March 4, 2024 • 9 mins
6 thin crust cheese pizzas. 2 thick crust meat lovers pizzas. Do you make deliveries to prison?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is I'm
about to take another flight. We'll get into that, find
out what that's all about. That used to be Steve's
favorite song for Right now, I know.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Time bottle make you wanter bite?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah, right now, it's time for the nephew in today's
prank phone call what you got new?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
All right?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Before I get started, I want to thank Riley norf
Cacilaki Man for coming out seeing your boy. Five shows,
four of them sold out, four out of five. I
can't beat that.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
I like that. I like that.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
And uh yeah we did that dog on thing, didn't we?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Rady did we do it? You know we did? Yes,
we did. And I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Was my first time at Charlie Good Nights, Charlie Good
Nights Comedy Club, and I appreciate it. I will be
back to Riley because I thoroughly, thoroughly enjoyed myself. All right,
all right, and right after this prank, God, let you
know what's coming up on Tommy's calendar right now, This
right here is pizza delivery. Pizza delivery, and we're going
(01:08):
to the you know, I believe that everybody who wants
a pizza should be able to get a pizza, even
if you are in the penitentiread. You know what I'm saying,
even if you ought to better. You know, people in
the pen want pizza too. Why not? Why not? Let's
go God Dog Pizza delivery.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Pizza man, help you for me?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Please?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Yeah? All right?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Okay, So about that, Sarah?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Can I take your order?
Speaker 4 (01:40):
You want ten pizzas? And what kind of quest was that? Going?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
To beat?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
You took up on me?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I need six cheese pizza, six cheese pizzas on crush?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
What kind of quest was that?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Again?
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Send ten six and see these thin crust pizzas?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
And do you want any other topics on that start?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
No? I need two meat lovers.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
That was that?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Again?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
You can stick up a little bit. I'm really having
a hard time hearing you.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I need two meat lovers two, yes, two.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Meat lovers pizza. Okay? And what kind of quest would
you like on that shirt?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Uh? That's thick, thick crust?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
He said, you want a thin crust on that sick?
So I'm having a really hard time hearing you. Can
you speak up for us?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
I need I need to meat lovers with thick.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Crust, good crust, okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
All right, and then the lastest two veggies on thin crust, twoggies,
veggiees jeeves.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Veggies, two veggies, two veggies on.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
The three quest, do y'all deliver to do y'all deliver
to gated gated community?
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Can you work for a second for me to star?
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Sorry about that, hurt?
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Can I get your phone number?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Three four two Dad six eight nine?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Okay? I heard three four two dass six eight nine,
but I didn't get the rest of those numbers. Can
I get an area code or now my number?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Three four to two Dad six eight nine.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Okay. I need to get the whole seven digits and
the area code so that we can put you in
a computer to try to find your location.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I told you my number. My number is three four
two Dad six eight nine.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Okay, okay, sir, let me get my manager on the phone.
Excuse me, he's giving me like six numbers named hockeen door.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
I'll take care of it, sir. How are you doing?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Hey? How you doing?
Speaker 5 (03:46):
I'm doing great?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
All right. I order ten pizza, six cheese pieces, two
meat lovers and two veggies. I'm trying to see if
do y'all have a problem delivered to a gated community.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Oh not at all. We delivered to a gated community
all the time. Let me just get a number for
you and address right.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
My number three four to two dass six eight nine, Sir.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
That's only six digits. We need seven digits. Well, actually,
Eric Cole plus the seven.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Digits, Okay, I don't. I don't. If you just leave
it with the guard, he'll make sure I get it.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
No, sir, I don't think you understand. I need to
have a phone number where I can call you. We
can go in and out of the gate. That's not
a problem when I guess I want to.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
You can't go in and out that gate. Listen, you
can't go in and out that gate, sir.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
I'm sorry, I can't hear you. Can you speak up
some Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I'm trying to get ten pizzas delivered and you just
drop it off with the guard.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
So I understand what you're saying. I'm trying to deliver
the pizza to you directly. The guard is not who's
getting the pizza, right, I'm delivering it, but he gonna he.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Gonna, he gonna pay you. I'm cool with the guard.
He gonna pay you.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Okay, where you Where are you? Okay, let's do this.
Where are you, loky?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I'm in in Gola and Gola and Gola.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
And where's that? Where's ain?
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Goola and Gol. Y'all don't know where to go. I'm
in Angola and Gola, Louisiana the penitentiary.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
So we can't.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Deliver pizza to Ala penitentiary.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Look. I order ten pizzas from what six sixteen pieces,
two meter lowers and two bags. Look, I can't be
on this phone too much longer.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Listen, Sir, I know what you're saying, but we're not
delivering to Angola. Do you know where we're located? You
gotta call somebody. We're in Dallas, but you gotta go
somebody in Angola, Louisiana.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Look, I'm trying to get these ten peter. Look, I'm late.
I'm nothing to.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Go back and forth with you, exactly, and I'm not
gonna go back and forth with you either. We are
unable to deliver this pizza to you, okay, wow, because
you are in the penitentiary, sir. No one delivers pizza
to people in the penitentiary. People in the penitentiary can't
order pizza, no, sir, they cannot. We do not deliver
to the penitentiary. And then we're in Dallas. Do you
(05:52):
know how long it would take to get pizza to Angola?
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I dog give it. Let me tell you, Okay, who
have manager that.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
I am the manager? Speak with the manager.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
What's your name?
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Never mind what my name is, just know that I'm
the manager.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Okay, let me say this to you, since you the
manager there, If I don't get no pizzas here tonight,
when I get out in three years, I'm coming down now,
and I'm gonna you up.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
So you think you're talking to you, ain't gonna meet
up in three years.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I won't be here.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
But matter of fact, I just might stay here for
three years. So when you come back.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Let me tell you something. If y'all don't bring the
pieces to this penitential and get it to the guard
before he get off work, then but it's gonna be
around here now in one of these ten piachers and
everybody on the cell block is.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Waiting on them, sir, don't I don't care about you
and your folk on your cell block. You are in
the penitentiary, and I don't even know why you calling.
Are you on my phone? This is a business, okay,
and I have a job to do. I am not
delivering pizzas still penitentiary.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Y'all discriminating nobody where y'all bring pizzas?
Speaker 5 (06:48):
That No, we don't discouminate, but we ain't located in
there and got Unless you're gonna give me some metrol
for my metro, I ain't coming.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Let me tell you something. I want you to remember
these numbers three four two dad six, Saint nine. If
you see that ray painted on your house all that
damn pizza place, then you know my then got out
and I'm looking for your threefold two dad six eight nine.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
I don't give us about three two six eight nine
and seven four three. What I'm saying is, yes, is
grass if you come up here in three years and
guess what, don't drop the soak. Thank you talking to
That's what I said.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Who you think you talking to?
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Let it get off my phone.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I got I got one more thing to tell you
before I get in three years. The last words I'm
gonna say that what's that you're listening.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Yeah, I'm listening. Say what you gotta say?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
This is nest you Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Your girl friends got me to pray phone call you.
Oh my goodness, you just dropped me.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
You got to be Freddie Kiddy Man. Oh my god,
oh god, this is telling me.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Come on, come on this Monday.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I need a little praise and worship, some little prank
craise and worship up in him? What in the pin
man in the pen?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
All right?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
March fourteen, fifteen sixteen and March fourteen, fifteen sixteen. The
Nephew is coming to Richmond, Virginia. Everything is sold out
except for Thursday night. Thursday Night. I have added a
Thursday night show seven o'clock at Richmond, Virginia. Friday and
Saturday is completely sold out.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
The Nephew is.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Coming to time. Been a long time, Richmond. Come get it,
everybody getting it. It's time to sit back and talk
about the light that he's living right now. All love it, baby, cancer,
life after fifty, It's all there, all wrapped up into
some jokes. Yes, sir, I think I'm about the stupidest
thing moving right now. I really do. I don't know
(08:55):
if it's none greater, I just don't.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
The only you are the president and CEO.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
All right, thank you, nep you.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Coming up next, it is a Strawberry letter for today
and the subject is I'm about to take another flight.
We'll get into that.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Alple bottom. May you want to bite? I'm gonna go
on and get old new.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Slide that's coming up next. Right after this, you're listening
Harvey Morning Show
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is I'm
about to take another flight. We'll get into that, find
out what that's all about. That used to be Steve's
favorite song for Right now, I know.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Time bottle make you wanter bite?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah, right now, it's time for the nephew in today's
prank phone call what you got new?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
All right?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Before I get started, I want to thank Riley norf
Cacilaki Man for coming out seeing your boy. Five shows,
four of them sold out, four out of five. I
can't beat that.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
I like that. I like that.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
And uh yeah we did that dog on thing, didn't we?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Rady did we do it? You know we did? Yes,
we did. And I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Was my first time at Charlie Good Nights, Charlie Good
Nights Comedy Club, and I appreciate it. I will be
back to Riley because I thoroughly, thoroughly enjoyed myself. All right,
all right, and right after this prank, God, let you
know what's coming up on Tommy's calendar right now, This
right here is pizza delivery. Pizza delivery, and we're going
(01:08):
to the you know, I believe that everybody who wants
a pizza should be able to get a pizza, even
if you are in the penitentiread. You know what I'm saying,
even if you ought to better. You know, people in
the pen want pizza too. Why not? Why not? Let's
go God Dog Pizza delivery.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Pizza man, help you for me?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Please?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Yeah? All right?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Okay, So about that, Sarah?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Can I take your order?
Speaker 4 (01:40):
You want ten pizzas? And what kind of quest was that? Going?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
To beat?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
You took up on me?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I need six cheese pizza, six cheese pizzas on crush?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
What kind of quest was that?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Again?
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Send ten six and see these thin crust pizzas?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
And do you want any other topics on that start?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
No? I need two meat lovers.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
That was that?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Again?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
You can stick up a little bit. I'm really having
a hard time hearing you.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I need two meat lovers two, yes, two.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Meat lovers pizza. Okay? And what kind of quest would
you like on that shirt?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Uh? That's thick, thick crust?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
He said, you want a thin crust on that sick?
So I'm having a really hard time hearing you. Can
you speak up for us?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
I need I need to meat lovers with thick.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Crust, good crust, okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
All right, and then the lastest two veggies on thin crust, twoggies,
veggiees jeeves.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Veggies, two veggies, two veggies on.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
The three quest, do y'all deliver to do y'all deliver
to gated gated community?
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Can you work for a second for me to star?
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Sorry about that, hurt?
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Can I get your phone number?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Three four two Dad six eight nine?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Okay? I heard three four two dass six eight nine,
but I didn't get the rest of those numbers. Can
I get an area code or now my number?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Three four to two Dad six eight nine.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Okay. I need to get the whole seven digits and
the area code so that we can put you in
a computer to try to find your location.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I told you my number. My number is three four
two Dad six eight nine.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Okay, okay, sir, let me get my manager on the phone.
Excuse me, he's giving me like six numbers named hockeen door.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
I'll take care of it, sir. How are you doing?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Hey? How you doing?
Speaker 5 (03:46):
I'm doing great?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
All right. I order ten pizza, six cheese pieces, two
meat lovers and two veggies. I'm trying to see if
do y'all have a problem delivered to a gated community.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Oh not at all. We delivered to a gated community
all the time. Let me just get a number for
you and address right.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
My number three four to two dass six eight nine, Sir.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
That's only six digits. We need seven digits. Well, actually,
Eric Cole plus the seven.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Digits, Okay, I don't. I don't. If you just leave
it with the guard, he'll make sure I get it.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
No, sir, I don't think you understand. I need to
have a phone number where I can call you. We
can go in and out of the gate. That's not
a problem when I guess I want to.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
You can't go in and out that gate. Listen, you
can't go in and out that gate, sir.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
I'm sorry, I can't hear you. Can you speak up
some Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I'm trying to get ten pizzas delivered and you just
drop it off with the guard.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
So I understand what you're saying. I'm trying to deliver
the pizza to you directly. The guard is not who's
getting the pizza, right, I'm delivering it, but he gonna he.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Gonna, he gonna pay you. I'm cool with the guard.
He gonna pay you.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Okay, where you Where are you? Okay, let's do this.
Where are you, loky?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I'm in in Gola and Gola and Gola.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
And where's that? Where's ain?
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Goola and Gol. Y'all don't know where to go. I'm
in Angola and Gola, Louisiana the penitentiary.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
So we can't.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Deliver pizza to Ala penitentiary.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Look. I order ten pizzas from what six sixteen pieces,
two meter lowers and two bags. Look, I can't be
on this phone too much longer.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Listen, Sir, I know what you're saying, but we're not
delivering to Angola. Do you know where we're located? You
gotta call somebody. We're in Dallas, but you gotta go
somebody in Angola, Louisiana.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Look, I'm trying to get these ten peter. Look, I'm late.
I'm nothing to.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Go back and forth with you, exactly, and I'm not
gonna go back and forth with you either. We are
unable to deliver this pizza to you, okay, wow, because
you are in the penitentiary, sir. No one delivers pizza
to people in the penitentiary. People in the penitentiary can't
order pizza, no, sir, they cannot. We do not deliver
to the penitentiary. And then we're in Dallas. Do you
(05:52):
know how long it would take to get pizza to Angola?
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I dog give it. Let me tell you, Okay, who
have manager that.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
I am the manager? Speak with the manager.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
What's your name?
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Never mind what my name is, just know that I'm
the manager.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Okay, let me say this to you, since you the
manager there, If I don't get no pizzas here tonight,
when I get out in three years, I'm coming down now,
and I'm gonna you up.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
So you think you're talking to you, ain't gonna meet
up in three years.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I won't be here.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
But matter of fact, I just might stay here for
three years. So when you come back.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Let me tell you something. If y'all don't bring the
pieces to this penitential and get it to the guard
before he get off work, then but it's gonna be
around here now in one of these ten piachers and
everybody on the cell block is.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Waiting on them, sir, don't I don't care about you
and your folk on your cell block. You are in
the penitentiary, and I don't even know why you calling.
Are you on my phone? This is a business, okay,
and I have a job to do. I am not
delivering pizzas still penitentiary.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Y'all discriminating nobody where y'all bring pizzas?
Speaker 5 (06:48):
That No, we don't discouminate, but we ain't located in
there and got Unless you're gonna give me some metrol
for my metro, I ain't coming.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Let me tell you something. I want you to remember
these numbers three four two dad six, Saint nine. If
you see that ray painted on your house all that
damn pizza place, then you know my then got out
and I'm looking for your threefold two dad six eight nine.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
I don't give us about three two six eight nine
and seven four three. What I'm saying is, yes, is
grass if you come up here in three years and
guess what, don't drop the soak. Thank you talking to
That's what I said.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Who you think you talking to?
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Let it get off my phone.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I got I got one more thing to tell you
before I get in three years. The last words I'm
gonna say that what's that you're listening.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Yeah, I'm listening. Say what you gotta say?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
This is nest you Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Your girl friends got me to pray phone call you.
Oh my goodness, you just dropped me.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
You got to be Freddie Kiddy Man. Oh my god,
oh god, this is telling me.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Come on, come on this Monday.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I need a little praise and worship, some little prank
craise and worship up in him? What in the pin
man in the pen?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
All right?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
March fourteen, fifteen sixteen and March fourteen, fifteen sixteen. The
Nephew is coming to Richmond, Virginia. Everything is sold out
except for Thursday night. Thursday Night. I have added a
Thursday night show seven o'clock at Richmond, Virginia. Friday and
Saturday is completely sold out.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
The Nephew is.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Coming to time. Been a long time, Richmond. Come get it,
everybody getting it. It's time to sit back and talk
about the light that he's living right now. All love it, baby, cancer,
life after fifty, It's all there, all wrapped up into
some jokes. Yes, sir, I think I'm about the stupidest
thing moving right now. I really do. I don't know
(08:55):
if it's none greater, I just don't.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
The only you are the president and CEO.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
All right, thank you, nep you.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Coming up next, it is a Strawberry letter for today
and the subject is I'm about to take another flight.
We'll get into that.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Alple bottom. May you want to bite? I'm gonna go
on and get old new.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Slide that's coming up next. Right after this, you're listening
Harvey Morning Show
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