July 15, 2024 • 8 mins
What is more important to you, the pancreas or kidney?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
subject my husband is a thug and a prominent pastor.
What but uh, right now, the nephew is here with
today's prank phone call. What you got for snaw?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I'm gonna throw this one up from my pops right here?
Can I have your kidney? Yeah? That was Pop's favorite?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Right there?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Let's right.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a brother Conley. This
is kindly. How you doing, bro? This is Deacon Patterson
calling from the church. How you doing today? Uh, Deacon Patterson? Yeah,
you're doing finding yourself, sir, I'm doing good, doing good.
You know the church is behind you on what you're
going through. When we were praying for you, man, we
know all about the you know you're going in the
(00:51):
surgery on Friday to get your get your prankers removed.
So I wanted to give you a call, man, have
a word of pray and let you know that we
all are pulling for you, and we know that that
the man upstairs is gonna pull you through the success.
Will God bless and keep you? Uh that, Deacon? God
bless and keep you because I tell you I'm going
through something here. Me and my wife, we've been talking
(01:11):
about it, and we've been praying on it, and it
shows a wonderful faing to know that your church is
with you and and y'all thinking about me in prayer.
I I really had to take this, this to the Lord.
This is a serious thing with me, and I ain't
never had an operation before in my life, and I
know I need it. My wife made it clear, the
doctor that made it clear, and I believe I'm ready
(01:32):
to go forward with Deacon and we're gonna give the
victory to who. Yes, sir, he's the victory. Let me
let me have a word of prayer with your brother
col if you don't mind, just bout your head from me.
Father God, we ask right now, We ask right now
that you touch brother Connley as he goes in on Friday,
Please put your hands on him. We ask Father that
(01:53):
you hold on to the doctor that's getting ready to
go and Lloyd to put the surgery on. Yes, we
asked that you make sure that the doctor he's got
a strong eye on that morning walk with him. We
asked that that that he got a steady hand when
he got the scoppel in his hand. We asked that
you hold on to him he's as he goes into
(02:14):
a surgeon, because we know come side the morning. Nah,
the victory going belong to Brother Conley and the Lord.
Thank you, Lord. We know all of this, but we
we we asked that you take that paincreas and you
remove it out successfully, close him back up like it
will never been into the end before walk with me.
That's what we're asking. We ask your Lord at the
same time that they're removing this pancreas. Lord, we asked
(02:37):
that you reach around his backside and we asked that
you touch his kidney. Lord, touch his kidney and make
it whole, make it one hundred and ten percent. We
want you to make that that kidney like it's been
the best kidney it was because Deacon, that's Deacon Deacon
who packed Deacon Cancle. Yes, you're saying, dul sir, there's
(02:58):
nothing wrong with the kidney. Deacon. I'm doing. I'm doing
find the Lordest. The Lordest then made it. Well, he's
gonna work on my package. That's what the doctors operating
though they didn't trap me forward, and that's what they
plan to remove. So really, my kidney is fine. They
did what they called it when they me in my eyes,
and everything else is fine. They ain't working on nothing
but my package, right right right. Well, let me say
(03:18):
I'm glad you brought that up for this this This
wouldn't reason why I call you, uh huh uh. Of
course I did call to pray for you, Yes, you know,
because I want to make sure that that that that
you make it through this successfully. But what another reason
why I'm getting around it is here is uh, what
I want to ask you, and I know we we
you know, we've never met face to face. I've seen
you a couple of times, like I said, the church,
(03:39):
but you've been out most time. Uh, or you're with
your sickness and whatnot. But now, what what I was
gonna ask you was, yeah, and I know this is
I hate to come at you in the final hour
and you're getting ready to go have certain and all that,
but if you don't mind it, if you could see
it in your heart to see to do something for somebody, yes, uh,
(04:01):
that's that's the last will. You always supposed to help
those who right, And I'm glad you you think like that.
When they go in on Friday morning and and remove
that painter is out? Do you think that that that
that they could go in and get one of your kidneys?
Because I need one? Hold? Hold on just being up
(04:24):
what you say? What you say? See see see what
else I've been going through myself with a little heilment.
And I'm wondering if if I need a kitteny And
I'm wondering if you can give me one of yours
when they go in and get your paint because they
already have your open. Did you say you wanted them
to take one of my kidneys? Yeah, and give it
to me because I need one. You need a kidney? Yeah?
(04:46):
But what I mean you already gonna be laying there open.
Wait a minute, mister, you need a kidney? I need
help with my package. You gonna call me with man,
This ain't no work of the Lord. Now you said
you a dick, like I said, dick as in my name.
But see what I'm asking you? What you and me? Man?
Brother Conny? What harm is it if you already open
(05:08):
and laying on the table. Oh, you ain't heard a
damn thing I said? Have you? I said, I'll be man,
You crazy as hell. Now what I'm gonna have to do.
I'm gonna need to call the pastor because here's something
going on here. You say you knew you man, the
damn new mister. Matter of fact, you too damn new
to know who you're talking to. What what What I'm
saying is you have two two look like you said.
(05:28):
You say they did the MRI. I God, don't give
up what I said they did. Man, I got two kidneys.
You got to one of your advand that's your problem. Mister.
Let me tell you something. I'm trying to get well,
and you call them with this. You say you a
new dicon, you damn show is and you won't be
at that church loan. I tell you that because if
I ever get gold to your sister, we got some
rich men to do. What is this gonna hurt for
(05:50):
you to give me one of them kitteners? If both
of them, if both them kitteners is good, ain't gonna
hurt him? Thank you? You ain't getting my kiddeney man,
ain't gonna head? What's wrong with you? Say? Man? All
I'm saying is, if you're gonna be opening laying on
the table, what is it gonna hurt you got me
mold Now you're gonna tell him impe me laying on
the damn table. What kind of a pull you in
charge of? Mister? Let me tell you something I was.
(06:11):
I need to meet you before I get to the
hospital and nobody can help. They got that damn bad
getting in yours. And I can tell you that we flat.
You won't feel a damn thing I got that. I'll
be damned if you gonna call and talk me out
of one of my damn kiddingess. Man, I'm trying to
live just like you, trying to let you know it.
Take care of me, because what you talking about? I
ain't got a damn thing to do with Jesus. You
can catch my and get off my phone, that's what
(06:33):
you can do. Can I say one more thing to you?
What is you listen to me? Man? I to listen
to you, and you ain't talking about nothing that's got
nothing to do with what's going on with me? Mister,
you're running a game. If I could get to you'all
put land in you. What can I just say one
more thing and then I'm gonna let you go? Is
you're listening for what? Less? Just left you timing from
(06:54):
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by
your daughter up. Oh Lord have that girl. Lord have mercy.
Lord have much Jesus. And you all right, brother god man,
you have made me use language that I swear I
don't know nobody I heard my natives. I'm using that
(07:15):
I have stopped a long time ago talking that away.
Please forgive me, Lord, have mercy. Whoa y'all, I'm gonna
have to Lord, have mersey. My heart is time painting here. Lord,
have mercy. Jesus, this ain't me, This ain't me. And you,
I'll tell you what I enjoined Steve Harvey, nef you
told me I do, Brother Coly, I gotta ask you
(07:36):
one more thing, man, what is the baddest I'm talking
about the baddest radio show in the land. It's gotta
be It's gotta be y'all. It's gotta be y'all. Hell,
I don't even remember the name of it now, Steve Harvey, Martin,
Steve Harvey Morning Show. Lord help us. I ain't gonna
forget it now.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I prayed that thing at the beginning. I was praying
that thing. You know, if you why are you open.
It's you open. I don't if they just reach around
now and let me get one of them kidneys, because
I need one that you don't mind it. Get smooth
cussed out by a deacon. Ain't nothing wrong, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
(08:17):
Not only am I shooting my TV show Ready to
Love in your city, the City of Brotherly Love, but
I'm also telling them jokes. That's right, Helium Comedy Club.
That is July twenty sixth, twenty seven, twenty eight, The
Nephew is in town.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Tickets are own sale right now now.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I said it.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Ay Shirley is on you up next to Younger Letter.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
My husband is a thug and a prominent pastor. We'll
get into it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey
Morning Show.
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
subject my husband is a thug and a prominent pastor.
What but uh, right now, the nephew is here with
today's prank phone call. What you got for snaw?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I'm gonna throw this one up from my pops right here?
Can I have your kidney? Yeah? That was Pop's favorite?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Right there?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Let's right.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a brother Conley. This
is kindly. How you doing, bro? This is Deacon Patterson
calling from the church. How you doing today? Uh, Deacon Patterson? Yeah,
you're doing finding yourself, sir, I'm doing good, doing good.
You know the church is behind you on what you're
going through. When we were praying for you, man, we
know all about the you know you're going in the
(00:51):
surgery on Friday to get your get your prankers removed.
So I wanted to give you a call, man, have
a word of pray and let you know that we
all are pulling for you, and we know that that
the man upstairs is gonna pull you through the success.
Will God bless and keep you? Uh that, Deacon? God
bless and keep you because I tell you I'm going
through something here. Me and my wife, we've been talking
(01:11):
about it, and we've been praying on it, and it
shows a wonderful faing to know that your church is
with you and and y'all thinking about me in prayer.
I I really had to take this, this to the Lord.
This is a serious thing with me, and I ain't
never had an operation before in my life, and I
know I need it. My wife made it clear, the
doctor that made it clear, and I believe I'm ready
(01:32):
to go forward with Deacon and we're gonna give the
victory to who. Yes, sir, he's the victory. Let me
let me have a word of prayer with your brother
col if you don't mind, just bout your head from me.
Father God, we ask right now, We ask right now
that you touch brother Connley as he goes in on Friday,
Please put your hands on him. We ask Father that
(01:53):
you hold on to the doctor that's getting ready to
go and Lloyd to put the surgery on. Yes, we
asked that you make sure that the doctor he's got
a strong eye on that morning walk with him. We
asked that that that he got a steady hand when
he got the scoppel in his hand. We asked that
you hold on to him he's as he goes into
(02:14):
a surgeon, because we know come side the morning. Nah,
the victory going belong to Brother Conley and the Lord.
Thank you, Lord. We know all of this, but we
we we asked that you take that paincreas and you
remove it out successfully, close him back up like it
will never been into the end before walk with me.
That's what we're asking. We ask your Lord at the
same time that they're removing this pancreas. Lord, we asked
(02:37):
that you reach around his backside and we asked that
you touch his kidney. Lord, touch his kidney and make
it whole, make it one hundred and ten percent. We
want you to make that that kidney like it's been
the best kidney it was because Deacon, that's Deacon Deacon
who packed Deacon Cancle. Yes, you're saying, dul sir, there's
(02:58):
nothing wrong with the kidney. Deacon. I'm doing. I'm doing
find the Lordest. The Lordest then made it. Well, he's
gonna work on my package. That's what the doctors operating
though they didn't trap me forward, and that's what they
plan to remove. So really, my kidney is fine. They
did what they called it when they me in my eyes,
and everything else is fine. They ain't working on nothing
but my package, right right right. Well, let me say
(03:18):
I'm glad you brought that up for this this This
wouldn't reason why I call you, uh huh uh. Of
course I did call to pray for you, Yes, you know,
because I want to make sure that that that that
you make it through this successfully. But what another reason
why I'm getting around it is here is uh, what
I want to ask you, and I know we we
you know, we've never met face to face. I've seen
you a couple of times, like I said, the church,
(03:39):
but you've been out most time. Uh, or you're with
your sickness and whatnot. But now, what what I was
gonna ask you was, yeah, and I know this is
I hate to come at you in the final hour
and you're getting ready to go have certain and all that,
but if you don't mind it, if you could see
it in your heart to see to do something for somebody, yes, uh,
(04:01):
that's that's the last will. You always supposed to help
those who right, And I'm glad you you think like that.
When they go in on Friday morning and and remove
that painter is out? Do you think that that that
that they could go in and get one of your kidneys?
Because I need one? Hold? Hold on just being up
(04:24):
what you say? What you say? See see see what
else I've been going through myself with a little heilment.
And I'm wondering if if I need a kitteny And
I'm wondering if you can give me one of yours
when they go in and get your paint because they
already have your open. Did you say you wanted them
to take one of my kidneys? Yeah, and give it
to me because I need one. You need a kidney? Yeah?
(04:46):
But what I mean you already gonna be laying there open.
Wait a minute, mister, you need a kidney? I need
help with my package. You gonna call me with man,
This ain't no work of the Lord. Now you said
you a dick, like I said, dick as in my name.
But see what I'm asking you? What you and me? Man?
Brother Conny? What harm is it if you already open
(05:08):
and laying on the table. Oh, you ain't heard a
damn thing I said? Have you? I said, I'll be man,
You crazy as hell. Now what I'm gonna have to do.
I'm gonna need to call the pastor because here's something
going on here. You say you knew you man, the
damn new mister. Matter of fact, you too damn new
to know who you're talking to. What what What I'm
saying is you have two two look like you said.
(05:28):
You say they did the MRI. I God, don't give
up what I said they did. Man, I got two kidneys.
You got to one of your advand that's your problem. Mister.
Let me tell you something. I'm trying to get well,
and you call them with this. You say you a
new dicon, you damn show is and you won't be
at that church loan. I tell you that because if
I ever get gold to your sister, we got some
rich men to do. What is this gonna hurt for
(05:50):
you to give me one of them kitteners? If both
of them, if both them kitteners is good, ain't gonna
hurt him? Thank you? You ain't getting my kiddeney man,
ain't gonna head? What's wrong with you? Say? Man? All
I'm saying is, if you're gonna be opening laying on
the table, what is it gonna hurt you got me
mold Now you're gonna tell him impe me laying on
the damn table. What kind of a pull you in
charge of? Mister? Let me tell you something I was.
(06:11):
I need to meet you before I get to the
hospital and nobody can help. They got that damn bad
getting in yours. And I can tell you that we flat.
You won't feel a damn thing I got that. I'll
be damned if you gonna call and talk me out
of one of my damn kiddingess. Man, I'm trying to
live just like you, trying to let you know it.
Take care of me, because what you talking about? I
ain't got a damn thing to do with Jesus. You
can catch my and get off my phone, that's what
(06:33):
you can do. Can I say one more thing to you?
What is you listen to me? Man? I to listen
to you, and you ain't talking about nothing that's got
nothing to do with what's going on with me? Mister,
you're running a game. If I could get to you'all
put land in you. What can I just say one
more thing and then I'm gonna let you go? Is
you're listening for what? Less? Just left you timing from
(06:54):
the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by
your daughter up. Oh Lord have that girl. Lord have mercy.
Lord have much Jesus. And you all right, brother god man,
you have made me use language that I swear I
don't know nobody I heard my natives. I'm using that
(07:15):
I have stopped a long time ago talking that away.
Please forgive me, Lord, have mercy. Whoa y'all, I'm gonna
have to Lord, have mersey. My heart is time painting here. Lord,
have mercy. Jesus, this ain't me, This ain't me. And you,
I'll tell you what I enjoined Steve Harvey, nef you
told me I do, Brother Coly, I gotta ask you
(07:36):
one more thing, man, what is the baddest I'm talking
about the baddest radio show in the land. It's gotta
be It's gotta be y'all. It's gotta be y'all. Hell,
I don't even remember the name of it now, Steve Harvey, Martin,
Steve Harvey Morning Show. Lord help us. I ain't gonna
forget it now.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I prayed that thing at the beginning. I was praying
that thing. You know, if you why are you open.
It's you open. I don't if they just reach around
now and let me get one of them kidneys, because
I need one that you don't mind it. Get smooth
cussed out by a deacon. Ain't nothing wrong, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
(08:17):
Not only am I shooting my TV show Ready to
Love in your city, the City of Brotherly Love, but
I'm also telling them jokes. That's right, Helium Comedy Club.
That is July twenty sixth, twenty seven, twenty eight, The
Nephew is in town.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Tickets are own sale right now now.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I said it.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Ay Shirley is on you up next to Younger Letter.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
My husband is a thug and a prominent pastor. We'll
get into it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey
Morning Show.
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