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July 19, 2024 9 mins

Do surgeons leave anything behind in the operating room? Apparently, this one did!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is I
had no idea where his clothes were going. We'll get
into that. I know that, but we'll find out. But
right now it's time for the nephew with today's prank
phone call.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
What you got for his nept I left my ring.
I left my ring. Check out where I left to that.
Let's go catch dog. I left my ring.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Come on, hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach as please alright,
my name is doctor. I'm actually trying to reach your
husband Clarence. Is he Is he available? Chick? Is that
reason you're colin? Uh? Well, I'm actually the surgeon that
actually did the procedure on removing his gallstones. Well, how's

(00:54):
he doing? As any complications? That's fun? Well, no complication
according to the doctor. Okay, listen, there's a couple of
little bit of things I want to discuss with you
guys and see if we can maybe get em rectified.
Is he around? In? Actually, actually, when we actually did

(01:16):
the procedure on your on your husband and removing the gallstones,
I will say that there's a bit of a mistake
made and I'm hoping that he can come back in
so we can kind of get it rectified. You know,
it'll be actually thirty minutes and he'll be in and out.
But actually, when I removed the gallstones, and I'm very
embarrassed to say this, I actually left my wedding ring

(01:36):
inside your husban. And I understand, man, I say, I
actually left my wedding ring inside your husband when I
actually removed the gallstones. And I'm hoping that he'll come
back in so I can actually take it out and
and he'll be on his way. He's the last book. Hello, Hello, Hello, mister, Yeah,

(02:13):
how you doing this? Is doctor? I actually did the
surgery on you when you were came in and got
your golfstones removed. I remember you that. I will say this,
missus Clarence, I actually made a bit of a mistake
when you were here, and and my apology. If I
can actually get you to come back here, man, I
can get you taken care of. But and then this
is just a big mistake on my part. But when

(02:33):
you guys came in and I removed your stones, I
actually left my wedding ring inside inside of me. Yes, sir,
your wedding ring. Sir, I know this is crazy, but yes,
I have truly made a mistake and want to see
if I can get this thing rectified and get this
thing taken out. And I tell you, man, I've I've
been without my ring and my wife is raising holy

(02:55):
hell about it. Yeah, but you know something that we
got a problem with. What do you mean? I mean,
I'm about to go back to work. I really can't
be going back into the operating room for somebody to
take a ring out of me that they left, that
they left by mistake. You know what I'm saying. Okay,
I mean you know, I realized your wife might be
upset and you need your ring. But at this point

(03:17):
that ring's gonna have to stay where it is for
a while. So I can't iron it and can't allow
but that ring to stay there another two or three days.
I don't think you understand exactly what I'm going through.
There's no way I can allow that. Well that, yeah,
I got to go back to work. But you know
something I mean, you know, I mean, you know we're
talking about a bad, bad, serious problem. You know we're
talking about malpractice. I mean, you know we're talking about

(03:37):
me taking out more time from work when I'm ready
to go back. I mean, you know we're talking lawsuit,
all kinds of stuff here. We need to get together.
Can you hear me that? No, you come here? Oh okay,
my wife's a upset too. I mean, you know I
can't get back on an operating tape. Cir. This won't
take for seconds. Is to actually me to slip that

(03:59):
thing and get that ring out of there, It won't
take but a minute. I mean, you still have the
same incisions there. I can go right back into what
the same scar was and take that out and keep
it moving on. Go back into the same if you're
going to operate again if you cut me, Oh for sir,
I promise you that you won't even know I was there.
I'll go in there and take that ring out just
that quick coal. Okay, but but let me ask you
this here. My wife. My wife is about to go crazy.

(04:21):
I'm pretty I'm a pretty good guy here, but I mean,
you know you got left ring in man. I mean,
you know, do you all have mal practice in shirts
and turn We have plenty of insurance. You know. It's
really more about what I'm going through at home. So
I'm doing this but yeah, yeah, pretty much here at
this point, I mean, no one actually from the hospital
actually knows what I'm actually calling you. Wow, you know,

(04:41):
I mean, that's a big, big problem. You said something
about mal practic. Now, I didn't say anything about mail practice.
You guys actually said that. I didn't say anything. Okay,
now let me oh, okay, hold on now, darn hold on,
h but now let me ask you this here. Every
time I've heard of somebody leaving something inside of somebody,
you know, it usually end up being a situation where

(05:02):
it sets up infections and stuff. Well, that's that's eighteen
carre go. That's not gonna infect you at all. Yeah,
I understand what you're saying. But good grief. I mean,
I just I mean, I didn't even want to do
the first surgery, but I didn't have any choice. You
know what, miss, I'll be honest with you. I've tried
to talk to you and be patient with you. If
I got to come over and put some core form

(05:22):
up against your nose and knock you out in order
to perform this procedure to get my ring, then damn it,
that's what I gotta do. Oh ho, hold on on
that that what I'm supposed to be doing while you're
doing that. You hear that what he said? Come on,
you know I'm not gonna stand for these threats that
you know. That's your problem with your ring. Now. You know,

(05:42):
up until now everything was cool. Now you got a
big problem. I tell you what it is. I'm at
home right now. You're at home with my ring. You
got my ring? You can come getting right now, you
right now? Okay, Now, I don't I don't have a
problem coming right over there to get my ring. I want,
I need my ring back. Let's do it. Come on over,

(06:05):
we got something. Way you down, Hey, listen, I don't
care what the both of you are doing. The bottom
line is that you have my ring. I got your ring.
You just told me I had it. Did it's inside
of me. Whereas gonna say, sir, I'm not gonna continue
to go back and forth with you. You're not gonna
continue to do anything because you come over Here'm gonna
kick you out. You already threatened to come over here
and put plura from him and know knocking me out

(06:26):
to go ahead the side of my body to come
over here. Doc. You got problems. I'll tell you what
I don't want any problems out of your wife or
out of you who's reading. It's only gonna take thirty
minutes and everybody'll be happy after that. You won't make
a big car got pram down. I understand everything you say.
I got one more thing I need to say to
the both of you all. Are you listening to me?
I'm listening. It's Doris listening. No, not really, I already

(06:48):
tune you out. Well, here's the last thing I need
to say to you. This is nephew Tommy from the
Steve Harby Morning Show. Y'all just got prank by y'all.
Niece Peaches boy. I bet that help Nephew timment. Nephew,
tell me that's you. Get you up next? You comment,

(07:14):
Nephew tom Me, Yeah, I still got your rank. To
my home man, you're messing with my heart talking about
going back inside of my body. All right, let me
let me let me speak to miss dr Hey, Miss Dart.
I got one more thing. Now, what is the baddest
radio show in the land? Stoop lined show with Matthew.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
What?

Speaker 3 (07:41):
What? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:41):
That's you stupid up in here?

Speaker 3 (07:45):
What there?

Speaker 2 (07:46):
What as a surgeon do?

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Hey? Hey?

Speaker 2 (07:50):
You know That's the thing about Prance. You could be
anybody you want to be.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
You.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
You could be anybody you want to be. It's like
in the movies. You could be anybody you want to be.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
You get to exercise your acting shop.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah, oh, come home, I can preach. I can be
a con artist. I can be I can come by
your house and baptize you. I could be who I
wanna be. I could be down at the funeral home.
What what you want? I could be who I want
to be. Get ready? The Nephew is coming to town.
You already know. Next weekend. It is Philadelphia, Pennsylvania at

(08:26):
the Helium Comedy Club. Got five shows too Friday to
Saturday and one on Sunday. They are going fanst so
you better get them. Buffalo, New York, August thirty first
at the Shape Performing Arts Center. Tickets on sale right now.
Nephew Thomas House Party Comedy Jam. That is Labor Day weekend,
nowshel You gotta let me know Labor Day weekend. Cannot now?

(08:47):
Since that Saturday, I can wear white.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
On my show that night, right?

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah, that's Saturday, I could wear white. Yeah, okay, you can't. Okay,
but after that.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Right after that, that's my last white. Okay, all right, Buffalo,
I'm coming in white.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Make it all good?

Speaker 1 (09:09):
All right, thanking if you coming up next. Strawberry letter.
The subject is I had no idea where his clothes
were going. Oh okay, we'll get into that, find out
what that's all about. Right after this, you're listening Hardy
Morning Show.
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