(Parody) Rules For Thee-The Justice Hotline

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
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wing nuts. Are you tired of being confused about which
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(00:23):
don't like.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Tonight, a former president is facing federal charges for the
first time in US history.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Prolic arresting a judge who Harvard's illegal aliens, Oh, fascism.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Democrats are condemning the arrest of Wisconsin Judge Hannah Dugan,
warning it could threaten the rule of law.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
And I think it's time in America that we finally
having proper conversation.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
About the F word.

Speaker 5 (00:46):
No, not that one.

Speaker 6 (00:47):
Fascism, indicting political rivals, saving democracy, enforcing immigration law.

Speaker 5 (00:54):
When you're in the country of llegast violation eight United
States Cold thirteen twenty.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Five, speaking asylum is do you want.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
To seek a sign to go to the port of entry?

Speaker 5 (01:02):
Do the legal way?

Speaker 6 (01:03):
End of the Republic?

Speaker 5 (01:05):
The Attorney General of the United States had made that
clear warning Logic, consistency and memory from five minutes ago
may cause severe allergic reactions in color.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
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