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Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's that time, time, time, time, luck and load. So
Michael Verie Show is on the air.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I want everybody to stop dying the dying. Finally, I
want to deliver a message to the long suffering people
of Iran. The people of America stand with you. It
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has now been almost forty years since this dictatorship seized
power and took a proud nation hostage. Most of Iran's
eighty million citizens have sadly never known an Iran that
prospered in peace with its neighbors and commanded the admiration
of the world. The future of the Ran belongs to
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its people. They are the rightful heirs to a rich
culture and an ancient land, and they deserve a nation
that does justice to their dreams, honor to their history,
and glory to God.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Would have never happened if I was president. Putin would
have never done it. And I spoke to him yesterday
and I said.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
You know, he actually offered to help mediate.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I said, do me a favor, mediate your own.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Let's mediate Russia first, Okay, I said, Vladimir, Let's mediate
Russia first.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
You can worry about this later.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
And now I hear Israel just went out because they
felt it was violated by one rocket that didn't land anywhere.
That's not what we want, I'll tell you, and I'm
telling you I'm not happy about that Israel either. Two
countries that have been fighting so long and so hard
that they don't know what the they're doing.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Do you understand.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
That you've been in the gallery lately, If you haven't
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been in a while, you might have a general inkling.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
That it has changed, But you got to go over
there one time and get mugged to really appreciate.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
How far it's fallen.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
The great migration in America today is people.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Trying to get away from Democrats.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
You can look throughout the country and see nobody wants
to say it. It's impolite, it's awkward, it's racist, it's mean,
it's whatever you if you really want to get down
to it, it's very simple. It's people trying to get
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away from Democrats. Republic Grand Ranch, the Woodlands, belve Chapel Hill, Waller. Sure,
the air's cleaner, the traffic's less, there's not graffiti on
every building, there's not the same noise pollution. But let's
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be honest, people are fleeing. The Democrats went into CVS
a couple days ago, and I've been to this CVS before.
But you go in and there is a menacing looking
police officer, about a six or three black dude.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
He wears sunglasses and he's like the Queen's guard.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
He stands still, rigid just inside the front door, dark
sunglasses on so he can scan the place, doesn't move,
doesn't smile.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
He's not a greeter, shall we say.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
And you walk the few aisles. It's a smaller footprint
CVS store. You walk the few aisles of the stores
really small. It's more like a little market. And then
you go to the self checkout too, self checkouts, but
the self checkouts don't have anything in front of that.
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You have to you can carry these little baskets and
you go up there and the area like at the
CBS you're used to where you would wait and line
and go up there, that has been converted to the
area where a person stands with a microphone. And when
you go to an area, you push a button that
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says I need to get something from behind what you
have hidden things? And my wife made the point, you know,
I understand if you've got the razor blades behind a cage.
But they've got everything. I mean, they got almost everything
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in the store. If if you want a five finger
discount on some Cheetos, have at it.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
They're not you don't, you don't. You know, you got
to get past the officer.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
But but if you want most anything else, you got
to push the button.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
So as you're in there, it sounds like this, we
need customer assistance on the pens and pencils, aisle pens
and pencils. It's just constant. We need customer assistance in tampons.
Who's stealing tampons? Who is stealing tampons?
Speaker 7 (06:38):
It is?
Speaker 6 (06:39):
It is items that are five dollars behind a cage.
So you go in and you carry a little basket
and you just keep pushing the button and they come
and they unlock it for you. They don't speak or
anything else, and truth be told the people getting it
out for you.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
How best to say this? This lists at best.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
This is what life becomes when you don't have law
and order. I've traveled to third world countries and I'm
going to tell you that when you don't have law
and order, you are treated like the criminal. That's what
happens if you don't treat criminals like criminals. You have
to treat the law abiding like criminals. Everybody has to
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be treated like a criminal. And this is what life becomes.
This is what the TSA is, This is what so
many things. How much time do you spend proving you
are who you are in order to access your own
credit card, your own bank account, your own life because
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nobody will deal with the turds. Life in America has
become the flight from bad people by good people. That
is why new neighborhoods are cropping up. Old neighborhoods.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Just take a visit to the gallery.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
Don't take my work for it.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
It is. It is a lot of democrats.
Speaker 8 (08:12):
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Speaker 6 (08:26):
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Speaker 3 (09:03):
In answer to a question I get a lot of.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
I can't promise that President Trump will even be at
mar Lago when we visit, much less that he will
do what he's done in the past. That was a
special treat I didn't promise it then, and I don't
promise it now. If it happens, it's awesome, But again
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Speaker 3 (09:20):
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Speaker 6 (09:21):
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Speaker 3 (10:09):
Let's check in on drunk Mark? Shall we drunk Mark?
Speaker 7 (10:16):
Well?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Drunk work? Are you drunk right now?
Speaker 7 (10:22):
You're funny? Look I don't know.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
I'm dead serious. How can you be drunk twenty four
to seven? Are you just drunk in the morning?
Speaker 3 (10:31):
It's a serious man, man.
Speaker 9 (10:33):
I could walk around past field maybe past field test?
Speaker 10 (10:36):
But look, oh did you get my email?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
I got your email? Mark? You're becoming tedious. What do
you want to do?
Speaker 7 (10:44):
What? What?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
What are you going to do?
Speaker 6 (10:45):
Are you Are you going to go get a driver's
last day? Are you going to show up the court?
Are you going back?
Speaker 7 (10:49):
So? I did get my ID. I went and got
my ID. I went you been down here?
Speaker 10 (10:53):
I got my bus?
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Hold on, hold on, This is progress.
Speaker 9 (10:58):
The owner of La Polissy.
Speaker 7 (11:00):
He took me to to get my birth certificate.
Speaker 9 (11:04):
And I work around here. I don't do the bus
board thing. Are weeded? I do all the landscaping. Okay,
I'm not fat all right, I'm really in shape, and
I do all the weed eating around here.
Speaker 7 (11:16):
I do whatever he wants me to do. How much
weak me to go? Get my.
Speaker 9 (11:22):
No? Maybe an anchor, but he has no lawmower, so
I have to do the whole thing with the weed eater.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Does he feed so.
Speaker 7 (11:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Yeah, feed you every day.
Speaker 9 (11:33):
So he took me to get my birthatificate. Yeah, I
had to get my birth certificate. I did that and
I went down my eye that win. Now, I got
that win. It's fine, I mean I got it.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
I worked it.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
So you shut up and you said, hey, I'm drunk, Mark,
do you have my birth certificate?
Speaker 7 (11:51):
Like?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
How did that work out? Give me the details?
Speaker 10 (11:54):
I just have to wait line and like everybody else,
you know, it wasn't really a line.
Speaker 7 (11:58):
For the birth certificate, but was for the ID because
I want to Hampstead.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
In front of you in line were white?
Speaker 7 (12:07):
Hm? Maybe at third?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
What were the others?
Speaker 7 (12:15):
Black? Uh? And hispanic? I guess. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (12:20):
So so I went to Hampstead to get my ID.
I had an appointment, showed up on time. Then their
internet was down. You know where Hampstead is watermelon pestible
and all that.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Yeah, all right, why did you think you need to
go to Hampstead.
Speaker 7 (12:38):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 9 (12:38):
That's where I first got my license when I'm sixteen.
That's where I always go because I'm from here. But
so they sent me to the COMBA because their internet
was down. So then I did that. I mean, it
was a long day, but I got done. And uh
so I'm not going to be able to show up.
I haven't been able to do the bond condition and
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all that, because how am I gonna ask this guy?
I proceeded to take me back and forth and do
this and then and I can't buy the my machine,
and so I figure on the first they're gonna lock
me up and then I'm be waiting every month and
a half.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
For a court reset. Court reseaid Dan dan Band.
Speaker 9 (13:18):
I'm being there a year and then this is how
they get you for a conviction.
Speaker 10 (13:21):
I talked to a lawyer day before yesterday.
Speaker 9 (13:23):
On the phone and he says, well, yeah, that first
one was the violation your fourth Amendment. He said, they
can't just pull you off for no recent. He said,
we can get that drop and this and that, blah
blah bah. But he said that his price is eleven
thousand dollars eleven thousands. Okay, here I am just in
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then trying to come up with eleven thousands. So so
what I figure is, I've been living with these warrants
for like years, since twenty twenty.
Speaker 10 (13:56):
I'm gonna go to San Antonio again.
Speaker 7 (13:59):
If I get there, go to the damn.
Speaker 9 (14:03):
Salvation Army and do another six months over there, and
then get a job because now I don't.
Speaker 7 (14:10):
Have an ID. This is what.
Speaker 9 (14:15):
I couldn't do before because I didn't have an ID,
So now I have it. So I'm gonna go over there,
do that, get an idea, get a job, and then I.
Speaker 7 (14:24):
Can pay a lorder because he's he's.
Speaker 9 (14:26):
Thinking maybe I could get both of them dropped. I
explained the second one too, how I passed the field
test so many times. But I wanted to tell you
the history I told you in the email about twenty
nine twenty. I need your advice on that, whether I
should just do that on the law issue, but I
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know you ain't got much time, so.
Speaker 7 (14:51):
Well you want to know.
Speaker 9 (14:53):
I mean, when I was eighteen, we used to go
to the twenty nine twenty roadhouse where I met this
girl at in a store down there. One twenty she
had the Corvette, but it wasn't hers, it was her aunts.
So I was like nice that, you know, because I
had drove one before. The one I drove one before.
Speaker 10 (15:14):
It was eighty one.
Speaker 7 (15:16):
Uh tea times here it goes.
Speaker 9 (15:19):
What is all I'm knowing is.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Is you Michael Arry show enjoy it.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
New York will soon have a mayor named Zoran Kwame Mamdani.
A couple of years ago, he posted, we will support
existing decar serrol legislation. That is legislation that takes people
out of prison. End cash bail. In other words, when
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you're arrested, you will be released immediately. Decriminalize sex work,
legalize marijuana, permit safe injection sites, restrict solitary confinement, enact
elder parole, re enfranchise incarcerated New Yorkers. Repeal all mandatory
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minimum sentences, reduce maximum sentences with retroactive effect that's open
the prisons. Repeal felony bump up statutes, repeal sentencing enhancements,
and end cooperation with ICE.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
There is a point at.
Speaker 6 (16:57):
Which Americans are going to have to understand, and I
fear it will happen too.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Late to be salvageable.
Speaker 6 (17:09):
That There are a lot of people in our midst
who hate this country, and they will not be content,
and they will not stop until this country looks like
every crap whole third world country out there. It is
not the case that America was great because we were lucky.
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It's not the case that America was great because, well,
I don't know why I hear these various reasons, because
we stole from people, because we subjugated.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
None of that is true.
Speaker 6 (17:50):
America was great because of cultures based in Calvinist values
of hard work, thrift, sacrifice, vice, family, law and order, opportunity, fairness, justice.
You have cultures around the world that are broken. Nobody
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wants to say that it hurts people's feelings because we're
all nice here. Would you go live in Iran today?
Would you go live in Pakistan today? There is a
reason nobody's trying to get into those countries, and lots
of people are trying to get out. It's fascinating to
me how many people want out of broken cultures in
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broken countries to come to this country and then remake
this country in the image of everything they fled, whether
they be from California or Pakistan. There's a reason there's
no tourist industry in much of the world because nobody
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wants to go and visit places where women are raped,
where your things are stolen, where warlords and violent actors
roam free, where you can't even restore.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Law and order.
Speaker 6 (19:20):
In places like Yemen with the Houtis or Somalio with
the pirates, there isn't really even the structure of a nation,
and so what happens. Nobody wants to invest in a
place where there is no stability. If private property cannot
be owned and protected. Let's just talk about private property
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for moment, once you understand that we don't all share
the same values. Great example, Steve Toath State Rep. Posted
a video of himself a couple of weeks ago in
the state capitol. Steve Toath Republican Freedom Caucus Guy Woodlands Area,
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good State Rep.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Very good State Rep.
Speaker 6 (20:08):
And he's filming and behind them they are debating on
the House floor and he says, they are right now
debating a bill that would prevent you from being able
to throw squatters out of your property. They believe that
if you're gone on vacation and squatters, who by the way,
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are all Democrats, break into your home and are living there,
that you shouldn't be able to kick them out. That's
what they are arguing and have been for two hours.
Once you understand, folks, that that's what you're dealing with,
you don't need to be having a month in that
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group's honor. You don't need to be assuming that we
can work it out through dialogue. These are people that,
when they are in the minority, will plead for compassion
and tolerance and a place at the table, and the
moment they are in the majority, they will crush you.
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History is replete with such examples. You cannot assume that
every idea is equally good, and we'll just put them
all out on the table. These are broken ideas and
broken people, and the worst group of them all. If
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you hear me say one thing, let it be this.
The worst group of them all is the white liberal.
And the reason is the white liberal stands for nothing.
So when you are a crime victim from a minority,
your rights will be squandered. They will find a reason
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to subjugate you to that minority. When your property is stolen,
they will torture the constitution and the laws to make
sure that you don't get it back. When your neighborhood
goes to hell, you will be the bad person for
complaining about it. They will infiltrate your school with whatever
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bothers you most. It may be first something you consider perverse,
and they'll tell you to tolerate it. Once you do,
they'll tell you to extol its virtues. Once you do,
they'll tell you to become it. Once that has finished,
they'll move to the next thing. They'll shut your company
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down and take it. They'll demand that they'll talk your
kid into cutting his willie off. I really don't know
anything short of killing your kid more extreme. They will
have you arrested for complaining about it. These sound like
crazy ideas, but this is happening. It's happening every single
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day right here, not just in New York and California,
in your own neighborhoods. That green haired lady that's teaching
at your kids' school, she's not harmless. The day of
reckoning is here. These people are not to be tolerated,
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they are not to be counseled. They are not.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
In a state of honest disagreement.
Speaker 6 (23:35):
They are collapsing our very country. They've taken California, They've
taken New York, they've taken Chicago, and frankly, they've taken
the city limits of the city of US.
Speaker 11 (23:48):
Tremlevicians to librarians, everyone listens to Michael Very show.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Ramone.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
I got a little story about a Kentucky man named
Cowboy Cody. That's how he's written about in the story.
The story is about a Kentucky man named Cowboy Cody,
his mule.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
And a raccoon.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
Can you give me some music to set the mood, maybe,
like a what's it called foggy mountain breakdown? Can I
get a little foggy mountain break down to start?
Speaker 9 (24:30):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Yeah, that'll work. Problem is in I get distracted because
I like it so much.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
A Kentucky man known to locals as Cowboy Cody, was
taken into custody after he allegedly released a raccoon into
a crowded bar.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Allegedly, according to.
Speaker 6 (24:56):
Authorities, forty year old Jonathan Mason of Murray, Kentucky, who
was not to be trifled with, was arrested after the
popos say he released a raccoon in a bar, which
resulted in one person being bitten. Mary Hafner, a bartender
at the establishment, involved in said incident. Spoke to The
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New York Post, telling the publication that Cowboy Cody had
apparently quote trapped a raccoon earlier in the day on
his farm, and he had been carrying it around with him,
kind of like his suitcase. But he's got a coon
trapped in there. I've been a bartender. I'm a bartender,
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so I've seen some crazy stuff in my time, but
nothing like this, she said. Hafner explained to the Post
that Mason lives alone on a farm in the area
and has caused trouble at local bars in the past.
She said Mason had already been drinking when he turned
up at the bar that day and was banned due
to a previous incident not involving a raccoon but a mule.
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According to the publication, Mason allegedly returned to the bar
moments later with the raccoon and released the wild coon
into the establishment. It was more scared than anything, she said.
She told the publication that another employee attempted to apprehend
the raccoon by grabbing its tail and was consequently bitten
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by the animal, which required a rab shot. Hafner said
she was able to corner the coon with a towel
and safely return it outside where it fled. That's a
tough lady. I'm no city slicker. I'm a Kentucky girl.
I had no problem catching him. This Kentucky girl sounds
like Ellie Mayor that coon car washed dude in the heights.
Speaker 7 (26:48):
Last time you had raccoon met.
Speaker 12 (26:50):
Yeah, I got raccoon. Police bank me raccoons, me to
clean one for them, and when they gave me one,
I cleaned one for the end. I cook raccoon to Mississippi.
I squarres, rabbits, quails, possums, I eat that. I was
raised off of that from Mississippi.
Speaker 9 (27:09):
But they said you were selling it without a permanent.
Speaker 12 (27:12):
There was so no no cool and there was so
no good.
Speaker 6 (27:17):
Now you might be wondering about Cowboy Cody's previous incident
with the mule back in twenty twenty four that got
him in trouble.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
In the first place.
Speaker 6 (27:25):
He was arrested after he turned up at Tap two
sixteen already drunk and riding a mule. The station's report
states that Mason entered the bar and allegedly began whipping
a bull whip at other patrons. Mason was asked to leave,
but he refused and was later arrested by responding officers.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Fox fifty six in Lexington has the story new Tonight.
Speaker 13 (27:50):
It was a strange site in Calloway County after a
man led police on a chase while riding a mule.
The Murray Police Department says officers were called out Monday
afternoon in regards to a man allegedly writing a mule
while intoxicated. Police soon located Jonathan Mason on the mule,
and when the officer tried to stop him, he took
off in a gallop, even tipping his hat to Byastanders.
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After a brief chase, Mason was arrested and charged with
fleeing or evading police and animal cruelty. Mason had been
arrested two days earlier for disorderly conduct, again outside of bar.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
With the mule by his side.
Speaker 6 (28:29):
Well, if we're going to tell mule stories, nobody has
a better one than Jerry Klower of.
Speaker 11 (28:33):
Course my second album. I got a call from Universal City,
said Jerry, I understand you have some good bird hunting
in Mississippi. I said, what kind of bird hunt?
Speaker 7 (28:47):
He said?
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Quail?
Speaker 11 (28:49):
I said, so I'm the finest in the world.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
You want to go, I would.
Speaker 7 (28:52):
Love to go.
Speaker 11 (28:53):
I got my schedule led. I said, you meet me
in Jackson, Mississippi less Friday, and I give him several
dates where this man could meet me in Jacksonbmissippi and
go quell hunting with me. Well, I'm standing there waiting
on him the morning he's supposed to come, and he
gets off the airplane looking like little Lord Fanni Roy.
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He's got seven aids with him. I said, hey, man,
you can send them aids back to California. We can
pick up our own birds. So we got in my
pickup truck and drove the route forl Livertyssissippi. At Uncle
Versa Leadbetter's house, I told my Hollywood friend wait in
the truck. I went in to see Uncle Versity to
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tell him we're gonna hunt on his place, and I
was gonna use one of his bird dogs.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Uncle Versay, how you.
Speaker 11 (29:44):
Feeling, he said, jee, I'm in low cotton, said my
old mule Della said, I made about twenty.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Good crops with her.
Speaker 11 (29:53):
She's sick vetting there is out here this morning, says
she's suffering. Je I don't want her to suffer. I
wouldn't let the vetting man put her out of her
misery this morning, but I want you to shoot her
from me while you up at bird hunting. Now over
on that section of land, you're gonna see old Hella,
and you just shoot her, put her out of a misery.
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I don't want her suffer, I said, Uncle Versy, I
don't want to shoot that.
Speaker 7 (30:16):
To me.
Speaker 11 (30:17):
You let shoot them Rais horses at love Hill when
they break a leg humane. I said, all right, So
I'm starting back to the truck.
Speaker 9 (30:24):
And I got to thinking.
Speaker 11 (30:29):
I'm gonna have me some fun out of Hollywood dude.
I jumped up in the cab of that truck and
I started beating the dash. I said, that old man said,
I couldn't hunt on his place. Good as I've been
to him. I've been knowing him all my life, fought
a war with his young He said, uh uh, you
get that Hollywood dude with that goateee off of my place.
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And I scratched off, throwed rocks all up on the
side of the barn. And I get near back to
the main road. Now, Old Heella, that blind meule eating grass.
I slam on brakes. I said, uh huh, that.
Speaker 7 (31:07):
Old man be ugly to me.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
I'll just kill his me.
Speaker 11 (31:14):
And I jumped out of that truck and I said
boom boom, and down Olddella went graveyard dead. About that time,
I heard three shots up at the truck.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Boom, boom boom.
Speaker 11 (31:29):
I said, follow, what in the world are you doing?
He said, yeah, that don't man upsets you so bad.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
I killed three of his cows.
Speaker 6 (31:42):
James writes, I've been watching old Cheers episodes and there
was one on last night in the first season where
the coach is talking about a mule and it's the
smartest animal in the world and he compares it to
mister ed.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
It's very funny. You should look it up. Enjoy the show,
and I enjoy hearing from you.
Speaker 7 (32:00):
Thank you.