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August 12, 2024 8 mins

Abuse of the copy machine has become a problem at the job and showing your @$$ takes on a new meaning.

 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is he
repeated everything I said about her. We'll get into that
find out what that's all about in just a few
because right now it is time for the nephew and
today's frank phone called NEF. What you got for us?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Well, we are in the middle of uh this is
butt Man. We're about to call butt Man. Okay, that's
the name of it, butt Man. Yeah. Yeah, he been
xerox in his butt on the copy machine at the
job button man. Yes, he needs to. We need to
line people up. We can figure out who butt Man he.
We just take a listen, here we go. We're gonna

(00:43):
find out who butt Man is. You got a copy
of it, so we gonna we know we know it
when we see it.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Let's go cat Dom. Hello, Hey, I'm trying to read
Vaughan please.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
VN.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
This is Darius. Darius with Human Resources. How are you.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
I'm doing fine?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Can Yeah, listen, we have an incident that has taken
place at the job.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
You actually what floor are you on? Von? I'm all
for twelve floor twelve?

Speaker 2 (01:13):
All right, so do you use the copy machine? That
often on that floor.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Not all the time, but I do use it every
once in a while.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Okay, every once in a while. So here's what's going on.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
There's gonna be some actions being taken place here pretty soon,
some legal actions, and we're just clearing everybody. You know,
this is just a proper procedure that we're having to
go through. So let me just kind of enlighten you
on what's taking place. Someone on the twelfth floor has
copied their butt on a piece.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Of paper in the copy machine.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
So someone actually sat up on the xerox machine and
copied their butt. Why someone would do that, I have
no earthly idea. But what's happening now is everyone on
your floor is going to have to come in and
show their butt. So we're scheduling this now. I'm thinking
Friday at eleven a m.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Would that be so.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Y'all, y'all talk to y'all talking about y'll want me
to come up there and show show my show my
because somebody, I'm a grown man. Okay, I'm a grown man.
I ain't do that.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Okay, you know what, I believe you. I believe you wholeheartedly, Von,
But just to clear your name, we have to. I
hate to say it, clear your butt as well. So
we want to make sure we're gonna find out whose
butt this.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Is on a piece of paper, that did this. We're
gonna find out, you're.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Gonna find you're gonna find out who's You're gonna find
out whose cheeks those are, and you're gonna find out
real quickly. In our mind, I'm not doing that, man,
I'm not gonna come in. You said Friday.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
You're doing this on Friday, Friday at.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Eleven, not coming at my day off. I'm pulling my
pants down. Let some strangers looking really look at my
look at my cheeks. Talking about somebody copied. I'm not
doing that.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
I don't. I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
I don't want this to take a turn, von, because
right now, this is if you're not if you're saying
you're not coming in, then other actions will be taking
place if you don't come in and follow the precedure
that everybody's saying. Everybody else that I'm calling they have
to come in.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
How many how many people work on that floor?

Speaker 3 (03:20):
There's at least eighty plus people on that floor.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
You're talking about trying to have eighty plus people come
in drive on win work. So some strangers and we
don't even know can look at our look at our cheeks,
and I'm not gonna do that. I don't know who
did it, but I know they ain't me.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Well, somebody, somebody xeroxs their butt on the twelfth floor,
and we're gonna get to okay, but we're gonna get
to the bottom of who did it and what you're
what you're not gonna do, von Is tell me you're
not coming in. What you're not gonna do? Do you
like your job here with this company?

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (03:56):
Okay, what you're not gonna do exactly? You're gonna fire
me because I'm not gonna show y'all my sweet goodies
just because you just because you're from HR you got
me food. If you actually expect me to think that
everybody that works from this floor is over here like
oh yeah, sure, I'll go with some strangers. Look at mine,
Look at my crack. You must be playing, no, sir,

(04:18):
not with me.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Okay, let me ask Let me, let me ask you this.
Do you have a coworker named Andre?

Speaker 4 (04:24):
Andre?

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Yes, okay, Andre.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Says he knows you. Now, I'm just gonna put it
out here. Andre is stating that it could have possibly
been you.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Really, Andre got the nerve to say it could have
been me? Smith, Andre, Why an't he trying to single
me out? Like I even use that damn copier, not
around there playing games. I'm a grown man. He be
out of his mind thinking he gonna say I did it.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
All I know is he stated that you were a possibility.
That's what That's what he stated.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
He said I was a possibility. That that's dumb. He
ain't have absolutely the reason to think. I don't even
use that copier, man, I use that thing like once
every two to three weeks, everybody on that floor.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Okay, so out of once every two or three weeks,
is there a possibility maybe you propped your butt up
there and copied it?

Speaker 4 (05:15):
Not at all, y'all. Don't ain't even told me when
this happened. I probably wasn't even working when the booty
m You can you must be out your mind. You
can waste everybody else the time trying to bring everyone
in to get a free strip show, but you're not
gonna do that to me. This has to be unethical
and illegal on so many levels. You're trying to come

(05:36):
in and say everybody on the entire floor has to
come show that. Geez, man, you must be kidding me.
What's your name? The whole time You're trying to call
me saying this is HR what's your name? Because when I.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
I'm Darius, I'm Darius out of human Resources. I told
you that when I first.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Called you out and Darius, well, Darius, when I do
come into work, I want to see.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Let me ask you this VN. Do you know Leslie?

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Leslie? I know that better not even say.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
My name, but so you do know Leslie?

Speaker 4 (06:10):
Yes, I know Leslie. She works it with me. So
you're trying to tell me that.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Leslie said, do you want to know what Leslie said? Yes?

Speaker 4 (06:18):
I would like to know what Leslie says, so when
I cuss her out, I get it right, Okay.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Leslie told me to tell you that this is nephew
Tommy from the Steve Harvey more.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
On the show.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
And you just got pranked by your co worker Leslie
and and oh man, Leslie and Andre got me to
prank phone call you.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Man, dude, I was man, I was pissed. Your uncle
is right, bro, somebody is gonna whoop your I bet
I bet it this year.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
All right, von tell me this, man, what is the
baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
The land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show. Somebody is dancing.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
And now you have it?

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Now, which out of our group do you think we copydy?
But which one out of.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
Franks new hesitation on who? I mean you would win
the gold medal.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
All of that?

Speaker 3 (07:33):
So who is the Tommy?

Speaker 5 (07:37):
Let me ask you this, Who's the least likely one
of the ladies to do it?

Speaker 2 (07:42):
The least likely one. I don't know, man, I think
they're all do its. Th ain't gonna lot to you think?

Speaker 4 (07:53):
I know?

Speaker 5 (07:53):
Call it call copy call. I haven't seen hotel. Too
many people to kiss her so ill she is still
copy of it in her.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Sign my email read the attachment.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
Yeah, we're like areas that you would suggested.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Harry is over.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
The vertical, horizontal my entire All right, all right, coming
up next strubbery letter subject He repeated everything I said
about her.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
We'll get into that right after this. You're listening Hardy
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