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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's that time, time, time, time, luck and load till
Michael Very Show is.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
On the air.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
You fellas been dorm bit of boozing.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Have you sucking back on Grandpa's old cough medicine?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yeah? What nobody is?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
I through the load? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
What nobody is?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yea?
Speaker 5 (00:39):
You know?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
And I three the load.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
I prefer to be by Byses.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Captain Whittaker.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
On the three nights before the accident October eleventh.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
October eleventh, October twelfth, and thirteenth and fourteenth, I was intoxicated.
I drank all of those days. I drank and excess.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
On the morning of the accident.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I was drunk. I'm drunk now, I'm drunk right now.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
That's some kind of Chinese checkers. Chinese checkers.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
No, this is a peanuckle. I'm drunk.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
It's just stuffy in here, that's all.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I'm drunk. Yeah, what nobody is?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
You know?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Not to.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I preferred me by my friend.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Don't gonna need food.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Hell, he's three sheets to the way. He's drunk. It's
a stop.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Why don't you shut up?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Shout out you.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Dog dom dom.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Grandpa is talking to you.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Where is my auto mobile? Automobile like.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Big like, yeah, what nobody is?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah, you know one asking alone?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I prepare to me by by. Hey you got the
door open? Are you drunk?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Okay, here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
We have thrown a very formal surprise party for you.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
In there.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
All your friends are in there and your parents. No,
oh no, my parents have never seen me drunk.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
And they know of.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Who doesn't love a yellow school bus?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Right?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Can you raise your man if you love a yellow
school bus?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Right?
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Just there's something about and most of us, many of
us went to school on the yellow school bus.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Right, Yeah, what nobody is? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
You know what I did alone?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I prefer to be by my said.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
You know what I did alone?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
I prefer to be by my said, Dang, I just
tripped over a box of Kleenex. I'm all right though,
it's just soft tissue damage. I asked the library and
if they had any books on amplifiers. She said, yes,
what volume would you like? Did that take a minute
(04:23):
for you? Okay, let me try to yet. I asked
the librarian if they had any books on amplifiers. She said, yes,
what volume would you like? Why don't violinists play hide
and seek? Because nobody would look for him. You know
(04:56):
what works faster than a calculator. A calculator. Our printer's
name is Bob Marley because it's always jamming. Let's talk
(05:18):
about snaps, shall we? Food stamps call it what it is,
free food. It's not free. You pay for it. They
get it. You know, if I make a statement like
these idiots wearing masks today they pained for the days
(05:39):
of COVID, They loved COVID. There will always be someone,
and it's always a woman who will say back, you
don't know that they might have a rare condition, whatever
condition they have. The mask is not aiding it. You
understand that. And by the way, they don't have a condition.
(06:05):
They're a twenty six year old who misses COVID. COVID
was a highlight of their life. They loved COVID. They
wish COVID was forever. They felt like they were living
through something important. It's exciting for them. Stop making exceptions
into the rule. So there will be people who will say, well,
(06:27):
there's probably some people that really need it. I bet
you it's less than three percent. Now, are there some
people who would go hungry if we stop buying every
meal for them? Yeah? Is that a bad thing. No, No,
it's why you don't feed the animals at a safari.
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They'll stop learning how to feed themselves. But Michael, there's children.
People need to stop having children they cannot support. And
the fact that you can't get comfortable saying that is
the problem. Let me tell you something. Feeling sorry for
people and feeling guilt for your success is going to
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be the end of you. It's going to kill you.
It's killing this country. You don't need to feel guilt
for your success. If you want to give back, that's great.
But government is not philanthropy. It's not charity. It's compulsion.
You are required to give. For all the people who
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want to give away more money from the government, how
much do they give away themselves? Solve the problem yourself,
stroke a check, you know, on your tax return. At
the very end, you can make a contribution to the government.
But they don't. Ever. People feel a certain amount of guilt,
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and this is encouraged that they're not starving, that they're
not living in the street. So the way they deal
with that, it's it's their own therapy. Because they jump
up down and say we all should give money. The
only reason we're even talking about Snap is because look shutdown.
Snap has been rolling along and would have kept rolling
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a wrong along. One in eight Americans is on free food.
Do you you're the richest country in the history of mankind?
Clint Black is a lot of things, but tall is
not one of them.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Killing time, this killing.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I'll never forget. Very very wise man once told me
train tracks are like nipples. The third one will Shakya Ramona.
What's the difference between legos and boobs? No one's ever
screamed bloody murder? After accidentally stepping on a boom a
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fellow from Orange Texas in Boston, he meets a woman
in the hotel bar. Where'd y'all go to college? He asked,
She replies, yell. He cups his hands around my mouth, says,
I said, where'd y'all go to college? Ruth Lee had
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a brother who was never late. His name was Earl
Lee John, but no Ah, writes Zar, I dropped a
short email last week about my time at discount Tier company.
You made a comment on air about my first name spelling,
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as a lot of people do. I was adopted as
child number six at about a few weeks after I
was born. My original name was Jonathan Michael Crooks. That's
j O N. They already had a Michael, so they
dropped my first name down to John and gave me
the biological my biological dad's first name as a middle name.
Long story, I was adopted by my aunt, but didn't
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find out until I was in high school. My running
joke with my first name is that I was such
a bad kid. My mom whooped the h out of me.
Thanks have a good one, you know. I know of
so many of those stories. Somebody's mom and dad get
killed in a car wreck, one of the aunts and uncles,
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grandparents step in and raise the kid and never say
a word about it. They just do it. It's amazing.
I mean, it really is. It's heroic on a very
very deep level, a very deep level. It's life changing.
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Democrats never do that. When they talk about caring about
kids and people and Republicans, that's Republicans who do that.
That's Christians who do that. For all the talk by
the Sheila Jackson Lees and Jasmine Crocketts and Nancy Pelosi's
about caring about people, they don't give a damn about people.
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They're self centered, narcissist takers. They're losers, they're not very smart,
and they're criminals. They're out and out criminals. They're frauds.
They're really really dumb. If you owned a company and
y'all had to execute on tasks, you wouldn't ask Jasmine
Crocket to do it. You wouldn't ask Ilhanom, or you
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wouldn't ask aoc. Everybody's had a personality like that in
their lives. That personality is toxic. You don't want that
person in your place of business, in your household, anywhere.
They're toxic. And what we've developed now is a culture
with social media where these people can just launch stupid
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statements all day, every day, and that becomes their currency.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
It's actually a job skill. White people are awful. White
people are terrible. White people are the problem. Yeah, you
stupid bitch.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
You're right. You live in a country that was founded
by white people. You come from a country of non
white people that's broken and incestuous and criminal and backwards.
Sure it's the white people that are awful. Sure, just
go ahead and stick to that. That seems to be
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working out just fine for you. Let's talk about snap.
If the government hadn't shut down and the Democrats hadn't decided, well,
what can we throw at Trump? Last week it was
no kings, no kings. This week it is give us
our food King. We got to have our food King.
(13:08):
We support out here, and we hungry. You look hungry
because I bet you got to eat a lot to
stay that fat. We're the only country in the world
where our poor people are fat. You may ever think
about that, all right, So here's what I want to
talk about. I don't expect anybody to agree with me. Oh,
before I say that, I saw a stat this is
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another one. I don't really care how you think. I
just want people to be a little more consistent. I
saw a stat on payouts of coaches of ten or
more million dollars to pay a coach to go away.
I guess Mazagan and Auburn got a big payout, and
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it was three coaches. It totaled out to about seventy
five million dollars for the three coaches, and and nobody's
can about the presence of money in football. And I
posted about it, and I said, uh, nobody seems to
be angry that these coaches are getting dozens of millions
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of dollars to not coach anymore, but God forbid, don't
pay the kids. And several people said, well, I don't
want the kids getting paid. Why let's be honest. You
don't want them getting paid because they're making more money
than you are. You don't like that an eighteen year
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old black kid from the inner city is making three
million dollars a year and you don't. There's no shame
in that. But have a little bit of introspect. It's
not a legitimate opinion. I don't want them to get paid.
How Come because they out not? How Come because it's
running the game? How because they out not get paid?
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Why why shouldn't they get paid? Do you show up
at movies and say, I don't think you should pay
the actors that much. Some of these are just child actors.
They're just children. They shouldn't get paid that much. Do
you show up at concerts and say, she's seventeen years old,
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she shouldn't make that amount of money. Oh, you don't.
Do you show up at Silicon Valley when somebody comes
up with a website and an app and they make
three hundred million dollars, Why shouldn't a kid get paid?
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It's a legal no victims consensual transaction. Well, it's running football.
I like D white football, and I don't like it
now that there's money vault. How is it different? How
is the game worse today? And the worst is an
A and M fans and that when's the last time
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I was in the top three? You don't think money's
had anything to do with that? Well, I just don't
like it because you're an idiot. You don't even thinking
about it. The coaches can make it, well okay, not
in il the portal? Why the portal? Because they moved
from team to team? Oh you mean like Lane Kifvin's
about to move? You mean like they can Brian Kelly,
you mean like all these other coaches are gonna move?
Did that ruin the sport for you? Just think for
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a second. Are you even slightly consistent in your views
on anything? Lena and Rodney told us weeks ago that
we were broke so Harris County deputies couldn't get their
pay raises. Then suddenly the Democrat majority on the Harris
County Commissioner's Court votes in favor of a fifty million
dollars pay raise for county employees, not law enforcement. That
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comes after spending more than a million dollars on a
study to find and identify a so called pay gap
based on gender, race, and ethnicity, so they could use
it to justify the raises. So it's not enough that
every employee at the county is black. They're underpaid because
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they're black, So now they're going to get a big
pay raise, well because they're black. ABC thirteen the story.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
In a matter of months, some Harris County workers could
suddenly see a bump and pay not because of a promotion,
but vote on changing county worker classifications.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Three as in one no, I don't pass this.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Most This happened after commissioners approved spending one point two
million dollars to look into pay quality. Today, they received
the results of the study. Here are some of the findings.
Black and Hispanic women's median salary is fifty nine thousand dollars.
For white men, it's seventy six thousand dollars. The report
also found the median salary for Hispanic and African American
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employees is twenty percent lower than white workers. The study
also found some people doing the job were paid differently
based on age and ethnicity. To change that gap, the
study found it would cost about seven million dollars, but
commissioners wasn't even further. They decided to reduce the number
of pay structures. By doing so, it gives some workers raises,
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which will cost the county about forty million dollars because
now we know that the system we have in place
has been discriminatory against certain groups with regardless of whether
it's legal liability.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
At night or not, it's just the right thing to do.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Well.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
The report looked at salary, it didn't factor in benefits.
Commissioner Tom Ramsey voted against the changes. He says because
of that, and he also adds pay should be more
than classification.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
This whole deal is based on the position and not
the person. It seems to me that performance is not
even hardly considered.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
It's not considered. Race is considered. These people are racists.
They're racist. If they weren't thirteen percent of the population
and they were seventy, we'd all be dead. And I
mean that Rodney Ellis is a horrible racist, horrible racist,
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and they want every black person out there to be
a racist. They're disappointed when they're not. You're an uncle, Tom,
if you're not a racist. They hate blacks that don't
toe the line. Why are there paid disparities in race
at the county? Well, what kind of positions are people doing?
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We know the engineers are paid more. What are the
chances those are white males. You're assuming that the paid
disparity is based on race when race and pay are correlative,
not causative. Just happens to be the pai the case
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that blacks occupy more of the lower level positions. Okay,
that's not anybody's fault, you know. It just so happens
that the guy who only plays on special teams doesn't
make as much as the quarterback. Isn't that crazy? And
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the assistant coach doesn't make as much as the head coach.
What are the chances You're not odd. So what they're
doing is they're making it so that people don't hire
blacks or women. Because that's the beginning of your problems,
not the end. This whole idea of dividing people up
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by race and sex, that's so that they can become
the king of tribes, so that they can accumulate power
on the basis of grievance. This is not encouraging people
to be better. You've got four out of five county
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commissioners who are Democrats, two out of the five or women.
One out of the five is black. What does this
even mean? Should it matter? Two of the five are Hispanic,
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two of the five are stupid. I'll let you figure
that one now. This race talk never ends until you
make it okay. White people vote for white people, only
hire white people, give promotions to white people, pay white
people more. Sounds weird, doesn't it. That's what they're saying,
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that's what they're doing. It's exactly what they're doing. There's
a Netflix show out this month or yeah, I guess
it's this month. I don't know when it was out.
I never know when anything comes out wrong. It's called
The Residence, and my wife asked me to watch it
with her because it's a good husband wife thing at
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least for us to watch a show together. So the
routine is I come in every day, we eat together.
That's a big deal for us, a family meal. My
wife grew up doing that. I grew up doing that.
I think it's a good time to you know, you
all have everybody has to eat, so why not spend
that time together, turn the phones off, catch up on
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the day, and which is mostly you asking your teenage kids,
how is your day fine? What'd you do? Nothing? Any boring?
That's what teenagers do. Everything's boring. Everything is boring all
the time. For teenage boys, it's just everything boring. How
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is history boring? How is geograhy boring? How was assembly boring?
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Okay, I'm not sure what could make it not boring?
To be honest, I'm not I'm not sure how I
could do that. So after dinner, typically I go out.
We have a little cottage out back. I go out
there and smoke because I can smoke inside there, and
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then I start prepping for the next day. I'll watch
a documentary, I'll take notes, I'll read all the things
necessary to kind of catch up and get ready for
the following day. But it's nice when we can watch
a TV show together. So we're watching hour of a
show before we go to bed, and it has to
be something that we both like. And the problem is
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the kind of stuff I like she doesn't like because
I like a bit of the ultra vie, the violence,
and she does it especially not before she goes to sleep,
or really ever truthfull. So there's a show called The
residence and it's incredible writing, but it's this one. This
woman's Shonda Rhymes, I think that's her last name. Her
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company's called Shondaland, and she's made some amazing, you know,
award winning TV shows, but her whole goal is to
put blacks in all the admirable positions and put whites
like every commercial in the stupid wood. I didn't know
what I'll do a goofy white guy. I'm a goofy
white dad obosibib and everybody thinks they're an idiot. So
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she has created all these characters around this premise, and
she almost manages to ruin what is otherwise great writing.
But she doesn't. If you can get through the first episode,
which is all caricatures of you know what Rodney Elliss's
people ask, it's a really very good who done it? Hum?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
George good asleep? I can't excited.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Every morning. David Malsby Camp Hope is the PTSD Foundation
of America, will send me today's champion, and that is
somebody who's done something nice for Camp Hope, which is
where veterans help veterans who are struggling with PTSD avoid suicide,
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learn to cope and thrive. In many cases, they're able
to reconnect with their girlfriend or spouse. They're able to
re enter their family life and be a father to
their children again. Often there's been violence, arrests, living under
a bridge, almost always suicide attempts, extreme addiction, often with
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multiple drugs, a great deal of trauma and an inability
to cope with it, and an inability to relate to
others in a healthy fashion. They don't want to live
like this. Did you just say like a Cowboys fan?
Did you really just say that? What are you doing
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in there? I'm in the middle of a very serious
discussion and you threw in like a Cowboys fan. Don't
do that to our veterans. No matter how bad it
gets for our veterans, it's never as bad as being
a Cowboys fan. Don't lose hope. You're not the Cowboys.
So I get a message today, Today's was CZAR. This
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past weekend out at Bentwater Golf Club, you've been out
there supposed to be nice. The folks at Grammy's Cookie
Convoy Grammy g R A M. M Y hosted one
heck of a golf tournament all to support our veterans
at Camp Hope and the p TSD Foundation of America.
Big salute to Marlene Summers, the Summers family, the Heathcott family,
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and CICB. What is CICB. Look up CICB. I wonder
what that is. Maybe it's a bank or something. If
you want to help heal the invisible wounds of war,
go to PTSDUSA dot org inspection in certifact. No, it
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ain't that. I wonder what CICB is anyway, So I
looked up Grammy's Cookie Convoy and what it is is
se fact basically, they send chocolate chip cookies to the
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Marines or I don't know if it's just Marines. I'm sorry,
I don't know that they send cookies to our soldiers
serving abroad. That's it.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
They say.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Anyway, they send cookies abroad, which is kind of cool.
And the people involved are Marlene Summers, the founder and President,
Sherry Miller, the vice president, Betsy Moore, Tournament Registration Tammy Joyce,
Special Projects Coordinator, and Madison Firking Media Communications fr E
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R K I N G. Dear God. I'm glad that
girl didn't go to school with me growing up, because
I would have relentlessly, relentlessly teased her about that name.
Would you get your furking self over here? Would you
stop furking around? There would be no end to that anyway.
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It's Grammy's Cookieconvoy dot com, even if you only send
them a note. And then they got a picture of
all of them, and it's all these sweet ladies in there,
and they got them all gemmed in there, and they're
all leaning over and they're all so happy. They're just adorable.
Most of them look like they're about now. There's some
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of them. The youngest one's about forty, but they got
some of them look like they might be in their eighties.
And they're real cute because they've got them bent over
so the people behind them can see and you can
tell they're smiling. But they're like, can we finishist? Cause
I'm gonna get stuck in this position. That's always the worst,
isn't it. They got a bunch of cute little old
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ladies in here, just adorable. I had to hug them all,
every last one of them. Anyway, So thank you Grammy's Cookie.
So I said how much they raise? He said, it's
only five thousand. I know what you're gonna say, but
every bit helps and it was really great. You know,
the veterans love it. Every bit does help, and I'm
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so grateful to so many people. Whether it's five thousand,
five hundred, five hundred thousand Weatherford every year does their
big employee event out there. We've had or organizations come
out and do service projects there, serve food, do all
sorts of stuff. Then this weekend I got an email
from a lady named Kathy Motes who writes zar Happy Saturday.
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I'm the president of the Houston Marines Mom org, and
we are sending supplies to our deployed troops to give
some comfort, to give them some comfort from home. Several
are from Texas and have requested burke BUCkies, jerky nuts, popcorn,
and candy. Does BUCkies have popcorn? Where's the popcorn? It's
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beaver nuggets. I'm about to tell you something that you're
gonna be surprised. I didn't realize that's what beaver nuggets was.
It's not What is it? Then, oh Yankees, we're thinking
proper work? What is it? I don't eat beaver nuggets? Yeah, yes,
I don't like puff stuff. That's kind of you know,
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the big the big cheetos that are just puffs. I
never really got into that. I like I like some
crunch to my Cheetos. Anyway, several are from Texas and
have requested from home BUCkies jerky nuts, popcorn, and candy.
We depend on donations to assist us with these requests.
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Do you have any contacts at Bucki's that I can
reach out and see if they would donate these items
to a five oh one C three for our troops.
Shipping is twenty six dollars a box, so that's where
our funds go. To appreciate your assistance and support. Kathy Motes,
President Houston Marine Mom's Organization. Twenty six dollars a box.
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That's expensive, but it's gone a long way, I guess.
So I know Beaver, but I don't want to have
to call in another favor from Beaver. I like to
save up my favors. So somebody out there knows Beaver
well and just say hey, Michael Barry was talking about
you and they're trying to get some jerky nuts, popcorn
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and candy donated. It's a five oh one C three,
so it's a write off to the Marine Moms and
they send it to the Marines overseas and I will
mention it every day for five days. The future of
BUCkies hangs in the balance. If we mention this, then
they'll make it. If we don't, I don't like their chances.
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They got a big nut, get it. They got real
estate signage. Gotta keep the bathrooms clean. So you don't
know if that popcorn or not. I wonder if she
knows that puck. I'm just in my mind. I'm running
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through kind of the traditional story layout. I don't remember
where I saw, but see you do the packaged candy
over to the right. I don't. That's not my thing.
Michael T's girlfriend loves the chipped beef sandwich and it
breaks my wife's heart. When they're going back to Austin,
she'll say, all right, we're gonna have dinner before y'all
go back, And he'll say, Mom, if you don't mind.
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Cassie likes to stop and get a chip beef sandwich
at the Bucki's on the way home.
It's that time, time, time, time, luck and load till
Michael Very Show is.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
On the air.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
You fellas been dorm bit of boozing.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Have you sucking back on Grandpa's old cough medicine?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yeah? What nobody is?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
I through the load? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
What nobody is?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yea?
Speaker 5 (00:39):
You know?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
And I three the load.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
I prefer to be by Byses.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Captain Whittaker.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
On the three nights before the accident October eleventh.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
October eleventh, October twelfth, and thirteenth and fourteenth, I was intoxicated.
I drank all of those days. I drank and excess.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
On the morning of the accident.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I was drunk. I'm drunk now, I'm drunk right now.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
That's some kind of Chinese checkers. Chinese checkers.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
No, this is a peanuckle. I'm drunk.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
It's just stuffy in here, that's all.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I'm drunk. Yeah, what nobody is?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
You know?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Not to.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I preferred me by my friend.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Don't gonna need food.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Hell, he's three sheets to the way. He's drunk. It's
a stop.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Why don't you shut up?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Shout out you.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Dog dom dom.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Grandpa is talking to you.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Where is my auto mobile? Automobile like.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Big like, yeah, what nobody is?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah, you know one asking alone?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I prepare to me by by. Hey you got the
door open? Are you drunk?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Okay, here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
We have thrown a very formal surprise party for you.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
In there.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
All your friends are in there and your parents. No,
oh no, my parents have never seen me drunk.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
And they know of.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Who doesn't love a yellow school bus?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Right?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Can you raise your man if you love a yellow
school bus?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Right?
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Just there's something about and most of us, many of
us went to school on the yellow school bus.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Right, Yeah, what nobody is? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
You know what I did alone?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I prefer to be by my said.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
You know what I did alone?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
I prefer to be by my said, Dang, I just
tripped over a box of Kleenex. I'm all right though,
it's just soft tissue damage. I asked the library and
if they had any books on amplifiers. She said, yes,
what volume would you like? Did that take a minute
(04:23):
for you? Okay, let me try to yet. I asked
the librarian if they had any books on amplifiers. She said, yes,
what volume would you like? Why don't violinists play hide
and seek? Because nobody would look for him. You know
(04:56):
what works faster than a calculator. A calculator. Our printer's
name is Bob Marley because it's always jamming. Let's talk
(05:18):
about snaps, shall we? Food stamps call it what it is,
free food. It's not free. You pay for it. They
get it. You know, if I make a statement like
these idiots wearing masks today they pained for the days
(05:39):
of COVID, They loved COVID. There will always be someone,
and it's always a woman who will say back, you
don't know that they might have a rare condition, whatever
condition they have. The mask is not aiding it. You
understand that. And by the way, they don't have a condition.
(06:05):
They're a twenty six year old who misses COVID. COVID
was a highlight of their life. They loved COVID. They
wish COVID was forever. They felt like they were living
through something important. It's exciting for them. Stop making exceptions
into the rule. So there will be people who will say, well,
(06:27):
there's probably some people that really need it. I bet
you it's less than three percent. Now, are there some
people who would go hungry if we stop buying every
meal for them? Yeah? Is that a bad thing. No, No,
it's why you don't feed the animals at a safari.
(06:47):
They'll stop learning how to feed themselves. But Michael, there's children.
People need to stop having children they cannot support. And
the fact that you can't get comfortable saying that is
the problem. Let me tell you something. Feeling sorry for
people and feeling guilt for your success is going to
(07:11):
be the end of you. It's going to kill you.
It's killing this country. You don't need to feel guilt
for your success. If you want to give back, that's great.
But government is not philanthropy. It's not charity. It's compulsion.
You are required to give. For all the people who
(07:35):
want to give away more money from the government, how
much do they give away themselves? Solve the problem yourself,
stroke a check, you know, on your tax return. At
the very end, you can make a contribution to the government.
But they don't. Ever. People feel a certain amount of guilt,
(08:00):
and this is encouraged that they're not starving, that they're
not living in the street. So the way they deal
with that, it's it's their own therapy. Because they jump
up down and say we all should give money. The
only reason we're even talking about Snap is because look shutdown.
Snap has been rolling along and would have kept rolling
(08:21):
a wrong along. One in eight Americans is on free food.
Do you you're the richest country in the history of mankind?
Clint Black is a lot of things, but tall is
not one of them.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Killing time, this killing.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I'll never forget. Very very wise man once told me
train tracks are like nipples. The third one will Shakya Ramona.
What's the difference between legos and boobs? No one's ever
screamed bloody murder? After accidentally stepping on a boom a
(09:11):
fellow from Orange Texas in Boston, he meets a woman
in the hotel bar. Where'd y'all go to college? He asked,
She replies, yell. He cups his hands around my mouth, says,
I said, where'd y'all go to college? Ruth Lee had
(09:33):
a brother who was never late. His name was Earl
Lee John, but no Ah, writes Zar, I dropped a
short email last week about my time at discount Tier company.
You made a comment on air about my first name spelling,
(09:55):
as a lot of people do. I was adopted as
child number six at about a few weeks after I
was born. My original name was Jonathan Michael Crooks. That's
j O N. They already had a Michael, so they
dropped my first name down to John and gave me
the biological my biological dad's first name as a middle name.
Long story, I was adopted by my aunt, but didn't
(10:19):
find out until I was in high school. My running
joke with my first name is that I was such
a bad kid. My mom whooped the h out of me.
Thanks have a good one, you know. I know of
so many of those stories. Somebody's mom and dad get
killed in a car wreck, one of the aunts and uncles,
(10:42):
grandparents step in and raise the kid and never say
a word about it. They just do it. It's amazing.
I mean, it really is. It's heroic on a very
very deep level, a very deep level. It's life changing.
(11:02):
Democrats never do that. When they talk about caring about
kids and people and Republicans, that's Republicans who do that.
That's Christians who do that. For all the talk by
the Sheila Jackson Lees and Jasmine Crocketts and Nancy Pelosi's
about caring about people, they don't give a damn about people.
(11:24):
They're self centered, narcissist takers. They're losers, they're not very smart,
and they're criminals. They're out and out criminals. They're frauds.
They're really really dumb. If you owned a company and
y'all had to execute on tasks, you wouldn't ask Jasmine
Crocket to do it. You wouldn't ask Ilhanom, or you
(11:45):
wouldn't ask aoc. Everybody's had a personality like that in
their lives. That personality is toxic. You don't want that
person in your place of business, in your household, anywhere.
They're toxic. And what we've developed now is a culture
with social media where these people can just launch stupid
(12:07):
statements all day, every day, and that becomes their currency.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
It's actually a job skill. White people are awful. White
people are terrible. White people are the problem. Yeah, you
stupid bitch.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
You're right. You live in a country that was founded
by white people. You come from a country of non
white people that's broken and incestuous and criminal and backwards.
Sure it's the white people that are awful. Sure, just
go ahead and stick to that. That seems to be
(12:46):
working out just fine for you. Let's talk about snap.
If the government hadn't shut down and the Democrats hadn't decided, well,
what can we throw at Trump? Last week it was
no kings, no kings. This week it is give us
our food King. We got to have our food King.
(13:08):
We support out here, and we hungry. You look hungry
because I bet you got to eat a lot to
stay that fat. We're the only country in the world
where our poor people are fat. You may ever think
about that, all right, So here's what I want to
talk about. I don't expect anybody to agree with me. Oh,
before I say that, I saw a stat this is
(13:30):
another one. I don't really care how you think. I
just want people to be a little more consistent. I
saw a stat on payouts of coaches of ten or
more million dollars to pay a coach to go away.
I guess Mazagan and Auburn got a big payout, and
(13:51):
it was three coaches. It totaled out to about seventy
five million dollars for the three coaches, and and nobody's
can about the presence of money in football. And I
posted about it, and I said, uh, nobody seems to
be angry that these coaches are getting dozens of millions
(14:11):
of dollars to not coach anymore, but God forbid, don't
pay the kids. And several people said, well, I don't
want the kids getting paid. Why let's be honest. You
don't want them getting paid because they're making more money
than you are. You don't like that an eighteen year
(14:31):
old black kid from the inner city is making three
million dollars a year and you don't. There's no shame
in that. But have a little bit of introspect. It's
not a legitimate opinion. I don't want them to get paid.
How Come because they out not? How Come because it's
running the game? How because they out not get paid?
(14:53):
Why why shouldn't they get paid? Do you show up
at movies and say, I don't think you should pay
the actors that much. Some of these are just child actors.
They're just children. They shouldn't get paid that much. Do
you show up at concerts and say, she's seventeen years old,
(15:16):
she shouldn't make that amount of money. Oh, you don't.
Do you show up at Silicon Valley when somebody comes
up with a website and an app and they make
three hundred million dollars, Why shouldn't a kid get paid?
(15:37):
It's a legal no victims consensual transaction. Well, it's running football.
I like D white football, and I don't like it
now that there's money vault. How is it different? How
is the game worse today? And the worst is an
A and M fans and that when's the last time
(15:59):
I was in the top three? You don't think money's
had anything to do with that? Well, I just don't
like it because you're an idiot. You don't even thinking
about it. The coaches can make it, well okay, not
in il the portal? Why the portal? Because they moved
from team to team? Oh you mean like Lane Kifvin's
about to move? You mean like they can Brian Kelly,
you mean like all these other coaches are gonna move?
Did that ruin the sport for you? Just think for
(16:21):
a second. Are you even slightly consistent in your views
on anything? Lena and Rodney told us weeks ago that
we were broke so Harris County deputies couldn't get their
pay raises. Then suddenly the Democrat majority on the Harris
County Commissioner's Court votes in favor of a fifty million
dollars pay raise for county employees, not law enforcement. That
(16:48):
comes after spending more than a million dollars on a
study to find and identify a so called pay gap
based on gender, race, and ethnicity, so they could use
it to justify the raises. So it's not enough that
every employee at the county is black. They're underpaid because
(17:12):
they're black, So now they're going to get a big
pay raise, well because they're black. ABC thirteen the story.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
In a matter of months, some Harris County workers could
suddenly see a bump and pay not because of a promotion,
but vote on changing county worker classifications.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Three as in one no, I don't pass this.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Most This happened after commissioners approved spending one point two
million dollars to look into pay quality. Today, they received
the results of the study. Here are some of the findings.
Black and Hispanic women's median salary is fifty nine thousand dollars.
For white men, it's seventy six thousand dollars. The report
also found the median salary for Hispanic and African American
(17:53):
employees is twenty percent lower than white workers. The study
also found some people doing the job were paid differently
based on age and ethnicity. To change that gap, the
study found it would cost about seven million dollars, but
commissioners wasn't even further. They decided to reduce the number
of pay structures. By doing so, it gives some workers raises,
(18:15):
which will cost the county about forty million dollars because
now we know that the system we have in place
has been discriminatory against certain groups with regardless of whether
it's legal liability.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
At night or not, it's just the right thing to do.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Well.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
The report looked at salary, it didn't factor in benefits.
Commissioner Tom Ramsey voted against the changes. He says because
of that, and he also adds pay should be more
than classification.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
This whole deal is based on the position and not
the person. It seems to me that performance is not
even hardly considered.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
It's not considered. Race is considered. These people are racists.
They're racist. If they weren't thirteen percent of the population
and they were seventy, we'd all be dead. And I
mean that Rodney Ellis is a horrible racist, horrible racist,
(19:21):
and they want every black person out there to be
a racist. They're disappointed when they're not. You're an uncle, Tom,
if you're not a racist. They hate blacks that don't
toe the line. Why are there paid disparities in race
at the county? Well, what kind of positions are people doing?
(19:46):
We know the engineers are paid more. What are the
chances those are white males. You're assuming that the paid
disparity is based on race when race and pay are correlative,
not causative. Just happens to be the pai the case
(20:07):
that blacks occupy more of the lower level positions. Okay,
that's not anybody's fault, you know. It just so happens
that the guy who only plays on special teams doesn't
make as much as the quarterback. Isn't that crazy? And
(20:28):
the assistant coach doesn't make as much as the head coach.
What are the chances You're not odd. So what they're
doing is they're making it so that people don't hire
blacks or women. Because that's the beginning of your problems,
not the end. This whole idea of dividing people up
(20:53):
by race and sex, that's so that they can become
the king of tribes, so that they can accumulate power
on the basis of grievance. This is not encouraging people
to be better. You've got four out of five county
(21:14):
commissioners who are Democrats, two out of the five or women.
One out of the five is black. What does this
even mean? Should it matter? Two of the five are Hispanic,
(21:34):
two of the five are stupid. I'll let you figure
that one now. This race talk never ends until you
make it okay. White people vote for white people, only
hire white people, give promotions to white people, pay white
people more. Sounds weird, doesn't it. That's what they're saying,
(22:00):
that's what they're doing. It's exactly what they're doing. There's
a Netflix show out this month or yeah, I guess
it's this month. I don't know when it was out.
I never know when anything comes out wrong. It's called
The Residence, and my wife asked me to watch it
with her because it's a good husband wife thing at
(22:22):
least for us to watch a show together. So the
routine is I come in every day, we eat together.
That's a big deal for us, a family meal. My
wife grew up doing that. I grew up doing that.
I think it's a good time to you know, you
all have everybody has to eat, so why not spend
that time together, turn the phones off, catch up on
(22:43):
the day, and which is mostly you asking your teenage kids,
how is your day fine? What'd you do? Nothing? Any boring?
That's what teenagers do. Everything's boring. Everything is boring all
the time. For teenage boys, it's just everything boring. How
(23:03):
is history boring? How is geograhy boring? How was assembly boring?
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Okay, I'm not sure what could make it not boring?
To be honest, I'm not I'm not sure how I
could do that. So after dinner, typically I go out.
We have a little cottage out back. I go out
there and smoke because I can smoke inside there, and
(23:31):
then I start prepping for the next day. I'll watch
a documentary, I'll take notes, I'll read all the things
necessary to kind of catch up and get ready for
the following day. But it's nice when we can watch
a TV show together. So we're watching hour of a
show before we go to bed, and it has to
be something that we both like. And the problem is
(23:53):
the kind of stuff I like she doesn't like because
I like a bit of the ultra vie, the violence,
and she does it especially not before she goes to sleep,
or really ever truthfull. So there's a show called The
residence and it's incredible writing, but it's this one. This
woman's Shonda Rhymes, I think that's her last name. Her
(24:16):
company's called Shondaland, and she's made some amazing, you know,
award winning TV shows, but her whole goal is to
put blacks in all the admirable positions and put whites
like every commercial in the stupid wood. I didn't know
what I'll do a goofy white guy. I'm a goofy
white dad obosibib and everybody thinks they're an idiot. So
(24:39):
she has created all these characters around this premise, and
she almost manages to ruin what is otherwise great writing.
But she doesn't. If you can get through the first episode,
which is all caricatures of you know what Rodney Elliss's
people ask, it's a really very good who done it? Hum?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
George good asleep? I can't excited.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Every morning. David Malsby Camp Hope is the PTSD Foundation
of America, will send me today's champion, and that is
somebody who's done something nice for Camp Hope, which is
where veterans help veterans who are struggling with PTSD avoid suicide,
(25:28):
learn to cope and thrive. In many cases, they're able
to reconnect with their girlfriend or spouse. They're able to
re enter their family life and be a father to
their children again. Often there's been violence, arrests, living under
a bridge, almost always suicide attempts, extreme addiction, often with
(25:51):
multiple drugs, a great deal of trauma and an inability
to cope with it, and an inability to relate to
others in a healthy fashion. They don't want to live
like this. Did you just say like a Cowboys fan?
Did you really just say that? What are you doing
(26:15):
in there? I'm in the middle of a very serious
discussion and you threw in like a Cowboys fan. Don't
do that to our veterans. No matter how bad it
gets for our veterans, it's never as bad as being
a Cowboys fan. Don't lose hope. You're not the Cowboys.
So I get a message today, Today's was CZAR. This
(26:44):
past weekend out at Bentwater Golf Club, you've been out
there supposed to be nice. The folks at Grammy's Cookie
Convoy Grammy g R A M. M Y hosted one
heck of a golf tournament all to support our veterans
at Camp Hope and the p TSD Foundation of America.
Big salute to Marlene Summers, the Summers family, the Heathcott family,
(27:09):
and CICB. What is CICB. Look up CICB. I wonder
what that is. Maybe it's a bank or something. If
you want to help heal the invisible wounds of war,
go to PTSDUSA dot org inspection in certifact. No, it
(27:30):
ain't that. I wonder what CICB is anyway, So I
looked up Grammy's Cookie Convoy and what it is is
se fact basically, they send chocolate chip cookies to the
(27:50):
Marines or I don't know if it's just Marines. I'm sorry,
I don't know that they send cookies to our soldiers
serving abroad. That's it.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
They say.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Anyway, they send cookies abroad, which is kind of cool.
And the people involved are Marlene Summers, the founder and President,
Sherry Miller, the vice president, Betsy Moore, Tournament Registration Tammy Joyce,
Special Projects Coordinator, and Madison Firking Media Communications fr E
(28:26):
R K I N G. Dear God. I'm glad that
girl didn't go to school with me growing up, because
I would have relentlessly, relentlessly teased her about that name.
Would you get your furking self over here? Would you
stop furking around? There would be no end to that anyway.
(28:47):
It's Grammy's Cookieconvoy dot com, even if you only send
them a note. And then they got a picture of
all of them, and it's all these sweet ladies in there,
and they got them all gemmed in there, and they're
all leaning over and they're all so happy. They're just adorable.
Most of them look like they're about now. There's some
(29:08):
of them. The youngest one's about forty, but they got
some of them look like they might be in their eighties.
And they're real cute because they've got them bent over
so the people behind them can see and you can
tell they're smiling. But they're like, can we finishist? Cause
I'm gonna get stuck in this position. That's always the worst,
isn't it. They got a bunch of cute little old
(29:30):
ladies in here, just adorable. I had to hug them all,
every last one of them. Anyway, So thank you Grammy's Cookie.
So I said how much they raise? He said, it's
only five thousand. I know what you're gonna say, but
every bit helps and it was really great. You know,
the veterans love it. Every bit does help, and I'm
(29:50):
so grateful to so many people. Whether it's five thousand,
five hundred, five hundred thousand Weatherford every year does their
big employee event out there. We've had or organizations come
out and do service projects there, serve food, do all
sorts of stuff. Then this weekend I got an email
from a lady named Kathy Motes who writes zar Happy Saturday.
(30:13):
I'm the president of the Houston Marines Mom org, and
we are sending supplies to our deployed troops to give
some comfort, to give them some comfort from home. Several
are from Texas and have requested burke BUCkies, jerky nuts, popcorn,
and candy. Does BUCkies have popcorn? Where's the popcorn? It's
(30:36):
beaver nuggets. I'm about to tell you something that you're
gonna be surprised. I didn't realize that's what beaver nuggets was.
It's not What is it? Then, oh Yankees, we're thinking
proper work? What is it? I don't eat beaver nuggets? Yeah, yes,
I don't like puff stuff. That's kind of you know,
(31:00):
the big the big cheetos that are just puffs. I
never really got into that. I like I like some
crunch to my Cheetos. Anyway, several are from Texas and
have requested from home BUCkies jerky nuts, popcorn, and candy.
We depend on donations to assist us with these requests.
(31:21):
Do you have any contacts at Bucki's that I can
reach out and see if they would donate these items
to a five oh one C three for our troops.
Shipping is twenty six dollars a box, so that's where
our funds go. To appreciate your assistance and support. Kathy Motes,
President Houston Marine Mom's Organization. Twenty six dollars a box.
(31:46):
That's expensive, but it's gone a long way, I guess.
So I know Beaver, but I don't want to have
to call in another favor from Beaver. I like to
save up my favors. So somebody out there knows Beaver
well and just say hey, Michael Barry was talking about
you and they're trying to get some jerky nuts, popcorn
(32:07):
and candy donated. It's a five oh one C three,
so it's a write off to the Marine Moms and
they send it to the Marines overseas and I will
mention it every day for five days. The future of
BUCkies hangs in the balance. If we mention this, then
they'll make it. If we don't, I don't like their chances.
(32:29):
They got a big nut, get it. They got real
estate signage. Gotta keep the bathrooms clean. So you don't
know if that popcorn or not. I wonder if she
knows that puck. I'm just in my mind. I'm running
(32:49):
through kind of the traditional story layout. I don't remember
where I saw, but see you do the packaged candy
over to the right. I don't. That's not my thing.
Michael T's girlfriend loves the chipped beef sandwich and it
breaks my wife's heart. When they're going back to Austin,
she'll say, all right, we're gonna have dinner before y'all
go back, And he'll say, Mom, if you don't mind.
(33:10):
Cassie likes to stop and get a chip beef sandwich
at the Bucki's on the way home.
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