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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's that time, time, time, time, luck and load.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Michael Very Show is on the air. Lets get out
of here, out Canada.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Canada won't be there befo he so that you know
what hit him.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
The Fox News Decision Desk can now officially project.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
That Donald Trump will become the forty seventh president of
the United States.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
You guys know that my husband turned Republican this term.
Speaker 6 (00:51):
I don't know why I threw his ass out of
the house.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I think I'm going to sleep with his friends. I
think that's the only way.
Speaker 7 (00:57):
For the movement starting. We're not going to die, Harry.
We're not gonna do makeup. We're not gonna use filters,
We're not gonna go get the skin stuff. We're not
gonna dress up and look nice. Why so that they
can come and act like they own us because we
look like this absolutely not know y'all. The four B
movement means like we gonna be cozy, comfy in our
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own skin, and everyone over here is like, yeah, good strapped,
get ready, get prepared. But you know what, it's fine,
let's go bring it on. You want to fight, I'm
ready to fight.
Speaker 8 (01:28):
There is a highly trained professional assassin out there right
now and you have one job, are gone.
Speaker 9 (01:46):
I'm a firm believer in karma as well as three
times a term.
Speaker 10 (01:50):
I'm saying or I knows that someone in the White
House is better take their shot right now and better
not miss.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
My doors are open for you. If need a safe house,
I would purchase the clock.
Speaker 7 (01:59):
And if you and I are walking on the same
street in a starkout and you're a white male, you
have to be white for this to count. Okay, E
think if you don't approach me.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I will shoot you.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Just so we're clear.
Speaker 7 (02:12):
Okay, little white boys and more of your little white boys,
I delete my video.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I would never do such a thing.
Speaker 7 (02:19):
Okay, what I say, I mean unlike most of your friends.
Speaker 10 (02:23):
Okay, if your feelings are hurt and you're triggered, it
means you're going to hell.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
That's what it means.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
So I don't.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Really care how you feel, and I never will. I'm
doing okay.
Speaker 11 (02:44):
So since Trump won the election, we're cooked up. I'm
gonna be leaving the US and I'm gonna be moving
to Hawaii. So we'll see how it goes, and I'll
uphome you guys.
Speaker 10 (02:55):
Now that we're all saying what we're thinking. I'm gonna
go ahead and say that I think if you wanted
for Donald Trump, you're ugly. I think you're all freaking ugly,
and I think you're dumb as bricks. I also not
only won't care when all the bad stuff that's gonna
happen happens to you, I actually want it to happen
to you. I want your taxes to go up. I
want things to be more expensive for you. I want
you to have a complicated pregnancy. I want all that
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bad stuff to happen to you because that's what you deserve. Also, like,
the only silver lining is it's actually gonna suck for
all you Trump voters way more than it's gonna suck
for us Blue voters, because we actually have educations and
good jobs. Y'all are broke as so it's really gonna
suck for you when he raises your taxes.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
A ton is this cutting off hair. I'm gonna have
to cut it short.
Speaker 7 (03:34):
Being skinny, being hot, and all the things that the
patriarchy wants us to be, because clearly they.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Don't give it about us.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
They're cutting it. I cannot say this. That's why I'm crazy.
I cannot. I cannot put enough emphasis on this. Get
these cancers out of your life. I have people who
will tell me that they've got somebody working at their company.
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They're always in HR. The person will be working in
an HR and that that person is toxic and they
own the company. And it'll be a white man sixty
years old, and they'll say, yeah, she makes life. It's
always a woman. She makes life terrible for everybody. It's horrible.
Fire her. Well, she'll sue us. Let me explain something.
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And if you hear me say one thing that you
listen to, let it be this. I can sue you
right now. I can sue everyone right now. A lawsuit
is not necessarily one. And by the way, I can
also walk out in the street as you're crossing it
and shoot you. I can also run you over. I
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can also burgle your homes. You cannot make these things
not happen. You cannot live in fear of the process
says not happening. If you live your life in fear
of being sued for doing what you know to be right,
you'd be better off losing lawsuits. Aaron Wrights are an
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answer to your question regarding the baby that Ron Paul delivered.
You were trying to think of Selena Quintanilla, and that's
what was Selena or Selena if you like. I was
talking earlier about the feminization of our institutions, and that
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is not a knock on women. Look, men and women
are very different. Women want to pretend we're not, but
we are. You watch two four year olds, you watch
two eight year olds, you watch too, eighteen year olds,
you watch too, thirty eight year olds. Look at how
men and women gather and past friends of mine will
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come over to the house and we'll have cigars and
Drake bourbon and talk about their business, my business family,
those sorts of things. Women don't do that. It doesn't
make one better than the other. Women don't do things
the way men do. Women don't go hunting, women don't
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go as a group, don't go fishing. If you're the
one exception, great, I'm glad you didn't have any brothers
and your dad raised you as a boy, because that's
what we're talking about. But we're different. And what has
happened is strong women bully women Elizabeth Warren type. Women
who are actually strong women. Believe it or not, they're
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strong and wrong, and they're very aggressive, and they are
very resentful of males because they are jealous of males
because they wanted to be a male. And that's what
that's the root of all of this. Elizabeth Warren and
women like her wanting to be a man. They have
the most intense penis envy that you can possibly imagine.
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So as a result, what they try to do to
catapult themselves above males is to humiliate adult males and
emasculate children, little boys. And these are the types of people,
the Cynthia Nixon's. If you look, it's almost never the
case that they're making their daughter into a boy. They're
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making their boys into daughters. That's what they're doing. They
are feminizing boys and their policies in the schools, and
in addition to transitioning boys into girls, they preach they
inculcate the shame of being a boy. Being a boy
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is a terrible thing. Doing boy things is terrible. That's
why they don't want any sports. They don't want anything
that is traditionally masculine. They don't like it. They don't
they don't have functional relationships with the opposite sex in
a male female uh heterosexual way. They hate men and
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they want to be men. Per showed next.
Speaker 12 (08:29):
She thought it was Nixon. As he showed it to
the next.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
She thought it was so.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Now it's only add and showed it to the next.
She thought it now it's on.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
It's a crazy story. Wow, there's a I'm just imagining
chance with such a serious face.
Speaker 13 (09:30):
See there's a Twitter feed called love You Blue.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
In this morning they posted Dante is a picture of
Dan Pastorini with a metal around his neck and his
racing suit and his Winston Captain because they were a
sponsor and a trophy and has said Dante Pastorini raced hydroplanes,
drag raced cars, judged wet t shirt contests, starred in
a nineteen seventy five movie called Weed The Florida Connection,
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and co starred in an eighteen seventy nine Lee Major's
movie called Killer Fish. He also posed nude in nineteen
eighty for Playgirl magazine and drove a top fuel dragster.
Now that alone would be a pretty full life, I'd say.
And oh, by the way, I think he might have
played football for a minute, right, I mean, that's crazy.
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He told me last week. He said, I said something
about the life he's lived and he said, yeah, but
you know, you think about something, Michael, that people forget.
He said, I had to stop doing what I did.
That I enjoyed that I was good at at thirty three,
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and I got to play longer than most players do.
I had to stop doing that at thirty three. And
then you got to find You got to pivot and
find a life. You haven't gone to law school at
that point. You haven't gone to med school at that point,
you haven't gone to technical school. I don't have, you know,
fifteen years of becoming a plumber an electrician. You don't
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have a small business that you own. You just stopped playing.
And I said yeah, but you got your name. And
he said, well, I guess what's that worth? And I said, well,
it's been exactly forty years since you've played football, and
we've had ten people stop at our table just say
hello to you and tell you what a fan they are.
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You think anybody's going to remember my name forty years
from now. I can tell you no, not one. It's
been forty years since you did what made you famous,
and people still want to come up and tell you
and share the memories and thank you for what you do.
That's crazy, I mean, think about that. In the late eighties,
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Saturday Night Live had Bill Murray hosting and they did
a skit It's hard to find, but we have it,
and Bill Murray plays a dad with seven daughters and
he's hoping for a son. Bill Hartman played a doctor
who has delivered over forty three hundred girls, some of
which needed surgery to remove their penis and testicles. Jim
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Lovett is the doctor's secretary, Nora Dunn plays the People
magazine reporter interviewing the doctor, and Victoria Jackson plays Bill
Murray's wife. It's hard to believe they used to actually
make jokes about what is now the modern day Democrat Party. Yeah,
Jim just sent it. Yeah at ten seventeen. Sorry, I
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thought you had it. It says six h six flashback
late eighties, Ramon was taking a nap. Y'all see it
got play it you do so.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Las, you can send in that reporter now.
Speaker 9 (12:55):
Doctor Hofritz, Shelley Burnett, People Magazine come on in here
to see thank you.
Speaker 14 (13:01):
Well.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
Imagine old doctor Hopford's and People Magazine.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I don't know why anyone would want to read about me.
I'm just a small town family obstetrician.
Speaker 15 (13:08):
Well, my editors seem to think we have a very
interesting story here.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Now.
Speaker 15 (13:11):
I understand you've been working practicing here in Redfield for
twenty one years.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
That's right.
Speaker 15 (13:15):
And you've delivered over forty three hundred babies.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
And they've all been girls.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
That's right. They've all been girls. You know, that's amazing.
Speaker 15 (13:24):
You know, my assistant back in New York actually calculated
the odds of that happening and it was.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Over one is seven hundred.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Trillion, no kidding. Well, the important thing is, knock on what.
They're all healthy and happy. I try to stay in
touch with as many.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
As I can. They're like my family. They're my little girls.
I mean, it's like a miracle. Not one single boy.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Oh my goodness, Louise, would you send in the carters please?
Speaker 6 (13:50):
I have an appointment.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
You're welcome to stay and take some notes.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
Hello, Janet, Dad, how's everything going? Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I'm doing all right, so far, so good. Well, this
is Shelley Barnett of People Magazines. They're doing an article
on me.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Can you imagine that that doesn't surprise me?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Doctor Hoffertz is the best you delivered all seven of
our daughters. Well, I have the results of your amniocentis
is right here, and I've got some good news. Everything's fine.
The baby's healthy, Doctor hufferts. Is it a boy now, Ted,
wouldn't you rather be surprised in the delivery room?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
No, Doctor, I like to knows. Well, No, the girl
I love girls, see, Ted really wants a boy. This
is our eighth try. We'll try again.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
No, no more, doctor, Will this one need that operation?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yes, I'm afraid. So what operation is that? Doctor, Well, every.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Now and then a little girl is born with a
penis and testicles, and of course they have to be
removed and reshaped.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
It's it's quite routine.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Five of our seven daughters have had this operation.
Speaker 15 (15:19):
Doctor. What percentage of the babies that you deliver need
this operation?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Oh, I'd say forty nine fifty That area.
Speaker 6 (15:29):
Doctor heard the reports you wanted to? Oh, thank you, Louise,
just file them. Louise, here was one of the first
babies I ever delivered. Louise had a big date last night.
I had to go the same old problem. Well, don't wear Louise.
Mister Wright's out there somewhere well, Janet, Ted, I'll be
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seeing you next week due.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Thanks doctor, goodbye, nice to meet you, my doctor.
Speaker 6 (15:57):
Yay bye bye. Hey it's Ted buck up.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
A son is a son until he takes away, But
a daughter's a daughter all over your life.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
God bless you and your work. Doctor bouts.
Speaker 14 (16:08):
Come on, oh doctor, I gotta leave early today. My
Electorali's disappointment by of course, louis anything you want? Thank you, doctor,
Another little girl? Can you believe it?
Speaker 16 (16:23):
Live life or doing it big? On the Michael Barry Show.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
My brother used to make his own lyrics to this song.
Speaker 13 (16:46):
When you know some blue haired dude with eyeliner was,
you know, sitting.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Across the room from us at a restaurant.
Speaker 13 (16:53):
He used to say, that's one of those boys who
like girls, who like boys, who like boys, who like
boys who like.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
The around the.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
CNN of All Places reporting today on a poll that
has just been released that shows ninety four percent of
Republicans agree with President Trump that boys do not belong
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in girls' sports. Ninety four percent of Republicans, sixty four
percent of independence feel that way, some two thirds it's
hard to get two thirds agreement on anything, sixty seven
percent of Democrats agree. Now here's if you were to
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go to the cross stabs, you hear sixty seven percent
of Democrats do not believe boys should be participating in
girl sports. But if you actually drill down into the
grand details, you would find that ninety nine percent of
Blacks do not, and ninety nine percent of Hispanics do not,
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and ninety nine percent of Asians do not. The thirty
three percent of Democrats who think boys should be participating
in girls sports, that's white liberals and white liberals are
the devil. White liberal men are sissies and weak, but
they will, in service to the woman who bosses them around,
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do evil things. White liberal men want to be women
and white liberal women want to be men, and so
they just switch roles. And you watch them. You see
a woman bossing over a man and he either has
the country club dress look or well you know what
he looks like a lot of times they wear sandals.
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But you see her bossing him around. That's a that's
a white liberal family. You spotted them. Miay, she tells
him when to pee, what not to She might peg him.
I don't know. That's that's part of their sexuality includes
him being dominated by her. She takes on this dominant
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role like out in nature, and he takes on a
submissive role. It's a whole it's a whole genre. If
you don't know what they do, just take my word
for it. They flip roles and we'll leave it at that.
It's a whole thing. And a lot of them. It's
come to light like when they get a divorce or whatever,
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and the boys or sissy boys and the girls all
want to be men. Eighty percent of the respondents of
this thing, when you put the Republicans and Democrats together,
eighty percent said no boys should not be in girls sports.
That's an eighty twenty split. Okay, but listen to this.
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Since early twenty twenty one, they've been tracking this. Sixty
two percent in twenty one said no, no boys in
girl sports. Sixty two. That's now eighties. Technically seventy nine
to seventeen percentage point swing. We're winning as more people
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have come to find out what's going on here, more
people are speaking up. This is why the Democrats can't
win elections and they can't figure it out. They don't
understand these are the issues that Trump understood that a
Mike Pence er Jeb Bush that Mitt Romney never understood
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Trump found the eighty twenty issues. This isn't eighty twenty.
Eighty percent of Americans feel boys do not belong in
girl sports, and the twenty percent who think they do.
Those are freak shows. You do not want to be
around those people. That's a Elizabeth Warren looking people. That's
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that episcopalian quote unquote priest who was lecturing Donald Trump
and getting a usaid, by the way, fifty three million
dollars for illegal immigrant resettlement. These are people who will
march your child to the fire and throw them in
and feel like they're doing a good thing. These are
the people that want wide open borders. These are the
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people that'll have your son's wiener cut off. These are
the people who will have a little girl that her
thigh muscle ripped out of her body, leaving a gaping scar.
It's brutal. These detransitioning kids show photos or what it
does to their body, because you got to find something
to look like a sausage down there, and so they
take this lump of muscle and they attach it to
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where her huhu used to be, and they dangle it
down so that in underwear she can walk around looking
like she's got a wiener. Okay, all right, but it
doesn't work. So she's not able to consummate a sexual
relationship as a male, which she either dreamed to be
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or they convinced her of. Can you imagine the level
of confusion you have in your life? And they do this,
they Cynthia Nixon type women. When you see these mothers
that have multiple kids that are transitioning, that's Moonschousen by proxy.
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These people are sick. It's about the mother, not about
the child. But Trump brilliantly finds these issues. That is
an eighty twenty issue, by the way, it was a
sixty to forty issue at the time, and it affects
people where they are. There are a lot of people
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that you know who don't think of themselves as Democrat
or Republican or conservative or liberal. They're just trying to
live their life and it's hard to find an issue
that you can motivate them to vote on and get
them on your side because they mostly don't invest any
energy in policymaking. It doesn't matter to them. They have
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to work to eat, to survive, and then they want
distractions and diversions when they're not working. And that's kind
of their lives and that's the mass of people are
leading these as Carl Mark said, lives of quiet desperation.
It's true, it is true. And they're just trying to
get by. And you know, they like to occasionally buy
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something new, shiny, shiny, new thing. They like to have
better sex and more sex, and they like to look better.
They like to be more attractive and work less and
play more. And for you to find an issue for
people who don't think in these terms that will get
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them to vote for Trump over the Democrats when the
media is pounding all day long every day. Trump's a rapist,
Trump is evil, Trump is hitler for them to be
able to see through that and go, well, but this
side over here wants boys to play against my daughter.
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Fathers don't like that. You know, I've known a lot
of men who changed when they became a girl.
Speaker 11 (24:24):
Dad.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
You know, they did Indian Princess, and they're invested their thought.
It's my baby, it's my little girl. And that little
girl's got daddy wrapped around her finger. And daddy knows
it and he's happy about it. And he's gonna spoil
her rotten. Now, it makes it hard when she grows
up because no man will ever measure up to the
way daddy loves her. But these dads, they don't want
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boys beating up their girl in the plague field. That's
well done.
Speaker 17 (24:49):
So this is the Michael Barry Show.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
So after Trump's lawsuit against CBS, the FCC has compelled
CBS to turn over the transcript and the video of
the sixty minutes interview with Kamala, and now they've had
to hand it over. I want you to listen first
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to the version they aired. This is basically they're running
her campaign for her. That show should be shut like
you don't need the government to shut sixty minutes down.
There should never be another person watching again if we're serious,
because they're an absolute clown show. This is problem is
this is Russian media. This is as awful as it gets,
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all right, So listen carefully to the first One's can
be forty three seconds, and then we're going to play
you the version that's not edited, and you'll see why
they edited. Helper. Okay, so here's what we heard.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
Would you meet with President Vladimir Putin to negotiate a
solution to the war in.
Speaker 15 (26:12):
Ukraine, not bilaterally without Ukraine. No, Ukraine must have a
say in the future of Ukraine.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
As president, would you support the effort to expand NATO
to include Ukraine.
Speaker 15 (26:28):
Those are all issues that we will deal with if
and when it arrives at that point. Right now, we
are supporting Ukraine's ability to defend itself against Russia's unprovoked aggression.
Donald Trump, if he were president Putin would be sitting
in key right now. He talks about, oh he can
end it on day one. You know what that is.
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It's about surrender, all right.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
That's the version they played. Here is what actually happened.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Would you meet with President Platin, your Putin to negotiate
a solution.
Speaker 15 (27:02):
To the war in Ukraine, not bilaterally without Ukraine. No
Ukraine must have a say in the future of Ukraine.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
How about, as president, would you support the effort to
expand NATO to include Ukraine.
Speaker 15 (27:24):
Those are all issues that we will deal with if
and when it arrives at that point. Right now, we
are supporting Ukraine's ability to defend itself against Russia's unprovoked
aggression and doing what we can to continue to build
and strengthen the alliance around the support for Ukraine's right
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to be an independent nation free from having its borders
forcefully taken by Russia. And we are going to continue
to work closely with our NATO allies to continue to
reinforce America alliance in the context of NATO. Again, in
this election, there's a real difference between me and the
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former president. I believe in reinforcing the strength of NATO.
Understanding again, it is the greatest military alliance the world
has ever known. Donald Trump would pull us out of NATO.
Donald Trump, if he were president, Putin would be sitting
in Kiev right now. Let's be clear about that. He
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talks about, oh, he can end it on day one.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
You know what that is. It's about surrender.
Speaker 15 (28:32):
Achieving peace and an end to this war is not
synonymous with surrender. Those two things are not the same.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
So you can see her brain working as she's answering.
She's not formulating an answer to the question. She's trying
to remember the buzzwords she's supposed to throw in Keeve.
She knows what's going on over there. Surrender and Trump
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is bad. And you can see her trying. She's looking
at the wall in her mind of what are the
words I'm supposed to throw in here? Because she has
no idea what she's talking about, but they've given her
little buzzwords to use, and she reminds me of the
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South Carolina Beauty pageant contestant that is just she can't
She has no real answer, She just throws some buzzwords
in there, and it's glorious.
Speaker 9 (29:41):
Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate
the US on a world map.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Why do you think this is?
Speaker 9 (29:50):
I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do
so because some people out there in our nation don't
have that. And I believe that our education like such
as South Africa and Iraq everywhere like such as and
I believe that they should. Our education over here in
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the US should help the US, or should help South Africa,
It should help Iraq in the Asian countries, so we
will be able to build.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Up our future.
Speaker 6 (30:24):
Thank you very much for South Carolina.