July 26, 2024 • 9 mins
Only Fool #1 would call Keith Sweat out of his name! This is not a good look.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is do
I need his approval to live my best life?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
We do not.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
We'll get into that find out what that's all about
in just a few because right now it is time
for the nephew and today's Frank phone call. What you
got for his neph.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Well, Shirley, you know, once again, Happy birthday to you, okay,
coming up on Sunday, Happy birthday and birthday, early birthday
to you. And also this week, you know, one of
our good friends of the Morning show, Keith Sweat. My dude,
it is his birthday, Keith. And every now and then,
(00:43):
y'all know, Tommy, we'll prank a celebrity, you know Tommy here.
Tommy don't care, you know Tommy.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Will do that.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
So, uh, I want you to take a listen. This
is when I pranked Keith Sweat. Let's go cat down.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Hello, I'm trying to reach Manny. Is this Manny not
the same Manny? Man?
Speaker 4 (00:58):
It's Sweat? Who's this man?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Hey? This is right? He ain't man? Wow? This what okay? Hey?
Uh mister Keith, we got we got people down here,
You're supposed to be here at that record store, man,
right here in Haarlem, and we got people wrapped around
the building. You're supposed to be here sign in these CDs, man,
But it's been over hour. These people been standing there
waiting on y'all.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Yeah, Man, I don't know nothing about no record store
and number two. I don't know nothing about doing no signing.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Man.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Who set this up?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Man? I don't know. I mean the name I was
given was Manny? Who was who was? Manny?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Man is my road manager? But he don't set things up.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Man.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
He's a road manager. He's not my manager. He just
handled myself on the road. But I was never told
I was supposed to be nowhere to do anything, man.
I mean, normally, was somebody tell me me and them
have an understanding that I book what I'm supposed to do.
So I don't know nothing about this, My.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Brother, Okay, Well you know we got to get this
taken care of. We got people wrapped around the building.
We got a table here laid out, we got pins
and everything for you to sign these CDs. Man. We
got one hundred people outside the store. My brother, I know, nobody.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Told me about No No signings or no nothing, man.
I mean I don't know nothing about no signing for real.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Okay, Well, are you hearing what I'm saying to you? Man?
We got people outside the building waiting for you to
arrive to sign some CDs. Now what I'm supposed to
tell these people?
Speaker 4 (02:16):
I don't know what you're supposed to tell them? Man,
I mean, you know, and it's kind of like you're
raising your voice. Dude, I don't. I don't. First of all,
I don't know even know who you are calling me
like this. I told you, man, I just said nothing
up man, And you know, I mean, I don't even
know who gave you my number. You know what I'm saying. So,
I mean I don't have.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
All this information was on the fax machine. I got
this as a contact number. Many is the person I'm
supposed to be talking to. And missus Sweat was supposed
to arrive here at twelve noon. Now here it is.
It's one fifteen, one twenty man, and you ain't here,
and we got people wrapped around the building. We've been
advertising this for the last two weeks. I mean, the
album dropping back.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I don't think you. I mean no disrespect to you,
but I don't think you hear me. Man, I don't
know nothing about a signing. If I knew about it
signing or knew I had a sign and says, I
wouldn't have the people sitting around or standing around like that.
That's not what I do. But no one informed me
that nothing like this was going down today. You know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
So okay, Well look man, now that you realize people
are here waiting, what you gonna do? What I'm supposed
to tell them?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Man, there's nowhere in the well I can get down
there and do a signing at this time, late time,
right now. Man, I mean you.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Need to get so big of that. You need you
need to try to try to get yourself down. You know.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
First of all, I mean, you know, what did you
just say? I think you just called me I'm a
name or son? Man, what did you just say to me?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Man? No, no, no, I'm saying. I'm saying you need
to try and come on down and sign sign these
CDs for these people. Man, these people are here, they're
waiting their line. They've been waiting over an hour on you.
Now it's not gonna go good dude. We got your
We got your CD almost on every.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Shallow that I'm feeling you and I understand now, I
understand what you're saying to me, but there's no way
I can get down there. Man, you just gonna have
to reschedule it. So we're gonna have to reschedule as
I apologize for the you know, misunderstanding, But bottom line
is I knew nothing about it.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, mister Anderson, this is
missus sweat. He's saying he don't know anything about being here.
I'm telling him we got people all rapped all around
the building. He don't care.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Yo, Yo, dude, I just say I ain't here. I said,
there's nothing I could do. I then said it. I
just say that.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Man.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Don't put words in.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
My mouth, my brother, What do you want me to be?
Speaker 4 (04:26):
All you got to do is we schedule it for
another time. Man, that's what you do.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Hold on, man, I'm talking to my boss. I'm trying
to figure out again. We got people find to get
mad man because you're not here. I'm okay. Whoever many
many needs his man he does. I don't say we don't.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Know nothing about that, man. I ain't got nothing to
do with that. Man, all I know is that nobody
told me about that. You know, our call and he
and I as we say, because I don't do things
unless I know where it's coming from.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I ain't no way you can get your you can
get yourself down.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
You keep further of all, Man, you don't talk to
me like I'm your child.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Man.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
You know you keep saying there's no way I can
get my you know, back up on what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Dude. Hey, man, man, we having a problem. This is
supposed to be one of the biggest days of our
record store. We got your CD on every shelf, and
you you're just so calm and collect like it's not
a problem with you what I'm supposed to do. Man,
when I didn't know nothing about it, I understand it's
a problem. It's a problem.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Because it makes me look like I'm a no show.
But dude, I'm telling you again, I knew nothing about this.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Man, hold on, hold on, want to say, take all
his damn CDs off the shelf. Every lad going off?
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Yo, Yo, I don't know what you're talking about. Man,
You losing your darn mind right now. Man, I'm not
trying to disrespect you, dude, but you're really losing your
mind right now. You doing something you ain't got no
business though. Now I staid, reschedule the situation, man, you
know tomorrow the day I.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Were rescheduling when the album drops today?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Okay, well, well there's nothing I could do about this, dude, nothing.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Who's the way way? Sound like you're raising your voice
that man?
Speaker 4 (05:47):
My boys, man, because you not now you disrespect me.
You don't call my phone going off like like like
I'm somebody's child, like I'm your child, dude, think you
don't talk.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
To me like that. Man, Come on, so you can't
stop what you're doing and bring your butt down here
to the record store.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Won't be what I'm doing, No, no, no, no, I
can't start what I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Man, what you're doing right now, that's so important. You
can't come man, it ain't none of your business what
I'm doing right now.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Dude, I'm saying, I know I knew nothing about this, man,
So I'm not gonna keep going back and forth with
you like like like I gotta explain to you why
I can't. I gotta start what I'm doing to come
down there. I knew nothing about it. It's not my paw, dude,
you need to take this up with somebody who scheduled
this because I didn't schedule it.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
That's a right and or wrong way to look right
and the wrong way to do somebody.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Mister Sweat, Man, come on, now you re siting my songs? Man,
Come on, man, okay, pub I'm just gonna go out.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Here and tell everybody in the line, mister Sweat don't
want to come, okay, and I'm taking all of the
damn CDs off the shelf because you don't want to
stand up and be the celebrity that you're supposed to be. Man, Okay,
now you know what, man, You do what you gotta do. Man,
at this point, you do what you gotta do. Man.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
But Yo, who am I talking to you anyway?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Right? He Man?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Rahen Ryen, I work here at the store. Okay, Well,
I'll see you, Rahen. You go ahead and do what
you get me to do, and I'll come and see you.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Dude. What what what? What what you mean You're gonna
see me? What that means? I'll see you.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
I'll see you, y'all see you, That's what it means.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I'll see you, Okay, Because because the bottom line is man.
Tommy said you was gonna come. He the one said
you was gonna come.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Sign Tommy who now.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
You ra he ain't Tommy?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Who the who the hell is the Tommy.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Tommy Man nephew Tommy from the Steel Hobby in Morning show?
What I got your boy?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Man?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Man, y'all tripping boy?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
For real?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
You you don't even understand what you just giving me?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
May speak to dude.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
You're crazy boy.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I mean you know what I'm saying. Y'all don't have
anything that is do me. That's with me?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Man.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I knew the album was dropping. Man. I said I'm
getting in today. Yeah, I'm good man. I'm good man. Boy.
You crazy boy. Man.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Let me get off this tall man, y'all do it, Jesse,
you don't even understand.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I set man. I had to get you dog. Look
at it. You know. I know you got your show,
but you got to tell me what is the baddest
radio show in the morning.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Steve Harvey money show man, Get off my phone, nephew, time.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
One time for the pranks to y'all. Yeah, yeah, we
love you.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Man.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Please don't get that confused. He is a gangster. Please
don't play with Keith. Now.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
He told me.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
He told me last time. I said, hey, man, next
time I say something, you're on social media. You need
to say something back man. Yeah, you know. Yeah, listen old.
I have added a Sunday show, added a Sunday show
and heat at the he Let's do it again.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
So listen up.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
I have added a Sunday show in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, at
Helium Comedy Club Sunday night, seven pm. I have added
a show. Don't know if I'm gonna make it to
work on Monday. I just want to put that in there.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Come on, y'all. Okay, all right, all right, nephew, why.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Can't you make it work?
Speaker 3 (09:10):
You gotta working Sunday night, Get up and come to work.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I'm coming up next Strawberry Letters, subject do I need
this approval to live my best life? We'll get into
that right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is do
I need his approval to live my best life?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
We do not.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
We'll get into that find out what that's all about
in just a few because right now it is time
for the nephew and today's Frank phone call. What you
got for his neph.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Well, Shirley, you know, once again, Happy birthday to you, okay,
coming up on Sunday, Happy birthday and birthday, early birthday
to you. And also this week, you know, one of
our good friends of the Morning show, Keith Sweat. My dude,
it is his birthday, Keith. And every now and then,
(00:43):
y'all know, Tommy, we'll prank a celebrity, you know Tommy here.
Tommy don't care, you know Tommy.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Will do that.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
So, uh, I want you to take a listen. This
is when I pranked Keith Sweat. Let's go cat down.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Hello, I'm trying to reach Manny. Is this Manny not
the same Manny? Man?
Speaker 4 (00:58):
It's Sweat? Who's this man?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Hey? This is right? He ain't man? Wow? This what okay? Hey?
Uh mister Keith, we got we got people down here,
You're supposed to be here at that record store, man,
right here in Haarlem, and we got people wrapped around
the building. You're supposed to be here sign in these CDs, man,
But it's been over hour. These people been standing there
waiting on y'all.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Yeah, Man, I don't know nothing about no record store
and number two. I don't know nothing about doing no signing.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Man.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Who set this up?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Man? I don't know. I mean the name I was
given was Manny? Who was who was? Manny?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Man is my road manager? But he don't set things up.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Man.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
He's a road manager. He's not my manager. He just
handled myself on the road. But I was never told
I was supposed to be nowhere to do anything, man.
I mean, normally, was somebody tell me me and them
have an understanding that I book what I'm supposed to do.
So I don't know nothing about this, My.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Brother, Okay, Well you know we got to get this
taken care of. We got people wrapped around the building.
We got a table here laid out, we got pins
and everything for you to sign these CDs. Man. We
got one hundred people outside the store. My brother, I know, nobody.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Told me about No No signings or no nothing, man.
I mean I don't know nothing about no signing for real.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Okay, Well, are you hearing what I'm saying to you? Man?
We got people outside the building waiting for you to
arrive to sign some CDs. Now what I'm supposed to
tell these people?
Speaker 4 (02:16):
I don't know what you're supposed to tell them? Man,
I mean, you know, and it's kind of like you're
raising your voice. Dude, I don't. I don't. First of all,
I don't know even know who you are calling me
like this. I told you, man, I just said nothing
up man, And you know, I mean, I don't even
know who gave you my number. You know what I'm saying. So,
I mean I don't have.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
All this information was on the fax machine. I got
this as a contact number. Many is the person I'm
supposed to be talking to. And missus Sweat was supposed
to arrive here at twelve noon. Now here it is.
It's one fifteen, one twenty man, and you ain't here,
and we got people wrapped around the building. We've been
advertising this for the last two weeks. I mean, the
album dropping back.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I don't think you. I mean no disrespect to you,
but I don't think you hear me. Man, I don't
know nothing about a signing. If I knew about it
signing or knew I had a sign and says, I
wouldn't have the people sitting around or standing around like that.
That's not what I do. But no one informed me
that nothing like this was going down today. You know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
So okay, Well look man, now that you realize people
are here waiting, what you gonna do? What I'm supposed
to tell them?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Man, there's nowhere in the well I can get down
there and do a signing at this time, late time,
right now. Man, I mean you.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Need to get so big of that. You need you
need to try to try to get yourself down. You know.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
First of all, I mean, you know, what did you
just say? I think you just called me I'm a
name or son? Man, what did you just say to me?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Man? No, no, no, I'm saying. I'm saying you need
to try and come on down and sign sign these
CDs for these people. Man, these people are here, they're
waiting their line. They've been waiting over an hour on you.
Now it's not gonna go good dude. We got your
We got your CD almost on every.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Shallow that I'm feeling you and I understand now, I
understand what you're saying to me, but there's no way
I can get down there. Man, you just gonna have
to reschedule it. So we're gonna have to reschedule as
I apologize for the you know, misunderstanding, But bottom line
is I knew nothing about it.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, mister Anderson, this is
missus sweat. He's saying he don't know anything about being here.
I'm telling him we got people all rapped all around
the building. He don't care.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Yo, Yo, dude, I just say I ain't here. I said,
there's nothing I could do. I then said it. I
just say that.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Man.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Don't put words in.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
My mouth, my brother, What do you want me to be?
Speaker 4 (04:26):
All you got to do is we schedule it for
another time. Man, that's what you do.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Hold on, man, I'm talking to my boss. I'm trying
to figure out again. We got people find to get
mad man because you're not here. I'm okay. Whoever many
many needs his man he does. I don't say we don't.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Know nothing about that, man. I ain't got nothing to
do with that. Man, all I know is that nobody
told me about that. You know, our call and he
and I as we say, because I don't do things
unless I know where it's coming from.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I ain't no way you can get your you can
get yourself down.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
You keep further of all, Man, you don't talk to
me like I'm your child.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Man.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
You know you keep saying there's no way I can
get my you know, back up on what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Dude. Hey, man, man, we having a problem. This is
supposed to be one of the biggest days of our
record store. We got your CD on every shelf, and
you you're just so calm and collect like it's not
a problem with you what I'm supposed to do. Man,
when I didn't know nothing about it, I understand it's
a problem. It's a problem.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Because it makes me look like I'm a no show.
But dude, I'm telling you again, I knew nothing about this.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Man, hold on, hold on, want to say, take all
his damn CDs off the shelf. Every lad going off?
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Yo, Yo, I don't know what you're talking about. Man,
You losing your darn mind right now. Man, I'm not
trying to disrespect you, dude, but you're really losing your
mind right now. You doing something you ain't got no
business though. Now I staid, reschedule the situation, man, you
know tomorrow the day I.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Were rescheduling when the album drops today?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Okay, well, well there's nothing I could do about this, dude, nothing.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Who's the way way? Sound like you're raising your voice
that man?
Speaker 4 (05:47):
My boys, man, because you not now you disrespect me.
You don't call my phone going off like like like
I'm somebody's child, like I'm your child, dude, think you
don't talk.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
To me like that. Man, Come on, so you can't
stop what you're doing and bring your butt down here
to the record store.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Won't be what I'm doing, No, no, no, no, I
can't start what I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Man, what you're doing right now, that's so important. You
can't come man, it ain't none of your business what
I'm doing right now.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Dude, I'm saying, I know I knew nothing about this, man,
So I'm not gonna keep going back and forth with
you like like like I gotta explain to you why
I can't. I gotta start what I'm doing to come
down there. I knew nothing about it. It's not my paw, dude,
you need to take this up with somebody who scheduled
this because I didn't schedule it.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
That's a right and or wrong way to look right
and the wrong way to do somebody.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Mister Sweat, Man, come on, now you re siting my songs? Man,
Come on, man, okay, pub I'm just gonna go out.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Here and tell everybody in the line, mister Sweat don't
want to come, okay, and I'm taking all of the
damn CDs off the shelf because you don't want to
stand up and be the celebrity that you're supposed to be. Man, Okay,
now you know what, man, You do what you gotta do. Man,
at this point, you do what you gotta do. Man.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
But Yo, who am I talking to you anyway?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Right? He Man?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Rahen Ryen, I work here at the store. Okay, Well,
I'll see you, Rahen. You go ahead and do what
you get me to do, and I'll come and see you.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Dude. What what what? What what you mean You're gonna
see me? What that means? I'll see you.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
I'll see you, y'all see you, That's what it means.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I'll see you, Okay, Because because the bottom line is man.
Tommy said you was gonna come. He the one said
you was gonna come.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Sign Tommy who now.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
You ra he ain't Tommy?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Who the who the hell is the Tommy.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Tommy Man nephew Tommy from the Steel Hobby in Morning show?
What I got your boy?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Man?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
You know what.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Man, y'all tripping boy?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
For real?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
You you don't even understand what you just giving me?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
May speak to dude.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
You're crazy boy.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I mean you know what I'm saying. Y'all don't have
anything that is do me. That's with me?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Man.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I knew the album was dropping. Man. I said I'm
getting in today. Yeah, I'm good man. I'm good man. Boy.
You crazy boy. Man.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Let me get off this tall man, y'all do it, Jesse,
you don't even understand.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I set man. I had to get you dog. Look
at it. You know. I know you got your show,
but you got to tell me what is the baddest
radio show in the morning.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Steve Harvey money show man, Get off my phone, nephew, time.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
One time for the pranks to y'all. Yeah, yeah, we
love you.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Man.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Please don't get that confused. He is a gangster. Please
don't play with Keith. Now.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
He told me.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
He told me last time. I said, hey, man, next
time I say something, you're on social media. You need
to say something back man. Yeah, you know. Yeah, listen old.
I have added a Sunday show, added a Sunday show
and heat at the he Let's do it again.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
So listen up.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
I have added a Sunday show in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, at
Helium Comedy Club Sunday night, seven pm. I have added
a show. Don't know if I'm gonna make it to
work on Monday. I just want to put that in there.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Come on, y'all. Okay, all right, all right, nephew, why.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Can't you make it work?
Speaker 3 (09:10):
You gotta working Sunday night, Get up and come to work.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
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