August 15, 2024 • 9 mins
Fool #1 is with a woman at the airport who is ready for a departure. Tommy may have outdone himself on this one!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today, the
subject show business isn't for everyone. I say. We'll get
into that in just a few but right now the
nephew is here with today's prank phone call what you
got for his nest?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I didn't do it. We're gonna get on there. I'm dying.
I'm going through my my files right now.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I got you know, hold on, let me just check
this out and just get to the file and hat.
I know some people in their car right now talking
about if you don't hurry up and play the dog
on prank we're playing.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
We got to go in work. Put all that playing.
Come on, you know it's one you can to play, Tommy.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Okay, I'm just trying to give a little suspense to it,
ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Just a little suspense. So let me.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
See yeah, yeah, j and let me do it like
my my granddaddy say, all right, he looks all that
index thing. Yeah, let me let me do it like
(01:08):
your uncle used to do it. Reconn and get you
some ret and get you some rechn't get your prank,
get it read.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
They ain't get you one, don't get you on, get
you one quarter? There you do this right?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Here is relationship depart. Relationship depart. Let's go catch up.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Hello. Hey Brian, Hey baby, I was I was calling
to tell you baby. Look, I just I just can't
do it. I got it?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
What? Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Right, Brian, Hey, this is Greg. I know I know
you was just talking to Val, but this is this
is Greg talking to you, Brian, Greg, Yeah, this is
Brian a little bit, Greg, I was just talking to
my wife. Did you put it back on the phone.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Uh No, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna be able
to do that.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Why can't you do that? Man?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Hey, let me explain something to you.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Uh all right, there's some things, you know, long conversations
about this. Well, how you know my wife on the
first man basis like that? Man? How you who are you?
Like I said, man, my name is Greg Uhr.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
At the airport?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Okay airport? What the airport? And why we got the
airport with my wife? For? Hey, let me he a dog.
All of this is complicated, Okay, it's really it is.
Make it simple for me. Okay, So what I want
to explain to you? Let me explain to you Mann.
(02:48):
We've had a lot of long conversations about this. It's
something that you when when was this? Why are you
about the airport with my wife with me?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
And why is leaving with me?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Okay, leaving? And what do you mean leaving? Leaving me?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Hell no, put on the phone and I don't even
want to talk to you, man. Put her on the phone.
Put her on the phone, man, and look, you need
to put her on the phone right now, leaving. I
don't believe that. Now I want to hear her say that.
Oh here you're saying here, let me talk to my wife, man,
because you need the boy? Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's up?
(03:34):
What's this dude? Talking down.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Up to tell you this?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
For a while?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
See, you think everything, but it hasn't been Okay, why
are you telling me this phone?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
What can't you just come home and tell me this?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Can't you just tell me it's about face? Hey? Hey, hey, bro,
come on man, my wife? Hey, hey bro, I I
know this is painful.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Man. Now you don't know, you don't.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Know nothing, but I.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Okay, ladies, I just put my wife on the phone.
Did you if you got any ounce of a man
and you just put my wife back on the phone.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
All right, bro, let me, let me, let me say,
let me let me.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Can I say something to you many man, it lessens
my wife on the phone. But you ain't got nothing.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I'm gonna put it on in the second. But let
me say this to you.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Man. I can say the same man and wrap it
up live because I need to talk to my wife.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I just want you to know this, Brian, this is
this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Tell me got me the prank phone call?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah? What you hold on? So? So okay, if you
planched me, what's up with the airport and stuff in
the back then y'all at the airport?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
No, bro, your wife is here at the studio. Man,
it ain't nothing happening. Man, you're way hold on. I
let you tell me you alright. First of all, you
alright man.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Uh oh man, it was about to be a murdercy man.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Look at now, who's a big Chris. I got you?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Finally you could have been a little bit more. You
and your your brother. You think you're the only ones
can prank people that you and your brother be branking
all the time. Man, this is light stuff. Though I
a girl baby.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Oh you got a birthday coming up. Happy birthday, Brian.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
This yeah, man, great gifts, great gifts. Man. Let me
talk to my wife.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Man, I got I ain't got no dog.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Hold on, please, what.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Woman?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
You got me? All right? Don't don't. You ain't got
to go this far.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
It's supposed to be funny. I did a little bad,
but you kind of start tearing up. But I'm glad
to know you fight for me. Like that.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Fight. It was gonna be some. It wasn't just a
bring your black don't even stop.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
At red light.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
You know how passes get through when they say they
preach that thing. I prank that thing right there, you him,
I prank that thing right down. Ok, yeah, I prank
that thing right there. I don't, I don't, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I don't care how y'all look at I prank that
thing right there, that.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Praise the worship seraty. You know it's it's it's it's
something about when you get a man almost to tears. See,
that's that's when you get when you push somebody to
that limit, when you know you got him in the
palm in your hand. I prank that thing right then
I prank that thing.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Thank you. Sure people learn.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
If I don't ask for my accolades, how I'm gonna
give them.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
A lot of people get them and don't ask.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
But that's besides the point. As far as me and
my house, we will serve the pranks. Come on, Thomas
Joshua A Mile Joshua.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Okay, we will serve the.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Right Nephew time house part of comedy Jam. It is Buffalo,
New York.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I am ready. I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
It's going down tickets and setting like crazy, and I
appreciate y'all coming to see your boy. Uh straight out
of council, y'all gotta come see I got a whole
lot to talk about.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Man.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Saturday, August and thirty person that is Labor Day weekend,
The Nephew is coming to town. Tickets on sale right now.
I will be at the Shade Performing Art Center, laying
in the cup the middle of theater. That's the middle
of theater. That is in Augusta, Georgia. That is Friday,
September the sixth, Friday September the sixth. Tickets on sale
(08:13):
right now. What's laying in the cut? I got one
motus landing in the cut The Hyman Center, Hymen Center,
that Saturday, October twenty sixth, nephew, till me in, friends.
That's Lyfayette, Louisiana, right there, right here in Lafayette, Louisiana, Lafayette.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
It's called the Hymen Center, the Hymen Center.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Yees, yeah, yeah when you if you wanna come, just this one,
stand up, come on, hang out with you, nephew. Man,
come on down Lafayette with in a while. Man, we're
gonna get good man. We're gonna yeah, we're gonna leave Houston.
We're gonna drive through Beaumont. Man, we're gonna stop the
lak y'all. You know we we're gonna we're gonna ban here.
You got a road trip auncing depth, auncing depth, road trip.
(08:53):
Hit it the La Fayette, Louisiana. Come on, you don't
see it?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Two or two?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Hard you lived in your car.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Stop. That's why I ain't doing that no more. You
told me we're gonna drive through Beaumont and corpus pit.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
What I didn't say, corporate Beaumont l job shout back
to craps. Oh month, all right, coming up next, Strawberry letters.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
You're listening, hardy morning show,
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today, the
subject show business isn't for everyone. I say. We'll get
into that in just a few but right now the
nephew is here with today's prank phone call what you
got for his nest?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I didn't do it. We're gonna get on there. I'm dying.
I'm going through my my files right now.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I got you know, hold on, let me just check
this out and just get to the file and hat.
I know some people in their car right now talking
about if you don't hurry up and play the dog
on prank we're playing.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
We got to go in work. Put all that playing.
Come on, you know it's one you can to play, Tommy.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Okay, I'm just trying to give a little suspense to it,
ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Just a little suspense. So let me.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
See yeah, yeah, j and let me do it like
my my granddaddy say, all right, he looks all that
index thing. Yeah, let me let me do it like
(01:08):
your uncle used to do it. Reconn and get you
some ret and get you some rechn't get your prank,
get it read.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
They ain't get you one, don't get you on, get
you one quarter? There you do this right?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Here is relationship depart. Relationship depart. Let's go catch up.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Hello. Hey Brian, Hey baby, I was I was calling
to tell you baby. Look, I just I just can't
do it. I got it?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
What? Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Right, Brian, Hey, this is Greg. I know I know
you was just talking to Val, but this is this
is Greg talking to you, Brian, Greg, Yeah, this is
Brian a little bit, Greg, I was just talking to
my wife. Did you put it back on the phone.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Uh No, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna be able
to do that.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Why can't you do that? Man?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Hey, let me explain something to you.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Uh all right, there's some things, you know, long conversations
about this. Well, how you know my wife on the
first man basis like that? Man? How you who are you?
Like I said, man, my name is Greg Uhr.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
At the airport?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Okay airport? What the airport? And why we got the
airport with my wife? For? Hey, let me he a dog.
All of this is complicated, Okay, it's really it is.
Make it simple for me. Okay, So what I want
to explain to you? Let me explain to you Mann.
(02:48):
We've had a lot of long conversations about this. It's
something that you when when was this? Why are you
about the airport with my wife with me?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
And why is leaving with me?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Okay, leaving? And what do you mean leaving? Leaving me?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Hell no, put on the phone and I don't even
want to talk to you, man. Put her on the phone.
Put her on the phone, man, and look, you need
to put her on the phone right now, leaving. I
don't believe that. Now I want to hear her say that.
Oh here you're saying here, let me talk to my wife, man,
because you need the boy? Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's up?
(03:34):
What's this dude? Talking down.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Up to tell you this?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
For a while?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
See, you think everything, but it hasn't been Okay, why
are you telling me this phone?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
What can't you just come home and tell me this?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Can't you just tell me it's about face? Hey? Hey, hey, bro,
come on man, my wife? Hey, hey bro, I I
know this is painful.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Man. Now you don't know, you don't.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Know nothing, but I.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Okay, ladies, I just put my wife on the phone.
Did you if you got any ounce of a man
and you just put my wife back on the phone.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
All right, bro, let me, let me, let me say,
let me let me.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Can I say something to you many man, it lessens
my wife on the phone. But you ain't got nothing.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I'm gonna put it on in the second. But let
me say this to you.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Man. I can say the same man and wrap it
up live because I need to talk to my wife.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I just want you to know this, Brian, this is
this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Tell me got me the prank phone call?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah? What you hold on? So? So okay, if you
planched me, what's up with the airport and stuff in
the back then y'all at the airport?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
No, bro, your wife is here at the studio. Man,
it ain't nothing happening. Man, you're way hold on. I
let you tell me you alright. First of all, you
alright man.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Uh oh man, it was about to be a murdercy man.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Look at now, who's a big Chris. I got you?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Finally you could have been a little bit more. You
and your your brother. You think you're the only ones
can prank people that you and your brother be branking
all the time. Man, this is light stuff. Though I
a girl baby.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Oh you got a birthday coming up. Happy birthday, Brian.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
This yeah, man, great gifts, great gifts. Man. Let me
talk to my wife.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Man, I got I ain't got no dog.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Hold on, please, what.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Woman?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
You got me? All right? Don't don't. You ain't got
to go this far.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
It's supposed to be funny. I did a little bad,
but you kind of start tearing up. But I'm glad
to know you fight for me. Like that.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Fight. It was gonna be some. It wasn't just a
bring your black don't even stop.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
At red light.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
You know how passes get through when they say they
preach that thing. I prank that thing right there, you him,
I prank that thing right down. Ok, yeah, I prank
that thing right there. I don't, I don't, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I don't care how y'all look at I prank that
thing right there, that.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Praise the worship seraty. You know it's it's it's it's
something about when you get a man almost to tears. See,
that's that's when you get when you push somebody to
that limit, when you know you got him in the
palm in your hand. I prank that thing right then
I prank that thing.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Thank you. Sure people learn.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
If I don't ask for my accolades, how I'm gonna
give them.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
A lot of people get them and don't ask.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
But that's besides the point. As far as me and
my house, we will serve the pranks. Come on, Thomas
Joshua A Mile Joshua.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Okay, we will serve the.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Right Nephew time house part of comedy Jam. It is Buffalo,
New York.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I am ready. I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
It's going down tickets and setting like crazy, and I
appreciate y'all coming to see your boy. Uh straight out
of council, y'all gotta come see I got a whole
lot to talk about.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Man.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Saturday, August and thirty person that is Labor Day weekend,
The Nephew is coming to town. Tickets on sale right now.
I will be at the Shade Performing Art Center, laying
in the cup the middle of theater. That's the middle
of theater. That is in Augusta, Georgia. That is Friday,
September the sixth, Friday September the sixth. Tickets on sale
(08:13):
right now. What's laying in the cut? I got one
motus landing in the cut The Hyman Center, Hymen Center,
that Saturday, October twenty sixth, nephew, till me in, friends.
That's Lyfayette, Louisiana, right there, right here in Lafayette, Louisiana, Lafayette.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
It's called the Hymen Center, the Hymen Center.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Yees, yeah, yeah when you if you wanna come, just this one,
stand up, come on, hang out with you, nephew. Man,
come on down Lafayette with in a while. Man, we're
gonna get good man. We're gonna yeah, we're gonna leave Houston.
We're gonna drive through Beaumont. Man, we're gonna stop the
lak y'all. You know we we're gonna we're gonna ban here.
You got a road trip auncing depth, auncing depth, road trip.
(08:53):
Hit it the La Fayette, Louisiana. Come on, you don't
see it?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Two or two?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Hard you lived in your car.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Stop. That's why I ain't doing that no more. You
told me we're gonna drive through Beaumont and corpus pit.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
What I didn't say, corporate Beaumont l job shout back
to craps. Oh month, all right, coming up next, Strawberry letters.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
You're listening, hardy morning show,
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