April 19, 2024 • 9 mins
You can't bring the whole NBA to the NBA Party and by the way, who is Simone?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is he
doesn't want me with his brother. We'll get into that,
find out what that's all about.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Brother, he ain't worth for damn.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Just a few.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Wait do you hear it? But right now it is
time for the prank phone call with the nephew. Nephew,
what you got?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Well, certainly we just started the NBA playoffs, the NBA
playoffs just jumping off. And that's right here. This is
the NBA party, NBA party. All right, We're throwing an
NBA party. And you know I'm coming to the party.
It's all right if I come to the party. But
I just might be coming to the party with your wife.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I wonder you're him and and Han over there.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Let's go keet though. Take a listen. Here we go.
NBA party.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Hello a long time. I'm looking for brandigin. Hey, Brad,
how you doing this? Ponto man? I'm one of Marcus
this boys. How you doing man?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah? It was that a Hey, y'all talked to Marcus man.
He was telling me about you know, the uh, the
playoff party. Man for for for Sunday, man. So, uh
you told me if it was cool, I would come through. Man,
I just wanted to call it. And how you see
if I can if I need to bring anything, uh
food or some drinks or whatever. You know, you took
your friends the markets. Yeah yeah, this is pontroal man.
I'm friends with market. Okay, yeah, yeah, I think it's cool.
(01:33):
Yeah yeah, well now you ain't the great unt unless,
of course, you know you you're drinking something special. But
uh yeah, it's gonna be me Marcus and uh you
know a couple of other boys gonna be here and
uh you know, whatever you wanna bring it, why ill
be So yeah, that's cool, okay, okay, okay, what time
y'all starting? Man? He told me like around one. Yeah, yeah,
I'm gonna be there all day, but you know you're
coming through by one, one, two o'clock. You know, just
(01:54):
before the game get started, had to you know, got
the flat screen going if they had to be laid out.
So uh yeah, just come on through whatever you comes through,
all right, just remember, man, Pancho, all right, I'll beat there.
I got it, all right? Cool all right, So hey
hey Brant Yo, Hey Pancho again. Man, listen real quick.
How much how much food? And and and and look
(02:15):
at do you have? Uh? I think we got in
love for for suddenly it was what you got going on?
What's up? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I got I got like
three boys gonna ride with me. Man, I just want
to make sure you got enough over there. Okay, who
is this again? This punchos? You know we talked about
thirty minutes ago. This Puncho a monk Marcu's friend, right, right, okay,
(02:37):
uh I remember my call you just about thirty minutes ago,
told you Marcus told me. Yeah that's right. Yeah, I'm
sorry for bringing back and forth. Uh yeah, well, I
mean I guess it's all right. So you know, we
ain't trying to overload the joints man. Just you know,
I know Marcus and if you're a friend of his,
then but that's cool. You can come to you. It
ain't but three guys, man, It ain't the three guys
(02:57):
coming with me.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Man.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
The they real cool man. We we we we're bringing
something to put on your pill or whatever. You know,
it'll be good. Okay, yeah that's cool man, But you know, yeah, yeah,
come on through man, all right, all right, all right,
I talked to you. I talked to you, all right, Brett.
Hey is that wait? Is whatever? Marcus is one of
the guys Marcus? Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, I
(03:19):
got it. It's three guys me, I make four, you
know some of three other guys. Yeah, whatever, man, that's cool. Yeah,
bringing through the man, come on, it's like all right,
all right, all right, lak hello, hey Brad, Pancho again. Man, listen, hey,
I'm I'm gonna bring one more I'm gonna bring one
(03:39):
more person with me to hold a pumpky breaks lay wait,
hold up, old up, now, what's up? You market this friend? Yeah,
you're me and one Pancho. Yeah, okay, I know you,
Pancho man, but you're bringing everybody, but just go camp
and Marcus is cool with me. That's my thought. We
go way back and if you cool with him too,
then okay you can come. You know, I'm trying to
(04:00):
have an NBA playoff game. You bringing the whole NBA
with you? No, no, no, it ain't like that, man, man.
I mean, place isn't that big. You know, my wife
is gonna be coming through here, and you know I
got the house lay out. I thought I wouldn't un
destory the place if I just got the doghouse like
two weeks ago. I ain't trying to put that up.
So what you're coming through, you come through, you know,
(04:21):
bring one or two people with you. But that's it. Okay, alright,
well listen to you. He would have decided me, I
ain't gonna bring the duel with me. I'm just gonna
bring a little lady friend with me, man if is
that cool? I'm just gonna bring a little lady friend,
no duds. Okay, that's cool. Now you're talking, okay, because
I know she ain't eat it so much, come on
through here with her and you know, be done with
That's fine, right right right. I'm gonna call someone now
and tell her and tell her that that that she
(04:43):
coming with me. Okay, what's her name? Her name's Simon.
That's funny, that's my watch name. Okay, okay, okay, maybe
they'll hook up while they while we're watching the game.
That'll beg she ain't be here, so I send her
and her girls care they the nails done. Okay, Okay,
So check this out. Man. I'm I'm anna re out
to Simone and let her know that we're gonna we're
gonna leave it and get over there like about one.
(05:03):
And you say it's cool, right, yeah, yeah, it's cool man.
That that's a whole lot better than being about up
in here. Okay, okay, but yeah yeah yeah. Now and
I take this man, mine, uh you know, my friend
she she she married, you know, and and she wanted
to get away from my husband. For a minute, man,
I guess I've been going through so you know, you know,
just keep hold up the way back back up there
I go bringing a married woman named Samoan. What are
(05:25):
the eyes of that? My wife's name is Samoon? Okay,
well do I mean it might? What was this pointing? Simone?
Is her last name? Is that's my last name? Wait?
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait hold on wait
wait wait wait hold on, hold on, darg this this okay,
this this Simon is light skin. Yeah, you keep on
describing her. She's light skin, five gone, short hair at
(05:49):
the Halley said yeah, that's that's that's that's that's I
want you doing. My wife, Hey, dog, me and Simone
in friends for a minute. Man. It wasn't ntil Like
a couple of weeks ago, she reached out to me
and said she was she was going through something. Some
some power it reached out to you to tell you
that she's going through some stuff with a dude. Well
I'm that dude. Okay, okay, I see my wife. Hey man,
(06:11):
I mean, you know about a year, but who counting?
You know what I'm saying a year that's about the
time we started having some issues. Yeah, yeah, y'all come
on over to this party. Hey man, I'm sure we
can try to figure this kind of situation. I no
pump your price. My wife don't give you. I don't
given about her either, and you know you are you
know they say, you know what, I've always believed this.
(06:33):
There are no mistakes when this. Everything happens when it's
supposed to be. So it's funny how you call me. Okay, okay, listen, man, listen,
I getting this number. My boy gave no hit to
something you probably called it and directing from her. That's
what my boy gave me. This knocked up lead. Leave
someone out of this. Man, you can't tell me right now.
You know I'm not jumping with you right now. I'm
(06:54):
gonna call her matter saying I ain't gonna call at all.
Don't don't tell her my wife. Just bring to the party.
I got a guest for this for you. I got
a three eighty, I got a smith, I got a Western,
I got a size fourteen tiller and go right up here. Yes,
come on over with this part. Okay, Hey man, hey man, listen,
listen my boy, my boy gave me your number. Man,
(07:15):
so I don't know who my boy is. Marcin said
he don't know you. Marcas don't know me. But guess
who else knows me though that you don't know for
say something? Hey, Brad, this is nephew tire me man
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your boy Marcus got
me the prank phone. Call you what I don't give us?
(07:44):
This is so I'm gonna get up yall. Hey Brad,
what was you gonna do with the party? Man? Yeah? Man, uh,
it's about this. Let me ask you something. What's the
baddest radio show in the lane. It's Sustain Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Come on, y'all, Jimmy, Temmy, Jimmy, tell me, don't do it. Hey,
We're just trying to watch a little basketball.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Man.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Come on, baby, it's all right going down tonight. The
nephew is in town. I am here, Baltimore, Maryland. Yes,
I am in the b MO. Baby. So I have
added another show Sunday, four o'clock. That's a matter. They
show Sunday at four o'clock. The nephew has added a show.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
And that's it.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
That is it, all right? Laying in the cut is
an evening with Nephew Tommy. That is May tenth and eleven,
West Palm Beach, Florida. I will be at the Rinker
Playhouse inside the Cravit Center. You do not want to
miss that. May tenth and May eleven, an evening with
Nephew Tommy, West Palm Beach. The nephew is coming and
laying in the cut. Father's Day Weekend at the Majestic Theater, Dallas, Texas. Baby,
(08:59):
that is June fifteenth, Saturday night, Father's Day Weekend. That
is Nephew Thomas House Party Comedy Jam. Tickets are on
sale right now. You hear what I said. I said,
tickets are on sale right now, Baltimore. That's it. That's
the last show, I promise you, all right.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Nephew coming up next Strawberry letter. The subject is he
doesn't want me to be with his brother. We'll find
out why right after this. You're listening Dave Harvey Morning
Show
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is he
doesn't want me with his brother. We'll get into that,
find out what that's all about.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Brother, he ain't worth for damn.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Just a few.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Wait do you hear it? But right now it is
time for the prank phone call with the nephew. Nephew,
what you got?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Well, certainly we just started the NBA playoffs, the NBA
playoffs just jumping off. And that's right here. This is
the NBA party, NBA party. All right, We're throwing an
NBA party. And you know I'm coming to the party.
It's all right if I come to the party. But
I just might be coming to the party with your wife.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I wonder you're him and and Han over there.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Let's go keet though. Take a listen. Here we go.
NBA party.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Hello a long time. I'm looking for brandigin. Hey, Brad,
how you doing this? Ponto man? I'm one of Marcus
this boys. How you doing man?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah? It was that a Hey, y'all talked to Marcus man.
He was telling me about you know, the uh, the
playoff party. Man for for for Sunday, man. So, uh
you told me if it was cool, I would come through. Man,
I just wanted to call it. And how you see
if I can if I need to bring anything, uh
food or some drinks or whatever. You know, you took
your friends the markets. Yeah yeah, this is pontroal man.
I'm friends with market. Okay, yeah, yeah, I think it's cool.
(01:33):
Yeah yeah, well now you ain't the great unt unless,
of course, you know you you're drinking something special. But
uh yeah, it's gonna be me Marcus and uh you
know a couple of other boys gonna be here and
uh you know, whatever you wanna bring it, why ill
be So yeah, that's cool, okay, okay, okay, what time
y'all starting? Man? He told me like around one. Yeah, yeah,
I'm gonna be there all day, but you know you're
coming through by one, one, two o'clock. You know, just
(01:54):
before the game get started, had to you know, got
the flat screen going if they had to be laid out.
So uh yeah, just come on through whatever you comes through,
all right, just remember, man, Pancho, all right, I'll beat there.
I got it, all right? Cool all right, So hey
hey Brant Yo, Hey Pancho again. Man, listen real quick.
How much how much food? And and and and look
(02:15):
at do you have? Uh? I think we got in
love for for suddenly it was what you got going on?
What's up? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I got I got like
three boys gonna ride with me. Man, I just want
to make sure you got enough over there. Okay, who
is this again? This punchos? You know we talked about
thirty minutes ago. This Puncho a monk Marcu's friend, right, right, okay,
(02:37):
uh I remember my call you just about thirty minutes ago,
told you Marcus told me. Yeah that's right. Yeah, I'm
sorry for bringing back and forth. Uh yeah, well, I
mean I guess it's all right. So you know, we
ain't trying to overload the joints man. Just you know,
I know Marcus and if you're a friend of his,
then but that's cool. You can come to you. It
ain't but three guys, man, It ain't the three guys
(02:57):
coming with me.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Man.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
The they real cool man. We we we we're bringing
something to put on your pill or whatever. You know,
it'll be good. Okay, yeah that's cool man, But you know, yeah, yeah,
come on through man, all right, all right, all right,
I talked to you. I talked to you, all right, Brett.
Hey is that wait? Is whatever? Marcus is one of
the guys Marcus? Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, I
(03:19):
got it. It's three guys me, I make four, you
know some of three other guys. Yeah, whatever, man, that's cool. Yeah,
bringing through the man, come on, it's like all right,
all right, all right, lak hello, hey Brad, Pancho again. Man, listen, hey,
I'm I'm gonna bring one more I'm gonna bring one
(03:39):
more person with me to hold a pumpky breaks lay wait,
hold up, old up, now, what's up? You market this friend? Yeah,
you're me and one Pancho. Yeah, okay, I know you,
Pancho man, but you're bringing everybody, but just go camp
and Marcus is cool with me. That's my thought. We
go way back and if you cool with him too,
then okay you can come. You know, I'm trying to
(04:00):
have an NBA playoff game. You bringing the whole NBA
with you? No, no, no, it ain't like that, man, man.
I mean, place isn't that big. You know, my wife
is gonna be coming through here, and you know I
got the house lay out. I thought I wouldn't un
destory the place if I just got the doghouse like
two weeks ago. I ain't trying to put that up.
So what you're coming through, you come through, you know,
(04:21):
bring one or two people with you. But that's it. Okay, alright,
well listen to you. He would have decided me, I
ain't gonna bring the duel with me. I'm just gonna
bring a little lady friend with me, man if is
that cool? I'm just gonna bring a little lady friend,
no duds. Okay, that's cool. Now you're talking, okay, because
I know she ain't eat it so much, come on
through here with her and you know, be done with
That's fine, right right right. I'm gonna call someone now
and tell her and tell her that that that she
(04:43):
coming with me. Okay, what's her name? Her name's Simon.
That's funny, that's my watch name. Okay, okay, okay, maybe
they'll hook up while they while we're watching the game.
That'll beg she ain't be here, so I send her
and her girls care they the nails done. Okay, Okay,
So check this out. Man. I'm I'm anna re out
to Simone and let her know that we're gonna we're
gonna leave it and get over there like about one.
(05:03):
And you say it's cool, right, yeah, yeah, it's cool man.
That that's a whole lot better than being about up
in here. Okay, okay, but yeah yeah yeah. Now and
I take this man, mine, uh you know, my friend
she she she married, you know, and and she wanted
to get away from my husband. For a minute, man,
I guess I've been going through so you know, you know,
just keep hold up the way back back up there
I go bringing a married woman named Samoan. What are
(05:25):
the eyes of that? My wife's name is Samoon? Okay,
well do I mean it might? What was this pointing? Simone?
Is her last name? Is that's my last name? Wait?
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait hold on wait
wait wait wait hold on, hold on, darg this this okay,
this this Simon is light skin. Yeah, you keep on
describing her. She's light skin, five gone, short hair at
(05:49):
the Halley said yeah, that's that's that's that's that's I
want you doing. My wife, Hey, dog, me and Simone
in friends for a minute. Man. It wasn't ntil Like
a couple of weeks ago, she reached out to me
and said she was she was going through something. Some
some power it reached out to you to tell you
that she's going through some stuff with a dude. Well
I'm that dude. Okay, okay, I see my wife. Hey man,
(06:11):
I mean, you know about a year, but who counting?
You know what I'm saying a year that's about the
time we started having some issues. Yeah, yeah, y'all come
on over to this party. Hey man, I'm sure we
can try to figure this kind of situation. I no
pump your price. My wife don't give you. I don't
given about her either, and you know you are you
know they say, you know what, I've always believed this.
(06:33):
There are no mistakes when this. Everything happens when it's
supposed to be. So it's funny how you call me. Okay, okay, listen, man, listen,
I getting this number. My boy gave no hit to
something you probably called it and directing from her. That's
what my boy gave me. This knocked up lead. Leave
someone out of this. Man, you can't tell me right now.
You know I'm not jumping with you right now. I'm
(06:54):
gonna call her matter saying I ain't gonna call at all.
Don't don't tell her my wife. Just bring to the party.
I got a guest for this for you. I got
a three eighty, I got a smith, I got a Western,
I got a size fourteen tiller and go right up here. Yes,
come on over with this part. Okay, Hey man, hey man, listen,
listen my boy, my boy gave me your number. Man,
(07:15):
so I don't know who my boy is. Marcin said
he don't know you. Marcas don't know me. But guess
who else knows me though that you don't know for
say something? Hey, Brad, this is nephew tire me man
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your boy Marcus got
me the prank phone. Call you what I don't give us?
(07:44):
This is so I'm gonna get up yall. Hey Brad,
what was you gonna do with the party? Man? Yeah? Man, uh,
it's about this. Let me ask you something. What's the
baddest radio show in the lane. It's Sustain Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Come on, y'all, Jimmy, Temmy, Jimmy, tell me, don't do it. Hey,
We're just trying to watch a little basketball.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Man.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Come on, baby, it's all right going down tonight. The
nephew is in town. I am here, Baltimore, Maryland. Yes,
I am in the b MO. Baby. So I have
added another show Sunday, four o'clock. That's a matter. They
show Sunday at four o'clock. The nephew has added a show.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
And that's it.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
That is it, all right? Laying in the cut is
an evening with Nephew Tommy. That is May tenth and eleven,
West Palm Beach, Florida. I will be at the Rinker
Playhouse inside the Cravit Center. You do not want to
miss that. May tenth and May eleven, an evening with
Nephew Tommy, West Palm Beach. The nephew is coming and
laying in the cut. Father's Day Weekend at the Majestic Theater, Dallas, Texas. Baby,
(08:59):
that is June fifteenth, Saturday night, Father's Day Weekend. That
is Nephew Thomas House Party Comedy Jam. Tickets are on
sale right now. You hear what I said. I said,
tickets are on sale right now, Baltimore. That's it. That's
the last show, I promise you, all right.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Nephew coming up next Strawberry letter. The subject is he
doesn't want me to be with his brother. We'll find
out why right after this. You're listening Dave Harvey Morning
Show
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