April 25, 2024 • 9 mins
Thunderbolt is an exotic dancer who may know your lady better than you.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is fight or flight. Fight or Flight. We'll
get into that in just a few because right now
the nephew is here with today's prank phone, called nephew.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
What you got Well, I want you to picture me
as a strip of the day. Okay, you can see
that I would delete delete what I got it. I
can see it. You can see it ain't for you
and everything. Hell yeah, I got the name. I got
the name. The name is Thunderboat. Thunderbomb, the name I had.
(00:37):
Oh lord, what did you What name you got? Mighty mouth?
Oh see right there right they fly you in on
the cape and everything.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Hey you out there standing, old block of cheese, just.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Strip hall looad.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
This is Thunderboat, y'all? All right, Thunderboat. Let's go catch dog.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Hello, hey man, let me let me not here.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Who's called?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Hey? Just thunned the boat from the club man? What
time she get in the Hello? Yeah, yeah, this thun
the boat man. What times she get in?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
What you mean? What time you get in? Uh? She
ain't in here now, But you know what I mean.
I'm what you need.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Hey, Uh, I'm trying to falling up on. I'm trying
to actually get an address and stuff. Man, she got
me dancing this weekend on Saturday night, and I want
to see it. Make sure I got to address everything,
everything still on. You know, already gave my slot up here,
got you dancing? Said what not?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
What you mean she got you dancing?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
She asked me to do some male dancing on Saturday night.
So I went on and took off at the club,
and uh, you know.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
She's already got my my guy, ain't she ain't had
to do no male dancing. My guess she now, my
guess she goes, she goes to school at night on weekend.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
So you know, okay, okay, okay, who was it?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
I ain't David David fiance? What yeah, that's my gas.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, squeaking fin to getting married,
squeaky squeaky Wait wait wait, okay, my guys name I'm dating? Right? Okay,
that's that's that's squeaky squeaking Fina.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Get mad on my gas. You said you a dancer?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I dance? That man is I'm thinking for?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
But how do you know? My gas?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
She come to the club on Saturday. She asked me
about doing some dancing for this coming Saturday, so she
already gave me half the money.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
He come to the club on Saturdays. Now, my girl,
she goes to school on Saturdays.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Mayne, you know, now do what Listen? First of all,
I'm blown away by you're trying to tell me Squeaking
married that you got me really toe up with her.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
I don't know. No, No, Squeaky, that's what.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
We call her at the club, man. Man, Look at
I'm not finna get into all of that. What I'm
really calling by this, she got me working this weekend
doing some dancing, and I'm trying to just make sure
that we're all for this week because I didn't gave
my spot up at the club.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
You're trying to tell me, Michael hanging out at a
buck naked club with dance man.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Squeaky been coming up in them man for the last.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Buck a week. Been there long enough, Heath nick name.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I've been knowing Squeaky four five years, Squeaky being coming man,
this this thunderboat. Me and Squeaky go way back.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Oh no, man, well we gonna handle it when she
get in here. And you can you know hand to yours?
Have you got to handle it? Talk to whoever you
got you to get your little money or whatever.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Or no, no, no, no my spot. I ain't gonna wait
a minute, mate, that that's not say Is you listening? Man?
I can't get my slide back at the club. The
squeaky got to give me the remaining balance, man, even
if she ain't gonna do it. I need my other
winning value and.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
I can't gonna give you the raining balance of nothing.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Hey man, I need to ring my mo money.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
That that she gave you what you're saying, and you
can just count that out. She ain't gonna give your thing.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Hey man, I'm the boat gonna get his money. Man,
I need my one fitting other.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Boat gonna get his quip.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Well, then that's what you got to do. And that's
what you got to do.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Man. I told you what that's for, thunderboat, for the
anything to get no cat talking about colling. We kid
all this, so I ain't working for to give money
a wing to something the boat like that or whatever.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Hey man, look man, it's thunderboat. It ain't lightning. It's thunderboat.
Lightning work on Wednesday night. Just Thunderboat.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
I don't know who you done talk to already about that,
but you need to holler that theam. But don't be
calling here asking my gal to give you some money.
Ain't giving you cause she don't make nothing.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I'm coming over there now and get my money from Squeaky.
I ain't hear it.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Don't make nothing. I think all the money around here,
so you ain't gonna get nothing from over year finding
so you can wipe that your mind.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I'm coming over there to get my money from Squeaky today.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
You coming over here.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I'm coming over there to get my money from Squeaky. Look,
but I ain't got time to play at my slot
at the club.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
See what you get. See if you get some money,
get your lean out.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Thunder coming over there to get the rest of his dollar.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
You better not bring up over here because you come up,
I tell you what. Bring them on over here, and
I'm gonna show you lightning. I ain't know you've got
some money already for she right in here and gives
you money away. I'm suddenly I'll tell you what you
bring your over here if you want.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
To, and watching for Joe down and that all I'm
saying is I'm finna come over there and wait outside
down so Squeaky to get there to get the rest
of my money. That's what I'm saying to you.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
You're gonna come over and.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Sit outside what I'm finna come over there and wait
outside for Squeaky to get there so I could get
the rest.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Of my money over here and sit outside my house.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
That's what I'm finna do, is that's what it takes
for me to get my money for Squeaky.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
I tell you what you bring up over here, Dan
sit outside my house and we can get your here.
You blow the horn, that's what you do. You throw
the horse. So I come out there and need you
and let you know what's going down with bush On
and we make me there. She can see your laid out, like,
come on over here and get your money.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I'm going to get my money, squeeny on you one
hundred and fifty dollars and I'm finn come get I
don't give her.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
What's she on you about?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Under to that?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Mama? Is she giving you? You oughta be happy with that?
You want to come over here talking about you want
some more money?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
You know somebody own thunder boat one hundred and fifty
dollars and thunder Boat gonna get his money.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Broughter, try to go up and dance at the club
on this weekend free so here you will not be
dancing at the talking about sitting out front of my house.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Squeaky gonna give me my one fit. You ain't even
got nothing to do with this, no way. This transaction
is between me and Squeaky. It ain't got nothing to
do with you, no way.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Hey, your name is Denn. It's got everything to do
with me. You call my talking about killing you something
money and neither. I'm right, man, Bring you come over here.
I got your money. Come get you when I got
your money right here, I'm be sitting out front waiting
on you.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Squeaky and want to ask for me to dance Saturday night,
Squeaky as I told her three hundred dollars plus kills. Now,
I ain't gonna get no tips. But I tell you what,
I am gonna get my three hundred dollars. I got
one fifty and I'm gonna get the other one fifty
with Squeaky. Get on.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
You ain't getting it from me. You don't get your
busser from me.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
I got one more thing I need to say to you.
What you're listening to me?
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Said?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Man?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
What I'm listening? He ain't you got? This is meth You.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Timm it from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just
got pranked by your homeboy? Who Who's this? This is? Nephew?
Tell me man, from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
just got pranked by your homeboy.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
God you see the quist say too much? Man, y'all
had met this. I'm putting on boots.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Man, I got gear.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
I'm gonna go out here and squabble. I got pikes
and bat I'm gonna go out in the whole man
a right, man, y'all, bro, I'll be glad with somebody.
Thank yo. Tell me I'm gonna get that. Y'all got me?
Y'all got me?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Hey man, I got one more thing I gotta ask you, man,
what is what is the baddest I'm talking about the
baddest radio show in the lane.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Thunderbolt is name? Man, Thunderbolt? Baby put this back on
my Thunday. You know I don't too much do thunder
y'all better put.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Hey mighty, Let me ask you a question how much
it's thunderbolt, Tommy.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I saw for private gigs, I charged to show up
a thousand, show up, you know, and then and then
you know, then you just make it rain for the tips.
But yeah, for a thousand, I shows up and that's
what that's for. Thirty minutes. What Now, my last job
(08:20):
was at a you know, uh uh Jared Ashley Center.
But I'm getting I'm getting more gigs coming up. You
know what I'm saying. I'm getting Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know,
I saw you. I heard what happened to you at
that nursing home when you were bus They didn't have
money to pay you, so they were throwing pills at you.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, I got a lot of drugs right now, a
lot of I got stuff off riders, I got I
got everything you might be looking for. I got it.
But you know, hey, the nephew would be there. Let
that be lines hosted by yours truly at the You
two Theater. That is May fifth. May fifth is happening
(09:02):
during the Netflix is a Joke Festival. You got cav
on stage, Tony Baker, Lavelle Crawford and hosted my nephew
Tommy JJ Williamson and my man Fred Hammond and his
band all clean laughs. Let that be laughed, all.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next, Today's Strawberry Letter,
the subject fight or flight. We'll get into it right
after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is fight or flight. Fight or Flight. We'll
get into that in just a few because right now
the nephew is here with today's prank phone, called nephew.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
What you got Well, I want you to picture me
as a strip of the day. Okay, you can see
that I would delete delete what I got it. I
can see it. You can see it ain't for you
and everything. Hell yeah, I got the name. I got
the name. The name is Thunderboat. Thunderbomb, the name I had.
(00:37):
Oh lord, what did you What name you got? Mighty mouth?
Oh see right there right they fly you in on
the cape and everything.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Hey you out there standing, old block of cheese, just.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Strip hall looad.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
This is Thunderboat, y'all? All right, Thunderboat. Let's go catch dog.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Hello, hey man, let me let me not here.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Who's called?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Hey? Just thunned the boat from the club man? What
time she get in the Hello? Yeah, yeah, this thun
the boat man. What times she get in?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
What you mean? What time you get in? Uh? She
ain't in here now, But you know what I mean.
I'm what you need.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Hey, Uh, I'm trying to falling up on. I'm trying
to actually get an address and stuff. Man, she got
me dancing this weekend on Saturday night, and I want
to see it. Make sure I got to address everything,
everything still on. You know, already gave my slot up here,
got you dancing? Said what not?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
What you mean she got you dancing?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
She asked me to do some male dancing on Saturday night.
So I went on and took off at the club,
and uh, you know.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
She's already got my my guy, ain't she ain't had
to do no male dancing. My guess she now, my
guess she goes, she goes to school at night on weekend.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
So you know, okay, okay, okay, who was it?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
I ain't David David fiance? What yeah, that's my gas.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, squeaking fin to getting married,
squeaky squeaky Wait wait wait, okay, my guys name I'm dating? Right? Okay,
that's that's that's squeaky squeaking Fina.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Get mad on my gas. You said you a dancer?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I dance? That man is I'm thinking for?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
But how do you know? My gas?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
She come to the club on Saturday. She asked me
about doing some dancing for this coming Saturday, so she
already gave me half the money.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
He come to the club on Saturdays. Now, my girl,
she goes to school on Saturdays.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Mayne, you know, now do what Listen? First of all,
I'm blown away by you're trying to tell me Squeaking
married that you got me really toe up with her.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
I don't know. No, No, Squeaky, that's what.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
We call her at the club, man. Man, Look at
I'm not finna get into all of that. What I'm
really calling by this, she got me working this weekend
doing some dancing, and I'm trying to just make sure
that we're all for this week because I didn't gave
my spot up at the club.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
You're trying to tell me, Michael hanging out at a
buck naked club with dance man.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Squeaky been coming up in them man for the last.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Buck a week. Been there long enough, Heath nick name.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I've been knowing Squeaky four five years, Squeaky being coming man,
this this thunderboat. Me and Squeaky go way back.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Oh no, man, well we gonna handle it when she
get in here. And you can you know hand to yours?
Have you got to handle it? Talk to whoever you
got you to get your little money or whatever.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Or no, no, no, no my spot. I ain't gonna wait
a minute, mate, that that's not say Is you listening? Man?
I can't get my slide back at the club. The
squeaky got to give me the remaining balance, man, even
if she ain't gonna do it. I need my other
winning value and.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
I can't gonna give you the raining balance of nothing.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Hey man, I need to ring my mo money.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
That that she gave you what you're saying, and you
can just count that out. She ain't gonna give your thing.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Hey man, I'm the boat gonna get his money. Man,
I need my one fitting other.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Boat gonna get his quip.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Well, then that's what you got to do. And that's
what you got to do.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Man. I told you what that's for, thunderboat, for the
anything to get no cat talking about colling. We kid
all this, so I ain't working for to give money
a wing to something the boat like that or whatever.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Hey man, look man, it's thunderboat. It ain't lightning. It's thunderboat.
Lightning work on Wednesday night. Just Thunderboat.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
I don't know who you done talk to already about that,
but you need to holler that theam. But don't be
calling here asking my gal to give you some money.
Ain't giving you cause she don't make nothing.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I'm coming over there now and get my money from Squeaky.
I ain't hear it.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Don't make nothing. I think all the money around here,
so you ain't gonna get nothing from over year finding
so you can wipe that your mind.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I'm coming over there to get my money from Squeaky today.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
You coming over here.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I'm coming over there to get my money from Squeaky. Look,
but I ain't got time to play at my slot
at the club.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
See what you get. See if you get some money,
get your lean out.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Thunder coming over there to get the rest of his dollar.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
You better not bring up over here because you come up,
I tell you what. Bring them on over here, and
I'm gonna show you lightning. I ain't know you've got
some money already for she right in here and gives
you money away. I'm suddenly I'll tell you what you
bring your over here if you want.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
To, and watching for Joe down and that all I'm
saying is I'm finna come over there and wait outside
down so Squeaky to get there to get the rest
of my money. That's what I'm saying to you.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
You're gonna come over and.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Sit outside what I'm finna come over there and wait
outside for Squeaky to get there so I could get
the rest.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Of my money over here and sit outside my house.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
That's what I'm finna do, is that's what it takes
for me to get my money for Squeaky.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
I tell you what you bring up over here, Dan
sit outside my house and we can get your here.
You blow the horn, that's what you do. You throw
the horse. So I come out there and need you
and let you know what's going down with bush On
and we make me there. She can see your laid out, like,
come on over here and get your money.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I'm going to get my money, squeeny on you one
hundred and fifty dollars and I'm finn come get I
don't give her.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
What's she on you about?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Under to that?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Mama? Is she giving you? You oughta be happy with that?
You want to come over here talking about you want
some more money?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
You know somebody own thunder boat one hundred and fifty
dollars and thunder Boat gonna get his money.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Broughter, try to go up and dance at the club
on this weekend free so here you will not be
dancing at the talking about sitting out front of my house.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Squeaky gonna give me my one fit. You ain't even
got nothing to do with this, no way. This transaction
is between me and Squeaky. It ain't got nothing to
do with you, no way.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Hey, your name is Denn. It's got everything to do
with me. You call my talking about killing you something
money and neither. I'm right, man, Bring you come over here.
I got your money. Come get you when I got
your money right here, I'm be sitting out front waiting
on you.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Squeaky and want to ask for me to dance Saturday night,
Squeaky as I told her three hundred dollars plus kills. Now,
I ain't gonna get no tips. But I tell you what,
I am gonna get my three hundred dollars. I got
one fifty and I'm gonna get the other one fifty
with Squeaky. Get on.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
You ain't getting it from me. You don't get your
busser from me.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
I got one more thing I need to say to you.
What you're listening to me?
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Said?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Man?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
What I'm listening? He ain't you got? This is meth You.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Timm it from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just
got pranked by your homeboy? Who Who's this? This is? Nephew?
Tell me man, from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
just got pranked by your homeboy.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
God you see the quist say too much? Man, y'all
had met this. I'm putting on boots.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Man, I got gear.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
I'm gonna go out here and squabble. I got pikes
and bat I'm gonna go out in the whole man
a right, man, y'all, bro, I'll be glad with somebody.
Thank yo. Tell me I'm gonna get that. Y'all got me?
Y'all got me?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Hey man, I got one more thing I gotta ask you, man,
what is what is the baddest I'm talking about the
baddest radio show in the lane.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Thunderbolt is name? Man, Thunderbolt? Baby put this back on
my Thunday. You know I don't too much do thunder
y'all better put.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Hey mighty, Let me ask you a question how much
it's thunderbolt, Tommy.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I saw for private gigs, I charged to show up
a thousand, show up, you know, and then and then
you know, then you just make it rain for the tips.
But yeah, for a thousand, I shows up and that's
what that's for. Thirty minutes. What Now, my last job
(08:20):
was at a you know, uh uh Jared Ashley Center.
But I'm getting I'm getting more gigs coming up. You
know what I'm saying. I'm getting Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know,
I saw you. I heard what happened to you at
that nursing home when you were bus They didn't have
money to pay you, so they were throwing pills at you.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, I got a lot of drugs right now, a
lot of I got stuff off riders, I got I
got everything you might be looking for. I got it.
But you know, hey, the nephew would be there. Let
that be lines hosted by yours truly at the You
two Theater. That is May fifth. May fifth is happening
(09:02):
during the Netflix is a Joke Festival. You got cav
on stage, Tony Baker, Lavelle Crawford and hosted my nephew
Tommy JJ Williamson and my man Fred Hammond and his
band all clean laughs. Let that be laughed, all.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next, Today's Strawberry Letter,
the subject fight or flight. We'll get into it right
after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show
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