May 29, 2024 • 9 mins
You can't tell a parent that her kid has no pool etiquette.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is if
I had a dollar for every time dot dot dot
dot dot. We'll get into that find out what that's
all about in just a few because right now it
is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call. Nephew,
what you got?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
You know what I got?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I meant to tell y'all, Junior man the more day weekend,
I meant to sing you. I was gonna ask Uncle Steve,
I was gonna send a text so we can show
you our fence line while while I was cooking out
on the petty, I meant to show you for the
fence line.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
You can see what the fence line looked like. You
know what I mean. I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I'm gonna have unc Let's send Junior a fence line
so we can show the boy for you.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Tell me now I understand why he ain't in a
hurry to get no fish, and the fence may not
even be necessary because all Junior bund for all holiday
events and future vent it's twenty five dollars a meat.
Ain't nobody hopped no fence to steal. Who find out
with me? So I don't really see why you need
(01:06):
a fence, right, he listened to me. No, he got
a Weber grill with wheels on it. He rolled that
right inside, shut the door. He ain't got no patty
right inside?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
What break it out?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Roll it right inside and locked the door, and the
patty on furniture it fold up. He ain't got the
kind to stay out there is he got fold up
patio furnture.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
You just folded them bringing in. I'm starting out to
see no need for no fens. What he say?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
So you saying save your coins.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
That's made out of that plastic with them straps in
it that we used to take to the park.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
He got there. That's his patio furniture.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
His grill is a mini grill, I find out because
that he tried to make his barbecue last longer.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
So he got a mini grill so he can only
put like two Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Remember well, yeah he got the old old Smoky's show.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah he got tailgating stuff. All he got that show.
Now you can put that. You can set that one
up in the trunk your car. You gotta start even
if you got a hatchback that he started, but he
don't need.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Okay, y'all want to play that game, you gotta start
somewhere faked. Well for those of us who ain't no more. Now,
you're coming over until you get a listen to it.
I'll start coming over when you get a little closer
to making it, because I'm out the faked stage. I
(02:46):
don't want to play this rain deal game. I don't
want to come over that and watch you fake it.
You got get a little bit closer to the.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Naked stage for me, all right, come on, all right, okay, okay, okay,
all right, this is for everybody without of fence.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
This right here.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Your son Pete in the pool, Your son Pete in
the pool. I just let's just Pete in the pool.
How about that Pete in the pool. Let's go catch that.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Hello.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
Hello, I'm trying to reach can you hear me? Yes,
I'm trying to reach Anastasia.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
This is she?
Speaker 6 (03:20):
How you doing? Listen? I'm Glenn the lifeguard over here
at the pool here in the apartment complex. Yes, sir,
do you have a do you have a son named yes? Sir?
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Is everything all right?
Speaker 6 (03:32):
Uh? Yeah? Yeah, everything is fine. I mean a quick question, ma'am.
We got a situation here with what's going on. We're
not we're not gonna be allowed to uh to let
him swim here at the pool and the complex anymore.
What we got your son, I mean, he swims there
pretty much every every every other day. You know, I'm
(03:54):
always here seeing him swim. But it seems like, you know,
we've been trying to figure out who it is your
son keep peeing in the pool.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Sam ain't paying over pool, ma'am.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
I don't want to get into it with you, your son,
And so we finally narrated down your son is the
one that's seeing in the pool every day, and you
know it's really a bad thing. We can't continue to
keep letting them come over here. We got to ban
him from the pool.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
My son don't paying no pool. We ain't nasty like this?
Did you take them to be? So he's gonna says
my son?
Speaker 6 (04:26):
And in the pool, Well, your son is the one
to be making faces and stuff. And I know that's
what he's doing. He in their pin. Your son is
the one that's peeing in making face. He be making faces,
so I know he in their pin.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
You ain't got to do with making face pool something?
What dad you gonna say in the pool because he's
making safe man, I'm not gonna go as like that.
I teach my kids better than that.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
He has no pool, lady, I'm not gonna All I'm
saying is he can't come over here and swim anymore.
He's banned from the pool until we rectify this problem.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Now saying, wh ain't he gonna be in that pool?
And we are up pool, we ain't gonna be there,
and that's tomorrow. Matter in fact, I'm playing our kids
for the pool.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
We got allow, ma'am. I'm not fin the city here
and go back and forth with you. All I'm trying
to tell you is this right here. Your son has
been being in the pool. My boss wants me to
prevent him. If he's not the one, then we will
allow him to come back later. But right now with
singling people out and your son, you know, it just
seems like he's the one that's doing it.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
What's you say that name was?
Speaker 6 (05:29):
My name is Glen. I'm glean in the lifeguard. That's
who I am.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Not what's a win name then? But that I was
supposed to be calling me? You ain't got no business.
Call of my I'm talking about my son.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
You no food you need to give. I'm not at
liberty to give him my last name. The bottom line
is we can't live in b what but you don't
liberally to time down? But you can't give me your all? Nay, okay, listen,
I'm not all I'm supposed to do is call you'll
let you know that we banning your son from getting
in the pool.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
I'm doing what you're talking about. You can't ban my father,
clean life, God, get a real job, a summer job.
Did you buy a job? And I calling my ball?
You sending you don't want you ain't got and you
can't start nobody come next pool and we're gonna be
damn now tomorrow again. And if you did do your
(06:22):
job and clean it out, man, let.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
Me tay this to you. If your son comes to
the pool tomorrow and get in the pool, I'm snatching
your son out of the pool.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
I'm let you. I wish you run said you don't
need a life. God, you snatched my try out a pool.
I wish you ruled. Or what time the prom up?
At ten o'clock? We're gonna be that at nine Saturday.
You got me up, come out. You gonna snatch my
son out of pool? You got lost some mind? Nobody
(06:50):
be better pool. You gotta lot your mine, lady.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
The problem is what else he has been single out?
All the other kids are pointing at and saying he's
the one doing it. Your son is the one that's
doing He's.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Seeing whatever whatever them for.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Right now, all I'm asking is is keep your son
away from the pool for the next two weeks. If
we found out that it's not him, will allow him
to come back.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Okay, heint me and he ain't saying away from the
pool for two weeks. And if he do, he gonna
come back and do some most pool. I'm gonna tell
me the whole two weeks with and go back to
that talk about my.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Son to the pool.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
You can tell by his faith you said, what are
you about? Said? If I be life? You watched the pool?
So fine, you guys not know where you're talking to.
I will be down now tomorrow. Me and I don't
find my kids and they don't get in the pool too.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Don't do kids over there getting them in the pool.
Let me tell you something. Don't you bring them kids
over there and bring them in the pool. No, none
of your children.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
I don't give it. And what you say, you'll run
your life. God get rich John. Lady.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
Listen, lady, I'm I'm not gonna go continue to go
back and forth. I got one more thing and I
need to say to you, and I'm done. Okay, one
more thing that I'm done.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
You ain't got say to me.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
I do have one thing I do.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Need to say to you what you have to say
to me.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
I need to say this. This is left you tell
me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
Frank from your homeboys.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Ya kick man, look at um neew coming man. You
want to get this right, But look at this. Y'all
play too much. Y'all know y'all I play too much.
Raise my place because nothing. I'm walking towards coming there.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
I thought you was coming to the pool tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
I was coming to the office today. They say it
was opening the five o'clock if to tell me how
to got my files by myself in the pool.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
I was finna coming. Now take care of them kids, baby.
I got one one thing I got to ask you.
What is the maddest radio show in the Land.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
The Steve Ball The Morning Show, baby speak all the morning.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
So and now you have it all right.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Coming up next letter for today, subject If I had
a dollar for every time dot dot dot. Right after
this you're listening shoot Steve Harvey Morning Show,
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is if
I had a dollar for every time dot dot dot
dot dot. We'll get into that find out what that's
all about in just a few because right now it
is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call. Nephew,
what you got?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
You know what I got?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I meant to tell y'all, Junior man the more day weekend,
I meant to sing you. I was gonna ask Uncle Steve,
I was gonna send a text so we can show
you our fence line while while I was cooking out
on the petty, I meant to show you for the
fence line.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
You can see what the fence line looked like. You
know what I mean. I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I'm gonna have unc Let's send Junior a fence line
so we can show the boy for you.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Tell me now I understand why he ain't in a
hurry to get no fish, and the fence may not
even be necessary because all Junior bund for all holiday
events and future vent it's twenty five dollars a meat.
Ain't nobody hopped no fence to steal. Who find out
with me? So I don't really see why you need
(01:06):
a fence, right, he listened to me. No, he got
a Weber grill with wheels on it. He rolled that
right inside, shut the door. He ain't got no patty
right inside?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
What break it out?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Roll it right inside and locked the door, and the
patty on furniture it fold up. He ain't got the
kind to stay out there is he got fold up
patio furnture.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
You just folded them bringing in. I'm starting out to
see no need for no fens. What he say?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
So you saying save your coins.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
That's made out of that plastic with them straps in
it that we used to take to the park.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
He got there. That's his patio furniture.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
His grill is a mini grill, I find out because
that he tried to make his barbecue last longer.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
So he got a mini grill so he can only
put like two Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Remember well, yeah he got the old old Smoky's show.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah he got tailgating stuff. All he got that show.
Now you can put that. You can set that one
up in the trunk your car. You gotta start even
if you got a hatchback that he started, but he
don't need.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Okay, y'all want to play that game, you gotta start
somewhere faked. Well for those of us who ain't no more. Now,
you're coming over until you get a listen to it.
I'll start coming over when you get a little closer
to making it, because I'm out the faked stage. I
(02:46):
don't want to play this rain deal game. I don't
want to come over that and watch you fake it.
You got get a little bit closer to the.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Naked stage for me, all right, come on, all right, okay, okay, okay,
all right, this is for everybody without of fence.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
This right here.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Your son Pete in the pool, Your son Pete in
the pool. I just let's just Pete in the pool.
How about that Pete in the pool. Let's go catch that.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Hello.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
Hello, I'm trying to reach can you hear me? Yes,
I'm trying to reach Anastasia.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
This is she?
Speaker 6 (03:20):
How you doing? Listen? I'm Glenn the lifeguard over here
at the pool here in the apartment complex. Yes, sir,
do you have a do you have a son named yes? Sir?
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Is everything all right?
Speaker 6 (03:32):
Uh? Yeah? Yeah, everything is fine. I mean a quick question, ma'am.
We got a situation here with what's going on. We're
not we're not gonna be allowed to uh to let
him swim here at the pool and the complex anymore.
What we got your son, I mean, he swims there
pretty much every every every other day. You know, I'm
(03:54):
always here seeing him swim. But it seems like, you know,
we've been trying to figure out who it is your
son keep peeing in the pool.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Sam ain't paying over pool, ma'am.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
I don't want to get into it with you, your son,
And so we finally narrated down your son is the
one that's seeing in the pool every day, and you
know it's really a bad thing. We can't continue to
keep letting them come over here. We got to ban
him from the pool.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
My son don't paying no pool. We ain't nasty like this?
Did you take them to be? So he's gonna says
my son?
Speaker 6 (04:26):
And in the pool, Well, your son is the one
to be making faces and stuff. And I know that's
what he's doing. He in their pin. Your son is
the one that's peeing in making face. He be making faces,
so I know he in their pin.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
You ain't got to do with making face pool something?
What dad you gonna say in the pool because he's
making safe man, I'm not gonna go as like that.
I teach my kids better than that.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
He has no pool, lady, I'm not gonna All I'm
saying is he can't come over here and swim anymore.
He's banned from the pool until we rectify this problem.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Now saying, wh ain't he gonna be in that pool?
And we are up pool, we ain't gonna be there,
and that's tomorrow. Matter in fact, I'm playing our kids
for the pool.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
We got allow, ma'am. I'm not fin the city here
and go back and forth with you. All I'm trying
to tell you is this right here. Your son has
been being in the pool. My boss wants me to
prevent him. If he's not the one, then we will
allow him to come back later. But right now with
singling people out and your son, you know, it just
seems like he's the one that's doing it.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
What's you say that name was?
Speaker 6 (05:29):
My name is Glen. I'm glean in the lifeguard. That's
who I am.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Not what's a win name then? But that I was
supposed to be calling me? You ain't got no business.
Call of my I'm talking about my son.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
You no food you need to give. I'm not at
liberty to give him my last name. The bottom line
is we can't live in b what but you don't
liberally to time down? But you can't give me your all? Nay, okay, listen,
I'm not all I'm supposed to do is call you'll
let you know that we banning your son from getting
in the pool.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
I'm doing what you're talking about. You can't ban my father,
clean life, God, get a real job, a summer job.
Did you buy a job? And I calling my ball?
You sending you don't want you ain't got and you
can't start nobody come next pool and we're gonna be
damn now tomorrow again. And if you did do your
(06:22):
job and clean it out, man, let.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
Me tay this to you. If your son comes to
the pool tomorrow and get in the pool, I'm snatching
your son out of the pool.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
I'm let you. I wish you run said you don't
need a life. God, you snatched my try out a pool.
I wish you ruled. Or what time the prom up?
At ten o'clock? We're gonna be that at nine Saturday.
You got me up, come out. You gonna snatch my
son out of pool? You got lost some mind? Nobody
(06:50):
be better pool. You gotta lot your mine, lady.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
The problem is what else he has been single out?
All the other kids are pointing at and saying he's
the one doing it. Your son is the one that's
doing He's.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Seeing whatever whatever them for.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Right now, all I'm asking is is keep your son
away from the pool for the next two weeks. If
we found out that it's not him, will allow him
to come back.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Okay, heint me and he ain't saying away from the
pool for two weeks. And if he do, he gonna
come back and do some most pool. I'm gonna tell
me the whole two weeks with and go back to
that talk about my.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Son to the pool.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
You can tell by his faith you said, what are
you about? Said? If I be life? You watched the pool?
So fine, you guys not know where you're talking to.
I will be down now tomorrow. Me and I don't
find my kids and they don't get in the pool too.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Don't do kids over there getting them in the pool.
Let me tell you something. Don't you bring them kids
over there and bring them in the pool. No, none
of your children.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
I don't give it. And what you say, you'll run
your life. God get rich John. Lady.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
Listen, lady, I'm I'm not gonna go continue to go
back and forth. I got one more thing and I
need to say to you, and I'm done. Okay, one
more thing that I'm done.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
You ain't got say to me.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
I do have one thing I do.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Need to say to you what you have to say
to me.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
I need to say this. This is left you tell
me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
Frank from your homeboys.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Ya kick man, look at um neew coming man. You
want to get this right, But look at this. Y'all
play too much. Y'all know y'all I play too much.
Raise my place because nothing. I'm walking towards coming there.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
I thought you was coming to the pool tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
I was coming to the office today. They say it
was opening the five o'clock if to tell me how
to got my files by myself in the pool.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
I was finna coming. Now take care of them kids, baby.
I got one one thing I got to ask you.
What is the maddest radio show in the Land.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
The Steve Ball The Morning Show, baby speak all the morning.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
So and now you have it all right.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Coming up next letter for today, subject If I had
a dollar for every time dot dot dot. Right after
this you're listening shoot Steve Harvey Morning Show,
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