August 2, 2024 • 8 mins
If you don't run this aqua boogie current test, the power will be turned off. This must be an offer he can't refuse!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today. The subject is he called
me the name that's tatted on him. But right now
it is time for the nephew and today's frank phone call. Nephew.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
All right, Shirley, that's right here. This is this is
the electric company. Yeah, but I want you to listen.
Listen closely for that aqua boogie current. Okay, that aqua
boogie current. You understand, all right, this is an electric
company now, but I want you to listen for the
aqua boogie current. Cat dog.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
If you could Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a Quincy.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
This is hey.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
How are you? My name is Maurice. Maurice calling you
from the power company. How you doing today?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Im on? What's up?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Well? Listen, we're doing some testing in your neighborhood. We're
trying to make sure we don't have to actually shut
the power down out there, and uh, we're calling around
quite a few people in your neighborhood run some tests
on individual homes and making sure the electricity is running correctly.
Can I get you to do a few things for
me and see and then the quicker we get through
(01:09):
with this shirt, and as possibility, we won't have to
turn your power off at all. I know you don't
want us to have to come out and turn power off.
And you got stuff in your refrigerator that can spoil
and things like that. So we want to try to
get this done and hopefully the power with the with
the test that we run, it'll it'll it'll run correctly
and we won't have to do anything.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Okay, I ain't buy electricity though, you know what I'm saying,
So no, no.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
No, I understand that. Don't worry about that. Here's what
I need you to do. Now. How big is your house?
What do you how many bedrooms? You got four bedrooms?
Now you have upstairs downstairs? It's too sore, okay, all right,
so here's what we need to do. If you can't.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Ain't gonna take long though, Hey, I got it because
I'm in a hurry, man, I ain't gonna have a
lot of time.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
No, no, no, this this this, this, this won't take
long at all. So can I get you to take
your breaker and shut down everything upstairs and we're gonna
run a test on the stuff downstairs right now.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
It'll be real quick, all right, just shut, just shut
everything off.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I want you to keep the downstairs open and keep
that to the weakness so we can run our tests
on this thing.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
All right, everything shut, everything's down.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Okay, you you turned off there.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
I just turned off all the switches.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Okay. Here's what I need you to do. I need
you to turn on your television.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
And then turn it off downstairs.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Downstairs. How many TVs you got?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
I got two TVs downstairs.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Let's turn them both on you all right, they both on? Okay. Now,
you got a microwave in your kitchen.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Yeah, I got a microwave.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Okay, turn that on.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
It's already on, man, I can see the lights on.
It's got the clock on it.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
That's got that double arone thing that's going through there.
It's a whole different type of current.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I just want to them by what you're talking about.
But I got to get to work, man, So the
microwaves do own. It's running.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
No, no, no, I want you to actually turn it on.
I want you to actually push like a minute or
two on that thing.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Let's do with anything. Man, Come on, now, let me
what you gotta do.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
No, this is a test. So what I don't want
to have to do is come out there and turn
your power off. And I don't want to do that.
You got a lot of food in your fridge, I'm sure, right, all.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Right, all right, look it's on microwave zone, TV zones.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Okay, now open your words.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Man, electricity works downstairs.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Okay, but listen, I know. But what we gotta do
is we gotta make sure that this stuff isn't overpower.
Now can you open your refrigerator?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Yeah, Man, do you see the button that actually has
I mean, well, you can turn the you can push
it in the light or go out. You know what
I'm talking about.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Come on, man, you ain't got nobody just being able
to check something outside. Man, I mean I'm in the fridge.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I understand. But push that button five times for me.
See what it does?
Speaker 4 (03:37):
What the light button?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah, push that light button five times?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Come on, man, that did.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
It go off? And on?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Every here it's open and on.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Man.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
The ain't wrong with the refrigerator. Refrigerators plugged in. Man.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Okay, Now here's what I want you to do. Right there,
if you're in the kitchen, turn your sink on for me.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Turn sink on. What they gotta do electricity.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Man, that's a nitrol current. That's a nitral current. You
wouldn't understand that, But I need you to turn that
on for me too. Just turn it on full blast.
Got it on, I got it on. Okay, Now go
in your master bedroom.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
I get tell it off.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
No, let that water run. Go in your master bedroom
and go in the bath for me. I appreciate your
helping me out on this.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Man. Come on, man, Quincy, I appreciate that very I
mean everything that everything I'm in the I'm in the baths.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Okay, Plush that toilet for me, Quincy, see what Plush
that toilet for me?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Plus the toilet?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah, flush that toilet.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
It ain't even electrical what it is.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
It's a it's a it's an awkward book. It hurt.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
You need to get somebody. Okay, I'm gonna plush the toilet.
It ain't no electrical plugs in nothing in this area, man.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Right, I understand that. You know see what it is.
This is an awkward boogie current that flows through that water.
Flush that thing for me one time? Yeah, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Okay, all right, toil worse man, you ain't got nobody
in the area that could come out here and just
check it down.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Man, Quincy, I'm trying my best not come out and
and and and turn your power off. And I know
you got somewhere to go, you know, turn my power off.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Man, you're supposed to be making sure the powers stay on, right.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I understand that. Now do you have courty? Do you
have a blender? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:11):
I got a blender. Man, I got a blender. I
got a TV, I got a refrigerator, and they all work.
The toilet works, everything worked.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
All right.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
What I want you to do is get this blender
and or just throw you a few q's of eyes
or something in there and turn that thing on for him.
Come on, man, we're almost done.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I got to get to work, man, just work with
appreciated man. This is just to blidder. Come on, man, yeah,
that's aid our cemetric current could be walking this house. Man,
you need to check the next house.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
You don't have no problems with, no smoothies or nothing.
And that thing you see.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Man, what the hell they got to do anything? Man,
I gotta get to work. Look at a minute minute
going too far as to come out here or do
this because I need to get to my job and
I understand that job, and I can just call and
have people go through the damn house player scavenger hunt.
I gotta get to work.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Okay, now listen, Quincy, one last thing. Are you able
to shut that breaker? Put that breaker back on, and
then shut off downstairs, and then go upstairs and check
some stuff for me? Shut off? What shut off the
breaker downstairs? Go ahead and turn it.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
I'm not shutting off no breaker downstairs. I shut off
the water upstairs. We dine, turned on every damn thing
down here. You didn't have any I got the blender.
I didn't turn on the microwave to refrigerate. Come man
flushing the toll say, I gotta get to wait quest.
I needs you to lose this attitude you got. I
need you to get somebody down here to do that.
My electricity at my house worked. It worked for you.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Calm.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
The only thing ain't work. It's not ain't at work
because I'm here doing this book, playing off and off.
Get somebody in here work now.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
I'll piss me off and make me turn it all
the way off.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
We set off down and when I get back from work,
what still should be on?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
I got one more thing. I need to say to you, Quinny,
it better be the last thing that his nephew Tommy
from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got prank
by your sister.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Damn Gill better be in a witness protection program.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Man.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Oh, let me turn in one on man.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Hey man, let me ask youself, man, what is the
baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
That's got to be the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And Tommy,
you call me again, they gonna be the show used
to have Tommy.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I just amazed myself with the ignorance sometime.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
All morning though, all morning.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yeah, now you know how we feel.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
All right, let me go down the list. Right here,
it's coming up Buffalo, New York. I'm excited about that.
That's Nephew Thomma's House Party Comedy dam Saturday, August and
thirty one at the Shape Performing Arts Center. Tickets are
on sale right now, get it, get it, get it.
The Nephew is coming. And remember we are wearing white.
We are wearing white. Now you don't have to wear white,
but we are wearing white. So laying in the cut.
(08:11):
Right after that is the Miller Theater Augusta, Georgia. That
is Friday September the sixth, Friday September sixth, the nephew
is coming to town. Nephew Tommy's house party. How many jam?
And then what else I got. I'm excited about La Fayette, Louisiana.
I get y'all that day on Monday, Lafayette.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I'm coming.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah, that's October twenty sixth.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Unsure enough, all right, all right? Coming up next, It
is a strawberry letter and the subject is he called
me the name that's tattooed on him. We'll get into
it in just a few Right after this, you're listening
Hard Morning Show
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today. The subject is he called
me the name that's tatted on him. But right now
it is time for the nephew and today's frank phone call. Nephew.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
All right, Shirley, that's right here. This is this is
the electric company. Yeah, but I want you to listen.
Listen closely for that aqua boogie current. Okay, that aqua
boogie current. You understand, all right, this is an electric
company now, but I want you to listen for the
aqua boogie current. Cat dog.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
If you could Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a Quincy.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
This is hey.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
How are you? My name is Maurice. Maurice calling you
from the power company. How you doing today?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Im on? What's up?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Well? Listen, we're doing some testing in your neighborhood. We're
trying to make sure we don't have to actually shut
the power down out there, and uh, we're calling around
quite a few people in your neighborhood run some tests
on individual homes and making sure the electricity is running correctly.
Can I get you to do a few things for
me and see and then the quicker we get through
(01:09):
with this shirt, and as possibility, we won't have to
turn your power off at all. I know you don't
want us to have to come out and turn power off.
And you got stuff in your refrigerator that can spoil
and things like that. So we want to try to
get this done and hopefully the power with the with
the test that we run, it'll it'll it'll run correctly
and we won't have to do anything.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Okay, I ain't buy electricity though, you know what I'm saying,
So no, no.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
No, I understand that. Don't worry about that. Here's what
I need you to do. Now. How big is your house?
What do you how many bedrooms? You got four bedrooms?
Now you have upstairs downstairs? It's too sore, okay, all right,
so here's what we need to do. If you can't.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Ain't gonna take long though, Hey, I got it because
I'm in a hurry, man, I ain't gonna have a
lot of time.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
No, no, no, this this this, this, this won't take
long at all. So can I get you to take
your breaker and shut down everything upstairs and we're gonna
run a test on the stuff downstairs right now.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
It'll be real quick, all right, just shut, just shut
everything off.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I want you to keep the downstairs open and keep
that to the weakness so we can run our tests
on this thing.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
All right, everything shut, everything's down.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Okay, you you turned off there.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
I just turned off all the switches.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Okay. Here's what I need you to do. I need
you to turn on your television.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
And then turn it off downstairs.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Downstairs. How many TVs you got?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
I got two TVs downstairs.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Let's turn them both on you all right, they both on? Okay. Now,
you got a microwave in your kitchen.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Yeah, I got a microwave.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Okay, turn that on.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
It's already on, man, I can see the lights on.
It's got the clock on it.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
That's got that double arone thing that's going through there.
It's a whole different type of current.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I just want to them by what you're talking about.
But I got to get to work, man, So the
microwaves do own. It's running.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
No, no, no, I want you to actually turn it on.
I want you to actually push like a minute or
two on that thing.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Let's do with anything. Man, Come on, now, let me
what you gotta do.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
No, this is a test. So what I don't want
to have to do is come out there and turn
your power off. And I don't want to do that.
You got a lot of food in your fridge, I'm sure, right, all.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Right, all right, look it's on microwave zone, TV zones.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Okay, now open your words.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Man, electricity works downstairs.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Okay, but listen, I know. But what we gotta do
is we gotta make sure that this stuff isn't overpower.
Now can you open your refrigerator?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Yeah, Man, do you see the button that actually has
I mean, well, you can turn the you can push
it in the light or go out. You know what
I'm talking about.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Come on, man, you ain't got nobody just being able
to check something outside. Man, I mean I'm in the fridge.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I understand. But push that button five times for me.
See what it does?
Speaker 4 (03:37):
What the light button?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah, push that light button five times?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Come on, man, that did.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
It go off? And on?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Every here it's open and on.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Man.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
The ain't wrong with the refrigerator. Refrigerators plugged in. Man.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Okay, Now here's what I want you to do. Right there,
if you're in the kitchen, turn your sink on for me.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Turn sink on. What they gotta do electricity.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Man, that's a nitrol current. That's a nitral current. You
wouldn't understand that, But I need you to turn that
on for me too. Just turn it on full blast.
Got it on, I got it on. Okay, Now go
in your master bedroom.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
I get tell it off.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
No, let that water run. Go in your master bedroom
and go in the bath for me. I appreciate your
helping me out on this.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Man. Come on, man, Quincy, I appreciate that very I
mean everything that everything I'm in the I'm in the baths.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Okay, Plush that toilet for me, Quincy, see what Plush
that toilet for me?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Plus the toilet?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah, flush that toilet.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
It ain't even electrical what it is.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
It's a it's a it's an awkward book. It hurt.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
You need to get somebody. Okay, I'm gonna plush the toilet.
It ain't no electrical plugs in nothing in this area, man.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Right, I understand that. You know see what it is.
This is an awkward boogie current that flows through that water.
Flush that thing for me one time? Yeah, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Okay, all right, toil worse man, you ain't got nobody
in the area that could come out here and just
check it down.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Man, Quincy, I'm trying my best not come out and
and and and turn your power off. And I know
you got somewhere to go, you know, turn my power off.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Man, you're supposed to be making sure the powers stay on, right.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I understand that. Now do you have courty? Do you
have a blender? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:11):
I got a blender. Man, I got a blender. I
got a TV, I got a refrigerator, and they all work.
The toilet works, everything worked.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
All right.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
What I want you to do is get this blender
and or just throw you a few q's of eyes
or something in there and turn that thing on for him.
Come on, man, we're almost done.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I got to get to work, man, just work with
appreciated man. This is just to blidder. Come on, man, yeah,
that's aid our cemetric current could be walking this house. Man,
you need to check the next house.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
You don't have no problems with, no smoothies or nothing.
And that thing you see.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Man, what the hell they got to do anything? Man,
I gotta get to work. Look at a minute minute
going too far as to come out here or do
this because I need to get to my job and
I understand that job, and I can just call and
have people go through the damn house player scavenger hunt.
I gotta get to work.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Okay, now listen, Quincy, one last thing. Are you able
to shut that breaker? Put that breaker back on, and
then shut off downstairs, and then go upstairs and check
some stuff for me? Shut off? What shut off the
breaker downstairs? Go ahead and turn it.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
I'm not shutting off no breaker downstairs. I shut off
the water upstairs. We dine, turned on every damn thing
down here. You didn't have any I got the blender.
I didn't turn on the microwave to refrigerate. Come man
flushing the toll say, I gotta get to wait quest.
I needs you to lose this attitude you got. I
need you to get somebody down here to do that.
My electricity at my house worked. It worked for you.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Calm.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
The only thing ain't work. It's not ain't at work
because I'm here doing this book, playing off and off.
Get somebody in here work now.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
I'll piss me off and make me turn it all
the way off.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
We set off down and when I get back from work,
what still should be on?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
I got one more thing. I need to say to you, Quinny,
it better be the last thing that his nephew Tommy
from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got prank
by your sister.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Damn Gill better be in a witness protection program.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Man.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Oh, let me turn in one on man.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Hey man, let me ask youself, man, what is the
baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
That's got to be the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And Tommy,
you call me again, they gonna be the show used
to have Tommy.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I just amazed myself with the ignorance sometime.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
All morning though, all morning.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yeah, now you know how we feel.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
All right, let me go down the list. Right here,
it's coming up Buffalo, New York. I'm excited about that.
That's Nephew Thomma's House Party Comedy dam Saturday, August and
thirty one at the Shape Performing Arts Center. Tickets are
on sale right now, get it, get it, get it.
The Nephew is coming. And remember we are wearing white.
We are wearing white. Now you don't have to wear white,
but we are wearing white. So laying in the cut.
(08:11):
Right after that is the Miller Theater Augusta, Georgia. That
is Friday September the sixth, Friday September sixth, the nephew
is coming to town. Nephew Tommy's house party. How many jam?
And then what else I got. I'm excited about La Fayette, Louisiana.
I get y'all that day on Monday, Lafayette.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I'm coming.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah, that's October twenty sixth.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Unsure enough, all right, all right? Coming up next, It
is a strawberry letter and the subject is he called
me the name that's tattooed on him. We'll get into
it in just a few Right after this, you're listening
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