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Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's that time time, time, time, luck and load. So
Michael Very Show is on the air.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Your fellow's been dorm bit of booze, and have you
sucking back on Grandpa's old cop medicine.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Captain Whitaker on the three nights before the accident October eleventh.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
October eleventh, October twelfth, and thirteenth and fourteenth, I was intoxicated.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
I drank all of those days. I drank in excess.
On the morning of the accident, I was drunk.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I'm drunk now, I'm drunk right now.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
That's so kind of Chinese checkers. Chinese checkers. No, this
is a peannuckle. I'm drunk.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
It's just stuffy in here, that's all.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I'm drunk.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
He's three sheets to the wind.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
He's drunk. It's a scopy. Don't you shut up for
a shut up? It's Dong dong dong. Grandpa is talking
to you. Where is my automobile? Automobile?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Like, okay, you got the door open?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Okay, are you drunk?
Speaker 5 (01:46):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Okay, here's the thing. We have thrown a very formal
surprise party for you. In there, all your friends are
in there.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
And your parents now have never seen me talk and
they know of.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Who doesn't love a yellow school bus?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Right?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Can you raise your hand if you love a yellow
school bus?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Right?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Just there's something about and most of us, many of
us went to school on the yellow school blass.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Right.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
So if you were to read my emails every day,
you would think I was either an.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Er doctor or some dude with a weird fetish, because.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I get a lot of emails of pictures of open wounds,
and I enjoy that. I find it fascinating. A lot
of gunshots, a lot of In Texas, especially, feral hogs
have become a huge problem. So you're you're kind of
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given a you're kind of given a carte blanche. There
is no season on them. You can just you can.
You can kill hogs any time of the year and
don't feel bad for the hog. The hogs do a
lot of damage to our crops, they do damage in
residential areas.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
They're mean, they can hurt you real, real bad.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Well, we've had people on the show who've been sliced
and diced, cut to hell, get one of these things pinned.
So I like to see these wounds. I find them fascinating.
And how did you get it? You know, people will
shoot a hole through their through their palm and it's
it's like a doughnut. Right, there's there's a clean hole
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through their palm. Okay, wow, you know, hey, Ramon, come
in here and look at this. So I enjoy those things.
But my friend sent me a picture of her husband's
ankle and he hyper extended it.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Just Scatibow did.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
And for some reason, I don't do well with hyper extensions.
I don't know if it's a past life regression issue.
You remember when when thisman had his his tibia and
fibula snap. That's I don't want that. I don't want
any part of that. If there's a basketball game on
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and somebody comes down on another one's foot, I've had
that happen.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
I have.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I've shredded my ankles there. They're awful, They're terrible. I
got little bitty girl ankles I got. I got the tiniest, prissiest, sissiest,
most awful ankles a grown man could ever have. There's
no reason to lie to you. There's things I'm proud
of about myself, and that's not one of them. I
got horrible, terrible, weak, pathetic, little bitty, tiny brittle ankles,
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and I have heard them again and again and again.
I've been in a boot more time than I care to,
and so I'm conscious of it now. I walk like
a dog. I walk kind of like Joe Biden, like
a robot. You know, there's no flexibility like I have
drop foot.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
I just I kind of.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I kind of shove along in case there's a grade separation,
because I don't feel steady anymore. And that's been going
on as I've gotten older. But until you've had a
nasty fall, you don't appreciate that. But anyway, I got
that picture of that hyper extension and I had to write.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I can't just.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Say, hey, if you don't mind, don't send hyper extensions.
I have to explain the whole thing. And I don't
know what that is about me. I'm tedious. I don't
know why it is, but I'm saying that in case
anybody else wants to send me anything with a hyper extension,
please don't. But your wounds, knife, woonds cuts. We got
a lot, lot lot of law enforcement who listened to
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the show, and you know they get stabbed and cut
and shot. God bless those people. You know, it's interesting
because half our audience loves cops, and a lot of
people if they don't like cops, they won't tell me.
Because my brother was a law enforcement officer for over
thirty years, and so I'm pretty fond of officers, and
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I think it goes both ways. A lot of officers listen,
but because of that, and then about half of our
audience is guys who've had a DWI or they've been
arrested for whatever, and they hate cops. But man, I
got to tell you, when you get as many emails
from cops as I do, and you see how often
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they get bitten, stabbed, you know they'll go to arrest somebody, somebody,
they got somebody, their hands behind their back, and some
rabid dog thud will take a big old hounk on.
I mean, I literally take a bite like Mike Tyson
Evander Holyfield's ear kind of stuff.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
But Michael Verdyshaw, I love.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
How he sings swang in and they going like two
different words altogether.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
I was in I was in sixth.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Grade when this song came out, and I lived outside
of Orange. Orange is a little town to start with,
but we didn't live in town, but I played ball
in town with some guys at the school where I
had started, which is Western Start. And so my school
out in the country was called Orangefield, and it was
a smaller school than I had left from, which was
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Westtern Start. And so it was practice, our twelve year
old season. And it's funny, I remember this like it
was yesterday. And so you would you would take batting practice,
and then you take your position out in the field.
And so Jason Lingo, who was a friend of mine
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to this day, but we weren't his close back then
because he was cocky and he was a better act
leat to me, and he could whip my butt, and
he was good looking and like he had it all.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
But so I go.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Through VP and then I cycle out to third base
while he's as short, and then you just go all
the way around and he starts singing this song, but
instead of Charlotte, he sings Christy Dalleon. Well, Christy dal
Leone was my girlfriend out in Orangefield. He not even
supposed to know who she is. How did he know
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about her? And he keeps singing that song, and I
am losing my ever loving mind.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
There's no point to that story. It's just it's a
funny memory for me.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
That I attach memories to sounds, smells.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
You know, we all do that.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
We all put something in our memory palace, attached to something. Anyway,
he went on to marry the most beautiful woman in
all of Orange, And that's true. This woman, Lisa, she's
still beautiful. She's I don't know, we're fifty four. I
think she's a year older than us. Maybe at fifty five,
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she still looks like a runway model.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
So there you go.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
So we wouldn't be talking about food stamps or snap
as they like to call it. They like to give
euphemisms for things because then they don't have to say
what it is. Food stamps, right, illegal aliens, oh no,
undocumented workers or undocumented citizens. They love to give euphemisms
because it SAPs it of its meaning.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Orwell was very clear on this.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
That's what news speak was about, is you take all
the words and change them, so the baggage that a
word brings, the picture that it pains is erased and
now it has new words. That's why the people who
are pushing for pedophiles call them minor attracted persons. Oh oh, okay,
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you're not the creep who gets beat to death in
prison anymore. Now you're the person who I mean. You know, look,
this guy likes chocolate. That guy likes strawberry, he likes bananas. Oh,
Sam over there, he likes Nanner pudding with Milla wafers
on top. And Jody, she really loves hamburgers but no pickles.
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And Johnny he's a minor attracted person. Okay, well, we
all have our thing.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
You know.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
He just likes to have sex with little children, little
children who are not capable of giving their consent. And
it may or may not be non consensual, It may
or may not be with the use of force. It
may or may not create physical trauma for that individual,
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it may or may not, and most likely will create
mental trauma that.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
That person will carry with him for the rest of
their lives. But oh, that's okay, that's just you know, you.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Have to understand they're just a little different. You know,
we create reactions to things as a society so that
no one ever allows themselves to think that, So that
every grown man if they see a pretty girl go by,
but it's a classmate of their daughter in there in
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sixth grade, they don't.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Even allow themselves to think that.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Because you have put it in a place in your
mind of being so disgusting that you would never even
think that, and then all of a sudden, at eighteen,
you can at least joke about it. But not before
because you will be a pariah. You will be ostracized
in society. And that's how societies regulate themselves. So food stamps,
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we wouldn't have even been talking about foodstamps. The reason
foodstamps are being talked about. Interesting. How this works is
often happens. Democrats have been trying to find a way
to convince people to hate Trump, so they just keep
throwing things against the wall. And so they decided, huh,
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we can't get people excited about health care for illegal aliens.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Do you know why?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Because Obamacare destroyed the delivery of health care in this country.
It made it much more expensive and it decreased the
quality of it. And everybody knows this, from primary care
treatment to emergency treatment and everything in between. It changed
the economics. It also changed the operation. And I'm fifty
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four of my dad's eighty five. As you get older,
you care more and more about health care because you
use it more first your parents, and you bury your
parents and then you ease into that slot, might as
well just keep the bed at the hospital opened, because
now when you talk to people like my dad at
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that age, it's hey, how are you doing.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
It's pretty much the.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Foot doctor of the diabetes doctor, the heart doctor, the
lung doctor, it's skinned doctor.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
It's every day.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
And so your relationship with your doctors and their ability
to provide care for you becomes as important as your
job used to be, as important as school was, as
important as dating was when you were a teenager.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
And the Democrats destroyed that.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
So the fact that they want health care for illegal aliens,
and that was the hang up, and Trump had the
good sense to make that the inflection point. So he
gave you It's a choice, very simple, cut and dried.
We don't believe taxpayers should be paying for health care
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for people who we're trying to deport because they don't
belong here. They desperately want you to pay for health
care for illegal aliens. Well they're losing that, so they
pivoted to food stamps. Well all that has done is
made us think about foodstamps and start looking at the
numbers and realizing how many people have an iPhone eyelashes, wigs.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
All of this, and they're on foodstamps.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Let's just take a moment to appreciate how much happiness
and joy Conway gave us.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Conway gave my grandmother joy. He gave my mother.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Joy, and he gave me joy. And when I hear
Conway's voice, he died.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
He died far too soon.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
I think he was only sixty three. When I hear
Conway's voice, it takes me back to my mother, who
was not particularly rhythmic. We're Southern Baptists, so don't dance,
but her kind of keeping the beat by slapping her thigh,
right hand on her right thigh, that was about all
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she got. Or if she was driving, I'd be in
the front seat and with her thumbs she would play
the drums. Just very simple, keep the beat. And my
grandmother loved Conway, Conway Elvis.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Those would have been the two big ones.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
And I still attach a memory to that and my parents,
especially my mom and my grandmother to this day. But
I just think about how much joy in my life
I have had listening to Conway Twitty. So the big
issue the Democrats chose last week was no kings.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
We don't want a king. Trump can't be king, and
then today it is king.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Give us food, King, please please. I'm four hundred pounds.
I can't provide food for myself. That feels a little odd.
That's an odd ask. Shall we say, how about you
get a job, go to work like everybody else.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
See.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Part of the problem is we took away shame. We
took away the shame of being on food stamps. We
took away the embarrassment of it. See, because nobody wanted
anybody to feel shame. It's sort of what Nick Saban
and some of these coaches talk about.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Now.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
If you don't I saw a quote BYT. Charles Barkley.
He said, you get all these commentators, tell them the coaches.
They're criticizing the players too much. He said, criticizing is coaching.
If you're not criticizing, you're not coaching. You're not there
to be a fan. You're not there to encourage. You're
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not there as a booster. You're not there to applaud.
You are there to criticize, break them down and build
them back up. You're there to force them to be
better than they would be on their own. Otherwise, you
don't need a coach right, right. So when we took
away shame, this was the Democrat initiative. We sap the
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shame out of being a person who doesn't take care
of themselves. And a lot of people on our side
you might even be of this opinion. You don't feel
comfortable judging people who make babies they don't raise, who
make babies and don't hang around and they just leave
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it to mom or grandma to raise them. You don't
feel comfortable judging somebody who's in prison because maybe they
had a tough life. You've been taught don't judge another person,
don't question them. And you've even been taught some of
you and you talk about the perversion of the modern church.
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There are churches today who are preaching that Christ would
not want us to judge another person.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Don't be angry at the little punk.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Who killed Charlie Kirk. Christ wouldn't want you to his
family forgave him. Because phase two of that is, yeah,
he's apologized, let's let him walk the streets.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
I will be very very clear on this.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
If I had my way, he would be strung up
at noon on Main Street and they would crank and
just go up about six inches and let him sit there,
don't drop him, and let it snap his neck, and
he died quickly.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Let him suffer for causing suffering for others.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
But Michael Charlie Kirk's family forgave him. They did that
for themselves. They did that to lead by example. I
can forgive him and kill him at the same time.
I can watch the state put him to death. I
absolutely can, and feel good about it, feel very good.
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In fact, That's what I truly hope happens. I don't
believe that individual can be rehabilitated. I don't think he
deserves to be rehabilitated. I'll pray for him. There was
a woman named Carla fay Tucker. She was a part
of a brutal murder in Texas and they stabbed this
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family to death. She took the woman and the other
guy took the guy, and she stabbed this woman to death,
and the woman was begging, begging for her to stop,
and she described having an orgasm. Carla fey Tucker did
having an orgasm as she stabbed her to death, as
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the woman was dying and begging. She loved the fact
that this woman was begging for mercy as she just
kept plunging the knife in and it.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
Was a sexual experience for her. She loved it so much.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
And she finally stabbed a woman enough after a while
that the woman died and she went to death row
and then she, as many people will, saw her best
way to get out as Oh, I'll say, I'm a Christian.
Maybe she did give her life to the Lord, not
for me to know. That's between her and the Lord,
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and the Lord has his own way of dealing with
her soul, but her earthly body. No, she had to
death penalty. We were on the air then, and I
used to get nasty, nasty messages from people who, in
the name of Christ were telling me she shouldn't be
put to death and that I should be merciful. You
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be merciful, Well, you're angry. I'm not angry. No, I
just believe injustice, and I can reconcile that the government
must ensure justice and the individual Christian can provide forgiveness.
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Those two can coexist at exactly the same time. So
back to the food stamps. There are people, and I
suggest it's probably over ninety percent of the people, that's
an estimate, who are abusing food stamps. Once they get
on the food stamp, they never get off. We've got
multiple generations of people. We are paying for school, we
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are paying for prison, we are paying for their food.
We are paying for all of it through compulsion, through taxation.
That's not charity. If somebody wants to give charity, do
that through the church or individually. But they never do
because this isn't about feeding people.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
This is about power.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Democrats want to provide so that they can take away.
And when they take away, you've got to vote for
them so that they will provide again. But they are
not providing from their own stocks and provisions. They are
taking from you. And as long as they're taking from
you and giving to them, those people vote for them,
and they screw you over.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
I say no more of talk radio the Michael Berry Show.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
I don't know why you being so nice with the
musical choices, but man, oh man, am I grateful? So
the Democrats don't care about the food stamps or any
of the other stuff. This is all about control, and
this is all about trying to make Trump look bad,
and they keep trying from no kings to can't give
them money.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
It's it's comical how good he is at this game.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
And we've never had anybody on our side who was
this good at the game. He is one step ahead
of them at all times. There is some audio that
Ramon wants me to get to, so I'm going to
get to that.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
Now.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
This is Trump. He's so good at messaging, so good
at messaging. If you are a candidate for office right now,
maybe you're going to be a candidate in the spring,
I want you to listen to what he does. He
never tires of saying that which is obvious or should
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be to anyone who's paying attention. And because the media
won't tell the story for him, so he has to
do their job.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
And what he's doing is he's telling.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Everyone out there, from you to elected officials to me.
He is giving us the talking points to go off
and make the argument if we believe he is right.
He is the best I've ever seen at doing that.
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He does not try to use big, pretentious words. He
speaks in the language.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
Of the people.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
And that, my friend is an art ernest Hemingway did that,
Faulkner wrote with flourish, long long Robert Penwarren read the
first page of Robert Penwarren's All the president's men, not
all the presidents men, all the king's men. Sorry, read
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the opening page. You don't have to read the whole book.
You'll want to, but read the opening page. He's talking
about a politician going out and campaigning out in the
in the countryside. If I remember correctly, it's been years ago.
I had to reread that first page five times to
get it because the road was winding, and so were
so was the description. This is a guy who's a
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literature professor. This is a guy like Dickens, who's getting
paid by the word, and so his sentence, like the
road he's describing, meanders. But you know what, my mind meanders,
It wanders. It can't stay focused, so I lose track.
You know, some of you are at an age where
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we walk into a room.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
With a purpose.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
I got to go out to the garage to get
batteries to put in the remote. Except as you're going
to the garage, the dog makes you stumble and you
hit the wall and you turn back, George, what in
the world? And when you do that, you see that
your wife's purse is on the ground. So you think,
wonder why our persons aren't only pick our purse up
and put it here, and then her wallet falls out,
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and you say, oh, I better put her wallet back
over there because she's gonna need it and she's gonna
forget it.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
So you go put her Waladupe.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Now you got P because you reach a certain age,
you got P all time. So you go in in
pe and then you go into the garage and you
know you were coming to the garage, but you cannot
for the life of you remember why. Right, Well, that's
how you feel when most politicians try to make a point.
Trump speaks in staccato Ernest Hemingway style. Hemingway gave as
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the advice to anyone trying to learn to read, learned
to write, to be a writer, he said, write something honest.
Might have been truthful, but I think he's write something honest.
He said, write one honest sentence. And when you write
an honest sentence, write another honest sentence. But write one
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honest sentence. And if that's all you write today, that's
all you wrote. But then write another honest sentence. And
then if you can write another one, write that and
eventually you'll have And he wrote, what would we argue
the great American novel? You will certainly have a novel.
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It's great advice, very simple. Well Trump does that, and
it's easy. The media and politicians, including Republican elected officials,
they taunted him, they criticized him when he came out
because he did not speak in the effusive.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
Phraseology of the elected officials.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Those people who put their little lapel pin on and
you know the Mike Pences. They get their hair cut constantly,
and they have their shoes polished and their nails polished,
and their tie is perfectly tied.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
And they got everything.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
They got their banker suit on, and they get up
and nothing.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
They say, they'll put you asleep.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Trump speaks in a manner that is very direct, very direct,
somewhat colorful and I don't mean cursing, somewhat colorful and descriptive,
and there's always a little bit of an.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Edge of humor to it.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
And that makes him a superb communicator. We will miss
him when he is not the head of our party
in our country. We will miss him because there is
nobody in line to replace him that has that skill.
So here he is explaining why the government shut down
is the fault of the Democrats and the fact that
they have lost their way and they're crazed lunatics. This
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was the kind of thing politicians didn't say, but we
know it to be true. This was Trump on sixty
Minutes with Nora O'Donnell.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
We are now approaching the longest shutdown in American history
groups world under your presidency. We're talking about more than
a million federal workers who are not getting a paycheck,
including our air traffic controllers. You see there's traffic snarls
out at the airports now. This weekend, food aid for
more than forty two million Americans is set to expire.
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What are you doing, as president to end the shutdown.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
What we're doing is we keep voting. I mean, the
Republicans are voting almost unanimously to end it, and the
Democrats keep voting against ending it. You know, they've never
had this. This has happened like eighteen times before. The
Democrats always voted for an extension, always saying, give us
an extension, we'll.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
Work it out.
Speaker 5 (29:25):
They've lost their way, they become crazed lunatics, and all
they have to do Nora is say let's vote.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
So he he tells whose fault it is. He puts
it in your head that they're nutty.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
They are.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
And then he gives the solution. A lot of politicians
kind of trail off. They don't connect the dots. He
ties it up in a nice bow. That is the
businessman in him, as opposed to being a Paul plitician.
We can simply close the border.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
Oh no, we'll have to have an OMNo. No, we'll
just close the border. Oh no, no, we'll close the border.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
And I'm gonna renovate the White House, and I'm gonna
end the Middle East War, and I'm gonna knock Iran
out from all this nonsense, and we're gonna end the
Ukraine Russia war, and we're gonna get one big beautiful
bill pass. Oh but it'll take forever. And no, no,
he doesn't have to do that, doesn't have to No too.
So he makes it very clear to people all they
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have to do is vote for this. That's it all
have to do. Nobody has had the skill of explaining
that in such a way. He is never talking to
the person he's talking to. His audience is always you
and me at home. He never forgets that person you're
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with you don't need to be nice to him. They
hate you.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
You're speaking through them to us.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
And he is so good I cannot say enough how
good at it he is.
It's that time time, time, time, luck and load. So
Michael Very Show is on the air.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Your fellow's been dorm bit of booze, and have you
sucking back on Grandpa's old cop medicine.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Captain Whitaker on the three nights before the accident October eleventh.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
October eleventh, October twelfth, and thirteenth and fourteenth, I was intoxicated.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
I drank all of those days. I drank in excess.
On the morning of the accident, I was drunk.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I'm drunk now, I'm drunk right now.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
That's so kind of Chinese checkers. Chinese checkers. No, this
is a peannuckle. I'm drunk.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
It's just stuffy in here, that's all.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I'm drunk.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
He's three sheets to the wind.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
He's drunk. It's a scopy. Don't you shut up for
a shut up? It's Dong dong dong. Grandpa is talking
to you. Where is my automobile? Automobile?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Like, okay, you got the door open?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Okay, are you drunk?
Speaker 5 (01:46):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Okay, here's the thing. We have thrown a very formal
surprise party for you. In there, all your friends are
in there.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
And your parents now have never seen me talk and
they know of.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Who doesn't love a yellow school bus?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Right?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Can you raise your hand if you love a yellow
school bus?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Right?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Just there's something about and most of us, many of
us went to school on the yellow school blass.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Right.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
So if you were to read my emails every day,
you would think I was either an.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Er doctor or some dude with a weird fetish, because.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I get a lot of emails of pictures of open wounds,
and I enjoy that. I find it fascinating. A lot
of gunshots, a lot of In Texas, especially, feral hogs
have become a huge problem. So you're you're kind of
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given a you're kind of given a carte blanche. There
is no season on them. You can just you can.
You can kill hogs any time of the year and
don't feel bad for the hog. The hogs do a
lot of damage to our crops, they do damage in
residential areas.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
They're mean, they can hurt you real, real bad.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Well, we've had people on the show who've been sliced
and diced, cut to hell, get one of these things pinned.
So I like to see these wounds. I find them fascinating.
And how did you get it? You know, people will
shoot a hole through their through their palm and it's
it's like a doughnut. Right, there's there's a clean hole
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through their palm. Okay, wow, you know, hey, Ramon, come
in here and look at this. So I enjoy those things.
But my friend sent me a picture of her husband's
ankle and he hyper extended it.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Just Scatibow did.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
And for some reason, I don't do well with hyper extensions.
I don't know if it's a past life regression issue.
You remember when when thisman had his his tibia and
fibula snap. That's I don't want that. I don't want
any part of that. If there's a basketball game on
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and somebody comes down on another one's foot, I've had
that happen.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
I have.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I've shredded my ankles there. They're awful, They're terrible. I
got little bitty girl ankles I got. I got the tiniest, prissiest, sissiest,
most awful ankles a grown man could ever have. There's
no reason to lie to you. There's things I'm proud
of about myself, and that's not one of them. I
got horrible, terrible, weak, pathetic, little bitty, tiny brittle ankles,
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and I have heard them again and again and again.
I've been in a boot more time than I care to,
and so I'm conscious of it now. I walk like
a dog. I walk kind of like Joe Biden, like
a robot. You know, there's no flexibility like I have
drop foot.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
I just I kind of.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I kind of shove along in case there's a grade separation,
because I don't feel steady anymore. And that's been going
on as I've gotten older. But until you've had a
nasty fall, you don't appreciate that. But anyway, I got
that picture of that hyper extension and I had to write.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I can't just.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Say, hey, if you don't mind, don't send hyper extensions.
I have to explain the whole thing. And I don't
know what that is about me. I'm tedious. I don't
know why it is, but I'm saying that in case
anybody else wants to send me anything with a hyper extension,
please don't. But your wounds, knife, woonds cuts. We got
a lot, lot lot of law enforcement who listened to
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the show, and you know they get stabbed and cut
and shot. God bless those people. You know, it's interesting
because half our audience loves cops, and a lot of
people if they don't like cops, they won't tell me.
Because my brother was a law enforcement officer for over
thirty years, and so I'm pretty fond of officers, and
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I think it goes both ways. A lot of officers listen,
but because of that, and then about half of our
audience is guys who've had a DWI or they've been
arrested for whatever, and they hate cops. But man, I
got to tell you, when you get as many emails
from cops as I do, and you see how often
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they get bitten, stabbed, you know they'll go to arrest somebody, somebody,
they got somebody, their hands behind their back, and some
rabid dog thud will take a big old hounk on.
I mean, I literally take a bite like Mike Tyson
Evander Holyfield's ear kind of stuff.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
But Michael Verdyshaw, I love.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
How he sings swang in and they going like two
different words altogether.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
I was in I was in sixth.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Grade when this song came out, and I lived outside
of Orange. Orange is a little town to start with,
but we didn't live in town, but I played ball
in town with some guys at the school where I
had started, which is Western Start. And so my school
out in the country was called Orangefield, and it was
a smaller school than I had left from, which was
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Westtern Start. And so it was practice, our twelve year
old season. And it's funny, I remember this like it
was yesterday. And so you would you would take batting practice,
and then you take your position out in the field.
And so Jason Lingo, who was a friend of mine
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to this day, but we weren't his close back then
because he was cocky and he was a better act
leat to me, and he could whip my butt, and
he was good looking and like he had it all.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
But so I go.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Through VP and then I cycle out to third base
while he's as short, and then you just go all
the way around and he starts singing this song, but
instead of Charlotte, he sings Christy Dalleon. Well, Christy dal
Leone was my girlfriend out in Orangefield. He not even
supposed to know who she is. How did he know
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about her? And he keeps singing that song, and I
am losing my ever loving mind.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
There's no point to that story. It's just it's a
funny memory for me.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
That I attach memories to sounds, smells.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
You know, we all do that.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
We all put something in our memory palace, attached to something. Anyway,
he went on to marry the most beautiful woman in
all of Orange, And that's true. This woman, Lisa, she's
still beautiful. She's I don't know, we're fifty four. I
think she's a year older than us. Maybe at fifty five,
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she still looks like a runway model.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
So there you go.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
So we wouldn't be talking about food stamps or snap
as they like to call it. They like to give
euphemisms for things because then they don't have to say
what it is. Food stamps, right, illegal aliens, oh no,
undocumented workers or undocumented citizens. They love to give euphemisms
because it SAPs it of its meaning.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Orwell was very clear on this.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
That's what news speak was about, is you take all
the words and change them, so the baggage that a
word brings, the picture that it pains is erased and
now it has new words. That's why the people who
are pushing for pedophiles call them minor attracted persons. Oh oh, okay,
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you're not the creep who gets beat to death in
prison anymore. Now you're the person who I mean. You know, look,
this guy likes chocolate. That guy likes strawberry, he likes bananas. Oh,
Sam over there, he likes Nanner pudding with Milla wafers
on top. And Jody, she really loves hamburgers but no pickles.
(10:24):
And Johnny he's a minor attracted person. Okay, well, we
all have our thing.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
You know.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
He just likes to have sex with little children, little
children who are not capable of giving their consent. And
it may or may not be non consensual, It may
or may not be with the use of force. It
may or may not create physical trauma for that individual,
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it may or may not, and most likely will create
mental trauma that.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
That person will carry with him for the rest of
their lives. But oh, that's okay, that's just you know, you.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Have to understand they're just a little different. You know,
we create reactions to things as a society so that
no one ever allows themselves to think that, So that
every grown man if they see a pretty girl go by,
but it's a classmate of their daughter in there in
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sixth grade, they don't.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Even allow themselves to think that.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Because you have put it in a place in your
mind of being so disgusting that you would never even
think that, and then all of a sudden, at eighteen,
you can at least joke about it. But not before
because you will be a pariah. You will be ostracized
in society. And that's how societies regulate themselves. So food stamps,
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we wouldn't have even been talking about foodstamps. The reason
foodstamps are being talked about. Interesting. How this works is
often happens. Democrats have been trying to find a way
to convince people to hate Trump, so they just keep
throwing things against the wall. And so they decided, huh,
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we can't get people excited about health care for illegal aliens.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Do you know why?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Because Obamacare destroyed the delivery of health care in this country.
It made it much more expensive and it decreased the
quality of it. And everybody knows this, from primary care
treatment to emergency treatment and everything in between. It changed
the economics. It also changed the operation. And I'm fifty
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four of my dad's eighty five. As you get older,
you care more and more about health care because you
use it more first your parents, and you bury your
parents and then you ease into that slot, might as
well just keep the bed at the hospital opened, because
now when you talk to people like my dad at
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that age, it's hey, how are you doing.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
It's pretty much the.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Foot doctor of the diabetes doctor, the heart doctor, the
lung doctor, it's skinned doctor.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
It's every day.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
And so your relationship with your doctors and their ability
to provide care for you becomes as important as your
job used to be, as important as school was, as
important as dating was when you were a teenager.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
And the Democrats destroyed that.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
So the fact that they want health care for illegal aliens,
and that was the hang up, and Trump had the
good sense to make that the inflection point. So he
gave you It's a choice, very simple, cut and dried.
We don't believe taxpayers should be paying for health care
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for people who we're trying to deport because they don't
belong here. They desperately want you to pay for health
care for illegal aliens. Well they're losing that, so they
pivoted to food stamps. Well all that has done is
made us think about foodstamps and start looking at the
numbers and realizing how many people have an iPhone eyelashes, wigs.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
All of this, and they're on foodstamps.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Let's just take a moment to appreciate how much happiness
and joy Conway gave us.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Conway gave my grandmother joy. He gave my mother.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Joy, and he gave me joy. And when I hear
Conway's voice, he died.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
He died far too soon.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
I think he was only sixty three. When I hear
Conway's voice, it takes me back to my mother, who
was not particularly rhythmic. We're Southern Baptists, so don't dance,
but her kind of keeping the beat by slapping her thigh,
right hand on her right thigh, that was about all
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she got. Or if she was driving, I'd be in
the front seat and with her thumbs she would play
the drums. Just very simple, keep the beat. And my
grandmother loved Conway, Conway Elvis.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Those would have been the two big ones.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
And I still attach a memory to that and my parents,
especially my mom and my grandmother to this day. But
I just think about how much joy in my life
I have had listening to Conway Twitty. So the big
issue the Democrats chose last week was no kings.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
We don't want a king. Trump can't be king, and
then today it is king.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Give us food, King, please please. I'm four hundred pounds.
I can't provide food for myself. That feels a little odd.
That's an odd ask. Shall we say, how about you
get a job, go to work like everybody else.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
See.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Part of the problem is we took away shame. We
took away the shame of being on food stamps. We
took away the embarrassment of it. See, because nobody wanted
anybody to feel shame. It's sort of what Nick Saban
and some of these coaches talk about.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Now.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
If you don't I saw a quote BYT. Charles Barkley.
He said, you get all these commentators, tell them the coaches.
They're criticizing the players too much. He said, criticizing is coaching.
If you're not criticizing, you're not coaching. You're not there
to be a fan. You're not there to encourage. You're
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not there as a booster. You're not there to applaud.
You are there to criticize, break them down and build
them back up. You're there to force them to be
better than they would be on their own. Otherwise, you
don't need a coach right, right. So when we took
away shame, this was the Democrat initiative. We sap the
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shame out of being a person who doesn't take care
of themselves. And a lot of people on our side
you might even be of this opinion. You don't feel
comfortable judging people who make babies they don't raise, who
make babies and don't hang around and they just leave
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it to mom or grandma to raise them. You don't
feel comfortable judging somebody who's in prison because maybe they
had a tough life. You've been taught don't judge another person,
don't question them. And you've even been taught some of
you and you talk about the perversion of the modern church.
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There are churches today who are preaching that Christ would
not want us to judge another person.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Don't be angry at the little punk.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Who killed Charlie Kirk. Christ wouldn't want you to his
family forgave him. Because phase two of that is, yeah,
he's apologized, let's let him walk the streets.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
I will be very very clear on this.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
If I had my way, he would be strung up
at noon on Main Street and they would crank and
just go up about six inches and let him sit there,
don't drop him, and let it snap his neck, and
he died quickly.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Let him suffer for causing suffering for others.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
But Michael Charlie Kirk's family forgave him. They did that
for themselves. They did that to lead by example. I
can forgive him and kill him at the same time.
I can watch the state put him to death. I
absolutely can, and feel good about it, feel very good.
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In fact, That's what I truly hope happens. I don't
believe that individual can be rehabilitated. I don't think he
deserves to be rehabilitated. I'll pray for him. There was
a woman named Carla fay Tucker. She was a part
of a brutal murder in Texas and they stabbed this
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family to death. She took the woman and the other
guy took the guy, and she stabbed this woman to death,
and the woman was begging, begging for her to stop,
and she described having an orgasm. Carla fey Tucker did
having an orgasm as she stabbed her to death, as
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the woman was dying and begging. She loved the fact
that this woman was begging for mercy as she just
kept plunging the knife in and it.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
Was a sexual experience for her. She loved it so much.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
And she finally stabbed a woman enough after a while
that the woman died and she went to death row
and then she, as many people will, saw her best
way to get out as Oh, I'll say, I'm a Christian.
Maybe she did give her life to the Lord, not
for me to know. That's between her and the Lord,
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and the Lord has his own way of dealing with
her soul, but her earthly body. No, she had to
death penalty. We were on the air then, and I
used to get nasty, nasty messages from people who, in
the name of Christ were telling me she shouldn't be
put to death and that I should be merciful. You
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be merciful, Well, you're angry. I'm not angry. No, I
just believe injustice, and I can reconcile that the government
must ensure justice and the individual Christian can provide forgiveness.
(21:24):
Those two can coexist at exactly the same time. So
back to the food stamps. There are people, and I
suggest it's probably over ninety percent of the people, that's
an estimate, who are abusing food stamps. Once they get
on the food stamp, they never get off. We've got
multiple generations of people. We are paying for school, we
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are paying for prison, we are paying for their food.
We are paying for all of it through compulsion, through taxation.
That's not charity. If somebody wants to give charity, do
that through the church or individually. But they never do
because this isn't about feeding people.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
This is about power.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Democrats want to provide so that they can take away.
And when they take away, you've got to vote for
them so that they will provide again. But they are
not providing from their own stocks and provisions. They are
taking from you. And as long as they're taking from
you and giving to them, those people vote for them,
and they screw you over.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
I say no more of talk radio the Michael Berry Show.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
I don't know why you being so nice with the
musical choices, but man, oh man, am I grateful? So
the Democrats don't care about the food stamps or any
of the other stuff. This is all about control, and
this is all about trying to make Trump look bad,
and they keep trying from no kings to can't give
them money.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
It's it's comical how good he is at this game.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
And we've never had anybody on our side who was
this good at the game. He is one step ahead
of them at all times. There is some audio that
Ramon wants me to get to, so I'm going to
get to that.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
Now.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
This is Trump. He's so good at messaging, so good
at messaging. If you are a candidate for office right now,
maybe you're going to be a candidate in the spring,
I want you to listen to what he does. He
never tires of saying that which is obvious or should
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be to anyone who's paying attention. And because the media
won't tell the story for him, so he has to
do their job.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
And what he's doing is he's telling.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Everyone out there, from you to elected officials to me.
He is giving us the talking points to go off
and make the argument if we believe he is right.
He is the best I've ever seen at doing that.
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He does not try to use big, pretentious words. He
speaks in the language.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
Of the people.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
And that, my friend is an art ernest Hemingway did that,
Faulkner wrote with flourish, long long Robert Penwarren read the
first page of Robert Penwarren's All the president's men, not
all the presidents men, all the king's men. Sorry, read
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the opening page. You don't have to read the whole book.
You'll want to, but read the opening page. He's talking
about a politician going out and campaigning out in the
in the countryside. If I remember correctly, it's been years ago.
I had to reread that first page five times to
get it because the road was winding, and so were
so was the description. This is a guy who's a
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literature professor. This is a guy like Dickens, who's getting
paid by the word, and so his sentence, like the
road he's describing, meanders. But you know what, my mind meanders,
It wanders. It can't stay focused, so I lose track.
You know, some of you are at an age where
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we walk into a room.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
With a purpose.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
I got to go out to the garage to get
batteries to put in the remote. Except as you're going
to the garage, the dog makes you stumble and you
hit the wall and you turn back, George, what in
the world? And when you do that, you see that
your wife's purse is on the ground. So you think,
wonder why our persons aren't only pick our purse up
and put it here, and then her wallet falls out,
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and you say, oh, I better put her wallet back
over there because she's gonna need it and she's gonna
forget it.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
So you go put her Waladupe.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Now you got P because you reach a certain age,
you got P all time. So you go in in
pe and then you go into the garage and you
know you were coming to the garage, but you cannot
for the life of you remember why. Right, Well, that's
how you feel when most politicians try to make a point.
Trump speaks in staccato Ernest Hemingway style. Hemingway gave as
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the advice to anyone trying to learn to read, learned
to write, to be a writer, he said, write something honest.
Might have been truthful, but I think he's write something honest.
He said, write one honest sentence. And when you write
an honest sentence, write another honest sentence. But write one
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honest sentence. And if that's all you write today, that's
all you wrote. But then write another honest sentence. And
then if you can write another one, write that and
eventually you'll have And he wrote, what would we argue
the great American novel? You will certainly have a novel.
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It's great advice, very simple. Well Trump does that, and
it's easy. The media and politicians, including Republican elected officials,
they taunted him, they criticized him when he came out
because he did not speak in the effusive.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
Phraseology of the elected officials.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Those people who put their little lapel pin on and
you know the Mike Pences. They get their hair cut constantly,
and they have their shoes polished and their nails polished,
and their tie is perfectly tied.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
And they got everything.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
They got their banker suit on, and they get up
and nothing.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
They say, they'll put you asleep.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Trump speaks in a manner that is very direct, very direct,
somewhat colorful and I don't mean cursing, somewhat colorful and descriptive,
and there's always a little bit of an.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Edge of humor to it.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
And that makes him a superb communicator. We will miss
him when he is not the head of our party
in our country. We will miss him because there is
nobody in line to replace him that has that skill.
So here he is explaining why the government shut down
is the fault of the Democrats and the fact that
they have lost their way and they're crazed lunatics. This
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was the kind of thing politicians didn't say, but we
know it to be true. This was Trump on sixty
Minutes with Nora O'Donnell.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
We are now approaching the longest shutdown in American history
groups world under your presidency. We're talking about more than
a million federal workers who are not getting a paycheck,
including our air traffic controllers. You see there's traffic snarls
out at the airports now. This weekend, food aid for
more than forty two million Americans is set to expire.
(29:04):
What are you doing, as president to end the shutdown.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
What we're doing is we keep voting. I mean, the
Republicans are voting almost unanimously to end it, and the
Democrats keep voting against ending it. You know, they've never
had this. This has happened like eighteen times before. The
Democrats always voted for an extension, always saying, give us
an extension, we'll.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
Work it out.
Speaker 5 (29:25):
They've lost their way, they become crazed lunatics, and all
they have to do Nora is say let's vote.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
So he he tells whose fault it is. He puts
it in your head that they're nutty.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
They are.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
And then he gives the solution. A lot of politicians
kind of trail off. They don't connect the dots. He
ties it up in a nice bow. That is the
businessman in him, as opposed to being a Paul plitician.
We can simply close the border.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
Oh no, we'll have to have an OMNo. No, we'll
just close the border. Oh no, no, we'll close the border.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
And I'm gonna renovate the White House, and I'm gonna
end the Middle East War, and I'm gonna knock Iran
out from all this nonsense, and we're gonna end the
Ukraine Russia war, and we're gonna get one big beautiful
bill pass. Oh but it'll take forever. And no, no,
he doesn't have to do that, doesn't have to No too.
So he makes it very clear to people all they
(30:34):
have to do is vote for this. That's it all
have to do. Nobody has had the skill of explaining
that in such a way. He is never talking to
the person he's talking to. His audience is always you
and me at home. He never forgets that person you're
(30:57):
with you don't need to be nice to him. They
hate you.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
You're speaking through them to us.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
And he is so good I cannot say enough how
good at it he is.
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