April 18, 2024 • 9 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, about four
minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today and the
subject is my husband's first aid kit. We'll get into
that in just a few because right now it is
time for the nephew and today's prank phone call. Nephew.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
What you got this right here? Is it's called bed bugs?
Bed bugs? You that's that's a that's a that's a
deal breaking for me. Bed bugs right here? Let's go
cat dog if you would.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Hello, Hello, trying to speak to Shenise sit here right now,
I think a messa. Uh do you know when she's
coming back? Now? Is this a business calls him? No, No,
it's personal. I need to talk to her immediately.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
No, you need to talk to me.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
It's just a man. Who was it? This is? This
is Brandon? Who are you?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
I'm Ernest Man? But why do you Knownise?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I got a bit of a situation here man. Uh.
And it's basically a financial situation that I'm owed some
money from her, so I kind of need to talk
to her about getting this money. Is totally disrupted my
whole apartment, and I need to actually see about talking
to her about getting this whole problem taking care of.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
What's the what's the situation, what's the what's going on?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I mean, I'm basically right now, I'm twenty five hundred
dollars in the rears due to Shnese and I, you know,
I need to see if she's gonna be able to
pay me for this situation or what. You know, my
girl owe you money. She owes me twenty five hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Twenty five hundred dollars for what.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
I don't even know who you are, first of all,
So what's up with the twenty five hundred dollars?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Man? First of all, my name is Brandon, okay, and
I've been I know, I've been knowing Sese probably for
the last three or four months now, Okay, So here
you want to know it all in a nutshell is
just like this. Shane's been coming through, okay for the
last three or four months, been coming over here to
my spot, to my apartment, hanging out. I'm just now
(01:57):
finding out. Within the last two weeks, I had to
get rid of my couch. I had to get rid
of my mattresses because the mattress, because it's better mattress.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Wait a man, no, wait a minute, so you're trying
to tell.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Me she was in your bed. Yeah, she's been in
my bed.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Dude, she's been in your bed?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Are you crazy? You know?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Twenty five hundred dollars? Problem is you aout twenty five
hundred dollars? You talking about my girl was in your bed. Now,
we're not even gonna get into that. You understand what
I'm saying, But that's twenty five hundred dollars. You can
forget about it.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
No, no, no, no, no, hold up the ball.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
You calling here, you calling here? You calling here? Here,
A dude, answer the phone, and you still got to
to ask for her, And they gonna tell me about
some twenty five hundred dollars about some mattress.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Dude, I'm out my mattresses, man, or a thousand bucks
full of bed bucks.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
I had to throw that away now I'm probably worry
about no damn mattress. Dude, you're talking about my girl.
We've been together for four years. I'm about to pop
the question on.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Her, and you want to sit there talking about she'd
been hanging.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
With you or take it with you for the last
four months. It's about to be over in a minute.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Now, what if you want to marry snise cool. I
don't care nothing about that.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
I don't even worry about that now. But you know,
when I was talking about some damn mattress, man, that's
that's a problem, dude. I ain't worried about no damn mattress.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
We don't worry them. I ain't got no mattress right.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Now in my house. You call them. Mind that, dude,
I do not.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Call a mattress right now, nor do I have a couch.
Do you understand I ain't.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Can't know about your mattress in the couch, Dude, I
don't care nothing about that. Your name, you said your
name Brandon, I'm.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Brandon, yes, heah brand.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Okay, don't worry about it right now, because you're gonna
find me a real slow. Don't let me find you
before you find me. Or you understand what I'm saying,
don't you don't. Don't don't add you can have them
big bugs and the mattress or whatever. Answer me for
all I care. But what I'm saying is you talking
about some big bugs. Ain't no bit bugs over here?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Okay, So what she's getting all about? See them problem
over here in my place?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
I don't can't have them. Probably she ain't bring nothing
over the first of all. But I ain't. That ain't
even a problem right now, you've.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Been over here, man, you let nobody else over here.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Right, don't worry about who you had over there. But
you're gonna call you ain't talking about no money. You
ain't getting nothing from here.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Okay. First of all, do check this out. I don't
have a problem with you, okay, Me and you cool?
No when you cool? Problem?
Speaker 4 (04:04):
We already got a problem. You call with me talking
about you been sleeping with my brother.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Hey, dog Dodge the one. I'm gonna say it again.
Me and you cool dog we cool? We not cool?
We not cool.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
But I'm gonna find out no water. I'm gonna handle
Canise myself. I'm gonna do you. I'm gonna handle you later.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
What you think to what you're talking about? You, You're
gonna handle me.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
I'm gonna handle you later. You want a mattress, right,
they do want a.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Massis right, and marry sheanise. I ain't got nothing to
do with that. My world about that and my money back, man,
for the for the property of mind that she has ruined.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Man, don't worry about that I'm gonna get you a massiss.
Don't worry about that. It's suposed to be a casket wrapped
around that.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Hell, hey, dud dude, why you sitting here creating the
trauma with me? When me, me and you, we ain't
even the problem. The problem is, Shanise.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
The problem is you picked up your phone and you
call here. That's the problem. You got you do. You
ain't got no couch, you ain't got no messance. Now
you gotta do that. You understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
You know what I see. I can't talk to you.
Win through Shanise. Get home, man.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Don't worry if I when she needs their home. What
you need to worry if I was when I find you?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Okay? So so when you're gonna have my money in
it when you find me because I need my money day, I'm.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Gonna have your money, have your mattress too. Please understand
you're gonna be wrestling red or what?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Okay? Okay, So so let me ask you this here, man, Shanissa,
bring bed buzgs over to my house. Leave them all
in my mattress, leave them all over my couch. Where
I gotta throw my stuff away? Where I'm wrong at man,
where I'm wrong.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
I'm gonna ask you straight up? Did you know she
had a man?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Say?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
What did you know she had a man?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
But I mean kind of kind of sort of but
not really though he ain't.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
No kind of sort of man even you know she
got a man or she don't got a man? You
knew she had a man?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Right?
Speaker 4 (05:39):
And you still win?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Dannie?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Right?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Hey, dog, I ain't got nothing to do with y'all. Man,
I'm dealing with these bed bugs. June.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Stand I'm saying, dude, do you understand you messing up
a four years relationship? You know how much time I
put in with this woman four years? Four years were
about to get we was about to get married, and
you call in here with this.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
What are y'all supposed to get married?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Don't worry about when we supposed to get married? Man,
you mess that all up. What I'm trying to explain
to you is due you calling here on some big bugs,
which I know she ain't got nothing to do with.
But the fact that you told me that she was
over your house and your dad, that's over. It's over now,
you understand what I'm saying. Now, when she get home
I'm gonna deal with that. You understand what I'm saying.
That's gonna get dealt with. He walking up out of here.
(06:18):
But when I leave here, please believe my next doctor
is to come find your prince of all. How did
you get the number to this apartment? That's what I
want to know.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
They do. She gave me both numbers, the cell phone
number and the house number. Told me, you know, if
it's an emergency, called the house.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Okay, and this is an emergency.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yeah, that's an emergency.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
I learn another emergency number, learning nine one one, because
when I come knocking on your dorn, either you come
out on your head of it or you better call
the cops. You understand what I'm trying to tell you.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Hey, man, do you think Tommy will pay for the
bed bugs?
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Who is Tommy?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
I'm just saying, do you think Tommy will pay for
the bed bud?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Who is Tommy?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Tommy dog nephew Tommy from the Steve Halby Morning Show. Ernest,
you just got pranked by your girl shot niece.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Man.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Y'all, y'all, ay, it was over, It was over. You
understand what I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Come on here, Come on, come on, come, on, come on,
come on, ben keeping it stupid. Oh it's getting tight
up in Baltimore. Yeah, it's getting real tight, baby. That's right,
Friday and Saturday at the Comedy Factory, getting real tight.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
We almost did just a few moments.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Ago, and I can say them famous words were getting tight.
So back by popular Man. I will be there. The
Comedy Factor. Got a few tickets left. The nephew is
coming to town. That's two Friday and to Saturday at
the Comedy Factory this weekend. All right, Tommy just added.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
This right here.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
This's gonna be good.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
This's gonna be real good. This is an evening, an
evening with nephew Tommy, May tenth and eleventh, West Palm Beach, Florida.
You understand that is Mother's Day weekend, West Palm Beach, Florida,
two nights. That is May tenth, May eleven. That's my
daddy birthday, May May tenth, May eleven at the Rinker
Playhouse after Crabbit Center. Oh my god, the nephew is
(08:14):
stepping up in some beautiful, beautiful playhouses. Oh my god,
it's an evening with nephew talking. I'm starting to sound
like I'm classing that Lord, have mercy. This boy is
just you know, I am so proud when I step
outside and look at me. I am so proud of me.
You do my long way when I step outside of
(08:35):
me and look at When I step outside of me
and look at me, I really like what me is doing.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Like that's normal. Like you guys with us for hours?
Oh come on, Uncle Steve, help us lifeless?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
See me doing it?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
So hey? Yeah, Mother's Day weekend. The nephew is who
being West Palm Beach, Florida. Tickets are on sale right
now to Friday Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
What means when about yourself?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
To see you? How far away do you have to walk?
I'll be right there, I'll be right there. I'll be
right down home. I'll be right down all right, nephew.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Coming up next Strawberry letter, the subject my husband's first
Aid kit. Will find out what that's all about. Right
after this, you're listening Hard Morning Show
Coming up at the top of the hour, about four
minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today and the
subject is my husband's first aid kit. We'll get into
that in just a few because right now it is
time for the nephew and today's prank phone call. Nephew.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
What you got this right here? Is it's called bed bugs?
Bed bugs? You that's that's a that's a that's a
deal breaking for me. Bed bugs right here? Let's go
cat dog if you would.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Hello, Hello, trying to speak to Shenise sit here right now,
I think a messa. Uh do you know when she's
coming back? Now? Is this a business calls him? No, No,
it's personal. I need to talk to her immediately.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
No, you need to talk to me.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
It's just a man. Who was it? This is? This
is Brandon? Who are you?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
I'm Ernest Man? But why do you Knownise?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I got a bit of a situation here man. Uh.
And it's basically a financial situation that I'm owed some
money from her, so I kind of need to talk
to her about getting this money. Is totally disrupted my
whole apartment, and I need to actually see about talking
to her about getting this whole problem taking care of.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
What's the what's the situation, what's the what's going on?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I mean, I'm basically right now, I'm twenty five hundred
dollars in the rears due to Shnese and I, you know,
I need to see if she's gonna be able to
pay me for this situation or what. You know, my
girl owe you money. She owes me twenty five hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Twenty five hundred dollars for what.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
I don't even know who you are, first of all,
So what's up with the twenty five hundred dollars?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Man? First of all, my name is Brandon, okay, and
I've been I know, I've been knowing Sese probably for
the last three or four months now, Okay, So here
you want to know it all in a nutshell is
just like this. Shane's been coming through, okay for the
last three or four months, been coming over here to
my spot, to my apartment, hanging out. I'm just now
(01:57):
finding out. Within the last two weeks, I had to
get rid of my couch. I had to get rid
of my mattresses because the mattress, because it's better mattress.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Wait a man, no, wait a minute, so you're trying
to tell.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Me she was in your bed. Yeah, she's been in
my bed.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Dude, she's been in your bed?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Are you crazy? You know?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Twenty five hundred dollars? Problem is you aout twenty five
hundred dollars? You talking about my girl was in your bed. Now,
we're not even gonna get into that. You understand what
I'm saying, But that's twenty five hundred dollars. You can
forget about it.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
No, no, no, no, no, hold up the ball.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
You calling here, you calling here? You calling here? Here,
A dude, answer the phone, and you still got to
to ask for her, And they gonna tell me about
some twenty five hundred dollars about some mattress.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Dude, I'm out my mattresses, man, or a thousand bucks
full of bed bucks.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
I had to throw that away now I'm probably worry
about no damn mattress. Dude, you're talking about my girl.
We've been together for four years. I'm about to pop
the question on.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Her, and you want to sit there talking about she'd
been hanging.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
With you or take it with you for the last
four months. It's about to be over in a minute.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Now, what if you want to marry snise cool. I
don't care nothing about that.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
I don't even worry about that now. But you know,
when I was talking about some damn mattress, man, that's
that's a problem, dude. I ain't worried about no damn mattress.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
We don't worry them. I ain't got no mattress right.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Now in my house. You call them. Mind that, dude,
I do not.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Call a mattress right now, nor do I have a couch.
Do you understand I ain't.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Can't know about your mattress in the couch, Dude, I
don't care nothing about that. Your name, you said your
name Brandon, I'm.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Brandon, yes, heah brand.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Okay, don't worry about it right now, because you're gonna
find me a real slow. Don't let me find you
before you find me. Or you understand what I'm saying,
don't you don't. Don't don't add you can have them
big bugs and the mattress or whatever. Answer me for
all I care. But what I'm saying is you talking
about some big bugs. Ain't no bit bugs over here?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Okay, So what she's getting all about? See them problem
over here in my place?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
I don't can't have them. Probably she ain't bring nothing
over the first of all. But I ain't. That ain't
even a problem right now, you've.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Been over here, man, you let nobody else over here.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Right, don't worry about who you had over there. But
you're gonna call you ain't talking about no money. You
ain't getting nothing from here.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Okay. First of all, do check this out. I don't
have a problem with you, okay, Me and you cool?
No when you cool? Problem?
Speaker 4 (04:04):
We already got a problem. You call with me talking
about you been sleeping with my brother.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Hey, dog Dodge the one. I'm gonna say it again.
Me and you cool dog we cool? We not cool?
We not cool.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
But I'm gonna find out no water. I'm gonna handle
Canise myself. I'm gonna do you. I'm gonna handle you later.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
What you think to what you're talking about? You, You're
gonna handle me.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
I'm gonna handle you later. You want a mattress, right,
they do want a.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Massis right, and marry sheanise. I ain't got nothing to
do with that. My world about that and my money back, man,
for the for the property of mind that she has ruined.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Man, don't worry about that I'm gonna get you a massiss.
Don't worry about that. It's suposed to be a casket wrapped
around that.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Hell, hey, dud dude, why you sitting here creating the
trauma with me? When me, me and you, we ain't
even the problem. The problem is, Shanise.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
The problem is you picked up your phone and you
call here. That's the problem. You got you do. You
ain't got no couch, you ain't got no messance. Now
you gotta do that. You understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
You know what I see. I can't talk to you.
Win through Shanise. Get home, man.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Don't worry if I when she needs their home. What
you need to worry if I was when I find you?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Okay? So so when you're gonna have my money in
it when you find me because I need my money day, I'm.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Gonna have your money, have your mattress too. Please understand
you're gonna be wrestling red or what?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Okay? Okay, So so let me ask you this here, man, Shanissa,
bring bed buzgs over to my house. Leave them all
in my mattress, leave them all over my couch. Where
I gotta throw my stuff away? Where I'm wrong at man,
where I'm wrong.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
I'm gonna ask you straight up? Did you know she
had a man?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Say?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
What did you know she had a man?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
But I mean kind of kind of sort of but
not really though he ain't.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
No kind of sort of man even you know she
got a man or she don't got a man? You
knew she had a man?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Right?
Speaker 4 (05:39):
And you still win?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Dannie?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Right?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Hey, dog, I ain't got nothing to do with y'all. Man,
I'm dealing with these bed bugs. June.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Stand I'm saying, dude, do you understand you messing up
a four years relationship? You know how much time I
put in with this woman four years? Four years were
about to get we was about to get married, and
you call in here with this.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
What are y'all supposed to get married?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Don't worry about when we supposed to get married? Man,
you mess that all up. What I'm trying to explain
to you is due you calling here on some big bugs,
which I know she ain't got nothing to do with.
But the fact that you told me that she was
over your house and your dad, that's over. It's over now,
you understand what I'm saying. Now, when she get home
I'm gonna deal with that. You understand what I'm saying.
That's gonna get dealt with. He walking up out of here.
(06:18):
But when I leave here, please believe my next doctor
is to come find your prince of all. How did
you get the number to this apartment? That's what I
want to know.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
They do. She gave me both numbers, the cell phone
number and the house number. Told me, you know, if
it's an emergency, called the house.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Okay, and this is an emergency.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yeah, that's an emergency.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
I learn another emergency number, learning nine one one, because
when I come knocking on your dorn, either you come
out on your head of it or you better call
the cops. You understand what I'm trying to tell you.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Hey, man, do you think Tommy will pay for the
bed bugs?
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Who is Tommy?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
I'm just saying, do you think Tommy will pay for
the bed bud?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Who is Tommy?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Tommy dog nephew Tommy from the Steve Halby Morning Show. Ernest,
you just got pranked by your girl shot niece.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Man.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Y'all, y'all, ay, it was over, It was over. You
understand what I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Come on here, Come on, come on, come, on, come on,
come on, ben keeping it stupid. Oh it's getting tight
up in Baltimore. Yeah, it's getting real tight, baby. That's right,
Friday and Saturday at the Comedy Factory, getting real tight.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
We almost did just a few moments.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Ago, and I can say them famous words were getting tight.
So back by popular Man. I will be there. The
Comedy Factor. Got a few tickets left. The nephew is
coming to town. That's two Friday and to Saturday at
the Comedy Factory this weekend. All right, Tommy just added.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
This right here.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
This's gonna be good.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
This's gonna be real good. This is an evening, an
evening with nephew Tommy, May tenth and eleventh, West Palm Beach, Florida.
You understand that is Mother's Day weekend, West Palm Beach, Florida,
two nights. That is May tenth, May eleven. That's my
daddy birthday, May May tenth, May eleven at the Rinker
Playhouse after Crabbit Center. Oh my god, the nephew is
(08:14):
stepping up in some beautiful, beautiful playhouses. Oh my god,
it's an evening with nephew talking. I'm starting to sound
like I'm classing that Lord, have mercy. This boy is
just you know, I am so proud when I step
outside and look at me. I am so proud of me.
You do my long way when I step outside of
(08:35):
me and look at When I step outside of me
and look at me, I really like what me is doing.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Like that's normal. Like you guys with us for hours?
Oh come on, Uncle Steve, help us lifeless?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
See me doing it?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
So hey? Yeah, Mother's Day weekend. The nephew is who
being West Palm Beach, Florida. Tickets are on sale right
now to Friday Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
What means when about yourself?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
To see you? How far away do you have to walk?
I'll be right there, I'll be right there. I'll be
right down home. I'll be right down all right, nephew.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Coming up next Strawberry letter, the subject my husband's first
Aid kit. Will find out what that's all about. Right
after this, you're listening Hard Morning Show
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