April 8, 2024 • 9 mins
Nephew takes it to the limit again. 2 year old Clarence is being taken from his father.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is
I want to tell her so bad.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
We'll get into that.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Find out what that's all about in just a few
because right now it is time for the nephew and
today's prank phone call.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Nephew, what you got for us?
Speaker 4 (00:20):
This right here, Shirley is This is called adoption agency.
Adoption agency. I'm okay, I'm about to Yeah, I'm about
to adopt a man's child. He just don't know. I'm
about to come over there and pick the child up.
He don't know. I'm finna come through there.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Wait, what not from an agency?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
I want to come through there and get the baby.
That's what I'm finsed to do. Okay, Hey, have a
baby ready? When I get to adoption eights, you gonna
take somebody child? Yeah? Yeah, Joy, imagine you got your
grand babies at the house and I'm calling you telling
you I'm going to come through there and get these babies.
Will get there, Okay, I'm gonna get it to you. Alright,
(01:04):
let's go chet. This right here is adoption agents. Let's
go Hello.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Hello, I'm trying to reach Clarence. H yeah, this is
the Clarence. How you doing man? This is Robert Robert.
We were trying to get a schedule with you guys.
Maybe we can swing through and uh pick up little Clarence.
I guess around six, if you guys are available around six.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
H okay, hey, what do you mean picking up little Clarence?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Well, we got the we got the call that we
can come and actually pick up Clarence and and and
take him with us if you guys packed his things
up yet?
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Oh wait, man, got the call from who? Did you
can come pick them up? I don't know nothing about this.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Well my name is Robert Robert and my wife and
I got the call that we could do. You not
know about us adopting little Clarence?
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Oh what the adopting who?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Okay wait a minute, are you guys that are you
guys that drive?
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Uh yeah, that's that's my address. But uh, what what
you're talking about? You're gonna come take my son from you?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Okay, but your son is two years old? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:06):
That would you come to pick up my son?
Speaker 6 (02:09):
And what is this agency's number?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Uh? Well the agency told us that what adoption agency?
They've got all our information. We've we've filled out all
the paperwork, and you guys aren't aware that that we're
supposed to come there today to pick him up.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
We don't know what what adoptation you said. As well
as how to get my information, I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
We we've got uh pictures of Clarence and and uh
you know my wife is actually going out and bought
balloons and everything and and and we were gonna come through.
They told us anytime today, so we felt maybe like
around six pm we've come get it.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Well, no, you ain't coming here to pick up no class.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I'll tell you that right now. Okay, wait, wait a minute,
now this this this, I mean, this can't be happening. Okay,
wait a minute, Oh what's happening. You're you're you're you're clear, senior, correct,
Yes I am. And you don't know anything about us
to come over there to pick them.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Well, now I don't know that about this.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
See what's the main misplace are adoption ations who.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
Bring you my information and how they get my information
come pick up my son.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I don't know that, sir. All I know is is, uh,
we bought a car seat where where you know my
wife has bought balloons.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Man, I don't care y'all bought a car seat, balloon,
hot jail whatever. You ain't coming to get my son.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Okay, sir. I mean what I'm not gonna do is
tell my wife that we're not coming to get Clarence
Junior today.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
Oh yeah, y'all, you're gonna have to tell her that
because you ain't coming here to pick up my sir.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
From with the paperwork that I have, Clarence is actually
my son.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Now, man, you ain't your paperwork. You ain't coming here
to pick up my son.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Sir, Clarence Junior is mine. I'm actually gonna change his
name to Robert.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
So I mean, like like here you are, come on
over me if you want to come on over here.
I'm waiting for you.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
I'm standing in that way right now.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Okay, well wait a minute. Now. The adoption agency tell
us that you guys are not doing well financial financial?
Are you working? No? I ain't working.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
What they got doing anything. I ain't gonna get rid
of my son just because I ain't working.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Okay, but boy, budd, so in other words, you're not
you're not able to provide for him. From what I understand,
my son.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Ain't this no mean he got clothes on the back,
he got a roof over his head. Man, I'm not
you ain't coming really pick up my son. I don't
care what I got to do. Man, I go out
cut glasses.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
I make money on the side washing cars and everything. Okay, okay,
about to come here and get my son.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
But don't you think he deserves a better home. I
don't know what the what the screw up is? I
don't know, but I'm trying to at least rationalize with
you so you can understand why me and my wife.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Master you you ain't coming here get my son. You
ain't a good home right now? I love my son.
You ain't taking them nowhere.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
I'm telling you.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
I'm right here in the dried way.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Come on over here, sir.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I don't want to go back and forth, but I am.
Me and my wife are coming to get Clarence today.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Okay, come on, come on. I'm waiting for you.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
I'm not already told you about two three times.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Come on, I'll be waiting right here. I guarantee you, sir.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I don't want any altercations what I get there. I
just want Clarence to get in the car and me
and my wife are gonna take him to his new home.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
When you get here, it's gonna be one hell of
an offcasion. So you might gonna come to the law.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Whoever gonna come with you, bring our doccin agy too,
so I can whoop that too.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
You know what, man, if you was to be able
to provide for your family, wouldn't nobody be trying to
adopt your child? The problem is that you can't take
care of your family now living My wife coming over
there and were coming to get clars you.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
You ain't coming down here to get my child. Man,
as you get down here on you ain't your wife up?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
How about wit? Were you finna do what to my wife?
Speaker 6 (05:27):
Well, I don't hear women, but I'm gonna tell you
right now, you and your wife gonna come down here.
I'm gonna help most of you. Anybody come down here.
So I took my child.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
About a mile. They gonna go up fan too. I'm
coming to get it. I got to do what I got. Damn.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
I'm gonna tell you right now, you ain't coming down
here and get my son. You your wife are telling you.
Nobody's gonna come here and tell me I feel disappointed.
My wife is got my No. I don't know how
you got my all dress. I don't care what the
agency you got going through or whatever going on. But
I'm telling you right now, you come down here. I
don't know up.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
I don't try to disappoint my wife now. Just ain't
we coming to get.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
I don't give him disappointment. You want disappoint I don't
get about that right now, but you ain't about to
take my tell him about I'm gonna come and get
him out that out And I have told my wife
I was coming to get man. I'm telling man, you
better tell your wife you come here, drive away. I'm
gonna sit right here waiting for him, you know, for
the last one of y'all up, every last one here.
I don't care who he brings. You can blame President Obama,
(06:24):
and I'm gonna to you.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Ain't finna do now? You ain't finna do?
Speaker 6 (06:27):
You ain't find the hard to take myself out of
the house. I'm gonna tell him right now, everybody getting
I'm answer to do it.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Let you know this, I'm coming to get Claris Junior.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
You ain't got nothing to tell me or let me know,
I'm letting you know ride. Now you better come here
with the corner and everybody because I'm about you up.
You gonna leave here with him?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Come on, let me tell you something. Let me tell
you something.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
You can get his clothes to day. I got that
we could tell him and here have.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
A better life. He's not living a good life there
you get here.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
I'm told you about six seven, eight times. Blame me
on my dame. Well when i'm you and everybody whoever
you bring down here up?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
You trying to you know who else I'm bringing with
me because I'm bringing somebody up.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Well, you you better bring an army and say what
it better be a farmy to come down here and
get my son about that.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I'm I'm bringing nephew Tommy with me. I'm I'm bringing
nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morta show with me.
Oh man, you say, lads, this is Timmy. Man, this
is a nephew tom Man.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
Man, I'm not everybody out here. Man come down and
taking my shop.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Brother named Benjamin. Got me to get you dog.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
Oh man, see that got family.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Get see next time I see him is on.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Man, that was a good one.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
That. Uh man, all right, probably tell me one more thing, man,
what's the baddest that? I mean, the baddest radio show
in the lanes.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
The steams all the morning showed.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Me the adoption agency.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Baby man.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Alright, here we go. Coming coming up next for Nephew Tommy.
It is April nineteenth and twentieth Comedy Factory. That's the
Comedy Factory in Baltimore, Maryland. Back by popular demand from
what they tell me, the Nephew is coming back through
there April nineteenth and twentieth. Tickets are on sale right now.
The Nephew is coming up the big one that's laying
(08:25):
in the cut. Oh my god, Father's Day weekend, Father's
Day Weekend, June fifteenth at the Majestic. Yes, in Dallas, Texas.
It is Nephew Tommy's House Party Comedy Jam. You don't
want to miss it. Nephew Thommas House Party Comedy Jam.
It is in Dallas, Texas at the Majestic. And that
(08:46):
is where you get all of the Nephew that's flat
footed for a hour right the Shire that's just straight agging,
it's straight crazy. That is the Nephew. He's best. So Dallas,
come get it. Got a couple of friends with me.
But you're coming to see your boy act the Dog
on food. Come with me, Come with me, all right,
tickets on seal right now coming to dall it which
(09:07):
is where all right ready to love? Just finished up
at it.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next strawberry letter.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
And the subject of this one is the subject is
I want to tell her so bad and we'll get
into that right after this. You're listening Hard Morning Show
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is
I want to tell her so bad.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
We'll get into that.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Find out what that's all about in just a few
because right now it is time for the nephew and
today's prank phone call.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Nephew, what you got for us?
Speaker 4 (00:20):
This right here, Shirley is This is called adoption agency.
Adoption agency. I'm okay, I'm about to Yeah, I'm about
to adopt a man's child. He just don't know. I'm
about to come over there and pick the child up.
He don't know. I'm finna come through there.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Wait, what not from an agency?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
I want to come through there and get the baby.
That's what I'm finsed to do. Okay, Hey, have a
baby ready? When I get to adoption eights, you gonna
take somebody child? Yeah? Yeah, Joy, imagine you got your
grand babies at the house and I'm calling you telling
you I'm going to come through there and get these babies.
Will get there, Okay, I'm gonna get it to you. Alright,
(01:04):
let's go chet. This right here is adoption agents. Let's
go Hello.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Hello, I'm trying to reach Clarence. H yeah, this is
the Clarence. How you doing man? This is Robert Robert.
We were trying to get a schedule with you guys.
Maybe we can swing through and uh pick up little Clarence.
I guess around six, if you guys are available around six.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
H okay, hey, what do you mean picking up little Clarence?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Well, we got the we got the call that we
can come and actually pick up Clarence and and and
take him with us if you guys packed his things
up yet?
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Oh wait, man, got the call from who? Did you
can come pick them up? I don't know nothing about this.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Well my name is Robert Robert and my wife and
I got the call that we could do. You not
know about us adopting little Clarence?
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Oh what the adopting who?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Okay wait a minute, are you guys that are you
guys that drive?
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Uh yeah, that's that's my address. But uh, what what
you're talking about? You're gonna come take my son from you?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Okay, but your son is two years old? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:06):
That would you come to pick up my son?
Speaker 6 (02:09):
And what is this agency's number?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Uh? Well the agency told us that what adoption agency?
They've got all our information. We've we've filled out all
the paperwork, and you guys aren't aware that that we're
supposed to come there today to pick him up.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
We don't know what what adoptation you said. As well
as how to get my information, I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
We we've got uh pictures of Clarence and and uh
you know my wife is actually going out and bought
balloons and everything and and and we were gonna come through.
They told us anytime today, so we felt maybe like
around six pm we've come get it.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Well, no, you ain't coming here to pick up no class.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I'll tell you that right now. Okay, wait, wait a minute,
now this this this, I mean, this can't be happening. Okay,
wait a minute, Oh what's happening. You're you're you're you're clear, senior, correct,
Yes I am. And you don't know anything about us
to come over there to pick them.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Well, now I don't know that about this.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
See what's the main misplace are adoption ations who.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
Bring you my information and how they get my information
come pick up my son.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I don't know that, sir. All I know is is, uh,
we bought a car seat where where you know my
wife has bought balloons.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Man, I don't care y'all bought a car seat, balloon,
hot jail whatever. You ain't coming to get my son.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Okay, sir. I mean what I'm not gonna do is
tell my wife that we're not coming to get Clarence
Junior today.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
Oh yeah, y'all, you're gonna have to tell her that
because you ain't coming here to pick up my sir.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
From with the paperwork that I have, Clarence is actually
my son.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Now, man, you ain't your paperwork. You ain't coming here
to pick up my son.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Sir, Clarence Junior is mine. I'm actually gonna change his
name to Robert.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
So I mean, like like here you are, come on
over me if you want to come on over here.
I'm waiting for you.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
I'm standing in that way right now.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Okay, well wait a minute. Now. The adoption agency tell
us that you guys are not doing well financial financial?
Are you working? No? I ain't working.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
What they got doing anything. I ain't gonna get rid
of my son just because I ain't working.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Okay, but boy, budd, so in other words, you're not
you're not able to provide for him. From what I understand,
my son.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Ain't this no mean he got clothes on the back,
he got a roof over his head. Man, I'm not
you ain't coming really pick up my son. I don't
care what I got to do. Man, I go out
cut glasses.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
I make money on the side washing cars and everything. Okay, okay,
about to come here and get my son.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
But don't you think he deserves a better home. I
don't know what the what the screw up is? I
don't know, but I'm trying to at least rationalize with
you so you can understand why me and my wife.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Master you you ain't coming here get my son. You
ain't a good home right now? I love my son.
You ain't taking them nowhere.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
I'm telling you.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
I'm right here in the dried way.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Come on over here, sir.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I don't want to go back and forth, but I am.
Me and my wife are coming to get Clarence today.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Okay, come on, come on. I'm waiting for you.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
I'm not already told you about two three times.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Come on, I'll be waiting right here. I guarantee you, sir.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I don't want any altercations what I get there. I
just want Clarence to get in the car and me
and my wife are gonna take him to his new home.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
When you get here, it's gonna be one hell of
an offcasion. So you might gonna come to the law.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Whoever gonna come with you, bring our doccin agy too,
so I can whoop that too.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
You know what, man, if you was to be able
to provide for your family, wouldn't nobody be trying to
adopt your child? The problem is that you can't take
care of your family now living My wife coming over
there and were coming to get clars you.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
You ain't coming down here to get my child. Man,
as you get down here on you ain't your wife up?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
How about wit? Were you finna do what to my wife?
Speaker 6 (05:27):
Well, I don't hear women, but I'm gonna tell you
right now, you and your wife gonna come down here.
I'm gonna help most of you. Anybody come down here.
So I took my child.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
About a mile. They gonna go up fan too. I'm
coming to get it. I got to do what I got. Damn.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
I'm gonna tell you right now, you ain't coming down
here and get my son. You your wife are telling you.
Nobody's gonna come here and tell me I feel disappointed.
My wife is got my No. I don't know how
you got my all dress. I don't care what the
agency you got going through or whatever going on. But
I'm telling you right now, you come down here. I
don't know up.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
I don't try to disappoint my wife now. Just ain't
we coming to get.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
I don't give him disappointment. You want disappoint I don't
get about that right now, but you ain't about to
take my tell him about I'm gonna come and get
him out that out And I have told my wife
I was coming to get man. I'm telling man, you
better tell your wife you come here, drive away. I'm
gonna sit right here waiting for him, you know, for
the last one of y'all up, every last one here.
I don't care who he brings. You can blame President Obama,
(06:24):
and I'm gonna to you.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Ain't finna do now? You ain't finna do?
Speaker 6 (06:27):
You ain't find the hard to take myself out of
the house. I'm gonna tell him right now, everybody getting
I'm answer to do it.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Let you know this, I'm coming to get Claris Junior.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
You ain't got nothing to tell me or let me know,
I'm letting you know ride. Now you better come here
with the corner and everybody because I'm about you up.
You gonna leave here with him?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Come on, let me tell you something. Let me tell
you something.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
You can get his clothes to day. I got that
we could tell him and here have.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
A better life. He's not living a good life there
you get here.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
I'm told you about six seven, eight times. Blame me
on my dame. Well when i'm you and everybody whoever
you bring down here up?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
You trying to you know who else I'm bringing with
me because I'm bringing somebody up.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Well, you you better bring an army and say what
it better be a farmy to come down here and
get my son about that.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I'm I'm bringing nephew Tommy with me. I'm I'm bringing
nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morta show with me.
Oh man, you say, lads, this is Timmy. Man, this
is a nephew tom Man.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
Man, I'm not everybody out here. Man come down and
taking my shop.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Brother named Benjamin. Got me to get you dog.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
Oh man, see that got family.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Get see next time I see him is on.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Man, that was a good one.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
That. Uh man, all right, probably tell me one more thing, man,
what's the baddest that? I mean, the baddest radio show
in the lanes.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
The steams all the morning showed.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Me the adoption agency.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Baby man.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Alright, here we go. Coming coming up next for Nephew Tommy.
It is April nineteenth and twentieth Comedy Factory. That's the
Comedy Factory in Baltimore, Maryland. Back by popular demand from
what they tell me, the Nephew is coming back through
there April nineteenth and twentieth. Tickets are on sale right now.
The Nephew is coming up the big one that's laying
(08:25):
in the cut. Oh my god, Father's Day weekend, Father's
Day Weekend, June fifteenth at the Majestic. Yes, in Dallas, Texas.
It is Nephew Tommy's House Party Comedy Jam. You don't
want to miss it. Nephew Thommas House Party Comedy Jam.
It is in Dallas, Texas at the Majestic. And that
(08:46):
is where you get all of the Nephew that's flat
footed for a hour right the Shire that's just straight agging,
it's straight crazy. That is the Nephew. He's best. So Dallas,
come get it. Got a couple of friends with me.
But you're coming to see your boy act the Dog
on food. Come with me, Come with me, all right,
tickets on seal right now coming to dall it which
(09:07):
is where all right ready to love? Just finished up
at it.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next strawberry letter.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
And the subject of this one is the subject is
I want to tell her so bad and we'll get
into that right after this. You're listening Hard Morning Show
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