June 11, 2024 • 9 mins
Is it ok to claim a man's wife for taxes if money was spent on her? Better yet, is it appropriate to have the conversation with her husband or nah?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's our strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is I took up for him and it backfired.
We'll get to that in just a few find out
what's going on right now, the nephew is here with
today's prank phone call. But nephew, before we get to
the prank, we were talking about Father's Day last break right,
all the fun activities you know, your kids can do
(00:22):
it with the dads, and we we we didn't get
to this one you got. I know you guys are
gonna like this one.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Well you kind of the first few you got wasn't working,
So go ahead.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Because you guys just weren't having it all right, how
about this barbecue? You can let the mom your you
know your the mom's, your wives and the children they
can grill for you and then barbecue and then the
dad can just relax.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
How about barbecue where I wish to hell on my grip,
thank you raid my lead up on my grip. I
better not catch you out there on that grip. Junior.
You were what no, Julia.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Ain't got no damn brill ain't got a friend minute.
But that's not what I was gonna tell you. Go
ahead whatever he needed hell with his light bill? Why
are you cooking for me? You can't see.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
To hell?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Your son?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah to hear, I just helped him to hell? Who
you who? You know? Got a child that could barbecue?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
And you have grown?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Don't you listen to me?
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Who out there in the radio lane got a child
that could barbecue?
Speaker 6 (01:47):
Man?
Speaker 5 (01:48):
I got this, I got this little punk as this
boy worked for me, I think he could barbecue.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
He just got a house last year.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
He ain't had a he ain't had a full backyard
for a year.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
He been balcony barbecue.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
And his gonna challenge me to a barbecue contest. I said,
you little stupid ass, so black, I couldn't couldn't get
enough out of my Now he gonna challenge me because
you know what like you're gonna just come up to
the top of the pile for the king of barbecue
(02:25):
and then think and then when I talk about what
we're gonna barbecue, then he gonna talk about I specialize
in chicken. Ain't know many check it's out of barbecue.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
You were insultant, Steve.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
We know what to get you for Father's Day barbecue.
Enough chicken.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
We gonna do a uniseelf commercial and I can feed
all them people. You don't bring your walking ass over
here talking to me.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I said it called close your mouth.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
That's why I said, Yes, you sitting up in here
gonna challenge me.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
He the barbecue foe, damn chickens at.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
His little his little old his little sire, little college
friend have been over all the little mo house boys.
He didn't press a bunch of moo house boys out
of barbecue. Moh House specialty is education, y'all. Don't even
offer barbecue in that moowhouse. All right, one of the
finest HBCUs in the world. Today they turned off somebody
(03:25):
great mail leaves, congratulation. Come on talking about some damn
bowhouse bob.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
This right, yeah, let me call this man this right
here is about.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
This is booty taxes.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Booty taxes, y'all, booty ta taxes. Yeah yeah, I spend
so much man on smoke, so much money on this man.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Wife. We got to work this out. This is booty TAXI.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
We got to I'm spending way too much money on him.
Let's go catch off booty taxes.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Kendrick. Hey, Kendrick, got
you doing, man? My name is Anthony Man, Anthony Collins.
They called me a c. How you doing. I'm good, Bro?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
How you doing?
Speaker 6 (04:11):
I'm good. I'm good. Hey listen this right here, man,
this I don't even know how to put this though,
but hey, listen, I'm calling you man because I got
some issues. I'm getting ready to find my Texas and
I'm going through all my expensions, all my receipts and
all this kind of stuff. You know, I just can't.
(04:33):
I can't just let this go. Man. I didn't spend
like twenty thousand dollars on your wife last year, and
I'm trying to figure.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Out, Oh well, bru wait, Manue you asking me you
don't spend twenty thousand dollars on chick I'm married to?
Is that what you're telling me?
Speaker 6 (04:53):
All I'm trying to do, man, is I'm trying to
do a write off. That's what I'm trying to do.
I'm trying to clean off the right off.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Basically, what you're telling me is you my wife.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
I ain't say all, man, I ain't saying what what what?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
What you're saying? Bro?
Speaker 6 (05:08):
All I'm saying, is I'm trying to figure out, is
that all right? If I claimed Melanie on my expenses? Man,
I'm over twenty grand on money I spent on Melanie
last year.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
So let me understand something, right, question you asking me
for permission to claim my wife? When if you ask
for permission my wife? Help me with that.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Okay, Okay, okay, okay, let's do this here, drug. I
ain't say I did that. You saying that. I'm saying,
I just want to claim the taxes because I spent
twenty k on it. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Okay, let's just do this, brother. Let's put meney on
the phone. Let's put mail on the moket phone.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Ain't no, we we ain't got to brain mailing this.
We ain't got brainmailing it. What I'm saying is already
hear it.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
See in it?
Speaker 6 (05:55):
What excuse me?
Speaker 4 (05:55):
We ain't got a brain see it. You must be
outside your marion.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
All I'm saying is, do you have a problem with
me claiming Melody? You mother? Right? I do?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Bruh, I got a mother problem having this whole mother face.
Wa How first of all, how did you get my information?
How do you get my number? Bus?
Speaker 6 (06:14):
I asked around for your number. I ain't want to
call you. Took me a week to call you. You
know what I'm saying, I'm just trying to dude, I
just spend twenty grand. You don't see what I'm saying.
When did you spend twenty grand? That's what I want
to know. I ain't spent twenty grand on this month
and I'm married to Hey, so what what do you
doing that you spent twenty thousand dollars on my wife?
(06:35):
And then you want to claim that? Keep me understanding that,
brush Hey man, I ain't trying to go and to
all my receipts on everything I did for Melanie. I'm
not trying to do that. All I'm trying to do
is is just I just want I want to I
want to know if you. I don't want to both
claiming it, because that's how you get in trouble.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Brother, you already and mother trumble. Trouble is the last
mother time you are to be worried about, as you
call it, my mother phone telling me about something that
you got going on with my old lady, and then
you telling me can I have your permission?
Speaker 6 (07:08):
You. Okay, So, dog, we got to get some kind
of resolution to this.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
A good resolution is a good ass who what you mean?
A resolution? That's the only mother resolution we gonna get. Brother,
Ain't no other resolution, ain't no other resolution.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
We ain't ain't.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
We ain't got else to talk about. We ain't got
a mother sing to talk about. That's the resolution I
got fighting. I'll tell you what, brou I'm texting mill
right now. I've been texting her since we've been on
this mother phone.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
Okay, I pray, what are you texting her? Farther? No?
What you mean?
Speaker 4 (07:41):
When am I texting her? Fuck? She is the subject matter.
So that's why I'm testing her. But you better pray
to God. This is some money, I hope to God.
You y'all got y'all people stuff with me like this, bydy,
this ain't gonna go good, bro at all at all.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
Okay, So I guess I can't claim them at this point.
Tell mother now, so what you want to do.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Though, Bro, I've already told you what I'm gonna do,
and I'm waiting on mails and funds on this mother.
See she's slower than the mother. She can't fight fair.
But somebody go get me some mouth today. Okay, man,
look at bra I don't know who this is on
the other than the end of this song. I hope
to God there's something somebody X five or something that
(08:31):
I can't even fathom. You better pray to God. Y'all
playing with me? This is some books?
Speaker 6 (08:37):
Okay? Okay? So can I go on tell you this
your dog and then I'm gonna get out your way, man,
because I know how it's gonna go after this. Can
I just go and tell you something else?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
I don't know what the else you can tell me.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
But the only thing I can kill you, only thing
I can tell you, Kendrick, is that this is nephew
Tommy from the Steeve Harvey Morning Show. Your wife Melanie
got me to breakfa call you do well? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:04):
From riding Mother. Look about coming with.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
Man? Y'all?
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Ain't man, Yeah, ain't. And I'm sitting up at Ethan crackling,
and I don't throw him. Awaken my fist first, already happen?
All right?
Speaker 6 (09:25):
Show me this man, what's the baddest that, I mean,
the baddest.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Radio show in the land, man, The Steve Harvey Marre
Show with that righten nephew telling him.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
That is d m W. I'm coming your way this weekend.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Majestic all right, coming up next. I took up for
him in the backfire right after this. You're listening hard
Morning Show
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's our strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is I took up for him and it backfired.
We'll get to that in just a few find out
what's going on right now, the nephew is here with
today's prank phone call. But nephew, before we get to
the prank, we were talking about Father's Day last break right,
all the fun activities you know, your kids can do
(00:22):
it with the dads, and we we we didn't get
to this one you got. I know you guys are
gonna like this one.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Well you kind of the first few you got wasn't working,
So go ahead.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Because you guys just weren't having it all right, how
about this barbecue? You can let the mom your you
know your the mom's, your wives and the children they
can grill for you and then barbecue and then the
dad can just relax.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
How about barbecue where I wish to hell on my grip,
thank you raid my lead up on my grip. I
better not catch you out there on that grip. Junior.
You were what no, Julia.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Ain't got no damn brill ain't got a friend minute.
But that's not what I was gonna tell you. Go
ahead whatever he needed hell with his light bill? Why
are you cooking for me? You can't see.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
To hell?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Your son?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah to hear, I just helped him to hell? Who
you who? You know? Got a child that could barbecue?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
And you have grown?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Don't you listen to me?
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Who out there in the radio lane got a child
that could barbecue?
Speaker 6 (01:47):
Man?
Speaker 5 (01:48):
I got this, I got this little punk as this
boy worked for me, I think he could barbecue.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
He just got a house last year.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
He ain't had a he ain't had a full backyard
for a year.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
He been balcony barbecue.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
And his gonna challenge me to a barbecue contest. I said,
you little stupid ass, so black, I couldn't couldn't get
enough out of my Now he gonna challenge me because
you know what like you're gonna just come up to
the top of the pile for the king of barbecue
(02:25):
and then think and then when I talk about what
we're gonna barbecue, then he gonna talk about I specialize
in chicken. Ain't know many check it's out of barbecue.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
You were insultant, Steve.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
We know what to get you for Father's Day barbecue.
Enough chicken.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
We gonna do a uniseelf commercial and I can feed
all them people. You don't bring your walking ass over
here talking to me.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I said it called close your mouth.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
That's why I said, Yes, you sitting up in here
gonna challenge me.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
He the barbecue foe, damn chickens at.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
His little his little old his little sire, little college
friend have been over all the little mo house boys.
He didn't press a bunch of moo house boys out
of barbecue. Moh House specialty is education, y'all. Don't even
offer barbecue in that moowhouse. All right, one of the
finest HBCUs in the world. Today they turned off somebody
(03:25):
great mail leaves, congratulation. Come on talking about some damn
bowhouse bob.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
This right, yeah, let me call this man this right
here is about.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
This is booty taxes.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Booty taxes, y'all, booty ta taxes. Yeah yeah, I spend
so much man on smoke, so much money on this man.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Wife. We got to work this out. This is booty TAXI.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
We got to I'm spending way too much money on him.
Let's go catch off booty taxes.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Kendrick. Hey, Kendrick, got
you doing, man? My name is Anthony Man, Anthony Collins.
They called me a c. How you doing. I'm good, Bro?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
How you doing?
Speaker 6 (04:11):
I'm good. I'm good. Hey listen this right here, man,
this I don't even know how to put this though,
but hey, listen, I'm calling you man because I got
some issues. I'm getting ready to find my Texas and
I'm going through all my expensions, all my receipts and
all this kind of stuff. You know, I just can't.
(04:33):
I can't just let this go. Man. I didn't spend
like twenty thousand dollars on your wife last year, and
I'm trying to figure.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Out, Oh well, bru wait, Manue you asking me you
don't spend twenty thousand dollars on chick I'm married to?
Is that what you're telling me?
Speaker 6 (04:53):
All I'm trying to do, man, is I'm trying to
do a write off. That's what I'm trying to do.
I'm trying to clean off the right off.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Basically, what you're telling me is you my wife.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
I ain't say all, man, I ain't saying what what what?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
What you're saying? Bro?
Speaker 6 (05:08):
All I'm saying, is I'm trying to figure out, is
that all right? If I claimed Melanie on my expenses? Man,
I'm over twenty grand on money I spent on Melanie
last year.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
So let me understand something, right, question you asking me
for permission to claim my wife? When if you ask
for permission my wife? Help me with that.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Okay, Okay, okay, okay, let's do this here, drug. I
ain't say I did that. You saying that. I'm saying,
I just want to claim the taxes because I spent
twenty k on it. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Okay, let's just do this, brother. Let's put meney on
the phone. Let's put mail on the moket phone.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Ain't no, we we ain't got to brain mailing this.
We ain't got brainmailing it. What I'm saying is already
hear it.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
See in it?
Speaker 6 (05:55):
What excuse me?
Speaker 4 (05:55):
We ain't got a brain see it. You must be
outside your marion.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
All I'm saying is, do you have a problem with
me claiming Melody? You mother? Right? I do?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Bruh, I got a mother problem having this whole mother face.
Wa How first of all, how did you get my information?
How do you get my number? Bus?
Speaker 6 (06:14):
I asked around for your number. I ain't want to
call you. Took me a week to call you. You
know what I'm saying, I'm just trying to dude, I
just spend twenty grand. You don't see what I'm saying.
When did you spend twenty grand? That's what I want
to know. I ain't spent twenty grand on this month
and I'm married to Hey, so what what do you
doing that you spent twenty thousand dollars on my wife?
(06:35):
And then you want to claim that? Keep me understanding that,
brush Hey man, I ain't trying to go and to
all my receipts on everything I did for Melanie. I'm
not trying to do that. All I'm trying to do
is is just I just want I want to I
want to know if you. I don't want to both
claiming it, because that's how you get in trouble.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Brother, you already and mother trumble. Trouble is the last
mother time you are to be worried about, as you
call it, my mother phone telling me about something that
you got going on with my old lady, and then
you telling me can I have your permission?
Speaker 6 (07:08):
You. Okay, So, dog, we got to get some kind
of resolution to this.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
A good resolution is a good ass who what you mean?
A resolution? That's the only mother resolution we gonna get. Brother,
Ain't no other resolution, ain't no other resolution.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
We ain't ain't.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
We ain't got else to talk about. We ain't got
a mother sing to talk about. That's the resolution I
got fighting. I'll tell you what, brou I'm texting mill
right now. I've been texting her since we've been on
this mother phone.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
Okay, I pray, what are you texting her? Farther? No?
What you mean?
Speaker 4 (07:41):
When am I texting her? Fuck? She is the subject matter.
So that's why I'm testing her. But you better pray
to God. This is some money, I hope to God.
You y'all got y'all people stuff with me like this, bydy,
this ain't gonna go good, bro at all at all.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
Okay, So I guess I can't claim them at this point.
Tell mother now, so what you want to do.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Though, Bro, I've already told you what I'm gonna do,
and I'm waiting on mails and funds on this mother.
See she's slower than the mother. She can't fight fair.
But somebody go get me some mouth today. Okay, man,
look at bra I don't know who this is on
the other than the end of this song. I hope
to God there's something somebody X five or something that
(08:31):
I can't even fathom. You better pray to God. Y'all
playing with me? This is some books?
Speaker 6 (08:37):
Okay? Okay? So can I go on tell you this
your dog and then I'm gonna get out your way, man,
because I know how it's gonna go after this. Can
I just go and tell you something else?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
I don't know what the else you can tell me.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
But the only thing I can kill you, only thing
I can tell you, Kendrick, is that this is nephew
Tommy from the Steeve Harvey Morning Show. Your wife Melanie
got me to breakfa call you do well? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:04):
From riding Mother. Look about coming with.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
Man? Y'all?
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Ain't man, Yeah, ain't. And I'm sitting up at Ethan crackling,
and I don't throw him. Awaken my fist first, already happen?
All right?
Speaker 6 (09:25):
Show me this man, what's the baddest that, I mean,
the baddest.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Radio show in the land, man, The Steve Harvey Marre
Show with that righten nephew telling him.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
That is d m W. I'm coming your way this weekend.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Majestic all right, coming up next. I took up for
him in the backfire right after this. You're listening hard
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