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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is how
do I explain the silence? Wait till you hear this letter.
It is crazy. We'll get into it though, in just
a few because first it is time for the nephew
and he's here with today's prank phone call. What you
got for us?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
New?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I am?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
I am sure, but before we start, let me do this,
Let there be laughs. Let there be laughs. Is going
down this coming Sunday. You do not want to miss it,
hosted by Yours truly. It's at the YouTube Theater in
Los Angeles, California, and it is Netflix is a Joke Festival.
Netflix is a Joke comedy Festival and may fifth single
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(00:42):
You got to get your tickets now, if you're in
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Speaker 3 (00:45):
Cav on stage is in the building.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
My man Tony Baker, Lavelle straight up, Ignor Crawford is
in the building. JJ Williamson in the building. And I
don't have a DJ, y'all. I got a band.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I got a live band.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
And guess who is leading the band, the one and
only gospel great Fred Hammond Man.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
He is great.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yes, lord boy, he could do it.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
And we're gonna be Mee and Fred gonna be as
ignorant as we can, but clean.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Okay, I got that, all right. I got a call
in Fred letting them know.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Hey, now we're gonna have to be ignorant, but clean,
clean and ignorant. I think we're gonna handle it just fine,
just fine.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Fred Ham, Yes.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Real, Fred Hammon. Baby, that boy is glory.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
To glorry to glory to.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Yes, Fred is already friend is already eating it.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, Fred is true. No, I don't
run up, don't run up. Pomplish you.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
He all these gospel songs, He's not all of them.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Jackie used to be on the Praise Dance team and
they used to dance to uh want to Fred haml'song.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
That'll just be off the chain, Dan? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Who your wife from dance?
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Yeah? I stand on the side, don't. All right, here's
the prank for you. This right here is Kay Miller,
Kay Miller. All right, y'all better buckle up. It's money baby,
let's go cat dog.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
You get your butt over that sit down.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
When I get to talking to him, then I'm.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Gonna deal with you.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Let your butt down for Trace right now. Hello, who
is this? I'm looking for Kate Miller?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Who is Kate Miller?
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Let me tell you something, man, this purpose already. No,
I've been finding out for people that you've been coming
by my house when I'm gone, and you've been over
here with my wife, p Trace.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
So let's get it all out here in the open.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
I'm looking for you.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
You hear me.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Hey man, I don't even know who you are.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Man, Set y'all butt down for Trace. Sit it down,
Kay Miller. When I find out where you're at, when
I get my hands on your it's gonna be over with.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
The hold up now, I am Kay Miller. But you
ain't gonna do to me.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Oh it's that you can kill, don't he like somebody?
Speaker 6 (03:20):
You know your girl and you know you can't handle it.
And I don't appreciate no lightweight cup that calling me
excusing me of doing something I ain't done yet. You
and I will do it.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Look gonna start this here today, dog. I ain't got
enough in me right now.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
To hold this pressure. Now.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
I'm looking for your so when I find you, dog,
this ain't gonna be.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Good between me and you. Now.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
You gonna got enough because you ain't your girl, right.
That's why you calling me accusing me, you know, my
love boll of them because it sounds like you ain't
doing what you're supposed to be doing.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Hey, dog, don't sit here and say nothing stupid to
me like this, heill dog. Matter of fact, we can
just meet right now. Get all this old shit, y'all,
butt down, put trace, don't move till I'm through with
it now, mister T. Miller, let me tell you something, man,
won't we just meet up and get this over with?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Said?
Speaker 6 (04:09):
Can we can do that? We can go ahead and
meet up. And when you meet with me, make sure
you put your look down and work to tell it
because I got something.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Fugget What shall I do? What?
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Butt your left down and watch your jelly cause I
got something from it.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
You ain't gonna talk to me crazy though, Hey man, look.
Speaker 6 (04:23):
Here, you know you don't know who the fuck you
dealing with. Man, this is Kay Miller, and you got
the right phone number. But look here, you can't calm
my number at need to kind of great? No, I
don't know who the you are, But you don't need
to be with me.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
All I'm telling you is I'm looking for you, and
the ain't already gave me the description.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
You six two, You.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Drive a black Crislers, and already know when I see you,
it ain't gonna be good for you, me and you
man that was riding no cry hook you You don't
dry no prices.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Three hundred troll now tell's dying, No christ Okay, what
you dry up? Here's I'm gonna kick up.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
You don't drive no price of black three hundred Now
my brother driver Christler.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Where your brother in right now? That's what I need to.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
Know about what my brother? What are you right now?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I need to know?
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Yeah, you do? Right now?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
You are? I'm calling my mouse.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
I'm just trying to mess with my brothers. My father
ta get married. You call him here Hill say, I
know ain't been doing nothing.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
So your brother gonna get married.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
But he's still going over the mind house, messing with
mount shit.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Y'all down portray.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
What you to be doing. So he is ranning the
pap He landed right, and your wama's getting at delight.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Look, I ain't got damn for your little nursing round. Now, look,
ain't you Kate Miller?
Speaker 6 (05:42):
Yeah, kay Miller, but my father Miller.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Your your brother named Miller. Yeah, what's your name?
Speaker 6 (05:49):
My name is Killer.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Both of y'all is Kate.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Miller's Yeah, okay, but your brother is the one that
drive your black three one hundred.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Chryslers hold, I'm a warp and so that as I
see him, what.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Time, you ain't gonna know a staying in my brother,
because like I told you earlier, you're a rightway cupcake.
And then my daughter is he's doing what he's supposed
to be doing. So you ain't honestly laying the type
right And I don't appreciate you caller my house, fanning
me and then trying to tad run Colla.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I'm gonna whoop you in your brothers s if I
got you.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
That don't even make no difference to me. That don't
make no difference to me. How go down, Whether I
run in the table Miller, Miller.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Damn it, cal A.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Miller, it don't make me no difference. I'm whooping a
Miller the sooner or later a.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Thing I want you to somebody's right now. You hiding
behind the phone because you weak your week pocket. Learn out. Sorry,
come on over right now and me have a brother
for whoop your right wing tupkins who meet you on.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
The corner of Frank ain't right now at the service station.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Yet, you go ahead and do that. I got out
to play.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I'm to hear all this you talking about.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
All I want to know is how long it's gonna
take for you to get to the service station.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
That's all I want to know from you.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
All I want to know is how long.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
It's gonna take for you to get to the service station.
I don't pray what you can. How long is then?
Speaker 6 (07:21):
Come right now.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
With what come on?
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Then, I'm on my ways home. I'm ready for you.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Okay, I'm gonna whoop you then even where I man.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
I not trying to prom I'm right out.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Okay, go let me tell you one more thing before
you tell me.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
That's his nehew timing from the steel Harvey morning. So
you're just jun praying.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Man, you're gonna get you.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I'm coming to.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
Tell me doing broncho the boys around here. Mama, b
pressure up. That's gonna put in some cholesterol medications.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I ain't feeling good.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
I'm trying to send my cut on the phone.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
And you plin't common at this time.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
Of what kind of is this? And you're looking.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
So that's your daddy.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Yeah, oh here Ky Miller too.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
Yeah, he talking over the sill. Het you know, you
wouldn't need a breath coming down there came out.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
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the same Harvest More Show.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yes, you play.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
On this great getting up Monday morning? What that's how
you do it?
Speaker 6 (08:50):
All right?
Speaker 4 (08:50):
West Palm Beach, y'all laying in the cut, y'all better
be ready. An evening with nephew Tommy. That's Mother's Day weekend,
West Palm Beach. That's made eleven t May tenth and eleven,
an evening with nephew Telly. Tickets are rolling any rolling
out fast?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
All right, thank you nephew. Coming up next, Strawberry letter.
How do I explain the silence? Wait till you hear
what happened?
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Wait till.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I don't know how you explained it, But how do
I explain the silence? That's coming up? At the top
of the hour. We'll get into that letter right after this.
You're listening
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Morning Show