June 12, 2024 • 9 mins
Fool #1 feels that he is getting treated unfairly in the church parking lot because of what he drives.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is he
described a different experience. He described a different experience. We'll
get into that find out what that is all about.
But right now it is time for the ignorance. Because
it never stops on this show. It never stops. So
(00:21):
it's a prank phone call with the nephew. Right now.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
What you got nowt We get insulted when we pull
up into the church parking lot and we don't get
to park over there. You know, the attendant pushes us
back this way, and I'm thinking, you know, maybe it's
because of the car that I'm driving.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Maybe that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
All right, So the title of this is the church
parking Lot, The church parking Lot. This goes out there.
Oh you church parking lot ministers. Okay, that's out there
working it, Yeah, telling us where to park. And you know,
you see my car, it don't look good enough. Oh
the ugly cars is over that. We're sending you over there.
All of a sudden, you just stop.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
The land on this. You appoint me that I got
your time.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah, I got to go to the right Yeah, at
the orange wan and you keep pushing us back to this.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Come on, man, and.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Then when you get out the car start walking towards
the church. He got he can't even make an eye
contact with you know, you know, he fits you a
mile out the way in the lot. This right here
is the church parking lot. Let's go catch dog. Uh yeah, Brendan, Hey,
I'm trying to reach you. How you doing? Uh, Brenda?
I want to make sure I got the right person.
You the person that uh you work at the At
(01:31):
the first of all, I go to uh my name,
my name is Calvin, got brother Calvin. But I go
to uh sat Missionary Baptist Church.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
But you yeah, so yeah, everything.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
All right, everything's fine.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Well, I got a little issue and I'm trying to
get to the bottom of it.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
You work in the before service start. You work in
the parking lot on and yeah, yeah, and you tell
people where the park and stuff right right right?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Were you looking for some employment you want to you
want to join us?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
No? No, Noah?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
To see the issue I got, man, I've been dealing
with this probably about the last two months.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Now that okay, hold on, I'm trying to tell you.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
So the problem is when I come to the church
last couple of months, man, I've been I've been coming
like my my my regular card and broke down on me.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
So I had I got an old van that I've
been to hear about that.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah, yeah, you know, I got an old van and
I've been using to get around in so now for
the last two months, I've been riding in it when
I come into the church. You know you and I
find out who you were, but you keep sending me
to the back of the parking lot. And then but
you know I noticed now nah, bro not on the
real So you sending me to the back, and I'm
(02:47):
noticing when I see cars that's like two ten, twenty
fifteen cars.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Well brother, well listen, we don't have no set place
where we put model car. You know, I just direct the.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Traffic, okay, So so you're trying to tell me for
the last two months you just direct traffic, but you
got but you directed me to the back every time.
But a car behind me or a car in front
of me, it'll be going to the front.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
No where you getting this information from me.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I haven't seen you man send people to the front
to park I haven't seen you do.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
No, no, I just I just put you know, the
bigger vehicles in the in the back, and uh certain
you know that it's really no schedule. If you come in,
I just I just direct you to the right of
the left. It's really nothing to it.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Really, So you're not trying to say, so, my my
van being raggedy ain't the reason why I'm.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Be No, no, no, no, no, no, that's not what
we're about. Now, Okay, well, I'm sorry you feel that way.
I mean, so I guess this Sunday.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Let me let me I'm gonna tell you about this
Sunday to make sure.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
No, no, let me tell you right now when my
van pull up there Sunday, I'm gonna tell right now
if I get sent to the back, I'm gonna tell
you right now, it's gonna now, it's gonna be a
problem if I get sent to the back.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Now, you don't have to cut from just this. Calm down,
it's not it's not that serious.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
No, it is that serious. See what already know. I
know I got a ragged ass, man, I know that.
I know that. But I see that's the reason why
I'm getting sent to the back.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
And I know it because the car I had before
y'all was sending me up front.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
So I already know. I'm just saying.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I'm telling you right now, Brendan, I'm telling you right now,
it's gonna be a problem if I get sent to
the back.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Brother. You just singled me out, and.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
No, no did you. I didn't single you out?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
You you are the person that has been sending me
to the back.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Dude, No, No, I haven't.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Hey, man, why you why are you sitting Why you
accusing me of I'm because I didn't seen it.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
No you are. You're calling me, You calling me out
of the blue, and you accuse me of something I'm
not doing.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
No, No, you just sent my ragged ass band to
the back. You didn't done it. You didn't done it
too much? Straight, Brendan, you.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Have done having, Yes you have.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
You have you send all the credit cards up front,
that's what you're doing. But I tell you what comes
Sunday gonna be a problem.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Now.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
You threatened me. I mean now, now, listen, we we
we can meet up at it. We can meet up
there to be for any cars get there. How about that.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I don't care how you want to do it, Brenda.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
You actually do know how you want to do it,
So bring it then.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Okay, I'm letting you know my car, Yeah, my van
gonna build comes your.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Bent, your band. It's me and you. How about that
you want you and you want to talk tough tony stuff?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Oh okay, so you are you sweating all up? Now?
All right?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
So now like you already did so, I guess I'm matching.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Okay, well, no, proud, I'm going.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
To listen, brother, brother, listen, You're not gonna call my
phone and threaten me and tell me what you what
you think I did when I didn't do it.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
I told you man, you've been sending me to the
damn back man.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
That's what we passed. What you thought?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Okay, that what it is. No, it's what I know.
It's what I know, Brendan, It's what I know. Okay,
you didn't You didn't.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Sit where you are right now?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Okay, you know you know what got you know what?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I'll tell you what you are right now, come sunny,
that's yours, damn bron.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no about what you're
doing right now?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
What you mean what I'm doing right now? I'm at
work right now.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Oh oh oh so you at work calling me about
some bull parking spot.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Oh okay, Oh, look at the cussing Christian. Now look
at you. No, look at the cuss No, no, no.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
No, matter of fact you Okay, if you want to
do something, let's do it now, parking lot. I don't
I don't care.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
We'll be at okay. Okay.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
That's one thing you're not gonna do is disrespect me.
I'm telling you that right now. Brother, Calvin, you bring,
I'm gonna fold you like a wet piece of paper.
You don't know who you're with, Okay, I didn't been
locked up six seven years. I'm just in the church
trying to get my life together. And you said you're
just gonna talk to me. You got another thing coming, brother,
I'm gonna tell you that right now. So you want
to get it on, meet me in the parking lot
(06:48):
right now. I give you an hour to get there
your piece of tonight.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Now you're trying to scare me with your no, not
with your background. What it is you're trying to scare
me with your background or something like EVI then you
I ain't know you had been in jail with the
wrong one. I'm just gonna say this. Do you know
Lester that that also he also had the cars parking?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Would you buy yourself out of this you're talking about?
I know a lesson?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Okay, okay, Leicester is the person to tell me to
call you. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Morning Brenda, your boy Lester in the parking lot got
me the frank fronk car.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
I brought the lockdown out there?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
You man?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Did I bring the lockdown out there?
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Strangle y'all got me out here talking reckless cast? Go
ahead this.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
By hanging in there, bro, and then do this for me. Man,
tell me this. What is the baddest and I mean
the baddest radio show in.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
The last man is Steve Harvey Radio Man.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Hey man, if you see somebody's sonny pull up in
a van, show them some love, But show.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Them some love.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
I have to call out this week. My heart can't
take it.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
If nothing else has happened.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Y'all ought to be in it, ought to be in
your spirit to get up and go on this great
getting up Sunday. All right, it's coming Sunday. Y'all ought
to be getting ready to get up and go get
your praise on all right? That that did that jump started?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Why couldn't you just say good morning to the Parking
lot Ministry and gives them something?
Speaker 3 (08:30):
God, they got too much power. Put your power? Yeah,
your power wrong, there's no spirit in your power.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
It right?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yeah, but over here, over here, ain't none worse than
parking lot of power.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Nothing worse than that.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Don't when they backing you into your spot and they
put that that hole like I can see too.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I know I ain't just start driving.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah yeah then they right there, yeah yeah that one.
Come on back, come on back, God, I'm coming. I
got okay, I got a I got a camera in
the back. I know what I'm doing. Okay, thank you LP.
Parking lot power. Okay, parking lot power. We're gonna have
some power this Saturday night. And Dallas's baby all my
(09:20):
Texas A and M Buddy's been calling me. They coming
to the show to see me. I am excited. I
am elated. Uh and the Nephew got something for you man.
It's at the Majestic. It is Saturday night. It is
Nephew Thomas House party comedy Jam. We gonna jam, we
gonna party. Were gonna laugh all that wrapped up in
the one. It's a show you don't want to miss.
Nobody have nothing like this. I'm sorry. I think from
(09:42):
the left side.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
All right, nephews, ain't nobody coming up back?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
No Strawberry letter.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
He described a different experience. We'll get into that right
after this. You're listening hard morning show.
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is he
described a different experience. He described a different experience. We'll
get into that find out what that is all about.
But right now it is time for the ignorance. Because
it never stops on this show. It never stops. So
(00:21):
it's a prank phone call with the nephew. Right now.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
What you got nowt We get insulted when we pull
up into the church parking lot and we don't get
to park over there. You know, the attendant pushes us
back this way, and I'm thinking, you know, maybe it's
because of the car that I'm driving.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Maybe that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
All right, So the title of this is the church
parking Lot, The church parking Lot. This goes out there.
Oh you church parking lot ministers. Okay, that's out there
working it, Yeah, telling us where to park. And you know,
you see my car, it don't look good enough. Oh
the ugly cars is over that. We're sending you over there.
All of a sudden, you just stop.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
The land on this. You appoint me that I got
your time.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah, I got to go to the right Yeah, at
the orange wan and you keep pushing us back to this.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Come on, man, and.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Then when you get out the car start walking towards
the church. He got he can't even make an eye
contact with you know, you know, he fits you a
mile out the way in the lot. This right here
is the church parking lot. Let's go catch dog. Uh yeah, Brendan, Hey,
I'm trying to reach you. How you doing? Uh, Brenda?
I want to make sure I got the right person.
You the person that uh you work at the At
(01:31):
the first of all, I go to uh my name,
my name is Calvin, got brother Calvin. But I go
to uh sat Missionary Baptist Church.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
But you yeah, so yeah, everything.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
All right, everything's fine.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Well, I got a little issue and I'm trying to
get to the bottom of it.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
You work in the before service start. You work in
the parking lot on and yeah, yeah, and you tell
people where the park and stuff right right right?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Were you looking for some employment you want to you
want to join us?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
No? No, Noah?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
To see the issue I got, man, I've been dealing
with this probably about the last two months.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Now that okay, hold on, I'm trying to tell you.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
So the problem is when I come to the church
last couple of months, man, I've been I've been coming
like my my my regular card and broke down on me.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
So I had I got an old van that I've
been to hear about that.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah, yeah, you know, I got an old van and
I've been using to get around in so now for
the last two months, I've been riding in it when
I come into the church. You know you and I
find out who you were, but you keep sending me
to the back of the parking lot. And then but
you know I noticed now nah, bro not on the
real So you sending me to the back, and I'm
(02:47):
noticing when I see cars that's like two ten, twenty
fifteen cars.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Well brother, well listen, we don't have no set place
where we put model car. You know, I just direct the.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Traffic, okay, So so you're trying to tell me for
the last two months you just direct traffic, but you
got but you directed me to the back every time.
But a car behind me or a car in front
of me, it'll be going to the front.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
No where you getting this information from me.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I haven't seen you man send people to the front
to park I haven't seen you do.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
No, no, I just I just put you know, the
bigger vehicles in the in the back, and uh certain
you know that it's really no schedule. If you come in,
I just I just direct you to the right of
the left. It's really nothing to it.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Really, So you're not trying to say, so, my my
van being raggedy ain't the reason why I'm.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Be No, no, no, no, no, no, that's not what
we're about. Now, Okay, well, I'm sorry you feel that way.
I mean, so I guess this Sunday.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Let me let me I'm gonna tell you about this
Sunday to make sure.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
No, no, let me tell you right now when my
van pull up there Sunday, I'm gonna tell right now
if I get sent to the back, I'm gonna tell
you right now, it's gonna now, it's gonna be a
problem if I get sent to the back.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Now, you don't have to cut from just this. Calm down,
it's not it's not that serious.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
No, it is that serious. See what already know. I
know I got a ragged ass, man, I know that.
I know that. But I see that's the reason why
I'm getting sent to the back.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
And I know it because the car I had before
y'all was sending me up front.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
So I already know. I'm just saying.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I'm telling you right now, Brendan, I'm telling you right now,
it's gonna be a problem if I get sent to
the back.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Brother. You just singled me out, and.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
No, no did you. I didn't single you out?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
You you are the person that has been sending me
to the back.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Dude, No, No, I haven't.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Hey, man, why you why are you sitting Why you
accusing me of I'm because I didn't seen it.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
No you are. You're calling me, You calling me out
of the blue, and you accuse me of something I'm
not doing.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
No, No, you just sent my ragged ass band to
the back. You didn't done it. You didn't done it
too much? Straight, Brendan, you.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Have done having, Yes you have.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
You have you send all the credit cards up front,
that's what you're doing. But I tell you what comes
Sunday gonna be a problem.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Now.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
You threatened me. I mean now, now, listen, we we
we can meet up at it. We can meet up
there to be for any cars get there. How about that.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I don't care how you want to do it, Brenda.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
You actually do know how you want to do it,
So bring it then.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Okay, I'm letting you know my car, Yeah, my van
gonna build comes your.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Bent, your band. It's me and you. How about that
you want you and you want to talk tough tony stuff?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Oh okay, so you are you sweating all up? Now?
All right?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
So now like you already did so, I guess I'm matching.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Okay, well, no, proud, I'm going.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
To listen, brother, brother, listen, You're not gonna call my
phone and threaten me and tell me what you what
you think I did when I didn't do it.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
I told you man, you've been sending me to the
damn back man.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
That's what we passed. What you thought?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Okay, that what it is. No, it's what I know.
It's what I know, Brendan, It's what I know. Okay,
you didn't You didn't.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Sit where you are right now?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Okay, you know you know what got you know what?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I'll tell you what you are right now, come sunny,
that's yours, damn bron.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no about what you're
doing right now?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
What you mean what I'm doing right now? I'm at
work right now.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Oh oh oh so you at work calling me about
some bull parking spot.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Oh okay, Oh, look at the cussing Christian. Now look
at you. No, look at the cuss No, no, no.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
No, matter of fact you Okay, if you want to
do something, let's do it now, parking lot. I don't
I don't care.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
We'll be at okay. Okay.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
That's one thing you're not gonna do is disrespect me.
I'm telling you that right now. Brother, Calvin, you bring,
I'm gonna fold you like a wet piece of paper.
You don't know who you're with, Okay, I didn't been
locked up six seven years. I'm just in the church
trying to get my life together. And you said you're
just gonna talk to me. You got another thing coming, brother,
I'm gonna tell you that right now. So you want
to get it on, meet me in the parking lot
(06:48):
right now. I give you an hour to get there
your piece of tonight.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Now you're trying to scare me with your no, not
with your background. What it is you're trying to scare
me with your background or something like EVI then you
I ain't know you had been in jail with the
wrong one. I'm just gonna say this. Do you know
Lester that that also he also had the cars parking?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Would you buy yourself out of this you're talking about?
I know a lesson?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Okay, okay, Leicester is the person to tell me to
call you. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Morning Brenda, your boy Lester in the parking lot got
me the frank fronk car.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
I brought the lockdown out there?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
You man?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Did I bring the lockdown out there?
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Strangle y'all got me out here talking reckless cast? Go
ahead this.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
By hanging in there, bro, and then do this for me. Man,
tell me this. What is the baddest and I mean
the baddest radio show in.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
The last man is Steve Harvey Radio Man.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Hey man, if you see somebody's sonny pull up in
a van, show them some love, But show.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Them some love.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
I have to call out this week. My heart can't
take it.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
If nothing else has happened.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Y'all ought to be in it, ought to be in
your spirit to get up and go on this great
getting up Sunday. All right, it's coming Sunday. Y'all ought
to be getting ready to get up and go get
your praise on all right? That that did that jump started?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Why couldn't you just say good morning to the Parking
lot Ministry and gives them something?
Speaker 3 (08:30):
God, they got too much power. Put your power? Yeah,
your power wrong, there's no spirit in your power.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
It right?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yeah, but over here, over here, ain't none worse than
parking lot of power.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Nothing worse than that.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Don't when they backing you into your spot and they
put that that hole like I can see too.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I know I ain't just start driving.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah yeah then they right there, yeah yeah that one.
Come on back, come on back, God, I'm coming. I
got okay, I got a I got a camera in
the back. I know what I'm doing. Okay, thank you LP.
Parking lot power. Okay, parking lot power. We're gonna have
some power this Saturday night. And Dallas's baby all my
(09:20):
Texas A and M Buddy's been calling me. They coming
to the show to see me. I am excited. I
am elated. Uh and the Nephew got something for you man.
It's at the Majestic. It is Saturday night. It is
Nephew Thomas House party comedy Jam. We gonna jam, we
gonna party. Were gonna laugh all that wrapped up in
the one. It's a show you don't want to miss.
Nobody have nothing like this. I'm sorry. I think from
(09:42):
the left side.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
All right, nephews, ain't nobody coming up back?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
No Strawberry letter.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
He described a different experience. We'll get into that right
after this. You're listening hard morning show.
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