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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's that time, time, time, time, luck and load.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
So Michael very show is on the air.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
What I do have are a very particular set of skills,
skills I have acquired her for a very long career,
skills to make me a nightmare for people like you.
I will look for you, I will find you.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Ms.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Thirteen.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
May I remind each and every one of you is
a brutal and vicious gang. They raped and strangled a
twenty year old autistic woman to death in Maryland. They
hacked four people to death with machetes in a park
on Long Island. They have kidnapped, sexually tortured, and shot
a teenage girl in Texas after she insulted them. Allegedly
killed and mutilated a seventeen year old girl in Virginia.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Stabbing him sixteen times and cutting.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
Off his hands.
Speaker 6 (00:54):
Baby Oh Wow.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
They headed and cut out the heart of a man
in Washington, d c. They raped and murdered a thirteen
year old girl in California. They sex trafficked a slew
of young girls, including one who was just twelve years old.
Raped an eleven year old girl in Brooklyn while her
brother was in the room.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I know.
Speaker 7 (01:30):
And pad sex trafficked a thirteen year old in Maryland
and Virginia miles away from this White House, even beating
her twenty six times on her backside with a baseball bat,
pressured a homeless New Yorkers to undergo unnecessary.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Surgery such as spinal fusion, in order to bolster their
fraudulent lawsuits. These are vicious eminals.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
This is a vicious gang.
Speaker 8 (02:03):
I got a message to the man's of the illegal
aims that Joe biden't released in our country in violation
of federal law.
Speaker 9 (02:09):
You better start packing now, you damn right, because you're
going home.
Speaker 10 (02:49):
There's an amazing thing happening that I guess that should
no longer. I don't think you're probably thinking, Michael, how
are you possibly still surprised by anything?
Speaker 8 (02:59):
These people do.
Speaker 10 (03:01):
The same liberal media that colluded with the Biden White
House to cover up for Sleepy Joe, and now the
same people are trying to profit by writing tell all
books about things they told us weren't happening.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
It just blows my mind.
Speaker 10 (03:22):
The Hill senior political correspondent Amy Parns an NBC News
senior national politics reporter Jonathan Allen Right in their new
book Democrat Party officials and White House staffers were well
aware of former President Biden's frailties ahead of his choice
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to end his ill fated reelection bid last summer. Wasn't
his choice, and there were extensive steps to cover up
the signs of Biden's aging and contingency planning. If Biden
chose to step aside or even died in office, You
folks told us it wasn't happening, and now you're writing
(04:05):
books about how it happened. This is the aforementioned Amy Parnes.
Speaker 11 (04:11):
The book also includes new details about how far Biden's
team had to go to minimize the risk of his
freight freight of his frailties being exposed. One story that
stuck out to me in particular was the need for
for fluorescent tape tell us about what was going on there.
Speaker 12 (04:27):
Yeah, so he would have these. You know, fluorescent tape
is very common in larger events to show principles where
to go, how to enter a stage. But they they
planned these, these these lines fluorescent tapes throughout fundraisers, even
small fundraisers at homes, to kind of.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Guide the president.
Speaker 12 (04:51):
And someone told us he knows to look for them.
And so that was something that they did, even in
at the smallest events, to kind of guide the resident.
We also have new reporting detailing how on Warren trips,
there was a makeup artist that met President Biden before
any events. Sometimes he would even miss meetings to attend
(05:11):
to to have.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
His makeup made up.
Speaker 12 (05:15):
You know, there there were things done to kind of
show that he was a little more had a little
more used to him, a little more energy. And I
think that is that's all. You know, these are all
revelations that we put out in this book.
Speaker 10 (05:31):
You remember when this was this was one of the
ultimate loads in a bad administration. Remember when one of
his handlers they made him dress up as the Easter
Bunny so they could hide him in plain sight, so
then they could put him next to Joe Biden and
have him kind of guide the old man around.
Speaker 8 (05:52):
Do you remember that.
Speaker 10 (05:53):
Well, we spoke to that handler. They disguised his voice
to to protect the identity.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
But here's what he had to say.
Speaker 8 (06:04):
Yes, I was in the bunny costume that day at
the White House. It was my job to shadow the president.
It was Easter, so someone thought that it would be
a good idea to dress me in a bunny outfit.
They thought that if I'd dressed it like the Easter Bunny,
I could blend it in the crowd, and if the
President went off script, I would be able to steer
him back to a more appropriate conversation. Now it was
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time for the event in the White House long Things
were going pretty well at first, but then the President
decided to mingle with the people. First, he saw a
man in the crowd that was, how do I say it? Slow?
So the President kind of leaned down in a stage
whisper to me, telling me about the Rabbit's George. I
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think he thought that referencing Lenny of Mice and Men
when he saw someone that was a little slow was
funny because I was dressed like a giant rabbit. However,
this is the type of situation that I was there
to tear him away from. My job in that scenario
was to mention how much his dead son Bo loved Easter.
I mean that always works to get the President back
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on course if he strays away from the script. We
always bring it back to Bow always and later, when
you try to talk about Pakistan with a toddler, I
mentioned Bo. Nothing this time it didn't work. He was
going to talk about Pakistan with that toddler. No matter what,
(07:30):
I'll admit I panicked. At this point, I start waving
my arms and I say the code word Lansbury. See
Lansbury is the code we have with the President. When
we see he's starting to get a little tired or
maybe end over his head, we say Lansbury. He knows
it's time to go up to the residents and lay
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down and watch murder.
Speaker 9 (07:52):
She wrote.
Speaker 8 (07:53):
The President loves a good Who's done it. We play
that same episode right before his nap every day. He
never remembers that he's seen it, and it's his favorite episode.
So it's a win win for us. But I'm telling
you right now, if they asked me to dress up
like his mother again for Mother's Day and he tries
to breast feet like last year, I'm out of here.
I don't need this job that bad.
Speaker 13 (08:15):
It's from the King of Ding and this other guy,
Michael Barry.
Speaker 14 (08:21):
He should have kind of gosh, you're like a smacking ass.
Speaker 10 (08:26):
With Joe Biden gone, Let's look at some of the
stories that marked his turn. Gone but not forgotten. We
should remember what Joe Biden did and what we lived through.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
We should never forget that.
Speaker 10 (08:43):
Remember when the military just lost a jet, Imagine that
and count on to tonight?
Speaker 9 (08:51):
What does it count on? Two News caught.
Speaker 10 (08:53):
Up with a local man named Randolph White to get
an eyewitness account of.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
The plane crashing.
Speaker 15 (08:59):
Do you remember this from a I had a chance
to talk to a man who lives out here. He
told me he actually heard the plane as it was
flying past his house and crashing nearby, but he didn't
know what it was.
Speaker 9 (09:09):
I Mama's October sixth I'll be sitting at two years old.
Speaker 15 (09:15):
Randolph White retired from his job at the paper mill
in Georgetown ten years ago. He lives in this house
with his wife in a very rural area of Williamsburg County.
Speaker 16 (09:23):
Well, it's nice and quiet and peaceful, and I don't
I don't have to worry what people though.
Speaker 9 (09:28):
No close up tight you know. I like speech.
Speaker 15 (09:31):
He loves living about two miles away from where he
grew up. Normally it's pretty quiet, but on Sunday afternoon, I.
Speaker 16 (09:37):
Was in the uh in the bedroom taking a shave,
and I heard us a screeching saw that between a
screech and a whistle.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
I said, what in the will of this?
Speaker 9 (09:51):
And I heard a boom in my whole house shop.
Speaker 15 (09:54):
White says he didn't realize it was a plane at
the time, so he didn't call anybody.
Speaker 9 (09:58):
The press stout ken at me a little bit much.
Speaker 16 (10:00):
What's it a meteorite cup out of spars or something,
and I said, well.
Speaker 9 (10:04):
There's an airplane. It needed to be reported. Look, the
thing to flying is too low.
Speaker 17 (10:08):
So yesterday evening I said, the helicopters out out your
walking and choppers keep flying around. It was somethinged somebody
must have robbed the bankers, kill some.
Speaker 9 (10:19):
People or whatever. I walked up there, it told me
was about the plane.
Speaker 15 (10:23):
The F thirty five B airplane wreckage created an extensive
debris field. The wreckage is located off Old Georgetown Road.
Military security is very tight, with numerous red and white
signs on the side of the road that read no trespassing.
This area has been designated a National Defense Area.
Speaker 9 (10:41):
Got through the great the good of God.
Speaker 16 (10:43):
Nobody didn't get hurt because the church right up there,
about a half.
Speaker 15 (10:47):
Mile about a mile of Old Georgetown Road will be
closed for an unknown period of time.
Speaker 16 (10:52):
Anything man min can malfunct you. You know, so he
tried to get the benefit of the doubt. But it
needs to be investigated and the public need to know
what really happened. You know, it shouldn't be kept a
secret what happened, because you know it could have been
a me disasked.
Speaker 15 (11:09):
In Williamsburg County. I'm Raymond Owens count on two.
Speaker 10 (11:13):
Now, at the time, we knew that Randolph reminded us
of somebody, but we couldn't quite place who that was.
Speaker 18 (11:22):
I said, what in the will of this?
Speaker 6 (11:24):
And I heard a bood. I knew that I wouldn't
in my whole house shore.
Speaker 16 (11:29):
I mean I was in that don't taking the shell.
Speaker 19 (11:32):
I knew that I wouldn't nothing had I heard us
screeching so good tweet a screeching of what's so good?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Boo boo?
Speaker 6 (11:39):
Got her here?
Speaker 9 (11:45):
I should the response is a meeting right, coup out
of space or something. I mean, I said, well, there's
that thing. It needed to be reported spy, but the
thing declined is too low.
Speaker 20 (11:56):
Sunnight boo boom, sunnight boo boom.
Speaker 17 (11:59):
Got his.
Speaker 9 (12:05):
Your walking. So I was keep flying around.
Speaker 16 (12:07):
There was something somebody muscle rocket Bank put up on you.
Speaker 9 (12:11):
Yet kills the people or what.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
I can't do no wrong and wow, you can I
not more?
Speaker 20 (12:20):
Do you know?
Speaker 6 (12:24):
Nice? I sure doom fine got to.
Speaker 9 (12:27):
The gris God, nobody get hurt. I nice because the
church right up there.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I sure thereof spine about half.
Speaker 9 (12:33):
My anything man making mouthphone show.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
Nice boom boom, so nice boom boo got here.
Speaker 9 (12:43):
You know, so he tried to get the benefit of
the doubt. But it needs to be investigated and the
public need to know what really.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Happened when you.
Speaker 9 (12:51):
It shouldn't be kept a secret hold.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
And I can't do no wrong because you know.
Speaker 17 (12:57):
He could have been a me, she said, I can't
do no boom, and I'm nice.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
I show the roots, bar I feel nice.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
I showed the roots by.
Speaker 6 (13:15):
So nice boom boom, so nice boom. The boss got
your year crack. I knew that I wouldn't. I feel good.
I knew that I would.
Speaker 20 (13:35):
So good boom boom, so good boom. The brother got
here you crack, so boom boom, so good boom. The
prother got your years crack, so.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
Boom boom, so good boom. The brothers got your years.
Speaker 9 (13:56):
Crack.
Speaker 10 (14:05):
And then the story just went away without any resolution,
kind of like this story.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Who left the cocaine in the White House? Coming soon
to a theater near one bear mission and in the
White House to do two things, chew bubblegum and snort cocaine.
And he's all out of bubblegum.
Speaker 21 (14:32):
Somehow he's ended up in the nation's capital with a
strange new sugar addiction.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
What kind of sugar booger? Sugar is unfair? But Chief,
we simply cannot catch him.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
He's in the White House, he's high on cocaine, and
he's a grizzly bear.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
And I Eric at the agent. We need a hunter.
Speaker 9 (15:05):
Hunter.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
How do you think the bear got the cocaine?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
You've seen all snorts of movies, but never one where
a good rizly bear finds the first son's stash of
nosecare cocaine.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Bear to White Powder House.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Prepare for the ride of your life.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
It's gonna be awesome.
Speaker 10 (15:34):
We're gonna be changing the name of the Gulf of
Mexico to the Gulf of Michael berryhurch as a beautifully.
Speaker 22 (15:43):
I have an intervention into your mental health, your political viability.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 14 (15:50):
The best way to get something done you if you
hold near and dear to you that you.
Speaker 9 (15:56):
Like to be able to.
Speaker 22 (15:59):
Anyway have an intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 14 (16:07):
From from uh uh Charlotte, assuming from Charlotte one another
line going from in Florida down to Tampa.
Speaker 22 (16:18):
Have an intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 9 (16:25):
Pud's kryptocerc.
Speaker 22 (16:28):
Yeah, have an intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Who's really grotesque.
Speaker 14 (16:38):
America is a nation that can be defined in a
single word.
Speaker 9 (16:43):
Foot him.
Speaker 22 (16:45):
Have an intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 9 (16:52):
The idea that.
Speaker 22 (16:58):
Have an intervention into your mental health your political viability,
he's really grotesque.
Speaker 9 (17:05):
Los Angeles and uh and uh uh No one am
I doing here?
Speaker 22 (17:11):
Have an intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 9 (17:18):
For two reasons.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
One two, have.
Speaker 22 (17:24):
An intervention into your mental health your political viability.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 9 (17:31):
We haven't been able to communicate it in a way
that is uh.
Speaker 22 (17:37):
Let me say another way, have an intervention into your
mental health your political viability.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 9 (17:45):
A solid meeting with with uh.
Speaker 22 (17:51):
The have an intervention into your mental health, your political viability.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 9 (17:59):
They make a very good point. Here's the deal.
Speaker 22 (18:04):
Have an intervention into your mental health, your political viability.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 14 (18:11):
Here's what drives the driver in the states that are affected.
Speaker 9 (18:17):
Here's what that you can do the drivers.
Speaker 22 (18:19):
Have an intervention into your mental health, your political viability.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
He's really grotesque.
Speaker 14 (18:26):
If we have one thousand billionaires in America, you know
the average tax creek they pay eight e i g.
Speaker 9 (18:34):
Eight per eight.
Speaker 10 (18:36):
As we take a romp down memory lane of the
Biden Harris years, one person we are happy to see
go is Admiral Doctor Rachel Levine, the trans Assistant Secretary
for Health of the US Department of Health and Human Services,
or as would like to call her, Miss Piggy ms piggy.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I didn't say piggy, is it piggy?
Speaker 13 (19:01):
And the truth that we need to confront now is
that medicine and science are being politically perverted around this country.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
This destroys human lives. So how can something so rot?
Speaker 8 (19:16):
So to night?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
We every sycipic point, After all, we.
Speaker 6 (19:29):
Good, I don't you?
Speaker 13 (19:34):
Trans youth are vulnerable and they suffer significant harassment and
bullying sometimes at schools or in their community. They have
more mental health issues, but there's nothing inherent with being
transgender or gender diverse, which which predisposed youth to depression
or anxiety.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
It is that harassment and bullying. So how can something
so right?
Speaker 6 (20:00):
So after all we've been Why do you I feel?
I don't know. How can somethings who rive You're so
roman side that it's something.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
So good lemmy fingers or bad.
Speaker 9 (20:24):
Having things coming to let me lonely?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
My happiness day of my life is so sad?
Speaker 6 (20:30):
Can I feel and I feel.
Speaker 9 (20:33):
So after all we've been crot after coming you so far?
Speaker 6 (20:37):
Is this boy just go be mean?
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Where's the marble switcher in? How can something so.
Speaker 6 (21:03):
A week?
Speaker 13 (21:10):
Don't know you that we really want to debase our
treatment and UH and to affirm and to support and
empower these youths, not to limit their participation in activities
in sports and even limit their ability to get gender
affirmation treatment in their state.
Speaker 10 (21:31):
One of the things we learned about Joe Biden's about
Sorry Hunter Biden's laptop was how his dad was listed
in his phone in his cell phone, do you remember
that he called his president the President of the United States,
Pedo Pete. And remember Pete was a name that Joe
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Biden gave himself as his alias. So Pedo Pete was
about the fact that his father is a pedophile. You know,
the father that Hunter Biden's sister said would come in
and shower with her naked.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Yeah, that creep.
Speaker 19 (22:10):
Hello, everybody, this is Pete Henderson, a friend in close
associate of first son Hunter Biden.
Speaker 9 (22:18):
He calls me Peto Pete.
Speaker 19 (22:20):
He only calls me that because I've always liked the
company of small children.
Speaker 6 (22:26):
That's not a crime, is it.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
At least I'm not his daddy.
Speaker 19 (22:30):
Joe Biden has been screwing this country for fifty years
and nobody says, Boom, I like to smell the hair
of little kids, and suddenly I'm the bad guy. He's
pented out Ukraine for billions. Yeah, sir, I'd like to
shower with my teenage daughter to save on the water bill.
Money doesn't grow on trees, you know. The big guy
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has sold our country out to the Chinese for ten
percent of the take. I'm not fond of the nickname
Pete O Pete.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
However, I'm just glad I'm.
Speaker 19 (23:03):
Not Jill Biden Hunter has some choice nicknames for her.
She once said to me, Pete, if you are a
blues musician, they'd call you Bud Diddley, but.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
I call my mom. Heyk Williams Junior. Do you know
why he called her that? Because he said she was
a real.
Speaker 9 (23:23):
Coundre Moore cancer hundred books can She was twelve.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
I was thirty.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
But anyway, it was wonderful to have you, mister President.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
The Michael Barry Show.
Speaker 10 (23:46):
Who could forget the cross dressing Deputy Assistant Secretary of
Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition in the Office of Nuclear Energy.
Kind of a big job, right, nuclear energy is His
name was Sam Britton, You know, the fellow who kept
stealing luggage at the airport.
Speaker 21 (24:12):
Hey, Frank, it's bobbed down here in luggage claim. Yeah, man,
you'll never guess what I got down here. One of
the non binaries is sitting in my office waiting for
the cops. The man lady tried to steal someone else's
luggage off my carousel. Twitzy, here is some nuclear science
person for a Biden administration. She does look like a
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white Jada Pinkett Smith pulled in an address how'd you
know that?
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Getload of Frank Einstein over here?
Speaker 9 (24:44):
He watches the news.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Well, you're gonna see.
Speaker 21 (24:46):
Criminal mastermind Lexi Luthor on the news for sure.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
No, I ain't sending you a pick.
Speaker 9 (24:52):
You're perv. We're still getting a.
Speaker 21 (24:55):
Beer after work, right, all right, Frank, I gotta go right.
Speaker 9 (24:59):
Up a report and missus clean.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
I'll catch you later. Plugged your eyebrows on the way,
shave their legs.
Speaker 8 (25:05):
And then he was as she says he bebe take
a walk on the wild side, said, hey, honey, take
a walk.
Speaker 9 (25:13):
On the wild side.
Speaker 10 (25:18):
One of the provisions of the Inflation Reduction Act, which
wasn't an inflation reduction Act at all, was the hiring
of eighty seven thousand armed IRS agents. They were set
to hire eighty seven thousand millennials to bust into your
house and take every penny you've got and send you
to prison.
Speaker 21 (25:38):
Hey, I guess what partners yo. My name is Tristan Dude.
I can't believe I got this job. I'm not so
much a numbers guy, but I am a call of
duty and grand theft auto guy. I was like really
good at Team Deathmatch on COD Did you ever play no, really, dude,
I loved using the M ninety one as my primary
I hope we get one of those that would be lit.
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I always had a sawt off shotgun as my secondary weapon.
They were great for close quarters. I'm definitely bringing one
of those when we go to some boomer's house. I'm
gonna be like, get down on the ground, Grandpa, this
is out the bitch. I called DIBs on driving. I
can drive anything. One time in GTA, I sold an
armored car and then rob the bank. I got five mili. Dude,
I was living large, bro. I can already tell this IRS.
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Gig is gonna be dope.
Speaker 10 (26:30):
Pete Hegseeth cannot get started fixing the military fast enough.
Remember when the Biden's administration hired an inclusion officer for
the Department of Defense. Can you imagine that, Well, we
don't have enough eight hundred pounders in the military. They
don't feel included.
Speaker 21 (27:02):
Hello, recruiters, my name is Eileen On, the new Director
of Diversity, Equity and Inclusion. We have come up with
a new plan to help refill our ranks. For far
too long, the United States military has focused on hateful
things like killing. It's no wonder other countries hate us well.
Thanks to Joe Biden, we're heading in a brave new direction.
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If you're a person of color, you will now enter
the armed services as a captain.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
They'll be just like James T.
Speaker 8 (27:31):
Kirk.
Speaker 6 (27:32):
Yay right.
Speaker 21 (27:34):
This will ensure that we have equity by lifting up
black and brown people. Now to the diversity and inclusion.
This is the part I'm so excited about. If you're gay,
or lesbian, transby, or any one of the infinite numbers
of genders, then you will get to live your truth
in the new military. For starters, when marching, you will
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no longer be required to stay in formation. You will
be allowed to express yourself if you want to skip
and skip Queen. If you see an officer that you
find handsome than work, we think that will add some
flair that has been missing for far too long.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
If you like to dress and drag, then you will
have a play here.
Speaker 9 (28:15):
No more drab colors.
Speaker 21 (28:16):
When going into combattle, we'll walk in a battle like
a flock of peacock. Our enemy will know that we
are loud, and we are proud, and they will fear
our power of inclusion.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Now go out there and bring me some marginalized people.
Speaker 10 (28:34):
Everybody remembers, I hope when Biden fell off his bicycle.
But do you remember how the media tried to downplay it,
tried to act like it wasn't a big deal.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
He was young and full of vigor.
Speaker 8 (28:47):
They told us.
Speaker 10 (28:49):
This is our favorite NPR host, Kyle feather Bottom telling you.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Why Joe Biden didn't.
Speaker 10 (28:55):
Fall off of his bike after all.
Speaker 9 (28:58):
The following program is made possible by contributions from listeners
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Speaker 2 (29:04):
Now, maas day a day to you.
Speaker 18 (29:06):
You're listening to the inherent dangers of an American bicycle.
I'm your host, Kyle Featherbottom. Today we will examine the
bicycle that Joe Biden took to the ground in a
controlled role, the Huffy World. The Huffy World was developed
by the United States military for stealth ground assaults. It's
a bicycle so advanced in its operation that only the
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Navy Sealed Team six was able to successfully integrate its
use into its secret operations. We recently spoke to a
man that has asked to remain anonymous. The man you're
about to hear from is a member of the infamous
Hells Angels, a California based MC or Motorcycle Club as
it were. Mister Anonymous, We've all seen the impressive video
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of the American President Joseph Biden writing the military issue
Huffy World. He wrote it to a stop and then
dismounted said bicycle in a controlled role. Given the advanced
skill required to perform such maneuver, is there anyone in
your organization that has that level of experience and expertise.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
To ride a Hofey World. Wow, not even Hell's Angels
can ride a Hockey World.
Speaker 18 (30:16):
Only Sealed Team six members and our beloved President have
the skill required to tame this beast.
Speaker 9 (30:23):
We would advise that you never.
Speaker 18 (30:24):
Attempt riding a Hoffey World bicycle without the supervision of
Joe Biden or a Sealed Team six member. Don't forget
that following this program, killing cleeses will tell you how
to turn purple seedless.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Grapes into a jelly or jam. Now let's clear our
mind of this military killing machine. Home Els has a
thank you and good night.