August 19, 2024 • 9 mins
Neighbors are supposed to be there for one another. Fool #1 is in a situation and he needs some paper. Is it appropriate for a grown man to bring another grown man toilet paper or nah?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, coming up at about four minutes after the hour.
It's my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is
he saw right through my lies, he saw right through
my lives. We'll get into that in a minute, find
out what that's all about. But right now, Junior is
in for the nephew morning. Junior.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
You're here, I'm here. You know who are here? Because
I gotta do a prank. Now, you got a prank
prank today? Can you bring me some paper?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
We're gonna find out here we go.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Come on, cat, Hello, Hello, I'm trying to Charles. I'm
looking for Charles.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah. This chiye, this chie? Can I help you?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Hey, listen, I'm speaking with I'm sorry, it's gotty man.
I'm I'm out sitting for readA.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
See y'all okay, okay, yeah, yeah, she told me she
was going out of town. What can I do for you?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Brother? How pought y'all out on the way, man, y'all,
I'm in the house.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Both our houses, yeah, I think let's see. Yeah, we
four houses down.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Okay. Now, she loved me a number man, love me,
y'all know me? And then she loved miss Dars. No
I tried to call miss Dars but then nobody answer
the phone.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah, she know, I'm me in church around this time.
Ria said she was gonna be gone for a minute,
So you say you down there right right right?
Speaker 4 (01:15):
And she told me if I got an emergency anything,
that I could reach out to y'all and call y'all. Right,
right right, Okay? Are you are you busy right now? Man?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Well? Actually, I'm in the middle of cooking my wife
some dinner and got some meat on the grill. But
other than that, you know.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Okay, I mean you you are you able to help
me out with something right quick? Or you got you
got time for that?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Well, like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking.
If there's something I can help you with, I you know,
I don't mind coming down there and showing you doing
whatever it is that we need to do. Okay, Charlie.
Would you out to have any paper?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Man?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Any paper?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I think I got some newspaper. What you're trying?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no news. But I mean
some paper. You have some paper?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
What notebook paper? No?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
See man, listen, Charlie, like I said, my name's got it, man,
I know you don't know me. I didn't got myself
in a little situation here down here, read the house man,
and I didn't. Man, I'm in a situation I actually
and in the bathroom. Man, it ain't no paper in here.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Dog. So you're saying you want me to bring you
some toilet paper.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
I mean, if you don't mind, I'm sitting here. My
legs ain't got none of my I can't feel my
whole little body, man, from butt down. I can't feel
nothing in my feet. Everything that went to sleep on me.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Old up, babe. This dude down here at read the
house saying he wants me to bring his paper because
he didn't got numb sitting on the toilet. Man, look
at it, bruh. I'm in the middle of cooking. I
wish I could help you, but you know, I.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Mean tell you ain't but about four hours a dall,
can you just run down here right quickly. I'm at
the back door open.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I have to say, Man, I understand all that you saying,
but like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking
for my wife. We having a little special agent because
our kids and stuff gone, and I can't leave her
like that just to come bring you know paper. Now,
what I can tell you to do is if Rita
got one of them towels or something down.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Man, I'm not using nobody town like. That's disrespectful.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Man. Okay, hey, but lord your voice, man, you calling
me to help you, and you acting like I caused
you to not have no guy?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
You a handst the bat. I got all I'm asking for.
Just ain't gonna take no more but two three minutes.
Run down here right quick and bring the paper man,
and then you get on back to your dinner.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Well, what you was like, what you need to do?
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Brother?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
You said you had emergency. I thought the house or
the dog that got out, or you locked yourself out
the house. But I'm not gonna come down there and
bring you no papers because that don't sound like emergency.
That sounds like some personal And furthermore, you're in the bathroom,
just jump to your clothes, getting the shout and white.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
I'm not feel the dog. That's like I said, I'm
numb right now, man, I need some help.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
It's on this show. You want me to come down
there and bring you some toilet papers and pick your
numb You can't get up out the telling if I
was to help you things this day.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
That's why I'm trying to tell you I'm in an
emerging see man, Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Well that, like I said, Man, that don't sound like
an emergency. It seems like a little quick fix. Get
your drawings and your drawings, so go get you some molds.
I mean, I'm not senna walk four houses down there
to bring you some toilet papers your legs, I'm high.
How you gonna get up and open the door.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
The back door is over. All you gotta do is
come in here and reaching him and pass me roll
of paper. Man, That's all I'm asking you to do.
Mister Charlie, I understand that.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
But I'm not gonna come down there and bring you
no paper. I'm not gonna bring you and.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Bring me some paper down here? Man, your man to say?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Man, who the hell you think you holling at?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
You need me? I don't need you? Or won't you
do something? Man? You see, I'm sitting in a situation.
No readA left y'all number that y'all will help me
while I'm down there on house watching man just here,
crazy baby, Man, what why.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Don't you you're gonna call me asking me to bring
you some newspaper. I told you that. I was in
the middle of fix see me and my wife from dinner,
and you come calling me talking about some paper man.
I don't want to hear no, by no doubt, and
I ain't coming down there to bring you no paper man.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Hello, Charlie, you're gonna bring this paper man. Man.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Look like I told you before I ask him, bring
you no paper down there. We don't wipe no on
this street.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Old old man, I can't just you can't just leave
me here.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
And I'm numb like this bound us to come bring
no brown man, no toilet paper because he is responsible when.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
He going into the restroom.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
That sounds like a personal problem.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
You you too wrong for that, just Situat said, though
this is an emergency, man, Man, that don't sound in nomergency.
That sounds like a.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Personal problem that you got going on.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Come on, Jordan, I wanna get off of here.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Man.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
You know to be off. I don't give about you
being man nott a fact.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Soon as you get your out of there, you so man,
you come on down here.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
I'm coming down there by the truck. I'm coming down
there the way I am just like this hell and
I'm gonna warp for not helping me while I'm in
a situation. Will bring your tom I got one more
thing I need to say to you that I'm gonna do.
Is you listening?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Ringdio tongue. I got some snake skin shoes that fit
right up, clean up on it.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
I got one more thing. Is you listening? Man?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
What man? Like I said? What what you got to say? Man?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show? You
just got pranked by your neighbor. Reader.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Ain't this dam at mom from the radio station? Is
this timming from the Steve Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Read them?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Got you call the man? You had me housing to
come down there? Man and boy show down and you
better be glad.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
I'm eating.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I can't believe it.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Hey, man, I gotta ask you, man, one more thing.
What is what is the baddest I'm talking about the
baddest radio show in the last the Steve Harvey Show.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Y'all playing practical jokes on folks.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Man, there it is. Can you bring me some paper?
Can you bring me hey? Yes, it's here's the junior.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
You know, normally I don't get in on the back
end of these prints, because I don't like talking to
that food.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
But since we got a little time to key. You know,
earlier we were talking about.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Simony. Uh yeah, Simon and them should how she wear
a Green Bay jacket to the bad game. Yes, man,
they've been patrolling her now, trontrolling. Troll patrolling. That's short
for patrol. Okay, yes, ma'am, go ahead, whatever you say.
You know this man, no know your adjective. They patrolling her.
(07:42):
I don't. She got to learn what to wear. She
got plenty of stuff to wear.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
What like I said earlier, she could wear her little
load Olympic outfit.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
He could wear the little tights.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
You should have walked in there with them gold medals
on her neck if I had it, that's what I.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Wear, or I turn them into rings.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I well, I.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Hadn't been that everything hanging on my head, I wouldn't
even be able to I wouldn't even be able to
look up. I have them heavy things.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
A beat.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
He tore my elobes on.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
I'll be walking around just a cute. Get them taped
on the shirt. Everything.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
She just needs to let she don't learn. See, she
ain't got no friends. Around her. She needs I.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Think semony what was her name, maybe I but just yeah,
quick reading simony.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Uh, she has you tied out simon me whatever, cause
seem what she really needs.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
It's a real real black friend that just know all
the rules and everything.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
And tell a girl, come on now, were going to
the bass game. You fit to wear a pack of
jacket off. You're insin to do that. Don't wear that.
Put them gold medals on it. That's going out here
and get some mes looking at yeah, because she don't
throw that in there. All right, thank you. He don't
like being puntroll Shire. All right, coming up next, Thank you,
(09:17):
Sister Odell.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Today's Strawberry letter. The subject is he saw right through
my lies. We'll get into it right after this. You're
listening Harvey Morning Show.
All right, coming up at about four minutes after the hour.
It's my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is
he saw right through my lies, he saw right through
my lives. We'll get into that in a minute, find
out what that's all about. But right now, Junior is
in for the nephew morning. Junior.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
You're here, I'm here. You know who are here? Because
I gotta do a prank. Now, you got a prank
prank today? Can you bring me some paper?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
We're gonna find out here we go.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Come on, cat, Hello, Hello, I'm trying to Charles. I'm
looking for Charles.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah. This chiye, this chie? Can I help you?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Hey, listen, I'm speaking with I'm sorry, it's gotty man.
I'm I'm out sitting for readA.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
See y'all okay, okay, yeah, yeah, she told me she
was going out of town. What can I do for you?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Brother? How pought y'all out on the way, man, y'all,
I'm in the house.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Both our houses, yeah, I think let's see. Yeah, we
four houses down.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Okay. Now, she loved me a number man, love me,
y'all know me? And then she loved miss Dars. No
I tried to call miss Dars but then nobody answer
the phone.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah, she know, I'm me in church around this time.
Ria said she was gonna be gone for a minute,
So you say you down there right right right?
Speaker 4 (01:15):
And she told me if I got an emergency anything,
that I could reach out to y'all and call y'all. Right,
right right, Okay? Are you are you busy right now? Man?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Well? Actually, I'm in the middle of cooking my wife
some dinner and got some meat on the grill. But
other than that, you know.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Okay, I mean you you are you able to help
me out with something right quick? Or you got you
got time for that?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Well, like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking.
If there's something I can help you with, I you know,
I don't mind coming down there and showing you doing
whatever it is that we need to do. Okay, Charlie.
Would you out to have any paper?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Man?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Any paper?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I think I got some newspaper. What you're trying?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no news. But I mean
some paper. You have some paper?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
What notebook paper? No?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
See man, listen, Charlie, like I said, my name's got it, man,
I know you don't know me. I didn't got myself
in a little situation here down here, read the house man,
and I didn't. Man, I'm in a situation I actually
and in the bathroom. Man, it ain't no paper in here.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Dog. So you're saying you want me to bring you
some toilet paper.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
I mean, if you don't mind, I'm sitting here. My
legs ain't got none of my I can't feel my
whole little body, man, from butt down. I can't feel
nothing in my feet. Everything that went to sleep on me.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Old up, babe. This dude down here at read the
house saying he wants me to bring his paper because
he didn't got numb sitting on the toilet. Man, look
at it, bruh. I'm in the middle of cooking. I
wish I could help you, but you know, I.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Mean tell you ain't but about four hours a dall,
can you just run down here right quickly. I'm at
the back door open.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I have to say, Man, I understand all that you saying,
but like I said, I'm in the middle of cooking
for my wife. We having a little special agent because
our kids and stuff gone, and I can't leave her
like that just to come bring you know paper. Now,
what I can tell you to do is if Rita
got one of them towels or something down.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Man, I'm not using nobody town like. That's disrespectful.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Man. Okay, hey, but lord your voice, man, you calling
me to help you, and you acting like I caused
you to not have no guy?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
You a handst the bat. I got all I'm asking for.
Just ain't gonna take no more but two three minutes.
Run down here right quick and bring the paper man,
and then you get on back to your dinner.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Well, what you was like, what you need to do?
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Brother?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
You said you had emergency. I thought the house or
the dog that got out, or you locked yourself out
the house. But I'm not gonna come down there and
bring you no papers because that don't sound like emergency.
That sounds like some personal And furthermore, you're in the bathroom,
just jump to your clothes, getting the shout and white.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
I'm not feel the dog. That's like I said, I'm
numb right now, man, I need some help.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
It's on this show. You want me to come down
there and bring you some toilet papers and pick your
numb You can't get up out the telling if I
was to help you things this day.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
That's why I'm trying to tell you I'm in an
emerging see man, Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Well that, like I said, Man, that don't sound like
an emergency. It seems like a little quick fix. Get
your drawings and your drawings, so go get you some molds.
I mean, I'm not senna walk four houses down there
to bring you some toilet papers your legs, I'm high.
How you gonna get up and open the door.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
The back door is over. All you gotta do is
come in here and reaching him and pass me roll
of paper. Man, That's all I'm asking you to do.
Mister Charlie, I understand that.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
But I'm not gonna come down there and bring you
no paper. I'm not gonna bring you and.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Bring me some paper down here? Man, your man to say?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Man, who the hell you think you holling at?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
You need me? I don't need you? Or won't you
do something? Man? You see, I'm sitting in a situation.
No readA left y'all number that y'all will help me
while I'm down there on house watching man just here,
crazy baby, Man, what why.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Don't you you're gonna call me asking me to bring
you some newspaper. I told you that. I was in
the middle of fix see me and my wife from dinner,
and you come calling me talking about some paper man.
I don't want to hear no, by no doubt, and
I ain't coming down there to bring you no paper man.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Hello, Charlie, you're gonna bring this paper man. Man.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Look like I told you before I ask him, bring
you no paper down there. We don't wipe no on
this street.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Old old man, I can't just you can't just leave
me here.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
And I'm numb like this bound us to come bring
no brown man, no toilet paper because he is responsible when.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
He going into the restroom.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
That sounds like a personal problem.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
You you too wrong for that, just Situat said, though
this is an emergency, man, Man, that don't sound in nomergency.
That sounds like a.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Personal problem that you got going on.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Come on, Jordan, I wanna get off of here.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Man.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
You know to be off. I don't give about you
being man nott a fact.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Soon as you get your out of there, you so man,
you come on down here.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
I'm coming down there by the truck. I'm coming down
there the way I am just like this hell and
I'm gonna warp for not helping me while I'm in
a situation. Will bring your tom I got one more
thing I need to say to you that I'm gonna do.
Is you listening?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Ringdio tongue. I got some snake skin shoes that fit
right up, clean up on it.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
I got one more thing. Is you listening? Man?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
What man? Like I said? What what you got to say? Man?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show? You
just got pranked by your neighbor. Reader.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Ain't this dam at mom from the radio station? Is
this timming from the Steve Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Read them?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Got you call the man? You had me housing to
come down there? Man and boy show down and you
better be glad.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
I'm eating.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I can't believe it.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Hey, man, I gotta ask you, man, one more thing.
What is what is the baddest I'm talking about the
baddest radio show in the last the Steve Harvey Show.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Y'all playing practical jokes on folks.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Man, there it is. Can you bring me some paper?
Can you bring me hey? Yes, it's here's the junior.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
You know, normally I don't get in on the back
end of these prints, because I don't like talking to
that food.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
But since we got a little time to key. You know,
earlier we were talking about.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Simony. Uh yeah, Simon and them should how she wear
a Green Bay jacket to the bad game. Yes, man,
they've been patrolling her now, trontrolling. Troll patrolling. That's short
for patrol. Okay, yes, ma'am, go ahead, whatever you say.
You know this man, no know your adjective. They patrolling her.
(07:42):
I don't. She got to learn what to wear. She
got plenty of stuff to wear.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
What like I said earlier, she could wear her little
load Olympic outfit.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
He could wear the little tights.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
You should have walked in there with them gold medals
on her neck if I had it, that's what I.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Wear, or I turn them into rings.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I well, I.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Hadn't been that everything hanging on my head, I wouldn't
even be able to I wouldn't even be able to
look up. I have them heavy things.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
A beat.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
He tore my elobes on.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
I'll be walking around just a cute. Get them taped
on the shirt. Everything.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
She just needs to let she don't learn. See, she
ain't got no friends. Around her. She needs I.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Think semony what was her name, maybe I but just yeah,
quick reading simony.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Uh, she has you tied out simon me whatever, cause
seem what she really needs.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
It's a real real black friend that just know all
the rules and everything.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
And tell a girl, come on now, were going to
the bass game. You fit to wear a pack of
jacket off. You're insin to do that. Don't wear that.
Put them gold medals on it. That's going out here
and get some mes looking at yeah, because she don't
throw that in there. All right, thank you. He don't
like being puntroll Shire. All right, coming up next, Thank you,
(09:17):
Sister Odell.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Today's Strawberry letter. The subject is he saw right through
my lies. We'll get into it right after this. You're
listening Harvey Morning Show.
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