August 7, 2024 • 8 mins
What trash does smell good? This is for sure, Fool #1 thinks someone's trash stinks and he calls him about it.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today and the subject is why
would she at the same hotel? Hmmm, we'll get into that,
find out what that's all about.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Just a few because right now.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
It can happen. Now, it can't happen.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Obviously double booked.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
It happens all the time.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
It's time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.
Right now, nephew, what you got.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
This right here is your trash stinks. Your trash stinks.
Let's go get a dog if you would.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Hello. Hello, Hey, I'm trying to I'm trying to read swerve.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Yeah, it's me.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
How you doing, man, I'm wanting I'm one of your neighbors,
but i'm one street over from you. You over the
off Yeah, that's right, dis rico. Man, how you doing.
I'm one of your neighbors on the next street. Oh,
how you doing?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Okay, I'm doing good. But how you get a number?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
One of the neighbors on your block gave me the number. Man.
We was we was having a little situation. Wanted to
reach out to you, uh, some stuff going on in
the neighborhood, man, and wanted to try to make you
aware of it.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
But what what's going on?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Uh? It seemed like, well, you know, the trash man
run on on Tuesday, okay and Saturday right now. The
problem is that that that a lot of people, I guess,
got this stuff out on the on the curve already
right right now. The problem is that that that they're saying, man,
is that your your trash is actually really really foul
(01:36):
and smelling and smelling pretty bad. And we wanted to
call you, man and see if you do hold on,
hold on, hold on you calling me because.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
You smell my trash?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Well yeah, they say, yours is the one that's really stinking, man,
And if you could actually maybe put it in, put
it back in the in the in the garage until tuesday, you.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Know, no trash and no garage. That's why I put
it outside. I didn't have enough room in the garage.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Okay, what was see?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
And who is everybody saying my trash tast.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Hey listen, I'm assure I'm not saying them. You know
what I.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Want to tell you. If everybody in the hood got
a problem with my trash taking, you tell them because
take that.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Okay, what what? What we we we discussed that too. Well. Listen, listen,
we don't want no trouble.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Man.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
We can just get you to put your trash back in.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
I'm not moving over trash. I paid rent over here,
my brother.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Hey, we're not gonna go back, and I'm not gonna
go back to tell you what you're gonna do.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
I'm telling you where I paid rent at. Don't tell
me to just over here.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Okay, Well, listen, man, aren't you concerned that your trash
is thinking and reaking through the whole neighborhood.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I don't give a damn. If who smelled my chances
they got a problem with it, tell them come take
it out still then and say it out there.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Okay, well, that's the problem. The problem is is that
you took it out, and you took it out too early.
You should out till Tuesday morning. And that's who that.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Monday is Friday. If I put it out there and
say it out yesterday, come get it.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I'm not gonna go back and forth with you, man, Okay, and.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Damn what you gonna do. You ain't gonna call me
telling me take my chance. I'll take rent over here. Okay,
he is everybody smelling my trash out of everybody on
the see.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I don't know from my understanding, it's there's a couple
of holes in it. There's some food or something must
to got out. I don't know if if one of
the roads or dog got in it, or what the
case may be. But you know, we need to try
to get your trash in the backyard.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
My trash ain't going no damn well, and how come.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
You to one?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
You the fusing of this? How come my next old
neighbor ain't called? How come yo around the corner and
you call, We'll put you up to this.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
What everybody's smelling it. I was just fortunate enough to
get your phone number. I said, well, look, I just
gone and call it.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
I tell you this, you and hey, you my phone number.
Come take it out? Still then it ain't going nowhere?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Left? Okay, Well, listen, let's swerve this what we designed
on the case we got to this situation with you
put that. I'll just come over there and put the
trash in your backyard and just tuesday morning and Tuesday morning,
I'll come back over there and take it out that way,
all the smell of being in your backyard in the
you say, you go what, I'm gonna come over there
and put the trash in your backyard? So the so
(04:09):
the smell that falcon, I mean, that's that that.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Let me say, let me take you this say, if
you come over here, you're my well call hoony and
that's who you gonna need. You come over here. Bring
all they had a problem saying my trash team to
come over here and take it out.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Well you you, I mean you, you're trying. You're trying
to you're trying to act like it don't smell. Man,
I don't give them.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
If it's me, I'll tell you what I do. I'll
go out to pook for myself. Where that where that
where that helped you out to look at?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Okay, but see that's not what the people in the
neighborhood want. We want you to say.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Don't give me damn what they want. I'm telling you
what I'm gonna do. And how did you get my
phone number?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Any down? I already told you, ma'am, I got your
number form one of the neighbors on your street that
said they don't want to get tell me to.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
The left, one to the right, sell me which one?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Listen? Listen listen, swim. Once you get to the meat
of the problem. The problem is your trash thing.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Don't out it's my change. How the hell y'all pit
point my change down? Everybody else chadge on the block
and how in the hell you smell?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Man? I don't know, man, I don't know what of it.
I don't know if you're traans busted, don't know what
the deal is. But everybody saying, everybody saying, it's swerve traans.
That's that's streak.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
That's too much chance for me to be going to
try and see what things. It's dying fast change out
there and it's gonna stay out there. I said it
ain't come get it, and you ain't coming over there.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Okay, Now see that's where you're wrong. Swerve out rumming
over there. I'm coming over there, and I'm gonna take
that trance and put it in the backyard. Just too
Now you're gonna try to get in my way whatever,
But I got to go on hitty chance in.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
The back I tell you what, Bring you over here
right now. I put on my shoes. I'm standing on
the porch right now. Bring fight a corse, come.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
On, we whatever you we I'm recover one street over
and I'm smelling your nash trans take.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
No change out. May smell, but you ain't saying gonna
take it out.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I fit you that a listen, swerve. I'm gonna say
this word.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Man, I call it that name.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Excuse me call him like that? Who the hair told?
You call me?
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Swear? I called men at that?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Okay, well, hey, that's what they call you. What's wrong?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Me called?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
What's wrong? Me called? You're in the old comedy that name.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Now you saying my chat thing? Come over here and
take the chance out.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Hey, man, I ain't. I ain't nobody sitting there scatter
you swim. I'm telling you, I'm trying to get the name.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
It's not just tell you top part of my name swear.
Come over here. I'm gonna show you what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Okay, Wayne, and then it is what it is bytom Man,
I'm on my way over there to move that damn trash.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Come on, come over here, come over here moving. I'm
on the port right now.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Come on over there, meet me by the mass.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Thank it trash you got, I'm standing right there doing that.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Okay, Well, I tell you what I'm on my way now.
And guess what I'm gonna do when I get over that.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
You ain't gonna do what you gonna do.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I'm gonna tell you my damn name when I get
over there. My name is Nephew tire Me from the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your
cousin au Reese.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Oh thank you?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
So yeah, Hey man, I gotta ask you something, dog,
what is what is the baddest and I mean the
baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
And now you have it?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
No trash tank, no trash. It is trash. But still
still do somebody to trash? You know, I'm real. I'll
be out there with clorox and everything. I put everything
in there. Small.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
You clean the trash can before you put the trash
in it.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I pulled clorox. I pulled clorox on the trash that's
in the trash because when I put it out. I
live in the woods, so everything comes. You got somebody, Yeah,
does that work? They got some raccoon. Don't give a
damn what you're doing. But you're smart. I've seen the
same raccoon handle ammonia clorox. He don't give it down.
(07:56):
He had he coming in, didn't it. I know I
saw a chicken bone in here early.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I know I saw one.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
He gonna post something on top of it, like I
ain't gonna eat that. Yeah, yeah, raccoon talking about I
like clok Rocks.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Coming up next. Strawberry letter for today, the subject why
was she at the same hotel? We'll find out right
after this. You're listening The Hardy Morning Show.
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today and the subject is why
would she at the same hotel? Hmmm, we'll get into that,
find out what that's all about.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Just a few because right now.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
It can happen. Now, it can't happen.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Obviously double booked.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
It happens all the time.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
It's time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.
Right now, nephew, what you got.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
This right here is your trash stinks. Your trash stinks.
Let's go get a dog if you would.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Hello. Hello, Hey, I'm trying to I'm trying to read swerve.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Yeah, it's me.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
How you doing, man, I'm wanting I'm one of your neighbors,
but i'm one street over from you. You over the
off Yeah, that's right, dis rico. Man, how you doing.
I'm one of your neighbors on the next street. Oh,
how you doing?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Okay, I'm doing good. But how you get a number?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
One of the neighbors on your block gave me the number. Man.
We was we was having a little situation. Wanted to
reach out to you, uh, some stuff going on in
the neighborhood, man, and wanted to try to make you
aware of it.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
But what what's going on?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Uh? It seemed like, well, you know, the trash man
run on on Tuesday, okay and Saturday right now. The
problem is that that that a lot of people, I guess,
got this stuff out on the on the curve already
right right now. The problem is that that that they're saying, man,
is that your your trash is actually really really foul
(01:36):
and smelling and smelling pretty bad. And we wanted to
call you, man and see if you do hold on,
hold on, hold on you calling me because.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
You smell my trash?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Well yeah, they say, yours is the one that's really stinking, man,
And if you could actually maybe put it in, put
it back in the in the in the garage until tuesday, you.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Know, no trash and no garage. That's why I put
it outside. I didn't have enough room in the garage.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Okay, what was see?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
And who is everybody saying my trash tast.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Hey listen, I'm assure I'm not saying them. You know
what I.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Want to tell you. If everybody in the hood got
a problem with my trash taking, you tell them because
take that.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Okay, what what? What we we we discussed that too. Well. Listen, listen,
we don't want no trouble.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Man.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
We can just get you to put your trash back in.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
I'm not moving over trash. I paid rent over here,
my brother.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Hey, we're not gonna go back, and I'm not gonna
go back to tell you what you're gonna do.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
I'm telling you where I paid rent at. Don't tell
me to just over here.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Okay, Well, listen, man, aren't you concerned that your trash
is thinking and reaking through the whole neighborhood.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I don't give a damn. If who smelled my chances
they got a problem with it, tell them come take
it out still then and say it out there.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Okay, well, that's the problem. The problem is is that
you took it out, and you took it out too early.
You should out till Tuesday morning. And that's who that.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Monday is Friday. If I put it out there and
say it out yesterday, come get it.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I'm not gonna go back and forth with you, man, Okay, and.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Damn what you gonna do. You ain't gonna call me
telling me take my chance. I'll take rent over here. Okay,
he is everybody smelling my trash out of everybody on
the see.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I don't know from my understanding, it's there's a couple
of holes in it. There's some food or something must
to got out. I don't know if if one of
the roads or dog got in it, or what the
case may be. But you know, we need to try
to get your trash in the backyard.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
My trash ain't going no damn well, and how come.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
You to one?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
You the fusing of this? How come my next old
neighbor ain't called? How come yo around the corner and
you call, We'll put you up to this.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
What everybody's smelling it. I was just fortunate enough to
get your phone number. I said, well, look, I just
gone and call it.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
I tell you this, you and hey, you my phone number.
Come take it out? Still then it ain't going nowhere?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Left? Okay, Well, listen, let's swerve this what we designed
on the case we got to this situation with you
put that. I'll just come over there and put the
trash in your backyard and just tuesday morning and Tuesday morning,
I'll come back over there and take it out that way,
all the smell of being in your backyard in the
you say, you go what, I'm gonna come over there
and put the trash in your backyard? So the so
(04:09):
the smell that falcon, I mean, that's that that.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Let me say, let me take you this say, if
you come over here, you're my well call hoony and
that's who you gonna need. You come over here. Bring
all they had a problem saying my trash team to
come over here and take it out.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Well you you, I mean you, you're trying. You're trying
to you're trying to act like it don't smell. Man,
I don't give them.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
If it's me, I'll tell you what I do. I'll
go out to pook for myself. Where that where that
where that helped you out to look at?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Okay, but see that's not what the people in the
neighborhood want. We want you to say.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Don't give me damn what they want. I'm telling you
what I'm gonna do. And how did you get my
phone number?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Any down? I already told you, ma'am, I got your
number form one of the neighbors on your street that
said they don't want to get tell me to.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
The left, one to the right, sell me which one?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Listen? Listen listen, swim. Once you get to the meat
of the problem. The problem is your trash thing.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Don't out it's my change. How the hell y'all pit
point my change down? Everybody else chadge on the block
and how in the hell you smell?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Man? I don't know, man, I don't know what of it.
I don't know if you're traans busted, don't know what
the deal is. But everybody saying, everybody saying, it's swerve traans.
That's that's streak.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
That's too much chance for me to be going to
try and see what things. It's dying fast change out
there and it's gonna stay out there. I said it
ain't come get it, and you ain't coming over there.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Okay, Now see that's where you're wrong. Swerve out rumming
over there. I'm coming over there, and I'm gonna take
that trance and put it in the backyard. Just too
Now you're gonna try to get in my way whatever,
But I got to go on hitty chance in.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
The back I tell you what, Bring you over here
right now. I put on my shoes. I'm standing on
the porch right now. Bring fight a corse, come.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
On, we whatever you we I'm recover one street over
and I'm smelling your nash trans take.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
No change out. May smell, but you ain't saying gonna
take it out.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I fit you that a listen, swerve. I'm gonna say
this word.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Man, I call it that name.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Excuse me call him like that? Who the hair told?
You call me?
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Swear? I called men at that?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Okay, well, hey, that's what they call you. What's wrong?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Me called?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
What's wrong? Me called? You're in the old comedy that name.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Now you saying my chat thing? Come over here and
take the chance out.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Hey, man, I ain't. I ain't nobody sitting there scatter
you swim. I'm telling you, I'm trying to get the name.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
It's not just tell you top part of my name swear.
Come over here. I'm gonna show you what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Okay, Wayne, and then it is what it is bytom Man,
I'm on my way over there to move that damn trash.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Come on, come over here, come over here moving. I'm
on the port right now.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Come on over there, meet me by the mass.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Thank it trash you got, I'm standing right there doing that.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Okay, Well, I tell you what I'm on my way now.
And guess what I'm gonna do when I get over that.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
You ain't gonna do what you gonna do.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I'm gonna tell you my damn name when I get
over there. My name is Nephew tire Me from the
Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your
cousin au Reese.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Oh thank you?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
So yeah, Hey man, I gotta ask you something, dog,
what is what is the baddest and I mean the
baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
And now you have it?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
No trash tank, no trash. It is trash. But still
still do somebody to trash? You know, I'm real. I'll
be out there with clorox and everything. I put everything
in there. Small.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
You clean the trash can before you put the trash
in it.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I pulled clorox. I pulled clorox on the trash that's
in the trash because when I put it out. I
live in the woods, so everything comes. You got somebody, Yeah,
does that work? They got some raccoon. Don't give a
damn what you're doing. But you're smart. I've seen the
same raccoon handle ammonia clorox. He don't give it down.
(07:56):
He had he coming in, didn't it. I know I
saw a chicken bone in here early.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I know I saw one.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
He gonna post something on top of it, like I
ain't gonna eat that. Yeah, yeah, raccoon talking about I
like clok Rocks.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Coming up next. Strawberry letter for today, the subject why
was she at the same hotel? We'll find out right
after this. You're listening The Hardy Morning Show.
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