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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today and the subject is can
you please stop touching me? Let's get into that find
out what that's all about. It's pretty obvious it's time
now for today's prank phone call. And the nephew is here.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
What do you have next? I am here.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
You didn't fall and you ain't getting no money. I'm
gonna say it one more again. You didn't fall and
you ain't getting no money?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Now, hey tell.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Me that something somebody black you're talking to of course, okay,
because if they failed, they won't they money.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Yes, okay, but I'm just letting you know if you
didn't fall and you didn't get no and you're not
getting no money, now, let's go catdough.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
That's all I got to say to you now.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
In the way the Cannonbury of Mama Na, I'm trying
to reach you, Glinda, and please, how you doing.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
My name is Brad.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I'm actually with the A and C Department Accidents and Conditions.
Wanted to give you a call and see how you're
doing this morning.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I'm just fine, great, great. Now.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I am the the Accident and Condition Coordinated the last
person that goes to before actually issuing out a check
and just wanted to give you a call and see
how everything is going going. Have you Have you been
to the doctor on your fall and just wanted to
do a follow up with you and make sure everything
is okay.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
Yeah, everything is just fine.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Have you needed to do any any rehabilitation work or
anything like that. This is just a random procedure of
all the notes that I have to write down, and
like I said, this is the final step of getting
you out of check. Now, the last heard if you
were offered two thousand dollars? Is that correct?
Speaker 5 (01:45):
If you were there, you going to the supervised you
would know all that if you were there.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Okay, Well, I'm just looking at the file that I have. Man,
I don't have everything you got.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
That wrote down? That's what they all.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Okay, Well listen, here's what we're doing. I've also been
brought some other records. Is this the first time you've
actually had an incident like this? Is this the first
time you've had an incident of actually falling?
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Yeah, yeah, that's my first time.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Okay, Well, actually, what we're doing looking over the records here,
I've got some actual incidents that it seems like you've
actually fallen several times in other places. And what I'm
having to do here, ma'am, is let you know that
I am not going to sign off on this at all.
(02:35):
So the money that has meant offered to you, I
am no longer going to be. I'm not going to
confirm this check to go out to you. I don't
think that there's anything wrong with you. I don't think
that you have a problem. I think that there's something
that you deliberately did in one of our stores.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
I could cure less about what you think what happened
was that was on the floor. I feel I'm a
day gonna have to pay for the client either way
it go.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
No, we're not gonna actually, ma'am. What I'm gonna have
to do is get you to come down and sign.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Uh an agreement in nowhere.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yes, I'm gonna need you to come down and sign
an agreement that you actually made this whole thing up,
and I need that.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
I'm not coming nowhere.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Look, ma'am, I don't.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Care if you come down or I have to come
down and haul your in because I'm not signing over
a check to you for somebody that deliberately laid down
in the floor and.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Act like something was wrong with them.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Good, deliberately done?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
How exactly did it was?
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Witnesses? You need to talk to them.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I've spoken to every witness, and you know what, ma'am everyone, thank.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
You to every witness. Because my friend was there, you
haven't spoken to her.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
There's a lot of people that assume that you're lying.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Well, I don't care what they assume.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Man, let me explain something. We can take this thing further.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I even have you on video actually deliberately laying down
in the middle of the floor as if you have
no I am not, ma'am, and we're not going to
give you two thousand. We're not going to give you
two dollars.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
What's name?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
My name is Brad with the A n C Department.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Well, you want him your job too much? Wrong because
you're a fool.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
No, no, I'm not a fool. I want to make
sure that you understand. I want to make sure that
you understand that this is not something that you can
do or continue to do. Now.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I want to hear it out of your mouth. You
tell me, did you lay down on that floor deliberately?
Speaker 5 (04:27):
You claim you think I'm finished sitting here and tell
you I deliberately laid down in the floor.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Oh am, I crazy crazy for you to sit here and.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Tell me to track them to sell that it as all.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
No, deliberately laid down on that floor, and you're deliberately
trying to get two thousand dollars worth of money that
does not.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Belong to you what you just reviewed. Damn kate then
and you will see what help.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Would you like for me to get authorities to come over,
ma'am and bring you in? Because what.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Whether you want to get it?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
If I need to send authorities down there, may.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
You send them over here? I scared of them either,
I'm not. I'm not.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
They're gonna bring you in and you're gonna sign this form.
I have then deliberately lay down.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
On that floor.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Your food, the nerve.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Of you black people.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
I'm not coming in. I'm not signing nothing. Now. What
you tell, ma'am, I don't know. I ain't never heard
that you tail, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Now I want you to bring your little narrow black
behind in here so we can get.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
This stuff rectified as what I want done?
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Are you crazy? Your dasker? You ain't the sharpest tool
in the shade. I tell you that I am not
coming in. I don't know what I would have to
come in.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Fun I want you to sign a form that you
deliberately lay down on this floor and it was all fictitious.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
No wonder would I do something like that and then
go to jail.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Why would you lay down in the floor in the
first place, and when you know nothing.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
I told you I didn't do that.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Yes she did, Yes you did. Was in front of
you in your eyes, and tell when.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
You're lying, I'm told you. I told you. What have
mass it? That's all bid?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Hey, can I say? Let me say one more Hello?
Call her right back.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I don't want to continue to go back and forth.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Look, Look you're really pissed. Look I told you what happened.
I'm not going to keep on telling you that. I
don't know why you keep calling me. Let me speak
to your damn supervised.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Let me say, well, first of all, man, First of all,
I am the supervisor.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
This is what I want. I think we can get
this cut.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Look what the I'm gonna come in time.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
What's what I want you to do? If you come
down and sign it out together?
Speaker 5 (06:40):
You think I'm gonna come and sign some papers saying
I laid on the floor and ain't None of that
truth was on the floor. I fail. That's it. That's all. Now,
what the are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Have you been drinking?
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Have you been drinking? You've been drinking. I want to
got to doing anything well? I do my own personal
time is my best drinking. Don't keep calling me with that.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Okay, I'm gonna one thing.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
You still hurt and you're talking about you ain't gonna
get me no money. You crain't up, damn gonna get
some money. They should hate that. Step off the flow.
Then I wanna be having the goos through none of this.
You have I been drinking?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Glenda. I'm gonna say one more thing to you and
then I'm gonna let you go.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
This is Nephew Timming from a Steve Harvey mart show.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
You just got prayed by your brother j T.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
James James, Baby James Kat James.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
I'm gonna get him when he gets home.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
This is nephew Tommy. How you doing, baby?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
You stand your ground, Baby, stand your ground, baby standing.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
You all right?
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. I press was going up
a little bit but now I'm fine. Now.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Everybody here at the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
We love you, Glenda, Okay, thank you, I love you too.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Come on, get some prank praise up in here. Come on,
he didn't fall you.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Better ask somebody.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Man. It is Friday. I am excited. I'm on my
way to Dallas, Texas. I'm about to get up at
the Majestic. I am reuniting with my partners down my nigue,
Tony Tony Roberts were about to have some fun and
it is going down tomorrow night, Saturday night in Dallas,
Texas at the Majestic.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
And I got a few tickets left, y'all.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Come on hang out with your Boddy nephew is in
full force, back in stride again. When I first got
back on stage, right after, right after the whole cancer scared,
took me a minute to get my rhythm back, get
my time in together.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Now I'm I'm killing it now.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Okay, I got my rhythm back, Baby, I got my
I got my pepp at my step. Come watch me
as I unfold and tell you all about my journey
and all through comedy. You're gonna hear it all. Man,
I'm talking about my wife. I don't know she coming
to the shelf.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Man means you don't know if your wife coming to
the show. Is Father's Day weekend, of course she's gonna
be with you.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
You think. And it's I anniversary anniversary of so definitely
gonna be with you. But she gonna she's fins hear
these jokes.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
She ain't heard, Julia, but she's been hearing about him
from her friends.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
And it's just girl, he'd be talking about you out
through his show.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Oh you know, man, we can only talk about what
we go through.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I know, I know, and I just hope she understand that.
I just hope she.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
I hope she does too, for your sake.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Coming up next, go get the check, baby.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Objects, Can you please stop touching me. We'll get into
it right after this. You're listening Morning Show