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Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's that time, time, time, time, luck and load.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
So Michael Very Show is on the air.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Right, we won't take a lot of hate. We're gonna
be sued every day, numerous times. I think you will

(00:39):
see the left try to control the media. They're going
to show the first crying female, first crying child and
say how inhumane we are.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Should say that, I'm so sorry only people are getting
detect children.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
I don't understand.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
They're so sorry. I wish they could do something that
they can't. I don't know what to do. Who'll try
and be there, but.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
They won't talk about three hundred and forty thousand children
that they've failed to take care of. They're not going
to talk about the young women who have been murdered
in this country, the hands the criminal cartowners. They're not
going to talk about the hundreds of angel moms and
dads who bury their children. Want to talk about family separation,
they bury their children. Their children were killed by a

(01:37):
member of a member of a criminal car tower where
someone's not supposed to be here. They'll tell one side
of the story. They'll try to vilifies, but they're not
going to stop it.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Then all I can do is cry, you.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Can do what.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
It's where he let the Martina fights through her pain
and tears after she says her father, Andreas Martina, was
arrested from his Wakegan home early Sunday morning by Immigration
and Customs enforcement agents. She says, the forty four year
old grandfather came to the US from Mexico nearly thirty
years ago.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
I opened the door because date that maybe one of
us where introvers something habits was.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
They would have been nice.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
We go find that priority tiger, which is a criminal alien.
If these were with others in the United States, I
legally we're going to take enforcement action against and we're
going to force the immigration.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Helping the curtain. And saw that it said police.

Speaker 6 (02:41):
When I saw the agents get out, they had the
buildings surrounded, so they entered. They went up and started
knocking on the doors really loudly. My children started crying.

Speaker 5 (03:15):
The man I could do.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Little scrap.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
So I'm working out last night with my trainer, Michael
Petrew Petru in Home Fitness. You heard me talk about him.
And he has dinner with my wife and Crockett and I.
Michael T's gone to college, so it's just the three
of us for dinner. Every night and talking about various things.
And I don't know why he sees fit to tell

(03:49):
this story now, but he says, did I ever tell
you I was on Rush Labas show. I'm very forgetful,
but I assure you that if you had told me
you were on Rush Limbaugh show, I would have remembered. Yeah,

(04:10):
So I was Michael and Manville. I said, oh, okay,
and what happened? He said, Well, I sat on the
hole for an hour, didn't think much of it. I
was on my way to train somebody had pretty good drive.

(04:32):
He lives down in Manville, obviously, and I think he
was training somebody in the Woodlands, which would be about
an hour and a half drive for him, depending on
the traffic patterns. He said, So I had I just
put it on speakerphone and held. I didn't think i'd
get on the air. I didn't think anything of it.
And he said, and then at some point Rush is

(04:54):
the inimitable Rush Limbaugh voice can only do so as
Michael and man veil. I said, he said Manville. He said, yeah,
there's no reason he would know that ever swam Manville
and Manville. I don't know where Cape Gerardo, Missouri is,
so you can't beect me to say it with any confidence.

(05:14):
So yeah, okay, all right, now what so he tells
us the story. So the woman who really runs Russia's show.
You know, you've heard about Cookie, you've heard about most
nerd Lee, you heard about Dean, you've heard about the whole.
But the woman who is the Chad Knockanishi of the show,
the woman who kept the trains running on time, the

(05:36):
person who gets no glory is never mentioned, is a
woman whose full name is Alice Murkowsky. She goes by Ali,
and we love Ali. Ali's our friend. Ali's our dear friend.
So we're sitting at dinner last night and I sent
Ali a message said, hey, this is crazy, but it

(05:57):
was twenty nineteen my train. You wouldn't know his last name,
so there's no point I give it to you. But
he was Michael in Manville, and I spelled it his Manville.
And then what it should be? Any chance, I know
it's crazy, any chance you can find that call for me,
because you know, to this day he still talks about

(06:18):
that call. Just he hadn't talked about it to me before.
So I roll in this morning and I'm reading all
sorts of things about what's going on with the State House,
and all sorts of different things. And I don't pay
any attention to my emails because they pile up and
there's enough things, and I wanted to post one minute

(06:39):
before we go in the air, I see a picture
of Rush. But it's not the picture of Rush to
which I'm accustomed. It is the very very late in
life picture of Rush where he has the beard as
the beard, the mustache and the whole thing, and his

(07:03):
hair on top is a little longer than and usually
a little more unkempt on the side, and he's got
a thumbs up.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
He's looking straight into the camera.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
And frankly, it doesn't look as much like Rush as
the Rush that I saw in photos.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
We weren't personal friends. I didn't get me for so
many years.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
And it's a picture of Rush, and it says EIB
on the side of it, and the E and the
B with the I in the middle and the b
our mirror images. And I had forgotten about that call,
about that conversation, and that I sent that email late
last night at dinner.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
So I get in and we're doing our thing, and I.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Check right before I go on the air to make
sure that Eddie hasn't sent me some crazy you know,
he's the boss. Just make sure that nothing is an emergency.
And just as I'm coming on the air, there's an
email from a senior producer. Some of these guys don't
like their names mentioned, so I won't mention it.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
And he says.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Michael, I found it October twenty wonder. Here's the audio file,
here's the written script, and there's Michael Patrick on Russia.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
I get it with their grabbing scoops.

Speaker 7 (08:22):
Mit the Michael Berry fuckinghood bens sjosmobile escaped from the ordinary.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Michael and Manville, Texas. Great to have you, sir, how
are you?

Speaker 8 (08:38):
I'm great, Mega prayers, Rush, I want to get right
to it. I'm telling your Rush, I've got these Democrats
figured out. We know that Democrats, we know that George
Soros pays people to show up to vote, to riot,
to protest. Why would these quote Biden rallies. Are they
not paying people to show up? They are willing to

(09:01):
let these horrible optics out there of nobody showing up.
It looks terrible. Yet Biden keeps doing these events and
they're not having people show up. I'm telling you it's
because they're just running a cursory campaign. They're going through
the motions to get to the mail in ballots. They

(09:21):
are willing for these terrible optics. Every time Biden shows
up to be out there and get on the internet,
people are laughing at them. They don't care. They are
telling us what is coming. They're going to just get
through the campaign, run the clock out, and then start
counting the mail in ballots, because there'd be no other

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reason to not at least have some show of support
at these events. They don't care. They're okay with that
look being out there. That should be very telling for
all of us watching this. It's very concerning.

Speaker 9 (09:57):
So you think the fact that there's nobody showing up
at Biden rally being done on purpose.

Speaker 8 (10:01):
Well, they're not paying people to show up when we
know they easily could rush, They've done it in the past.
They're not even taking the time to get people to
show up. It's because they're just running the clock out.
They are just getting to the mail in ballots. There's
no doubt about it. We know they pay people to

(10:24):
show up to vote, to riot, to protest. Why aren't
they paying supporters to show up to show some support
for Joe Biden. They're willing for these terrible optics to
be out there every time Biden shows up. They don't care.
They're running the clock.

Speaker 9 (10:40):
Out because it's all about getting to the mail in ballots.

Speaker 8 (10:44):
Yes, sir, yes, sir, and I'll tell you this rush.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Well wait a minute, where are the mail in ballots?

Speaker 8 (10:49):
Well that's a great question. I don't have any good
answers to that. I want to hear the Republicans start
talking more about what is the plan to find where
they're at and how are we going to combat because
they're gonna be fraudulent.

Speaker 9 (11:01):
Let me tell you where they are. They're being found
in ditches, They're being found in trash dumpsters, They're being
found in beauty salon refuse holders.

Speaker 8 (11:11):
We need to have a plan for these mail in ballots.
The Democrats are showing us they don't care about the
campaign because they don't even want people. They're not even
caring enough to pay for people to show up in
russ I'm want to tell you something else about these polls.
The Democrats know Biden's not up double digits, but that's
how many mail in ballots. They know they're going to
have because at the end of the election, when all
the mail in ballots are counted, they're going to be

(11:33):
able to say, hey, look at these double digit leads
pre election polls. Let me ask you.

Speaker 9 (11:38):
Let me let me ask you this, Michael, is there
anything the Republicans can do to stop this massive drowning
that we all face of the mail in ballots?

Speaker 8 (11:48):
That's a great question. I heard you ask Donald Trump
what he was doing about it, and he said, well,
we have some lawyers on the ground. Everybody, this is
all hands on deck rush. It's the mail in ballots.
They're running the campaign out. They're running the clock out.
We have to be so vigilant and prepared.

Speaker 9 (12:04):
So they're running You mean, they're just faking it. They
don't care about the campaign at all. They don't care
about the polls. They care about nothing. They just want
to get to election day where they can then flood
America with the mail in ballots.

Speaker 8 (12:16):
Absolutely, that's why. Look, they're not going to be fooled
by these poles. They were fooled by the polls with Hillary.
That's not happening again. They know they're not up double digits.
These poles are out there, so that when they if
they're not the ballot.

Speaker 9 (12:28):
If they're not up by double digits, then they're not
winning the election, especially if we can find the mail
in ballots and burn them.

Speaker 8 (12:36):
I love, hey, I'm in favor of that rush. I
love that if they're not up.

Speaker 9 (12:41):
I'm assuming you're talking about these things is illegal.

Speaker 8 (12:44):
Absolutely, These are the Democrats, these are radicals, these are
Saul Olenskian nights. The end justifi meis.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
I gotcha, I hear you.

Speaker 9 (12:52):
Okay, So that's what we need to find where the
mail in ballots are, and then we need a bunch
of matches and some.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Gassle detholine.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
There's so many things to unpack about that called Michael
and Manville is my trainer, Michael Petri. If you just
turned tuned in, that was from October of twenty twenty,
just a few weeks before the election. That was stolen.
But from where I said, and some of you will
have picked up, this is a little more. This is

(13:30):
a little deeper into the weeds, the ultimate talk show
host move. Your average guy couldn't pull this off. In fact,
nobody else could have pulled us off. Was that there
was nothing that my trainer, Michael Petru was saying that
Rush didn't already know or believe. But by listening attentively

(13:53):
and saying, so, what you're saying is in letting him
finish his point. He got someone els a caller. He
didn't know where he called it Manville. He didn't know
where Manville was. It wasn't Manville, Texas south of Alvin,
outside of Houston. It could have been Manville, It could

(14:13):
have been Mandeville. It could have been Lake Charles Calcashu Parish, Louisiana,
or Mississippi or Idaho for that matter. It didn't matter.
The point was Rush, as only Rush could do, was
laying the groundwork the greatest talk show of all time

(14:34):
by getting out of the way of the caller and
not needing to take credit for the brilliant point that
was being made. And it was he was simply pulling
back the red Uh, what is the thing that the
bullfighter with the red cape and just saying, go ahead,
make the point, letting someone else make the point. Ah,

(14:55):
is that what you're saying? Oh that's very interesting? Oh okay, yes, yes, okay,
all right, so yours saying that, and it's just amazing
how he had no sense of ego about it. And
mind you, that was October twenty twenty, a few weeks
before the election.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
He dies on February seventeenth. He dies November December. January
he dies three months later.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
So he is at the top of his game, brilliant
in what he's doing there, and his body is beyond treatment,
eating up with lung cancer.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
I mean process after a moment.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
I mean, I gotta give Petru credit that he doesn't
make the big money because of his brilliant political perspective.
But if you'd told me what he said at that time,
at that time, I wouldn't have believed they were cheating
at that level.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
It turns out he was right about you and what
you're doing.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
How the rulers dives out.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Mike Ovett.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Lee Majors will be our guests at ten o'clock this morning.
It's a pretty cool deal. I don't want to ruin it,
but a guy reached out to him, and I don't
know exactly if this guy is the guy or one
of the guys involved with Iromon.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Have you seen this deal?

Speaker 1 (16:39):
This rich Chinaman Japanese guy. I don't know where he's from.
I'm talking to you. He bought a banana.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Do you know this story?

Speaker 1 (16:49):
So it's all it's meant to mock the art world.
He buys a banana from banks or some I don't
know the details. You don't need to correct me, because
what you don't understand is if it matters to you,
it doesn't matter to me. So he bought a banana
from Andy Warhol's brother Picasso, who had purchased it from

(17:15):
some Frenchman who lives in Beaumont named Renois, who had
inherited it from his nextraor neighbor who invented pointalism, who
had originally discovered it in the street, from some guy
named his last name was Angelo, his first name was Michael,

(17:41):
and he was from a small suburb outside of Russia. Anyway,
the point is, you don't need to correct me, because
the point of the mockery of art is to get
it wrong and not be a person who's proud of
the fact that you get it right. You embrace that
you get it wrong. So this guy is rich Chinaman,
and I use that term loosely. He could be Korean.

(18:02):
He buys this banana and to make a mockery of
the art world. He invites everyone to see the banana
that he's paid I think was six and a half
million dollars for and when they come, it's just a banana, right,
I mean, I mean, you talk about an existential statement.

(18:22):
What did you think it was gonna be. It's just
a banana. It kills Eddie Martinez just as dead as
an avocado. He's got an allergy. It's just a banana.
Until it's not. So the press shows up to see
the banana. I don't know what they thought they were
gonna do. They got they got to write about something, right,
So it's gonna it's an event because he's called and

(18:42):
they're yeah. So he peels the banana. You know the story.
He puts it up his butt, not just kid. He
peels the banana and he eats the banana.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Oh my god, he ate the banana. He paid six
and a half may not for a bananian.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
The point is the moment he paid six and a
half million dollars for a banana is the moment he
tells you I got six and a half million dollars
to burn. Write about me, you dumbasses.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
But while you're writing.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
About me, make sure that you say, Hoachi Minh, the
cryptocurrency guy. So everybody goes and looks him up because
turns out he's a cryptocurrency guy. Easy come, easy go.
These are not guys that made their money. You know,
you got poor russe Lebarro over there. He's buying beans
and rice and the skirt, which at the time thirty

(19:27):
forty years ago was the chief part of the cow.
Now it's more expensive because everybody's buying fetus and tomatoes
and some peppers. You think about this, You're making a
dollar or two per plate. You got to make a
lot of plates to make the kind of money he makes, right,
Ramona ain't flying to see the Eagles last concert in
Las Vegas on a private jet without selling a lot

(19:49):
of plates, Okay. And then you got a cryptocurrency guy,
and you see this with this guy, a guy that
makes his money. You know, Matt Brice is over there,
he's got a by the slab of meat. He's got
to store it, then he's got to cook it. And
you know, one out of twenty is gonna get sent
back by some jackass. I said medium rare plus and

(20:12):
this is just medium rare.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Is always that guy we all know who that guy is.
I literally know that guy by name.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
So the cryptocurrency guy has his banana thing, and so
he bought six and a half million dollars in publicity,
and the art world plays along because well we're talking
about it, right.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Dog bites man, not a story. Man bites dog front page.
So you got to just do something that makes the news.
And there's a value. And when you understand there's a
value in that. Who understands that, Mattress Mac You understand
that the value of doing things to be talked about.
Now the average person to understand. I can't believe I heard.
I heard your neighbor he ain't a banana. That was

(20:56):
the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Well, he's worth five
hundred and eighty million dollars, so he won. And by
the way, now you have something to talk about, because
who else could you look down on other than banana man.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
So I don't know if it's that guy.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Or the the art director who put it together. We're
gonna find out. But there is a point to this story.
I don't want y'all to think there's not a point,
because there is somebody associated with that whole scheme. Colls
Lee Majors, and he's like, I spent six and a
half million dollars on a banana, and you're worth six

(21:27):
million mid seventies.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Run that forward.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Put it in a calculator that's you know, thirty eight
million dollars or whatever it is.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
I would like to do.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
The Rauschenberg, you know, blank slate with a six million
dollar man action figure.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Taped to the wall. Okay, you have my attention. I'm
fifty four.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
I grew up to this, all right, and this only
works if Lee Major is there don dun d So
Lee says, what do you think? And I said, Lee,
let me put it to you this way because we're
on my first name basis.

Speaker 8 (22:12):
Ron.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
First of all, you've come to the right person. I'm
the giver of good advice. What I do?

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Right, I said, Lee, Let's look at it this way.
He could have put Tom Brady on the wall, Joe Montana,
Lamar Jackson, Hoachi minh.

Speaker 8 (22:32):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Who else could he put?

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Like? The point is just to be mentioned fifty years after.
The six million dollar man is an honor, even if
it's by some you know, attention hungry goofball. You're eighty
five and people are still talking about this. This is

(22:56):
the most incredible, awesome, wonderful thing ever. I live in
the world of publicity, and the moment people aren't talking
about you anymore is you know you're you're going Hey?
I was the guy. I don't know if you hey,
can I get another round for everybody here? I don't
know if y'all remember the six man dollar man, but
that was me.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Well, he's not having to do that, so I said yes.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
And by the way, why don't you do something even
bigger than that art exhibition? Why don't you come on
the Michael Berry Show. Now that's when you've arrived. And
he said, let's do it, so that will be at
ten o'clock. And I tell you that to tell you this.

(23:41):
If you've got a question you want me to ask him,
email me through the website Michael Berryshow dot Eddie just
sent me a message. Why are you talking about my
banana allergy? It's five hours a day, brother, I got
to talk about something.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
He'll just go ahead and say it. Sorry, very shown.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
If I were to make a list from one of
the ten things that stir up the most listener emails,
it would be any reference to four twenty or veiled
references to pot because we've got a lot of low
key undercover pot smokers or once were.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
And if you, in any.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Way, shape or form, make a reference to four twenty
or anything else, they'll come out of the woodwork. I
mean they get very happy. Dante Pastorini, that's always a
good one. What would you say would be the ten
things that most stir You don't read the emails, but
I tell you about the emails.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
What'll be another one? Fride chicken No.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
No, fried chickend okay, yeah, fried chicken mite, yeah, right,
chicken mite.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
That that's a good point. What hunting, Yeah, but not
like this, not like this, take one off, put one on.
We'll get that, will get some emails. Yeah, I'll tell you.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
No, I'll tell you what.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Is uh women that we had the hots for in
the seventies, like a passing reference to Farah Fawcet. Then
I'll get I'll get a bunch of you know, I'll
get people like I met Pharah, Well she hit on.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Me, okay.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
And by the way, every time somebody said, oh she didn't,
my wife was there. If my wife will confirm that
Farah Fawcet straight up, eyeball to eyeball, made a pass
at me, sitting right next to me, with her dad
to her right and my wife across the table. Why
would my wife lie about that. It's not like she's

(25:44):
not bragging on it. She didn't even know who Farah
Fawce it was. And by the way, she was eat
up with the butthole answer at the time. And I
didn't care. I really didn't. You don't need to do
stink face. She's still Fara Fawcet. And by the way,
at the time, look up, Fara Fawcet, seah hole she was.
She died, by the way. You know what I never
thought about. I bet she's related to Frand Fawcett, Marra

(26:06):
Frand Fawcett. Was it?

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Fox Friend Fawcett was an anchor. She emails me.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
She lives out in the country now, she lives like
what she was sixty two, So this was probably two.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Years before she died. What year she died?

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Nine?

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (26:22):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (26:23):
This was.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
This was oh three. I was running from bear. I
was kind of a big dope at the time.

Speaker 8 (26:30):
Room.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
You don't know, people knew me. Uh, this was three,
so six years so she was fifty six.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
So see, people go from Barah Fawcett didn't hit on
you to well she was probably old, and no, neither
of those is true.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Neither of those is true. So she was fifty six.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
My wife is fifty six, and my wife's fine as
frogs hair. Barah Fawcett hit on me at fifty six.
Let me just play some music so I can. I
need to process this for a moment because I don't
think I it, and.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
It really hit me how young she was.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
Man think about.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Sec Representative Steve Toath of the Woodlands notices that on
the newly adopted House Rules the initials h LB appear
at the bottom. The way state government documents work as
official proceedings parliamentary procedures sort of things, is you take

(27:34):
ownership of the document at the bottom of the document,
so that when it's saved, you got a redline version
where you know in good faith.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Those of you who've done deals or those of you who.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Are lawyers know if romone makes me an offer, I
will pay five hundred dollars for your car. I'll take
delivery on Tuesday, and you make the following warranty that
it has spark plugs, and I send back and I go,
I'll accept eight hundred dollars. I'll deliver it on Wednesday,
and there's only one spark plug. Well, a red line

(28:06):
version would mark through it those lines that just so
that you could look at the document and you don't
need to reread what we've agreed to, which doesn't sound
like a big deal, but if you got a two
hundred page contract, you want to just go, all right,
give me the red line version so I can just
go and look at the terms that changed, because that's
really all that matters.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
That's really all we're arguing over.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
So at the bottom of the page, Republicans are sending
out text messages to you, going we won.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
We kept the Democrats from having committee chairman. Oh, we
did it, we did it, and I've got listeners. Go hey, Michael,
what do you think of this?

Speaker 1 (28:40):
I think you're an idiot if you sent me that,
wondering if it was do you think that Dustin Burroughs,
who was elected with all of the Democrats and a
handful of Republicans, do you think that he the minute
that happened, turn around and go ha nanadab booboo. Democrats,
You got screwed. I'm going to go help the Republicans, who,
by the way, didn't for me. So Toth notices, Oh,

(29:03):
there's HLB at toabaa. So he says, Hey, guys, who's
HLB knowing good and well, it's Hugh Brady. Hugh Brady
is the parliamentarian of the House who wrote this, who
was an attorney in the Obama administration and an operative
for the Travis County Democrat Party. But sure, Monodalla, send

(29:23):
me a text from the campaign that TLR paid for.
Send me a text from all your Republican liberal donors, going.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Hey, we stuck it to the Democrats.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
You think I believe that a Democrat operative for the
Travis County Democrat Party.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Who worked for Barack Obama, who.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Created this whole thing. Democrats aren't chairman in this administration.
We screwed them over look at us. Lacey Hall, Republican,
Dustin Burrows Republican. Monodalla Republican.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Oh well, for the.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
First time ever, every single Democrat, every single vice chair
of a committee is a Democrat. They get to control
of the committees and they get four thousand dollars a
month that the taxpayers are giving them when they're the
minority party that they.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Never had before.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
You think we're that stupid, Well, y'all are just throwing
a timpertentrum. We're getting busy with the business of governing.
Is that what that means? John Baynor, We're just we're
just drunk, crying John Baynor. When the base, when the
Tea Party base would get matt at Baynor, he'd say, well,
y'all get the luxury.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
John Cornyn says this, y'all.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Get the luxury of just being out there throwing bombs
at what we're doing.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
But we're we're busy governing.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Oh my god, Please please tell me, because this is
the phrase that turns me on more than any other.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Tell me that you've rolled up your sleeves and you're governing. See,
we don't understand governing.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
We just know throwing bombs because we don't know how
governing works.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
We just know elections.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
See, we're real simple folk out here, us peasants. But
you're in Austin screwing each other's staffers and lobbyists every
night and screwing us by day with the legislation. And
there's the Democrat operative of the Travis County, the most
liberal Democrat party in.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
The state, who's writing the bills.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
That then they got a staffer, a good one, who
sends out a picture, and that does it for all
of them, all of the people who were supported by
the Democrats to make Dustin Burroughs the.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Speaker of the House.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
So you got your monod y'alla, Sam Harless Olham.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Hey, look what we did. We kept them dead burned,
my goodness.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
And we're supposed to think, oh, you beat Wiley Cody
again