July 5, 2024 • 8 mins
A man is being taken off the program from doing 3 minute remarks for the funeral because of concern from the family.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today and
the subject, Oh you guys are gonna love this. This
drinking and cussing has got to stop. This drinking and
custom has to stop.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Okay, Oh dunk dunk.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah, we'll get to that a little bit later, but
right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
What you got for NAF.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Three minute remarks, three minute remark. I think all of
us as black people know what that means. Three minute remarks.
It happens at the funeral and people want to go
a lot longer and now in what's expected. So let's
take a listen. Three minute remarks.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Well, yes, I'm trying to reach your brother Keith. Please.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Yeah, this is Keith Keith.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
How you doing? This? Is Lawrence overhead Heel Funeral Home. Okay.
We are the ones that have of the doing the
funeral for sister Dolores, and that is your aunt. Am
I understanding? Right? Yeah? That's Monti Okay, And yes, you
(01:12):
know the funeral is this coming Thursday. Yes, I'll be Thursday.
I'm giving you a call because it's been brought to
my attention that you were going to be giving remarks
for the funeral. Is that correct? Yes? Absolutely, Okay. I
(01:33):
wanted to call you because we're getting ready to print
the programs for the funeral and let you know that
they have taken you off for the remarks because they
say that you're not going to be Oh what do
you mean taking me off? Well, what I'm saying they
(01:54):
say that you're not going to abide by the two
three minute rule that they have for remarks, and they
wanted they've they've taken you off? And Uh, who is they?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Who?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Who? What's the name again, Lawrence? I'm launch, I'm the
actual funeral director Lord.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
And who who told you to take me off?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Uh? One of the one of the family members I'm
assuming is who who made the adjustment?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
And an adjustmice? That ain't no adjustment, that's that's changing
the whole program. Who else is on the list?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I mean there's quite a few family members doing different
things throughout the funeral.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Okay, So how did you get to my name? Is
what I'm trying to figure.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Out That they said that listen to me, listen, listen
to me. Listen to me, Brother Keith, listen to me.
What they said is that you weren't going to abide
by the time. You weren't going to do your remarks
in three minutes or less. Listen, listen, listen, listen.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Manaki raised me. He put me through college, and you
think I'm finna, I'm finish, goes down her funeral and
be under two minutes.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Well, well, listen, listen, brother, Keith, brother, keep listening to me. Normally,
when we have these funerals, people who give remarks, we
have them three minutes or less. Okay, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
I'll tell you what mister laws on list? Is she
on the list?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Uh? We have a seala. Yes, there's a seala that's
singing name off the list.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Take her off the list and put me where she
supposed to be with my time and her time? Is
Bobby the.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Bobby? Now? Yes, Bobby Jr. Is given remarks. That's what
that's that's Delorous. That's miss Delorus's son, right, Yes, their.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Son, the one that get locked up. He just got
out to tell the truth. He told he's the one
that then put her in the coat. You needn't take
him off the list to give me all that time,
because I mean if I ain't gonna take nothing.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Brother Keith, let me let me, let me just say
this to you. I cannot take Sheila or Bobby Jr. Off.
I can't make any alterations to this program unless they
say that, Actually, sir.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
You already you already take you already taking people name off,
you're taking my name off.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
But but they they orchestrated this though to day.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Who is day they've been having my problems. They try
to take me off my hockey program. Who is they?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Sir? I'm not gonna get into a family matter. But
until they say that you can be family matter, sure,
I'm not gonna. I don't wanna. I don't want to
have this. This turned out to be bad, and we
want to have a great homegoing for sister Deloyd. Okay,
damn right.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
And if I don't get to say nothing, I guarantee you,
I guarantee you, it's gonna be a tooth for one
in there, somebody else gonna get in the car for two.
I guarantee you that if I don't get to say
nothing to my auntie, if you Monsky didn't.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Pay for them college, I didn't.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Put six thousand dollars in the funeral. I bet you
I'll tell you this. I tell you this, mister Lawn.
I bet you whether I'm on the program, I'm not.
I bet you, I say with the I want to.
I bet you that much. You tell day that I didn't.
I tell them put me through college. I put money
on the funeral. A call around to see who ain't
(05:34):
putting no money on the feudal tell them they can't
be on the program.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Man. Uh keep they when they decide who who who's
on it? If they changed the format that I will
call you back. Who who is vain?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
That's what I'm trying to get. Get you understand who
is they?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Can? I can? I tell you something? And I don't
want you to get to our rate. Okay, go ahead,
go ahead, man. I just want to say this. Keep with.
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got breaked. You just got breaked by your
cousin Bobby Jr.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
You bo, I'm jr up. I'm kicking Bobby. I know
that my mother pressures all. I ain't got to be
playing man taking me off program.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
I'm oh Babba said, y'all grew up like brothers. Man,
and you was. You was basically another son of mister Lord's.
That's right, yes, yes, I was.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Man. Oh my.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Hey, let me ask you this man, what is the
baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land,
the Steve Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
When he as soon as he was to find out
who they all of the problem the people?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Let me let me hear who's on there? Because I'm
taking them off? Who's on there? What the hell they
doing on there? She's saying, take off? I got her
take I know.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
I'm good here.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Well, little Bobby ain't on now.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah, man, let me put this out there because y'all
got to tune in. You got to tune in. I
promise you. Get ready here to Philadelphia, y'all. The Nephew
is getting ready to go and get ready to record.
Ready to Love. That is jumping off. But while I
am there, I will be performing in Philadelphia as well.
Heal M Comedy Club twenty six, twenty seventh and twenty
(08:02):
eighth of July. Twenty six, twenty seven, twenty eighth of July.
Tickets on sale right now. The Nephew coming to the
City of Brotherly Love.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
All right, thank you, nephew. Coming up next Strawberry Letters.
Subject this drinking and custom has to stop. We'll get
into it right after this. You're listening Dave Harvey Morning Show,
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today and
the subject, Oh you guys are gonna love this. This
drinking and cussing has got to stop. This drinking and
custom has to stop.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Okay, Oh dunk dunk.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah, we'll get to that a little bit later, but
right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
What you got for NAF.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Three minute remarks, three minute remark. I think all of
us as black people know what that means. Three minute remarks.
It happens at the funeral and people want to go
a lot longer and now in what's expected. So let's
take a listen. Three minute remarks.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Well, yes, I'm trying to reach your brother Keith. Please.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Yeah, this is Keith Keith.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
How you doing? This? Is Lawrence overhead Heel Funeral Home. Okay.
We are the ones that have of the doing the
funeral for sister Dolores, and that is your aunt. Am
I understanding? Right? Yeah? That's Monti Okay, And yes, you
(01:12):
know the funeral is this coming Thursday. Yes, I'll be Thursday.
I'm giving you a call because it's been brought to
my attention that you were going to be giving remarks
for the funeral. Is that correct? Yes? Absolutely, Okay. I
(01:33):
wanted to call you because we're getting ready to print
the programs for the funeral and let you know that
they have taken you off for the remarks because they
say that you're not going to be Oh what do
you mean taking me off? Well, what I'm saying they
(01:54):
say that you're not going to abide by the two
three minute rule that they have for remarks, and they
wanted they've they've taken you off? And Uh, who is they?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Who?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Who? What's the name again, Lawrence? I'm launch, I'm the
actual funeral director Lord.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
And who who told you to take me off?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Uh? One of the one of the family members I'm
assuming is who who made the adjustment?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
And an adjustmice? That ain't no adjustment, that's that's changing
the whole program. Who else is on the list?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I mean there's quite a few family members doing different
things throughout the funeral.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Okay, So how did you get to my name? Is
what I'm trying to figure.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Out That they said that listen to me, listen, listen
to me. Listen to me, Brother Keith, listen to me.
What they said is that you weren't going to abide
by the time. You weren't going to do your remarks
in three minutes or less. Listen, listen, listen, listen.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Manaki raised me. He put me through college, and you
think I'm finna, I'm finish, goes down her funeral and
be under two minutes.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Well, well, listen, listen, brother, Keith, brother, keep listening to me. Normally,
when we have these funerals, people who give remarks, we
have them three minutes or less. Okay, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
I'll tell you what mister laws on list? Is she
on the list?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Uh? We have a seala. Yes, there's a seala that's
singing name off the list.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Take her off the list and put me where she
supposed to be with my time and her time? Is
Bobby the.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Bobby? Now? Yes, Bobby Jr. Is given remarks. That's what
that's that's Delorous. That's miss Delorus's son, right, Yes, their.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Son, the one that get locked up. He just got
out to tell the truth. He told he's the one
that then put her in the coat. You needn't take
him off the list to give me all that time,
because I mean if I ain't gonna take nothing.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Brother Keith, let me let me, let me just say
this to you. I cannot take Sheila or Bobby Jr. Off.
I can't make any alterations to this program unless they
say that, Actually, sir.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
You already you already take you already taking people name off,
you're taking my name off.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
But but they they orchestrated this though to day.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Who is day they've been having my problems. They try
to take me off my hockey program. Who is they?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Sir? I'm not gonna get into a family matter. But
until they say that you can be family matter, sure,
I'm not gonna. I don't wanna. I don't want to
have this. This turned out to be bad, and we
want to have a great homegoing for sister Deloyd. Okay,
damn right.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
And if I don't get to say nothing, I guarantee you,
I guarantee you, it's gonna be a tooth for one
in there, somebody else gonna get in the car for two.
I guarantee you that if I don't get to say
nothing to my auntie, if you Monsky didn't.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Pay for them college, I didn't.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Put six thousand dollars in the funeral. I bet you
I'll tell you this. I tell you this, mister Lawn.
I bet you whether I'm on the program, I'm not.
I bet you, I say with the I want to.
I bet you that much. You tell day that I didn't.
I tell them put me through college. I put money
on the funeral. A call around to see who ain't
(05:34):
putting no money on the feudal tell them they can't
be on the program.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Man. Uh keep they when they decide who who who's
on it? If they changed the format that I will
call you back. Who who is vain?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
That's what I'm trying to get. Get you understand who
is they?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Can? I can? I tell you something? And I don't
want you to get to our rate. Okay, go ahead,
go ahead, man. I just want to say this. Keep with.
This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got breaked. You just got breaked by your
cousin Bobby Jr.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
You bo, I'm jr up. I'm kicking Bobby. I know
that my mother pressures all. I ain't got to be
playing man taking me off program.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
I'm oh Babba said, y'all grew up like brothers. Man,
and you was. You was basically another son of mister Lord's.
That's right, yes, yes, I was.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Man. Oh my.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Hey, let me ask you this man, what is the
baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land,
the Steve Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
When he as soon as he was to find out
who they all of the problem the people?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Let me let me hear who's on there? Because I'm
taking them off? Who's on there? What the hell they
doing on there? She's saying, take off? I got her
take I know.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
I'm good here.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Well, little Bobby ain't on now.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah, man, let me put this out there because y'all
got to tune in. You got to tune in. I
promise you. Get ready here to Philadelphia, y'all. The Nephew
is getting ready to go and get ready to record.
Ready to Love. That is jumping off. But while I
am there, I will be performing in Philadelphia as well.
Heal M Comedy Club twenty six, twenty seventh and twenty
(08:02):
eighth of July. Twenty six, twenty seven, twenty eighth of July.
Tickets on sale right now. The Nephew coming to the
City of Brotherly Love.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
All right, thank you, nephew. Coming up next Strawberry Letters.
Subject this drinking and custom has to stop. We'll get
into it right after this. You're listening Dave Harvey Morning Show,
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