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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's that time, time, time, time, luck and load. So
Michael Verie Show is on the air, We'll.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Go to Jim Rusky, Jason Tom in that order, and
then start at the bottom with those and go back
up to the next list. Today's one of those days
that I feel like we could just stay on from
eight am to seven pm and just not even let's
not even break, just keep going, take calls. I have
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so many stories we have worked up. We leave on
the cutting room floor, stories every single day that I
don't get to now. Granted, do I stay on a
strict schedule.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
No.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
We randomly take calls about interestingly because that's the mood
we're in twenty years in. They let us do what
we want to do. If we want to talk to
people about what interesting things they do. Heck, if we
just want to have about a minute of church, we
can do that too.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
God, God, God, God, God, God It ever.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
You know who that is? Stop it and start it over?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
You know who?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
See if you can guess who that is? You haven't
seen the video? No, no, don't, don't start it. Then
it's a gospel group called the Men of Hope, and
they're singing in a little tiny church that's having a
revival and they were the headliners. They had multiple gospel
groups coming in to sing at this revival, little tiny,
poor black church. I will tell you this, in my
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years in politics and since, one of the most rewarding
and enriching things I ever did was to go to
poor black churches. And I mean broken down. There's brown
stains on the on the low slung roof the pillars,
you know, run through the middle of the church. There's
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not the open you know, wide span can't afford all that.
The church would have been built in the thirties or
the fifties, and the pastor would wear, you know, like
a zoot suit, bright colored, and a lot of single
women in the congregation and old men and they'd get
up and read the report to start to start the service.
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And pastor once he got going, I mean he'd be
bringing a high heat. But the musical portion of a
church like that, it is, I find it to be
a very very enthralling experience. But that right there, the
Men of Hope, the lead singer of the Men of Hope,
that's not a professional group. It's guys that that make
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a joyful noise into the as a as a as
a choral group for churches. They travel around and do this,
but his day job is a DPS trooper. That's our friend,
Stephen Woodard. I didn't even know, he's saying. I've known
the guy for how many years? I didn't even know
he sang. So listen to it again.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Really, millions.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Were saying we got to get them to do that
looking for a city Chuck Wagon gang. Didn't somebody else
do that.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
That moment?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Hapley in this.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Land of danger, we are going here and there with
simply trusting in the lessons, says.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Things.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Can we get back to Woodard? Now that are you
making goofy jokes?
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
God, God, God got it.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
God God got it.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Ever you mean sense it?
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Indeed, God got it.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
God got it.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Indeed God call him. Response. I do that all day.
I can do that all day.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Love it. Suh.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
They dress sharp, they I mean, I'm a post it.
Oh I did post a video, posted it on Facebook.
I'm not going to know this guy for probably fifteen
years and him not tell me. He sings in a
in a gospel group. One other interesting thing about out Woodard.
His step son is DJ Hicks. David Hicks played in Katie.
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He was the top He's ranked the top d lineman
in the entire country. Committed to A and M played
a red shirt year and then his freshman year last year,
and this will be I think his third year this year,
and he's expected to start number eleven. Great, he had wonderful,
wonderful kid, smart kid, respectful kid. Of course, his mom
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is a commander in the Houston Police Department. His stepdad,
my buddy, Stephen Woodard, is a DPS trooper. You see
him on TV all time. And the kid's biological father.
His dad is a football coach and he's tough on him,
so he's got a lot of discipline in his life.
You would expect that to DJ to be exactly the
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kid that he is. Let's go to Ronnie. You're on
the Michael Berry Show. Go ahead, Ronnie, what do you
do turn Good.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Morning, sir, Yes, sir, yes, sir. My name is Ronnie Whitman.
I'm a bee keeper.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Oh my, where are you a beekeeper?
Speaker 6 (07:07):
My bees are kept at more Head Blueberry Farm. I've
been pollinating his blueberries for about twenty years.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
And do you own the farm?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
No?
Speaker 6 (07:17):
I do not own more Head Blueberry Farm. I just
have permission to keep my bees there, and he gets
the pleasure of my bees while pollinating his blueberries.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yeah, he also gets the exemption.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
Well he's a he's got twenty acres of blueberries, so
he's already got.
Speaker 7 (07:38):
An exempt you need.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
I'm not helping him with that. I'm just helping him
with the keep getting the fruit on the vine.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Interesting, okay, And how do you get paid?
Speaker 6 (07:52):
I produced the honey when I harvest, said honey last year,
I've got a thousand gallons of honey off of eighty
five behind.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
That feels and then I thought it was that kind
of output. Hold on, let me processize that is a lot.
It feels like that's a lot. That's ten, ten ten
point two gallons per hime. I mean to think about
that ten gallons. That's a lot. How much does it
sell for per gallon?
Speaker 6 (08:22):
I sell my gallons for seventy dollars. I sell my
fork for twenty four.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Can smell all.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Kill me?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
It's a sad video. One of the coolest concerts we
had at the RCC. He had grown up in Katie
for several years and his teens when his parents split.
Kind of the basis of the song, and he lived
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with his dad in Katie, so we were an atypical
venue forever clear to play. But damned if he didn't
come in and do an on air interview with me
for quite a while as long as I wanted hang
out that day meet everybody, and made very clear I
never imposed on him anybody I wanted to bring back
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to meet him. He was happy to meet and then
hung around afterwards to sign autographs and take photos after
putting on more than the allotted time for the show.
But art, Yeah, nothing but respect and appreciation for that guy.
I loved their music before, but it was an insight
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in at least for a moment, into him, and I
came away from the experience with a very, very positive feeling.
I think Chad's a fan, maybe because the Portland connection,
because he spent so much The guy spent so much
time in in Portland and writes about Portland and he
is very portland E. But I liked him. I liked
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him a lot. Let's go to gym in Huntsville. Hey, Jim,
remind me I've asked this question before, and I can't
remember the answer of somebody who called from Huntsville did
they still have one Tinsley's in Huntsville.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
I have never heard of that.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
It's a fried chicken joint. No, it started there.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
Are we talking? I'm in Alabama.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Oh, Huntsville, Alabama. I'm sorry, okay, yeah, go ahead, my man,
my apologies. Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
Yeah. Well we got several fried chicken places, but never
heard of that one. No, I just wanted to call
it in. And you're talking about people with interesting jobs.
I thought mine was kind of unusual. I started out
after I graduated college, got commissioned in the Army. I
went into uh Army bomb Dispoke, went to what they
call EOD School Explosive Wardness Disposal. And that was back
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in nineteen seventy two.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
So I.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
So go ahead.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Vietnam era. Were you in country in Vietnam?
Speaker 5 (11:18):
No, sir, they had the Army had a policy that
when you graduated from bomb disposal school, they didn't assign
you the Vietnam right away. They sent you to a
state side unit first to get some hands on experience,
and then they would send you to Vietnam. So by
the time I got my first units under my belt,
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Vietnam was winding down.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Let me ask you this give me the Let's pretend
I'm in fourth grade, so talk to me as in
the most simplistic way possible and assume I know nothing
and use simple language in thirty seconds or less. How
do you dispose of bomb without it going off? What
is the trick?
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Well, you've got to you've got to realize there's two
different kinds of bombs. We worked on a military ordinance
and homemade bombs that were in the civilian sector, So
most people are familiar with the homemade bombs and it
works on the basic principles of a flashlight. You need
three three elements. You need some type of switch within
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the flashlight and drawn off button, some type of power
source which is your batteries, and some kind of explosive
which is your In that case, it's your light bulb
that goes off when you turn your flashlight on. So
you need those basic three functions to make that bomb
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go off. And in order to diffuse it, you've got
to remove one of those elements, and there's various ways
of doing it. We started off with X rays, you know,
we would CTU ray package and mainly try to disrupt
that circuit. Now on the military side, uh, we spent
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six months in Yuo d School learning all the military ordinance,
all the fuses, the bomb types of projectiles, the mortars
and grenades, everything, so you it was basically a memory
course that you had to go through and learn all that,
and then you learned different message of taking it apart.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Jim, talk to me about the mental and physiological aspects
of that. How do you maintain proper breathing? Do you
how do you maintain your calm during that? Did you
have a trick?
Speaker 1 (13:53):
No?
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Uh, The biggest problem with breathing was when you were
working in a chemical environment. The military EOD types had
what they called an M three beautile rubber suit, which
was a heavy rubber suit that SA somebody had to
put you in. This thing of like an astronaut suit,
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and it had a very tight fitting mask.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Oh, making me claustrophobic even thinking about it. Did you
do that, Ramonte?
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I would come up out of there so fast in
such a panic. Yeah. Yeah, Ramone said he just cut
a wire, just you know what, I'll blow this thing up.
I can't do this.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
I am in awe.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Jim, I know you didn't call for me to say that.
I'm in awe. And you're not bragging, You're just sharing,
and I appreciate that. But I'm just telling you, I
stand in awe of people who can overwhelm and conquer
the natural human reaction to which biologically we are disposed.
You you are, you are defeating nature. It is not
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natural to be calm while disposing of a bomb that
could end your life at any second that you didn't build,
no matter how much training you have, it is it
is so extraordinarily, extraordinarily special and impressive.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
You know, I'm impressed by a lot of things. A
guy that can that can weed eaten, make a you know,
a straight line or whatever, but this is on an
exponential scale. I mean, just wow. Thank God for people
like you, Michael Berry, show of mercy. We are having
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church in here. Oh yes, latest April Fool's Day. Frank
at the morn Arnal stands to.
Speaker 6 (16:15):
You know, the ruse and.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Still commitments.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
My friend Olivia, who is the wife of the Aggie
plumber out in College Station, said loved the story about Woodard.
She knows Woodard because they came on the Aspen trip
and Woodard came on the Aspen trip, and she said,
eggs for the Black Church, filling one thousand Easter eggs
for our little Black church right now. This is year
fourteen of providing an egg hunt every year. There are
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seven acres separating us in the church in our front yard,
and I love to do yard work and listen to
their praise. They celebrated one hundred and thirty years a
couple of years ago. Amazing church, truly inspiring. You know,
I'm going to give this advice and people are gonna
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think I'm crazy, but this is the kind of advice
I've given to my kids. At some point, you're going
to marry somebody, and that person is going to have
more to do with your career success and happiness than
anything else you do. I have watched people move heaven
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and earth to get their kid into a private school.
I have watched people open their wallet and act foolish
to get their kid into Aggiland or ut or wherever
their you know, their kid has to go. I have
watched them drive to Kingdom, come to go to on
travel baseball or AAU or whatever. Basketball. You don't need
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to correct me with an email if I got the
letters wrong. It's not that important. That's not an important detail.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
To the story.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
I have watched them do everything anything you imagine, letters
of recommendation, going to camp, getting tutoring, all these things
to put their child in a position to be successful,
and never once addressed the issue of who your life
partner is going to be. You marry some crazy bitch,
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you're gonna have a horrible life, and you're gonna lose
half of what you built, be ready to blow your
brains out, be a raging alcoholic, a bitter person, and
have a terrible attitude toward the opposite sex. And then
you probably repeat the pattern because now you've learned so
many bad habits. Or you're the sweetest, most wonderful girl
in the world, and you get your head bashed in.
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You got children with some bastard who is a horrible dad,
who you have to deal with because now, y'all, people
pay no attention to who your life partner is going
to be. And parents they don't address it, they don't
address Friends of mine think I'm a nut for it,
but I do. Let's talk about what you want when
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a woman, and so people think what they want is
the woman that when you walk into the room, every
head turns. I have friends like this. They're single in
their fifties sixties, and their idea of the perfect woman
is the hottest woman, so that when they walk into
the restaurant, everybody turns and said, whoo, look at him.
He'd got a hot woman. Yeah, and she's gonna take
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him to the cleaners. And Bobby Newman is gonna take
two million dollars from him next year and he doesn't
even see it coming for ten rounds of secks? Was
that worth? That's pretty expensive? And all the trauma that
goes to it. His adult kids and him don't talk
anymore because she split them up. He's paid more to
her lawyer than he has for his own kids. I mean,
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it's awful. All that by way of saying, when you're
looking for a life partner with whom you're gonna what, No,
don't marry an ugly woman. That's not what I said.
Thank you, Joe, Tex. But let me finish. It's important
room put it on the road. All the things that
you think are important. Because you're gonna want to reproduce,
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continue the species. You're gonna want somebody to be there
when you come home every day, to lay in the
bed next to you, to share a bank account with
when you go on a long drive, somebody to spend
time with. Let me tell you something. You marry a
woman it does your yard work because she enjoys it.
That's a good wife. Nobody divorces a woman that does
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yardwork listening to the church up the way and singing
along with it. Nobody, you marry the woman it does
yard work. If she can darn, or knit or stitch,
marry that one. If she has the habits of her grandmother.
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She quilts. If she's in college or post college and
she quilts, lock hurt down right now, don't even Don't
let that one get don't let her out of your sight.
That is the one you want. You want the one
that is ninety percent Well, you want the one that
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is twenty five percent lover. I'm doing this off the fly.
Soup might not add up twenty five percent lover. Twenty
five percent your mother in that she cares for you.
She's a little bossy when it's for your best interest.
Twenty five percent your buddy. That can be your friend
when you need it to be, but you don't want
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her to be all the time. She's not gonna hang
out with your buddy, you got to have your gut
time and twenty five percent. You're biggest fan. And I
see guys that don't have a wife, that's their biggest fan.
They got to argue with their wife. They got can't
make a career decision, can't do what they want to do,
can't take She needs to believe in you and understand
your weaknesses and understand your foibles. Whether you drink too much,
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you eat too much, or you know you fight too much,
or whatever it is, You've got your weakness and she
understands that that's marriage material. You get the marriage right.
Let me tell you something. The rest is details. You
will fly to your height, you will ascend to your
highest heights. You get the marriage wrong, and you will
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have a lifetime of struggle. And I've watched it happen
so many times, so many times, and friends of mine
will come to me for marital device and I give it.
And now my joke is, I'm not giving it to
you because you're an idiot. You've been divorced four times
for a reason, you're gonna date, You're gonna marry some
other dude's ex wife. And she's got Bobby Newman on
speed dial and you're gonna be right back where you
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were again. And some of these guys, I got friends
who brag about how much they've had to pay Bobby Newman,
the divorce attorney for their actual wife. Like that's a
point of pride. Like it's crazy. It makes me crazy.
I want good things for my friends and I Anyway, Uh,
let's go to Tom because he's blasting dynamite.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
Tom, what you got?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
I got?
Speaker 7 (23:07):
Amy, Michael, you finally know about this.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (23:11):
I worked in the Size of Business thirty years and
uh we blasted all over an Orange pham hung. I
blasted everywhere. Or you know, you lay the geophones down
in the cable and you're looking for oil and natural gas.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
That sounds like a blast man.
Speaker 7 (23:34):
Yeah, I mean it was hard work working around the Orange.
I mean you never kept dry feet. I mean you
walk walk out in those swamps out there, and so
what you did is you got these drill buggies in
there and they drill hunter foot hole and put twenty
pounds of dynamite in there, and uh, you know, a
guy come along there later and shoot the hole and
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the blast off. And then so when you go to
Orange or anew where we went. We had an advertising
the paper that we're gonna blast dynamite.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Did you get to scream fire in the hole?
Speaker 7 (24:11):
This wasn't Mayberry.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
No, but if you watch, if you watch Justified, Walt
Goggin's character when he would blow stuff up because he
was this hill billy terrorist bad guy, and he would
drop the he was a bombs explosive. I think he
was trained in the military, his character, and he would
drop it down in there and he would scream fire
in the hole. And when that happened on that show,
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you knew something was about to get boom up. That
is very interesting, Tom, Thank you for calling me sharing that.
That's I mean, most of us will never get to
have an experience.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Like that.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
The Michael Berry show that.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I'll tell you something. When you meet a woman who
does things for herself. She repairs her own things, she
changes her own oil, pumps her own gas, She gardens,
she mows the grass, she paints, she does home improvement projects.
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Let me tell you something, some guys never figure this out.
You do not marry a woman based on how hot
she looks on an instagramable Friday night dinner party or
Saturday night because I'm telling you she's been at every
service professional all day long. Those those toes are not
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going to look like that for the rest of your life.
They're just not well they are if you're my wife,
because it's that important to me and she knows it
makes me happy, and she does it. Her paws and
claws are not going to look like they do at
the party. That the make up she's had done, all
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of that, that's they're not gonna look like that. You
need to see her in a different light. Doug Doug's
last name Doug Stone style. You need to see her
in the garage in August, in July with her hair
pulled back, with overalls on, paint splattered everywhere, including on
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her face, and she's she's wiping her face with the
back of her hand, and she's out there painting without
bothering a soul, listening to John Denver tunes with old
Chuck Taylor high tops because she ain't buying new ones
and a T shirt on from her high school. You
need to see her in that light, and then you
don't need to worry if she's if she's as skinny
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as she always was anymore. I mean, you don't want
her to blow up on you. But but within reason,
you give a little you give a little cushion, give
a little tolerance because you're not as skinny as you
once were. You got a woman that you go outside,
you look at her in that light, and she turns
and says something sweet and tender to you, even though
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she's out there in this in this in the heat
and sweat, and she's not bitching, and and she says
something sweet to you, like you hungry or what's going on?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Baby?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
That's that's the one right there, tonya. That's the keeper.
That woman will hold your hand as you take your
dying breath at eighty years old, that's the woman right there.
You catch a woman out in the monkey grass. This
was my mother out in the monkey grass, pulling the
weeds out, picking the weeds out of hands dirty as
they can be, no gloves on it. That's that's the keeper. Man.
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I'm telling you, you're not trying to win the beauty contest.
Every guys, you don't know what they're gonna like ten years,
it's certainly not twenty do You don't know? You know
how big they're gonna get. You don't know. You can't
nag them, skinny, they're gonna be. It's genetics and behavioral
and you just don't know. You don't know what the
post baby wait's gonna be. You can't worry about all
that you've got to worry about. Is she going to
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be good to you? Is she going to fulfill your
needs and not just sexually. Is she going to be
a good mother? Does this strike you as a kind
of person it's going to be a good mother. Does
this strike you as a kind of person that is
going to be there for your kids? Nothing makes me
think less of a woman than a woman who does
not take care of her own kids because she's out
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horing with guys or you know, on the single scene
or whatever she's doing. If they don't have a maternal
instinct for their own children, that's that's that's a bad
thing for me, very bad thing. But I also tend
to be a person who believes that a woman can
be the CEO of a company. They can be a
president if it's a right woman. They can be an
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astronaut or whatever else they want, great lawyer, whatever they
want to be. And they can also be a great
mommy and a great cook and a great wife and
a caretaker and a lover and a a supporter and
a cheerleader, and they can be a non professional, never
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work outside the home, and keep the best home ever.
My mom didn't work outside the home, so maybe I
have a glorified view of that because my wife. My
life was richer because my mother stayed home and made
sure that you know, our socks didn't have holes in them,
because she stitched them and made sure that our homework
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was done and made sure that we took to school
what we needed and if we were on a medication
that we took that we had time spent with us
a lot of it and as high school students, too
much of it because she was in our business. But
thank God for it now. So yeah, so that you
can just slug these last two segments picking a good
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wife from home, This is picking a good wife. This
is a conversation people don't have. I'm not telling them. Okay, fellows,
if y'all are on a hold, hold stay with me.
I will talk to you off air of the minute
we finish, because and we'll just replay them letter. Just
stay with me, be patient. I need to get to this,
all right, ladies, how to pick a man. Number one,
Your parents should like your man. If your parents don't
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like your man, just understand this. Whatever it is that
attracts you about him has blinded you. Your parents are
looking out for what's best for you. Your parents are
not sleeping with him. So if he can sling it
and you like it and it feels good and you
feel nasty or you feel sexy or whatever else, I
got news for you that will not be there when
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you're in your sixties. Okay, you will have to transition
to part two. And Part two is he's a lazy slob.
He's an insecure person, he's a needy person. He's not
a provider, he's not a protector. So whatever he's making
you feel that you like so much, that's not the
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basis of a rewarding, fulfilling Mayorge of fifty years or more.
Speaker 7 (31:01):
It's just not.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
It's just not.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
It's great. I'm happy for you, but it's just not.
Does he talk bad about his own family, that's a
red flag a man who loves his mother. But here's
the problem. I've always said, this has been my thing
my entire life, maybe because my mother said that you
should judge a man by how he treats his mother,
and I bought into it. So whatever, But if he
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talks bad about other people, if everything is somebody else's fault,
if he doesn't trust other people, if even his own
friends when he introduces you to him, he doesn't trust them.
Oh so wow, he can't trust him? But I thought
he was your best friend. Yeah, but you know he's
one time he did bad side. Bad character judge, bad
judge a character start with, and probably a person who,
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out of his own insecurity, tears everyone else else down
and the other thing. And I learned this lesson probably
in my thirties. I learned that whatever people complain about
others about is very likely a rror into their own soul.
Rush always said that about the Liberals, what they call
the Republicans, What the things they accuse them of? If
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you want to know what they're up to, it's what
they accuse the Republicans of. The Next thing is does
he honor and respect you beyond the sexual realm? Does
he respect you for who you are? Does he think
you're smart, and I don't mean how well you do
in school? Does he think you have good judgment? Does
he value your humor, Does he value your life skills?
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Does he compliment those things in a meaningful way. So
many people are so hung up on sex, which is great,
it's important, Yeah, I got it, But when you're talking
about somebody you're going to commit your life to, and
that's all I know people that are multi millionaires that's
still think that's the most important thing. And they wonder
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a year later why they got Bobby Newman calling and
they're being served, and here we go again. So maybe
maybe if we focus on the things that should matter. Man,
how do I find it? Somebody like your wife? How
do you're not looking for somebody like my wife? You're
looking for somebody you're going to see at the bar
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on Thursday night having rose all day because she's real
cute and she's had her lips plumped up where she's
in permanent duckface, and she's got her boobs really big,
because you like really big boobs. And a year later
you're playing body a bunch of money
It's that time, time, time, time, luck and load. So
Michael Verie Show is on the air, We'll.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Go to Jim Rusky, Jason Tom in that order, and
then start at the bottom with those and go back
up to the next list. Today's one of those days
that I feel like we could just stay on from
eight am to seven pm and just not even let's
not even break, just keep going, take calls. I have
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so many stories we have worked up. We leave on
the cutting room floor, stories every single day that I
don't get to now. Granted, do I stay on a
strict schedule.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
No.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
We randomly take calls about interestingly because that's the mood
we're in twenty years in. They let us do what
we want to do. If we want to talk to
people about what interesting things they do. Heck, if we
just want to have about a minute of church, we
can do that too.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
God, God, God, God, God, God It ever.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
You know who that is? Stop it and start it over?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
You know who?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
See if you can guess who that is? You haven't
seen the video? No, no, don't, don't start it. Then
it's a gospel group called the Men of Hope, and
they're singing in a little tiny church that's having a
revival and they were the headliners. They had multiple gospel
groups coming in to sing at this revival, little tiny,
poor black church. I will tell you this, in my
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years in politics and since, one of the most rewarding
and enriching things I ever did was to go to
poor black churches. And I mean broken down. There's brown
stains on the on the low slung roof the pillars,
you know, run through the middle of the church. There's
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not the open you know, wide span can't afford all that.
The church would have been built in the thirties or
the fifties, and the pastor would wear, you know, like
a zoot suit, bright colored, and a lot of single
women in the congregation and old men and they'd get
up and read the report to start to start the service.
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And pastor once he got going, I mean he'd be
bringing a high heat. But the musical portion of a
church like that, it is, I find it to be
a very very enthralling experience. But that right there, the
Men of Hope, the lead singer of the Men of Hope,
that's not a professional group. It's guys that that make
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a joyful noise into the as a as a as
a choral group for churches. They travel around and do this,
but his day job is a DPS trooper. That's our friend,
Stephen Woodard. I didn't even know, he's saying. I've known
the guy for how many years? I didn't even know
he sang. So listen to it again.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Really, millions.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Were saying we got to get them to do that
looking for a city Chuck Wagon gang. Didn't somebody else
do that.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
That moment?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Hapley in this.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Land of danger, we are going here and there with
simply trusting in the lessons, says.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Things.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Can we get back to Woodard? Now that are you
making goofy jokes?
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
God, God, God got it.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
God God got it.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Ever you mean sense it?
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Indeed, God got it.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
God got it.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Indeed God call him. Response. I do that all day.
I can do that all day.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Love it. Suh.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
They dress sharp, they I mean, I'm a post it.
Oh I did post a video, posted it on Facebook.
I'm not going to know this guy for probably fifteen
years and him not tell me. He sings in a
in a gospel group. One other interesting thing about out Woodard.
His step son is DJ Hicks. David Hicks played in Katie.
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He was the top He's ranked the top d lineman
in the entire country. Committed to A and M played
a red shirt year and then his freshman year last year,
and this will be I think his third year this year,
and he's expected to start number eleven. Great, he had wonderful,
wonderful kid, smart kid, respectful kid. Of course, his mom
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is a commander in the Houston Police Department. His stepdad,
my buddy, Stephen Woodard, is a DPS trooper. You see
him on TV all time. And the kid's biological father.
His dad is a football coach and he's tough on him,
so he's got a lot of discipline in his life.
You would expect that to DJ to be exactly the
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kid that he is. Let's go to Ronnie. You're on
the Michael Berry Show. Go ahead, Ronnie, what do you
do turn Good.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Morning, sir, Yes, sir, yes, sir. My name is Ronnie Whitman.
I'm a bee keeper.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Oh my, where are you a beekeeper?
Speaker 6 (07:07):
My bees are kept at more Head Blueberry Farm. I've
been pollinating his blueberries for about twenty years.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
And do you own the farm?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
No?
Speaker 6 (07:17):
I do not own more Head Blueberry Farm. I just
have permission to keep my bees there, and he gets
the pleasure of my bees while pollinating his blueberries.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yeah, he also gets the exemption.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
Well he's a he's got twenty acres of blueberries, so
he's already got.
Speaker 7 (07:38):
An exempt you need.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
I'm not helping him with that. I'm just helping him
with the keep getting the fruit on the vine.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Interesting, okay, And how do you get paid?
Speaker 6 (07:52):
I produced the honey when I harvest, said honey last year,
I've got a thousand gallons of honey off of eighty
five behind.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
That feels and then I thought it was that kind
of output. Hold on, let me processize that is a lot.
It feels like that's a lot. That's ten, ten ten
point two gallons per hime. I mean to think about
that ten gallons. That's a lot. How much does it
sell for per gallon?
Speaker 6 (08:22):
I sell my gallons for seventy dollars. I sell my
fork for twenty four.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Can smell all.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Kill me?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
It's a sad video. One of the coolest concerts we
had at the RCC. He had grown up in Katie
for several years and his teens when his parents split.
Kind of the basis of the song, and he lived
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with his dad in Katie, so we were an atypical
venue forever clear to play. But damned if he didn't
come in and do an on air interview with me
for quite a while as long as I wanted hang
out that day meet everybody, and made very clear I
never imposed on him anybody I wanted to bring back
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to meet him. He was happy to meet and then
hung around afterwards to sign autographs and take photos after
putting on more than the allotted time for the show.
But art, Yeah, nothing but respect and appreciation for that guy.
I loved their music before, but it was an insight
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in at least for a moment, into him, and I
came away from the experience with a very, very positive feeling.
I think Chad's a fan, maybe because the Portland connection,
because he spent so much The guy spent so much
time in in Portland and writes about Portland and he
is very portland E. But I liked him. I liked
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him a lot. Let's go to gym in Huntsville. Hey, Jim,
remind me I've asked this question before, and I can't
remember the answer of somebody who called from Huntsville did
they still have one Tinsley's in Huntsville.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
I have never heard of that.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
It's a fried chicken joint. No, it started there.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
Are we talking? I'm in Alabama.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Oh, Huntsville, Alabama. I'm sorry, okay, yeah, go ahead, my man,
my apologies. Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
Yeah. Well we got several fried chicken places, but never
heard of that one. No, I just wanted to call
it in. And you're talking about people with interesting jobs.
I thought mine was kind of unusual. I started out
after I graduated college, got commissioned in the Army. I
went into uh Army bomb Dispoke, went to what they
call EOD School Explosive Wardness Disposal. And that was back
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in nineteen seventy two.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
So I.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
So go ahead.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Vietnam era. Were you in country in Vietnam?
Speaker 5 (11:18):
No, sir, they had the Army had a policy that
when you graduated from bomb disposal school, they didn't assign
you the Vietnam right away. They sent you to a
state side unit first to get some hands on experience,
and then they would send you to Vietnam. So by
the time I got my first units under my belt,
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Vietnam was winding down.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Let me ask you this give me the Let's pretend
I'm in fourth grade, so talk to me as in
the most simplistic way possible and assume I know nothing
and use simple language in thirty seconds or less. How
do you dispose of bomb without it going off? What
is the trick?
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Well, you've got to you've got to realize there's two
different kinds of bombs. We worked on a military ordinance
and homemade bombs that were in the civilian sector, So
most people are familiar with the homemade bombs and it
works on the basic principles of a flashlight. You need
three three elements. You need some type of switch within
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the flashlight and drawn off button, some type of power
source which is your batteries, and some kind of explosive
which is your In that case, it's your light bulb
that goes off when you turn your flashlight on. So
you need those basic three functions to make that bomb
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go off. And in order to diffuse it, you've got
to remove one of those elements, and there's various ways
of doing it. We started off with X rays, you know,
we would CTU ray package and mainly try to disrupt
that circuit. Now on the military side, uh, we spent
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six months in Yuo d School learning all the military ordinance,
all the fuses, the bomb types of projectiles, the mortars
and grenades, everything, so you it was basically a memory
course that you had to go through and learn all that,
and then you learned different message of taking it apart.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Jim, talk to me about the mental and physiological aspects
of that. How do you maintain proper breathing? Do you
how do you maintain your calm during that? Did you
have a trick?
Speaker 1 (13:53):
No?
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Uh, The biggest problem with breathing was when you were
working in a chemical environment. The military EOD types had
what they called an M three beautile rubber suit, which
was a heavy rubber suit that SA somebody had to
put you in. This thing of like an astronaut suit,
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and it had a very tight fitting mask.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Oh, making me claustrophobic even thinking about it. Did you
do that, Ramonte?
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I would come up out of there so fast in
such a panic. Yeah. Yeah, Ramone said he just cut
a wire, just you know what, I'll blow this thing up.
I can't do this.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
I am in awe.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Jim, I know you didn't call for me to say that.
I'm in awe. And you're not bragging, You're just sharing,
and I appreciate that. But I'm just telling you, I
stand in awe of people who can overwhelm and conquer
the natural human reaction to which biologically we are disposed.
You you are, you are defeating nature. It is not
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natural to be calm while disposing of a bomb that
could end your life at any second that you didn't build,
no matter how much training you have, it is it
is so extraordinarily, extraordinarily special and impressive.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
You know, I'm impressed by a lot of things. A
guy that can that can weed eaten, make a you know,
a straight line or whatever, but this is on an
exponential scale. I mean, just wow. Thank God for people
like you, Michael Berry, show of mercy. We are having
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church in here. Oh yes, latest April Fool's Day. Frank
at the morn Arnal stands to.
Speaker 6 (16:15):
You know, the ruse and.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Still commitments.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
My friend Olivia, who is the wife of the Aggie
plumber out in College Station, said loved the story about Woodard.
She knows Woodard because they came on the Aspen trip
and Woodard came on the Aspen trip, and she said,
eggs for the Black Church, filling one thousand Easter eggs
for our little Black church right now. This is year
fourteen of providing an egg hunt every year. There are
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seven acres separating us in the church in our front yard,
and I love to do yard work and listen to
their praise. They celebrated one hundred and thirty years a
couple of years ago. Amazing church, truly inspiring. You know,
I'm going to give this advice and people are gonna
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think I'm crazy, but this is the kind of advice
I've given to my kids. At some point, you're going
to marry somebody, and that person is going to have
more to do with your career success and happiness than
anything else you do. I have watched people move heaven
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and earth to get their kid into a private school.
I have watched people open their wallet and act foolish
to get their kid into Aggiland or ut or wherever
their you know, their kid has to go. I have
watched them drive to Kingdom, come to go to on
travel baseball or AAU or whatever. Basketball. You don't need
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to correct me with an email if I got the
letters wrong. It's not that important. That's not an important detail.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
To the story.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
I have watched them do everything anything you imagine, letters
of recommendation, going to camp, getting tutoring, all these things
to put their child in a position to be successful,
and never once addressed the issue of who your life
partner is going to be. You marry some crazy bitch,
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you're gonna have a horrible life, and you're gonna lose
half of what you built, be ready to blow your
brains out, be a raging alcoholic, a bitter person, and
have a terrible attitude toward the opposite sex. And then
you probably repeat the pattern because now you've learned so
many bad habits. Or you're the sweetest, most wonderful girl
in the world, and you get your head bashed in.
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You got children with some bastard who is a horrible dad,
who you have to deal with because now, y'all, people
pay no attention to who your life partner is going
to be. And parents they don't address it, they don't
address Friends of mine think I'm a nut for it,
but I do. Let's talk about what you want when
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a woman, and so people think what they want is
the woman that when you walk into the room, every
head turns. I have friends like this. They're single in
their fifties sixties, and their idea of the perfect woman
is the hottest woman, so that when they walk into
the restaurant, everybody turns and said, whoo, look at him.
He'd got a hot woman. Yeah, and she's gonna take
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him to the cleaners. And Bobby Newman is gonna take
two million dollars from him next year and he doesn't
even see it coming for ten rounds of secks? Was
that worth? That's pretty expensive? And all the trauma that
goes to it. His adult kids and him don't talk
anymore because she split them up. He's paid more to
her lawyer than he has for his own kids. I mean,
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it's awful. All that by way of saying, when you're
looking for a life partner with whom you're gonna what, No,
don't marry an ugly woman. That's not what I said.
Thank you, Joe, Tex. But let me finish. It's important
room put it on the road. All the things that
you think are important. Because you're gonna want to reproduce,
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continue the species. You're gonna want somebody to be there
when you come home every day, to lay in the
bed next to you, to share a bank account with
when you go on a long drive, somebody to spend
time with. Let me tell you something. You marry a
woman it does your yard work because she enjoys it.
That's a good wife. Nobody divorces a woman that does
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yardwork listening to the church up the way and singing
along with it. Nobody, you marry the woman it does
yard work. If she can darn, or knit or stitch,
marry that one. If she has the habits of her grandmother.
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She quilts. If she's in college or post college and
she quilts, lock hurt down right now, don't even Don't
let that one get don't let her out of your sight.
That is the one you want. You want the one
that is ninety percent Well, you want the one that
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is twenty five percent lover. I'm doing this off the fly.
Soup might not add up twenty five percent lover. Twenty
five percent your mother in that she cares for you.
She's a little bossy when it's for your best interest.
Twenty five percent your buddy. That can be your friend
when you need it to be, but you don't want
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her to be all the time. She's not gonna hang
out with your buddy, you got to have your gut
time and twenty five percent. You're biggest fan. And I
see guys that don't have a wife, that's their biggest fan.
They got to argue with their wife. They got can't
make a career decision, can't do what they want to do,
can't take She needs to believe in you and understand
your weaknesses and understand your foibles. Whether you drink too much,
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you eat too much, or you know you fight too much,
or whatever it is, You've got your weakness and she
understands that that's marriage material. You get the marriage right.
Let me tell you something. The rest is details. You
will fly to your height, you will ascend to your
highest heights. You get the marriage wrong, and you will
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have a lifetime of struggle. And I've watched it happen
so many times, so many times, and friends of mine
will come to me for marital device and I give it.
And now my joke is, I'm not giving it to
you because you're an idiot. You've been divorced four times
for a reason, you're gonna date, You're gonna marry some
other dude's ex wife. And she's got Bobby Newman on
speed dial and you're gonna be right back where you
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were again. And some of these guys, I got friends
who brag about how much they've had to pay Bobby Newman,
the divorce attorney for their actual wife. Like that's a
point of pride. Like it's crazy. It makes me crazy.
I want good things for my friends and I Anyway, Uh,
let's go to Tom because he's blasting dynamite.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
Tom, what you got?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
I got?
Speaker 7 (23:07):
Amy, Michael, you finally know about this.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (23:11):
I worked in the Size of Business thirty years and
uh we blasted all over an Orange pham hung. I
blasted everywhere. Or you know, you lay the geophones down
in the cable and you're looking for oil and natural gas.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
That sounds like a blast man.
Speaker 7 (23:34):
Yeah, I mean it was hard work working around the Orange.
I mean you never kept dry feet. I mean you
walk walk out in those swamps out there, and so
what you did is you got these drill buggies in
there and they drill hunter foot hole and put twenty
pounds of dynamite in there, and uh, you know, a
guy come along there later and shoot the hole and
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the blast off. And then so when you go to
Orange or anew where we went. We had an advertising
the paper that we're gonna blast dynamite.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Did you get to scream fire in the hole?
Speaker 7 (24:11):
This wasn't Mayberry.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
No, but if you watch, if you watch Justified, Walt
Goggin's character when he would blow stuff up because he
was this hill billy terrorist bad guy, and he would
drop the he was a bombs explosive. I think he
was trained in the military, his character, and he would
drop it down in there and he would scream fire
in the hole. And when that happened on that show,
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you knew something was about to get boom up. That
is very interesting, Tom, Thank you for calling me sharing that.
That's I mean, most of us will never get to
have an experience.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Like that.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
The Michael Berry show that.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I'll tell you something. When you meet a woman who
does things for herself. She repairs her own things, she
changes her own oil, pumps her own gas, She gardens,
she mows the grass, she paints, she does home improvement projects.
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Let me tell you something, some guys never figure this out.
You do not marry a woman based on how hot
she looks on an instagramable Friday night dinner party or
Saturday night because I'm telling you she's been at every
service professional all day long. Those those toes are not
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going to look like that for the rest of your life.
They're just not well they are if you're my wife,
because it's that important to me and she knows it
makes me happy, and she does it. Her paws and
claws are not going to look like they do at
the party. That the make up she's had done, all
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of that, that's they're not gonna look like that. You
need to see her in a different light. Doug Doug's
last name Doug Stone style. You need to see her
in the garage in August, in July with her hair
pulled back, with overalls on, paint splattered everywhere, including on
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her face, and she's she's wiping her face with the
back of her hand, and she's out there painting without
bothering a soul, listening to John Denver tunes with old
Chuck Taylor high tops because she ain't buying new ones
and a T shirt on from her high school. You
need to see her in that light, and then you
don't need to worry if she's if she's as skinny
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as she always was anymore. I mean, you don't want
her to blow up on you. But but within reason,
you give a little you give a little cushion, give
a little tolerance because you're not as skinny as you
once were. You got a woman that you go outside,
you look at her in that light, and she turns
and says something sweet and tender to you, even though
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she's out there in this in this in the heat
and sweat, and she's not bitching, and and she says
something sweet to you, like you hungry or what's going on?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Baby?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
That's that's the one right there, tonya. That's the keeper.
That woman will hold your hand as you take your
dying breath at eighty years old, that's the woman right there.
You catch a woman out in the monkey grass. This
was my mother out in the monkey grass, pulling the
weeds out, picking the weeds out of hands dirty as
they can be, no gloves on it. That's that's the keeper. Man.
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I'm telling you, you're not trying to win the beauty contest.
Every guys, you don't know what they're gonna like ten years,
it's certainly not twenty do You don't know? You know
how big they're gonna get. You don't know. You can't
nag them, skinny, they're gonna be. It's genetics and behavioral
and you just don't know. You don't know what the
post baby wait's gonna be. You can't worry about all
that you've got to worry about. Is she going to
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be good to you? Is she going to fulfill your
needs and not just sexually. Is she going to be
a good mother? Does this strike you as a kind
of person it's going to be a good mother. Does
this strike you as a kind of person that is
going to be there for your kids? Nothing makes me
think less of a woman than a woman who does
not take care of her own kids because she's out
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horing with guys or you know, on the single scene
or whatever she's doing. If they don't have a maternal
instinct for their own children, that's that's that's a bad
thing for me, very bad thing. But I also tend
to be a person who believes that a woman can
be the CEO of a company. They can be a
president if it's a right woman. They can be an
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astronaut or whatever else they want, great lawyer, whatever they
want to be. And they can also be a great
mommy and a great cook and a great wife and
a caretaker and a lover and a a supporter and
a cheerleader, and they can be a non professional, never
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work outside the home, and keep the best home ever.
My mom didn't work outside the home, so maybe I
have a glorified view of that because my wife. My
life was richer because my mother stayed home and made
sure that you know, our socks didn't have holes in them,
because she stitched them and made sure that our homework
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was done and made sure that we took to school
what we needed and if we were on a medication
that we took that we had time spent with us
a lot of it and as high school students, too
much of it because she was in our business. But
thank God for it now. So yeah, so that you
can just slug these last two segments picking a good
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wife from home, This is picking a good wife. This
is a conversation people don't have. I'm not telling them. Okay, fellows,
if y'all are on a hold, hold stay with me.
I will talk to you off air of the minute
we finish, because and we'll just replay them letter. Just
stay with me, be patient. I need to get to this,
all right, ladies, how to pick a man. Number one,
Your parents should like your man. If your parents don't
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like your man, just understand this. Whatever it is that
attracts you about him has blinded you. Your parents are
looking out for what's best for you. Your parents are
not sleeping with him. So if he can sling it
and you like it and it feels good and you
feel nasty or you feel sexy or whatever else, I
got news for you that will not be there when
(30:33):
you're in your sixties. Okay, you will have to transition
to part two. And Part two is he's a lazy slob.
He's an insecure person, he's a needy person. He's not
a provider, he's not a protector. So whatever he's making
you feel that you like so much, that's not the
(30:55):
basis of a rewarding, fulfilling Mayorge of fifty years or more.
Speaker 7 (31:01):
It's just not.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
It's just not.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
It's great. I'm happy for you, but it's just not.
Does he talk bad about his own family, that's a
red flag a man who loves his mother. But here's
the problem. I've always said, this has been my thing
my entire life, maybe because my mother said that you
should judge a man by how he treats his mother,
and I bought into it. So whatever, But if he
(31:25):
talks bad about other people, if everything is somebody else's fault,
if he doesn't trust other people, if even his own
friends when he introduces you to him, he doesn't trust them.
Oh so wow, he can't trust him? But I thought
he was your best friend. Yeah, but you know he's
one time he did bad side. Bad character judge, bad
judge a character start with, and probably a person who,
(31:48):
out of his own insecurity, tears everyone else else down
and the other thing. And I learned this lesson probably
in my thirties. I learned that whatever people complain about
others about is very likely a rror into their own soul.
Rush always said that about the Liberals, what they call
the Republicans, What the things they accuse them of? If
(32:08):
you want to know what they're up to, it's what
they accuse the Republicans of. The Next thing is does
he honor and respect you beyond the sexual realm? Does
he respect you for who you are? Does he think
you're smart, and I don't mean how well you do
in school? Does he think you have good judgment? Does
he value your humor, Does he value your life skills?
(32:30):
Does he compliment those things in a meaningful way. So
many people are so hung up on sex, which is great,
it's important, Yeah, I got it, But when you're talking
about somebody you're going to commit your life to, and
that's all I know people that are multi millionaires that's
still think that's the most important thing. And they wonder
(32:50):
a year later why they got Bobby Newman calling and
they're being served, and here we go again. So maybe
maybe if we focus on the things that should matter. Man,
how do I find it? Somebody like your wife? How
do you're not looking for somebody like my wife? You're
looking for somebody you're going to see at the bar
(33:12):
on Thursday night having rose all day because she's real
cute and she's had her lips plumped up where she's
in permanent duckface, and she's got her boobs really big,
because you like really big boobs. And a year later
you're playing body a bunch of money
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