June 25, 2024 • 9 mins
Fool #1 tells a man that his wife will do the 4/3 split. She spends 4 days with husband and 3 days with Fool #1 and all of this is her idea!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the time of the hour, right about
four minutes after today's Strawberry letter. But up next, nephew
Tommy right here with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
What you got f But I think I've found out
a way to help a lot of different relationships out there.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I am.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I am ready to love guy, you know what I mean.
I'm I'm I'm gonna throw a little something at you.
I think, you know, if we do something called a
four to three relationship four three relationship, I think this
really has the ability to take off and do some
goodness in relationships for three.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Four to three is where you're with your husband for
four days and another man for three days, and we
balance that thing, you see what I'm saying, and everybody
get some time to themselves, and that's what you want.
This is against my right.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
You don't let them do that on the show.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Wow, No, No, I don't And I can't do that.
I can't do it. I'm not gonna mess up my money.
But but but I'm here on the radio. He's going
to tell you how I'm feeling this morning. Okay, A
four three relationships four days over there, three days over there.
Everybody reunite at the end of the week. Everybody happy.
Let's just see, let's just both three relations So the
(01:20):
name of the show from now, I'm gonna be ready
to love. No, let's go cat dog.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Maurice.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Yeah, this is him.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Hey Maurice, my name, My name is Devin Man. How
you doing this?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Even the brother man, I'm kind of sleeping, man, I'm
working nice, bro, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
This is Devin Man. I talked to your wife, Kesha
the other day. That's that's your wife, right, Yeah, that's
my wife. Yeah. I talked to you. Why she ain't
right now? No, she's not.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
She at work, bro.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Okay, okay, I'll probably got I mean to wake you up.
You work at night or something?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Yeah, I'm a crane operator at night. Bro, been gonna
call me. That's three o'clock, and either this what is
a bill collect or something?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
No? No, no, no, no, no, no no no. I
talked to you wife. Man. She's interested in this thing
we got man called a four to three relationship. She
told me she wanted me to call back and talk
to her husband about it, and she gave me the
number to hit you up. At the house, man, and
let you know all about the four to three relationship
because she's really interested in it.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
A four to three relationship. You say you talked to
my wife about it.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yeah, I talked to Keisha a couple of days ago.
She gave me the number. She said, call him back.
He'll be at home at this time. You can hit
him up and see if he likes she said. But
she definitely likes it, man, and she wanted to see
if you would be interested in the four three relationship too.
You know, I want to get your approval on it
before we went in it further. But your wife was
very excited about it, man. She was wanting to get
started as soon as possible. And I wanted to see
(02:47):
about contacting you and making sure that you agreed and
approved on everything. But she definitely wanted to get your blessing,
gets your approval on it.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Yeah. I'll try to do anything to make her happy, though,
but I got to get some more with some information
about this. What is that again for three three?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
No? No, it's a four to three. A four to
three relationship is what it is.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Okay, Well, if it make her happen, you know, I'm
willing to listen.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Okay, well listen, man, we're probably gonna get started right away,
probably Monday. We'll get started on Monday. Uh, you'll go
through Monday through Thursday and then uh and then i'll
pick up you know, Friday through Sunday, man, and we'll
go ahead and get this thing started. I think after
a month you'll pretty much catch on everything. You know.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
There something gonna be shipped to the house. Pick you say,
pick up?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
What you mean pick up? She don't mention any of
this to.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
You, no, man, she means nothing this to me.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Okay, all right, Well what is the other man? A
four to three relationship, Maurice? Is this? You know, you
spend four days with Keisha and she comes over to
my place and she spends the other three days with me.
That's what a four to three relationship. So see this
kind of frees you up, man on anything you might
want to do on those other three days. Man, well
she might be tying you down, you know, so for
(03:58):
them days, you know, you with her, but the other
three days you kind of have some free time to yourself.
But she'll be over my place on the other three days.
That's what that's what basically a four three relationship is
pardon me? Say what now?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
I say, pardon me? You say she'll spend four days
with me, three days with you.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
That's that's it, sir, That's the four to three relationship
right there. Maurice, you know you're you're really gonna like
this man, Like I say, she was excited about it.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Hold are you serious?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Uh? Yeah, I'm dead serious man, Like I said, Keisha
was excited.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
I know wife, ain't discuss you about basic ship. Spend
it four days with me, three days with man?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Don't you talking about my wife? Alma? No? Yeah, I
know she's you Hold up? What thame again?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
My name is Devin, Devin, say bro. I don't play things, man,
I don't know how got my namba.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
What's What's what I mean? Maurice? What's wrong? I mean
a lot of companies are doing ain't what's wrong? That's
my wife wrong? What you think you're talking to? You
ain't talking to No? What think you talking to? Dude? Okay,
well listen, man, A lot of couples are doing the
four three man, give well what other couples is doing? Homework?
My wife and me ain't interested in those four three relationship.
(05:13):
I can't be. I can't believe you walked my up
for this? Man? Are you saying? You're calling me talking
about all three relationship? You know I told you I
want your name. Why I didn't know you worked that night? Man?
Like I said, see when I came over last week? Man,
Hold hold hold.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
No, you came over well last week. I know you
ain't finished sef with I thank you for the day.
You better not said it.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
You bet, I said it.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Go ahead, go ahead, finish, go ahead, go ahead, player,
you've been talking.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Don't stop, not Alad, Marie holder dog just kids. I'm
a holler. You know now I'm up player, I'm up
now doing I say it? Go ahead? I don't all
I'm saying it. I came by there last week. Man
came by. Well, I came by your house. You come
by my house? Okay? Are you at eighteen four? Get
(06:01):
if I've been here for the last ten years? Oh
so you mean you about your hot house? Okay? No,
because because she said okay, she said I didn't call her.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
He's a right because this burs man. First of all,
you known walk stuff. You gonna tell me you hadn't
been in my house?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Okay? Plays okay, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Okay.
If y'all are nothing interested in the four three man,
then I won't. I won't be wasting the money more.
You can't waste time, you really are you waste time
calling me with my little wife? Don't tell you about
she want to go three? She never told me nothing
about pleasure. You got the wrong one homeball and nothing
wrong my relationship. Okay, okay, So why would she tell
(06:38):
me she interested in the fourth three man? Give up
what she told you? I know? I take care of
my dead room, all right? Oh? Three? I wish she
willdi is three days. I wish she would anyway. I
know you how you know it? I don't know you
from manic Ooh, I don't mind taking off work tonight
to tell me what's going on in my house with
(06:59):
my clean at night? Working off night. Now I'm gonna
ask you again, how do you know us? Man? I
know y'all through Tommy Man. Who is Tommy Tommy? Who's
Tommy Man? Maurice's nephew Tommy. This is nephew Tommy Man
from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Dog. Your wife Kesha
got me the break phone call.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
You man, you tell me about to Steve's hearty show. Yeah, man,
nephew talking the little.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Ball ahead next to Steve.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Man, I know y'all ain't with me. I know y'all
with bed.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Man. If Steve said next to you, tell y'all now,
why you watch Steve need to be over here. He
just slept down. That's your ball head. But you ain't
got nothing that super super man. You know. I got
to go to court, to the CD. Wh you got
to go to where you work at night? Man? All right,
(07:57):
all right, ma ree, I'm gonna let you go back
to sleep. Man, though, tell me this man, what is
the what's that bade you? Joe? I wish I was that.
I wish I would tell you, Hey, man, what's the
baddest radio show in the land? Man? See Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Now you have it full three relationship. Think about it.
Just think about it. Think about it. Okay, just think
about it now. Just give me a shot. All right, right,
My next stop, my next stop, wrapping the microphone. July
twenty six, twenty seven, twenty eight. I will already be
in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. It's the Helium Comedy Club. The Nephew
(08:43):
is coming to Town. Tickets are on sale right now,
right now, right now. What I got laying in the cut?
I got some stuff, man, let me see Buffalo, New York,
laying in the cut. I got some stuff laying in
the cut.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Ok.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I gonna call y'all better, get ready board And if
you come Tallahasset, Floyd, I believe that's laying in the cut.
We'll talk about that later.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
But all right, all right, nephew, thank you. Coming up
next Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is I
want to teach these twins a lesson. Hmm, all right,
we'll get into it right after this. Well, summer's here
and seasonal businesses are hiring everything from mule packers to
drama camp leaders and more. Whether you're hiring for one
(09:21):
of these roles or any other role, you need zip
recruiter to find qualified candidates fast. Immediately after you post
your job, ZipRecruiter smart technology start showing you qualified people
for it. In fact, four out of five employers who
post on ZipRecruiter get a quality candidate within the first day.
Go to ZipRecruiter dot com slash Strawberry to try ZipRecruiter
(09:43):
for free. That ZipRecruiter dot com slash s t r
a w b e r r y
Coming up at the time of the hour, right about
four minutes after today's Strawberry letter. But up next, nephew
Tommy right here with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
What you got f But I think I've found out
a way to help a lot of different relationships out there.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I am.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I am ready to love guy, you know what I mean.
I'm I'm I'm gonna throw a little something at you.
I think, you know, if we do something called a
four to three relationship four three relationship, I think this
really has the ability to take off and do some
goodness in relationships for three.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Four to three is where you're with your husband for
four days and another man for three days, and we
balance that thing, you see what I'm saying, and everybody
get some time to themselves, and that's what you want.
This is against my right.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
You don't let them do that on the show.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Wow, No, No, I don't And I can't do that.
I can't do it. I'm not gonna mess up my money.
But but but I'm here on the radio. He's going
to tell you how I'm feeling this morning. Okay, A
four three relationships four days over there, three days over there.
Everybody reunite at the end of the week. Everybody happy.
Let's just see, let's just both three relations So the
(01:20):
name of the show from now, I'm gonna be ready
to love. No, let's go cat dog.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Maurice.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Yeah, this is him.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Hey Maurice, my name, My name is Devin Man. How
you doing this?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Even the brother man, I'm kind of sleeping, man, I'm
working nice, bro, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
This is Devin Man. I talked to your wife, Kesha
the other day. That's that's your wife, right, Yeah, that's
my wife. Yeah. I talked to you. Why she ain't
right now? No, she's not.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
She at work, bro.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Okay, okay, I'll probably got I mean to wake you up.
You work at night or something?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Yeah, I'm a crane operator at night. Bro, been gonna
call me. That's three o'clock, and either this what is
a bill collect or something?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
No? No, no, no, no, no, no no no. I
talked to you wife. Man. She's interested in this thing
we got man called a four to three relationship. She
told me she wanted me to call back and talk
to her husband about it, and she gave me the
number to hit you up. At the house, man, and
let you know all about the four to three relationship
because she's really interested in it.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
A four to three relationship. You say you talked to
my wife about it.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yeah, I talked to Keisha a couple of days ago.
She gave me the number. She said, call him back.
He'll be at home at this time. You can hit
him up and see if he likes she said. But
she definitely likes it, man, and she wanted to see
if you would be interested in the four three relationship too.
You know, I want to get your approval on it
before we went in it further. But your wife was
very excited about it, man. She was wanting to get
started as soon as possible. And I wanted to see
(02:47):
about contacting you and making sure that you agreed and
approved on everything. But she definitely wanted to get your blessing,
gets your approval on it.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Yeah. I'll try to do anything to make her happy, though,
but I got to get some more with some information
about this. What is that again for three three?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
No? No, it's a four to three. A four to
three relationship is what it is.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Okay, Well, if it make her happen, you know, I'm
willing to listen.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Okay, well listen, man, we're probably gonna get started right away,
probably Monday. We'll get started on Monday. Uh, you'll go
through Monday through Thursday and then uh and then i'll
pick up you know, Friday through Sunday, man, and we'll
go ahead and get this thing started. I think after
a month you'll pretty much catch on everything. You know.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
There something gonna be shipped to the house. Pick you say,
pick up?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
What you mean pick up? She don't mention any of
this to.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
You, no, man, she means nothing this to me.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Okay, all right, Well what is the other man? A
four to three relationship, Maurice? Is this? You know, you
spend four days with Keisha and she comes over to
my place and she spends the other three days with me.
That's what a four to three relationship. So see this
kind of frees you up, man on anything you might
want to do on those other three days. Man, well
she might be tying you down, you know, so for
(03:58):
them days, you know, you with her, but the other
three days you kind of have some free time to yourself.
But she'll be over my place on the other three days.
That's what that's what basically a four three relationship is
pardon me? Say what now?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
I say, pardon me? You say she'll spend four days
with me, three days with you.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
That's that's it, sir, That's the four to three relationship
right there. Maurice, you know you're you're really gonna like
this man, Like I say, she was excited about it.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Hold are you serious?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Uh? Yeah, I'm dead serious man, Like I said, Keisha
was excited.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
I know wife, ain't discuss you about basic ship. Spend
it four days with me, three days with man?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Don't you talking about my wife? Alma? No? Yeah, I
know she's you Hold up? What thame again?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
My name is Devin, Devin, say bro. I don't play things, man,
I don't know how got my namba.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
What's What's what I mean? Maurice? What's wrong? I mean
a lot of companies are doing ain't what's wrong? That's
my wife wrong? What you think you're talking to? You
ain't talking to No? What think you talking to? Dude? Okay,
well listen, man, A lot of couples are doing the
four three man, give well what other couples is doing? Homework?
My wife and me ain't interested in those four three relationship.
(05:13):
I can't be. I can't believe you walked my up
for this? Man? Are you saying? You're calling me talking
about all three relationship? You know I told you I
want your name. Why I didn't know you worked that night? Man?
Like I said, see when I came over last week? Man,
Hold hold hold.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
No, you came over well last week. I know you
ain't finished sef with I thank you for the day.
You better not said it.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
You bet, I said it.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Go ahead, go ahead, finish, go ahead, go ahead, player,
you've been talking.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Don't stop, not Alad, Marie holder dog just kids. I'm
a holler. You know now I'm up player, I'm up
now doing I say it? Go ahead? I don't all
I'm saying it. I came by there last week. Man
came by. Well, I came by your house. You come
by my house? Okay? Are you at eighteen four? Get
(06:01):
if I've been here for the last ten years? Oh
so you mean you about your hot house? Okay? No,
because because she said okay, she said I didn't call her.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
He's a right because this burs man. First of all,
you known walk stuff. You gonna tell me you hadn't
been in my house?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Okay? Plays okay, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Okay.
If y'all are nothing interested in the four three man,
then I won't. I won't be wasting the money more.
You can't waste time, you really are you waste time
calling me with my little wife? Don't tell you about
she want to go three? She never told me nothing
about pleasure. You got the wrong one homeball and nothing
wrong my relationship. Okay, okay, So why would she tell
(06:38):
me she interested in the fourth three man? Give up
what she told you? I know? I take care of
my dead room, all right? Oh? Three? I wish she
willdi is three days. I wish she would anyway. I
know you how you know it? I don't know you
from manic Ooh, I don't mind taking off work tonight
to tell me what's going on in my house with
(06:59):
my clean at night? Working off night. Now I'm gonna
ask you again, how do you know us? Man? I
know y'all through Tommy Man. Who is Tommy Tommy? Who's
Tommy Man? Maurice's nephew Tommy. This is nephew Tommy Man
from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Dog. Your wife Kesha
got me the break phone call.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
You man, you tell me about to Steve's hearty show. Yeah, man,
nephew talking the little.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Ball ahead next to Steve.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Man, I know y'all ain't with me. I know y'all
with bed.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Man. If Steve said next to you, tell y'all now,
why you watch Steve need to be over here. He
just slept down. That's your ball head. But you ain't
got nothing that super super man. You know. I got
to go to court, to the CD. Wh you got
to go to where you work at night? Man? All right,
(07:57):
all right, ma ree, I'm gonna let you go back
to sleep. Man, though, tell me this man, what is
the what's that bade you? Joe? I wish I was that.
I wish I would tell you, Hey, man, what's the
baddest radio show in the land? Man? See Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Now you have it full three relationship. Think about it.
Just think about it. Think about it. Okay, just think
about it now. Just give me a shot. All right, right,
My next stop, my next stop, wrapping the microphone. July
twenty six, twenty seven, twenty eight. I will already be
in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. It's the Helium Comedy Club. The Nephew
(08:43):
is coming to Town. Tickets are on sale right now,
right now, right now. What I got laying in the cut?
I got some stuff, man, let me see Buffalo, New York,
laying in the cut. I got some stuff laying in
the cut.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Ok.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I gonna call y'all better, get ready board And if
you come Tallahasset, Floyd, I believe that's laying in the cut.
We'll talk about that later.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
But all right, all right, nephew, thank you. Coming up
next Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is I
want to teach these twins a lesson. Hmm, all right,
we'll get into it right after this. Well, summer's here
and seasonal businesses are hiring everything from mule packers to
drama camp leaders and more. Whether you're hiring for one
(09:21):
of these roles or any other role, you need zip
recruiter to find qualified candidates fast. Immediately after you post
your job, ZipRecruiter smart technology start showing you qualified people
for it. In fact, four out of five employers who
post on ZipRecruiter get a quality candidate within the first day.
Go to ZipRecruiter dot com slash Strawberry to try ZipRecruiter
(09:43):
for free. That ZipRecruiter dot com slash s t r
a w b e r r y
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