June 24, 2024 • 9 mins
As a new member of the church, Fool #1 is telling a young man of the congregation that he wants to date his mama.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's today's strawberry letter that's subject, get
the funk out my face. Heard this somewhere, Uh, let's
get the put What's different though? Right now though the
nephew is here with today's prank phone call?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
What you got now?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Uh? I don't know how clearly I can say it,
but let me try it like that, I want to
date your mama? What dog? Wait what you didn't hear it? Okay,
I mean, let me say it again, because you didn't
hear I want to date your mama. No, so you
somebody's son. Are you telling them that that I want
to date your mama? Okay? And you're telling them like that, Hey,
(00:43):
I wanna date your mam all right? All right, mama's
need love too. It's a lot of mama's out here
in the sixties need some love. Okay, Hey, man, my
mom in a sixty. You can't say that. You want
me to say it again? You want me to say
it again? No, close close your eye with your mom
and your mind. Close eye with your mom and your mind.
(01:03):
Not close eyes, closed eyes, And I'm gonna say it
while you got to add I want to date your mama.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
That is crazy, and you know it's great.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Mama's need love. How you think y'all got here? Hello?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
But you being our daddy?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Here, my daddy, I ain't trying to be your dad.
I'm trying to date your mama. Okay, we're gonna have
to learn how to coexist in this house together, me
and you because I want to date your mama. All right,
let's go listen to it. Everybody listened to it with
an open mind. Okay, all right, listen to it. Everybody
need love and mama's doe too close eyes, Junior, I'm
(01:43):
not doing that. I want to date your mama. Let's
go catch dog.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Hello, I'm trying to reach I'm trying to reach Mss Burns.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
This is Jesus her Son.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
How you doing man? My name is Gordon Gordon. I
just recently joined the church man within the last month,
and I'm trying to get in touch with Miss Burne.
One of the members gave me a number, but I
guess they must have gave me the wrong number. I
guess is this a home number or.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
What is this? Hold up? Who is this again?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
My name is Gordon Gordon. I'm a new member at
the church. Is this your number?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Yeah, man, this is my phone number. I'm James, I'm
a son.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Oh that's your mom. Okay, that's your mother?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Right?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
All right? Well, yeah, my bad man. I was trying
to get in touch with Mss Barnes. Now, is do
you ever a cell or a home number somewhere I
can get in touch with Ms Barnes.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Wait till I tell me tell you your name? Is what? Gordon? Gordon?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Gordon? Not just join the church? Man, So I might
not have met you yet. James, Okay, Well, God bless
you man, Thank you man. I appreciate it. Is it
anyway I could get your mom's home number for me?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I mean, you're just join the church. I mean I
don't say why you wouldn't be able to talk to it.
I mean, is there anything? Is there a message I
could pass on to of them?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Well? Yeah, I mean I'm trying to see if it's
all right for for me to take her out. I've
been seeing her for the last Hold up, No up,
hold up, hold up, holdo ho tell about that you You
were just sending you a new member to the church,
and somebody gave you or they were attempting.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
To give you my mother's number, and you're asking me
if you could take an hout.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Man.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Well, I wasn't asking you. I thought I had her
phone number. I guess they give me your number by mistake.
You know, that's my reason for Carl. I thought I
was gonna get her. I want to take her out,
you know, maybe to dinner or something.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Well, I'll be quite honest me, I just came back
home from overseas, from fighting and everything.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Man.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
And uh, I mean, you know, my pops just passed
away not too long ago. And I ain't you know,
I ain't too keen on my mama going out with somebody.
And besides, you don't even sound like you. Hey, she
in the sixties. Man, old are you?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Man? I'm thirty six?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
The hell out of hears you? How old? Man, I'm
thirty six, I'm thirty four. What is you doing? You
do realize my mom is pushing sixty, right?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
But you know what, man, I look at it like James, right, James,
I look at it like it's you know, hey, ain't number,
but the number, man, this wasn't in your heart? Man,
And how you carry yourself? You know?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Yeah? But mom Hey, hey, but my mama ain't no
cougar like that, and I know she ain't coming after
you right now. I remember telling me that she tried
some new things at this church, but going out with
some thirty thirty.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
How are you you do a baby? Man, I'm thirty.
I'm thirty six.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Dude. Man, you like my brother or something. Man, ain't
nowhere in the world my mama gonna be dated. Okay, thing, James,
let me say this man.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
First of I ain't even know I was calling you.
Second of all, I'm calling to speak with her. I'm
not calling trying to get permission from you.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Ms.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Burns is a grown woman. This woe decided?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Whoa whoa whoa talking about that? I don't think you
were of it, man, I just came back from fighting
over see. My pops passed away not too long ago.
I am the man at the house. Let's get that
straight right now, all right. I don't care if I'm
still living at home or not. I'm the man of
this house, all right. You calling to ask my mama
on a date, Yeah, you might. I will just stick
to church, dog, because you know, as I said, be blessed.
(05:03):
But it ain't gonna be no blessing from me to you.
I tell you that right now.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Okay, I'm not looking for a blessing from you at all. Bro.
You might now I'm less, but I respect the fact
that you've been overseas and you've been fighting for this country. Okay,
But if I decide I want to speak to Miss
Burns about going out, I think Miss Burns has every
right to decide if she would like to go out
with Gordon or not. And Gordon wants to take her out,
(05:29):
I thought her up.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Hold up, look, brother, I don't care how old you
say you are, all right, Number one, you're too young,
as I already mentioned. All right, this ain't going down with.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
You and my mom. I'm straight up, hey man, that's
for your mama to decide.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
No, no, no, you bringing up my mama. You letting
the word your mama come out your mouth again, that's
gonna get you up.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
All right.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
I don't know where you're from. I don't get how
old you are.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I'm pretty sick.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
I know what church my mama go to and and
it ain't gonna be her and you you ain't gonna
be asking her out, all right. I don't give what
it take. I would show up on Sunday, catch her
in the pul pit or wherever you're gonna be sitting
in the back in the choir. It don't matter something
is going down. You are not gonna get with my
mama like that. You got that.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
That's up for your mama to decide if your mama
want to go out with me to have dinner. I
ain't nothing wrong.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
With this, man, I'm deciding it right now. It ain't
gonna happen. I told you before, be blessed or get
your woo. You got two choices, all right. I didn't fight.
Let's see three years to come back and also deal
with my daddy died and then come back. Man, I'm
suffering from PSD. Dog, I don't know what I'm gonna
do unless you want to get it like that something
(06:42):
from once a PSD post traumatic stress syndrome, and I
will release all that on you got that one. I
don't play it.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Hey, man, listen, I don't want no trouble.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
It don't matter to me.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
You can count you, okay. Look man, listen, I ain't
trying to have no trouble out you. Man. All I'm
finna say is this right here. I'm I talk to
you mama on Sunday. Okay, you ain't gonna talk to
are you not? Man? Okay, I'm crazy right now? Okay?
Can I say this? Can I say one more thing
to you? Manfo you explode.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
You ain't got nothing else to say.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I got one more thing before you explode? Man?
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Is you listening? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Man, James? What hey? Man? I want to tell you this. Man.
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
Your mama, I got me the brank phone call.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
You hit them out of here.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
This is who Hey man, This is nephew Tommy from
the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Man.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Your mama told me. She said, my son been overseas,
he's been fighting. I'm glad to have him home. She said.
We got to get that backed the spirit of laughing.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Man, my mama, are you are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Man? We got you good.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
We listened to this show overseas.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Man. First of all, I got to say thank you
for fighting for this country. I want to ask you
one more thing. What is the baddest and I mean
the bad this radio show in the lane? Man?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Nothing but the Steve Harvey more than show Get It
overseason in the States. Thanks man?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Did I put that stupid up in there this morning?
Did I put that stupid in there? This mom? All right?
All right to all you mama's out there to send
their sixties and seventies that's looking for a man and
want to date a little something something. I understand. Timmy,
know you need love? Yes you do, Yes you do.
Of course I'm getting ready to go shoot ready to
love in Philadelphia. And while I am there, I will
(08:33):
be at the Helium Comedy Club July twenty six, twenty seven,
twenty eight tickets on say right now the nephew, I
ain't gonna say comedy town, nephew gonna be in town.
I will be in Philly. So we gonna show a
little brotherly love, and y'all come on out and see
you boy. We're gonna have a good time, all right.
That's Nephew, Tommy and friends at the Helium Comedy Club
July twenty six through the twenty eight. And I got
(08:54):
a bunch more land in the cut. Y'all want to
see what's going on with me, go to Thomasmins dot
com Thomas Miles dot com.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
All right, thank you nephew. Up next, it is my
Strawberry letter for today. This subject get the funk out
my face. We'll get into that right after this. You're
listening to Harvey Morning Show.
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's today's strawberry letter that's subject, get
the funk out my face. Heard this somewhere, Uh, let's
get the put What's different though? Right now though the
nephew is here with today's prank phone call?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
What you got now?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Uh? I don't know how clearly I can say it,
but let me try it like that, I want to
date your mama? What dog? Wait what you didn't hear it? Okay,
I mean, let me say it again, because you didn't
hear I want to date your mama. No, so you
somebody's son. Are you telling them that that I want
to date your mama? Okay? And you're telling them like that, Hey,
(00:43):
I wanna date your mam all right? All right, mama's
need love too. It's a lot of mama's out here
in the sixties need some love. Okay, Hey, man, my
mom in a sixty. You can't say that. You want
me to say it again? You want me to say
it again? No, close close your eye with your mom
and your mind. Close eye with your mom and your mind.
(01:03):
Not close eyes, closed eyes, And I'm gonna say it
while you got to add I want to date your mama.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
That is crazy, and you know it's great.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Mama's need love. How you think y'all got here? Hello?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
But you being our daddy?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Here, my daddy, I ain't trying to be your dad.
I'm trying to date your mama. Okay, we're gonna have
to learn how to coexist in this house together, me
and you because I want to date your mama. All right,
let's go listen to it. Everybody listened to it with
an open mind. Okay, all right, listen to it. Everybody
need love and mama's doe too close eyes, Junior, I'm
(01:43):
not doing that. I want to date your mama. Let's
go catch dog.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Hello, I'm trying to reach I'm trying to reach Mss Burns.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
This is Jesus her Son.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
How you doing man? My name is Gordon Gordon. I
just recently joined the church man within the last month,
and I'm trying to get in touch with Miss Burne.
One of the members gave me a number, but I
guess they must have gave me the wrong number. I
guess is this a home number or.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
What is this? Hold up? Who is this again?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
My name is Gordon Gordon. I'm a new member at
the church. Is this your number?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Yeah, man, this is my phone number. I'm James, I'm
a son.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Oh that's your mom. Okay, that's your mother?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Right?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
All right? Well, yeah, my bad man. I was trying
to get in touch with Mss Barnes. Now, is do
you ever a cell or a home number somewhere I
can get in touch with Ms Barnes.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Wait till I tell me tell you your name? Is what? Gordon? Gordon?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Gordon? Not just join the church? Man, So I might
not have met you yet. James, Okay, Well, God bless
you man, Thank you man. I appreciate it. Is it
anyway I could get your mom's home number for me?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I mean, you're just join the church. I mean I
don't say why you wouldn't be able to talk to it.
I mean, is there anything? Is there a message I
could pass on to of them?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Well? Yeah, I mean I'm trying to see if it's
all right for for me to take her out. I've
been seeing her for the last Hold up, No up,
hold up, hold up, holdo ho tell about that you You
were just sending you a new member to the church,
and somebody gave you or they were attempting.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
To give you my mother's number, and you're asking me
if you could take an hout.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Man.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Well, I wasn't asking you. I thought I had her
phone number. I guess they give me your number by mistake.
You know, that's my reason for Carl. I thought I
was gonna get her. I want to take her out,
you know, maybe to dinner or something.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Well, I'll be quite honest me, I just came back
home from overseas, from fighting and everything.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Man.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
And uh, I mean, you know, my pops just passed
away not too long ago. And I ain't you know,
I ain't too keen on my mama going out with somebody.
And besides, you don't even sound like you. Hey, she
in the sixties. Man, old are you?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Man? I'm thirty six?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
The hell out of hears you? How old? Man, I'm
thirty six, I'm thirty four. What is you doing? You
do realize my mom is pushing sixty, right?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
But you know what, man, I look at it like James, right, James,
I look at it like it's you know, hey, ain't number,
but the number, man, this wasn't in your heart? Man,
And how you carry yourself? You know?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Yeah? But mom Hey, hey, but my mama ain't no
cougar like that, and I know she ain't coming after
you right now. I remember telling me that she tried
some new things at this church, but going out with
some thirty thirty.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
How are you you do a baby? Man, I'm thirty.
I'm thirty six.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Dude. Man, you like my brother or something. Man, ain't
nowhere in the world my mama gonna be dated. Okay, thing, James,
let me say this man.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
First of I ain't even know I was calling you.
Second of all, I'm calling to speak with her. I'm
not calling trying to get permission from you.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Ms.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Burns is a grown woman. This woe decided?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Whoa whoa whoa talking about that? I don't think you
were of it, man, I just came back from fighting
over see. My pops passed away not too long ago.
I am the man at the house. Let's get that
straight right now, all right. I don't care if I'm
still living at home or not. I'm the man of
this house, all right. You calling to ask my mama
on a date, Yeah, you might. I will just stick
to church, dog, because you know, as I said, be blessed.
(05:03):
But it ain't gonna be no blessing from me to you.
I tell you that right now.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Okay, I'm not looking for a blessing from you at all. Bro.
You might now I'm less, but I respect the fact
that you've been overseas and you've been fighting for this country. Okay,
But if I decide I want to speak to Miss
Burns about going out, I think Miss Burns has every
right to decide if she would like to go out
with Gordon or not. And Gordon wants to take her out,
(05:29):
I thought her up.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Hold up, look, brother, I don't care how old you
say you are, all right, Number one, you're too young,
as I already mentioned. All right, this ain't going down with.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
You and my mom. I'm straight up, hey man, that's
for your mama to decide.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
No, no, no, you bringing up my mama. You letting
the word your mama come out your mouth again, that's
gonna get you up.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
All right.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
I don't know where you're from. I don't get how
old you are.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I'm pretty sick.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
I know what church my mama go to and and
it ain't gonna be her and you you ain't gonna
be asking her out, all right. I don't give what
it take. I would show up on Sunday, catch her
in the pul pit or wherever you're gonna be sitting
in the back in the choir. It don't matter something
is going down. You are not gonna get with my
mama like that. You got that.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
That's up for your mama to decide if your mama
want to go out with me to have dinner. I
ain't nothing wrong.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
With this, man, I'm deciding it right now. It ain't
gonna happen. I told you before, be blessed or get
your woo. You got two choices, all right. I didn't fight.
Let's see three years to come back and also deal
with my daddy died and then come back. Man, I'm
suffering from PSD. Dog, I don't know what I'm gonna
do unless you want to get it like that something
(06:42):
from once a PSD post traumatic stress syndrome, and I
will release all that on you got that one. I
don't play it.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Hey, man, listen, I don't want no trouble.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
It don't matter to me.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
You can count you, okay. Look man, listen, I ain't
trying to have no trouble out you. Man. All I'm
finna say is this right here. I'm I talk to
you mama on Sunday. Okay, you ain't gonna talk to
are you not? Man? Okay, I'm crazy right now? Okay?
Can I say this? Can I say one more thing
to you? Manfo you explode.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
You ain't got nothing else to say.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I got one more thing before you explode? Man?
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Is you listening? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Man, James? What hey? Man? I want to tell you this. Man.
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
Your mama, I got me the brank phone call.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
You hit them out of here.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
This is who Hey man, This is nephew Tommy from
the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Man.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Your mama told me. She said, my son been overseas,
he's been fighting. I'm glad to have him home. She said.
We got to get that backed the spirit of laughing.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Man, my mama, are you are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Man? We got you good.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
We listened to this show overseas.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Man. First of all, I got to say thank you
for fighting for this country. I want to ask you
one more thing. What is the baddest and I mean
the bad this radio show in the lane? Man?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Nothing but the Steve Harvey more than show Get It
overseason in the States. Thanks man?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Did I put that stupid up in there this morning?
Did I put that stupid in there? This mom? All right?
All right to all you mama's out there to send
their sixties and seventies that's looking for a man and
want to date a little something something. I understand. Timmy,
know you need love? Yes you do, Yes you do.
Of course I'm getting ready to go shoot ready to
love in Philadelphia. And while I am there, I will
(08:33):
be at the Helium Comedy Club July twenty six, twenty seven,
twenty eight tickets on say right now the nephew, I
ain't gonna say comedy town, nephew gonna be in town.
I will be in Philly. So we gonna show a
little brotherly love, and y'all come on out and see
you boy. We're gonna have a good time, all right.
That's Nephew, Tommy and friends at the Helium Comedy Club
July twenty six through the twenty eight. And I got
(08:54):
a bunch more land in the cut. Y'all want to
see what's going on with me, go to Thomasmins dot
com Thomas Miles dot com.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
All right, thank you nephew. Up next, it is my
Strawberry letter for today. This subject get the funk out
my face. We'll get into that right after this. You're
listening to Harvey Morning Show.
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