestyles, marriage and also abortion.
And you know it's in other words, they're voting for
sodom and Gomorrah, the very thing that the Bible teach
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against and I can't see how they can just put
that aside. You know, people need to bring that, put
that in their face, to let them see that they're
trying to put the Bible aside and just just ignore
the teachings of it, you know, just because they dislike Trump.
Another thing. Okay, I'm calling you know from Beaumont. I'm
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surprised by a local radio station hosts analysis of the
reason why inflation remains high and slightly increasing. He thinks
because there's an increased number of wealthy people spending more.
I like to propose that it's more likely cause by
the increased number of consumers like six million dollars, I
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mean six million more. They illegals. That's all.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Tiers.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Because I didn't get a single time start here that
our country is.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Failing you today invest in kleenics, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
And this is the Michael Berry Show.
Speaker 10 (26:06):
The last Democrat not to attend this important event was
Walter Mondelle, and it did not go very well for him.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
My boy Trump got chise, got skills on the stop.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
He jumped in the ring, amped up fish punk.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Dressed in a tuckstack up to the mic and drop
bombs on dams and stole the night.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
Just the little poor Chuck Shuper took a shot on
the jaw, hold out.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
For being gloomy.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
He pushed long raw Keith Chuck.
Speaker 10 (26:30):
He did little if Kamala losers used to have a
chance to become the first woman president.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Attack that's all in White House. He going back, yessums
all fire and something didn't quit. You have the man
of Mike Trump don't get it.
Speaker 10 (26:43):
I guess I just don't see the point of taking
shots at myself when other people have been shooting at
me for.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
A hell of a long time.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
Poll in a shot a shopping ram page through New
York cop tak pharm Comala like a ship, ain't court.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
It was a hostile crowd that did jeered until they
couldn't help a level. It couldn't help a jeer. It's
like they knew it wasn't never the Trumps coming back.
Speaker 6 (27:05):
We go along and get along.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Trump was like a man Trump. I take it back Trump.
Don't want to heat Trump. I want my seat Trump.
We can't defeat Trump.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Hey, did you see Trump? I want to be Trump.
I want to be Trump. I want to be Stop
Thomas on the moon from a money attack.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
It's on the White House. He going down, Yeah, tuk
Us on fire. Trump may never quick give the man
of Mike Trump. Don't get tradition.
Speaker 10 (27:27):
Holes that I'm supposed to tell a few self deprecating
jokes this evening.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
So here it goes.
Speaker 9 (27:35):
I've got nothing.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Smson an some money into that's on the White House.
He going, yeah, Thomas, all fly out Trump.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
They never quick give the man of Mike Trump.
Speaker 10 (27:44):
Don't really hope that she would come, because we can't
get enough of hearing her beautiful laugh. She laughs like crazy.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
He created outside looked from pig to man, and from
man to peak, and from.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Peak two men again.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
But already it was impossible to see which was which.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Donald Trump at the Al Smith dinner last night that
Kamala Harris was too scared to show up to. You'll
remember it was at the Al Smith Dinner in twenty
sixteen that Donald Trump delivered one of the most memorable
lines of the Al Smith Dinner of all time. A
long standing tradition where politics is couched in comedy, where
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the candidates let their guard down, where the hoy poloy
rub elbows with the Catholic and financial elite. It's a tradition.
You don't miss it. The last Democrat to do so
was Walter Mondale in eighty four and the only state
he won was his own Minnesota, in the third largest
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landslide in American history. He didn't want to show up
and be embarrassed. He was in twenty sixteen that Donald
Trump delivered the line. Clinton sitting to his left at
that point, about five feet away, and he said, I
bumped into Hillary in as we were heading to our
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tables this evening. I bumped into Hillary and she said,
pardon me. And the place lost it. It was so
well delivered. This is why it's important that we get
the message out, that we let people see for themselves.
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There are so many people in this country who've never
seen the funny side of Trump, so many people that
believed JD Vance was weird because that's what they were told.
You ever bought something that was that was hyped on
TV and you get it home, or now it's you're
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scrolling Facebook and there's a product that pops up for you.
It hits your algorithm and you get it home. It
arrives and it's junk, but it looked like it was
going to be so nice. The reverse is true of
Trump and JD events. Here's Donald Trump talking about Kamala's husband,
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Jack and the fact that he before Kamala, his daughter
had a nanny and he got her pregnant. Yeah, it
was it was bad. That's what ended his first marriage
five nineteen.
Speaker 10 (30:44):
The major issue of this race is childcare, and Kamala
has put forward a concept of a plan. A lot
of people don't like it. The only piece of advice
I would have for her and the event that she wins,
would be not to let her husband, Doug anywhere near
the netties.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Just keep on.
Speaker 10 (31:03):
That's a nasty one.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
That's nasty. I told these idiots.
Speaker 10 (31:08):
They gave me this stuff.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
That's too tough.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Such a clever technique what he just did. Even Brian Stelter,
who they brought back at CNN, the Tater, even he
had to praise Trump.
Speaker 5 (31:23):
I thought he was funny.
Speaker 12 (31:24):
I thought he actually got a few great jokes in.
I thought the best moment was we talked about the
assassination attempts and made light of what he's experienced, because
I think he's experiencing real trauma, real PTSD as a
result of the shootings, but he's still able to have
a light moment in this room, and he took advantage
of the fact that Kamala Harris wasn't there, which is
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really disappointed exactly that they're usually supposed to be in
the same room.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Brian Stelter, the tater is is your classic white guy
for Trump, A white guy who who does have a period.
I mean, that's the kind of guy for whom you
put tampons in the men's restroom. Mike, you're on the
Michael Berry Show. Welcome to the program, sir.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
Hey, Michael. You know, the one thing that I'm kind
of surprised about is that it just I get to feel,
although we don't get a lot of the ads like
they do in other states, but the one thing I
feel is that it's almost like Trump is a new
candidate and I don't know why he doesn't give like
the first three years. I know, the pandemic and say
I did this and this and this unemployment average was
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this da da da more a factual presentation compared to
what it was with Biden, and also to the fact
that we were in no wars while he was there,
And I just don't think he belabors that point very much.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
When you say you don't think he belabors that point,
when is he talking that you're referring to.
Speaker 6 (32:56):
Well, like whether it's debates or whether it is as
with the CNN people, I don't think that. He he says,
look look at my record compared to Biden. It it's
almost like they're saying, he's going to do all this
kind of stuff when he's going to be the president.
Well he's already been the president, right, and he didn't
do all that stuff. But he I don't think it's
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I don't think.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
But he's talking to an audience of people that he knows,
don't really know what his record was. Remember, you're not
the average person. You're not the average person. The average person.
He's talking to the average person and trying to win
them over. So he's starting from a different point than you.
They don't you know what happened. They don't, And he
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knows what moves people. When you get when you get
in the weeds over what the unemployment rate and what
you lose people that are not actively engaged. You've got
to meet them where they are to sell them on
your ideas and he's incredibly good at it. It's easy
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to say that a candidate ought to do this or that,
because that's what you would do to sell yourself. But
remember he's not trying to sell you. You're already sold.
He cannot make an approach in a cerebral way based
on the record. You're talking about people that don't tune in,
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and you got their attention for just a moment.
It's that time, time time, luck and load. So Michael
very show is on the air. Oh yes, so much
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to be grateful for. What a great week in the nation,
what a great week, bad for Harris, good for Trump
and another just absolutely glowing moment last night. But first
let this wash up.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Happy de happy day? When whenny war when she is away?
(01:02):
Love happy day? Or have you de happy or happy da?
When Jesus war many wars? When Jesus war.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Sheel the way he loved the happy day.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Happy day, A happy day?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Windy those war, Oh, whendy war, windy those war fund.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Three years away. He gave me a love.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Happy day, happy oh happy deal.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
See because.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Oh happy day, oh happy when Jesus war waity w was.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
When g those war.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Threevens away? He needed to lo oh long good goud.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Lo at the Al Smith dinner last night that Kamala
Harris was scared to show up for. Last time a
Democrat presidential candidate did not show up for the Al
Smith dinner was Walter Mondale in nineteen eighty four. No coincidence.
(05:40):
Walter Mondale only won one state, his home state of
Minnesota that year, in one of the biggest routes, the
third biggest landslide in American presidential history. Well, Trump did
show up, and he showed out and it was glorious.
Your question for the day is, I wrote this last night.
(06:02):
What about this campaign has surprised you the most? What
has been different? What has surprised you the most? Seven
one three nine nine one thousand, seven one three, one thousand.
To get a started, as we always do, courtesy the
greatest executive producer in all the land, Chatt Cooney Knock,
we can review.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
The Miracle of Life beganne.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Do you remember when your teacher would would you find
out your teacher wasn't there wheel in the TV? It
wouldn't have a movie handy whatever.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
It was.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
The Miracle of Life sat a girl. All we're thinking
about is sex at that point, and they're showing you
the birth canal and you're thinking.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
You're to run it for me?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
It's so close?
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Say this?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Can you see this?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Do we have to watch this?
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Hi? I'm an independent and I'm voting for Trump again,
but I'm not going to be voting for Ted Cruz.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
What is your problem with Ted Cruse?
Speaker 7 (06:54):
An abortion issue that passed in Texas where there's no
exception for rape insects.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
That's not true.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
But you know what, get the stupid government you deserve.
This is the one issue they have got women wound
up about Every part of your life will be destroyed
and you will have voted for it. Brett Bair pressing
the Vice president on everything from the economy to the border.
Speaker 8 (07:14):
They say the country is on the wrong track. That
track follows three and a half years of you being
vice president and President Biden being president. Why are they
saying that if you're turning the page. You've been in
office for three and a half years.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
And Donald Trump has been running for office, but you've.
Speaker 8 (07:30):
Been the person home for me.
Speaker 9 (07:31):
All Come on, you and I.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Both know what I'm talking about. You and I both
know what I'm actually don't What are you talking?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I'm going to tell you it is the worst sit
down I have ever seen a presidential candidate undertake.
Speaker 8 (07:44):
Two neighborhoods on alert after a landscaper allegedly threatened his
boss with a hammer and then took off running through
front yards and backyards with a leaf blow.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Only says the landscaper takes cover behind her well, she
tries talking down the hammer wielding man, I said, down.
Speaker 8 (08:00):
The hammer and I'm calling the police.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
And I said, Felicia Spanish.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I call ring, ring, Ring, Ring, Pelicia. I'm complic Woo
woo woo, God, jail Felicia.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
That's why I'm easing.
Speaker 9 (08:28):
So easy.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I'm easy.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Like why the world would anybody want to put chains
along you?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I had my dus make it with you, Master.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
You can collect lots of program reels on cards in
and gift sets Michael Verry show.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
She sold separately.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Donald Trump at his best last night. It's easy to
forget for people don't realize how Trump came onto the
national scene over four decades ago. He was the toast
of the town in New York. So last night at
(09:26):
the Al Smith Dinner, which celebrates Catholics Catholic charities, he
was in his element, and boy did he deliver. We'll
get to your call seven one three, nine, nine, one thousand.
But here is Donald Trump. Remember Kamala Harris didn't show up,
(09:49):
and they were mad that she didn't show up. This
is a Democrat gathering. This is a who's who of Democrats.
Donald Trump making fun of Tim Waltz.
Speaker 10 (10:02):
I used to think that Democrats were crazy for saying
that men have periods. But then I met Tim Waltz.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Here is Jim Gaffigan, who mceed the event. Jim Gaffigan
had a terrible case of Trump delusion syndrome. Jim Gaffigan
and I were very good friends, and we didn't talk
for a while because I couldn't bring myself to address,
to hear, to imagine what had gone wrong. He went
(10:35):
on Joe Rogan's show. He started talking about January sixth,
and Joe Rogan laid out in the information of the
Feds in their involvement in January sixth, and you can
see Jim's face transform. I want you to listen to
what he said last night six oh four.
Speaker 11 (10:54):
The media has begun discussing the phenomena of secret Trump voters.
I don't know if you've heard about this. People who
publicly say they would never vote for Trump, but then
when they go in the voting booth they do. It's
a small group. They're called the Biden family.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Here's Jim Gaffigan, a longtime Democrat, really laying bear. This
is one of the best things said about the whole
threat to democracy Democrat talking point.
Speaker 11 (11:25):
The Democrats have been telling us Trump. Trump's reelection is
a threat to democracy. In fact, they were so concerned
of this threat they staged a coup, ousted their democratically
elected incumbent, and installed Kamala Harris. In other words, all
(11:45):
her dreams have come true. It really makes you consider
the power of prayer, right, Cardinal, Sometimes sometimes prayers take
three and a half years and a George clooneyop ed.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Sometimes you say things as comedy that people know are
a way to make a very biting statement of truth.
Speaker 11 (12:09):
President Biden couldn't be here tonight. The DNC made sure
of that. Oh oh, that's I guess I'm the only
one that reads history.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
President Trump talking about the busting of illegal aliens to
New York. Towards the end of his speech, he had
this zinger, Well.
Speaker 10 (12:38):
I'd better wrap up because Mayor Adams told me earlier
that I needed to make this one very quick. Especially
the city has reserved this room for a large group
of illegal aliens coming in from Texas. That's right, They've
reserved many rooms, many rooms, a lot of rooms, too
many rooms.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Then President Trump poked fun at not only was Kamala
Harris not there, but Tim Waltz wasn't there, and he
poked fun at what a liar Tim Waltz is.
Speaker 10 (13:08):
I'd like to thank MC this evening Jim Gaffigan. Most recently,
Jim has been playing Tim Walls on Saturday Night Live.
And that'll be a very short gig, I hope, Jim.
But it was fun while at last it wasn't it.
Let's see how that lasts. It better be quick. We
(13:28):
don't want him.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
And I'm not going to say anymore.
Speaker 10 (13:32):
But unfortunately Governor Waltz is in here himself. But don't worry,
he'll say that he was. He's going to say.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Then he sort of forces people to think about how
dysfunctional it must be when Jack and Kamala I call
him Jack, not Doug our home alone and he threw
in a teleprompter joke.
Speaker 10 (13:55):
To boot campaign he could take a toll on a family.
And although I hear that Kamala and her husband carve
out some really beautiful alone time at the end of
the day for an intimate dinner, just dug her and
the teleprompter that she uses quake well.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
And then he takes a swipe at Chuck Schumer. How
Chuck Schumer didn't just crawl under the table at this moment. Wow,
was it good?
Speaker 10 (14:26):
Chuck Schumer is here looking very glum. Looks to dumb me,
it looks to them. But look on the bright side, Chuck,
considering how woke your party has become. If Kamala loses,
you still have a chance to become the first woman president.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
You're not getting the raucous laughter because those are all
Democrats in media. But the nation is watching those today
and we'll weave some more of those through the course
of the show. Let's go to Clint seven three one thousand,
Clint Europe camp on, chomp on.
Speaker 6 (15:09):
Have a great day and a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
All right, thank you, sir, Teresa, you're up.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Go ahead.
Speaker 6 (15:17):
Hi.
Speaker 7 (15:17):
The one thing that is surprising to me is with
as bad as the economy is the grocery prices, the
energy prices, the property tax increase. Toma has a billion
dollars in advertising. Colin already has thirty million dollars, and
(15:39):
by god, he's using it. He's on every single freaking commercial.
So I am mortified and surprised that this party that's
supposed to be for the quote unquote working people have
that much money they're bringing in illegals spending tax dollars
(16:01):
from FEMA, and don't dare tell me that that's not
true because the SBA is out of funds. Anybody who
had to.
Speaker 6 (16:11):
Apply for disaster.
Speaker 7 (16:14):
Money knows they had to go to the SBA for loans.
I've had to do it. I live here in Houston,
so that's what's surprising to me, and it infuriates me.
That's all I have to say. And thank you, Michael,
because you educate me a lot about politics.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Thank you, sweetheart. I appreciate that Donald Trump talking about
the white Dudes for Harris and he makes a cut
joke in the middle.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
This is good.
Speaker 10 (16:46):
A group called the white Dudes for Harris.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Have you seen this?
Speaker 10 (16:49):
White Dudes for Harris? Anybody know? Are some of you
here white dudes? It doesn't sound like it. But I'm
not worried about them at all because their wives and
their wives lovers are all voting for me. Every one
of those people in.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
Autings with me.
Speaker 10 (17:09):
And as you may have seen, Kamala did an interview
on Fox News yesterday. It went so poorly for her
that the Democrats have been forced to install another one
hundred dropboxes throughout the city and The upside really is
Camalin now sees the benefit of deportation. She wants to
(17:30):
deport people. She's vicious, she wants to deport people, and
she wants to start by deporting Brett Baer Fox. It's
an interesting interview.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
Last night then.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
CNN's Brian Stelter. They brought back Brian Stelter. The Tater
is back. They might bring back Tuban as well. He's
the one that was caught winking off on Zoom Call.
But even the Tater, who hates Trump said he made
really good points and the audience loved him. That's his
high appraise as you're going to get from the Tat
when it comes to beards, Brisket and Berry. Letting it
(18:06):
all hang out, going against the grain is what we
do on the Michael Berry Show.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
I've got.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
What about this campaign has surprised you the most? What
about this campaign has surprised you the most? New polling
that just came out this morning for the state of Texas.
This is only for Texas. Remember it's not a national election,
(18:42):
so the national polls don't matter. It's fifty different individual
state races. There are data points that are being provided
as pure entertainment, and then there are things that matter.
This matters in the newest poll and I need it's
(19:03):
the University of Texas Texas Political Project poll. Trump fifty
one Harris forty six. Trump with a five percentage point lead,
three percent undecided. Trump fifty one Harris forty six. Now
here is the big change in the Senate race after
(19:25):
the debate. Cruz also fifty one, all wrong forty four.
Cruz has extended a seven percentage point lead despite a
couple hundred million dollars being spent by California on Texas.
Six years ago, they tried to put Beto in the Senate.
(19:46):
They thought they had the guy to beat Trump, to
beat Cruz. They spent over one hundred million dollars on
that race. It was enough money to have made a
difference in six d different swing elections. But they went
all in for Beto over Cruise. When they lost, there
(20:09):
was something of an internal insurrection. The internacine finger pointing
and criticizing was off the charts. They got greedy. They thought,
if we put we put it all on red, we
can beat Cruise, and we can we can finally get
him out of there, and we can take the Senate
(20:29):
race in Texas, and we can show America that we
can win this thing.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
But if you lose, you don't.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Have the money for all those other races that they
desperately needed. Cruise extending this lead could have This often happens.
The effect is one of two things that's going to happen.
The Democrats are going to say, we got to pour
more money into that race. We've got to beat Cruse,
(20:59):
and now he has begun to extend a lead, we
need to put more money there. Now, remember there's a
lot of other races that need money. They're losing the
Democrat Senate seat in Montana that's going to go Republican.
So the one option is let's double down and spend
more money. However, they've outspent Cruise dramatically, and the more
(21:25):
they've spent, they've started falling behind. As those votes start breaking,
as undecided start breaking, they come home. They flirted with
well I did see that TV ad, But then as
we get closer to the election, they start paying attention,
(21:47):
people become more informed. They go no, no, we need crews,
and people start making decisions. Right when you start you
want the perfect candidate, kind of like marriage someone has.
You know, she wanted her prince charming, and he was
going to be perfect, and he was going to be
(22:07):
this and that. And they get married and we have
the we do the prince pretend, we we dress up,
we have the fancy event, and we send the invitations
and we have all these things and everyone is there
and it's a joyous occasion and it's great. And then
you settle into life, right, And that's the moment where
you have to make a decision. Am I going to
(22:29):
be as happy as I can in the life I'm in?
Am I going to be like a child whose fairy
tale is not going quite as well as I had
planned it in my cartoon life? And people start going, Okay,
maybe I didn't like this about Ted Cruz, maybe we
don't like that. But it's at this point it's Ted
(22:50):
Cruis versus Colin Alred. It's it's people with values like
me versus George Sorows. Yeah I can, I can vote
for Ted Cruise. And that's what starts happening. So the
second option for the big money guys and the strategist is, hey, guys,
we gotta have a call. We got to pull all
(23:11):
this money. We got on all wrong. It's not making
a difference. Cruise is pulling away. The guy works hard
in the state. He's on a fifty three city tour.
He's popular there. We don't like him in California, but
he does represent Texas. You know, yesterday we had ted
Cruise in the morning and he was going to a
(23:32):
gathering in Lubbock and the crowd they did one of
those things where they speed it up and the crowd
was wrapped around several blocks. Lubbock showed up for what
was eleven o'clock in the morning. So those Democrat big
Democrat donors at a moment like this are prone to say,
(23:56):
let's pull that money out of Texas, cancel those buys,
Let's put it in a state that's fifty to fifty
that we can still win. If that happens, CRU's gonna win.
By ten vaughn, you're on the Michael Berry Show. Welcome
to the program.
Speaker 9 (24:12):
Hey, how you doing, Mike, Well, I'm surprised by the
so called Christians voting for homosexual lifestyles, marriage and also abortion.
And you know it's in other words, they're voting for
sodom and Gomorrah, the very thing that the Bible teach
(24:35):
against and I can't see how they can just put
that aside. You know, people need to bring that, put
that in their face, to let them see that they're
trying to put the Bible aside and just just ignore
the teachings of it, you know, just because they dislike Trump.
Another thing. Okay, I'm calling you know from Beaumont. I'm
(24:57):
surprised by a local radio station hosts analysis of the
reason why inflation remains high and slightly increasing. He thinks
because there's an increased number of wealthy people spending more.
I like to propose that it's more likely cause by
the increased number of consumers like six million dollars, I
(25:19):
mean six million more. They illegals. That's all.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Tiers.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Because I didn't get a single time start here that
our country is.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Failing you today invest in kleenics, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
And this is the Michael Berry Show.
Speaker 10 (26:06):
The last Democrat not to attend this important event was
Walter Mondelle, and it did not go very well for him.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
My boy Trump got chise, got skills on the stop.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
He jumped in the ring, amped up fish punk.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Dressed in a tuckstack up to the mic and drop
bombs on dams and stole the night.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
Just the little poor Chuck Shuper took a shot on
the jaw, hold out.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
For being gloomy.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
He pushed long raw Keith Chuck.
Speaker 10 (26:30):
He did little if Kamala losers used to have a
chance to become the first woman president.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Attack that's all in White House. He going back, yessums
all fire and something didn't quit. You have the man
of Mike Trump don't get it.
Speaker 10 (26:43):
I guess I just don't see the point of taking
shots at myself when other people have been shooting at
me for.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
A hell of a long time.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
Poll in a shot a shopping ram page through New
York cop tak pharm Comala like a ship, ain't court.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
It was a hostile crowd that did jeered until they
couldn't help a level. It couldn't help a jeer. It's
like they knew it wasn't never the Trumps coming back.
Speaker 6 (27:05):
We go along and get along.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Trump was like a man Trump. I take it back Trump.
Don't want to heat Trump. I want my seat Trump.
We can't defeat Trump.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Hey, did you see Trump? I want to be Trump.
I want to be Trump. I want to be Stop
Thomas on the moon from a money attack.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
It's on the White House. He going down, Yeah, tuk
Us on fire. Trump may never quick give the man
of Mike Trump. Don't get tradition.
Speaker 10 (27:27):
Holes that I'm supposed to tell a few self deprecating
jokes this evening.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
So here it goes.
Speaker 9 (27:35):
I've got nothing.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Smson an some money into that's on the White House.
He going, yeah, Thomas, all fly out Trump.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
They never quick give the man of Mike Trump.
Speaker 10 (27:44):
Don't really hope that she would come, because we can't
get enough of hearing her beautiful laugh. She laughs like crazy.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
He created outside looked from pig to man, and from
man to peak, and from.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Peak two men again.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
But already it was impossible to see which was which.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Donald Trump at the Al Smith dinner last night that
Kamala Harris was too scared to show up to. You'll
remember it was at the Al Smith Dinner in twenty
sixteen that Donald Trump delivered one of the most memorable
lines of the Al Smith Dinner of all time. A
long standing tradition where politics is couched in comedy, where
(28:29):
the candidates let their guard down, where the hoy poloy
rub elbows with the Catholic and financial elite. It's a tradition.
You don't miss it. The last Democrat to do so
was Walter Mondale in eighty four and the only state
he won was his own Minnesota, in the third largest
(28:50):
landslide in American history. He didn't want to show up
and be embarrassed. He was in twenty sixteen that Donald
Trump delivered the line. Clinton sitting to his left at
that point, about five feet away, and he said, I
bumped into Hillary in as we were heading to our
(29:14):
tables this evening. I bumped into Hillary and she said,
pardon me. And the place lost it. It was so
well delivered. This is why it's important that we get
the message out, that we let people see for themselves.
(29:36):
There are so many people in this country who've never
seen the funny side of Trump, so many people that
believed JD Vance was weird because that's what they were told.
You ever bought something that was that was hyped on
TV and you get it home, or now it's you're
(29:59):
scrolling Facebook and there's a product that pops up for you.
It hits your algorithm and you get it home. It
arrives and it's junk, but it looked like it was
going to be so nice. The reverse is true of
Trump and JD events. Here's Donald Trump talking about Kamala's husband,
(30:23):
Jack and the fact that he before Kamala, his daughter
had a nanny and he got her pregnant. Yeah, it
was it was bad. That's what ended his first marriage
five nineteen.
Speaker 10 (30:44):
The major issue of this race is childcare, and Kamala
has put forward a concept of a plan. A lot
of people don't like it. The only piece of advice
I would have for her and the event that she wins,
would be not to let her husband, Doug anywhere near
the netties.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Just keep on.
Speaker 10 (31:03):
That's a nasty one.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
That's nasty. I told these idiots.
Speaker 10 (31:08):
They gave me this stuff.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
That's too tough.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Such a clever technique what he just did. Even Brian Stelter,
who they brought back at CNN, the Tater, even he
had to praise Trump.
Speaker 5 (31:23):
I thought he was funny.
Speaker 12 (31:24):
I thought he actually got a few great jokes in.
I thought the best moment was we talked about the
assassination attempts and made light of what he's experienced, because
I think he's experiencing real trauma, real PTSD as a
result of the shootings, but he's still able to have
a light moment in this room, and he took advantage
of the fact that Kamala Harris wasn't there, which is
(31:46):
really disappointed exactly that they're usually supposed to be in
the same room.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Brian Stelter, the tater is is your classic white guy
for Trump, A white guy who who does have a period.
I mean, that's the kind of guy for whom you
put tampons in the men's restroom. Mike, you're on the
Michael Berry Show. Welcome to the program, sir.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
Hey, Michael. You know, the one thing that I'm kind
of surprised about is that it just I get to feel,
although we don't get a lot of the ads like
they do in other states, but the one thing I
feel is that it's almost like Trump is a new
candidate and I don't know why he doesn't give like
the first three years. I know, the pandemic and say
I did this and this and this unemployment average was
(32:32):
this da da da more a factual presentation compared to
what it was with Biden, and also to the fact
that we were in no wars while he was there,
And I just don't think he belabors that point very much.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
When you say you don't think he belabors that point,
when is he talking that you're referring to.
Speaker 6 (32:56):
Well, like whether it's debates or whether it is as
with the CNN people, I don't think that. He he says,
look look at my record compared to Biden. It it's
almost like they're saying, he's going to do all this
kind of stuff when he's going to be the president.
Well he's already been the president, right, and he didn't
do all that stuff. But he I don't think it's
(33:17):
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
But he's talking to an audience of people that he knows,
don't really know what his record was. Remember, you're not
the average person. You're not the average person. The average person.
He's talking to the average person and trying to win
them over. So he's starting from a different point than you.
They don't you know what happened. They don't, And he
(33:41):
knows what moves people. When you get when you get
in the weeds over what the unemployment rate and what
you lose people that are not actively engaged. You've got
to meet them where they are to sell them on
your ideas and he's incredibly good at it. It's easy
(34:02):
to say that a candidate ought to do this or that,
because that's what you would do to sell yourself. But
remember he's not trying to sell you. You're already sold.
He cannot make an approach in a cerebral way based
on the record. You're talking about people that don't tune in,
(34:22):
and you got their attention for just a moment.
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