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Speaker 1 (00:01):
From Michael Very show is on the air.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Socialism is Christianity and Judaism and Islam and Buddhism, because
all the great religions say essentially the same thing that
Mark said, which is that the rich man is not
supposed to come into the room and take nine slices
of the pie and leave the remaining slice for everybody
else to fight over. And that's what Jesus said, and
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our founding fathers were very wary of the wealthy, and
they should know because they were wealthy themselves.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
What the purpose is about this entire project. It's not
simply to raise class consciousness, but to win socialism, and
obviously raising class consists is the critical part of that.
But making sure that we have candidates that both understand
that and are willing to put that forward at every
which moment that they have, at every which opportunity that
they're given.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
We have to continue to.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Elect more socialists, and we have to ensure that we
are unapologetic about our socialism. There are also other issues
that we firmly believe in, whether it's BDS right or
whether it's the end.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Goal of season that means of production.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
You know what he's modeling for democrats is a laser
like focus on power, on taking power from people who
have way too much, like the landlords that are screwing
New York residents with rents that are way too high,
and giving power to people who have too mill of it.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I'm often asked by folks how socialism can keep raising
its ugly head, How does it keep rearing up? You
have to understand that temptation, greed, jealousy, sloth, anger, violence,
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these are human emotions and foibles that have been with
us from the beginning of time. There's nothing new. The
quirk is capitalism. The quirk is democratic republicanism, republican representation,
democratic representation, representative representation, a representative, a representative republic. That's
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what I'm trying to get to. These are quirks, These
are outliers. These are not the natural state of man
in the wild. The dominant species dominates the other and
eat them for breakfast. They don't share power with them.
Throughout history, a king, whether he claimed his power came
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from God or his army, or both, would subjugate the
people and keep for himself, rape any woman he wanted,
take the fruit of their labor. This was the way
history was conducted. The American system is unique and special
because the men who had the opportunity at the founding
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to enrich themselves chose instead a system that two and
a half centuries later would be the model for the world.
But there will always be those who will promise the lazy,
the stupid that they can have more, and that the
only reason someone else has more than they do is
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because they cheated or were evil. This will always be
the case, and it will always be our responsibility to
educate our neighbors and then the generation after us. It
is our fault that we thought we won the war
on the Red Scare, we beat the Rooskies, we won
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World War Two, and so now we didn't have to
worry with re establishing our values. How many times have
you said, boy, my parents, my grandparents would roll over
in their grave if they saw what was happening, Why
aren't you rolling over in your grave? They would have
rolled over in their grave. They would not have stood
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for it. So why do we? So? Why do we?
There's a discussion, and so what's going on in New York?
This won't be the last. What the Left has done
with AOC was by design and they've been very effective
at it. President Trump, in the brief time he has
to be president, is trying to fix the problem on
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a grand scale, the accuracy of the twenty twenty census
count and the desire to get non citizens out of
that process and the apportionment process. That is a goal
worth fighting. So here's President Trump talking about a redo
of the census, because that will change everything.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
How many Americans prove the citizenship are in our area,
in our country, redistantrate.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Some of the houses are ChRI cultal. Now I'll speak
for both of us. We love it.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
You would like this one. I know all about it.
We want to bring our elections back. The election of
twenty twenty was rigged, millions and millions of votes. It
had to do with COVID and a lot of things,
but it really had to do with the crooked people.
The Democrats are very good at cheating on elections. That's
why I said, too big to rig. They tried this
one too, but after about nine oh two they gave
up too many votes.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Too big, too rig. Ron would love it.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
I would love it, Christy would love it.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
That's what they have to do.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
They have to bring it back and we have to look,
you know, around they include anybody that happens to be
a new state.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Former Congressman Ron DeSantis, now governor of Florida, understands the
importance you see, folks. If we redo the census, we'll
have the vast majority of Congress, and that will give
the president his final two years to govern. In response
to what he's promised in what the people want, Ron
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de Santis said.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
This California that would lose like five seats if they
did a fair census, and even beyond that, the Biden
census jipped Florida of at least one seat. We only
got one seat in the last census. Are you trying
to tell me that Florida only had one seat and
that we should have had at least two. Texas should
have had another one. That could be the difference in
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the House of Representatives and the majority. So I would
love for them to redo the census for twenty six.
My legislature will redistrict goes lines. We'll get it to
where it's fair. But as it's right now, this country
is not fairly a portune. I've got so many more
millions of people in Florida that have representation because of
that flawed census.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
President.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Very brigade activate the Michael Berry Show.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
The Tiger King. Joe Exotic is our guest. We had
to work hard to make this happen and I am
delighted to have you on.
Speaker 7 (06:27):
Welcome Joe, Hi, I appreciate having me sir.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Four years ago, you were the top Netflix video. The
whole country became aware of your story, and then Carol
Baskin gets you sent to prison, and you're trying to
get out. Tell me about what happened between the filming
of that of that film, that video and today. Catch
us up to speed.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
Okay, Well, first of all, a lot of people don't
understand I've been in prison since September seventh of twenty eighteen.
I didn't film for Tiger Okay, back in the day
before before they arrested me for all of this and
made Tiger King, I was filming my own reality show
at the Zoo, so I had six terabytes have never
seen footage from the Zoo that was scripted for a
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reality show. And when they set me up and arrested
me for this, then my husband at the time sold
them that footage and that's what they used in Tiger King,
and then she left and left me imprisonment.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
So you never saw killing.
Speaker 7 (07:33):
No, not two point six million bucks you ran off with. Yeah,
left me in here to beg for commissary. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
How did Netflix know about your story? How did they
know what was going on to know this was going
to be such.
Speaker 7 (07:44):
A big deal. Well, you know, I had a YouTube
channel with fourteen hundred plus videos on it, you know,
and the whole exotic animal world knew the feud between
Carol and me and Carol and all the other exact
animal people because she went and to be the sole
person to have tigers in America, you know. And it
was all about pushing the Big Cat Safety Act. And
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the producer Eric Good of this call, it's from a
federal prison. Tiger King works for Peter, the people for
the Ethical Treatment Animals. Okay, so they're all kind of
tied in together to push this bill. Well, for eleven
years I fought that bill. I testified from this House
and testified from the Senate all over the United States
and kept it from passing because it's not about helping tigers.
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It's about they wanted control to monopolize the income on tigers,
so they made us all out to be fools. They
made me out to be this big crackhead that I'm
not and crazy because they used the scripted reality so
to do this. Then they nicknamed the Big Cat Faiety
at the Tiger King Bill, and they got it passed
and Biden signed it into laws. So who is allowed
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to have tigers in America now is only members of
the Global Federation Animal Sanctuaries, which is Carrol's organization.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
How hard has prison been?
Speaker 7 (09:02):
So they have all they have all of my cats now,
you know, in their places, and they're charging fifty bucks
apiece to see them, just like I was doing. So
there's you know, it didn't help the tigers. But you know,
I mean it's been hard. I'm fighting, you know, prostate
cancer and lung cancer and now I've got to do
a pet scan. It's because they think the profet cancer
has moved to my ribs. You know, the food is shit.
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You can't stay healthy because they feed you the lowest
grade food that's on the planet. And you know, it's
it's tough, It really is tough. But as far as
you know the inmates, I'm in a medical facility with
fourteen hundred people you know everything from high security people
to camp people because it's a medical facility, and I
get along with everybody.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
You know, your case you're trying to get. I don't
know if it's a presidential pardon. You're trying to get
out of prison, obviously, what is the basis of your case?
Speaker 7 (09:56):
Okay? Well I have not seen Tiger King too, and
only Saint Tiger King won about four months ago when
the lawyers were allowed to bring it in on a
computer because we're working on a lawsuit. But since then,
you know, on Tiger King two, Jeff Low, James Lauren Allen,
the hit man all got on world television and admitted
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to perjury. And then Alan the Hitman, the government's hit man,
went one step Frinter even on the world television and
took him to the zoo and showed him where he
hid the murder weapon in the woods. That their original
plan was to kill me and put me in prison
in work to get my zoo. Okay, So then when
Jeff took over the zoo and the Feds turned on
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him and took his animals away because Carol wasn't going
to let him cheap it, you know, then it made
him mad. Okay, And they turned over their cell phones
from my attorneys, and now we have the cell phones
of James, Jeff, Lauren, and Allen and they were recording
the federal agents the entire time. The first thing he
shouldn't do is higher criminals to do your dirty work.
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So we have seven hundred phone recordings, videos, and everybody's
text messages proven that the federally just knew they were
lying at my trial. They actually helped them fabricy fake
text messages.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Carol Baskin seems to have been your nemesis and caused
you a lot of problems. What do people not know
about her?
Speaker 7 (11:26):
Well, you know, our argument wasn't as big as TV
made it out to be. Okay, She had her YouTube channel,
she had her way of raising money, and she had
a website called nine to one Animal Abuse, and I
was her most wanted and she made millions off of
convincing people that I was abusive to my animals because
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I took baby tigers away from them mom and let
you play with them. Okay, Well, I had Joe Exotic
tv dot com and I made a lot of money
getting people convinced that she really did kill her husband
because I truly to this day believe she killed her husband.
And you know, I was the police chief back in
the day, so I didn't want to investigating. And I
have her original diary, I have his original power of attorney.
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I have everything. And I just got too close to
proven in the sea kill her husband, and she had
to shut me up. That's what this is really about.
She just had to shut Joe up because hell, you know,
she designed his pirate attorney. First first paragraph says, in
case of my disappearance, put them in a power of attorney. Okay,
she designed it. It says she designed it. She filed
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it two months before she reported mission to make it
a legal document. She's the one who declared him to
had him declared dead in a legal courtroom to collect
six million plus dollars. You know, why has she not
been charged with fraud if she claims that he's still alive?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Why do you think that is what?
Speaker 7 (12:53):
I think? She just has more money in people's pockets
than you can ever imagine. Because her son or her
brother was the sheriff at the time in Hillsborough, Florida
that investigated all of this. You know, the woman. All
you have to do is get online Google.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
You know this call, it's from a federal prison.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
It donates lots of money to politicians to get them electeds.
But you know, Carol got what Cauroll wanted. She since then,
you know, gave all of her tigers to the sanctuary
she where it presents and they're taking care of them.
She sold Big Cat Rescue for nineteen and a half
million dollars. You know, she's rich. She's out there, she's
doing what she wanted. She got, She got exactly what
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she wanted. But I'm asking you know, I'm on appeal
for a new trial and I've been waiting three years.
That's how slow this system is. And I will win
this new trial. If they grant me new trial. They'll
never take me back to truck because all their witnesses
have turned over their cell phones, admitted to pursonse so
they have no case right and the government.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
It's out the.
Speaker 8 (14:02):
World, as we know, into the world.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
You know, there are just certain things that capture our attention.
And I have found in a lifetime of study that
those involve conflict, controversy, personality, and sometimes we're fascinated by
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things that are so unlike the life we lead that
we don't want to lead the life of a serial killer,
or we don't want to lead the life of a
person engaged in a firefight in Vietnam. But we're really
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interested in what's going through that person's mind and through
that person's life. You know, I don't know how many
people want to be a chef like you know, Mario Batali,
the Iron Chef, or I don't know how many people
want to wanted to cook with with Legazi or Paul
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Prudome or any of these other very intense chefs. But
I think it's interesting to see their life. I don't
know how many people would would want to go through
the scars on the forearms that Anthony Bourdain had to
earn to get to the point where he could travel
the world and talk about food. And you know, I
always thought he had such a fascinating life, and yet
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you see that there was mental instability going back quite
some time, and then of course the taking of his
own life. Four years ago. When Tiger King Joe Exotic
was was on Netflix, it was the only thing we
talked about in the studio. I mean, we talked about
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what was in the news, but it was such a
fascinating time for us and our team talking through the
various characters and the twists and the turns they had
as the show developed. And now we learn from Joe
Exotic to Tiger King that he wasn't even involved in
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that thing. He was in prison three years before that
thing ever hit the air. Almost three million dollars were
made by the selling of the footage, and he didn't
get a penny of it. He says. I mean, it
really is quite a development, because I think most people
probably figure he's out and about living large, living off
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the money, maybe promoting something else, but in fact, quite
a distance from that, he's in prison cancer and will
be for five more years if the President doesn't grant
him clemency, and if he does, Joe Exotic, if he
grants you, if a pardon tomorrow, what would life look
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like for Joe Exotic?
Speaker 7 (17:16):
Okay, First of all, I have nothing left. They took
my you know, they destroyed my home, they took my zoo.
They sold off my clothes to museums and people, and
I have no clothes even but I have friends out there.
They're going to help me get my clothes. What am
I going to do? I'm going to Mexico. Man, my
husband is in Mexico. I'm going to go to Mexico.
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I'm going to use my platform to get back to
doing my charity work, helping seek grants wishes for sick
little kids and the homeless. And I'm going to work
my butt off until I can afford one of Trump's
gold cards, and then me and my husband will come
back to America.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
What do you find joy in, because you've got to
find some way to get through the day in prison.
What's something that you actually enjoy or have made the
most of.
Speaker 7 (18:06):
Well, I mean, I spend most of my day out
a wreck, you know, outside walking and working out, keeping
my head straight. But you know, my fans and my supporters.
I've probably received over one hundred thousand letters since I've
been in here, and I get still ten letters a day.
The people around the world that saw through the show
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and since then have seen them admit to perjury and stuff.
The fans is what's kept me going because every one
seed that I'll get out of here, you know, worst
case scenario right now, Michael is my outdate is October
of twenty thirty. So if I can beat this camp
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and keep the cancer at Bay for five more years.
I'm out of here anyway. But the right thing to do.
I mean, I have a Congresswoman Bobert, I have Congressmen
Eric Burlison, I've got Joe Rogan. I've got Matt Gates.
I have Dana White, I have the Hogan family. I've
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got everybody out there screaming to let me out. And
I've got a clemency on file in Ed Martin's office.
And you know, they don't even have to give me
a pardon. I tell everybody, I look up the President Trump.
He knows how the system is, he's feeling. He's convicted
thirty four felonies. You know they indicted him ninety four times.
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I don't need to have a presidential pardon. I just
commute my sin as to time servant. Let me go
on my way.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
So I'm assuming you watched Netflix's film about you that
you didn't participate in from in prison. Did you? What
was the setting? Were you in a room with a
bunch of other people? What was that like?
Speaker 7 (19:51):
No, I was always in a lawyer visit. It was
just me and my lawyers in a room and.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
You all watched it together. Were you at I was
I was.
Speaker 7 (20:05):
I was so disgusted because Tiger King didn't do anything
for tigers. Okay, they made me out to be a
meth head, which I wasn't. I was the only one
in the show with a full set of teeth wearing clothes.
I mean, look to the smoke screen. Okay, who interviews
a hit man in the bathtub? All right?
Speaker 9 (20:24):
You know?
Speaker 7 (20:24):
And then they had John Finley running around with a
shirt off the whole time. But the thing that disappointed
me the most is sad the girl that lost her arm. Yeah,
you know, she she went up against the government and
whip me to keep from having to kill that tiger,
because they wanted to kill that tiger, and she took
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full blame and kept that tiger alive. And if you
wanted to make the show about tigers or conservation of tigers,
tigers in the in the in captivity, they should have
set her in front of that tiger cage and let
her tell her story and not blame the tiger, you know.
But instead they put in a junk yard to make
it look like my zoo look like a junk yard.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
When you saw some of the folks who now that
you were in prison, were talking about you that maybe
never would have before. Who did you feel the most
betrayed by.
Speaker 7 (21:17):
I was probably the most disappointed in John Finley because
he was there for eleven years and he took a
payoff to talk crap and make a movie. There's nothing
he said was the truth. He accused me of the movie.
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He burned my own TV studio. Okay, First of all,
I was in Chicago with a funeral grant the last wish,
so him and Rinky the guy with no legs, was
the only ones at the zoo, so if I had
anybody burn it, it would have been him. So nothing made sense.
But Michael, this think Pete, which means he's going to
hang up any second. I want to thank you for
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giving me a platform and give me a voice. I
hope you have me back sometime. Kill everybody to get
on joexoticofficial dot com and look at the evidence of
all there.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Joe exoticofficial dot com. I have checked it out. Yes,
a real, real pleasure to have you on, real happy way.
Speaker 7 (22:17):
Add a little bit about these oar houses.
Speaker 8 (22:19):
I know all about them.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Ramon wants to know what around the world is.
Speaker 8 (22:22):
Whistling bungholes, spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey riders, whoskerdoos hoosker
don'ts nips and dazers with her without the scooter.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Stick or one single whistling kiddy chaser. Well, let's say
you're an enterprising criminal, not a violent one, just an
enterprising one. You remember, what was it Dillinger who They
asked him that they thought he had some issue against
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the banks? Remember, John, was it Dillinger? Deringer? Do you
remember ramon check that I think it was Dillinger. They
thought he had some big issue with the banks, you know,
banks or evil banks or hoarding the money. Banks are
bad people. And they asked him, Dillinger, It is Dellinger. Okay, yes,
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well admit I got it right. So so the press
is asking him. You know, they love this guy, you
know that the bank robber Bonnie and Clyde. And so
they asked Dillinger, why'd you rob the bank? Expecting him
to give them some big stories so they can make
a rice because that's where the money is. So with
that in mind, you're thinking to yourself, I don't have
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any money, but I want some money. I'm gonna go
take some money from somebody else that has money. Okay,
so where do I go home? I go to Connie
and Billy's it a Corey Diamond. No, that place is
like Fort Knox or Okay. Uh, well, gringos, they're really busy.
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They got to have a lot of money. No, remember
they got hit like ten times. They fixed that. They
went hard cored. Don't try, that's a waste of time.
Let's see Eddie Martini's house. No, his wife is his
armed Ramon's house No, nobody knows where he lives. Let's
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see who would we rob? Who would we rob that
will have a bunch of money? Oh? Family Dollar? Yeah, yeah,
let's go. Let's go steal everything we can at the
Family Dollar because if we make out of there with
a thousand items, we've got one hundred dollars worth of stuff.
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Because stuff's not worth a dollar, they sell it for
a dollar. Family Dollar not the most lucrative spot. A
couple a lot with their nineteen year old son. These
are real smart ones. Arrested for a series of robberies
at Family Dollar in the Houston area. But you know,
it's a family that prays together, the family that robs together.
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And I guess you got to give them credit for
that clip number fourteen, ABC thirteen.
Speaker 10 (25:18):
The everyday low price is at Family Dollar apparently not
low enough for one family. They're on and Jennifer Whittle
as well as Jennifer's nineteen year old son at Gavin
Harper accused of robbing six dollars stores from May twelfth
to June twenty seventh.
Speaker 9 (25:33):
And there was a black ski mess.
Speaker 10 (25:35):
The Ron Wittle looking incredulous at times. It's the tales
of his alleged crimes were read out in court. Investigators
say the couple and their son would frequently case stores
before deciding unwe to rob. It soon attracted the attention
of undercover officers who set up surveillance.
Speaker 9 (25:53):
He can also be seen on video in the store,
distracting the employees while steps on rob's the store.
Speaker 10 (26:02):
There were alleged crimes fore he came to an end.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Friday.
Speaker 10 (26:05):
The police say they saw them pull up to this
Southside Family Dollar. They say the Wittles waited in their
car well, Harper got out and robbed the store at gunpoint.
Speaker 9 (26:15):
Told the clerk he was gonna buy some chips. When
she opened the register, he pulled out a gun on
the employee, telling the employee give me all of the
money or I will shoot you.
Speaker 10 (26:26):
Police say he only made off with a little more
than two hundred dollars. Officers moved in and arrested him
and his parents as they were driving away. According to
the couple's public defender, both husband and wife are disabled
and lonely. Moved to Houston a few months ago. Record
show they most recently lived to Kentucky, where darn Whittle
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is due in court for an unknown offense next month.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
He does have a dollar that's blind, his wife and
seven children six months to twenty nine years old.
Speaker 10 (26:57):
Lots of kids, and according to the hearing officer, lots
of out of state arrest twenty in total.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Wait a minute, your defense of these armed robbers is
that they're disabled and blind with a bunch of kids.
How about you stop having so many kids? How about
you stop being arrested? Twenty kids, twenty arrests. Huh honey,
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we gotta go celebrate. We got another baby. We gotta
go do another stick up, and then maybe we'll come
home and have sex again. That's your defense, is that
you're disabled. It's an armed robbery. Can you imagine the
cop that has to arrest these people. Can you imagine
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what he's thinking.
Speaker 11 (27:58):
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by
two separate and equally important groups, the police who investigate
crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
These are their stories.
Speaker 8 (28:12):
You see. The thing here is, pal, I don't understand
why why the family dollar store?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Because we needed them dollars? Yeah, I know that, But
why the family dollar Store?
Speaker 8 (28:21):
I mean, why not let's say the Dollar Tree or
the Dollar General. Because we're a family who robb together.
We robbed a family dollar. We've been in an army.
You know that Dollar gener will be out of them dollars?
You feel me? Dog, I think so, But by all means,
please go. It's like this, Every store name for the
people who's supposed to shop there, right. I don't go
to No MacDonald's because I ain't irick. I go to
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that Burger King.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
I mean guess because Sierra King.
Speaker 8 (28:47):
You know that's right. So let me see if I
got this here the genius you contend that every store
is named for the people who shop there. That's what
I've been saying. Dollar So, if you're not a cartoon sale.
We don't live in Kentucky. Where do you buy your
fright chicken?
Speaker 6 (29:03):
Yo?
Speaker 8 (29:04):
We Christian folk we eat at that churches man, because
they not denomination on all that stuff. Okay, now I'm
really curious where.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Do you go for your shoe.
Speaker 8 (29:14):
I'm gonna tell you what now? No shoe carnival. I
ain't no clown events. What you're saying? No, no, no no?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
What about wings?
Speaker 8 (29:21):
Yo? I'm gonna tell you right now. I don't dig
on no bises to forget that buffalo wild wing. I
live up in that motropolist dog, big shity Wing.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Wait, you managed to work in a show, sponsor in
a in a comedy bet okay, Uh, Jim Mutt and
Daryl Kunda bonuses all the way around. I mean, Big
City Wings will have to pay for it. 'm play
that last fifteen seconds. I did not see that coming.
(30:03):
Play the last fifteen twenty seconds of that bit. I
don't what about.
Speaker 8 (30:09):
Wing, y'all. I'm gonna tell you right now, I don't
dig on no bisons. Forget that buffalo wild way. I
live up in that moltropolist dog, the shitty wing.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Okay, that's clever. I really honestly, one more time, play
that last little bit. How does that work? Hey, guys, uh,
we managed to work you into a bit.
Speaker 8 (30:33):
What about Wing? Y'all, I'm gonna tell you right now,
I don't dig on no bisons. Forget that Buffalo wild Way.
I live up in that moltropolist dog be sitty Wing.