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Speaker 1 (00:03):
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Okay, bring it home now, and don't forget the new
black man phrase I touched.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, sir, remember that, I'll be right outside if you
need me. All right, Yeah, tell Mikes some new phrases.
I wanted to get to raise it.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Just help us, and he never gives an answer.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Let esus, sun going and the yes it is head
say the word speaking.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Run in my hands, so sweet.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
You know what she said?
Speaker 7 (01:23):
She said, tell you and thanks me? Why the fool
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fo why pers.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
What? Oh?
Speaker 7 (02:06):
What makes me?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Do you believe me?
Speaker 7 (02:10):
Child?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
A fool of you?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Boy, it's lucky you had these kind of arms. Were
losing for smuggling. I never thought I'd be smuggling myself.
And this is ridiculous.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
Even if I could take off, I'd never get past
the tractor.
Speaker 7 (02:30):
Be here.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Leave that to me, damn fool. I knew that you
were going to say that. Who's the more foolish fool?
The fool of follows him.
Speaker 7 (02:40):
We don't get hold again.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
I've been thinking a fair amount about Donald Trump's career.
It's an unlikely progression. Never had a president like him.
We've never really had a phenomenon like him. When you
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think about it, I think the closest example I can
find would be say a Richard Branson in England, in
that his business was tied into his personality and those
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two kind of thrived together, and so his personality became
a driving force in the business had ups and downs.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Trump had ups and downs. That's okay.
Speaker 8 (04:31):
It doesn't matter what your industry is, his being real
estate and hospitality, you have ups and downs. Atlantic City
didn't work as well as it could. And guess what,
people who've never owned a business don't understand. If you
own enough businesses, you're going to fail. It's going to happen.
There's no way around that. If you've never had any failures,
then you're not trying hard enough. You're not expanding, you're
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not testing yourself. You should fail in life. Failure is important.
Failure is a great teacher, and highly successful people will
tell you that. But I've been thinking about the fact
that the Trump phenomenon is such a quandary for the
left because you have to understand with Trump, he was
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the toast of New York and I wonder how many
modern day Maga. Fans of Trump really understand to what
extent Trump was the toast of New York.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
He was beloved.
Speaker 8 (05:35):
He wasn't considered a particularly political figure, even though he
would make comments on what government should do. He would
step in and solve a problem when something needed to
be done. But he was more sort of a guy
that could fix things, that could do things. It was smart,
it could execute. But he wasn't known as a big
political person, and he was perceived to be Democrat friendly,
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if not entirely Democrat, but more sort of middle of.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
The road, less political, more get it done.
Speaker 8 (06:07):
As I said, he was also a guy who was
quite the society figure and was beloved. Everybody wanted to
be around him, from Mike Tyson to Al Sharpton, to
Barbour streisand to Hillary Clinton's there's the meme that goes around.
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You'll see it a couple of times a year, depending
on how how many people send you memes of Hillary
Clinton saying that what we need is a leader like
Donald Trump because he can't be bought. Hillary Clinton didn't
make it her business to run around saying that this
person or that person should be president. That's not it's
not a hallmark or her career. Shit, that's not her pander.
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So there is this interesting phenomenon of the Donald Trump
that had all of these relationships. And there is a
point to what I'm saying when I'm there is an
in line to what I'm getting to. So all of
these people had very public relationships with Trump. He they
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loved him. They went to his parties, he came to theirs.
They had him on snl uh and and he had skits.
They interviewed him, they put him in movies, and so
the love affair with Trump was was very open and
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very transparent and very effusive. And Trump didn't change. That's
what's amazing. So the great hypocrisy of all of this,
of Trump being this monster, is this is the same
Trump that you adored. This is the same Trump you promoted.
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This is the same Trump you begged it to stay
at his hotels, You told people you adored him, You
called him such great things, you talked about how principled
he was. And I'm not talking about just sixty minutes
or just SNL or just Hillers, all of them, and
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now they all of a sudden, we'll be go over it. Now,
they all of a sudden hate him. They look like
such buffoons.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Captain something wong, Well, something must be right.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
You're listening to Michael Berry.
Speaker 8 (08:29):
The loftiest media continues to wring their hands over the
deportation of Trende Arragua and MS thirteen members. These are
savage creatures, but the media is crying over these turds
lack of due process. Carolyn Levitt, Wh's turned out to
be a very good press secretary, by the way, very good.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
That's a tough, tough job.
Speaker 8 (08:52):
She was asked if Ice was using tattoos alone, you.
Speaker 9 (08:57):
Can get classified by Shipley had certain symbols, inger tattoos
and wearing certain street bear brands. That own road is
enough to get someone classify as TDA and set to
ol south Elcot.
Speaker 10 (09:12):
That's not true, actually, Andrew, according to this document, it
is no according to the Department of Homeland Security and
the agents. Have you talked to the agents who have
been putting their lives on the line to detain these
foreign terrorists who have been terrorizing our communities. DDA is
a vicious gang that has taken the lives of American women,
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and our agents on the front lines take up deporting
these people with the utmost seriousness, and there is a
litany of criteria that they use to ensure that these
individuals qualify as foreign terrorists and to ensure to ensure
that they qualify for deportation. And the President made it
incredibly clear to the American public that there would be
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a mass deportation campaign of not just foreign terrors, but
also illegal criminal aliens who have been wreaking havoc on
American communities. And shame on you and shame on the
mainstream media for trying to cover for these individuals. This
is a vicious gang, Andrew, This is a vicious gang
that has taken the lives of American women.
Speaker 9 (10:13):
The government filed in court which shows.
Speaker 10 (10:16):
And you said yourself, there are there are eight criteria
on that document. And you are questioning the credibility of
these agents who are putting their life on the line
to protect your life, in the life of everybody in
this group before everybody across the country, and their credibility
should be questioned. They finally have a president who is
allowing them to do their jobs, and God bless.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Them for doing it.
Speaker 8 (10:36):
Now to put that into perspective, who is trende Aragua.
Remember the Democrats and the leftist media said that they
had not taken over apartment complexes in Aurora, Colorado. Cindy Romero,
the former resident of apartments taken over there, went before
Congress and told the story. Her story has checked out.
She was telling the truth.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
My name is Cindy Romero.
Speaker 6 (10:59):
I'm a wife, a mother of five, a grandmother of three,
a part time worker and student, and a former resident
of Aurora, Colorado. I'm one of the many victims across
the nation of the violent transnational gang Trendy Ragua, and
a former lifelong Democrat. My husband and I resided at
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the edge of Lowery apartment for four years, and while
the first few years were a pleasant experience, we soon
became observing changes in our once quiet neighborhood, and in
the spring and summer of twenty twenty four we noticed
shuttles dropping off large number of illegal immigrants onto the property.
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Throughout the year, we watched in horror as a few
apartments full of migrant families quickly evolved into large groups
of gun toting military aged males, threatening the remaining leaseholders
to abandoning their properties, then kicking in the doors to
the many vacated units to make room for other gang members.
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Open air drug use to drug dealers and seemingly underage
prostitutes filled the common areas of the buildings. Large parties
and the parking lots lasted well into the morning. Stolen
and abandoned vehicles block residence cars. Property damage was evident,
and random shootouts soon began to be expected on our
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block every night. These criminals brought in unlicensed electricians to
run electricity to abandon apartments, and locksmiths to change the
locks on the outside of the buildings to deny access
to the owners, emergency services, and even the leaseholders of
the building. Despite several calls for help to the Aurora
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Police Department, they often provided conflicting excuses for not respond.
For example, one officer told me that he wanted to respond,
but it was instructed not to, or they were often
responding to other rampant crimes across the city, or had
to respond to any crime in my neighborhood with no
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less than three or four officers and an armored vehicle.
One officer suggested I go to the media because he
felt sorry for me. He likely unintentionally saved my life.
Although we were low income and barely paying our bills,
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we realized the need to invest in home protection and
we purchased three additional handguns and six cameras in the
event that we had to defend ourselves. And during June
and July, the gang members slowly began to torture us
through intimidation, loud arguments, physical conflicts outside our door every night, vandalizing,
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taking over vacant apartments on our floor, and after several
confrontations with the gang members, several calls, and submitting video
evidence to the Aurora Police Department with no results, we
gave up trying to stop them from squatting on the property.
We spent the next few weeks looking for another rental,
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and we were unable to locate another low income property
rental that didn't have the same exact issues that we
were facing every day. We reached out to local mainstream
media several NGOs in our community, begging for help, only
to be turned away because we were just ordinary taxpayers.
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There were no government programs to grant citizens temporary protected
status from important gangs in our own country. On August eighteenth,
at eleven twenty one pm, ten minutes after my now
viral video is recorded a young man who I called
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my friend, was mortally wounded outside of my apartment during
a firestorm of bullets, causing thousands of dollars in damages
to cars and surrounding properties by six gunmen later identified
as trender Agua. And thanks to the heroism of one
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local Aurora City council woman named daniel Dorensky and some
of her friends, including John Fabricatory. They'd been sounding the
alarm over TDA for months while being called a liar
and ignored by their governor.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
I was finally able.
Speaker 6 (15:47):
To escape these horrible conditions due to their help.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
In the media frenzy.
Speaker 6 (15:54):
Following the video release. Many TDA members have now been
identified and arrested all over the country. Danielle Durinsky has
never received an apology or acknowledgment for exposing the threat.
When I heard that mister Trump had taken an interest
in Aurora in our struggles with Trenda Agua, I was relieved.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
We struggled with where to about this audio.
Speaker 8 (16:23):
You hear the sincerity in her voice. It's small, she
feels so small. My country doesn't care about me.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
It just Michael Berry Show, Michael Berry's show.
Speaker 8 (16:34):
People who really enjoy the show and stay with us
for years understand that I'm meander and stream of consciousness.
And that happened this morning when I was lecturing on
the subject of finding a good life partner, a good wife,
and a good husband. And I got so much feedback
today asking that I replay that. So I'm going to
do that.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Now. Don't worry, We're not being lazy. We'll make it
up to you. But I got so much feedback that
I thought, well, okay, well are it now?
Speaker 6 (17:01):
You know.
Speaker 8 (17:05):
I'm going to give this advice and people are gonna
think I'm crazy, But this is the kind of advice
I've given to my kids. At some point, you're going
to marry somebody, and that person is going to have
more to do with your career success and happiness than
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anything else you do. I have watched people move heaven
and Earth to get their kid into a private school.
I have watched people open their wallet and act foolish
to get their kid into Aggiland or ut or wherever
their you know, their kid.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Has to go.
Speaker 8 (17:42):
I have watched them drive to Kingdom, come to go
to on travel baseball or AAU or whatever. Basketball You
don't need to correct me with an email if I
got the letters wrong.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
It's not that important. That's not an important details in
the story.
Speaker 8 (18:00):
I have watched them do everything anything you imagine, letters
of recommendation, going to camp, getting tutoring, all these things
to put their child in a position to be successful,
and never once addressed the issue of who your life
partner is going to be. You marry some crazy bitch,
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you're going to have a horrible life, and you're going
to lose half of what you built. Be ready to
blow your brains out, be a raging alcoholic, a bitter person,
and have a terrible attitude toward the opposite sex. And
then you probably repeat the pattern because now you've learned
so many bad habits. Or you're the sweetest, most wonderful
girl in the world and you get your head bashed in.
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You got children with some bastard who is a horrible dad,
who you have to deal with because now, y'all, people
pay no attention to who your life partner is going
to be, and parents they don't address it. They don't
address it. Friends of mine think I'm a nut for it,
but I do. Let's talk about what you want when
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a woman, and so people think what they want is
the woman that when you walk into the room, every
head turns.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I have friends like this.
Speaker 8 (19:14):
They're single, in their fifties sixties, and their idea of
the perfect woman is the hottest woman, so that when
they walk into the restaurant, everybody turns and said, who
look at him? He got a hot woman. Yeah, and
she's gonna take him to the cleaners. And Bobby Newman
is gonna take two million dollars from him next year
and he doesn't even see it coming for ten rounds
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of secks.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Was that work?
Speaker 8 (19:38):
That's pretty expensive and all the trauma that goes to it.
His adult kids and him don't talk anymore because she
split them up. He's paid more to her lawyer than
he has for his own kids.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I mean, it's awful.
Speaker 8 (19:52):
All that by way of saying, when you're looking for
a life partner with whom you're gonna what, No, don't
marry ugly woman. That's not what I said, Thank you, Joe, Tex.
But let me finish. It's important.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Puts on the road.
Speaker 8 (20:08):
All the things that you think are important, because you're
gonna want to reproduce, continue the species. You're gonna want
somebody to be there when you come home every day,
to lay in the bed next to you, to share
a bank account with, when you go on a long drive,
Somebody to spend time. Let me tell you something. You
marry a woman it does your yard work.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Because she enjoys it. That's a good wife.
Speaker 8 (20:29):
Nobody divorces a woman that does yardwork listening to the
church up the way and singing along with it. Nobody,
you marry the woman it does yardwork. If she can darn,
or knit or stitch. Marry that one. If she has
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the habits of her grandmother.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
She quilts. If she's in college or post college and
she quilts.
Speaker 8 (20:59):
Lock her down right now, don't even Don't let that
one get don't let her out of your sight. That
is the one you want. You want the one that
is ninety percent Well, you want the one that is
twenty five percent lover. I'm doing this off the fly.
Slip might not add up twenty five percent lover, twenty
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five percent your mother in that she cares for you.
She's a little bossy when it's for your best interest.
Twenty five percent your buddy that can be your friend
when you need it to be, but you don't want
her to be all the time. She's not gonna hang
out with you, buddy. You gotta have your gout time.
And twenty five percent, you're biggest fan. And I see
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guys that don't have a wife that's their biggest fan.
They got to argue with their wife. They can't make
a career decision, can't do what they want to do,
can't take She needs to believe in you and understand
your weaknesses and understand your foibles. Whether you drink too much,
or you eat too much much, or you know you
fight too much, or whatever it is, You've got your weakness,
and she understands that that's marriage material. You get the
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marriage right. I'm going to tell you something. Of the
rest is details. You will fly to your height, you
will ascend to your highest heights. You get the marriage wrong,
and you.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Will have a lifetime of struggle.
Speaker 8 (22:21):
And I've watched it happen so many times, so many times,
and friends of mine will come to me for marital
device and I give it. And now my joke is,
I'm not giving it to you because you're an idiot.
You've been divorced four times for a reason. You're gonna date,
You're gonna marry some other dude's ex wife, and she's
got Bobby Newman on speed dial, and you're gonna be
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right back where you were again. And some of these guys,
I got friends who brag about how much they've had
to pay Bobby Newman, the divorce attorney for their ex wife,
Like that's a point of pride. It's crazy. It makes
me crazy. I want good things for my friends and I. Anyway,
let's go to Tom because he's blasting down.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Tom what you got?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Yeah, that ain't Michael. You probably know about this.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
I worked in the size of Business thirty years and
uh we blasted all over an orange foam. I blasted everywhere.
Or you know, you lay the geophones down on the
cable and you're looking for oil and natural gas.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
That sounds like a blast, Eh.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I mean it was hard work working around the orange.
I mean you never kept dry feet. I mean you
walk walk out in those swamps out there, and so
what you did is you got these drill buggies in
there and a drill hunter foot hole and put twenty
pounds of dynamite in there, and uh, you know, a
guy come along there later and shoot the hole and
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the blast off and then so go to Orange or
anywhere we went. We had advertising the paper that we're
gonna blast dynamite.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Did you get to screen fire in the hole?
Speaker 1 (24:11):
This wasn't Mayberry.
Speaker 8 (24:13):
No, but if you watch, if you watch Justified, Walt
Goggin's character when he would blow stuff up because he
was this he'll billy terrorist bad guy, and he would
drop the he was a bombs explosive. I think he
was trained in the military, his character, and he would
drop it down in there and he would screen fire
in the hole.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
And when that happened on that show, you knew something
was about to give boma.
Speaker 8 (24:36):
That is very interesting, Tom, thank you for calling us
sharing that. That's I mean, most of us will never
get to have an experience like that. To Michael Berry show,
he said something, you meet a woman who.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Does things for herself.
Speaker 8 (24:56):
She repairs her own things, she changes her own oil,
comes her own gas, She gardens, she mows the grass,
she paints, she does home improvement projects. Let me tell
you something, some guys never figure this out. You do
not marry a woman based on how hot she looks
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on an Instagramable Friday night, dinner, party, or Saturday night,
because I'm telling you she's been at every service professional
all day long.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Those toes are not going to look like that for
the rest of your life. They're just not well.
Speaker 8 (25:35):
They are if you're my wife, because it's that important
to me and she knows it makes me happy, and
she does it. Her paws and claws are not going
to look like they do at the party that the
makeup she's had done, all of that, they're not gonna
look like that.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
You need to see her in a different light. Doug
Doug's last name Doug Stone style.
Speaker 8 (26:05):
You need to see her in the garage in August,
in July with her hair pulled back, with overalls on,
paint splattered everywhere, including on her face, and she's she's
wiping her face with the back of her hand, and
she's out there painting without bothering a soul, listening to
John Denver tunes with old Chuck Taylor high tops because
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she ain't buying new ones and a T shirt on.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
It's from her high school. You need to see her
in that light, and then you.
Speaker 8 (26:34):
Don't need to worry if she's If she's as skinny
as she always was anymore.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
I mean, you don't want her to blow up on you.
Speaker 8 (26:40):
But but within reason, you give a little you give
a little cushion, give a little tolerance because you're not
as skinny as you once were. You got a woman
that you go outside and you look at her in
that light, and she turns and says something sweet and
tender to you, even though she's out there in this
in this in the heat and sweat, and she's.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Not bitching and remember, and she.
Speaker 8 (27:02):
Says something sweet to you, like you hungry or what's
going on?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Baby? That's that's the one right there. I'm telling you,
that's the keeper.
Speaker 8 (27:11):
That woman will hold your hand as you take your
dying breath at eighty years old, that's the woman right there.
You catch a woman out in the monkey grass. This
was my mother out in the monkey grass, pulling the
weeds out, picking the weeds out of hands dirty as
they can be, no gloves on you, pup.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
That's that's the keeper. Man.
Speaker 8 (27:31):
I'm telling you, you're not trying to win the beauty contest.
Every guys, you don't know what they're gonna like ten years,
it's certainly not twenty, you do you don't know?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
You know how big they're gonna get. You don't know.
You can't nag them skinny. They're gonna be genetics and behavioral,
and you just don't know.
Speaker 8 (27:46):
You don't know what the post baby wait's gonna be.
You can't worry about all that you've got to worry about.
Is she gonna be good to you? Is she going
to fulfill your needs and not just sexually. Is she
gonna be a good mother? Does this strike you as
a kind of person's going to be a good mother?
Does this strike you as a kind of person that
is going to be there for your kids? Nothing makes
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me think less of a woman than a woman who
does not take care of her own kids because she's
out horing with guys or you know, on the single
scene or whatever she's doing. If they don't have a
maternal instinct for their own children, that's a bad thing
for me, very bad thing. But I also tend to
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be a person who believes that a woman can be
the CEO of a company. They can be a president
if it's a right woman. They can be an astronaut
or whatever else they want, great lawyer, whatever they want
to be. And they can also be a great mommy
and a great cook and a great wife, and a
caretaker and a lover and a supporter and a cheerleader,
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and they can be a non professional, never work outside
the home, and keep the best home.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Ever.
Speaker 8 (29:00):
My mom didn't work outside the home, so maybe I
have a glorified view of that because my wife. My
life was richer because my mother stayed home and made
sure that you know, our socks didn't have holes in them,
because she stitched them and made sure that our homework
was done, and made sure that we took to school
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what we needed and if we were on a medication
that we took that we had time spent with us
a lot of it, and as high school students, too
much of it. She was in our business. But thank
God for it now. So yeah, that's you could just
slug these last two segments picking a good wife from home.
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This is picking a good wife. This is a conversation.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
People don't have. I'm not telling them.
Speaker 8 (29:47):
Okay, fellows, if y'all are on hold, hold stay with me.
I will talk to you off air of the minute
we finish, because we'll just replay them letter.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Just stay with me, be patient. I need to get
to this all.
Speaker 8 (29:56):
Right, ladies, how to pick a man. Number one, Your
parents should like your man. If your parents don't like
your man, just understand this. Whatever it is that attracts
you about him has blinded you. Your parents are looking
out for what's best for you. Your parents are not
sleeping with him. So if he can sling it and
you like it and it feels good and you feel
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nasty or you feel sexy or whatever else, I got
news for you that will not be there when you're
in your sixties. Okay, you will have to transition to
part two. And Part two is he's a lazy slob.
He's an insecure person. He's a needy person. He's not
a provider, he's not a protector. So whatever he's making
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you feel that you like so much, that's not the
basis of a rewarding, fulfilling marriage of fifty years or more.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
It's just not. It's just not. It's great. I'm happy
for you, but it's just not.
Speaker 8 (30:58):
Does he talk bad about his own family, that's a
red flag a man who loves his mother. But here's
the problem. I've always said, this has been my thing
my entire life, maybe because my mother said that you
should judge a man by how he treats his mother,
and I bought into it, So whatever. But if he
talks bad about other people, if everything is somebody else's fault,
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if he doesn't trust other people, if even his own
friends when he introduces you to him, he doesn't trust them.
Oh so wow, he can't trust him? But I thought
he was your best friend. Yeah, but you know he's
one time he did bad sign, bad character judge, bad
judge of characters start with and probably a person who,
out of his own insecurity, tears everyone else, set down
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and the other thing. And I learned this lesson probably
in my thirties. I learned that whatever people complain about
others about is very likely a mirror into their own
soul Rush always said that about the Liberals, what they
call the Republicans, What the things they accused them of?
If you want to know what they're up to, it's
what they accuse the Republicans of. The Next thing is
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does he honor and respect you beyond the sexual realm?
Does he respect you for who you are? Does he
think you're smart, and I don't mean how well you
do in school? Does he think you have good judgment?
Does he value your humor, does he value your life skills?
Does he compliment those things in a meaningful way. So
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many people are so hung up on sex, which is great,
it's important. Yeah, I got it, But when you're talking
about somebody you're going to commit your life to, and
that's all I know people that are multi millionaires that's
still think that's the most important thing. And they wonder a
year later why they got Bobby Newman calling, and they're
being served, and here we go again. So maybe, just
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maybe if we focus on the things that should matter, Man,
how do I find it?
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Somebody like your wife? How do you're not looking for
somebody like my life?
Speaker 8 (33:00):
You're looking for somebody you're going to see at the
bar on Thursday night, having rose all day because she's
real cute and she's had her lips plumped up where
she's in permanent duckface, and she's got her boobs really big,
because you like really big boobs. And a year later
you're pre playing Bobby a bunch of money
It's that time, time, time, time walking load.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
The Michael Very Show is on the air. Jan is
ready for you.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Okay, bring it home now, and don't forget the new
black man phrase I touched.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, sir, remember that, I'll be right outside if you
need me. All right, Yeah, tell Mikes some new phrases.
I wanted to get to raise it.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Just help us, and he never gives an answer.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Let esus, sun going and the yes it is head
say the word speaking.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Run in my hands, so sweet.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
You know what she said?
Speaker 7 (01:23):
She said, tell you and thanks me? Why the fool
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fo why pers.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
What? Oh?
Speaker 7 (02:06):
What makes me?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Do you believe me?
Speaker 7 (02:10):
Child?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
A fool of you?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Boy, it's lucky you had these kind of arms. Were
losing for smuggling. I never thought I'd be smuggling myself.
And this is ridiculous.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
Even if I could take off, I'd never get past
the tractor.
Speaker 7 (02:30):
Be here.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Leave that to me, damn fool. I knew that you
were going to say that. Who's the more foolish fool?
The fool of follows him.
Speaker 7 (02:40):
We don't get hold again.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
I've been thinking a fair amount about Donald Trump's career.
It's an unlikely progression. Never had a president like him.
We've never really had a phenomenon like him. When you
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think about it, I think the closest example I can
find would be say a Richard Branson in England, in
that his business was tied into his personality and those
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two kind of thrived together, and so his personality became
a driving force in the business had ups and downs.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Trump had ups and downs. That's okay.
Speaker 8 (04:31):
It doesn't matter what your industry is, his being real
estate and hospitality, you have ups and downs. Atlantic City
didn't work as well as it could. And guess what,
people who've never owned a business don't understand. If you
own enough businesses, you're going to fail. It's going to happen.
There's no way around that. If you've never had any failures,
then you're not trying hard enough. You're not expanding, you're
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not testing yourself. You should fail in life. Failure is important.
Failure is a great teacher, and highly successful people will
tell you that. But I've been thinking about the fact
that the Trump phenomenon is such a quandary for the
left because you have to understand with Trump, he was
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the toast of New York and I wonder how many
modern day Maga. Fans of Trump really understand to what
extent Trump was the toast of New York.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
He was beloved.
Speaker 8 (05:35):
He wasn't considered a particularly political figure, even though he
would make comments on what government should do. He would
step in and solve a problem when something needed to
be done. But he was more sort of a guy
that could fix things, that could do things. It was smart,
it could execute. But he wasn't known as a big
political person, and he was perceived to be Democrat friendly,
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if not entirely Democrat, but more sort of middle of.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
The road, less political, more get it done.
Speaker 8 (06:07):
As I said, he was also a guy who was
quite the society figure and was beloved. Everybody wanted to
be around him, from Mike Tyson to Al Sharpton, to
Barbour streisand to Hillary Clinton's there's the meme that goes around.
(06:28):
You'll see it a couple of times a year, depending
on how how many people send you memes of Hillary
Clinton saying that what we need is a leader like
Donald Trump because he can't be bought. Hillary Clinton didn't
make it her business to run around saying that this
person or that person should be president. That's not it's
not a hallmark or her career. Shit, that's not her pander.
(06:50):
So there is this interesting phenomenon of the Donald Trump
that had all of these relationships. And there is a
point to what I'm saying when I'm there is an
in line to what I'm getting to. So all of
these people had very public relationships with Trump. He they
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loved him. They went to his parties, he came to theirs.
They had him on snl uh and and he had skits.
They interviewed him, they put him in movies, and so
the love affair with Trump was was very open and
(07:33):
very transparent and very effusive. And Trump didn't change. That's
what's amazing. So the great hypocrisy of all of this,
of Trump being this monster, is this is the same
Trump that you adored. This is the same Trump you promoted.
(07:55):
This is the same Trump you begged it to stay
at his hotels, You told people you adored him, You
called him such great things, you talked about how principled
he was. And I'm not talking about just sixty minutes
or just SNL or just Hillers, all of them, and
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now they all of a sudden, we'll be go over it. Now,
they all of a sudden hate him. They look like
such buffoons.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Captain something wong, Well, something must be right.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
You're listening to Michael Berry.
Speaker 8 (08:29):
The loftiest media continues to wring their hands over the
deportation of Trende Arragua and MS thirteen members. These are
savage creatures, but the media is crying over these turds
lack of due process. Carolyn Levitt, Wh's turned out to
be a very good press secretary, by the way, very good.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
That's a tough, tough job.
Speaker 8 (08:52):
She was asked if Ice was using tattoos alone, you.
Speaker 9 (08:57):
Can get classified by Shipley had certain symbols, inger tattoos
and wearing certain street bear brands. That own road is
enough to get someone classify as TDA and set to
ol south Elcot.
Speaker 10 (09:12):
That's not true, actually, Andrew, according to this document, it
is no according to the Department of Homeland Security and
the agents. Have you talked to the agents who have
been putting their lives on the line to detain these
foreign terrorists who have been terrorizing our communities. DDA is
a vicious gang that has taken the lives of American women,
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and our agents on the front lines take up deporting
these people with the utmost seriousness, and there is a
litany of criteria that they use to ensure that these
individuals qualify as foreign terrorists and to ensure to ensure
that they qualify for deportation. And the President made it
incredibly clear to the American public that there would be
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a mass deportation campaign of not just foreign terrors, but
also illegal criminal aliens who have been wreaking havoc on
American communities. And shame on you and shame on the
mainstream media for trying to cover for these individuals. This
is a vicious gang, Andrew, This is a vicious gang
that has taken the lives of American women.
Speaker 9 (10:13):
The government filed in court which shows.
Speaker 10 (10:16):
And you said yourself, there are there are eight criteria
on that document. And you are questioning the credibility of
these agents who are putting their life on the line
to protect your life, in the life of everybody in
this group before everybody across the country, and their credibility
should be questioned. They finally have a president who is
allowing them to do their jobs, and God bless.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Them for doing it.
Speaker 8 (10:36):
Now to put that into perspective, who is trende Aragua.
Remember the Democrats and the leftist media said that they
had not taken over apartment complexes in Aurora, Colorado. Cindy Romero,
the former resident of apartments taken over there, went before
Congress and told the story. Her story has checked out.
She was telling the truth.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
My name is Cindy Romero.
Speaker 6 (10:59):
I'm a wife, a mother of five, a grandmother of three,
a part time worker and student, and a former resident
of Aurora, Colorado. I'm one of the many victims across
the nation of the violent transnational gang Trendy Ragua, and
a former lifelong Democrat. My husband and I resided at
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the edge of Lowery apartment for four years, and while
the first few years were a pleasant experience, we soon
became observing changes in our once quiet neighborhood, and in
the spring and summer of twenty twenty four we noticed
shuttles dropping off large number of illegal immigrants onto the property.
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Throughout the year, we watched in horror as a few
apartments full of migrant families quickly evolved into large groups
of gun toting military aged males, threatening the remaining leaseholders
to abandoning their properties, then kicking in the doors to
the many vacated units to make room for other gang members.
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Open air drug use to drug dealers and seemingly underage
prostitutes filled the common areas of the buildings. Large parties
and the parking lots lasted well into the morning. Stolen
and abandoned vehicles block residence cars. Property damage was evident,
and random shootouts soon began to be expected on our
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block every night. These criminals brought in unlicensed electricians to
run electricity to abandon apartments, and locksmiths to change the
locks on the outside of the buildings to deny access
to the owners, emergency services, and even the leaseholders of
the building. Despite several calls for help to the Aurora
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Police Department, they often provided conflicting excuses for not respond.
For example, one officer told me that he wanted to respond,
but it was instructed not to, or they were often
responding to other rampant crimes across the city, or had
to respond to any crime in my neighborhood with no
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less than three or four officers and an armored vehicle.
One officer suggested I go to the media because he
felt sorry for me. He likely unintentionally saved my life.
Although we were low income and barely paying our bills,
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we realized the need to invest in home protection and
we purchased three additional handguns and six cameras in the
event that we had to defend ourselves. And during June
and July, the gang members slowly began to torture us
through intimidation, loud arguments, physical conflicts outside our door every night, vandalizing,
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taking over vacant apartments on our floor, and after several
confrontations with the gang members, several calls, and submitting video
evidence to the Aurora Police Department with no results, we
gave up trying to stop them from squatting on the property.
We spent the next few weeks looking for another rental,
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and we were unable to locate another low income property
rental that didn't have the same exact issues that we
were facing every day. We reached out to local mainstream
media several NGOs in our community, begging for help, only
to be turned away because we were just ordinary taxpayers.
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There were no government programs to grant citizens temporary protected
status from important gangs in our own country. On August eighteenth,
at eleven twenty one pm, ten minutes after my now
viral video is recorded a young man who I called
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my friend, was mortally wounded outside of my apartment during
a firestorm of bullets, causing thousands of dollars in damages
to cars and surrounding properties by six gunmen later identified
as trender Agua. And thanks to the heroism of one
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local Aurora City council woman named daniel Dorensky and some
of her friends, including John Fabricatory. They'd been sounding the
alarm over TDA for months while being called a liar
and ignored by their governor.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
I was finally able.
Speaker 6 (15:47):
To escape these horrible conditions due to their help.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
In the media frenzy.
Speaker 6 (15:54):
Following the video release. Many TDA members have now been
identified and arrested all over the country. Danielle Durinsky has
never received an apology or acknowledgment for exposing the threat.
When I heard that mister Trump had taken an interest
in Aurora in our struggles with Trenda Agua, I was relieved.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
We struggled with where to about this audio.
Speaker 8 (16:23):
You hear the sincerity in her voice. It's small, she
feels so small. My country doesn't care about me.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
It just Michael Berry Show, Michael Berry's show.
Speaker 8 (16:34):
People who really enjoy the show and stay with us
for years understand that I'm meander and stream of consciousness.
And that happened this morning when I was lecturing on
the subject of finding a good life partner, a good wife,
and a good husband. And I got so much feedback
today asking that I replay that. So I'm going to
do that.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Now. Don't worry, We're not being lazy. We'll make it
up to you. But I got so much feedback that
I thought, well, okay, well are it now?
Speaker 6 (17:01):
You know.
Speaker 8 (17:05):
I'm going to give this advice and people are gonna
think I'm crazy, But this is the kind of advice
I've given to my kids. At some point, you're going
to marry somebody, and that person is going to have
more to do with your career success and happiness than
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anything else you do. I have watched people move heaven
and Earth to get their kid into a private school.
I have watched people open their wallet and act foolish
to get their kid into Aggiland or ut or wherever
their you know, their kid.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Has to go.
Speaker 8 (17:42):
I have watched them drive to Kingdom, come to go
to on travel baseball or AAU or whatever. Basketball You
don't need to correct me with an email if I
got the letters wrong.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
It's not that important. That's not an important details in
the story.
Speaker 8 (18:00):
I have watched them do everything anything you imagine, letters
of recommendation, going to camp, getting tutoring, all these things
to put their child in a position to be successful,
and never once addressed the issue of who your life
partner is going to be. You marry some crazy bitch,
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you're going to have a horrible life, and you're going
to lose half of what you built. Be ready to
blow your brains out, be a raging alcoholic, a bitter person,
and have a terrible attitude toward the opposite sex. And
then you probably repeat the pattern because now you've learned
so many bad habits. Or you're the sweetest, most wonderful
girl in the world and you get your head bashed in.
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You got children with some bastard who is a horrible dad,
who you have to deal with because now, y'all, people
pay no attention to who your life partner is going
to be, and parents they don't address it. They don't
address it. Friends of mine think I'm a nut for it,
but I do. Let's talk about what you want when
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a woman, and so people think what they want is
the woman that when you walk into the room, every
head turns.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I have friends like this.
Speaker 8 (19:14):
They're single, in their fifties sixties, and their idea of
the perfect woman is the hottest woman, so that when
they walk into the restaurant, everybody turns and said, who
look at him? He got a hot woman. Yeah, and
she's gonna take him to the cleaners. And Bobby Newman
is gonna take two million dollars from him next year
and he doesn't even see it coming for ten rounds
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of secks.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Was that work?
Speaker 8 (19:38):
That's pretty expensive and all the trauma that goes to it.
His adult kids and him don't talk anymore because she
split them up. He's paid more to her lawyer than
he has for his own kids.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I mean, it's awful.
Speaker 8 (19:52):
All that by way of saying, when you're looking for
a life partner with whom you're gonna what, No, don't
marry ugly woman. That's not what I said, Thank you, Joe, Tex.
But let me finish. It's important.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Puts on the road.
Speaker 8 (20:08):
All the things that you think are important, because you're
gonna want to reproduce, continue the species. You're gonna want
somebody to be there when you come home every day,
to lay in the bed next to you, to share
a bank account with, when you go on a long drive,
Somebody to spend time. Let me tell you something. You
marry a woman it does your yard work.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Because she enjoys it. That's a good wife.
Speaker 8 (20:29):
Nobody divorces a woman that does yardwork listening to the
church up the way and singing along with it. Nobody,
you marry the woman it does yardwork. If she can darn,
or knit or stitch. Marry that one. If she has
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the habits of her grandmother.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
She quilts. If she's in college or post college and
she quilts.
Speaker 8 (20:59):
Lock her down right now, don't even Don't let that
one get don't let her out of your sight. That
is the one you want. You want the one that
is ninety percent Well, you want the one that is
twenty five percent lover. I'm doing this off the fly.
Slip might not add up twenty five percent lover, twenty
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five percent your mother in that she cares for you.
She's a little bossy when it's for your best interest.
Twenty five percent your buddy that can be your friend
when you need it to be, but you don't want
her to be all the time. She's not gonna hang
out with you, buddy. You gotta have your gout time.
And twenty five percent, you're biggest fan. And I see
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guys that don't have a wife that's their biggest fan.
They got to argue with their wife. They can't make
a career decision, can't do what they want to do,
can't take She needs to believe in you and understand
your weaknesses and understand your foibles. Whether you drink too much,
or you eat too much much, or you know you
fight too much, or whatever it is, You've got your weakness,
and she understands that that's marriage material. You get the
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marriage right. I'm going to tell you something. Of the
rest is details. You will fly to your height, you
will ascend to your highest heights. You get the marriage wrong,
and you.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Will have a lifetime of struggle.
Speaker 8 (22:21):
And I've watched it happen so many times, so many times,
and friends of mine will come to me for marital
device and I give it. And now my joke is,
I'm not giving it to you because you're an idiot.
You've been divorced four times for a reason. You're gonna date,
You're gonna marry some other dude's ex wife, and she's
got Bobby Newman on speed dial, and you're gonna be
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right back where you were again. And some of these guys,
I got friends who brag about how much they've had
to pay Bobby Newman, the divorce attorney for their ex wife,
Like that's a point of pride. It's crazy. It makes
me crazy. I want good things for my friends and I. Anyway,
let's go to Tom because he's blasting down.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Tom what you got?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Yeah, that ain't Michael. You probably know about this.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
I worked in the size of Business thirty years and
uh we blasted all over an orange foam. I blasted everywhere.
Or you know, you lay the geophones down on the
cable and you're looking for oil and natural gas.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
That sounds like a blast, Eh.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I mean it was hard work working around the orange.
I mean you never kept dry feet. I mean you
walk walk out in those swamps out there, and so
what you did is you got these drill buggies in
there and a drill hunter foot hole and put twenty
pounds of dynamite in there, and uh, you know, a
guy come along there later and shoot the hole and
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the blast off and then so go to Orange or
anywhere we went. We had advertising the paper that we're
gonna blast dynamite.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Did you get to screen fire in the hole?
Speaker 1 (24:11):
This wasn't Mayberry.
Speaker 8 (24:13):
No, but if you watch, if you watch Justified, Walt
Goggin's character when he would blow stuff up because he
was this he'll billy terrorist bad guy, and he would
drop the he was a bombs explosive. I think he
was trained in the military, his character, and he would
drop it down in there and he would screen fire
in the hole.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
And when that happened on that show, you knew something
was about to give boma.
Speaker 8 (24:36):
That is very interesting, Tom, thank you for calling us
sharing that. That's I mean, most of us will never
get to have an experience like that. To Michael Berry show,
he said something, you meet a woman who.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Does things for herself.
Speaker 8 (24:56):
She repairs her own things, she changes her own oil,
comes her own gas, She gardens, she mows the grass,
she paints, she does home improvement projects. Let me tell
you something, some guys never figure this out. You do
not marry a woman based on how hot she looks
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on an Instagramable Friday night, dinner, party, or Saturday night,
because I'm telling you she's been at every service professional
all day long.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Those toes are not going to look like that for
the rest of your life. They're just not well.
Speaker 8 (25:35):
They are if you're my wife, because it's that important
to me and she knows it makes me happy, and
she does it. Her paws and claws are not going
to look like they do at the party that the
makeup she's had done, all of that, they're not gonna
look like that.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
You need to see her in a different light. Doug
Doug's last name Doug Stone style.
Speaker 8 (26:05):
You need to see her in the garage in August,
in July with her hair pulled back, with overalls on,
paint splattered everywhere, including on her face, and she's she's
wiping her face with the back of her hand, and
she's out there painting without bothering a soul, listening to
John Denver tunes with old Chuck Taylor high tops because
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she ain't buying new ones and a T shirt on.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
It's from her high school. You need to see her
in that light, and then you.
Speaker 8 (26:34):
Don't need to worry if she's If she's as skinny
as she always was anymore.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
I mean, you don't want her to blow up on you.
Speaker 8 (26:40):
But but within reason, you give a little you give
a little cushion, give a little tolerance because you're not
as skinny as you once were. You got a woman
that you go outside and you look at her in
that light, and she turns and says something sweet and
tender to you, even though she's out there in this
in this in the heat and sweat, and she's.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Not bitching and remember, and she.
Speaker 8 (27:02):
Says something sweet to you, like you hungry or what's
going on?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Baby? That's that's the one right there. I'm telling you,
that's the keeper.
Speaker 8 (27:11):
That woman will hold your hand as you take your
dying breath at eighty years old, that's the woman right there.
You catch a woman out in the monkey grass. This
was my mother out in the monkey grass, pulling the
weeds out, picking the weeds out of hands dirty as
they can be, no gloves on you, pup.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
That's that's the keeper. Man.
Speaker 8 (27:31):
I'm telling you, you're not trying to win the beauty contest.
Every guys, you don't know what they're gonna like ten years,
it's certainly not twenty, you do you don't know?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
You know how big they're gonna get. You don't know.
You can't nag them skinny. They're gonna be genetics and behavioral,
and you just don't know.
Speaker 8 (27:46):
You don't know what the post baby wait's gonna be.
You can't worry about all that you've got to worry about.
Is she gonna be good to you? Is she going
to fulfill your needs and not just sexually. Is she
gonna be a good mother? Does this strike you as
a kind of person's going to be a good mother?
Does this strike you as a kind of person that
is going to be there for your kids? Nothing makes
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me think less of a woman than a woman who
does not take care of her own kids because she's
out horing with guys or you know, on the single
scene or whatever she's doing. If they don't have a
maternal instinct for their own children, that's a bad thing
for me, very bad thing. But I also tend to
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be a person who believes that a woman can be
the CEO of a company. They can be a president
if it's a right woman. They can be an astronaut
or whatever else they want, great lawyer, whatever they want
to be. And they can also be a great mommy
and a great cook and a great wife, and a
caretaker and a lover and a supporter and a cheerleader,
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and they can be a non professional, never work outside
the home, and keep the best home.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Ever.
Speaker 8 (29:00):
My mom didn't work outside the home, so maybe I
have a glorified view of that because my wife. My
life was richer because my mother stayed home and made
sure that you know, our socks didn't have holes in them,
because she stitched them and made sure that our homework
was done, and made sure that we took to school
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what we needed and if we were on a medication
that we took that we had time spent with us
a lot of it, and as high school students, too
much of it. She was in our business. But thank
God for it now. So yeah, that's you could just
slug these last two segments picking a good wife from home.
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This is picking a good wife. This is a conversation.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
People don't have. I'm not telling them.
Speaker 8 (29:47):
Okay, fellows, if y'all are on hold, hold stay with me.
I will talk to you off air of the minute
we finish, because we'll just replay them letter.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Just stay with me, be patient. I need to get
to this all.
Speaker 8 (29:56):
Right, ladies, how to pick a man. Number one, Your
parents should like your man. If your parents don't like
your man, just understand this. Whatever it is that attracts
you about him has blinded you. Your parents are looking
out for what's best for you. Your parents are not
sleeping with him. So if he can sling it and
you like it and it feels good and you feel
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nasty or you feel sexy or whatever else, I got
news for you that will not be there when you're
in your sixties. Okay, you will have to transition to
part two. And Part two is he's a lazy slob.
He's an insecure person. He's a needy person. He's not
a provider, he's not a protector. So whatever he's making
(30:41):
you feel that you like so much, that's not the
basis of a rewarding, fulfilling marriage of fifty years or more.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
It's just not. It's just not. It's great. I'm happy
for you, but it's just not.
Speaker 8 (30:58):
Does he talk bad about his own family, that's a
red flag a man who loves his mother. But here's
the problem. I've always said, this has been my thing
my entire life, maybe because my mother said that you
should judge a man by how he treats his mother,
and I bought into it, So whatever. But if he
talks bad about other people, if everything is somebody else's fault,
(31:20):
if he doesn't trust other people, if even his own
friends when he introduces you to him, he doesn't trust them.
Oh so wow, he can't trust him? But I thought
he was your best friend. Yeah, but you know he's
one time he did bad sign, bad character judge, bad
judge of characters start with and probably a person who,
out of his own insecurity, tears everyone else, set down
(31:42):
and the other thing. And I learned this lesson probably
in my thirties. I learned that whatever people complain about
others about is very likely a mirror into their own
soul Rush always said that about the Liberals, what they
call the Republicans, What the things they accused them of?
If you want to know what they're up to, it's
what they accuse the Republicans of. The Next thing is
(32:04):
does he honor and respect you beyond the sexual realm?
Does he respect you for who you are? Does he
think you're smart, and I don't mean how well you
do in school? Does he think you have good judgment?
Does he value your humor, does he value your life skills?
Does he compliment those things in a meaningful way. So
(32:26):
many people are so hung up on sex, which is great,
it's important. Yeah, I got it, But when you're talking
about somebody you're going to commit your life to, and
that's all I know people that are multi millionaires that's
still think that's the most important thing. And they wonder a
year later why they got Bobby Newman calling, and they're
being served, and here we go again. So maybe, just
(32:50):
maybe if we focus on the things that should matter, Man,
how do I find it?
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Somebody like your wife? How do you're not looking for
somebody like my life?
Speaker 8 (33:00):
You're looking for somebody you're going to see at the
bar on Thursday night, having rose all day because she's
real cute and she's had her lips plumped up where
she's in permanent duckface, and she's got her boobs really big,
because you like really big boobs. And a year later
you're pre playing Bobby a bunch of money
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