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Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's that time time time time, lucking load.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
So Michael Very.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Show is on the air.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
It's Charlie from BlackBerry Smoke. I can feel a good
one coming on.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
It's the Michael Berry Show.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Any attempt to restrict drinking and driving here is viewed
by some as downright undemocratic. Two six packs, Shiner, not
a Nancid putine ladder, Lucky's track center.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Fifth of patrol.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Us down attic glue cooler. Take a guess at all
the door. I can feel a good one coming on,
throwing ray Wildy Hubbard sing a lounge red decking mother,
any blues I had before or gone another working weeks over,
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No chu stay So I can feel a good one coming.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
All, yeah, a week.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Night. We're gonna get the feeling right.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
We gonna keep this pider rock can til the.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Break of dog. Yeah, I can feel a good one coming. All.
I gotta getting calling this one, but I can't.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I put in a hard day's work, put in eleven
felve hours a day, and they ain't getting you drucked
in the last right, you want to cleep beer?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Three blocks in a rack top Mustang followed us down
to the leaking didn't have to think about that too long.
Skinny dipping in the bright moon out situation couldn't be
more I could feel a good one coming on.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
You know, to get maybe the most important we gonna
keep this consequential thing President Trump did this week is
getting little to no attention. Let's fix that now, an
executive order on election integrity. This is extremely important. I
(02:34):
want you to listen to this. This was before he
signed the executive order. I've been sitting on this audio
for a couple of days. I didn't expect him to
act so quickly. So my thought was we would discuss
it and hopefully but no, he he did it, he
signed it. We're done this. It's it's like this. If
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you don't have fair elections, we can't win. And if
we can't win, they win. And when they win, they
prevent you from amassing the resources to win elections ever. Again,
this game has been played throughout history. We can't just
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when they win, they shatter our communications, they take our companies,
they take our freedoms, they imprison our January sixtheres, and
then we win and we go, well, we're not going
to do that. Yeah we are, Yeah we are, Yeah,
we're going to shatter their communication systems. Now we're going
to send them to prison because if we don't do that,
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game theory will tell you, if we don't do that,
then they have no disincentive to do it ever again.
They must regret January sixth. They must regret the lawfair
against Trump. They must regret the censorship on Facebook and
before elon on Twitter. They must regret all the things
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they've done to us. They must regret the mandated shots
and the lives lost because of it. There have to
be people who go to prison. There have to be
careers that are destroyed. If you don't, then you are
endorsing and encouraging that this will happen again and next
time it'll be worse. They must fear no, no, no,
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don't do that because remember what they did last time.
Uh huh, don't do that, because if we push them
too far on that when they if they ever get
back in power, we'll never it'll be so bad, all right.
So five h five Roman, this is President Trump.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
And we should go to paper ballots. We should go
to one day voting. We should go to voter ID
and just one other thing, proof of a thing called citizenship.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
In the United States.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Wouldn't that be nice?
Speaker 5 (04:54):
How simple does that sound? Proof of citizenship, voter ID
one day voting and paper ballots. You know, paper ballots
are very secure. They have watermark paper. It's very actually,
it's very intricate stuff. It's very technologically advanced, even though
it's paper, and you'd have no trouble. You wouldn't have
dishonest elections, and you'd have them all done by ten
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o'clock in the evening.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
You know, France went to.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
That, and not that I want to copy anybody, but
many others have also, and they had thirty eight million
votes and it was all done at ten o'clock. They
had a winner, that had a loser, that was it.
Nobody was complaining. Then they had it backed up with
paper and it's so easy to do. The other thing
you'd save about this would cost you about eight percent
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of what the machines cost, so the paper would be
much less expensive. So if you're looking to save some money,
that's a good way to say. If it's it's a
shame that we've gone through it, we've gone through a
bad election, really bad election.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
The election was so bad, and think.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Of it, you wouldn't have had the October seventh is
ess sir.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
So if Republicans don't do things when they're in office
to make it safe for those who come after them,
then we don't win races. This is the difference between
the Democrats. As he was walking out the door, Barack
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Obama was doing things to help Democrats raise money, garner power,
sell influence, do the things that they do. Trump is
in his second and final term. He's not going to
be on the ballot again, so it does not personally
benefit him as a candidate or officeholder. But he knows
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that they cheated him in twenty twenty. He's well aware
of it, and he's determined he's not going to let
that happen again. Are Republicans going crazy? Are you seeing
other Republicans heralding this is the greatest thing ever. No,
Republicans don't like to discuss this. They like to pretend
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it's not happening. They like to pretend we're all We're
all really the same, we just disagree on a few think. No,
they will murder you. If they can, they will kill you.
They say so online every day. There's nobody online saying
I want to murder Nancy Pelosi or I want to
murder Chuck Schumer, I want to murder Reid Hoffmann or
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billg It. Nobody's doing that, but they're literally saying it.
They're saying it on TV. They're calling for his head.
President Trump was shot in the head, and they first
denied it happened. They said he made it up. That
is the ultimate syop. President Trump held ninety six rallies
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last year where he spoke to audiences. CNN covered one
of those live. It was in Butler, Pennsylvania. What are
the chances? They cheered, some of them said, some of
their leadership said he should have taken lessons, He should
have been a better shot. Make no mistake what you're
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dealing with here, folks.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
This is CNN. This is the news, Michael Ferry.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
That's why more people are watching the cartoon network. Spongebobbery
runs right now.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
Who listen to the response of the audience at the
Daily Show, You know, some of you might think I'm
trying to be provocative when I tell you.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
That the left wants to kill you. That's why when
you would say, well, I don't I think they mean
well by requiring us to take a shot, did they
ever apologize did they ever? Has Fauci ever apologized? Has
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Burke's has Peter Hotez? Have any of them ever apologized
for what they said and did? Absolutely not, Absolutely not,
and they're not ashamed of it. Has anybody ever apologized
for Jeffrey Epstein? Has anybody ever apologized for being on
Orgy Island where we know children were statutorily raped? Has
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anybody maybe Prince Andrew because he had to to keep
that big fat paycheck he gets for his bloodline for
being born? Has anybody else? You think they're ashamed? You
think they're embarrassed. Have the Clintons ever apologized? No, this
is who they are. It's on you. If you can't
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see that, it's on you if you don't want to
believe that. Ask Julian Assange, ask Edward Snowden. Ask the
people who went to prison for walking through the campus
the capital on January sixth. Ask those people how far
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these people would go? And ask them how far people
will take orders, carry out orders for them to ruin
your life. Ask what they'll do when they kick down
the door. You've done nothing wrong, you have no history
of any criminal act, and they kick down the door
and your children are crying and your wife is trying
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to calm them, and they have guns on you as
if you're Osama bin Laden. You see, these people don't
have trouble understanding how the left feels and what they're
capable of. This is the audience of The Daily Show
during a live taping of The Daily Show, and I
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want you to listen to the crowd cheer the idea
of well, just listen. They're taking to the streets or
the parking lots. Should I think FBI and ATF now
investigating multiple cases of possible arson targeting Teslas and cyber trucks.
Speaker 8 (11:16):
This dramatic video shows multiple cars and flames. Police say
the attacker used molotov cocktails. It's the latest in more
than a dozen instances of arson and vandalism targeting Tesla.
Speaker 6 (11:27):
The same suspects shot more Teslas with the guns. Tesla
cyber trucks were set on fire in Kansas City, and
earlier this month, shots fired in the Tesla dealership in Oregon,
cyber trucks on fire in Seattle.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Wow, you guys like pettiacs of domestic terrorism.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Jimmy Kimmel, talking about the rash of vandalizations of Tesla
vehicles and dealerships, and then he sarcastically asks them not
to do this. I yes, you need to see the
video to read get the effect, but maybe you can
on the audio alone.
Speaker 9 (12:03):
Our co president Elon Musk sent a SpaceX vehicle to
bring the astronauts back, and when they landed, he fired
them immediately upon landing. Tesla stock is way down, almost disastrously.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
So people people have been.
Speaker 9 (12:21):
Vandalizing Tesla vehicles, new Tesla vehicles. Please don't vandalize, don't
ever vandalize Tesla vehicles.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
And so Elon.
Speaker 9 (12:32):
Musk has been making the rounds in the right wing
media try to appear to be a human being.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Yesterday he was guests.
Speaker 9 (12:38):
Of honor on the Ted Cruz podcast, where Sweaty Teddy,
who seemed Ted Cruise seems everything he knows about technology
seems to come from movies he's seen. Ted asked Elon
a question about the dangers of AI is.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Kind of real, like you get the apocalyptic visions of AI.
How real is the prospect of killer robots annihilating humanity?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Maybe ten percent? On what timeframe?
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Five to ten years.
Speaker 9 (13:14):
He's going to try to get that down to three
but off topic. But Ted looks great, doesn't he. I mean,
he looks he looks like he got killed by a
robot five.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
To ten years ago.
Speaker 9 (13:25):
I just want you what you just saw was a
sitting United States Senator asking the actual Terminator about the
movie Terminator, which he says is about to come through.
We also got an update on that war in Ukraine.
Trump promised he would end in twenty four hours.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Something happened to Jimmy Kimmel along the way. There was
a time he was kind of funny, and then he
took the corporate paycheck and he realized who his overlords were.
One of the things that surprises people when someone sells
out is they don't sell out. And if you look
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behind them, they have their fingers crossed. They have to
buy in as if they believe it, to give themselves
a sense so that they can take pride in who
they still are, as if you know, I chose this.
This is how I really feel. This is Jimmy Kimmel
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crying after Donald Trump won the White House in November.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Let's be honest, it was a terrible night last night.
Speaker 9 (14:29):
It was a terrible night for women, for children, for
the hundreds of thousands of hard working immigrants who make
this country.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Go for healthcare, for our climate, hold.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
On, hold on, shuck. Yes, we're going to cheer for you. Jimmy,
emote for us. Jimmy is very upset for the children
and the women and the minorities, and the blacks and
the transsexuals and all the people that are going to
be killed. Me cares. Jimmy's good. Be good, Jimmy, show
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us your good cry for our causes. Jimmy, see we
cry for all the right things. You know what this
reminds me of at Martha's Vineyard, State of Texas Center.
Maybe it was Ronda Santis did this one sent illegal
aliens up there and dumped them out there the way
that they the Biden administration dumped them on us, and
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they lost their minds, and the liberal governor sent in
the National Guard because we can't have illegal aliens on
Martha's Vineyard, only the ones that they've hired. We can't
have them just laying about, and said you can have
it where you are, but not where they are. And
so they organized, they raised a little money, They have
the buses and they're sending them off and it's being
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filmed and they look like such hypocrites. So the ladies
of Martha's Vineyard, who did not want those illegals here,
are standing out to wave to the buses as they leave.
Their hearts are full for these women and these filder
and these illegal aliens, and we hope for the best
for them as they're sent to another community. You can
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finish it.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Let's be honest. It was a terrible night last night.
Speaker 9 (16:11):
It was a terrible night for women, for children, for
the hundreds of thousands of hard working immigrants who make
this country.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Go for health care, for our climate, for science. Tably,
isn't it.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Three six twelve when Joe's protester admits to getting paid.
We've grown accustomed to this to such a degree that
we forget how big a deal it is, and it
needs to be discussed. This is a protester at a protest,
which is an organization at an attempt to organize to
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commit terror, and the person admits, yeah, I'm need to
be here.
Speaker 8 (17:01):
Yeah I get that you get paid to be out here.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Now amazing, So somehow.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
This absolutely.
Speaker 9 (17:12):
To pay this.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
You know, we there was once a I can't remember,
I made some joke about illegal aliens or Mexicans who
come here illegally. I can't remember what the joke was.
I'm sure it was hilarious, but I had made it.
And so they thought they were going to intimidate me
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by having protesters surround the building from which I was
broadcasting at the time. And so we had been warned
that they're going to surround your studio and they're going
to protest, and I kept begging for them to do so,
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and there were lots of Democrat and liberal payes that
were upset because I was mocking them that they would
do me a favor if they sent the protesters. It
would help because they I'd be in the news and
it'd be fun. It'd give us a laugh. Well, here
they came, and I did a play by play of
the illegals rolling out of the bus. Now you can't
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imagine this today, because illegals aren't running around going I'm illegal,
I can do whatever I want. They're being deported, so
they're scared, so they're not out. You know we're illegal.
We're here, you know you're not kicking us out. So
they had put them all in T shirts when they
got there, and it looked like it honestly looked like
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they had gone to the home depot and lows and
just hired everybody there.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
It was.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
It was folks that did not look like protesters, shall
we say. And so they they loaded them up, they
pulled up in the bus and they start getting out,
and as they're getting out, it's always like you know,
arriving at camp in the movies in Dirty Dancing, I remember,
they arrive in the camp and you're gonna have to
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put on you you know, camp down grows and they're
gonna have their little talent contest, and there's always that
chirpy personality of the camp counselor. So there's always the
white liberal who is organizing the illegals in this case,
who are going to be the protesters. And we have
to have a number of these people in order to
look good for the protests. So as they would come
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off the bus, they would hand them a little placard,
a little sign, and each one of them had already
the signs were pre made, some of them to look
like they've been handmade, because this looks more authentic if
they're organic, if it was done by that person. But
it wasn't, so they've got their signs for them as
they come off, and the signs all say different things.
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And it was the funniest thing, I tell you what,
It was the absolute funniest thing I have ever seen.
And they lost their minds, lost their minds that I
that I mocked them. And so then they tried to
make a complaint that I had mocked them, and I had.
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They looked ridiculous. They looked like a home depot parking lot.
These people didn't know who I was. So at some
point I go down there and I go up and
I say, do you know who I am? And these
people who were there to protest me? And I asked
them in Spanish. The little camp counselor white liberal lady
who had been paid by sorrels to be there, she
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didn't speak Spanish. So when I asked them, hey, do
you know who I am? Dono? Now one of them
knew who I was. And I told them and they
were like, oh, okay. It still didn't matter. They were there,
the camp counselor sorrows or organization what have you believed?
Because they were furious at me because I had dishonored
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them with horrible jokes. I had told but the truth
is they didn't know about the joke. They'd never heard
the jokes, they didn't know what the jokes were and
did not care. They're part of a text chain of
people who get paid. You show up, they give you cash,
you go home, You stand around for a while. Hopefully
they give you a sandwich and a coke while you're there,
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but otherwise you just it's no different than standing at
the parking lot of home depot and you get hired
and your job is to go up into the attic
and pull stuff out of there, or haul logs or fallstones,
or it's just a job, and that's okay. That's okay.
You can hire people to do a job, and people
can get paid to do a job. Happens every day.
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But the idea is supposed to be that a protest
is an expression a feeling made manifest by action. It's
not just that someone feels this way, but that they're
willing to go out in public and be there to
be counted. I will tell you, and I'll get hate
mail from some of you because you love to go
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to these things. I have no patience for protests, I
have no patience for gathering I'm not a walk in
a circle and chant things.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
I have friends. I have friends that I adore who
their idea of a good time, let's stir up a
good time is to go somewhere and provoke leftist agitators
and yell at them and try to outwit them, and
you know, match them one for one, call them names,
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insult them, win the argument, make a point that that
person can't ever retort or can't ever you know, top
And they feel so good, and they'll go from one
to the next. And there's communities of these people, and
God help them, and there's communities of their people, and
they gather and they all yell and if they do this,
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and they do this, and I more power to you.
I suppose that's part of the movement, and more power
to you. But no, I will not be there. I
have no interest in being there. I don't actually think
any of that makes a difference. And I think the
people who think it does are the same people who
are in an adult hide and seek league that think
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it's important. It is to you, and that's great, but
literally nobody else cares. The only function that protest in
America today serves is that left wing protests either up.
They can't help it. You not paying attention to them
is the most upsetting thing in the world. That's why
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they got involved in the first place. Is they needed
more attention. Mommy and Daddy didn't give them attention. They'll
cut themselves to get attention. They'll say horrible things to
get attention. They'll do horrible things to get attention. They'll
transition to get attention. They'll join organizations, they'll spend all
your money, they'll do anything to get attention. And this
is about getting attention. So they end up having to
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block the roads because people are on their way to
pick up their kids, to go shopping, to get to work,
and they don't really care what your little banner says.
They don't care that you're upset and you want Hamas
to have a homeland, or you're upset because you want
women to get more abored. Whatever it is. People don't care,
and that is the most insulting thing to them. They'd
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rather people disagree. So in order to get you to care,
in order to met you will be made to care,
they get in the road and shut down the traffic
because then if nothing else, you get out and you
scream at them, and you're angry, and at least you
being angry, is you responding to them, you ignoring them?
That sets up that they're at the therapist for a week.
Speaker 9 (24:42):
They are telling me what's called ones, these little things
clothing for a baby, like goodbody, shptive.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Of these ones. Here we were going through our audio
and clearing out audio we haven't discussed yet, and Remove
tells me that we never played the audio of the
woman who was so upset This was weeks ago, who
was so upset that Elon had sent an email to
every federal employee that said, tell me the five things
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you did last week. Tell me five things you did
last week at work. And I was sure we played it,
and he's sure we haven't. So I tend to program
our show for people who don't watch as much Fox
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News as the other folks, people who are really busy
being parents and business owners. So I won't have a
tendency to explain things on a level that's more accessible,
more pedestrian, more elementary, if you will. I don't try
to assume, as I think many people do, and there's
a role for that, that you're watching Fox News all
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day long and you're on Twitter all day long, and
you know everything about everything that's already going on, and
we're just going to continue to talk about it because
we all want to it all the time. In many cases,
I understand when I play audio of Jay of JB. Pritzker,
so JB doesn't matter the fact governor of Illinois, that
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I need to explain who that is, because if somebody
doesn't understand who that is, they don't get the point.
And I can remember conversations being held before I knew
as much about what was going on as I do now,
and people would make reference to he said that, and
she responded that way, and I don't know who the
he and she are, so the point was lost on me.
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And it strikes me that the purpose of our conversations
is to share information with you and let you do
with it what you want. But if I'm not presenting
it in a way that is bite size and easy
to digest as you're in the middle for most of
you you're traveling, then I'm not effective at what I'm doing.
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And it's important that we're a because there's a bigger
picture here and that's saving the country. So it's possible
you might not have heard this audio, and so it
sent us on a tangent of talking about this and
how important this is. This is the key example of
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the difficulty of bringing reform in a democratic republic. It's
just why many people believe that a benevolent dictatorship is
a more effective means of governing. And the reason is
because you have to get people to buy in in
a democrat republic to policies that in the short term
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are painful. There's a reason most Americans are fat. There is,
let's be honest, and that is because they consume more
calories than they burn. Simple there's a reason that most
Americans can't lose weight fit over a long period of time,
and that reason is it's easier to eat bad foods
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more often at the wrong times. I don't eat very
much fast food. I used to eat a lot, used
to eat levels that it would disturb you. But I
never did that because it was cheap, that was a
nice byproduct. I did it because I enjoyed it. If
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I was having a rough day, some good, sodium doused
greasy fast food was delightful, and I was making a
decision in the short term to please myself. When that
probably wasn't the best thing to do. Nick Saban's got
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a discussion he's having. I saw this a week or
so ago, and he says that the challenge for a
coach is to get players to make decisions in the
short term that are good for them in the long term.
And that is to make a decision to suffer pain
now that you will have joy in the future with victory,
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when people would rather make a decision for joy now
which will bring pain in the future, which is lost.
We're trying to get a nation to come along with
the idea that waste and fraud are bad, trying to
get them to come along with the idea that we
have too many government workers which we're all paying for,
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and that you could have that money back, and that
those workers are abusing their powers or simply being lazy,
and that we're creating a bad culture of these people
and we're not even doing them any favors. The idea
that you would be asked by your boss to list
five things you did last week, and that that would
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set you off into tears and spasms and therapy sessions.
That is the strongest indictment of the culture of our
government in this country that I've heard in a long time.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
When you wake up RRI when.
Speaker 10 (30:11):
You're on your weekend and you get.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
The fork in the road.
Speaker 10 (30:15):
Message, or you get the subsequent five bullets, Hey, what
the hell did you do?
Speaker 3 (30:21):
You lazy federal worker his.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Week You notice the up talk. There's always the up talk.
There's always the lilt at the end. You can see
the crazy in their eyes, you can hear the crazy
in their delivery. It is always breathless, desperate. This is
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the woman at the store who yells at the clerk,
yells at the bagger, yells at the assistant manager, and
yells at everyone else who gets in her way as
she storms out of there, announcing that she's not going
to pay for this item because she doesn't think they
put it on the right shelf, and she's not going
to do this, and she's not going to do that,
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and you're not going to stop her, and in most
cases people don't. They just let it go. And she
storms out, stomping and gets in used to get in
her tesla, now she has to get in her whatever
she drives now Subaru and storms off and drives off,
and she's mad and spends the next two hours telling
everybody how mad she was and how she screamed at
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the store. That's who these people are. You can see
it in their eyes, you can hear it in their voice.
Start this over. But just notice how desperate and angry
and frustrated and unsteady and unstable she is. Remember she
was asked to tell us, tell the people who pay
your bills, five things you did last week to justify it.
Speaker 10 (31:53):
When you wake up, Lorri, when you're on your weekend
and you get the fork in the road message, or
you get the subsequent five bullets, Hey, what the.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Hell did you do? You lazy federal worker? This suite?
Speaker 10 (32:11):
How frightening is it that someone on.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
X, the owner of X, speaks to you directly to say,
what did you do last week at work? And if
you don't answer, I Am going to fire you?
Speaker 10 (32:29):
But he even more egregious, the President comes out, the
most powerful person in the land, and indorces that message.
How do you think that makes federal workers feel.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Like fat, lazy schlubs who have the perception of not
doing any work. Use the opportunity, you loser. Why don't
you list the five things you've done? List fifty excel
This is the guy. There's always some guy in the
NFL every year who doesn't want to show up to
(33:06):
training camp, doesn't want to do this, doesn't want to
do this and make claim. Ray says, But there's always
you know, doesn't want to be part of it. He's
the victim. You know, this is all so clear. It's
all becoming so clear, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Els has let me, thank you and good night.