May 28, 2024 • 9 mins
Is a wet robe contest for $500 in the church appropriate or nah? This is for the kids, btw.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
subject I fell in love with the Cookie Monster. We'll
get into that a little later, but right now it
is time for the prank call. All right, nephew, what
you got?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Well, you know I'm always you know, at this time,
I'm always promoting whatever prank I'm sorry, whatever comedy show
I got coming up. That's the normal way I do
it right here. But I think on this day, you know,
I want to say happy anniversary to my beautiful, lovely
wife twenty two years on yeah, being married to my
(00:40):
crazy behind. I want to say, girl, you my ride
to die, my rock, my ship, my whole nine yards girl.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Woh oh three.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I tell all the time I got to die first
because I can't live without you. I'm telling you right
right now I can't. I can't. And last year I
damn near bed. Oh thank you Jesus, I'm still here.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
What is in the world?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
This is crazy?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
But anniversary me and Jackie.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Twenty two, twenty two years.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Girl, that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Look at God's amazing, amazing.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Oh my god. I do not take it for granted.
I do not take it for granted. This right here, though,
this for my baby. This right here is wet rode
uh huh, wet road. Were going to the church, and
now we're going down there to the church. Nice little
old you know, little wet road. But you know, I mean,
I don't think that's sixty wet roads.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
That's the one you picked today, That's the one.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I mean, that's how I want when I get to
the house. I'd like for her to be in a
ret road.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Let's go get down to Hello. Hello, I'm trying to
reach miss good Ship God since the tarner. This is Brian.
I'm representing the youth. And of course you know we're
already having the fundraiser on Saturday, and I would like
to know are you going to be are you going
(02:13):
to be available to come out on Saturday, because we
got pretty much most of the most of the you
in the choir, correct, Yeah, I've.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Never heard of anything about anything on Saturday though.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Well, we got most of the choir members coming out
on Saturday, and we'd like to know if you're going
to be available on Saturday to come out and participate
in the fundraiser for the children that's going on their
vacation next year.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Oh you said all the other choir members. I never
heard anything from that.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yeah, all of the choir members. We probably have about
ninety five percent of the choir members coming out.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Yeah, I'm free on Saturday.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Okay. Now, we're doing from five to seven on Saturday.
So are you available five pm to seven pm? It's
only two hours?
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Yeah, what's your say?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Your name was Brian? I'm sorry. They call me Brian Ryan,
they call me Ba. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Okay. Did I meet you at the church?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Uh? Well, I just joined about three weeks ago and
they've already given me an assignment. So I'm majored in
marketing in school, so they're trying to get me to
take care of the children and their vacation that's coming up.
We put together some things, a great fundraiser, and you know,
the choir members have been very receptive. You are the
last one for me to call, and I wanted to
(03:27):
make sure you are on board with us.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Oh okay, yeah, I just never heard about this.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Right right now? Are you able to bring your choir
robe on on Saturday? Uh?
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Yeah, we sing we singing a song? What song did
you need us to sing? Did you tell a pastor
about this.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
No, no, no, you guys are not actually going to
be singing a song. What it is is that we're
having a uh and I'm glad, I'm so glad that
you're you're, you're, you're ready to participate in what we're doing.
So I want to, first of all, say thank you
first and foremost, I want to say thank you. Okay,
all right, So what all right and all of the
choir mem I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Is that we need the robes for I can bring
my robe by.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Just the rope. What's going to happen is you guys
aren't singing a song, but we're having a wet robe contest.
What now, a wet robe contest.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
You're talking about like a wet T shirt contest type
of thing.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Well, it's not a T shirt, it's a robe, So
you don't have a T shirt on. What we need
you to do.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Is no, no, no, no, no, no no, not in
the church. You're talking about the whole sie. So they're
going to do a wet robe contest. You said a
wet rode contest. I heard a wet T shirt contest.
That's not That's not the same thing.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Though, right, well, no, it's a little bit different. What
it is. You don't have a T shirt on, You
actually have your your your choir robe on, and you
don't have anything all underneath it. You don't wear any
clothes underneath of What we do is the ladies. Listen
to me. We're gonna let wet all of the ladies down,
and the sexiest one that's wet with their role is
(05:09):
gonna win five hundred dollars and half of the money
is gonna go to the children's vacation.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Hello, you're talking about a wet T shirt contest in
the church.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
No, I'm talking about the wet road contest at the church.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
No, I'm not saying to get in there and and
be naked under.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
It's gonna be it's gonna be out. It's gonna be
out naked under a road. We need you to be
completely naked under your road, and we're gonna win everybody
down with the water holes, and the finest one is
going to be able to uh to win five hundred
dollars and two hundred and fifty of that half of
that money is gonna go to the children's bay.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Can hold on? Hold on what you say?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Your name was again my name, my name is Brian Bray.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
How long you've been a member of this church, because
I don't ever remember meeting.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Okay, I've been a member for three weeks now, Like
I said, since I was amazing in marketing. They actually
threw me into.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
No way after three weeks that they gonna put you
in charge of something.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I don't understand why there's a problem with you trying to.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
I don't even know who you are.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
They're trying to create the trying and you don't want
to help me here.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
I want to help the kids, but I'm not gonna
get up there in no choir, Rod. I'm doing my
best right now not to cush you out because I'm
a woman of God.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
So you too good to be naked under your role,
But that's what you're saying, you're too good to look.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
I don't have to exclaim myself, but I'm not gonna
be naked up to no church.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Okay. So, so you can't do the naked roll car
or content. You can't do that.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
For the kids. I know you're not about to tell
me what I can and cannot do for no kids. Now,
I don't know who gave me my number. But I
think you need to figure out who else to call
for this, because I'm not gonna be a part of this.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
We call all the other QUME members and they don't
have a problem with it.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
All the fire members. What are their names? What other
choir members did you call?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
We call? We call sister Sister Bridget in the choir.
Sister Bridget didn't have a problem with it.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Ain't no Sister Bridget in the choir.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Okay. How about Sister Rachel. Sister Rachel in the choir
was fine with it.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Ain't no Sister Rachel. Sister Rachel wouldn't be getting naked.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Okay, okay, okay, let me ask you this something. Look, look,
but I think you know do you know Sister Divita
in the choir? Hello? Yes, Do you know Sister DaVita
in the choir? Yes?
Speaker 4 (07:39):
I know Sister Divida.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Okay. So, so if Sister DaVita said that Sister Bridge
and Sister Rachel didn't have a problem doing it, why
do you have a problem doing it.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
I'm not about to be naked in a church, a kid.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
You're not getting naked in the church. You're gonna be
in the back part of the church. And we're gonna
stray you down with a water holes on your rope.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
That's what we're not gonna be up there. This is disgusting.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Well, Tommy said you would do it, Thomas said, you
didn't have no problem doing.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Who the hell is Tommy? We don't even have a
Tommy at the church. You keep making up at these lads.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Tommy is nephew tom from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
That's who Tommy is. Hello, Yes, this is Tommy, baby,
this is nephew Tommy. Are you sure?
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Oh my god, that's not real.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
This is not is not real baby, that nobody was
calling you about doing a wet rope you are.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
I was goinna go out on you.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
You was already going off on me. Vita got me
the prank phone call you.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Oh my god, I'm gonna get.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
I was holding my tongue what you saying? You was
about to cust.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
I was about to cut you out right out.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Every baby, I gotta ask you gotta I mean, what's
the baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio show in
the late Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
And there you have it?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
All right, thank you, nephew, great one. All right Coming
up next Strawberry Letters, subject I Fell in Love with
the Cookie Monster. We'll get into it right after this.
You're listening to The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
subject I fell in love with the Cookie Monster. We'll
get into that a little later, but right now it
is time for the prank call. All right, nephew, what
you got?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Well, you know I'm always you know, at this time,
I'm always promoting whatever prank I'm sorry, whatever comedy show
I got coming up. That's the normal way I do
it right here. But I think on this day, you know,
I want to say happy anniversary to my beautiful, lovely
wife twenty two years on yeah, being married to my
(00:40):
crazy behind. I want to say, girl, you my ride
to die, my rock, my ship, my whole nine yards girl.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Woh oh three.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I tell all the time I got to die first
because I can't live without you. I'm telling you right
right now I can't. I can't. And last year I
damn near bed. Oh thank you Jesus, I'm still here.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
What is in the world?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
This is crazy?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
But anniversary me and Jackie.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Twenty two, twenty two years.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Girl, that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Look at God's amazing, amazing.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Oh my god. I do not take it for granted.
I do not take it for granted. This right here, though,
this for my baby. This right here is wet rode
uh huh, wet road. Were going to the church, and
now we're going down there to the church. Nice little
old you know, little wet road. But you know, I mean,
I don't think that's sixty wet roads.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
That's the one you picked today, That's the one.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I mean, that's how I want when I get to
the house. I'd like for her to be in a
ret road.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Let's go get down to Hello. Hello, I'm trying to
reach miss good Ship God since the tarner. This is Brian.
I'm representing the youth. And of course you know we're
already having the fundraiser on Saturday, and I would like
to know are you going to be are you going
(02:13):
to be available to come out on Saturday, because we
got pretty much most of the most of the you
in the choir, correct, Yeah, I've.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Never heard of anything about anything on Saturday though.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Well, we got most of the choir members coming out
on Saturday, and we'd like to know if you're going
to be available on Saturday to come out and participate
in the fundraiser for the children that's going on their
vacation next year.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Oh you said all the other choir members. I never
heard anything from that.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yeah, all of the choir members. We probably have about
ninety five percent of the choir members coming out.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Yeah, I'm free on Saturday.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Okay. Now, we're doing from five to seven on Saturday.
So are you available five pm to seven pm? It's
only two hours?
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Yeah, what's your say?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Your name was Brian? I'm sorry. They call me Brian Ryan,
they call me Ba. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Okay. Did I meet you at the church?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Uh? Well, I just joined about three weeks ago and
they've already given me an assignment. So I'm majored in
marketing in school, so they're trying to get me to
take care of the children and their vacation that's coming up.
We put together some things, a great fundraiser, and you know,
the choir members have been very receptive. You are the
last one for me to call, and I wanted to
(03:27):
make sure you are on board with us.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Oh okay, yeah, I just never heard about this.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Right right now? Are you able to bring your choir
robe on on Saturday? Uh?
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Yeah, we sing we singing a song? What song did
you need us to sing? Did you tell a pastor
about this.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
No, no, no, you guys are not actually going to
be singing a song. What it is is that we're
having a uh and I'm glad, I'm so glad that
you're you're, you're, you're ready to participate in what we're doing.
So I want to, first of all, say thank you
first and foremost, I want to say thank you. Okay,
all right, So what all right and all of the
choir mem I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Is that we need the robes for I can bring
my robe by.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Just the rope. What's going to happen is you guys
aren't singing a song, but we're having a wet robe contest.
What now, a wet robe contest.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
You're talking about like a wet T shirt contest type
of thing.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Well, it's not a T shirt, it's a robe, So
you don't have a T shirt on. What we need
you to do.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Is no, no, no, no, no, no no, not in
the church. You're talking about the whole sie. So they're
going to do a wet robe contest. You said a
wet rode contest. I heard a wet T shirt contest.
That's not That's not the same thing.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Though, right, well, no, it's a little bit different. What
it is. You don't have a T shirt on, You
actually have your your your choir robe on, and you
don't have anything all underneath it. You don't wear any
clothes underneath of What we do is the ladies. Listen
to me. We're gonna let wet all of the ladies down,
and the sexiest one that's wet with their role is
(05:09):
gonna win five hundred dollars and half of the money
is gonna go to the children's vacation.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Hello, you're talking about a wet T shirt contest in
the church.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
No, I'm talking about the wet road contest at the church.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
No, I'm not saying to get in there and and
be naked under.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
It's gonna be it's gonna be out. It's gonna be
out naked under a road. We need you to be
completely naked under your road, and we're gonna win everybody
down with the water holes, and the finest one is
going to be able to uh to win five hundred
dollars and two hundred and fifty of that half of
that money is gonna go to the children's bay.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Can hold on? Hold on what you say?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Your name was again my name, my name is Brian Bray.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
How long you've been a member of this church, because
I don't ever remember meeting.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Okay, I've been a member for three weeks now, Like
I said, since I was amazing in marketing. They actually
threw me into.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
No way after three weeks that they gonna put you
in charge of something.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I don't understand why there's a problem with you trying to.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
I don't even know who you are.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
They're trying to create the trying and you don't want
to help me here.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
I want to help the kids, but I'm not gonna
get up there in no choir, Rod. I'm doing my
best right now not to cush you out because I'm
a woman of God.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
So you too good to be naked under your role,
But that's what you're saying, you're too good to look.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
I don't have to exclaim myself, but I'm not gonna
be naked up to no church.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Okay. So, so you can't do the naked roll car
or content. You can't do that.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
For the kids. I know you're not about to tell
me what I can and cannot do for no kids. Now,
I don't know who gave me my number. But I
think you need to figure out who else to call
for this, because I'm not gonna be a part of this.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
We call all the other QUME members and they don't
have a problem with it.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
All the fire members. What are their names? What other
choir members did you call?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
We call? We call sister Sister Bridget in the choir.
Sister Bridget didn't have a problem with it.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Ain't no Sister Bridget in the choir.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Okay. How about Sister Rachel. Sister Rachel in the choir
was fine with it.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Ain't no Sister Rachel. Sister Rachel wouldn't be getting naked.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Okay, okay, okay, let me ask you this something. Look, look,
but I think you know do you know Sister Divita
in the choir? Hello? Yes, Do you know Sister DaVita
in the choir? Yes?
Speaker 4 (07:39):
I know Sister Divida.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Okay. So, so if Sister DaVita said that Sister Bridge
and Sister Rachel didn't have a problem doing it, why
do you have a problem doing it.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
I'm not about to be naked in a church, a kid.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
You're not getting naked in the church. You're gonna be
in the back part of the church. And we're gonna
stray you down with a water holes on your rope.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
That's what we're not gonna be up there. This is disgusting.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Well, Tommy said you would do it, Thomas said, you
didn't have no problem doing.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Who the hell is Tommy? We don't even have a
Tommy at the church. You keep making up at these lads.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Tommy is nephew tom from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
That's who Tommy is. Hello, Yes, this is Tommy, baby,
this is nephew Tommy. Are you sure?
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Oh my god, that's not real.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
This is not is not real baby, that nobody was
calling you about doing a wet rope you are.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
I was goinna go out on you.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
You was already going off on me. Vita got me
the prank phone call you.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Oh my god, I'm gonna get.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
I was holding my tongue what you saying? You was
about to cust.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
I was about to cut you out right out.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Every baby, I gotta ask you gotta I mean, what's
the baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio show in
the late Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
And there you have it?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
All right, thank you, nephew, great one. All right Coming
up next Strawberry Letters, subject I Fell in Love with
the Cookie Monster. We'll get into it right after this.
You're listening to The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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