December 22, 2025 • 32 mins
A wild ride of conspiracy theories as callers dial in with the stories they swear are true. From politics to time travel to Hulk Hogan, nothing is off-limits—and everything is on the table.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's that time. Time, time, lock and load. The Michael
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Speaker 2 (00:34):
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(00:54):
Dial seven one three nine nine nine one thousand. Now
from deeping up bunker somewhere hidden inside the loop, here's
your host, Michael Berry.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Fill in this evening as he has for nineteen years,
seemingly one day at a time. George Norri, No, when
wasn't that weird? Hello, everybody. Art Bell will not be
with us this evening. I'm George Norri. I'll be your host.
You've been to our host for eight years. Dude, it's
your show now. Well, actually, we have news that Art
(01:37):
is coming back tomorrow. Wait what's He's been retired for
a decade and he's coming back. What was he doing?
That's weird? What is he? Steve Raddick, This is odd,
very odd. Oh to tell you. Meanwhile, John Cornyn is
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spending a fortune, I mean a fortune on ads to
convince you that he's not who you've seen him to be.
He if you see his ads now that I've.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Told you, just look at.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
How hard he's trying to tell you that Donald Trump,
who despises him, and who frankly he despises. Look up,
John Cornyn criticizes Donald Trump. He hates Donald Trump. But
you hear his ads, John Wayne mccornyn. He's got his
tongue so far up Donald Trump's ass he can comb
his hair with it. I mean it's weird, Like, do
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you think we're that stupid?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Or worse?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Are people that stupid? If the polls come out and
show that his numbers have gone up? I give up?
Who are these people? I know who they are because
I meet him, Michael, How come you to criticize John Corny?
He's our sentator, Michael, because he's working against everything we
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stand for. Well, he's doing best he can do. So
is your son who's in prison. Do you not notice
you're not a good judge of character. Well, he's trying
his hardest. List He's not Nancy Pelosi. She makes me
some mad, I know, but you don't understand he's actually
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worse than Nancy. But well, I tell you what, I'm
glad he's not. Is that schoomer that fellaw He can't
even cook a hamburger. He's terrible. List, He's not that
guy when you hear somebody defending Dan Crenshaw or John
Cornyan and the sentence begins, at least he's not. Don't
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waste another ounce of energy. Just hope that person doesn't
vote in the primary. That is your worst enemy. That
is the absolute worst, Michael. Why are you criticizing Greg
Abbit because he's terrible and he does nothing until Ron
DeSantis does it, and then he holds a press conference
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acting like he's gonna do it. What Maybe that has
something to do it with it? You know, maybe that
has a little something to do with it. Well, you
know I'd rather him than Beato. That's not the choice, honey,
That's not how this works. All right? Can I get
to music again? You don't have to do the intro.
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You have to believe the conspiracy theory to be true.
You can't just throw it out there because you heard
it and you're not sure. You have to believe it's true.
Make it quick. What other orders? Can I give him on?
(04:58):
You're supposed to tell the turn on speaker. Matt and
Victoria go ahead.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Hi.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
My name is Matt, and my conspiracy thirty is nine
to eleven. I was a junior in high school when
it happened. It pushed me into mechanical engineering in two
thousand and six. I wanted to understand the attack and
the effects of the steel better. I'm a subscriber to
the Architects and Engineer for nine to eleven. Three buildings
fell that day, only two were hit by planes. Unclaimed
put options on American airlines on the stock market. There's
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no fuselage or engine that was recovered from the plane
that hit the Pentagon, which I believe was a missile,
And there was an insurance policy that was placed on
the Twin Towers for terrorism just months before the attacks occurred.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Kevin, what's that conspiracy theory that you truly believe?
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Well, Michael, I'm not a conspiracy theory theory not, but
I am a conspiracy theory seed. So I'll just play
around the edges and good like that.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Mineus going on.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
Charlie Kirr was done in because he was going to
become presidents president. The Democrats were not going to have it.
He had stopped their world domination. In twenty thirty, the
world Banking Cabal trying to take over, and so they
finally perfected time travel and sent back time travelers to
take care of Charlie Kirk so he don't become president.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
So you don't actually believe that, of course I do. Yeah,
you believe that the Democrats assassinated Charlie Kirk because the
man who's thirty one, you got to be thirty five
to be president, might be president, can't be elected in
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twenty eight, might be elected seven years old.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
He could be twenty thirty six. I didn't say twenty
twenty eight. I didn't say twenty thirty two.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Oh, well, he's not eligible. I'm trying to flesh out
your theory here. You think they're taking a guy out
eleven years before he might run and win.
Speaker 7 (07:11):
Yeah, time travel buddy, it's happening.
Speaker 8 (07:23):
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Speaker 1 (08:18):
This segment exclusively produced my Hawaiian Chad Nkanishi. Aloha bro
Ha to the Michael Ferry Show, be disqualified if you
do not believe it in your heart of hearts, whatever
conspiracy theory you truly, deeply, firmly believe. We don't care
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who thinks you're crazy. Let's go to Bard, probably Bart and.
Speaker 7 (08:49):
Bard, good boring.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Is your name really barred? Yes? Okay, all right, what's
your cane? Some music?
Speaker 7 (09:00):
I've got two, I've got two, Michael, Okay, go ahead,
all right. Charlie Kirk was the most influential for young people,
right who else was behind him? Haul Pogan? So they
took out Haul Pogan.
Speaker 10 (09:18):
July.
Speaker 11 (09:20):
I was just researching this myself yesterday and then the
second one is George Floyd in Minneapolis. Did we ever
figure out who.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
Was counterfeiting the money because he was passing the counterfeit money,
but he was also working in the nightclub with Derek Chovin.
And also there was a little known story that there
was nine million dollars the counterfeit money a whole rail
car loaded up that was.
Speaker 11 (09:48):
Found in Minneapolis that was all in one dollar bills
and supposedly this money.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Was from China. Let's go back to who Ogan. You
could fine, yes, but what do you think happened there? Brother?
Speaker 12 (10:08):
Well, I just clicked in.
Speaker 11 (10:10):
My head on Monday, I was like, you know, hul
Cogan died rather suddenly. Supposedly he had a back surgery
and the doctor nicked one of his major nerves that
controlled his body function.
Speaker 12 (10:28):
Now.
Speaker 7 (10:28):
I know, his body's beat up from wrestling all those years,
and he was on a lot of medications and had
a very long life.
Speaker 11 (10:34):
I think he was seventy one, but he just died
like that, and it was, oh, he had a heart
attack and he's gone, and you know, he had a
new wife.
Speaker 7 (10:42):
So that just didn't sit right with me.
Speaker 11 (10:44):
And I think it goes back to the young people
because Charlie Kirk was very influential on college age.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yep, and from Jamal Warner and Robert Redford. Jerry, you're
on the Michael Berry Show. Oh go ahead.
Speaker 13 (11:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (11:04):
I believe in the heart of my heart that JFK
was killed by combination CIA, mafia, and unhappy people. Before
he left office, Eisenhower warned us about the military industrial
complex and Kennedy was going to get us out of
Vietnam fore ever got started, and they said.
Speaker 10 (11:26):
We can't have that.
Speaker 7 (11:26):
We won't be able to build any more tams. Some
claims if we don't have some kind of war, we
can't have that.
Speaker 15 (11:33):
And the mafia was upset with him because they helped
him get elected, and then Robert turned around and went
after him, and I believe they said, let's take care
of Robert, and somebody said, no, you cut the head
off the dog. Tik stops wagging. So I believe it
was definitely a conspiracy. I wrote read a book six
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seconds in Dallas.
Speaker 7 (11:59):
That rifle.
Speaker 15 (11:59):
They even an expert to do it in five point
five six, but he couldn't hit the target efficiently. And
it was all covered up by that wonderful, single solid
bullet and the Warrant Commission was a farce and the
people bought it. That's what I believe in my heart today,
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I leave.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
This here, how long do you think that'll be?
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Never?
Speaker 16 (12:29):
They don't want to uncovered truth of who's really running
this country. You know, back then, I don't know if
Johnson had a fingers in it, but I guarantee he
knew it was going to happen.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
But you know, it's just back then, we were a
lot more than naive.
Speaker 13 (12:47):
As a society.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
We believed our government.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
You also didn't have a way for documents, photos and
things like that to be shared for people to review
in hav an Internet where somebody could post something another
you know, maybe a guy who gets hold of a
document or a photo can get access to the photo
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but doesn't know what it means. Or a document, that
guy may have access to it and can post it,
but he doesn't know what it means. Another guy doesn't
have access to it, but he can discern the greater
meaning to something. And so I think today there's a
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conspiracy theory behind everything, and most are probably, if not
completely nuts, then mostly nuts. I think there's a kernel
of truth in almost every conspiracy theory.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
I do.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Doesn't make in the main the entire theory might unwrap,
but that doesn't mean And I think that part of
the problem law enforcement brings upon themselves, and that is
the way they hide these investigations in details from the public,
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as if we're stupid. And I think that after so
many of these people don't have any patience for it anymore,
and so they're willing to believe anything nobody. There's no
credibility in public people anymore. Scholar, you're up, Go ahead.
Speaker 12 (14:37):
I got two quick ones. One is I believe truly
that the Democrat Party is teamed up somehow with the
oppositions of the world and they're trying to influence America
to go their way.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
And that's not a conspiracy theory, that's just a fact.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Well yeah, yeah, well.
Speaker 12 (15:02):
Them liptards will have you believed something else. But anyway,
My second one is I truly believe conspiracy that the
seven forty am radio station now goes on a break
ten minutes earlier every hour.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Here it comes.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Actually the whole station, doesn't our clock. Ask him about it.
Michael Barrel continues, we are platforming your conspiracy theory that
you firmly believe you are certain you missed your life. Oh,
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we're going to break ten minutes early, Like he said,
what what was that?
Speaker 4 (16:00):
That was odd?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I must admit I am bemused in the era of
conspiracies when people will send an email, y'all going to
break ten minutes early. Our clock is new, but it's
only well he said, the station was going on. The
station keeps the same clock. Nobody else at the news
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claimbuck Sean. None of the clock's changed except for our clock.
When we went to national syndication changed one time. And
there is one minute less of content than there has
been for the twenty years we've been on the air.
Would I love it if there were fewer commercials, Yeah,
I would love that. I wish it was just me
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and my sponsors not to be it and none of
the paid stuff. But that's not how this deal works.
That being said, ten minutes see if see what time aren't?
Because I forget what it was. I don't mind. I
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like a good conspiracy theory, even when it involves me,
But I like to know, like, what was the seed
that led to that?
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Because there's you. I mean, did we go to break
an hour a minute. We do go to break a
minute earlier than we used to, don't we We don't
a minute later than we used to, but we come
back a minute later.
Speaker 10 (17:23):
That's what it is.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Okay, what we start two minutes later and we go
to break one minute later, so we have more So
we stay on the air longer at the end of
the hour, but then we stay away two minutes longer
at the beginning. Okay, you so spartant. Uh, let's go
to Francis. First we had Skylar, now we have France.
Speaker 10 (17:49):
Hello, Michael.
Speaker 13 (17:50):
Yeah, my theory has old for some reason. Right now, Okay,
George sorows the dark money, the sorows DA's it's not
about social justice. What they've decided to do. Their best
course of action to get rid of these career violent
criminals is to keep them out on the street. They
have their chance of getting killed or even better, killing
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another violent criminals that they've learn around with. And if
you take them right now, you put them in the
county jail, you hold them over for court, you convict them,
put them in prison for fifteen years. When they come out,
there's still career criminals, but they're past at seventeen to
twenty seven age when they're the most vulnerable to get
killed out on the street. And that's pretty much something.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Okay, you, for instance, you're swallowing your words so I
can't hear you speak clearly and loudly. I didn't hear
that last part. What is the end game? I'm trying
to understand the end game that these people are playing.
Speaker 13 (18:45):
The final solution is is not to clog up our
prisons like we did thirty five years and criminals. Keep
them out on the street because that's where they're the
most vulnerable. You give them bailue, you stick them right
back out there.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Can point to them. That is the what I want
to know, the why, the why why.
Speaker 13 (19:09):
It's a waste of taxpayers money to keep them in
prison or keep them incarcerated. If you keep them out
on the street, they're their own worst enemies. They will
take care of themselves once they get past twenty seven
twenty eight though it's too late. If you keep them
in prison and then let them out, they're not gonna
get killed. They're still gonna be career criminals.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Okay, so you thinks is trying to save money for
the for the US taxpayers. I'm not understanding.
Speaker 13 (19:37):
Yes, that's my belief is if it's not just save money,
I think it's you know, it's their solution for the
betterment of society. The Democrats have decided that, you know,
these blue cities that have these huge crime problems. This
is the data shows it. If you keep them in prison,
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their chances of mortality go way down. If you put
them back out on the street, they go way up.
That's true, that's that's the best opportunity to get rid
of them.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Okay, but I don't understand how you at the end,
you keep saying to get rid of them. What do
you mean that's their best opportunity to get rid of them?
Speaker 13 (20:16):
Well, otherwise they're still going to be around. They're still
gonna be career criminals.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Oh so you're saying they're just you're saying, we thin
the herd by letting them kill each other.
Speaker 13 (20:28):
Well not well that and and they're more susceptible themselves
if you put them in the county jail and put
them in You keep.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Saying that, keep saying, I got that. You're you're talking
about someone that's exhibit A. We got that admitted, Yes,
But but I don't know. So are you saying that
whoever the person is that's behind all this, once these
young black men dead.
Speaker 13 (20:53):
Well, I'm not saying young black men. I'm just saying
that that that segment of the population that is the
most violent, the most dangerous.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Okay, yeah, this is the best opportunity to get rid
of them. And who wants that to happen.
Speaker 13 (21:10):
Well, I think there is a push behind these deal
I mean the other route long.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Forcis French's Relax. You're offering a conspiracy theory. You're saying,
if the rock gets thrown into the street, and the
rock does this and all these things, Okay, who throws
the rock? Well, if the rock is I just want
to know who's who's behind this in your conspiracy that's all.
Speaker 13 (21:33):
That's all that camera and my theory is it's well,
it's pretty obvious you have in these blue cities. You've
got Democrats running these blue cities. You've got democrats district attorneys.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Mean, it's your conspiracy theory, you get to have it.
I'm not here to poop on it. I just want
to understand it. So the Democrats who are putting these
young violent people, but we don't want to say their
race out on the streets rather than keeping them in prison,
are putting them out on the streets so they'll kill themselves,
So they'll kill each other. That's what the Democrats are doing.
Speaker 13 (22:09):
That's what the data says. Well, that's that's that's their
most vulnerable period. And if and why why would you
put them back out on the street. I mean, there's
chances they could kill the incent people. But and that
does happen, but it happens very rarely.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
But the data doesn't make decisions. You're saying that people
that make decisions can see the data and understand that
they're putting them back out on the streets to kill
each other, and that that's what they want to do.
Speaker 13 (22:43):
Well, I'm not saying that's what they want. That's just
what happens. So that's what they're doing.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
But that's that's not that's not really a conspiracy. Okay,
it's your conspiracy. Eve, it's not a conspiracy, Kenny Allen,
you're on the Michael Berry shall go ahead.
Speaker 17 (23:01):
Oh my goodness, Ramon was supposed to change my name
to protect my identity anyhow. Okay, well are you changing
my voice too to make it real? Low and all
that that would help to anyhow I will just about
entertain any conspiracy theory out there, but one of my
favorites right now, and it ain't even on the radar
for anybody else. AI is just a Wizard of Oz scam.
(23:24):
There's a man behind the curtain. There is no intelligence.
It's an investment bubble. They prop it up as artificial intelligence,
but in reality it's just Google faster than you can
do it yourself. And once they get trillions invested in it,
the insiders cash out, the bubble bursts and millions of
low level investors lose their money. There ain't no intelligence involved.
Speaker 10 (23:41):
It's a scam.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Now world.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
When you need to escape from me every day, escape
of the Michael.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Berry Show, I'd rather be in complete darkness, solitary confinement.
But Osama bin Lad his preachings blasting at ear piercing sound.
Speaker 9 (24:05):
Than this.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Can you imagine? Can you imagine you're sitting in the studio, Okay, Brian,
one more? Take please? No right, I don't know what
you're complaining about. You're gonna have to take this out
on tour. You're gonna have to support this album. You're
gonna have to go to a crowd every night and
sing this, and the girls out in the audience who
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are with their man are going to sing it back
at you, and the dudes are gonna be like, I mean,
thanks for helping me get some but could you shut
this one down? How about you do as a favor
and not doing encore? That'd be cool. I saw the
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Eagles at the Sphere again two weekends ago. I took
my wife and kids to Vegas. They've not been to
the Sphere. And at the very beginning of the show,
Don Henley announces, which everyone knows that you can read
it anywhere, so it's not like it was. He said,
We're gonna play for you for two hours tonight and
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hopefully take you away from the madness of the world. Well,
I hope that's only political things that you're gonna say, fella,
because your politics are whack. But he's gonna He's just
gonna for the next two hours, we're gonna try to
take your mind off everything else in the world. Okay.
At one hour and twenty eight minutes into the two
hour show, they say good night everybody and walk off.
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Oh are we going to do an encore?
Speaker 8 (25:40):
Now?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Maybe if we stand up and cheer loud enough they'll
come back and do the other thirty two minutes they've
already told us in advance they're gonna do. This is
the silliest ritual ever. How about you just play for
two hours and say we're done, and we'll all stand
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up and cheer for you, and then you can go
to the back and we'll be done. If you need
a pee break, just say, hey, I got we're going
to take five minutes intermission, but this idea that you're
going to stop during the regularly scheduled show walk off
the stage. So we all stand up and what are
we begging you back? And then you come back like,
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oh man.
Speaker 18 (26:30):
We were run our way home, but we heard y'all
in there just cheering away like a bunch of seals,
and so we decided to come out here and give you,
oh hell, I don't know, thirty two more minutes a show.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
So now what you've all been waiting for when you
booked to see the Eagles six months ago. Vince Gill
singing our songs? What oh that hurts your feelings? That
is too far? Okay, now we know, let's get to
Marx conspiracy theory only conspiracy theories that you truly but
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you actually believe in your heart of hearts that they
are true. Cue the music, my show, mark.
Speaker 10 (27:16):
Your own Okay, oh okay, three ai ad lits which
is not a meteor that the government keeps trying to
tell us to the media, and they're trying to keep
it out of the news too many astrometers. An asker
of physicists is pointing out that it is moving too
much like a space craft instead of a meteor, which
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is out there right now, not that many people know
about it.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Until now, that's right. How did you come to find
this classified information?
Speaker 4 (28:00):
I was off of Uh, what's that Japanese boy's name?
He's a well known from Uh, he's an astrophysicist, well known.
I'm terrible with names.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Have to apologize that with the real small head like
he has no forehead. He's got grayish hair and it
comes across his eye.
Speaker 10 (28:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (28:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
And then I got looking looking at.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Trek Out is funny looking too. We need to do
a show on people that are funny looking. You know
what I don't understand? Oh yeah, but how does anybody
watch treg out? He treg out He was in the
middle of his term when he's like, no, I'm not
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gonna do it anymore. And then that other dude also
Jason the libertarian dude, it just like resigns. Finish your term, dude.
If Fox needs you that, they'll wait, what do you
I want to get elected because I want to start
the people. Oh good, we worked our butts off, gave money,
block walks, so you get a person. You know why
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I was thinking about that? I was, I wasn't, but
then I got thinking, I'd like, I get paid a
lot more money if if I leverage this seat into
being on TV. I think I'll not be in this
seat now and leave y'all to have to work your
butt off again to put another Republican in this seat?
How would that be? Would y'all watch me if after
all those things I went on to, how does that work?
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That's like Bettancourt. Bettancourt was a tax assessor collector, and
in the middle of his term he's like, I'm not
gonna do that anymore. I'm going to go get paid
to file for tax reductions. So now I have an
incentive for property taxes to be as high as possible. Okay,
So how does that work? So you're going to resign
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the position that people work so hard to put you in,
to go to work for the very people that you've
been criticizing, and then you're going to run for office
again so that you can claim you're working to reduce
property taxes but not and get paid by property taxes
being really high, because then y'all can supposedly lower the
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property taxes. Well, lace ain't a Democrat, Michael that I
will agree, h Hit. Let's go, Keith, Keith, you're on
Michael Berry Show.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Go ahead.
Speaker 19 (30:28):
Last night, Keith, I can't hear a word or said,
I really need this question, my story behind this one.
You're right, what are you thinking?
Speaker 9 (30:48):
You're doing.
Speaker 10 (30:54):
All that?
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Think about the things that actually did happen.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
He hung on.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Herman just because we love Herman. Yes, Herman, Herman, Herman.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Oh, that's Edmond. No, No, Herman, Herman. Is that her mom?
But her mom?
Speaker 3 (31:12):
No, it's Edman her mom. Yes, Okay, is it spelled
like German.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
Anyway, it's full like German.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Yeah, with the accident on the a. Yeah, Edman Herman.
Speaker 10 (31:28):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
It was Herman Herman, very good like her mom. Yeah, Herman.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
You got it beautiful beautiful month.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Yes, sir, hello.
Speaker 10 (31:47):
In my ear y
It's that time. Time, time, lock and load. The Michael
Verie Show is on the air.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
From Space City. You're listening to Coast to coast. If
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Dial seven one three nine nine nine one thousand. Now
from deeping up bunker somewhere hidden inside the loop, here's
your host, Michael Berry.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Fill in this evening as he has for nineteen years,
seemingly one day at a time. George Norri, No, when
wasn't that weird? Hello, everybody. Art Bell will not be
with us this evening. I'm George Norri. I'll be your host.
You've been to our host for eight years. Dude, it's
your show now. Well, actually, we have news that Art
(01:37):
is coming back tomorrow. Wait what's He's been retired for
a decade and he's coming back. What was he doing?
That's weird? What is he? Steve Raddick, This is odd,
very odd. Oh to tell you. Meanwhile, John Cornyn is
(01:57):
spending a fortune, I mean a fortune on ads to
convince you that he's not who you've seen him to be.
He if you see his ads now that I've.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Told you, just look at.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
How hard he's trying to tell you that Donald Trump,
who despises him, and who frankly he despises. Look up,
John Cornyn criticizes Donald Trump. He hates Donald Trump. But
you hear his ads, John Wayne mccornyn. He's got his
tongue so far up Donald Trump's ass he can comb
his hair with it. I mean it's weird, Like, do
(02:38):
you think we're that stupid?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Or worse?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Are people that stupid? If the polls come out and
show that his numbers have gone up? I give up?
Who are these people? I know who they are because
I meet him, Michael, How come you to criticize John Corny?
He's our sentator, Michael, because he's working against everything we
(03:05):
stand for. Well, he's doing best he can do. So
is your son who's in prison. Do you not notice
you're not a good judge of character. Well, he's trying
his hardest. List He's not Nancy Pelosi. She makes me
some mad, I know, but you don't understand he's actually
(03:28):
worse than Nancy. But well, I tell you what, I'm
glad he's not. Is that schoomer that fellaw He can't
even cook a hamburger. He's terrible. List, He's not that
guy when you hear somebody defending Dan Crenshaw or John
Cornyan and the sentence begins, at least he's not. Don't
(03:50):
waste another ounce of energy. Just hope that person doesn't
vote in the primary. That is your worst enemy. That
is the absolute worst, Michael. Why are you criticizing Greg
Abbit because he's terrible and he does nothing until Ron
DeSantis does it, and then he holds a press conference
(04:12):
acting like he's gonna do it. What Maybe that has
something to do it with it? You know, maybe that
has a little something to do with it. Well, you
know I'd rather him than Beato. That's not the choice, honey,
That's not how this works. All right? Can I get
to music again? You don't have to do the intro.
(04:36):
You have to believe the conspiracy theory to be true.
You can't just throw it out there because you heard
it and you're not sure. You have to believe it's true.
Make it quick. What other orders? Can I give him on?
(04:58):
You're supposed to tell the turn on speaker. Matt and
Victoria go ahead.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Hi.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
My name is Matt, and my conspiracy thirty is nine
to eleven. I was a junior in high school when
it happened. It pushed me into mechanical engineering in two
thousand and six. I wanted to understand the attack and
the effects of the steel better. I'm a subscriber to
the Architects and Engineer for nine to eleven. Three buildings
fell that day, only two were hit by planes. Unclaimed
put options on American airlines on the stock market. There's
(05:28):
no fuselage or engine that was recovered from the plane
that hit the Pentagon, which I believe was a missile,
And there was an insurance policy that was placed on
the Twin Towers for terrorism just months before the attacks occurred.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Kevin, what's that conspiracy theory that you truly believe?
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Well, Michael, I'm not a conspiracy theory theory not, but
I am a conspiracy theory seed. So I'll just play
around the edges and good like that.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Mineus going on.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
Charlie Kirr was done in because he was going to
become presidents president. The Democrats were not going to have it.
He had stopped their world domination. In twenty thirty, the
world Banking Cabal trying to take over, and so they
finally perfected time travel and sent back time travelers to
take care of Charlie Kirk so he don't become president.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
So you don't actually believe that, of course I do. Yeah,
you believe that the Democrats assassinated Charlie Kirk because the
man who's thirty one, you got to be thirty five
to be president, might be president, can't be elected in
(06:44):
twenty eight, might be elected seven years old.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
He could be twenty thirty six. I didn't say twenty
twenty eight. I didn't say twenty thirty two.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Oh, well, he's not eligible. I'm trying to flesh out
your theory here. You think they're taking a guy out
eleven years before he might run and win.
Speaker 7 (07:11):
Yeah, time travel buddy, it's happening.
Speaker 8 (07:23):
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Speaker 9 (07:35):
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Speaker 1 (08:18):
This segment exclusively produced my Hawaiian Chad Nkanishi. Aloha bro
Ha to the Michael Ferry Show, be disqualified if you
do not believe it in your heart of hearts, whatever
conspiracy theory you truly, deeply, firmly believe. We don't care
(08:40):
who thinks you're crazy. Let's go to Bard, probably Bart and.
Speaker 7 (08:49):
Bard, good boring.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Is your name really barred? Yes? Okay, all right, what's
your cane? Some music?
Speaker 7 (09:00):
I've got two, I've got two, Michael, Okay, go ahead,
all right. Charlie Kirk was the most influential for young people,
right who else was behind him? Haul Pogan? So they
took out Haul Pogan.
Speaker 10 (09:18):
July.
Speaker 11 (09:20):
I was just researching this myself yesterday and then the
second one is George Floyd in Minneapolis. Did we ever
figure out who.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
Was counterfeiting the money because he was passing the counterfeit money,
but he was also working in the nightclub with Derek Chovin.
And also there was a little known story that there
was nine million dollars the counterfeit money a whole rail
car loaded up that was.
Speaker 11 (09:48):
Found in Minneapolis that was all in one dollar bills
and supposedly this money.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Was from China. Let's go back to who Ogan. You
could fine, yes, but what do you think happened there? Brother?
Speaker 12 (10:08):
Well, I just clicked in.
Speaker 11 (10:10):
My head on Monday, I was like, you know, hul
Cogan died rather suddenly. Supposedly he had a back surgery
and the doctor nicked one of his major nerves that
controlled his body function.
Speaker 12 (10:28):
Now.
Speaker 7 (10:28):
I know, his body's beat up from wrestling all those years,
and he was on a lot of medications and had
a very long life.
Speaker 11 (10:34):
I think he was seventy one, but he just died
like that, and it was, oh, he had a heart
attack and he's gone, and you know, he had a
new wife.
Speaker 7 (10:42):
So that just didn't sit right with me.
Speaker 11 (10:44):
And I think it goes back to the young people
because Charlie Kirk was very influential on college age.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yep, and from Jamal Warner and Robert Redford. Jerry, you're
on the Michael Berry Show. Oh go ahead.
Speaker 13 (11:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (11:04):
I believe in the heart of my heart that JFK
was killed by combination CIA, mafia, and unhappy people. Before
he left office, Eisenhower warned us about the military industrial
complex and Kennedy was going to get us out of
Vietnam fore ever got started, and they said.
Speaker 10 (11:26):
We can't have that.
Speaker 7 (11:26):
We won't be able to build any more tams. Some
claims if we don't have some kind of war, we
can't have that.
Speaker 15 (11:33):
And the mafia was upset with him because they helped
him get elected, and then Robert turned around and went
after him, and I believe they said, let's take care
of Robert, and somebody said, no, you cut the head
off the dog. Tik stops wagging. So I believe it
was definitely a conspiracy. I wrote read a book six
(11:57):
seconds in Dallas.
Speaker 7 (11:59):
That rifle.
Speaker 15 (11:59):
They even an expert to do it in five point
five six, but he couldn't hit the target efficiently. And
it was all covered up by that wonderful, single solid
bullet and the Warrant Commission was a farce and the
people bought it. That's what I believe in my heart today,
(12:21):
I leave.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
This here, how long do you think that'll be?
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Never?
Speaker 16 (12:29):
They don't want to uncovered truth of who's really running
this country. You know, back then, I don't know if
Johnson had a fingers in it, but I guarantee he
knew it was going to happen.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
But you know, it's just back then, we were a
lot more than naive.
Speaker 13 (12:47):
As a society.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
We believed our government.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
You also didn't have a way for documents, photos and
things like that to be shared for people to review
in hav an Internet where somebody could post something another
you know, maybe a guy who gets hold of a
document or a photo can get access to the photo
(13:14):
but doesn't know what it means. Or a document, that
guy may have access to it and can post it,
but he doesn't know what it means. Another guy doesn't
have access to it, but he can discern the greater
meaning to something. And so I think today there's a
(13:34):
conspiracy theory behind everything, and most are probably, if not
completely nuts, then mostly nuts. I think there's a kernel
of truth in almost every conspiracy theory.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
I do.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Doesn't make in the main the entire theory might unwrap,
but that doesn't mean And I think that part of
the problem law enforcement brings upon themselves, and that is
the way they hide these investigations in details from the public,
(14:18):
as if we're stupid. And I think that after so
many of these people don't have any patience for it anymore,
and so they're willing to believe anything nobody. There's no
credibility in public people anymore. Scholar, you're up, Go ahead.
Speaker 12 (14:37):
I got two quick ones. One is I believe truly
that the Democrat Party is teamed up somehow with the
oppositions of the world and they're trying to influence America
to go their way.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
And that's not a conspiracy theory, that's just a fact.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Well yeah, yeah, well.
Speaker 12 (15:02):
Them liptards will have you believed something else. But anyway,
My second one is I truly believe conspiracy that the
seven forty am radio station now goes on a break
ten minutes earlier every hour.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Here it comes.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Actually the whole station, doesn't our clock. Ask him about it.
Michael Barrel continues, we are platforming your conspiracy theory that
you firmly believe you are certain you missed your life. Oh,
(15:53):
we're going to break ten minutes early, Like he said,
what what was that?
Speaker 4 (16:00):
That was odd?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I must admit I am bemused in the era of
conspiracies when people will send an email, y'all going to
break ten minutes early. Our clock is new, but it's
only well he said, the station was going on. The
station keeps the same clock. Nobody else at the news
(16:23):
claimbuck Sean. None of the clock's changed except for our clock.
When we went to national syndication changed one time. And
there is one minute less of content than there has
been for the twenty years we've been on the air.
Would I love it if there were fewer commercials, Yeah,
I would love that. I wish it was just me
(16:45):
and my sponsors not to be it and none of
the paid stuff. But that's not how this deal works.
That being said, ten minutes see if see what time aren't?
Because I forget what it was. I don't mind. I
(17:07):
like a good conspiracy theory, even when it involves me,
But I like to know, like, what was the seed
that led to that?
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Because there's you. I mean, did we go to break
an hour a minute. We do go to break a
minute earlier than we used to, don't we We don't
a minute later than we used to, but we come
back a minute later.
Speaker 10 (17:23):
That's what it is.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Okay, what we start two minutes later and we go
to break one minute later, so we have more So
we stay on the air longer at the end of
the hour, but then we stay away two minutes longer
at the beginning. Okay, you so spartant. Uh, let's go
to Francis. First we had Skylar, now we have France.
Speaker 10 (17:49):
Hello, Michael.
Speaker 13 (17:50):
Yeah, my theory has old for some reason. Right now, Okay,
George sorows the dark money, the sorows DA's it's not
about social justice. What they've decided to do. Their best
course of action to get rid of these career violent
criminals is to keep them out on the street. They
have their chance of getting killed or even better, killing
(18:12):
another violent criminals that they've learn around with. And if
you take them right now, you put them in the
county jail, you hold them over for court, you convict them,
put them in prison for fifteen years. When they come out,
there's still career criminals, but they're past at seventeen to
twenty seven age when they're the most vulnerable to get
killed out on the street. And that's pretty much something.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Okay, you, for instance, you're swallowing your words so I
can't hear you speak clearly and loudly. I didn't hear
that last part. What is the end game? I'm trying
to understand the end game that these people are playing.
Speaker 13 (18:45):
The final solution is is not to clog up our
prisons like we did thirty five years and criminals. Keep
them out on the street because that's where they're the
most vulnerable. You give them bailue, you stick them right
back out there.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Can point to them. That is the what I want
to know, the why, the why why.
Speaker 13 (19:09):
It's a waste of taxpayers money to keep them in
prison or keep them incarcerated. If you keep them out
on the street, they're their own worst enemies. They will
take care of themselves once they get past twenty seven
twenty eight though it's too late. If you keep them
in prison and then let them out, they're not gonna
get killed. They're still gonna be career criminals.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Okay, so you thinks is trying to save money for
the for the US taxpayers. I'm not understanding.
Speaker 13 (19:37):
Yes, that's my belief is if it's not just save money,
I think it's you know, it's their solution for the
betterment of society. The Democrats have decided that, you know,
these blue cities that have these huge crime problems. This
is the data shows it. If you keep them in prison,
(19:58):
their chances of mortality go way down. If you put
them back out on the street, they go way up.
That's true, that's that's the best opportunity to get rid
of them.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Okay, but I don't understand how you at the end,
you keep saying to get rid of them. What do
you mean that's their best opportunity to get rid of them?
Speaker 13 (20:16):
Well, otherwise they're still going to be around. They're still
gonna be career criminals.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Oh so you're saying they're just you're saying, we thin
the herd by letting them kill each other.
Speaker 13 (20:28):
Well not well that and and they're more susceptible themselves
if you put them in the county jail and put
them in You keep.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Saying that, keep saying, I got that. You're you're talking
about someone that's exhibit A. We got that admitted, Yes,
But but I don't know. So are you saying that
whoever the person is that's behind all this, once these
young black men dead.
Speaker 13 (20:53):
Well, I'm not saying young black men. I'm just saying
that that that segment of the population that is the
most violent, the most dangerous.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Okay, yeah, this is the best opportunity to get rid
of them. And who wants that to happen.
Speaker 13 (21:10):
Well, I think there is a push behind these deal
I mean the other route long.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Forcis French's Relax. You're offering a conspiracy theory. You're saying,
if the rock gets thrown into the street, and the
rock does this and all these things, Okay, who throws
the rock? Well, if the rock is I just want
to know who's who's behind this in your conspiracy that's all.
Speaker 13 (21:33):
That's all that camera and my theory is it's well,
it's pretty obvious you have in these blue cities. You've
got Democrats running these blue cities. You've got democrats district attorneys.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Mean, it's your conspiracy theory, you get to have it.
I'm not here to poop on it. I just want
to understand it. So the Democrats who are putting these
young violent people, but we don't want to say their
race out on the streets rather than keeping them in prison,
are putting them out on the streets so they'll kill themselves,
So they'll kill each other. That's what the Democrats are doing.
Speaker 13 (22:09):
That's what the data says. Well, that's that's that's their
most vulnerable period. And if and why why would you
put them back out on the street. I mean, there's
chances they could kill the incent people. But and that
does happen, but it happens very rarely.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
But the data doesn't make decisions. You're saying that people
that make decisions can see the data and understand that
they're putting them back out on the streets to kill
each other, and that that's what they want to do.
Speaker 13 (22:43):
Well, I'm not saying that's what they want. That's just
what happens. So that's what they're doing.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
But that's that's not that's not really a conspiracy. Okay,
it's your conspiracy. Eve, it's not a conspiracy, Kenny Allen,
you're on the Michael Berry shall go ahead.
Speaker 17 (23:01):
Oh my goodness, Ramon was supposed to change my name
to protect my identity anyhow. Okay, well are you changing
my voice too to make it real? Low and all
that that would help to anyhow I will just about
entertain any conspiracy theory out there, but one of my
favorites right now, and it ain't even on the radar
for anybody else. AI is just a Wizard of Oz scam.
(23:24):
There's a man behind the curtain. There is no intelligence.
It's an investment bubble. They prop it up as artificial intelligence,
but in reality it's just Google faster than you can
do it yourself. And once they get trillions invested in it,
the insiders cash out, the bubble bursts and millions of
low level investors lose their money. There ain't no intelligence involved.
Speaker 10 (23:41):
It's a scam.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Now world.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
When you need to escape from me every day, escape
of the Michael.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Berry Show, I'd rather be in complete darkness, solitary confinement.
But Osama bin Lad his preachings blasting at ear piercing sound.
Speaker 9 (24:05):
Than this.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Can you imagine? Can you imagine you're sitting in the studio, Okay, Brian,
one more? Take please? No right, I don't know what
you're complaining about. You're gonna have to take this out
on tour. You're gonna have to support this album. You're
gonna have to go to a crowd every night and
sing this, and the girls out in the audience who
(24:34):
are with their man are going to sing it back
at you, and the dudes are gonna be like, I mean,
thanks for helping me get some but could you shut
this one down? How about you do as a favor
and not doing encore? That'd be cool. I saw the
(24:55):
Eagles at the Sphere again two weekends ago. I took
my wife and kids to Vegas. They've not been to
the Sphere. And at the very beginning of the show,
Don Henley announces, which everyone knows that you can read
it anywhere, so it's not like it was. He said,
We're gonna play for you for two hours tonight and
(25:15):
hopefully take you away from the madness of the world. Well,
I hope that's only political things that you're gonna say, fella,
because your politics are whack. But he's gonna He's just
gonna for the next two hours, we're gonna try to
take your mind off everything else in the world. Okay.
At one hour and twenty eight minutes into the two
hour show, they say good night everybody and walk off.
(25:37):
Oh are we going to do an encore?
Speaker 8 (25:40):
Now?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Maybe if we stand up and cheer loud enough they'll
come back and do the other thirty two minutes they've
already told us in advance they're gonna do. This is
the silliest ritual ever. How about you just play for
two hours and say we're done, and we'll all stand
(26:06):
up and cheer for you, and then you can go
to the back and we'll be done. If you need
a pee break, just say, hey, I got we're going
to take five minutes intermission, but this idea that you're
going to stop during the regularly scheduled show walk off
the stage. So we all stand up and what are
we begging you back? And then you come back like,
(26:29):
oh man.
Speaker 18 (26:30):
We were run our way home, but we heard y'all
in there just cheering away like a bunch of seals,
and so we decided to come out here and give you,
oh hell, I don't know, thirty two more minutes a show.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
So now what you've all been waiting for when you
booked to see the Eagles six months ago. Vince Gill
singing our songs? What oh that hurts your feelings? That
is too far? Okay, now we know, let's get to
Marx conspiracy theory only conspiracy theories that you truly but
(27:07):
you actually believe in your heart of hearts that they
are true. Cue the music, my show, mark.
Speaker 10 (27:16):
Your own Okay, oh okay, three ai ad lits which
is not a meteor that the government keeps trying to
tell us to the media, and they're trying to keep
it out of the news too many astrometers. An asker
of physicists is pointing out that it is moving too
much like a space craft instead of a meteor, which
(27:39):
is out there right now, not that many people know
about it.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Until now, that's right. How did you come to find
this classified information?
Speaker 4 (28:00):
I was off of Uh, what's that Japanese boy's name?
He's a well known from Uh, he's an astrophysicist, well known.
I'm terrible with names.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Have to apologize that with the real small head like
he has no forehead. He's got grayish hair and it
comes across his eye.
Speaker 10 (28:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (28:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
And then I got looking looking at.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Trek Out is funny looking too. We need to do
a show on people that are funny looking. You know
what I don't understand? Oh yeah, but how does anybody
watch treg out? He treg out He was in the
middle of his term when he's like, no, I'm not
(28:50):
gonna do it anymore. And then that other dude also
Jason the libertarian dude, it just like resigns. Finish your term, dude.
If Fox needs you that, they'll wait, what do you
I want to get elected because I want to start
the people. Oh good, we worked our butts off, gave money,
block walks, so you get a person. You know why
(29:11):
I was thinking about that? I was, I wasn't, but
then I got thinking, I'd like, I get paid a
lot more money if if I leverage this seat into
being on TV. I think I'll not be in this
seat now and leave y'all to have to work your
butt off again to put another Republican in this seat?
How would that be? Would y'all watch me if after
all those things I went on to, how does that work?
(29:31):
That's like Bettancourt. Bettancourt was a tax assessor collector, and
in the middle of his term he's like, I'm not
gonna do that anymore. I'm going to go get paid
to file for tax reductions. So now I have an
incentive for property taxes to be as high as possible. Okay,
So how does that work? So you're going to resign
(29:53):
the position that people work so hard to put you in,
to go to work for the very people that you've
been criticizing, and then you're going to run for office
again so that you can claim you're working to reduce
property taxes but not and get paid by property taxes
being really high, because then y'all can supposedly lower the
(30:14):
property taxes. Well, lace ain't a Democrat, Michael that I
will agree, h Hit. Let's go, Keith, Keith, you're on
Michael Berry Show.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Go ahead.
Speaker 19 (30:28):
Last night, Keith, I can't hear a word or said,
I really need this question, my story behind this one.
You're right, what are you thinking?
Speaker 9 (30:48):
You're doing.
Speaker 10 (30:54):
All that?
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Think about the things that actually did happen.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
He hung on.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Herman just because we love Herman. Yes, Herman, Herman, Herman.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Oh, that's Edmond. No, No, Herman, Herman. Is that her mom?
But her mom?
Speaker 3 (31:12):
No, it's Edman her mom. Yes, Okay, is it spelled
like German.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
Anyway, it's full like German.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Yeah, with the accident on the a. Yeah, Edman Herman.
Speaker 10 (31:28):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
It was Herman Herman, very good like her mom. Yeah, Herman.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
You got it beautiful beautiful month.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Yes, sir, hello.
Speaker 10 (31:47):
In my ear y
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